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Charley & Carol weekly irreverent podcast of everyday life and politics in Israel. It's a wacky country and they prove it! Primary Format : Politics Also Listed as: Israel Political City : Unknown State/Province : Unknown Country : Israel Country : ME User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Add to iTunes Text Only listing of Israelisms Podcasts Trumix.com listings available of Israelisms Podcasts Click Here to Update the directory of this podcasts programs.

Trumix.com listings available of Israelisms Podcasts Build your own playlists with this podcast. Israelisms Podcast #174 RETURN OF THE JET-I! Our favorite jet setter Charley is home. Sam drops in for a visit. Happy Birthday Samantha, Arielle & America! Future implications of the deal with Hezbollah and the only remaining Lebanese prisoner. A new guide for voting in Israel. The latest terror attack. Instead of going postal he went construction?! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #173 NO INTRODUCTION NEEDED! Gay pride parade brings the colors of the rainbow to Jerusalem. How do you get from Nablus Gate to Damascus Gate? Possibly through Britain. We have been waiting for Gilad Shalit for two years. Bring him home now. Olmert gets cold feet in deal with Hezbollah. Olmert can be strong and determined when it comes to his career. Barak willing to run away with tail between legs to save his career. Cease fire? Who had Tuesday in the pool? Happy Birthday Sam! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #172 DEAL OR NO DEAL? Carol flies solo this week as she rants about Israel's inability to bargain with used car salesmen from Hamas and Hezbollah. Enjoy as in mid rant Carol looses her train of thought! What is Carol's favorite pet name for Samir Kuntar? Shimon Peres has still got it. Is the rumor true that Tvindy from Brazilianisms tracked down child abuser Rabbi Chen? Here's hoping that three families in Israel get peace of mind and joy in their lives. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #171 HURRY UP! We're in a hurry because the battery is about to go. So, it's kind of a short one. But we still have a chance to talk about Israelis For Obama Olmert not stepping down And all sorts of stuff Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #170 TOMMY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE Tommy Lapid passes away - always outspoken, never boring...we will miss him Summer has arrived and the yearly Gay Pride Parade debate has started Hamas can't see the target for the trees If Tzipi Livni is Agent 99...does that make Olmert Maxwell Smart? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #169 SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO ABC News radio finally goes to the expert. They couldn't find him so they went to Charley Charley is unemployed and Carol is overemployed Olmert, Olmert, and more Olmert Talk, talk, and more talk Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #168 SPINNING WHEEL GOT 2GO ROUND Spinology - the science of creating something from nothing Spinologist - anyone who works for Olmert - the media who spin news into bigger and bigger news Syrian Spin - We get the Golan for free! Palestinian Spin - We are the stars of the show...see this week's episode of The Love Boat Unsuccessful Spin - Mohammed al Dura unravels Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #167 IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR Arielle, Samantha, Carol, and Charley sit around the table and talk about stuff. News of the day, news of the their lives, and no discernible direction. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we had making it for you. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website THIS JUST IN #1 THIS JUST IN #1 Welcome to our vidcast!! Here Carol and Charley get a chance to let loose a little and have some fun. Hope you have fun watching! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #166 FINAL JEOPARDY ANSWER: "WHO IS JACKIE MASON?" Israel's Independence Day..."...something unpredictable, but in the end is right..." Olmert..."...will he stay or will he go now?..." In Beirut..."...everybody was Kung Fu fighting..." Israeli inventions..."Wii will, wii will rock you..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #165 A BI GEZUNDT We remember Holocaust Remembrance Day What happened to the Jews of North Africa during the Holocaust 60 Years After...the brave doctors and nurses of Hadassah Har Hatzofim remembered Hats off to Yossi Harel - commander of the Exodus, who died this week What we'd like to forget: Benizri has to go to jail and can't pass go...Olmert in the hot seat again...UNIFIL is full of crap... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #164 It's A Hot One The show that asks the question...can sex sell Israel? Are old Jewish men really a danger to the US? Does Assad have any honor to defend? Hamas, what's up with them? And finally, how many minutes of oxygen does a sealed room really have? And....here's Sam's movie! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #163 HAPPY PASSOVER! Chag Sameach, and a Happy Pesach from the Israelisms crew of Charley, Carol, Samantha, and Arielle. Charley is back again and is tired...again Jimmy Carter is making his rounds...woo hoo! JStreet makes its bid to be an alternate AIPAC And Carol and Charley talk about who has better PR and why? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #162 THE SHOW MUST GO ON! Arielle earns her bribe by filling in for Charley. She is one of my two FAVORITE daughters! Will love conquer all and will the marriage last as two young Haredim get married despite the protests. Katzav decides to roll the dice. Olmert makes more empty statements as we are faced with another terror attack. Hamas fakes it ala When Harry Met Sally. Can't wait till Charley gets back so he can help me clean! Oh and do the show! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #161 When Irish Eyes Are Smiling Charley visited the emerald Isle with the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour Who really is the most stupid person in the room? The foxes are guarding the hen house in the next UN conference on racism Should you be able to sell bread on Passover in Israel? How do you keep the "Jewish" in the Jewish State? Tension on the Syrian border...Oh just take a pill!! Here is Ray Hanania's response to the article blasting the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour in t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #160 On With The Show Charley returns! Tales of the tour. Up close and personal with a Gazan Lights out in Tel Aviv Nyet, nyet, Leiberman CSI: Israel...new DNA database Organ donations and how dead is dead? And Charley is off again and this time to Dublin, Ireland but will be back for the show. Jet lag? What jet lag? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #159 FAMILY TIES Sam fills in for Charley on this edition of Israelisms. Happy Purim and Good Friday or is it good that its Friday!? Either way we both agree TGIF! McCain in Sderot and German Chancellor Merkel in the Knesset. Podcasting tips for Bin Laden. Is Syria serious? Say it three times fast! We get gift baskets from Gaza for Purim. Too bad they're sent with qassams. Haven't they heard of fed ex- When you positively have to get it there the same day?! And what are they cooking up i ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #158 I DID IT! Carol triumphs over technology! And she discovers she can talk for a half hour straight!Holy cow! Sam versus Al Jezeera. The new Israeli and Hamas game. Deal or No Deal. Fun for the whole family! Honeymoon in Paris for Peres. Is a representative government on the way or will the messiah get here first? Can Arielle be bribed? Oh who are we kidding. I miss Charley !   Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #157 THIRD YEAR'S A CHARM Tough love from the Peanut Gallery The whole crew is together for the Anniversary Show! Terrorist attack in Jerusalem...bombing in Sderot...ya know.... Samantha discovers a new singing sensation...Gal Fisher, singing Ayn Li Kesef B'kisism (No money in my pocket) .......in memory of...... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #156 Unresolved A peek behind our on-air personalities...oh hell, what you hear is what you get Canada needs to learn geography The survey says...what Israeli voters are thinking...or not What Shas is willing to do for Rabbi Yosef? From Gaza With Love...to Sderot..and Ashkelon. How do we stop this lovefest? Next week is the Big 3! Our 3 Year Anniversary! TELL US WHAT YOU THINK! Warning: Almost intolerable humming at around the 30 minute mark. Sincerest apologies, and I know what I did wr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #155 THEY'RE BAAAAAACK Trying out Garage Band on Carol's new Mac. Needs some fine tooooning. Charley's whirl-wind tour...stories from the road And the nominee is....... Terrorist cars need better safety features! Presidential candidates....who's good for the Jews? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #32 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROL! Birthday greetings from some friends; Rosh Hashana Recap; Yom Kippur to come; Move over to Podcast Pickle; A little bit of politics; and an upcoming interview on YOU ARE THE GUEST Podcast with host, Bill Grady. Links and thanks to: Sam from The SG Show Jeff from This and That w/Jeff and Pat Eric from There Are Jews In Alabama Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast Our closing song is called "LaZooze" (To Move), performed by supergroup, HaDag Nachash Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #154 Pre-Game JittersCharley's bags are packed and some US colleges may never be the sameSpeaking of college - Israel uses medical marijuana!Hamas could use some as they up the threats and up the rocket barrages on SderotThe IDF retaliates because of the qassams that injured two girlsThe Official Endorsement: ISRAELISMS BACKS OBAMA causing the Clinton campaign to fall apartFollow Charley around at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #153 Winograd Report And Other SnowjobsWe're melting!Once again some terrorists inconvenience CharleyThe report is in and everyone is talkingEgypt will reseal the border with Gaza...if Hamas lets themAnd speaking of Hamas - they make us an offer we CAN refuseAttack on the Israeli embassy in Mauritania?Follow Charley's tour at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #152 Miss CongenialityOh...Canada!Two words for TurkeyThe UN should watch Fox News and learn the term "fair and balanced"4200 Red (luft) Balloons in the New York skyThousands of Gazans go shopping in EgyptNasrallah is the new FrankensteinThe ultra-orthodox of Bet Shemesh do the right thingAnd we get ready for the Red Carpet!Read about Charley (kinda) in the LA Times Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #151 The Triumphant ReturnAfter a great show in Chicago, Charley returns to HSW (home, sweet home). Carol brings us up to speed with everything missed. And it's nice to be back in the freezing cold studio! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #150 Live From Chicago......NOT!But we had a backup plan and here it is. Just to let you know...Chicago has been great so far and we'll tell you about it next week! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #149 North By NorthwestCarol's past returns to haunt herIowa picks Obama and Huckabee...Who should Israelisms pick?Charley finds "the majority" to be complacent...maybe if it was a Facebook app...Five agorot for your thoughts - not anymore!Law & Order...and NablusNo lip reading on the Temple Mount and no parking in Jerusalem when Bush is here.How much potassium nitrate in your coffee?...and other trends from GazaAnd it's off to Chicago!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #148 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!Our last podcast....for 2007! This isn't a wrap-up podcast and we don't go over the past year. We don't talk about the things we covered in 2007, and there are no New Year's resolutions. We talk about a funeral! In memory of Yosef Mintz. He had a big influence on Carol's life, and we attended his funeral. We talk about the differences in funerals here and getting together with some old friends. And of course there's talk about Hamas and Olmert and the usual suspects.Also, t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #147 It's A Wonderful Life'Tis the season! Pilgrims in proper American pilgrim's attire make their way to Bethlehem as Charley & Carol have plans as wellHaim Ramon makes an indecent proposal - or rather a deal - to get his proposal through the KnessetSderot suffers, but the terrorists suffer more (we hope)You can't take the Jewish out of the Jewish State although Adalah and the Roman Catholic leader i Jerusalem want to tryWhat's a "family" these days, anyway - same sex couples can ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #146 The Big FishMax's road to recovery. Do Israeli baseball players use steroids? These and other questions remain unanswered in an exclusive interview with a player on the Bet Shemesh Blue Sox!!Hamas has big plans for the Israeli public.Wish we could have gotten some of what the people in Gaza were treated to...How often is THAT ever said!The Chief Rabbi and Hasan Nasrallah both having a bad day.Two states for one people? The anti-Jewish state solution.And it's a GOLD ribbon for Jerusalem....d ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #145 CHAPPY CHANUKAHSufganyot and beating the Greeks....againThe best kept secret in Haifa revealed!Tie a yellow ribbon round the old city...Abbas needs a blood transfusion thanks to Egypt and Saudi ArabiaHamas upgrades and the PA has a radio contest. For $150, Alex, the question is, "Who heroically invaded half of Europe?"The abortion issue reaches Israel - like we don't have enough conflict!And who is NOT in the film about Reform Jews making aliyah?Samantha joins us, so you know it's ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #144 The After-Show ShowWe're on the road! We do most of this show after the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's show at the Ambassador Hotel in Jerusalem. We talk with Samantha, Ray Hanania, and special guest star of this tour, Sherif Hedayat! Nothing like a bunch of comedians getting together after a show.Here are a few pics for you. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #143 HAPPY SHOPPING DAY!While everyone in the States is busy shopping, we here are sending our leaders to Annapolis and we'll probably all get a tee shirt saying "My Prime Minister went to Annapolis and all we got is this lousy tee shirt".Guydamak thinks he deserves Jerusalem.Peres keeps his sense of humor in front of stripped down protesters earning him a visit from Seinfeld here on a 3 day tour of Israel.We finally get to turf a pedophile back to the States.An Arab teacher at Sapir C ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #142 Kramer Vs. KramerWarady family mash up of a crazy Friday morning.Peres talks Turkey.Israel and the PA want to move on down the road and start at the end witha a final status agreement before going back to the future and the first steps of the road map.The Thrilla In Manilla...The Rumble In The Jungle...Carol vs. Charley on if the PA needs to recognize Israel as the Jewish State.Meanwhile in Gaza....Hamas puts the screws to Fatah and we fix the electricity in Gaza...makes perfect sense.Arab- ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #141 The Yellow Brick Road MapFollow the Yellow Brick Road Map....to AnnapolisNew game show...Who Wants To Become An Israeli?!Carol's and Charley's twisted sense of humor...REVEALED!Can our government reform itself?Hezbollah flexes its muscles in the Mr Middle East Competition.Bet Shemesh Battle Royale...taking back the streetsMAZAL TOV TO LEN AND NORA ON #6!!Final song is by PABLO ROSENBERG. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #140 Wait And SeeThirty years have passed since Sadat's memorable visit and what do we have to show for it? A November Summit Of Futility; Hamas threatening attacks and takeover of the West Bank; and of course seven tunnels for arms smuggling between Gaza and Egypt. Not what Sadat had in mind.Hezbollah...To Tel Aviv and BEYOND!!Arab - Israeli identity crisisPeki'in or Peking....DUCK!Betar Illit: Prelude to JerusalemIs Bethlehem a Christian ghost town?Hats off to Yisrael Poliakov and Robert Goule ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #139 CSI: SYRIAThe Homefront: Arielle's studying method; Elvis spotted in Zur Hadassa; Carol is a clairvoyant; kids are spongesWe do so have sports news! Ultra-orthodox: local politics and transportation issues.You can't keep a good terrorist down. Not if he has Google. Olmert says, "You missed me, you missed me!"Syria pulls a disappearing act.Our sincere thanks to J and Mickey from SomaCow at http://www.somacow.net for their intro for Israelisms Podcast. Great job and we really apprec ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #138 Door #3How good are we at Let's Make A Deal? Olmert is super-glued to the Prime Minister's office. What Carol wants in a candidate. Barak....are you there? It's a farmer's market - Sheba Farms. AND HIPPO SNACKS!Final song is a new one from Chemi Rodner! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #137 "Famous People Have Different Needs" ...and other Bar Raphaeli gems. Basketball at MSG and say goodbye to YNet News. Car mechanics suck and Al Gore cleans up. The long awaited circumcision update and Syria's fictitious victory. Israeli mafia are recyclers and ready to kill over it. New meaningless polls and tackle football comes to Israel. So, will that be paper or plastic? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #136 The Jim ShowCharley shows his knowledge of Chasidic music and Jeff is pardoned. November summit turns into a contest of who can be more vague. Carter and Ahmadinejad belong on the Comedy Channel. More on our Syrian adventure.And the answer is...GROWING PAINSThis one is for you, Jim from Iowa! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #135 We Couldn\'t Think Of A TitleSure, Ahmadinijad went to Columbia and the United Nations. And yes, France is beginning to show some backbone with their new president. And then there were the successful operations in the Gaza Strip against Hamas the terrorists. Yom Kippur is gone and Succot is here...but we still couldn\'t come up with a snappy title for the show!The final song is from a group I found on MySpace from Tel Aviv. The name of the group is The Genders and the reason I was attracted ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 134 Terminator 2: Judgment DayHappy Yom Kippur everybody!! Fast like crazy! We talk about what it's like here in Israel for Yom Kippur with our special and always-welcome guest, Samantha. Memories of Yom Kippur past. Oh yeah...and Bibi's big mouth.Our final song is another discovery of Sam's, Shlomi Barel who was a contestant in (as Sam put it) Israel's American Idol. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 133 OLIVE YOU!The first ever, live podcast home-made olive taste test! Rosh Hashana talk. Talk of Syria no-talk. Grave dancing. HOOTERS!! Neo-Nazis in the wrong place. And HOOTERS!!The final song is from a new band Samantha saw in concert and they're really good! They're called Brothers And Animals which sounds better in Hebrew - Achim Va'chayot (sounds kinda like brothers and sisters but means brothers and animals....oh forget it). Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 132 Israelisms UnpluggedNo frills. Just Carol, Samantha, and Charley talking and having a good time. The ol' WYSIWYG podcast. We talk about Sam's school and the fake attack on Syria and how they're related. I think. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 131 The 'oys Of SummerThe dirt on the Israel Baseball League is spread around. More fun with Ovadia Yosef. To Shmita or not to Shmita: That is the question? The Justice Minister in bed with the ultra-orthodox (this guy's gotta go).Carol has some Facebook fun. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 130 Go Go Blue Sox!Congratulations to baseball's TRUE World Champions, THE BET SHEMESH BLUE SOX! Carol discovers a new Israeli vocabulary. While Charley makes olives. Talk of the Armenian genocide. The ever-popular UN conference on racism. And the continuing negotiations with the Palestinians.Take a look at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour's preview of the DVD at CreateSpace Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 129 B'tzelem and OnionsWe talk about that slanted organization, near and dear to our hearts. And we reveal the shocking results of the vote in the Likud. But even more shocking is the latest news about Suha Arafat! Also, or Education Minister decides that education is not all that important. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 128 The Stupidest ShowEducated Talkbacks on Charley's YNet News article. Charley knows famous people, but doesn't know they're famous. Hebron evacuation; Americans are joining the IDF, but Hamas has a navy! Olmert goes to Jericho to gamble?And we'd all like to wish Charley & Carol a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 127 The Artful Dodger ShowWe talk about the draft dodgers mentioned by our defense minister. Except we talk about ALL of them. We also talk about the Facebook faceoff. Carol addresses some feedback to the feedbacks. And the Black Eye Peas are coming to Jerusalem but we won't be there! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 126 THE ALIYAH SHOWIt's the show you've been waiting for! All your questions answered. The why's, what's, wherefore's, and who's. The truth is finally told. The story set straight. The build-up is incredible! Hope you like the show. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 125 State Of The UnionCarol had a Deathride 2007! The inside scoop of the fall of Bet Shemesh. There's fraud...well, more fraud...in the Rabbinate. We get Harry Potter on Shabbat and there are spies dressed as squirrels in Iran!Visit our Community on Facebook Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 124 Slap HappyNothing better than a nice cold slap in the face, and other haredi insults. Tough to get married in this country. New Palestinian PM is a-okay. And don't forget to vote for us at Podcast Pickle. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 123 Jessica Is Leaving Home...and moreOur niece Jessica is leaving her real home (Israel) and returning to the States. We miss her already.Oh...and we talk about more baseball, more Katsav, more haredim takeovers, more refugees, more politics, and more!Please vote for us at Podcast Pickle. It's a brand new...ummm...ballgame. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 122 PLAY BALL!It was a fun and hot day at ol' Kibbutz Gezer Field of Dreams. But we went to our first Israel professional baseball game and had fun. And now you hear all about it. #flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif; color:#666666;} #flickr_badge_icon {display:block !important; margin:0 !important; border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0) !important;} #flickr_icon_td {padding:0 5px 0 0 !important;} .flickr_badge_image {text-align:center !important;} .flickr_badg ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 121 Gaza; Gays; and other fightin' wordsThe Gay Pride Parade took place and only one bomber arrested. Gaza is still a mess. Choices are limited, and our Visa is screwed up. Welcome to our little world.Final song is by OY VA VOY Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 120 Three State Solution?It's been a very busy week. Peres is President. Barak is head of Labor. And the creation of Hamastan. All sorts of incredible things happening. The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour winds down, but the big show is coming up.The final song is from Eifo HaYeled. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 119 The Free-For-All It's a madhouse in the studio and it's full. We have Jessica, Samantha, and Arielle! Oh yeah, and Carol and Charley. So we talk about Jessica's trip here...Samantha's trip there...and Arielle being awake at the same hour we do the show. The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is back in Israel so please check out the website and schedule. The final song is from Hadag Nachash. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast # 118 The Jet-Lag ShowCharley is back from Canada and is very jet-lagged. The Toronto show was great and the Israel tour is about to begin. Labor had the first round and Peretz is out...but happy? The ultra-orthodox are back to being homophobic. Do they protest too much?Final song is from Yehudim. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #117 The All-Baseball Show!Just kidding! But Jessica is in town, but not with us in the studio yet. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Israel. Go figure. Charley is off to Canada...wish him luck. Idol is over. And read our blog at Israelisms...The Blog.Final song is by Synergia! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #116 GIMME SHELTERThere are no drunk drivers in Israel. Just ask a cop! Sderot is under attack once again, and it's politics as usual. And the war between Hamas and Fatah heats up...and so does the one between Charley and Carol. Check out the new blog called Israelisms...The Blog We think you'll like it.And here's a little "Separated At Birth" contribution: Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #115 Go Go Blue Sox!!We are HUGE Bet Shemesh Blue Sox fans! More Winograd ramblings. Who would you like to have coffee with? First round loss for Teapacks. And insane soccer fans prove how stupid they can be.HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, you American mothers.Our final song is from Monica Sex. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #114 Viva La RevolucionMore kosher talk and some clarifications. Guydamak for Mayor? Winograd Weactions, you Cwazy Wabbit. Big demonstrations. Charley loses Tzipi. Carol doesn't.Final Song is from Hadag Nachash called Lazooze! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #113 Now Hear ThisCharley can't hear. What?! More Bits 'N Peaces. College tuition strike. The Winnie Report is coming out. Tzipi Livni is a cool name. Israel baseball is coming, too. And responses to comments.Final song is from Teapacks and will hopefully be the Israel contribution to Eurovision. PUSH THE BUTTON Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #112 MORONS GALOREThe former Chief Rabbi is a moron; Israel's politicians are morons; British journalists are morons. Signing petitions. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Memorial Day; and Independence Day. The final song is from Sheygets! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #111 Parking And StuffSo now we can park in Tel Aviv...big deal. Trip to Toronto; Carol's Bits 'n Peaces, the Ultra-Religious in Zur Hadassa? HEAVEN FORBID! Movie reviews, and this! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #110 Pesach BluesAnd a happy Good Friday and Easter to all. Home stretch of eating matzah and none too soon. Some more light discussions, but it wouldn't be Israelisms without some arguing about the peace plan and lack thereof. And some more talk of Carol's upcoming Bits 'n Peaces. Great music from a new MySpace band called Shotey Hanevua with a song called "Yafeifia" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #109 HAPPY PESACH!Happy Passover, everyone! We do a little lighter show today and do some listener feedback. An American Idol update. A new radio station RAM FM and some rules. The Saudis, as always...along with the solution of all the Middle East Crises. You know...a lighter show.The final song is from ZEVEL and it's called "Beni Yeled Ra". They can be found on MySpace. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #108 Gypsies, Tramps and ThievesOur Finance Minister is an embezzler. People we don't know, but know. Twelve new judges, and only one that knows anything about law. A government in stand-by mode. And Carol still hasn't written a peace plan.Final song taken once again from MySpace! Her name is Ninet Tayeb and the song is called, Hee Yoda'at (She Knows) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #107 Hail, and Other PlaguesToo much weather; Leonardo causes a storm; More of the same from Hamas and Olmert; Lessons on politics and driving; and Tzipi could be our only hope.The final song is from an Israeli band we found on MySpace called Beat69 and the song is called "Ogot Gvina" (Cheesecake). Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #106 Go With The FlowLetters from Lebanon. Drunk drivers in Israel. Hamas book burnings. More Israeli elections scenarios. And finally real tackle American football in Israel.Final song from Machina!And try this out!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #105 PUSH THE BUTTON!!Happy Purim!! We talk about Charley's new girlfriend and role model, Esterina Tartman. Avigdor "Don't Call Me Yvette" Lieberman and Yisrael Beiteinu's problems. West Bank real estate. The Saudis are in it again. And Eurovision is just around the corner. Of course, Israel may not be allowed in it. Check out our entry with Teapacks' "Push The Button" played at the end of the podcast in its entirety. AND VOTE! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #104 The Summit And Other Things That Don't MatterCharley appeared on The Joey Reynolds Show from New York's WOR radio. He's doing shows from Jerusalem all week, and will have Charley and Carol on, also. Charley also did an interview with RAM FM radio, a new station broadcasting from Ramallah. They talk about the way the press views things differently. Also, American Touch Football in Israel championship. The International Book Fair in Jerusalem. The Summit where nothing was accomplished. And al ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #103 The Real 242Rough weather in Jerusalem; Carol agrees and disagrees with Ray; more talk  about the bridge in the Old City; and the real truth about UN Security Council Resolution #242...as Charley sees it.Final song is from Sa'ar P'dida called "Eifo Aht Ha'Yom" (Where Are You Today?)And don't forget to visit The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #102 Anger ManagementThis week we concentrate on Carol's hostility. So we talk about non-controversial things like Arielle's new hair style; riots on the Temple Mount; the Hamas - Fatah agreement; and other light subjects.The final song is from Har-El Scott called "Mashehu Mimeni" (Something From Me) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #101 No More Kidding!You can believe this one! We talk about the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour, Ray Hanania, Aaron Freeman, Yisrael Campbell, Shachar Chason, Chaim Ramon, Moshe Katsav, Ehud Olmert, and all sorts of other comedians!Charley Ray Aaron YisraelThe final song is an old one from Eyfo Hayeled. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #100 THE CENTURY SHOWWe give a nod to the Mercury Theater on this very special, and different, Israelisms Podcast. Thanks to all of you that have supported us through 100 shows. We love you all. AND VOTE! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #99 One To GoAustralian summer? Winter? The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is coming up! Israel Chief of Staff Dan Halutz is history...and who's next? Olmert? Peretz? In memoriam: Yuri SternSign the petition at Habanim And our final song is from Jocko Eisenberg called "Nerdam Al Hacholot"AND VOTE! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #98 Keep Your Mouths Shuts!Official announcement of The Israeli - Palestinian Comedy TourOlmert on vacation...again. New Israel government without elections? Barak is barack? The fashionistas are on the attack! A new Super Anti-biotic! Charley's call for a boycott of El Al! And the final song is from HaYehudimAND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #97 Shalom ChaverIn Memorium - Mayor of Jerusalem, Teddy KollackSpecial Segment: A visit with our family. Also, a few takes on Tzipi Livni, ultra-orthodox Fashion Police, and Charley's 2007 Prediction: Start the election campaign.Final song is by Beit Ha-Bubot!AND VOTE!!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #96 HAPPY SYLVESTEROr...as some people call it...Happy New Year!! We talk about the weather, and what weather we had. We have relatives here but they don't have luggage. Is Tzipi Livni a ray of hope? Or not? Carol and Charley argue to bring in the New Year.And from all of us at Israelisms, we want to wish all of you a happy and healthy New Year!The final song is from Ayfo Ha Yeled.AND PLEASE DIGG US!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #95 A Christmas MiracleCharley and Carol agree! Olmert better do something. Charley is very ill and Carol doesn't care. Cease fires that are never cease fires. Bibi has a blog. Stupid ministers in Israel's government. Make sure you go to YNetNews.com for all your Israel news.Final song is by AYA KOREM and the name of the song is "Yonatan Shapira" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #94 HAPPY HANUKKAH (Hanuka; Chanukah; Holidays)Our Special Hanukah Show. We talk about some fun, absurd, could only happen in Israel stuff. Like the Keystone Kops, who some people call the Israel Police. Airlines just aren't kosher enough. Seats on the bus. Olmert bumbles again. Haniya can't show me da money. Sam's story from Chicago and Arielle's officer test.If you REALLY want to laugh, view Yisrael Campbell's video clip from his one man show "It's Not In Heaven"And that cool song i ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #93 A Report Even A Terrorist Could LoveThe Baker-Hamilton Report comes out. Hamas and Syria love it! Should that tell us something? Charley talks with Josh Reinstein of The Knesset Christian Allies Caucus and finds out what it takes to get people over to our side.Find out the inexplicable lurid escapades of a prominent Knesset member Charley uncovers while at the Crowne Plaza Hotel coffee shop. Well, maybe not.And more talk of the doings and non-doings of our government.Final song is from Ayfo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #92 Give Cease A ChanceOur weather guy Steven gives a great report; the rapist and the Keystone Kops; Ray Hanania of YNetNews.com is a South Sider; Olmert talks good; King Abdullah puts a limit on immigration; the kind-of-a cease fire; the well deserved general strike; and Sam gets a job. Oh yeah...and Charley has the best stand-up show of his career but we'll never know for sure.The final song is from  Ivri Lider called Yoter Tov Klume (Better Than Nothing). A little comment on the Cease ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #91 Happy ThanksgivingWell...at least for a while. Off to the States. The Weather Bard stays with us, though. And we have a guest commentator, Yaakov Lappin of YnetNews.comWe talk about our Defense Minister; Charley has an idea for some political action at the United Nations; Thanksgiving Turkey; and Thanksgiving debacle; Haredi Fashion Convention and ladies....please walk on the other side of the street.Everyone say good-bye to Samantha for a while. She's off to the States.Please check out Yne ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #90 WrestlemaniaOr maybe a little disagreement...about...stuff. The Weather Bard bids adieu (sniff, sniff). Our thanks to Steven Cohen for a job incredibly done.Comments on the comments, Israel's Post Office and indiscriminate charging, Arielle update, Sam's leaving on a jet plane.Paula Abdul comes out of the closet.Our thanks for the intro goes to The Ask Lyndon Podcast and Three Blind MiceAnd we finish things off with YO - YA! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #89 I Love A ParadeThe Gay Pride Parade turns into a Gay Pride Event. Violence works. Haredim rioting for no good reason. Israel government folds again. Olmert does nothing so he can keep his job. Lieberman in charge of dismantling settlements, and other absurd situations.The final song is by Eric Berman.Thanks to Craig Patchett for the intro and be sure to listen to What's On! Podcast Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #88 Turnin' Down The FlameAnd we're not talking about the weather. Although, we do talk about the weather. Israel weather, that is. Charley has a miserable time getting his car tested. The haredim (ultra-orthodox) are being ridiculous...again. The Israeli government is at a standstill, but Carol has a solution!Check out a couple podcasts:Southern Orange County Podcast100 Word Stories PodcastAnd our final song is by Beit Habubot Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #87 No More Jet LagAnd we're back to arguing. It feels good. There's a racist in the Knesset, but our elected officials don't care. Olmert doesn't care. Peretz doesn't care. Assassin's conjugal visit. Israel politics at its finest. Peres wants to be president, but you gotta promise. And Arielle survives a breakup.Final song is an oldie by Kaveret. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #86 We're BaaaaaackHome again! Good to be back. We talk about the trip back home to Israel. Getting back into the Israel political swing of things we talk about our disgraceful president (as opposed to the others some may have), possible political party mergers, gorgeous weather, and all kinds of stuff.Still very jet-lagged.Special thanks again to Richard Lewis for the intro.And we had a great time with Matt and Amy (Redboy Podcast) and Lisa and Joe (Cheap Date) at Navy Pier in Chicago!Final so ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #85 Special Guest!Our nephew Jake joins us! We talk about the lack of news from Israel, girlfriends, the Foley Scandal (because we heard it's required by law to talk about it on all media now), snow in Chicago, and we're wrapping things up here and GOIN' HOME!Thanks for hanging with us on our trip! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #84 Another From ChicagoCharley meets a star. This is uploaded once again from Starbucks. Hard to keep track of Israel from here, but the coffee is better. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #83 IN CHICAGOFirst of all, apologies for not getting this to you sooner. To say things have been crazy...well you can imagine. But this has remained a priority. We promise. We've been to California, and now we're in Chicago. We still have time to talk about Israel and a weird experience for Charley on Yom Kippur. Controversy follows Israelisms. I swear we don't ask for it!We're still going to try to shoot for a regular show on Friday. Excuse the production quality. It's unedited, uncompressed, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #82 HAPPY NEW YEAR!Shana Tova everyone! From Carol and Charley, we want to wish each and every one a very happy, healthy year (5767). We loved sharing this past year with you and hope you'll join us in the next.We talk about the criminals known as Charley and Carol. The terrorists talking at the United Nations. The Pope's troubles and the "disproportionate response". Arab MK's cutting of their noses. And our trip to the United States! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #81 And Some Stand-Up, TooCharley goes to the dogs...or vice-versa. The idiots at Amnesty Intl. The Palestinian two-step. Politicians in Israel should come clean. No matter who they are. Getting ready for the trip. Final song by Beit HaBubot. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #80 You're No Genius...Okay, so that was the wrong thing to say, but...We talk about ultra-orthodox weddings, Max Brenner Chocolate Bar, The Marker's most influential, presidential's troubles, Blair is coming and we want Gerry Adams to go home. A couple of trivia questions.Final song is from our listener, Jake from Michigan! called, "I Need You" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #79 The Monday Morning Quarterback ShowCommissions, inquiries, blame, responsibility, but is anyone doing anything? Hostage rally in Tel Aviv. Another trivia question. Israelisms EssentialsNo choices in Israeli government. School begins...and all sorts of other stuff.Check out BBQ Bob's show...I promise I will.And the Trypod Network welcomes The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd and Mostly News!The final song is a favorite from Chemi Rodner. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #78 RhetoricSamantha enters the fray. Amnesty Intl. is a joke. But Terj Larsen and Wikipedia are ridiculous as well. Whose head should roll and why? Carol has some nice stories. Is disengagement still relevant? The final song is from Jeremy Kaplan. One of the prettiest songs ever, "Kfar Achshav".  (Next to "Alison" by Elvis Costello, of course)  Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #77 Knee Deep In The Hoopla! The war is over? Depends on who you talk to. In Israel, there's always something going on. France backs out (there's a shocker). Dan Halutz gives stock tips. Another election around the corner? Arielle picks up katyushas, and Sam's friends are back. Don't forget to make us a favorite at Podcast PickleIMPORTANT!By the way....someone wants Israelisms taken out of Wikipedia. So PLEASE go to the Wikipedia Israelisms entry and help Israelisms stay in there. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #76 Still Going On...Check out Israelisms in Wikipedia!And Yahoo! Podcasts Staff PickArielle needs a care package in the army so we send it to her. Our adventure in Betar Illit. Carol and Charley go at it. Israel government's missteps, mistakes, and misguidance. And a very special ending to the show. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #75 And The Beat Goes On...Depeche Mode is stupid, but Mel Gibson gets the nod. Check your driver's license because Charley didn't check his. Israelisms The Musical? Arielle's Israel Army story. Carol does some blaming. Temporary neighbors across the street, and more! Final song is an oldie, but a special request from Carol. "Lu Yehi" sung by Gashash Chiver and Naomi Shemer. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #74 Hangin' In ThereCharley tells Israeli army stories from Arielle. Israel Little League in the European League Championship. Saeb Erekat...would you buy a car from this man? Oh yeah....and there's still a war going on. We tell about Israel refugees and the way we handle that situation. Kofi Annan makes another bone-headed accusation. Oh yeah.....and THANK YOU, FOX NEWS.Important website to visit: Crisis In IsraelIf you haven't already, listen to our visit with Bill Grady on You Are The Guest. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #73 The Armchair Quarterback ShowThe answer to the crisis and war in Israel is revealed. But why would you expect less? Where are those missiles kept, anyway? The idiots at the United Nations deserve mentioning. Arielle comes home for the weekend. Responses to oh so many comments, and invitations for more.Special thanks go to the maxi-talented Scott Fletcher for his contribution. If you need some Golden Vocals, visit Caraworks and listen to Podcheck Review Important: Go to Israel At Heart and c ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #72 And The Rocket's Red Glare....Really not too much to talk about today. Sorry. But I suppose we dug up a couple subjects. Just to keep things interesting, Samantha joins us in the studio. We talk about the World Cup and Anthony Parker leaving. Oh yeah, and I guess we might have mentioned the war that we're in, also. The idiots at the United Nations and the equally mentally challenged folks in the European Union get some time. And we would be remiss if we didn't at least throw a passing comme ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #71 Back In The StudioWe're back in the studio and it's just Carol and Charley. We had a couple birthday wishes for Arielle, and we're rooting for Italy in the World Cup. The Palestinians continue to attack us...and so does the United Nations. Idiotic rabbis and politicians are gay bashing, but they don't notice what's happening in Sderot or Ashkelon. Oh well. Just another week in Israel.Please nominate/vote for us at the PodCast Awards (button is over on the right hand column)....And PLEASE do ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Israelisms Podcast #70 Special On Location at Cafe AtaraWe're joined by very special guest, RABBI Doug Kohn. Rabbi Kohn was our rabbi when we lived in the States and it was great to get back together with him. Yes, MR. Katsav, it's RABBI Kohn. Needless to say, we talk about Katsav's ridiculousness, the WZO Conference, ARZA, Reform/Progressive Judaism in both the United States and Israel, and of course, the recent terrorist invasion.Plus we wrap up the debacle that was meant to be the live show.Please don't forget ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download |