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Stuffed Crust Pizza and Two Sad Men

This week, Tom's hungry and Tim is stricken with a mild case of Super Bowl Fever. We discuss the surprising difficulty of getting a stuffed crust pizza delivered, Tim's awkwardness when booking a massage appointment, an interesting conversation Tom heard through his window and we argue about the relevance of Ferris Bueller in 2012. Also, Tom adds another item to his Mundane Bucket List and we solve a roommate squabble in a new installment of Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems.

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Groundhog Day

Tim goes to the Philharmonic, Groundhog's Day vs. Groundhog Day, equinoxes, learning facts through rhymes, Tom's S.A.D., Pennsylvanian dialects, disagreements about how interesting the Amish are, famous groundhogs, the Brian Doyle-Murray movie, NEW SEGMENT: Lyrical Analysis: Stevie Wonder's "Part-time Lover" plus Tim and Tom Solve a Military Problem.

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Facebook

This week we discuss all things Facebook, including 4 types of annoying Facebook users, the long, emotional process of canceling your account and the inherent insincerity of the Facebook "Happy Birthday" message. The hot new segment "Mundane Bucket List" returns as Tim announces his first entry. Also, Tim is annoyed by a woman at the deli and Tom insults all women in general.

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Underwear

Underwear shopping, replacing underwear, a frank discussion about boxers, briefs and box-briefs, 24 hour a day websites, and an exciting new segment: The Mundane Bucket List.

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Medicine

This week we discuss getting pity when you're sick, picking regular cold medicine over "extra strength" medicine, Tom's back problems, Tim's quest for Nyquil immunity and homeopathic remedies. This episode also includes a long segment from the recent TCGTE live New York City show, where we discuss the major events of 2011.

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New Year's Resolutions

Inaccurate New Year's countdowns, Williamsburg turning into a war zone on New Year's Eve, literally running away from your problems, avoiding nursing homes, getting in shape for the new year and podcasting in a new language.

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Kim Jong Il

This week, Tom is very enthusiastic about some good deeds he's performed and Tim is beaten down by a trip to the mall. Then we talk about Kim Jong Il's golfing prowess, dissect more claims made by the deceased crazy person, and Tom contemplates taking a trip to North Korea.

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Christmas Songs

A frank discussion of what type of wine to bring to a holiday party, a genius idea for a make your own wine label store, plugs for live shows in New York City and London, and we count down the Top 10 Christmas Songs of all time while writing our own new, instant classic. Do you have loved ones? Are you buying them gifts for the holidays? Make sure you do it through TCGTE.com/Amazon to help support the show!

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Santa Claus

This week we talk about Santa Claus! We discuss not letting your kids listen to this show, the history of Santa Claus, the times we each discovered a little secret about Santa, sending mail by burning it in a fireplace, eight legged horses and the logic of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. We also solve a problem for somebody who made an unfortunate choice of university.

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The SkyMall Holiday Gift Guide

Tom pulls an amateur laundry tipping move, Tim reminisces about The Real World San Francisco (again) and we go through the top gifts you can buy for any asshole on your list from the SkyMall catalogue.

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The Muppets

Tim and Tom discuss their upcoming NYC Live Show on December 30th and then get right into the Muppets. Topics include being afraid of Muppet enthusiasts, Tim's childhood fears of Muppets coming alive in his room, Tom's Jim Henson college stories, OJ Simpson's ill-advised pranks, the sad fate of trench coats and Fraggle Rock as an antidote to laser-shooting robots. Also, theories are discussed regarding a college professor who places a lot of importance on snacks.

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Cranksgiving & Sleep No More

Tim rides a bike way further than his body was willing to take him in the name of charity and Tom attends the theater in this week's episode: Cranksgiving / Sleep No More. Sign up for a free 14 day trial and free audiobook download at http:audibletrial.com/completeguide

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Zooey Deschanel

This week we cover Tom's continuing Batman-related depression, tales of playground cowardice, the mistaken belief that Zooey Deschanel is attainable and irritatingly opportunistic crooners. We also tackle a New York Times article about a fool, receive an invitation to Thanksgiving dinner at a listener's house and solve a risqué problem.

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Marathons

This week we discuss Tim's new tell-all book, bringing your own bread to a deli, Tom losing out on the role of a lifetime in The Dark Knight Rises, setting up booby traps for marathon runners and we solve a young woman's problems with meeting men. Sign up for a free 14 day trial and free audiobook download at audibletrial.com/completeguide

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Listener Mail

This week we go through the millions of emails we receive from our loyal listeners. They ask us for advice, correct our many mistakes, provide more information on topics from previous episodes and give us slow cooker recipes. We also talk about annoying questions at Halloween parties, calling into radio shows and fighting with the hosts, strange radio shows that report on children's playground gossip and we try to coordinate a podcast dinner party with all of our listeners.

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Halloween Spooktacular 2011

Tom reviews the new Batman Arkham City, Batman Goggles, Tim's Homeschooling, sexy smock Halloween costumes, poisoned Halloween candy, celebrating Halloween as a responsible adult, a tragic Pepper the House Horse update, befriending bums and Tim's call for recipes.

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Zombies

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! This week we talk about the all things zombies including The Walking Dead, World War Z, real life Haitian zombies and how we'd fare in the zombie apocalypse. And also: using this podcast as torture, overtipping jerk baristas, dating habits of the petite and the last episode of M*A*S*H.

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Steve Jobs

This week, Tom and Laugh-A-Minute Bill Barnaby pay tribute to Steve Jobs and celebrate his legacy. Also covered: KB Toys vs. Toys R Us, racist Commodore 64 games, prank calling the Home Shopping Network instead of going on spiritual journeys to India, using a computer with a weird cassette tape drive, doctors chopping their own salads, Tom's ill-fated trip to the doctor's office and seeing your pediatrician when you're 20 years old.

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Hamburgers

Musings on Two and a Half Men, the importance of nice buns, the scam behind McDonald's Monopoly game, Tom's heartbreaking tale of childhood loneliness, Tim almost sacrifices his life for the best hamburger in NYC, plus we solve some problems with girlfriend friends and 80s sax songs.

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Ancient Aliens

Tales of rich lady pizzeria haggling, Tom willing to pay exorbitant prices for Back to the Future Nike Air Mags, selfish notions of wishing NYC was grittier, the Ark of the Covenant being a nuclear device, nuclear explosions thousands of years ago, Ancient Volcanos and some advice about sending us drunk emails in the middle of the night.

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Jeopardy

This week we discuss a possible Jeopardy conspiracy, book festivals vs. comic book conventions, punching people in the back of the head and getting pantsed in Junior High. Also, we also discuss a particular type of a**hole we didn't realize existed until the New York Times pointed it out to us, with some controversy.

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Back to School

It's Back to School time kids! This week we cover the types of products Amazon.com sells, old people with face tattoos, the cruelness of back to school marketing, moving to college, Trapper Keepers vs. iPads, Tom attempting to start a bar brawl and pencil cases.

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Weddings

This week we talk about weddings and whatnot. We'll discuss how much cursing is acceptable in a best man toast, what to do if you forget the bride's name at a wedding, and why not to wear an $85 tuxedo to the next wedding you attend. Also, Tom dreams about personal helicopters, Tim has written a lot more songs than you'd expect and the two of them give some relationship advice in another installment of Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems.

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Hurricanes

Shredder technology, NYC Earthquake, local news reporters, drug tests, Sade Baderinwa is a compulsive liar, hipster hurricane survival, rats coming out of the toilets, Hog Island, government controlling the weather.

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The Kardashians

This week Tim and Tom struggle to keep up with the Kardashians, who generally confuse them more than anything else. Also, Tim desperately needs glasses but won't wear them because he got a bad haircut, Tom has a question about urinals, Tim makes the wrong choice when making a citizen's arrest and Back to the Future guru Tom talks about recent BTTF origin stories.

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Last Minute Vacations

This week Tom mulls over where to go during his week of from the mill. Destinations considered include vigilantism in Pittsburgh, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Clooneying a North Carolinian Town, or staying in a capsule hotel in Tokyo. Chinese factories, Tim's new intro man, pre-selling your possessions in case of death and The Bug Light/Complete Guide to Everything Party Cruise are also discussed.

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Museums

Prepare to get cultured this week! Tim and Tom discuss museums of all kinds, including several that don't exist but should. We also go over our recent NYC live show, and explain why it wasn't recorded (WHOOPS!). Also, we talk about hobos using libraries, Tom's bloody video games, Tim's explicit music purchases and we solve a problem for a Canadian moving to New York.

