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Morton Arboretum with Faiths Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #149 Gere-ing up for Buddhism? Audiobooks make John a better driver. Some Texans won't do homosexual's landscaping. Other Texans want their students to rush a gunman. "If I go into the city, I want running shoes on in case something goes down." Card signing etiquette at work. Romanticizing the dead. WHO is playing Ozzie??? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #153 Yeah, we're still here, bitches! Xmas show, Gabber JaW style (you know, trashing Christ and making fun of other religions.) Oh yeah, don't get in a car with a Libra. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #152 Every conversation does NOT have to involve your kid. Samuel Fishburne or Lawrence Jackson? Casino Royale with Cheese. Pulling out of the Podcast Station? What flavor soda pot do you want? "I say you can blow their head off." Didja know Wendy was in juvie for a time? "Kill a baby. Save your boobies." Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber Jaw #150 Doh! J. Creepy is, "C'mon Lover". Turtle soup. Brandy causes a fight at the cooking school. "I've got a caring circumference of about...you." Burrito = sandwich? I think not. I like the crucifix on my windshield. Richard Dryfuss almost motivates John. Going to Vegas for New Years. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #160 Right, said Fred. We're moving, and all the fun that comes with that. Promoting homosexuality at school? "Are you the mouse person?" DARWIN comes to Chicago. Mini book review: "Before the Dawn: Recovering the Lost History of Our Ancestors." A bit of Would You Rather. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #154 Crunchy joints. "I'm stacking." What happens at Bingo stays at Bingo. Here's a tip for ya'...get a better job. "It is so sad to see a grown man come to work with a sack lunch." Beatles Love Hurts. Wendy gets hives. The Great Spaghetti Sauce Incident of '07. I feel bad that Val Kilmer doesn't have this podcast. Everything comes down to poo -- but you already knew that. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #155 JaW's new obsessions. Don't hold your wee. Kidnappings and other fun topics. Waddya want for free? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #156 Love me, love my gas. Kidnappings, killings, and dungeons. "I'm gonna go ahead and leave changing the world to somebody else." Cheaters. American Insult. JaW explores porn and motorcycles. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #158 "We're not here because we're greedy, we're just here to feed the needy!" It's all a bed of roses until bad cutoff day. Wendy's left alone for a week and has to call the cops. Sara Silverman Program review. "Eww, who's that??" Little Miss Sunshine review. You say fora, everybody else says forums. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #159 Extra double-flusher comedy. Is that snow in your nose? No, it snot. Bumper sticker philosophy. Is that a baby in your pants? No, its Oprah. Wendy has a sex dream at last. "I really don't care." Criminal intent vs. actual crime. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #164 We've had quite the few weeks. Comedy with shit-faced but funny Doug Stanhope and Dave Atell. The joys of moving (not). Did something happen at Virginia Tech recently?Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #161 More JaW, Less Food. Edy's Whole Fruit Bars and Republic of Tea, are you listening? Update on Bong Hits 4 Jesus. "I meant fag in the retard way, not the gay way." Black Gingers. "We have to accept that we have differences." Ball burning, battery, and stay out of my business. Don't have a job? Have a Wii party! JaW advice for a listener. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #162 It's not easy being made out of bones and meat and electricity. Is God the biggest abortionist? People crowding John. People abusing people. People helping people - with electricity. I actually thought I was going to throw up for a second.Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #163 Imus have freedom of speech! John admits that Rosie ain't all bad. Gwen Stefani is dumb. Dalai Lama plus IFL equals yin/yang in May. "I've got mechanical hives." John's about to learn who his ancestors are through the Genographic Project. Top 25 "Guilty Pleasure Bands". Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #165 Don't touch my glasses, O.K.? The bulleted agenda for today's show: Dalai Lama/Lilith Faire, IFL fight night/too fat for his chair. John and Wendy argue over the N-word and the G-word. John finds out that he is as white as they come. "Don't say nothin' about his eye!" Philipino guy rapes retarded girl cause he was "bored". No more peach whole fruit bars??? It's OUTRAGEOUS!!!Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #166 You say tomato, I say croissant. Does everyone have cicadas? "this is not the story you think it is." "Where is my dick supposed to go?" Blues Fest gives me the blues. The ethics of sunglasses left behind. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #167 Blame the blue screen of death for the recent lack of shows. There: Wendy said it! Who is this Sean Jean of which you speak? We like iGoogle. Do you care if the government has your DNA? Who in God's name would go to Atheist Day Camp? Louis CK investigates the Catholic Church. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #168 Longest time without a show comes to an end! (No thanks to Dell!!) "I'm not sure I could fuck something like that for fuck's sake." El Nacho makes a literary guest appearance. 7 seconds of video scars Wendy. "Oh my god, my mom would do whatever my mom would do!" Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #169 Alright guys, band meeting... Witness the evolution from cannibal to vegan. Is "Jew" a bad word now? LSD and the apocalypse. Louie Ariola's Artichoke Casserole at Taste of Melrose Park. How to beat the retirement system (hint: it involves suicide). Entrapment or just good times? Flight of the Conchords. "Ouch it hurts my vagina!" Go Kid Nation Go! click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #170 Attica! Attica! Attica! Just good ol' boys (one with a country-gross wiener-worn spot) trivia. PooToy (n.); Any frustrating and/or non-functioning item, e.g., iTunes. Fuck you, Steve Jobs. Should we talk more about Psychic stories (or should we know that answer already)? The semantics of spirituality. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #171 Chocolate Root Canal Pulp Fiction. John proposes a non-scary Halloween costume intervention. Cave Wendy on Mars. What instrument should John and Wendy play based on their personality? Scientific American corner. Ultimate Fighter vegan. Kathy Griffin and Jesus thank you for the press. Wendy's dream job finally opens up on the Match Game. "Um...Nah, we're good." Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #172 I mispronounce words too! Kid Nation review. The right and wrong of rodeos. Six Sigma?: Sigh. Stumped by Surprises! We like Joe Rogan, in all his varied personas. Abraham Stinklestar wants a job in the entertainment industry. John goes on a bike ride, ha ha ha. Get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #173 Without sans compressor show. Skull licking haunted house, Hedda Lettuce drag show. Fausto's iPhone gets good head. A moment of silence for our fucked up legal system (and dentistry).Get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #173 Without sans compressor show. Skull licking haunted house, Hedda Lettuce drag show. Fausto's iPhone gets good head. A moment of silence for our fucked up legal system (and dentistry).Get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Please can something change?? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #167 Blame the blue screen of death for the recent lack of shows. There: Wendy said it! Who is this Sean Jean of which you speak? We like iGoogle. Do you care if the government has your DNA? Who in God's name would go to Atheist Day Camp? Louis CK investigates the Catholic Church.Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #166 You say tomato, I say croissant. Does everyone have cicadas? "this is not the story you think it is." "Where is my dick supposed to go?" Blues Fest gives me the blues. The ethics of sunglasses left behind.Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #160 Right, said Fred. We're moving, and all the fun that comes with that. Promoting homosexuality at school? "Are you the mouse person?" DARWIN comes to Chicago. Mini book review: "Before the Dawn: Recovering the Lost History of Our Ancestors." A bit of Would You Rather.Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #154 Crunchy joints. "I'm stacking." What happens at Bingo stays at Bingo. Here's a tip for ya'...get a better job. "It is so sad to see a grown man come to work with a sack lunch." Beatles Love Hurts. Wendy gets hives. The Great Spaghetti Sauce Incident of '07. I feel bad that Val Kilmer doesn't have this podcast. Everything comes down to poo -- but you already knew that. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #153 Yeah, we're still here, bitches! Xmas show, Gabber JaW style (you know, trashing Christ and making fun of other religions.) Oh yeah, don't get in a car with a Libra.Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #152 Every conversation does NOT have to involve your kid. Samuel Fishburne or Lawrence Jackson? Casino Royale with Cheese. Pulling out of the Podcast Station? What flavor soda pot do you want? "I say you can blow their head off." Didja know Wendy was in juvie for a time? "Kill a baby. Save your boobies."Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #151 White Wendy and Black Friday. "You don't deserve money cause somebody was mean to you." (Jesse Jackson is an extortionist) Thank You For Smoking review. Law for loans? Space boners for everyone! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #128 Only 4 shows left! What's your friggin' million-dollar idea? The Prime Minister of Australia apparently has nothing better to do... Have you seen Jesus' bling-throne? Let's pray in the parking lot. "The End of Faith." Are you mincing? Have you seen Wendy's eye? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #127 Are you listening on your cellphone? John's Dad calls in and talks about not being gay. It takes a letter from Wendy to crush a Village. Not a good way to commit suicide. Wendy's cousin is an ass. Is your Star Trek shirt red or blue? Loosy goosey sphincter song. Did we speak too soon on Lucky Louie? We like Old Country Buffet - what are you gonna do about it? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #126 There is beauty in the capri pants. Viral marketing that lays eggs. "I think he's trying to hit on me through you." Public nudity and why seeing your mom naked will make you gay. How big are your thumbs? HBO's Lucky Louie reviewed. Call our Skype Voice mail and maybe we'll play it on the show 773-828-4449. click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #125 My oh my is it quiet up here. Science news: dwarf dinosaurs, meteorite madness, tainted tissue, and a puffy penis. You have cancer? You'll need this glass dildo! Fastest way to get people on a plane. Is there a job in Wendy's future? Help Skreeech save his house. Power hit ending. Next time we review Lucky Louie (without getting paid). Are you listening HBO?? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #124 John is a mathtard, but you already knew that. Chicago Blues Fest recap, including: Is It Real?, Black Market Beer Bust, South American Tea Party, Bad Attitude Biker, TEDTEDTEDTEDTEDTEDTEDTEDTEDTEDTED, and Thank You For Pot Smoking! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #123 Lollercaust makes an in studio appearance. If you are having a baby tomorrow, (6/6/6), you have nothing to worry about. Wendy's Wal-Mart encounter. The most evil thing we have done to another. Look out, here comes an ice age! Prank your coworker. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #121 Pardon our dust on #120. The highering freeze. JaW iPod update. Weeds is a good show - get it from iTunes. Love Song. "It would be kinda fun just to take a bunch of people out..." The Adventures of Miss Misanthrope. Play along with the Gabber JaW Would You Rather game!Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #120 "She spends most of her time dosing and no longer speaks." Come see us at Bluesfest! We made MI3 "fail" and DaVinci Code soar. Kind of. We are agnostic to the issues, ma'am. Don't race animals in front of Wendy. "His brain was creeping out the bottom of his skull." click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #118 Wendy needs morning spunk. Are you part of a "shmob?" Crimes and Misdemeanors of Hawthorn Woods. McDonald's gives diet advice. Bear news. Groundskeeper Graham: swishy no? swishy yes? Is it worth $1500 to make your teacher shit in their pants? Costco Karaoke. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #117 Does Wendy have a tick Chicago accent over by 'dere? The Q-sign and other mortuary euphemisms. Play along with the GJ would you rather game! Mouse murder. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #116 Tales of the unemployed. Strategical functionality. Women's intuition. A real-life story dipped in ass chocolate. Do you want an HIV test? Don't get into an accident in Lake in the Hills, IL. "My rear window just shattered!" "I'm just a seasonal hourly employee, this is fucked up!" Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #115 OMG. It's 2 a.m.: John's drunk and Wendy's sober; both unemployed. It starts nice about music and lesbians and funny new stories, and ends in the biggest religious debate since Jesus re-souled his sandals. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #114 Do not give Tom Cruise any more money. (He's a dick) Back on the Sopranos bandwagon. Big Love = big disappointment. John's "NetCred". No CrotchFruit zone at No Kidding. Not eating enough at an "all-you-can-eat" buffet?? But is it unique? Taxidermy is fucking weird. How's that Jamaican rum tasting? DaVinci goes to the movies. AOL, LOL. "The IT Crowd" UK tv show. "Primer" is a great movie. PARTY with Li'l Sprout in Carbondale!! Spunk bank stories. Onion headlines. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #113 Maximum Minutae Monday on Gabber JaW. Piggyback hearts, immigrant protests, surreal life, trannys, ass explosions, cancer-sniffing dogs, cat-loving apes, I am the Eradicator!, nails in the skull, Silent Hill movie, Guitar Hero, ecstasy excess, butt-naked, Canadians doing math to enter contests. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #112 Horses, alpacas and buffalo, oh my! Did you tell your wife? Bong hits 4 Jesus = free speech. PETA = hypocrisy. My Space = ? Beck = Scientologist. Self Help = repeat business? John needs your help getting a new pda cell phone & plan. Wander into your new porn career.Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #111 LOL! (Love Our Lord) Lollercaust joins us from the Gabber JaW Forums and brings a heaping bag of blasphemy with him. Tiger is a spaz for apologizing. Protesting the protesters at a funeral. A brief prayer to smite the morons. Why the activism? www.jesusisazombie.com Know your religious history or continue to be a wanker. You say teat, I say tit, let's call the whole thing off. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #110 Happy Zombie Day! Germans are funny. Yes, beans stink. Adventures in Adventure Ed. Wendy dreams about boobs, but not in the way you might think. Killer Queen. Download the audio book or read, "A Short History of Nearly Everything." Don't stick your neck out. Silent Hill is coming. Hitler ruined that moustache for everybody. Gangrenous penis memories. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #109 We join a religious blog just for kicks. Wendy answers the call. "There's no such thing as the truth." Wendy describes the 3 days in job hell she had before unemployment. Give my credit card back you phuck! The sounds of episiotomy. Madge the vadge. Anybody remember Wizzo from Chicago Bozo? "I have flash paper in my wallet right now." Is he a nutbag or not? "I want a major disaster." Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #108 "A wan irie likkle place." Whey de I a sey? The bud we left behind. Hey, kid - don't sign for that package, you forgot to haggle first. "Baby shower gone bad." The Loop is poop. "Kill your dreams now, you'll never make it." Micky-D's McFace-on-bag campaign, brought to you by a chick, of course. "Fat people have to be eating food." The story of Catholic-guilt, martyrdom, and the last piece of pizza. WTF does "Jesus died for your sins" mean? Space and religion, vs. Blossom. "Excuse me...just ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #107 Stay home, don't do anything active - it's too dangerous. Auditions for our vacation friends. Simon says. Wendy kicked some 8 and 6 yr old kids' asses (in bowling). Bernie and "Dr." Phil sitting in a tree... Hell revisited. We know a murderer who killed his daughter because he thought she was the devil. Gingers...gross! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #106 Angry John show? Hell yeah! Every snowflake is different, right? Wendy says no. Phuck Dr. Phil, the lucky bastard. JaW fight! More proof that Texas should secede from the Union. People aping the Simpsons. More JaW fight. The tortise was HOW OLD??? This radio host won't get another job for a coon's age. "There are still real-life pirates out there!" We don't play messages that don't exist at the end of the show. click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #105 WTF is Internet Time?? Don't listen to this show or contact us in any way (jaw@gabberjaw.com). Our Dutch listener Babbling Bryan has started doing his own podcast in English. "That breathing of Tony's better be deliberate." Wendy's TiVo world. "Must you always defend the Man?" Wendy's pledge to you, the listeners. "Um, ah..." John rejects a Xmas present from his parents, Rob and Laura Petrie. Garanimals for adult hetero males. Play along with our TV trivia quiz. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #104 Is flipping someone off freedom of speech? You phat phuck! Fire that lazy French kid! "I am Jewish Apprentice too". "Moose ind Skwerel, what the fuck!" The blind leading the blind Wendy interview. We regret our abortions. Consider the trained monkey helping the handicapped - are they slaves? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #103 Ask Marilyn about tobacco. Ask Gabber JaW about Weeds. Gabber JaW tech corner: watch your iPod videos on your TV. Whatcha readin', Wendy? Mom says don't play ball in the house. Bus driver strangles kid. Check out the real life Simpsons video and the Natalie Portman rap video in the Gabber JaW forums. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #102 Reality is overrated. Project Runway. Black.White. Wonder Showzen. Gabber JaW top two interviewers: are there more? Podcaster symposium. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #101 Who wants three wives? Hand makeup wanted. Do you have teeth like this? Gabber JaW vs. KATG. "Don't tag my walls, I'll bus a capin yoass!" American Idol deludes Chicken Little. How to blackmail the Amish: (Hint: don't use the internet.) Space Golf. Wendy steals a plane. Ass Wednesday. Have you read, "The Idiot Boy"? Wendy's night of culture. "Depends on mamood, depends on mamood." Wendy finally realizes the court system is corrupt. We love Mike White! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #100 (Picture courtesy of listener Chrissy.)Episode # 100: The Broadway Show! Wendy gets busted at her old workplace. Wendy throws a cybercocktail party. Shout outs to all the peeps keepin' us real. "One of my butt cheeks itched." Wendy mindfucks John with the pause that refreshes. Two stories from the Rockford files. Jesus, again. Mitsubishi-God bless you. Tater Peeler wins. "Bring something to the table then." Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #99 Listen up, DumbAss! Studyhall Headrush! Episode 1 of the Baha Chronicles. OMG, John admits to wearing knee-high moccasins. "Are you the gay governor?" 16 year old Michigan kid gets mucho swag from iTunes. More bitching about Ricky Gervais. Can you imagine a situation where you would kill a kitten? Don't throw out those old lottery tickets. O.K., before you write us:"On the Dole" Meaning; Unemployed. Origin; In the UK unemployment benefit is called 'the dole'. Probably comes from 'dol ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #98 We are free funny! (Ricky, you greedy wanker) 4% of San Francisco garbage is made up of _____. We are all African-American, really. Death by Misadventure. John and Wendy give blood and urine in their kitchen. The best reality show yet to come? Televise capital punishment. "Ugly people can't help it either!" Origin of "call a spade a spade". "You're no George Clooney, I'll tell you that." Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #96 John's trip to the hospital while Wendy partied downtown with Feast of Fools; John has a couple of corrections; The shooting was an acci-fucking-dent; Wendy is Meathead and John is Archie Bunker; No more segues!! A real-life pencil-dick. Have you met Tim Curry (a/k/a Frank 'N Furter)? "How do you do? I see you've my...faithful handyman..." Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #95 "Think like we do. OR DIE!" You need a purpose. "I'm no activist, but I'll bitch with the best of 'em." Two TV shows you shouldn't see before surgery. American eats. "Rome had the recipe for pizza, but lost the recipe for cement." Wendy empathizes with roadkill. "You can't write a suicide note and then light your house on fire!" It's hard to speak up with a priest in your mouth. Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #94 Apparently Wendy is not a threat to national security. John is sick of the racism discussion. What is the next disease that takes out a significant number of humans? Tragedy strikes...Whose fault is it? John is a superhero...Transparent Man!!! Revisting Arrested Development versus The Office. John is moving to the UK. Does anyone have a job for Wendy?? Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #9TFKN3 Source code for sale! Buzzoap. JaW needs a hip replacement. I never speak in absolutes. The movie police arrest Cruise. Hottest women. Hottest men. SNL trivia. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #92 Show ninety-fucking-two. Commando pros and cons. Scary Mary. Boobulardsytrophy. The Rules of Making Fun. The over-use of "literally". The sloppy birth of 'Gabber News'. Cool! You got braces and glasses! Catholic porn. Cool! You got a face transplant! "It would make me feel good if you died." Cool! You got a new name! "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" (thanks, Avenue Q!) Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #91 "You were slightly more attractive when you had a job." "We reckon it was pirates." "Picture Corby's penis." Things didn't work out so good in Wendy's new job. "Her young, nubile breasts jutted defiantly into the air." Some unshaved, gap-toothed short guy is going to touch John's organ soon. Check out Love Monkey on the telly. "Can't we grow babies in a bag on the wall?" The definition of Original Sin. Gay theft. John wants a cyber girlfriend please. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #90 Career opportunities, the ones that never knock. Gabber JaW is the Universe's No. 1 podcast. Can you prove Jesus existed? Dude, wake up it's your stop. OK, OK, Maybe Galileo was right. Our lady of the West Side, representin'! Could you live in your bathroom for 30 years? One way to avoid a caning in Singapore. Communion taken literally. Jeff Dahmer just wanted a taste. Space prank. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #89 I have a dream... Ma'am, what is the definition of a backhanded compliment? THAT's the way you treat a fellow podcaster! We're moving to Oregon to kill each other. "I'll fuck till I die, cause I can work it." Wendy tells the tale of the time she dated a girl. OMG! Wendy touched something at a sleep over that you will not believe! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #88 Something fresh is coming... The mouse didn't start the fire. Dressing room nazi. Onion power. Onion minutae. A pre-nup pre-destined for failure. Call of the Cthulhu. Drug writers. "This is just a bunch of shit." Penn & Teller Bullshit. "It still looks like shit." Wendy listens to Rush --without Geddy Lee. If we didn't eat cows, there wouldn't be cows.Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #87 A funny thing happened on the way to the forum. Havin' a go, you diamond geezer. Is that you mummy? Should a movie house in a small town have to play Brokeback Mountain? It's a miracle -- or is it? Spiritualempiricism. Stonger than dirt. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #86 Hey hey Raj! "I laughed out loud, I learned something, and I cried a little." Rich man, po' boy. Good to the last drop. Burning down the mouse. Kill it! Eat it! Poop it! Mmmmm...Kobe-licious. Where do you draw the line on killing animals? Udder tang. CES stories? Boring! The rules of TV. Jail break. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #85 (John and Wendy) Another Wendy-only show. A discussion about the definition of the words "rich" and "poor", and what it really takes to be happy; A look at Wendy's control issues, and exploiting - er, I mean exploring the deep caverns of her mental instability. Apparently, Chicago is a fatso. Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #84 (John and Wendy) Be careful while listening to this show, it may be cursed. I hate Kat-hell-lean Turner. If you use your full first name, you might be gay. What are good Would You Rather date questions? What do you call a fairy that hasn't showered in a week? Where did Wendy come from? Thanks for Snopes.com, nlinus! Canada is for swingers! (Gross.) My you have nice calves! You can ring my bell... at the Salvation Army. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #83 (John and Wendy) Power to the 138! Then Wendy uses her girl power to take over the driver's seat. She drags John down a long road of TV theme show trivia. Play along and see if you can get more answers right than John. He's a much better loser than Wendy when he gets questions wrong. (Then again, as long as he isn't throwing toys across the room in a spastic tantrum, he'd have to be a better sport than Wendy!) Click here for the mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #82 (John and Wendy) Live from D.C., it's President Bush! Peter Griffin annoints a new King Arthur. Drinking into Oblivion. Control your goddamn kids, it's good for them and us. "Lots and lots of Jew hats." Let us end the fighting once and for all between Christian and Jew: Celebrity Death Match between Moses and Jesus. Frock you! A public apology for public urination? Santa does Coke. Wikipedia editing is fun! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #81 (John and Wendy) Oh, the humanity! Drunk show with guest, Scott. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #80 (John and Wendy) More stories from the cursed traveler. Teh weerd speling of puter geeks. "I have worms in my arm." Did George W. send you a Christmas card? Walgreens' over-the-counter abortions are fun! Please buckle your seatbelt and put on your helmet, it's gonna get rough... Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #79 (John and Wendy) "I should be laughing, damnit!" Freeze! - An update on our new iPods. Wendy has damaged John, possibly permanently, by showing him a TiVo'd Maury show -- hint: It's easier to make a hole than a pole. Bust Buy and Xbox 360 issues. How they try to kill babies in old Russia. Koko the gorilla who knows sign language learns a new trick. Dick Van Patten eats dog food. "Sexsomnia" Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #78 (John and Wendy) Wendy is high on Aspartame during this show. Mary shows herself again, this time she needs tampons on her eyes. The pope is still a nazi. "My parents never tried to overtly kill me." "mmmm...peanutbuttery..." "Don't you have active glands?" Yes. John is an idiot. JOT. JOT. JOT. With a soft 'j', bitch. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #77 (John and Wendy) Doing God a disservice by not making babies? Did your parents swear in front of you when you were young? Did it matter? Our review of the new iPod. "Those titties aren't retarded!" Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #76 (John and Wendy) Fanny Doodle (Wendy) sez: "I usually don't watch TV, I watch TiVO." Sex terms you should know and learn how to do. Play along with the Gabber JaW 'Would You Rather' game! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #75 (John and Wendy) Little retarded boy lost in Target. Wendy shows her knowledge of the Brady Bunch, sort of. A Dr. says eating something we've always regarded as disgusting is really good for you. Smoke on an airplane and see what you get. "I'm sorry, so sorry." Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #74 (John and Wendy) Airline waitresses and Veterans' Day. "Leave your shoes on, I don't care to breathe your foot odor." Wendy frees herself and opens the window on the dark side. How to ignore others in public. Wendy exposites on the exposition and gets Wired. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #73 (John and Wendy) This is not a normal show. We were going to be out of town for a week so Wendy tried it alone again...John and the funny will be back later this week. Being picked up from high school in the retard bus. Embarrassing lawn maintenance somehow leads to a couple of bloody stories. Wendy shamelssly makes fun of the deaf, and does not apologize for it. (But don't worry...they can't hear the podcast.) Anyone for Night Ranger?? Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #72 (John and Wendy) Newflash: George W. Bush is a moron. Wendy thinks hallucinogenics look like fun, but she's gonna draw the line at heroin. A couple of Super Glue stories. Nutty resumes. (Help wanted: graphic designer, computer technician) WHO doesn't like movies? What are ya - a FREAK??? Super Frog Saves Toyko. Is videocasting the next new thing for the average podcaster? We say no. Trivia for you: What was that kid's name who made fun of Cindy Brady's lisp? Click here for the mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #71 (John and Wendy) We read a list of potentially controversial statements and ask the listeners to guess who said them. Fun for the whole family! Plus -- no man has ever said "my dick is in the way." Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #70 (John and Wendy) The one thing that should be given out at a Halloween Parade is ______. Ferrets in the dorm room -- what's the problem? Trick or Treat? -- the crazy cancer-girl in Wendy's past says, "Trick!". Baptism + microphone = cosmic justice. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #70 (John and Wendy) The one thing that should be given out at a Halloween Parade is ______. Ferrets in the dorm room -- what's the problem? Trick or Treat? -- the crazy cancer-girl in Wendy's past says, "Trick!". Baptism + microphone = cosmic justice. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #69 (John and Wendy) Holy Shit, Holy Grail episode. Our investigation into the smoke and mirrors of Catholicism continues...but first, The New Newlywed game with smarmy host Bob Eubanks and "...the password is...bananas." Christianity ain't got nothin' to do with Jews, dangnabit! An informal Would You Rather game about sex, smell and food. "You'd be sticky all the time." Me? I'm straight. But Wendy here loves the caulk! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #68 (John and Wendy) Happy Birthday to John!! Our trip to Delavan, Wisconsin this weekend. Cheeseheads galore!!! Another secret Jackson baby. Was the dead guy that I ran over hanging out of my windshield at the toll booth some sort of sign that I'm too old to be driving? Caution: Be careful that there isn't a camcorder running when you shoot one of your friends. If you want to cop a feel just dress up like security and start a-friskin'! Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #67 (John and Wendy) Our friend from high school Bernie joins us for this episode and proves she can keep up with our special brand of minutiae, even though we kept her mic a bit lower to keep her in her place. Episiotomies, $5 blow jobs, Philipino circumcisions down by the river and swingers are just some of the topics. Poo + corn + Halloween = funny costume. And apparently corn poo has turd hair, bad teeth and a very large dick. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #66 (John and Wendy) Numbers are all evil, Jesus said so. Apologies for the Uncle Fucka rant, but we had to. Wendy is pissed off at Tom Cruise, again. Where are all the bisexuals?? Look, the PETA retards have a new website: www.fishinghurts.com "What do you know about the purple microdot?" "It's HARD!" Lose the car - Take the child! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #65 (John and Wendy) Uncle Fucka. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW # 64 (John and Wendy) John is MIA again - Wendy is solo (so beware of uncontrollable tangents!) Bad first dates. "It fucking stinks in this car. One of us farted - and it wasn't me." Warning: Deer Crossing. Old people eating Peanut Butter Captain Crunch for every meal of the day. Which knife would you buy at the Locust Valley gas station (or would you rather use your money for a blow job)? Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #63 (John and Wendy) On the the Gabber BaW show today, we have a co-host from Down Under...Brent from The Closet Geek Show ! Wendy sings a lovely tune. A Canadian's experience in Australia. How much do Canadians love Americans? Parlez-vous francais? The nail salon idiot. Celebrity gossip. Which is weirder...Not having kids after 8 years of marriage, or liking to shove things up your butt? A real-life Norman Bates. The CFL Rough Riders need a raise. Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #63 (John and Wendy) On the the Gabber BaW show today, we have a co-host from Down Under...Brent from The Closet Geek Show ! Wendy sings a lovely tune. A Canadian's experience in Australia. How much do Canadians love Americans? Parlez-vous francais? The nail salon idiot. Celebrity gossip. Which is weirder...Not having kids after 8 years of marriage, or liking to shove things up your butt? A real-life Norman Bates. The CFL Rough Riders need a raise. Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #62 (John and Wendy) Wendy is smart! S-M-R-T! "I'm a retard." Americans are full of themselves, but the payoffs can be great. Two OCB stories with a couple of tangents thrown in for good measure. Best Buy kicks Circuit City's ass don'tcha know? Wanna try some "cinnajizz?" Character costume hell. "When you start to bother me, I want to punch you in the face." "Aren't I allowed to be sad about being 40?" Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber Jaw #61 (John and Wendy) The Learning Channel is becoming the gross-out channel...So far the most scary: craniopagus parasiticus! What makes a "person"? A sloppy doctor didn't clean out the syringe before inseminating a future-mom - and SUPRISE!! Do witches get a bad rap? A future-priest / former-criminal kills 2 of his fellow seminarians. Let's pick new jobs for him! Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #60 (John and Wendy) John has skid marks...(but not the kind you might think!) The definition of genitals. Once again, Catholics prove themselves to be narrow-minded idiots who just try to deflect their own failures onto someone else. Should registered sex offenders be allowed to stay in the hurricane shelters with the rest of the refugees? Click here for mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #59 (John and Wendy) Do we have to do show notes EVERY TIME!!!??? Just listen to the 'cast, bitches! click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #58 (John and Wendy) Oh shit, Adam Curry was listening. More scatalogical references and weird stories to keep you entertained with the Gabber JaW's commitment to provide Maximum Minutae. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #57 (John and Wendy) Try this at home - it's magic! "Can we talk about sex crimes now?" Chunky Monkey? Wendy gets enraged and supports vigilantism. John and Wendy argue about the topical subject of the Menendez Bros. Which bathroom should I use? A fair and speedy trial? The U.S. thinks not. Are you going to FAT? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #56 (John and Wendy) The Wedding Crashers. Wendy explains the "Flamer Super Way". Adam Curry is a girl. "There's a lot of meatyness in there." Brent Morris from The Closet Geek calls in for some Skypin' fun and admits to having a very special ability. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #55 (John and Wendy) International Turbo Show. Dog train. Spencer's Gifts goes to pot. Messages from around the world. See you next week! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #54 (John and Wendy) Where'd Wendigo? To get hammered at "Cornfest". Corpses on parade at Body Worlds! (Brought to you by a German, of course). "That grown-up is nutty!" Elephants mourn. "Local news sucks - tune in at 11!" No, it's spelled "diarrhea". Are there nuns in Taiwan? Mini Cath-o-lick rant. Check out the Body Worlds Exhibit photos on www.gabberjaw.com (scroll down if you are already on the home page) Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #53 (John and Wendy) "I'll remember this shit when I'm like, 20!" Grooming = good. Spelunking in the bush. "I can pass an 18-incher, no problem!" "It was like a pacifier, and it didn't seem gay." Lucid dreaming. My cyclops wife. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #51 (John and Wendy) Remember the 60% rule. Was 'The Man From Atlantis' a crime fighter? Christian cannibalism. Jesus as pagan. John wants to go to space! "It was the worst thing I could think to do with straight lines." Is it wrong? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #50 (John and Wendy) Our 50th show! QuakeCon! Vomit! Death! Cannibalism!"How come you never call?". Wake the dead (and put lots of make up on them)! "I'm with the Jews on this..." "Why not make puppets out of them?" "He choked and died on his own vomit like Hendrix." Body and blood shed for you. Neil Diamond road rage. Messages and mashups. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #49 (John and Wendy) Spammer stats. Surprise! Your wife is closer to you than you think... "Take my hand, we're going to hell!" Tripping the light fantastic. Mattel gets Brit girls off good. C'mon guys, you know you've tried this. Starbucks fascism rears it's ugly head. Garden of Eden Found! It's with a hard G bitches! "I don't think they're Christians". Click here to get mp3. Check out the Vox Monitor review of JaW show #48 at www.voxmonitor.com Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #48 (John and Wendy) "Welcome to the Abyss." *c u l8r* Stewie shaves his nads *giggles*. Send us money and presents *sigh*. Wendy sees a lady in a wheelchair and wants to run away *lol*. And the song that changed the world is...*rolls eyes* "Hey I got a tip for you..." *rofl* How not to commit a crime *imho*. "You want to drug 'em first, idiot!" *wtf?*. "Vaginas R Us". *afk* Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #47 (John and Wendy) Stitched together from dead people? "I vant to suck your c*ck". "They take a bath in their geekiness". Swishy sweets. Wendy's inexplicable not-friends. Poo-kinesis. TV goes to pot. "When you talk about a great actor, you are not talking about Tom Cruise." "I'm all for freedom of speech, BUT..." USA Today is a USA Traitor. John's would be prehensile. Click here to get mp3, damn it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #46 (John and Wendy) Party in Man-less! (Bring your frogs) How does a one-armed man warsh his hand? All the Christians have left Chicago. How much would you pay for Chelsea Clinton? Learned lisping? In Defense of Reality. Chastize the Virgins! Stella!! Young John routes the papers. Young Wendy stalks her crush. John and Wendy fight at the bike rack after the show. www.PodcastBadass.com Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #45 (John and Wendy) Gabber Jaw is family safe - Manson Family safe! 2uality is #2! I've got blisters on my fingers!!! That's not where you deliver a baby! Who's-Your-Daddy-Daycare. Ricky Gervais' new show 'Extras'. Posthumessages. Cruise-rant! Play along with the Would You Rather Game! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #44 (John and Wendy) Is a "math party" an oxymoron? Math geeks vs. computer geeks. Wendy + vodka + class presentation = funny. Another Jeff Dahmer story. Fire crotch and Bazooka Joe dick. Rant on 20/20 and John Stossel. If you're hot for your cousin, go for it! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #43 (John and Wendy) We call for an intervention to save two friends that are spiraling down the drain. You can help. A teacher learns a lesson. We get a letter from someone who wants to be our obedient slave child. We're thinking about saying yes. John is a puss. Wendy's cat fight. Watch porn, do sit-ups. NOW! We be Podcast Badasses, Beotch! Representin' the 138. Word. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #42 (John and Wendy) Grasping her last shred of sanity, Wendy stealth casts from her grandma's bedroom in Florida. Pope vs. Potter. Clinton vs. Grand Theft Auto. Wendy vs. sanity. Somebody done gone and got the brain-dead, wheel-chair-bound chick preggers! Banana Phone. Nuff said. Click here to get mp3. My Odeo Channel Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #41 (John and Wendy) Mah na Mah na, pa tee pa tee pee. Family Guy wins! Tub = Phuckerbugs. Learn how to give a Rusty Hook to your friends! We take a huge puff of Sid and Marty Krofft and head to Living Island and the Land of the Lost for a flashback or two. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #40 (John and Wendy) More Maximum Minutiae for your listening pleasure. I have sinned before you vs. deny deny deny. "I will sell you to the Gypsies!" Dental fear, crotchal forceps, and stinkstar stories. Feltching, anyone? "Oh my god, I've vomited my entire life!" Who sings the song we end with in this episode? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #39 (John and Wendy) Happy July 4th! Wendy makes a new right wing friend (or enemy) for the holiday. Racist stamps in Mexico? Victoria's Secret is not so secret anymore. Is Wendy a geek? Listen to the evidence, then you tell us on the JAW PHONE...773-828-4449 Click here to get mp3. geek (from Urban Dictionary dot Com)The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #38 (John and Wendy) "What the fuck are we listening to them for?" Maximum Minutiae. MexiChrist, Monkeys, More abuse of the badge and Middle names. The infamous middle name that is tied to murder and mayhem. We tell the story of a guy we knew with that middle name. (Don't give your newborn this middle name, please.) Would You Rather Game #4. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #37 (John and Wendy) What if the 16 year old, 4 pound tumor inside you...wasn't a tumor!? "It made me feel like killing my dad!" 60 tons of WHAT was burned? "There's no mind cracker you can eat between tokes..." "Do people of different races taste different?" Chicago is proud of its gays and loves a good parade. Fun with voice mail. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #36 (John and Wendy) Chicago's Mayor Richard Daley goes back to Puritanical forms of public humiliation. "I know so many sluts in my life..." Why you (and the Twisted Pickle) should stay out of Forest Preserves. "Shave for me, buddy." Stop Tom Cruise right now! Scientology and Mormonism's origins. Little Johnny bargins with monsters. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #35 (John and Wendy) We have the answer to all diet needs. ALSO - Part 2 of our Nate and Di mashup, where a brutal Would You Rather question leaves Nate speechless for a few minutes... You still have a chance to tell us whether Simpsons or Family Guy is funnier and why (773) 828-4449, and a chance to answer our trivia question for a PRIZE! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #33 (John and Wendy) Check out Steve Dupont's method of madness at The Obtuse Angle podcast. The infamous Nate and Di from NateandDi.com will be guests on our next show! Our 18lb cat learns a funky new trick. Guilty before proven innocent, and Wendy has a change of heart about Michael Jackson. O.K. you're a cop. You get both kids naked outside of their car, now what do you do? Plants have feelings too, you just wait for the future to prove us right. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #32 (John and Wendy) Would you rather pay 3 bucks for Streetwise or The Onion? Wendy meets Jesus and he carries a purse (it's not European!). We review The Comeback with Lisa Kudrow (you know, Terri Garr reincarnate?), Entourage, and Six Feet Under. How would you go about getting fired in one day if you had to? Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #31 (John and Wendy) Our trip to Chicago Blues Fest. HEAR John demonstrate his inability to switch the mike on! FEEL your ears warm to the sounds of downtown Chicago in 90 degree weather! WITNESS the cabbie almost beat John and Wendy into a pulp for honking at him. STOMP your feet to the bluesy rock of Howard and the Whiteboys singing "Bad Attitude" live! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #30 (John and Wendy) "Come on give it a try!" Fannie Doodle hates drugs but loves marijuana. Wendy's odd eating and viewing habits. What movies makes you a geek? Onion B.O. stronger than toxic waste. Should we let "radio professionals" take over podcasting? (no) United uses duct tape to make repairs. Lance Anderson is NOT going out with Sheryl Crow. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #29 (John and Wendy) Call our voice mail @ 773-828-4449 and leave a message - especially if you remember the kids show, ZOOM!. Don't be shy! John has a zipper escort at work. How many calories does snot have? Chicago murders dildos and lesbians. "Lactavists" speak out and Wendy answers the breast feeders. Wendy would also rather have "someone with a penis" talk to her about sports. ScreenSavers and hot chicks - do they mix? Maternity leaves screw the rest of us. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #28 (John and Wendy) Texas proves it still has some growing up to do. Was it racial? Play along with the Would You Rather Game #3. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #27 (John and Wendy) Heming and hawing. "Do dogs pass out?" A PSA about foster cats from an admitted specist. Hey Pope, roll up your fucking sleeves and do something good! I'm sorry you died because of us, it's the human's turn right now. More local violence that makes us stay indoors. How much more slutty can it get? It does NOT lift the hair for a closer cut, god damn it! Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #26 (John and Wendy) Where have you phlegm lately? A pooping turtle is a happy turtle. Alcohol and cold medicine mix into stupid conversation. If your kid doesn't do their homework, Child Services will be at your door to ask about your kids privates. Angry John makes a snotty appearance. The Chubby Bunny Case. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #25 (John and Wendy) Pedal-flushing public toilets and other evidence of human evolution. Our mortgage bill is re-taped closed and makes a powdery sound when shaken. We open it on the show at risk to our lives. John recounts the time he almost dies when he should have taken the blow job. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #24 (John and Wendy) John and Wendy dish up their trip to the Apprentice finale in New York. Hear Sammy the cab driver talk about driving drunk in India and eating meat against his religion, the wanna-be fame of the Apprentice cast, and Broadway shows about witches and muppet sex. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #23 (John and Wendy) Wendy gets OWNED during her recent trip to Florida. Call our Voice Mail at 773-828-4449 and we'll play it on the show. Vee luff you hard-core, oh, yes vee do! Fat chicks and low rider pants. Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gabber JaW #22 (John and Jamie) Wendy is out of town so John gets his friend Jamie to tell the story of losing his mind on shrooms and punching a Madison WI cop in the eye. The insects helped him prevent the apocalypse, and there is a lesson at the end of all of this... Click here to get mp3. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website