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New York Yankees

Tim Accuses Tom of Being Bimbo, Playboy at the library, Zillions, Weird Legal Drugs, Tim Explains How The Show Works and Who The Yankees Are For Those Who Do Not Like Baseball, Literally Giving Your Life for Derek Jeter, Tim's Conversation with Bobby Abreu, A Lord of the Ring-esque Journey for Better Seats, Alex Trebek: Vigilante?, T&T Solve a Problem with a Methhead Yard Sale Customer, Another Plug for the NYC Live Show and a Brief Discussion of When People Started to Hate Gwyneth P ...

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Beating the Heat

It's a heat wave! Listen to Tim and Tom debate the merits of the heat index, talk about experiences with morons in pizza places and encourage everyone to bring an escort to the NYC Live Show on August 4th. Also, Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, returns with a listener who has a severe cat urine problem.

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Planking

Netflix outrage, AT&T's futuristic creepy phone booths, the promise of Epcot Center, Grandfathering, Planking, Balconies, Owling, Tim Meets the World's Smallest Woman, Tom Insults Astronauts, Pat Sajak's Secret Agenda, Derek Jeter's Baseball Soup, North Korean Women's Soccer Team Hit By Lightning, Crime Corner: Prison Porn and Lactation as a Weapon

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Swimming Pools

Who doesn't love swimming pools? Evildoers, that's who. This week, Tim and Tom discuss everybody's favorite summer pastime, sitting around in filthy pools of water. Tom talks about his many heroic saves as a lifeguard and Tim speaks about his recent car accident and the old man on the street who put a spell on him.

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Cults

This week we discuss: Boy Meets World Meets Cults, Tricking Tim into Joining a Cult,Technical Difficulties, Cargo Cults, Heaven's Gate Cult, Getting Your World Views from 4 Year Olds, Don't Listen to Star Trek, Alien Abduction Insurance, Drinking the Flavor-Aid and Tim & Tom Solve Your Fake Problems in The Complete Guide to Cults.

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Summertime Part 1

Tim and Tom share their thoughts on the hottest season of the year and debate whether adults should enjoy the summer. Also covered: buying children's clothes to take advantage of back to school sales, visiting Amish country, creating foreign alter-egos to avoid boring conversations and we solve a problem from a man named Constable Wayne.

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Canadian Travel

This week we talk about traveled 90 minutes and being in a completely different country than America! Also we go over the New York Live Show, Email Addresses with a space in them, Coconuts M&Ms, Peanut Allergies, Adventures at the M&M Store in Times Square, Fight or Flight, Witnessing a Murder in the Woods while Camping, Old Ladies and the Rules, Tom's Flight Delays and a Lovely Dinner for One at a Classy Establishment.

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Father's Day

Need to get your dad a last minute Father's Day gift? We'll give you some ideas, but first we talk about jet packs, hover bikes and how to pick up a famous journalist at a high school prom. Then it's off to Brookstone to sit in the fancy vibrating chairs and buy some crap for your pops!

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Zooey and The Berge

In this week's thrilling installment Tom discuses his early childhood detective career, a juggling update, the dangers of being hypnotized, a call to action for Zooey and The Berge, getting advice from t-shirts and Tim and Tom solve a paperboy's problem.

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BBQs

It's the unofficial start of summer, and we all know what that means: Backyard BBQ season has begun! Join Tim and Tom as they discuss the proper way to host a BBQ and talk about learning new magic tricks, the intricacies of reality shows nobody watched, burning your face with a fire wallet and regulating BBQ sauce output. Also, listen until the end to find out about Tom's June 15th meetup in Toronto and a $1000 juggling-related wager.

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The Rapture

A return to camping, the importance of Tom's watch, The Rapture, ponies on a train, scratch off lottery tickets, Tom's pro boon inventions for Starbucks and Burger King, another crack at the TCGTE theme song, and Tim and Tom solve a follow up inquiry about a newly vegan roommate and help out a college student who believes his professor wants to give him some after class instruction.

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International Travel

Fresh off a trip to London to do a couple of live shows, we recount some of the finer points of international travel. Topics include ordering middle of the night meatball sandwiches, the importance of protecting your valuables, solving historical crimes near your hotel and not bringing a parachute onto a commercial airliner. Also, Tom has infuriating opinions regarding the proper way for customs agents to welcome citizens back to their home country.

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Bigfoot

This week Tim's tired and Tom's defensive about Back to the Future 3. We also discuss the various forms of bear entertainment, cryptozoology, 70s cartoons, extreme living, breeding big feet, raising monkids, The Real World San Francisco, Little Big Foot and of course Goofus and Gallant.

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The Royal Wedding

This week, we discuss the topic everyone is sick of, The Royal Wedding. Did you hear about this? Did you read about this in the news? We also talk about eating Cadbury Creme Eggs while drunk and legitimate news reports about Superman and we solve listeners' problems about romance and vegan roommates.

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Breaking Up

Breaking up is hard sometimes, but we do our best to let you down easy this week with our discussions of harebrains, literal baby cakes, real monsters, how good of swimmers we are and easy ways to break up with someone else. We also tear down New York Times Paywall by proving we never needed them in the first place.

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Dating: The Art of Seduction

In the third part of our acclaimed "Dating" series, we take a look at the "seduction community" and strange process in which some people try to woo members of the opposite sex. We also talk about chivalry in modern times, and cover "the bases" for those not in the know. 

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Loch Ness Monster

We begin our "The Complete Guide to Everything: Myths and Legends" series off with a bang, gunning for public enemy number 1: The Loch Ness Monster. Also, Tom submits his evolutionary thesis concerning unattractive people and fetishists.

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Candy

Hey! You like candy? Of course you do! This week we discuss different types of candy, teen clothing stores, a legitimately sad news story, Rebecca Black and the reason why women find George Clooney so damn attractive. Also Tim & Tom solve a reader's utterly ridiculous problem.

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Kitchen Nightmares

A quick update on the trials and tribulations of Tom getting coffee, Tim discusses wasting his life away all because of Gordon Ramsay, a psychological exploration into the minds of patrons to restaraunts featured on Kitchen Nightmares. Also we talk about Freegans in our New York Times segment and we solve some problems with Facebook snooping.

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HaircutCast Part 2

In this episode we discuss the upcoming TCGTE live show in London and all the wonderful, amazing things that will happen there. Then we get down to business and talk about the hot topic everyone is dying to hear about: getting a haircut. We also give advice to businesses large and small about setting up elaborate Candid Camera-style job interviews and Tom tries to sell unsuspecting listeners gold coins.

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iPad 2

Personal space while trying to get coffee, waiting in line drunk for an iPad 2, learning about sex first hand at Northwestern University, not learning about sex at all at Brigham Young University and we solve a problem involving a horse.

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Daytime TV

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 11.0px 'Lucida Grande'} Inspired by Tim's weeklong bout with the flu in which he did little more than watch daytime television non-stop in a feverish haze, Tom and Tim discuss the sorry state of TV programming that most normal people do not watch. We also cover Tom's recent airplane mishaps (AIRPLANE HUMOR!!!), as he was recently traveling the world like the fancy jetsetter he is.

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90s Rock

Hey guys, remember the 90s? We sure do, and in this episode we talk about 90s rock music. We discuss an encounter with Lisa Loeb that proves she is the nicest person in history, rock stars that we wish we had as aunts, the bizarre popularity of the band Live and a whole bunch of other stuff you probably were happy to not think about for the past 11 years. We also talk about feral cats, how fake smiles make you die on the inside and getting caught up in dry ...

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Gambling

Who likes gambling? In this episode we give you all the tips on how to win it big at the casino. But that's not all. We'll also give you tips on not falling for Tim's shoes before pants Inception, explain how cans work, and give you some real advice on adult problems.

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News Roundup - February 2011

This week we catch you up on what's been in the news lately. And, boy oh boy, has there been a lot in the news. We discuss the gone-too-soon Jack LaLanne, social networking revolutions, muscle-bound hipsters, apprehension regarding the new Muppet movie and a lot more.

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Valentine's Day

A very special all Tim & Tom Solve Your Romance Problems episode this week, just in time for Valentine's Day. Don't give up on your love life until you've tried Tim & Tom's advice for love. With solutions ranging from lying about patents you hold to soliciting the services of your local hobo you're sure to find the answer to any and all matters of the heart.

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The Superbowl

In this episode we tell you everything you need to know about the big football game. Also, we improve on some well-known catchphrases, talk about the various other "bowl" games, discuss Taco Bell meat, Maxim magazine and other stuff dudes talk about.

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Game Shows (Present Day)

This week Tim eats too much candy, we talk about getting dogs drunk and making them work in stores, Starbucks new size is addressed as well as topless men at Hollister. Then we move onto modern game shows, namely Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, creepy Jeopary robots, raising the stakes in game show video games where you don't actually win anything, Tim teases his Meredith Vieira story, some Internet jerk steals our idea and gets $1 mil ...

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News Roundup - January 2010

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Disney

In this family friendly, squeaky clean episode we talk all things Disney. Well all things Disney that aren't the theme parks since we did that already. Topics discussed include all the birds dying lately, freezing yourself, the new Ted Williams and talented hobos, bizarre will requests, hot princesses, cartoons priming the next generation of sexually casual teenagers and we answer some problems about finding porn and fooling around with your co-worker's daughter. ...

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2010 In Review and 2011 Predictions

In this episode we discuss the biggest stories in the world in 2010 and make predictions for 2011. We discuss putting cats in garbage bins, the Emmy death montage, circus triathalons and the blessed union of two people we don’t like. Also, who will be the biggest name in 2011: Kevin James or Ashton Kutcher?

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2010 In Review and 2011 Predictions

In this episode we discuss the biggest stories in the world in 2010 and make predictions for 2011. We discuss putting cats in garbage bins, the Emmy death montage, circus triathalons and the blessed union of two people we don’t like. Also, who will be the biggest name in 2011: Kevin James or Ashton Kutcher?

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Video Games

Discussion of the Lost Episode Using Drinking in Middle School as an Excuse Personal Christmas Gifts Christmas Car Commercials, Football and Hobos Starbucks and Homeless Old Women Tom Likes Video Games and Julia Roberts First Video Game Experiences with The 3 Stooges and Dragon’s Lair Waiting for the Wii The Wizard and Jenny Lewis The [...]

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Video Games

Discussion of the Mythical Lost Episode Using Drinking in Middle School as an Excuse Personal Christmas Gifts Christmas Car Commercials, Football and Hobos Starbucks and Homeless Old Women Tom Likes Video Games and Julia Roberts First Video Game Experiences with The 3 Stooges and Dragon’s Lair Waiting for the Wii The Wizard and Jenny Lewis The Cheater A Furious Argument About SNES vs. Genesis Street Fighter 2 vs Mortal Kombat Smoke Shop Talk Mario Kart and Smashing TVs NEW SEGMENT: Pa ...

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Coffee

Pour yourself a hot cup of joe and listen to this episode in which we discuss all types of coffee and the culture surrounding it, but mostly just complain about one specific employee at one coffee shop. Also, we talk about Paul McCartney not being able to afford a horn section, breaking celebrity news, a [...]

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Coffee

Pour yourself a hot cup of joe and listen to this episode in which we discuss all types of coffee and the culture surrounding it, but mostly just complain about one specific employee at one coffee shop. Also, we talk about Paul McCartney not being able to afford a horn section, breaking celebrity news, a dissection of Hardy Boys novels and take suggestions from the Facebook wall.

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Holiday Movies

Dog Music Spencer’s Gifts 2010 Tom’s War on Christmas The Home Alone Quadrilogy A Christmas Story Michael Keaton’s Jack Frost National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure The Adventures of Randy Quaid and the Hollywood Star Whackers Tim and Tom’s Christmas Gift

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Holiday Movies

Dog MusicSpencer’s Gifts 2010Tom’s War on ChristmasThe Home Alone QuadrilogyA Christmas StoryMichael Keaton’s Jack FrostNational Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island AdventureThe Adventures of Randy Quaid and the Hollywood Star WhackersTim and Tom’s Christmas Gift

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The Mall

Just in time for the holiday season, we go over everything you need to know about going to the mall. Also: Tales of Cowardice, ignorance of holidays, market research about dinosaur cartoons and Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems.

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Airport Security

Janitors Milk The New Theme Song “Enhanced” Consulting for the TSA Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Are We Your Friends? Types of Philes Two Timing A Juggalo’s Response Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her work at Flailing With Ink.

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Airport Security

Janitors Milk The New Theme Song "Enhanced" Consulting for the TSA Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Are We Your Friends? Types of Philes Two Timing A Juggalo's Response Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her work at Flailing With Ink.

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Harry Potter

We discuss the global phenomenon that is Harry Potter, so naturally the conversation turns to Richie Rich and Archie comics. Also, the debut of a potential new theme song!

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Harry Potter

We discuss the global phenomenon that is Harry Potter, so naturally the conversation turns to Richie Rich and Archie comics. Also, the debut of a potential new theme song!

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Dating (Part 2)

A topic so extensive that it could not be contained to a single episode! This week Tim and Tom go over the rules of DarwinDating.com in “Does it Pass the Mustard?”, speculate on the rules of speed dating, offend Matthew Broderick in a number of ways, and give some terrible dating advice.

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Dating (Part 2)

A topic so extensive that it could not be contained to a single episode! This week Tim and Tom go over the rules of DarwinDating.com in "Does it Pass the Mustard?", speculate on the rules of speed dating, offend Matthew Broderick in a number of ways, and give some terrible dating advice.

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Dating (Part 1)

Looking for love? You’ve come to the right place! This week we discuss dating and love and whatnot. From 80s video dating to niche online dating services for weird people, we cover it all and give you all the information you need to get to third base on your next romantic excursion. We also discuss [...]

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Dating (Part 1)

Looking for love? You've come to the right place! This week we discuss dating and love and whatnot. From 80s video dating to niche online dating services for weird people, we cover it all and give you all the information you need to get to third base on your next romantic excursion. We also discuss [...]

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Video Stores

Learning England is not still in the 1980s 1980s Social Networking Burritos TV’s Unsolved Mysteries Three Men and a Baby Ghost The Back Room of the Video Store Overt Perverts Time Travelers Ruining Tom’s Credit Steve Guttenberg Gets Called Out A Pervert’s Greatest Fear Realized Buying Smugness You’re Awful Updates TCGTE Rebooted You’re Awful: The [...]

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Video Stores

Learning England is not still in the 1980s 1980s Social Networking Burritos TV's Unsolved Mysteries Three Men and a Baby Ghost The Back Room of the Video Store Overt Perverts Time Travelers Ruining Tom's Credit Steve Guttenberg Gets Called Out A Pervert's Greatest Fear Realized Buying Smugness You're Awful Updates TCGTE Rebooted You're Awful: The [...]

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Breakfast

In this episode we discuss the most depressing television shows in history, Tom’s potential untimely demise in London, a cereal box that angered Tim and answer some listener mail. Also, some stuff about breakfast. Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her work at Flailing With Ink.

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Breakfast

In this episode we discuss the most depressing television shows in history, Tom's potential untimely demise in London, a cereal box that angered Tim and answer some listener mail. Also, some stuff about breakfast. Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her work at Flailing With Ink.

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Public Services (Or An Excuse to Talk About Poop)

TCGTE London Tim considers coming to England Tim intimidates for money How to Write Compelling Show Titles Paying Your Taxes is for Grown Ups Aristocratic Old Money Women at FAO Schwarz “You’re Awful” Corn How the government works Hipsters’ Ideas About Poop Green Stuff (Not Poop) Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems: Fantasy Football Collusion [...]

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Public Services (Or An Excuse to Talk About Poop)

TCGTE London Tim considers coming to England Tim intimidates for money How to Write Compelling Show Titles Paying Your Taxes is for Grown Ups Aristocratic Old Money Women at FAO Schwarz "You're Awful" Corn How the government works Hipsters' Ideas About Poop Green Stuff (Not Poop) Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems: Fantasy Football Collusion [...]

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Department of Motor Vehicles

Hate waiting in line at the DMV? We come up with solutions to the Department of Motor Vehicle’s woes in this episode. Also, we talk about lucid dreaming, college football games and the fact that the two hosts of this program hate each other. Also, learn how to calculate your Jerk Quotient.

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Department of Motor Vehicles

Hate waiting in line at the DMV? We come up with solutions to the Department of Motor Vehicle's woes in this episode. Also, we talk about lucid dreaming, college football games and the fact that the two hosts of this program hate each other. Also, learn how to calculate your Jerk Quotient.

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The Internet

Call to action for billionaires Million dollar bills Tim weighs his options Tom’s coming to London The Business of Bloopers YouTube Killed The America’s Funniest Home Videos Star Our Pal “Randy” Becomes an Unexpected Famous Internet Asshole The Social Fight Club Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Canadian Jerks at Work Santa Claus Cons A [...]

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The Internet

Call to action for billionaires Million dollar bills Tim weighs his options Tom's coming to London The Business of Bloopers YouTube Killed The America's Funniest Home Videos Star Our Pal "Randy" Becomes an Unexpected Famous Internet Asshole The Social Fight Club Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Canadian Jerks at Work Santa Claus Cons A [...]

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Celebrity

In this episode, two non-celebrities talk at length about the nature of celebrity. In a Freaky Friday-esque twist, minds are blown as Tom and Tim seemingly completely change personalities when arguing about Justin Bieber or Joaquin Phoenix or something. Also, what the hell was the deal with The Love Boat? Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out [...]

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Celebrity

In this episode, two non-celebrities talk at length about the nature of celebrity. In a Freaky Friday-esque twist, minds are blown as Tom and Tim seemingly completely change personalities when arguing about Justin Bieber or Joaquin Phoenix or something. Also, what the hell was the deal with The Love Boat? Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out [...]

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Shopping

Tim comes down with an acute case of Mall Madness. Also we discuss pizzerias, Tom’s love of novelty foods, various Nickelodeon game shows, Julia Roberts, the upcoming London meet-up and more!

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Shopping

Tim comes down with an acute case of Mall Madness. Also we discuss pizzerias, Tom's love of novelty foods, various Nickelodeon game shows, Julia Roberts, the upcoming London meet-up and more!

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IKEA

In this week’s episode we talk about everybody’s favorite Swedish assemble-it-yourself furniture retailer, IKEA. We also discuss parents that refuse to be boring grown-ups, ErnestFest, a TCGTE dance-a-thon and mailing people envelopes full of hair. We also provide and informal “State of the Guide” to explain our recent behavior.

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IKEA

In this week's episode we talk about everybody's favorite Swedish assemble-it-yourself furniture retailer, IKEA. We also discuss parents that refuse to be boring grown-ups, ErnestFest, a TCGTE dance-a-thon and mailing people envelopes full of hair. We also provide and informal "State of the Guide" to explain our recent behavior.

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Sleuthing

In this special edition episode of The Complete Guide to Everything, Tim and Tom try to crack the case of the Backpack Bandit. Showing their ability to multitask and solve multiple cases at once, they then take on the case of the U-Haul Truck Trickster. Also Tim debuts his new podcast. This episode was recorded [...]

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Sleuthing

In this special edition episode of The Complete Guide to Everything, Tim and Tom try to crack the case of the Backpack Bandit. Showing their ability to multitask and solve multiple cases at once, they then take on the case of the U-Haul Truck Trickster. Also Tim debuts his new podcast. This episode was recorded [...]

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Facial Hair

In this week’s episode we cover the often-requested topic of facial hair. Listen and learn as we discuss everything you need to know about maintaining a beard /mustache or keeping your face silky smooth. We also discuss: - dwarves dressing up like Yosemite Sam - the seedy underbelly of celebrity look-alike businesses - spending hundreds [...]

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Facial Hair

In this week's episode we cover the often-requested topic of facial hair. Listen and learn as we discuss everything you need to know about maintaining a beard /mustache or keeping your face silky smooth. We also discuss: - dwarves dressing up like Yosemite Sam - the seedy underbelly of celebrity look-alike businesses - spending hundreds [...]

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Juggalo Culture

We discuss the harrowing events of The Gathering of the Juggalos 2010, also: Twenty-Somethings are the new Teenagers Tim Goes Back to High School Living in Tree Houses Disney World Perverts Update Friends with Benefits (Pools and Kids) Boatlife Waterbeds and Bed Bugs Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her blog.

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Juggalo Culture

We discuss the harrowing events of The Gathering of the Juggalos 2010, also: Twenty-Somethings are the new Teenagers Tim Goes Back to High School Living in Tree Houses Disney World Perverts Update Friends with Benefits (Pools and Kids) Boatlife Waterbeds and Bed Bugs Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her blog.

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Healthy Eating

Feeling fat? Are your hands constantly greasy from all the fried foods you’re always eating? Let Tim and Tom guide you through the healthiest diets out there today. Also covered: swinger cruises, making friends as an adult and the fact that your life has probably been a child’s fever dream.

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Healthy Eating

Feeling fat? Are your hands constantly greasy from all the fried foods you're always eating? Let Tim and Tom guide you through the healthiest diets out there today. Also covered: swinger cruises, making friends as an adult and the fact that your life has probably been a child's fever dream.

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DisneyWorld

In this episode we discuss traveling to the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida, the perfect place for family fun!!! We also discuss: - Clean versions of ODB albums - Surviving water parks - Horses on planes - Flirting with Snow White

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DisneyWorld

In this episode we discuss traveling to the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida, the perfect place for family fun!!! We also discuss: - Clean versions of ODB albums - Surviving water parks - Horses on planes - Flirting with Snow White

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Air Travel

Dunces Tim’s Tips to Beat the Heat 80 Stand-Up Comedy Dealing with Celebrities on Planes Surviving a Plane Crash Basing Your Life on Sex and the City Angela Lansbury: Babe of the Week The Mile High Club or Having Sex in a Tiny Public Bathroom Tim and Tom Solve Your Loud College Kids Problems Illustrations [...]

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Air Travel

Dunces Tim's Tips to Beat the Heat 80 Stand-Up Comedy Dealing with Celebrities on Planes Surviving a Plane Crash Basing Your Life on Sex and the City Angela Lansbury: Babe of the Week The Mile High Club or Having Sex in a Tiny Public Bathroom Tim and Tom Solve Your Loud College Kids Problems Illustrations [...]

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The UK with Dave Hill

This week we welcome comedian, writer, musician and United Kingdom expert Dave Hill to the show. He teaches us about sports, ladies, using The Secret to get what you want, and other things too numerous to get into. He also joins us to solve listener questions in a very special installment of Tim and Tom [...]

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The UK with Dave Hill

This week we welcome comedian, writer, musician and United Kingdom expert Dave Hill to the show. He teaches us about sports, ladies, using The Secret to get what you want, and other things too numerous to get into. He also joins us to solve listener questions in a very special installment of Tim and Tom [...]

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UFOs and Aliens

Concered about the possibility of an alien attack? Educate yourself about all things alien by listening to this week’s episode. Also: Tom becomes a brewmaster, we have a frank discussion about ALF, we tell tales of brewery tours, question the mental toughness of drunken hillbillies and discuss the History Channel’s ridiculous programming.

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UFOs and Aliens

Concered about the possibility of an alien attack? Educate yourself about all things alien by listening to this week’s episode. Also: Tom becomes a brewmaster, we have a frank discussion about ALF, we tell tales of brewery tours, question the mental toughness of drunken hillbillies and discuss the History Channel’s ridiculous programming.

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Being a Man

LeBron James Passes on Our Offer NBA Talk Running in 102 Degree Heat Sexy Librarians Don’t Drink Drano Making Your Own Alcohol/Poison Cooking Tips Talkative Teenagers at Auto Parts Stores New Segment! One Time Time Travel

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Being a Man

LeBron James Passes on Our Offer NBA Talk Running in 102 Degree Heat Sexy Librarians Don't Drink Drano Making Your Own Alcohol/Poison Cooking Tips Talkative Teenagers at Auto Parts Stores New Segment! One Time Time Travel

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An Unfortunate Encounter and More Michael Jackson

At the end of last week’s episode, we were left with a heart-pounding cliffhanger as Tim walked out and claimed to leave the show for good. On this week’s episode we find out if Tom is destined to do The Complete Guide to Everything in solitude every week. Also, there is talk about Michael Jackson [...]

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An Unfortunate Encounter and More Michael Jackson

At the end of last week’s episode, we were left with a heart-pounding cliffhanger as Tim walked out and claimed to leave the show for good. On this week’s episode we find out if Tom is destined to do The Complete Guide to Everything in solitude every week. Also, there is talk about Michael Jackson [...]

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Summer

Paninis and Smashed Potatoes Ice Cream for Breakfast The Ice Cream man: Pervert or Genius? Uncomfortable at the Beach Sunning in Your Underpants Nude Beaches Summer School for Woodshop C+C Music Factory Humiliation T&T Solve Your Problems: Kids on Planes and TCGTE Concierge Listening Service Farewell to Tim

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Summer

Paninis and Smashed Potatoes Ice Cream for Breakfast The Ice Cream man: Pervert or Genius? Uncomfortable at the Beach Sunning in Your Underpants Nude Beaches Summer School for Woodshop C+C Music Factory Humiliation T&T Solve Your Problems: Kids on Planes and TCGTE Concierge Listening Service Farewell to Tim

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World Cup

In this episode we discuss all things World Cup related, including: - Elementary school sports - Bringing a baby to a bar - Hipsters trying to be worldly - Kim Jong Il - The American Civil War Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

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World Cup

In this episode we discuss all things World Cup related, including: - Elementary school sports - Bringing a baby to a bar - Hipsters trying to be worldly - Kim Jong Il - The American Civil War Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

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Winning the Lottery

Have you ever wanted to win the lottery? Well, in this episode we tell you how to! Not really, but we do discuss excellent ways to spend your lottery winnings. Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

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Winning the Lottery

Have you ever wanted to win the lottery? Well, in this episode we tell you how to! Not really, but we do discuss excellent ways to spend your lottery winnings. Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website.

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News Roundup

This week we discuss some big stories in the news, and Tom talks about a strangely depressing dream he had. - Samurai Sword Porn Star - Guatemalan sinkholes! - What is the Silver Surfer’s deal? - There is apparently some sort of oil leak - Shaving the heads of corpses - Questions about donating a kidney - A Tim and Tom Solve [...]

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News Roundup

This week we discuss some big stories in the news, and Tom talks about a strangely depressing dream he had. - Samurai Sword Porn Star - Guatemalan sinkholes! - What is the Silver Surfer's deal? - There is apparently some sort of oil leak - Shaving the heads of corpses - Questions about donating a [...]

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Marketing to Kids and Ripping Out Hearts

John Stamos cancels again Memorial Day Kids are rude Product Brainstorming for ripping off kids (Silly Bandz) Giving directions when you don’t know directions Ripping your friend’s heart out while on shrooms (Link) T&T Take Your Call: What happened to ladies night? What does Tim do with his beard? What is good cheap beer? T&T Solve Your Problems All One Word? (Link) by Natalie Al-Tahhan

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Marketing to Kids and Ripping Out Hearts

John Stamos cancels again Memorial Day Kids are rude Product Brainstorming for ripping off kids (Silly Bandz) Giving directions when you don't know directions Ripping your friend's heart out while on shrooms (Link) T&T Take Your Call: What happened to ladies night? What does Tim do with his beard? What is good cheap beer? T&T [...]

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Camping

In this episode we recount a recent camping trip and share what we’ve learned. We also discuss: - An excellent trick idea for street magicians - Selling mugs for surly office workers - Walmart sells machetes for $6.88!! - A very long conversation about one specific Wiffle Ball game - Getting harassed by a teenager with authority - The understated genius [...]

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Camping

In this episode we recount a recent camping trip and share what we've learned. We also discuss: - An excellent trick idea for street magicians - Selling mugs for surly office workers - Walmart sells machetes for $6.88!! - A very long conversation about one specific Wiffle Ball game - Getting harassed by a teenager [...]

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The Hobo Code

TCGTE tells all about hobo secrets and more. Information that may one day very well save your life. Including: Tim is energized! Acting is tiring Conspiracy theories about the phone company Tom is drunk with Starbucks power The Hobo Code The Hobo Ethical Code Naked People at the Museum Baby Boomer of the Week We’re off camping! Pranks involving bears

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The Hobo Code

TCGTE tells all about hobo secrets and more. Information that may one day very well save your life. Including: Tim is energized! Acting is tiring Conspiracy theories about the phone company Tom is drunk with Starbucks power The Hobo Code The Hobo Ethical Code Naked People at the Museum Baby Boomer of the Week We're [...]

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Tom Hanks Is My Bartender

On this episode, all roads lead us to Tom Hanks. Also: - Ringo Starr judging county fair contests - Times Square terrorism - Tom’s favorite museum, Ripley’s Believe it or Not - A big bug shuts down production for a few minutes - British people think we’re dumb - Adults going back to high school

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Tom Hanks Is My Bartender

On this episode, all roads lead us to Tom Hanks. Also: - Ringo Starr judging county fair contests - Times Square terrorism - Tom's favorite museum, Ripley's Believe it or Not - A big bug shuts down production for a few minutes - British people think we're dumb - Adults going back to high school

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Facebook, Death and Fast Food

Fast Food Update Don’t Talk About Tom on Facebook After He’s Dead Faking Our Own Deaths Starting Your Own Beverage Company Frankenfish Arizona is Giving Out Free Trips to Mexico Drinks for Teenage Dirtbags Camping Burger King Brunch Sex and the City BK Mimosas KFC Double Down Tim and Tom and A Bunch of Other People Solve Your Problem Solutions Involving Scientists

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Facebook, Death and Fast Food

Fast Food Update Don't Talk About Tom on Facebook After He's Dead Faking Our Own Deaths Starting Your Own Beverage Company Frankenfish Arizona is Giving Out Free Trips to Mexico Drinks for Teenage Dirtbags Camping Burger King Brunch Sex and the City BK Mimosas KFC Double Down Tim and Tom and A Bunch of Other [...]

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Girl Problems

In this episode we offer advice to females who have written to us with their problems. You know, because they trust us. We also talk about: - Little kids vs. Coffee tables - Disturbing Masters of the Universe beach towels - Interacting with overenthusiastic Starbucks employees - Luis vs. Louise - Tag-team serial killers - Getting hit on in bars by [...]

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Girl Problems

In this episode we offer advice to females who have written to us with their problems. You know, because they trust us. We also talk about: - Little kids vs. Coffee tables - Disturbing Masters of the Universe beach towels - Interacting with overenthusiastic Starbucks employees - Luis vs. Louise - Tag-team serial killers - [...]

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The Complete Guide to Bars

In this episode we discuss bars, pubs and the goings-on inside these establishments. Topics include: Getting a bartender’s attention Adventures waiting on bathroom lines Illicit drug use in bar restrooms Tom’s tips for girls interested in flirting at bars Tim’s admiration a certain big box electronics retailer

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The Complete Guide to Bars

In this episode we discuss bars, pubs and the goings-on inside these establishments. Topics include: Getting a bartender's attention Adventures waiting on bathroom lines Illicit drug use in bar restrooms Tom's tips for girls interested in flirting at bars Tim's admiration a certain big box electronics retailer

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The Complete Guide to Nothing in Particular

In this episode we talk and talk and talk. Topics include Tiger Woods, Crystal Pepsi, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and LeBron James teaming up to make Tim feel old, Tom’s continued hatred of those less fortunate than him and the hit movie The Rocketeer.

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The Complete Guide to Nothing in Particular

In this episode we talk and talk and talk. Topics include Tiger Woods, Crystal Pepsi, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and LeBron James teaming up to make Tim feel old, Tom's continued hatred of those less fortunate than him and the hit movie The Rocketeer.

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Teen Idols (Biebermania Edition)

The guys come down with a bad case of Biebermania, for which the only cure is more Beiber. Also… April Fools Day! The Legality of Taking a Cop’s Gun as a Joke Parents of Teenagers Old Man Walmart Vigilantism NJ Woman Striving to Become World’s Fattest Tim and Tom Solve Your Masterbating Roommate Problems Tom’s Stagemom

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Teen Idols (Biebermania Edition)

The guys come down with a bad case of Biebermania, for which the only cure is more Beiber. Also... April Fools Day! The Legality of Taking a Cop's Gun as a Joke Parents of Teenagers Old Man Walmart Vigilantism NJ Woman Striving to Become World's Fattest Tim and Tom Solve Your Masterbating Roommate Problems Tom's [...]

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Chat Roulette

In this week’s episode, Tom and Tim explore the phenomenon that is Chat Roulette. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte! Also discussed: - More about haircuts - 80s Saxaphone Hits - A listener tells a tale of charity gone wrong - Rude or Shrewd?

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Chat Roulette

In this week's episode, Tom and Tim explore the phenomenon that is Chat Roulette. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte! Also discussed: - More about haircuts - 80s Saxaphone Hits - A listener tells a tale of charity gone wrong - Rude or Shrewd?

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St. Patrick’s Day (HaircutCast Edition)

Tim and Tom discuss all things Irish, recount tales of screwing up interviews for minimum wage jobs and then talk about haircuts for seriously like 20 minutes. Tom insults all of Ireland Baby bars Repairing US – Irish Relations Drunk, Lazy Mailmen Strippers’ Problems Mandatory Drug Testing Tom Works for Coca-Cola for a Day Tim’s Blockbuster Dreams Dashed Offensive New Terrorism Drinks Remember Me Spoilers HaircutCast [...]

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St. Patrick’s Day (HaircutCast Edition)

Tim and Tom discuss all things Irish, recount tales of screwing up interviews for minimum wage jobs and then talk about haircuts for seriously like 20 minutes. Tom insults all of Ireland Baby bars Repairing US - Irish Relations Drunk, Lazy Mailmen Strippers' Problems Mandatory Drug Testing Tom Works for Coca-Cola for a Day Tim's [...]

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Tom’s Big Week, or “The Monday Morning Grindcast”

In this episode, Tom is reinvigorated by a particularly exciting week filled with unbelievable adventures. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte ! Also discussed: - Adventures in unfamiliar Starbucks locations - “The Monday Morning Grindcast” - Hilarious Tiger Woods stand-up routines - Making Brad Pitt work for you - Celebrity and Politician apologies - Angering [...]

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Tom’s Big Week, or “The Monday Morning Grindcast”

In this episode, Tom is reinvigorated by a particularly exciting week filled with unbelievable adventures. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte ! Also discussed: - Adventures in unfamiliar Starbucks locations - "The Monday Morning Grindcast" - Hilarious Tiger Woods stand-up routines - Making Brad Pitt work for [...]

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The Bachelor

In this episode Tom and Tim discuss the hit reality show ‘The Bachelor’, America’s favorite sex-free 20 hour porn movie. Also discussed… Olympic Fever Finally Subsides Tom’s Strong Opinions on The Bachelor Pooping Your Way Into Show Business Tim and Tom Stop Solving One Person’s Problems Podcast Philanthropy A Special Musical Performance from Jimmy Bluffert Don’t Forget Your Tim-screen

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The Bachelor

In this episode Tom and Tim discuss the hit reality show ‘The Bachelor’, America’s favorite sex-free 20 hour porn movie. Also discussed… Olympic Fever Finally Subsides Tom’s Strong Opinions on The Bachelor Pooping Your Way Into Show Business Tim and Tom Stop Solving One Person’s Problems Podcast Philanthropy A Special Musical Performance from Jimmy Bluffert Don’t Forget Your Timscreen

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The Bachelor

In this episode Tom and Tim discuss the hit reality show 'The Bachelor', America's favorite sex-free 20 hour porn movie. Also discussed... Olympic Fever Finally Subsides Tom's Strong Opinions on The Bachelor Pooping Your Way Into Show Business Tim and Tom Stop Solving One Person's Problems Podcast Philanthropy A Special Musical Performance from Jimmy Bluffert [...]

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Cruises

In this episode we talk about cruises, and Tom shares anecdotes from his recent vacation on board a luxury cruise. Also: - the arduous process of recording a weekly podcast - the perils of fame - jumping overboard is not a good idea - treating limo drivers with respect by never shooting them - TCGTE’s after hours cruise ship spectacular [...]

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Cruises

In this episode we talk about cruises, and Tom shares anecdotes from his recent vacation on board a luxury cruise. Also: - the arduous process of recording a weekly podcast - the perils of fame - jumping overboard is not a good idea - treating limo drivers with respect by never shooting them - TCGTE's [...]

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Mass Transit

In this episode we cover the mass transit system. Topics include: * TCGTE on location * Bus smarts * Bus Studies/Bust Studies * Buses driven by children * Throwing up on hambones * Wearing velcro shoes and maternity jeans * TV’s Clark Kent invented the Segway * Amateur Rocketeers * Hiding hobo clothes throughout the city like a superhero * Tom yells at an old [...]

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Mass Transit

In this episode we cover the mass transit system. Topics include: * TCGTE on location * Bus smarts * Bus Studies/Bust Studies * Buses driven by children * Throwing up on hambones * Wearing velcro shoes and maternity jeans * TV's Clark Kent invented the Segway * Amateur Rocketeers * Hiding hobo clothes throughout the [...]

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Winter Olympics (Super Late Updated Version)

*Please excuse the lateness of this episode. Tim’s not so smart when it comes to the internet. Next episode will be up at the regular time. In this very special 2010 Winter Olympic preview episode, Tom tries to keep Tim’s Olympic Fever in check while they discuss: * the inspirational book The Secret’s effect on Team USA’s [...]

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Winter Olympics (Super Late Updated Version)

*Please excuse the lateness of this episode. Tim's not so smart when it comes to the internet. Next episode will be up at the regular time. In this very special 2010 Winter Olympic preview episode, Tom tries to keep Tim's Olympic Fever in check while they discuss: * the inspirational book The Secret's effect on [...]

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Winter Olympics (Update)

In this very special 2010 Winter Olympic preview episode, Tom tries to keep Tim’s Olympic Fever in check while they discuss: * the inspirational book The Secret’s effect on Team USA’s dominance * the Olympics vs. the much more extreme X-Games * building homemade Olympic torches using propane tanks * skiing on hay * the exciting new sport, “horseboarding” * lugers [...]

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The Grammy Awards

In this one we mostly just complain like old men about the state of pop music today. Lady Gaga Taylor Swift Pink Black Eyed Peas Michael Jackson With a special appearance by Jedward. We also answer advice and give updates about how great our advice has turned out so far. There may also be an appearance from the former Senator from Massachusetts.

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The Grammy Awards

In this one we mostly just complain like old men about the state of pop music today. Lady Gaga Taylor Swift Pink Black Eyed Peas Michael Jackson With a special appearance by Jedward. We also answer advice and give updates about how great our advice has turned out so far. There may also be an [...]

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Lost

Tim’s Confused Translating Lost to Other Languages The X-Files and Terminators Tim’s Too Poor for a DVR Heroes We Speculate the Big Final Reveal Why They Keep Kate Around How We’ll Boost the Ratings Stub Seasons Adam Has Dinner with Dr. Jack Shepard A Tease to Tom’s Reoccurring Role on “One Tree Hill” Comic Book Conventions Insulting the Hulk Close Encounters with Jin Tim and Adam and Tom Solve Your [...]

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Lost

Tim's Confused Translating Lost to Other Languages The X-Files and Terminators Tim's Too Poor for a DVR Heroes We Speculate the Big Final Reveal Why They Keep Kate Around How We'll Boost the Ratings Stub Seasons Adam Has Dinner with Dr. Jack Shepard A Tease to Tom's Reoccurring Role on "One Tree Hill" Comic Book Conventions [...]

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Diets

Our obese listeners Long haired hippie girls riding horses Gross diet pills Bikinis with diapers built in Clammy pervert hands Dee Snider at Starbucks Terrible impulses Illicit bathroom activities The Gauntlet Special celebrity ghost

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Diets

Our obese listeners Long haired hippie girls riding horses Gross diet pills Bikinis with diapers built in Clammy pervert hands Dee Snider at Starbucks Terrible impulses Illicit bathroom activities The Gauntlet Special celebrity ghost

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Fast Food

Tim wins TCGTE’s #1 fan contest Method podcasting White Castle destroys us Tim eats too much candy The Stepford A&W Employees KFC’s Secrets Recipe (Hint: It’s racism) Where’s the Beef Lady Strikes Out on Her Own Free Marketing Idea: Haunted Wendy’s Taco Bell Literally Almost Kills Tom Tim’s Future Career as a Celebrity Reporter T&T Hear About a Problem They Solved Advice on Sister Swapping The Gauntlet

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Fast Food

Tim wins TCGTE's #1 fan contest Method podcasting White Castle destroys us Tim eats too much candy The Stepford A&W Employees KFC's Secrets Recipe (Hint: It's racism) Where's the Beef Lady Strikes Out on Her Own Free Marketing Idea: Haunted Wendy's Taco Bell Literally Almost Kills Tom Tim's Future Career as a Celebrity Reporter T&T [...]

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Being Sick

This week: Tom is sick and complains about it Neti pots English as a second language Americans using slang from other countries New Year’s Eve drum solo TCGTE sitar and didgeridoo episodes Buying pseudoephedrine Time travel art fraud Naked lady art class The “Empty Suitcase” method of ending a relationship A filthy letter from a girl The GAUNTLET also happens

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Being Sick

This week: Tom is sick and complains about it Neti pots English as a second language Americans using slang from other countries New Year's Eve drum solo TCGTE sitar and didgeridoo episodes Buying pseudoephedrine Time travel art fraud Naked lady art class The "Empty Suitcase" method of ending a relationship A filthy letter from a [...]

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2010 (or, Twenty-Ben: The Year of the Milkernet)

In this episode, stuff happens: Tom talks like Oprah Charles Shultz was a jerk Going out Thelma and Louise style Big plans for TCGTE!! Back to the Future 2 Becoming Reality Awful 80s Nostalgia Creepy Japanese Robots Society’s unfair treatment of Ben Affleck Nostradamus was a jerk Remakes of movies starring dogs More adventurous pornography The Milkernet The future of teenage girl monster books The most lethargic Gauntlet yet!

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2010 (or, Twenty-Ben: The Year of the Milkernet)

In this episode, stuff happens: Tom talks like Oprah Charles Shultz was a jerk Going out Thelma and Louise style Big plans for TCGTE!! Back to the Future 2 Becoming Reality Awful 80s Nostalgia Creepy Japanese Robots Society's unfair treatment of Ben Affleck Nostradamus was a jerk Remakes of movies starring dogs More adventurous pornography [...]

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Year in Review: 2009

In this episode: 2009: A Landmark Year for Podcasting Auditing our finances The Beginning of TCGTE as Michael Jackson’s Legacy Sitcom Porn Porn Rage Against the Machine #1 in the UK 9 Year Olds Don’t Know Anything Teenagers Love Celebrities Books Rated by Time Spent in Bathroom Celebrity Deaths (DJ AM, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze, Walter Cronkite, Les Paul) Celebrity Break Ups and Weddings Lady [...]

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Year in Review: 2009

In this episode: 2009: A Landmark Year for Podcasting Auditing our finances The Beginning of TCGTE as Michael Jackson's Legacy Sitcom Porn Porn Rage Against the Machine #1 in the UK 9 Year Olds Don't Know Anything Teenagers Love Celebrities Books Rated by Time Spent in Bathroom Celebrity Deaths (DJ AM, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, [...]

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Christmas (or, “How Cute Are These Boots?”)

On this week’s yuletide-themed episode, we decide we know too little about Hanukkah to say anything about it so we discuss boring advent calendars, hypnotic Gap commercials, adults getting gifts from their parents, kids being jerks on Christmas morning, little kids lying about seeing Santa Claus, drinking too much at family Christmas parties, talking to [...]

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Christmas (or, “How Cute Are These Boots?”)

On this week's yuletide-themed episode, we decide we know too little about Hanukkah to say anything about it so we discuss boring advent calendars, hypnotic Gap commercials, adults getting gifts from their parents, kids being jerks on Christmas morning, little kids lying about seeing Santa Claus, drinking too much at family Christmas parties, talking to [...]

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90’s Sitcoms: TGIF Edition

On this episode we celebrate ABC’s 90s Friday night sitcom lineup known as TGIF. We cover Full House, a very special episode of Diff’rent Strokes, why the movie Big is unrealistic, Tom Hanks vs. Amazon.com, TGIF poison Stacy Keenan, the snappy writing on Boy Meets World, hilarious catchphrases and Tom’s adventures as a junior television [...]

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90′s Sitcoms: TGIF Edition

On this episode we celebrate ABC's 90s Friday night sitcom lineup known as TGIF. We cover Full House, a very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes, why the movie Big is unrealistic, Tom Hanks vs. Amazon.com, TGIF poison Stacy Keenan, the snappy writing on Boy Meets World, hilarious catchphrases and Tom's adventures as a junior television [...]

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Hodge Podge

In this super-sized episode of TCGTE we discuss: Tom’s college thesis on Mr. Rogers Why Tim and Tom should not have graduated from college Making reservations at public restrooms Dance-fighting with meth addicts Awful Starbucks employees Dance-fighting with a lying homeless man Tim and Tom solve your problems and offer revenge solutions Tiger Woods vs. Alligators Fishnet stockings Writing novelizations of R-rated movies for children

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Hodge Podge

In this super-sized episode of TCGTE we discuss: Tom's college thesis on Mr. Rogers Why Tim and Tom should not have graduated from college Making reservations at public restrooms Dance-fighting with meth addicts Awful Starbucks employees Dance-fighting with a lying homeless man Tim and Tom solve your problems and offer revenge solutions Tiger Woods vs. [...]

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Life on the Road

Buggles, Greatest Hits, Whiskey, Buying Alcohol for Kids, Farms, Chattanooga Hipsterbones, Tim Meets a Pimp and the World’s Greatest Liar, Crushing Dreams, Racists Who Mow the Lawn in Lady’s Underwear, 900 Numbers that Make You Cry, Caught Listening to Your Own Podcast, Lenny Kravitz at 7-11, Thanksgiving Eve, The World’s Longest Gauntlet and the United [...]

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Life on the Road

Buggles, Greatest Hits, Whiskey, Buying Alcohol for Kids, Farms, Chattanooga Hipsterbones, Tim Meets a Pimp and the World’s Greatest Liar, Crushing Dreams, Racists Who Mow the Lawn in Lady’s Underwear, 900 Numbers that Make You Cry, Caught Listening to Your Own Podcast, Lenny Kravitz at 7-11, Thanksgiving Eve, The World’s Longest Gauntlet and the United [...]

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Life on the Road

Buggles, Greatest Hits, Whiskey, Buying Alcohol for Kids, Farms, Chattanooga Hipsterbones, Tim Meets a Pimp and the World's Greatest Liar, Crushing Dreams, Racists Who Mow the Lawn in Lady's Underwear, 900 Numbers that Make You Cry, Caught Listening to Your Own Podcast, Lenny Kravitz at 7-11, Thanksgiving Eve, The World's Longest Gauntlet and the United [...]

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The Best of Everything

GREATEST HITS EPISODE! Featuring: Baby Boomers (The Beatles) CD Drive Prank (Freshman Year) Midget Sighting (NYC) Teenagers (Weird Al) Book of World Records for Kids (Fall TV) Nasty Latinas (North Korea) Upper Decker (Bathroom Etiquette) Werewolf Diarrhea (Halloween) Hitting Cavemen with a DeLorean(Time Travel) Hipster Potbellys (NYC) Scumbags of the Week (Baseball) Tim’s 9/11 Job Training (Sophomore Year) John Lennon Stops By (The Beatles) Tim the Sorcerer (Freshman Year) [...]

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The Best of Everything

GREATEST HITS EPISODE! Featuring: Baby Boomers (The Beatles) CD Drive Prank (Freshman Year) Midget Sighting (NYC) Teenagers (Weird Al) Book of World Records for Kids (Fall TV) Nasty Latinas (North Korea) Upper Decker (Bathroom Etiquette) Werewolf Diarrhea (Halloween) Hitting Cavemen with a DeLorean(Time Travel) Hipster Potbellys (NYC) Scumbags of the Week (Baseball) Tim's 9/11 Job [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Meinhardt Schwarzenegger, Last Action Hero, Batman and Robin, Mr. Crisp, Twins, Old Robots, The Most Amazing Movie Ever Made, Aliens vs. Predators, Tom proposes a new electronic device for just watching Arnold movies and Tom reviews Planet Hollywood. The Gauntlet: Comic Book Superheroes, Social Networking, Parties, Annoying Kids, Random People You Meet on Nights Out, Gyms, [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Meinhardt Schwarzenegger, Last Action Hero, Batman and Robin, Mr. Crisp, Twins, Old Robots, The Most Amazing Movie Ever Made, Aliens vs. Predators, Tom proposes a new electronic device for just watching Arnold movies and Tom reviews Planet Hollywood. The Gauntlet: Comic Book Superheroes, Social Networking, Parties, Annoying Kids, Random People You Meet on Nights Out, [...]

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College: Sophomore Year

Fraternities, Tom’s terrible RA work, blaming everything on 9/11, Tim’s work as a maid, and scamming free pizza from the FBI. Also: when its acceptable to smash someone else’s television and how to get beat up by one of the Foo Fighters.

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College: Sophomore Year

Fraternities, Tom's terrible RA work, blaming everything on 9/11, Tim's work as a maid, and scamming free pizza from the FBI. Also: when its acceptable to smash someone else's television and how to get beat up by one of the Foo Fighters.

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Baseball

Baseball been berry, berry good to us.

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Baseball

Baseball been berry, berry good to us.

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Baseball

Baseball been berry, berry good to us.

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Halloween

In this terrifying installment of TCGTE, we talk about ghosts and ghouls and skeletons and werewolves. We also discuss king size candy bars and try to figure out just what the hell nougat is. But that’s not all! Listen to the end when we reveal what we’re dressing up for this Halloween and talk about what [...]

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Halloween

In this terrifying installment of TCGTE, we talk about ghosts and ghouls and skeletons and werewolves. We also discuss king size candy bars and try to figure out just what the hell nougat is. But that’s not all! Listen to the end when we reveal what we’re dressing up for this Halloween and talk about what [...]

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Halloween

In this terrifying installment of TCGTE, we talk about ghosts and ghouls and skeletons and werewolves. We also discuss king size candy bars and try to figure out just what the hell nougat is. But that's not all! Listen to the end when we reveal what we're dressing up for this Halloween and talk about [...]

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Hip Hop

The frequently asked for Complete Guide to Hip Hop with special guest Algernon! In this episode we also discuss: Balloon Boy, When is it ok to call a woman a girl?, Jay-Z, Brian Wilson’s rap career, Wu-Tang, Shitty Teenage Jobs, Thanksgiving (USA!), Fake Free Masons, AJ’s Haunted House, and much, much more! Follow Algernon on Twitter @algernonregla Referenced in [...]

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Hip Hop

The frequently asked for Complete Guide to Hip Hop with special guest Algernon! In this episode we also discuss: Balloon Boy When is it ok to call a woman a girl? Jay-Z Brian Wilson’s rap career Wu-Tang Shitty Teenage Jobs Thanksgiving (USA!) Fake Free Masons AJ’s Haunted House and much, much more! Follow Algernon on Twitter @algernonregla Referenced in this episode: The full Brian Wilson rap song is available [...]

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Hip Hop

The frequently asked for Complete Guide to Hip Hop with special guest Algernon! In this episode we also discuss: Balloon Boy, When is it ok to call a woman a girl?, Jay-Z, Brian Wilson's rap career, Wu-Tang, Shitty Teenage Jobs, Thanksgiving (USA!), Fake Free Masons, AJ's Haunted House, and much, much more! Follow Algernon on [...]

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Bathroom Etiquette

We answer your burning questions about today’s most important issues: peeing and pooping. UPDATE: keithmurphy in our new forums does some legwork and digs up the absolutely terrifying 20/20 segment about exorcisms from the early 90’s that we mention towards the end of the episode. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK! LISTEN TO EPISODE:

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Bathroom Etiquette

We answer your burning questions about today's most important issues: peeing and pooping. UPDATE: keithmurphy in our new forums does some legwork and digs up the absolutely terrifying 20/20 segment about exorcisms from the early 90′s that we mention towards the end of the episode. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK! LISTEN TO EPISODE:

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Colon Health and Final Destination

Some frank discussion about putting tubes up your butt, dentists with TVs, the introduction of “The Gauntlet” and of course Final Destination 3D.

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Colon Health and Final Destination

Some frank discussion about putting tubes up your butt, dentists with TVs, the introduction of "The Gauntlet" and of course Final Destination 3D.

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Drunk Presidents and Nicolas Cage

Boris Yelsten drunk in his underwear at the White House, George W. scaring prisoners straight, Johnny Cash and Mr. Ed, Tom meets Nicholas Cage and listener suggestions!

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Drunk Presidents and Nicolas Cage

Boris Yelsten drunk in his underwear at the White House, George W. scaring prisoners straight, Johnny Cash and Mr. Ed, Tom meets Nicholas Cage and listener suggestions!

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Drunk Presidents and Nicolas Cage

Boris Yelsten drunk in his underwear at the White House, George W. scaring prisoners straight, Johnny Cash and Mr. Ed, Tom meets Nicholas Cage and listener suggestions!

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Twilight

The first in a series of “Stuff We Hate But Know Absolutely Nothing About”. TCGTE takes a bullet for you and watches Twilight in its entirety so we can then deliver you everything you need to know about it at your next cocktail party/water cooler showdown.

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Twilight

The first in a series of "Stuff We Hate But Know Absolutely Nothing About". TCGTE takes a bullet for you and watches Twilight in its entirety so we can then deliver you everything you need to know about it at your next cocktail party/water cooler showdown.

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Fall TV

TCGTE's 42nd annual Fall TV preview show! We discuss all your soon-to-be favorite new shows! Shows that are blatant movie rip-offs, shows that are about detectives, shows about MILFs, they're all here!

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Fall TV

TCGTE’s 42nd annual Fall TV preview show! We discuss all your soon-to-be favorite new shows! Shows that are blatant movie rip-offs, shows that are about detectives, shows about MILFs, they’re all here!

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Superheroes or: Why Isn’t There a Real Batman?

Real life superheroes, Michael Jackson lives and where the hell are my stickers? Real life superheroes, Michael Jackson lives and where the hell are my stickers?

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Listener Suggestions

The thrilling conclusion to last week’s Timhanger. Also, we cover listeners’ topic suggestions and Tom gets annoyed with the topics of dolphin genitalia and elves.

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Weird Al

Tom and Tim discuss how this episode will not have a single topic, and then proceed to talk about Weird Al for an hour.

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Weird Al

Tom and Tim discuss how this episode will not have a single topic, and then proceed to talk about Weird Al for an hour.

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Michael Jackson

We look back on Michael Jackson’s career, legacy and various types of pets in their truimphent and unnecessarily long return to audio podcasting.

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24 cast Episode 76 (Day 6 3am-4am)

24 cast's triumphant return! In this episode we talk about how we were right all along. Well, Paul doesn't really talk because he can't. Also we talk about inventions that don't yet exist and solicit girl advice on Paul's behalf.

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24 cast Episode 21 (Day 6 3pm-5pm)

Logan's back, cutting down on torture, and various arguments on this episode of 24 cast.

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24 cast Episode 20 (Day 6 1pm-3pm)

Drill torture, longwinded resignation letters, no hugging at CTU, but plenty of tall creepy old men lurking about. All this and Paul drinks an entire bottle of wine while we drink tea on this exciting episode of 24 cast. No big whoop.

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24 cast Episode 19 (Day 6 12am-1pm)

Mostly on topic this week except for some Prince/Super Bowl talk. We also discuss bad assassins, ''Within the hour'', growing up with Jack, and holding one's mud when the times get tough.

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24 cast Episode 18 (Day 6 11am-12pm)

Actual 24 commentary! And some stuff about the homeless, 24's agenda, Tim's agenda, and an unrelated story about a drug addict.

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Best of 24 cast

In this episode we apologize for our horrible last episode and hope to reset your expectations with this classic retelling of 24 cast episodes of yore. Next week's episode will be a teeny bit late, but keep your eye out for it in the middle of the week.

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24 cast Episode 17 (24 Season 6 Ep 5)

24 cast jumps the shark once again in this episode that barely covers nuclear explosions, Jack Bauer's family, and terrorism in America, but does go into great detail about Tim's preferences in the fairer of the sexes. About 1/100th of this 24 podcast is actually about 24.

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24 cast Season 2 Episode 2 (24 Season 6 Ep 3-4)

The guys discuss the kinda boring Episode 3 and the extremely not boring Episode 4. Tim wears glasses now. Scottie Pippen. Paul gets extremely mad about viewer mail. Some responses to our Wendy's Challenge. Bill Buchanan gets a downgrade. Jack Bauer turns out to be a real jerk and Curtis gets shit on again. Overall the best episode of anything ever.

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24 cast Season 2 Episode 1 (24 Season 6 Episode1-2)

24 cast is back for Season 2 covering Episodes 1 and 2 of Season 6 of 24 cast on Fox! In this episode they talk about Jack's makeover, the Chinese, President Wade, Dungeons and Dragons, Wendy's RestaurantRestaraunt, and of course Scams.

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Drudge Report Report Report Episode 4ish

An important message from Drudge Report Report Report.

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Episode 3

CSI, Racist Survivor, Jackass in Iraq, Silly Popes, Holy Wars, Rock Stars with Opinions, Charming Newsreaders (like Katie Couric!), Naked Vermont Teens, Pee Wee's Kicks, and Lonely Girls. All this and a bunch more garbage on this episode of Drudge Report Report Report.

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Drudge Report Report Report - Episode 2

The Emmy's (kind of), Penis Pump Bombs, No Diggity Elton John, Racist Survivors, Da Vinci Code Bandits, Hasbeen Heartthrobs, and more on this episode of the award winning Drudge Report Report Report from the makers of 24 cast!

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24 cast Episode 14

In the 2nd to last episode of 24 cast the gents discuss all kinds of rambling garbage including Kiefer's band, food that is blue, McCain, Golden Girls, Kiefer with no pants, oh yeah, and Fox's 24 is mentioned briefly.

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24 cast Season 1 Episode 13 (Exciting, Little to do with 24, ROBOT version)

Robots. On this ground breaking, internet first episode of 24 cast. A letter from Chris: Dear Ladies and Fellow Countrymen, It is with great love and sadness that 24cast cannot be taped tonight. Due to circumstances both environmental and sexual, the

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24 cast Season 1 Episode 13 (Boring Actual 24 Version)

A calmer, more rational episode of 24 cast. Probably really boring, but also loudmouth-free.

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24 cast Episode 10

Wayne Palmer cares about the kids, Roger Clinton, and the 24 cast Sweepstakes!

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24 cast Episode 9

Jack Bauer Appreciation Day, Wade Palmer, Kindergarten Cop, and a visit from a real politician.There is no description for this file!

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24 cast Episode 8 (Remix)

By far the worst episode of 24 cast yet. Our mics didn't work half the time but this episode is up before the show even airs on the West coast instead of being a week late like it usually is. Be careful what you wish for fans. Now without the horrible static!

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24 cast Episode 7

Tom and Chris talk about their dead friend Tony Almeida in this episode of 24 cast.

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24 cast Episode 6

Two episodes in one! Edgar's dead, Kim's back, and Jack's a fashionista in this episode of 24 cast.

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24 cast Episode 5

24 cast is back!

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24 cast Episode 2

More drunken 24 chat. Covers Day 5, Hour 5 as well as James Bond, Bugs Bunnys nephew and the sad fact that humans cannot fit down the drain.

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24 cast Episode 1

Episode 1. Probably really bad.

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