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Episode #50 – Top 10 Animals Blobfish, Korean Penis Fish, Candiru, oh my!
Those mysterious Sector 512 guys are back are dredging up all of god’s best depravities for your listening pleasure. As anticipated, multiple lists are dedicated to the animals of the world with the biggest penises and it basically rolls down hill like a 12 inch log from there.
Don’t miss [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #49 – Top 10 Things to bring to the Zombie ApocalypseEventually it had to happen via a radioactive mishap, genetic mutation, terrorism or just shit luck, but zombies are now everywhere and you will thank zombie Jesus that you listened to this podcast and are now well prepared.
Join the hosts as they go through their picks of crucial items to have on hand to fend [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #48 – Top 10 Things to happen in 2000-2009It’s been a long decade of shit doing down, shit going up and awesome Sector 512 podcasts. The guys go through and pick their favorite things to happen in the past decade and go from sappy (my marriage? BLECH!!) to downright creepy (Somali Piracy) and Tom has a hard time remembering that 2010 is NOT [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #47 – Top 10 Things to bring on a time machinePlease god, bear with us on this one. We spent our collective creative load on the Top 10 Most Disgusting Foods podcast and are bunting for a pity hit on this one. Check out the Top 10 Things to bring on a time machine and surprising number of them have to do with not getting [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #46 – Top 10 Most Disgusting FoodsThe Sector 512 crew weighs in on the foods that turn their stomachs inside out and they range from the bizarre (placenta) to the rather pedestrian (jello?!!?). We also are able to dig up some nice photographic evidence of a few of the foods below for your visual (and regurgitory) enjoyment. Wild card is to [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #45 – Top 10 Things to shout over a grocery store intercomThe title pretty much says it all (if you haven’t seen the pattern yet, I am ashamed of you) and with listening you will have your fair share of bums, semen, and blue balls.
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The Minnesota Twins are getting a new stadium and it has been decided they need new uniforms. Come up with a new [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #44 – Top 10 Celebrity-themed CocktailsBe a bartender and come up with your top 10 cocktails endorsed by a celebrity. For example, the Ted Danson is a flavorful mixture of Sam Adams, Just For Men hair dye, and Whoopi Goldberg’s menstrual fluid. Served with a hot-dog straw.
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The Jonas Brothers have just renounced their whole religious “married to Jesus” thing, so [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #43 - Top 10 Ways to Propose MarriageWhat is grosser than your typical Sector 512 crew member? Them trying to propose marriage through some sort of elaborate stage-death and then pop out of the coffin saying “MARRY ME!”. That and the one with the bum kidnapping, that one was pretty cool too.
Wild card was pick the next cartoon of your childhood to [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #42 – Top 10 Baseball Players of All Time for Non-Athletic ReasonsUs Sector512′ians can’t keep away from baseball so we decide to hit the history and trivia books to come up with the top 10 Baseball Players of all time that are famous not for their athletic prowess, but usually deviant behavior or murder. One dude pitched a no-hitter high on acid and another tried to [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #41 – Top 10 Things Dream Jobs!The Sector 512 crew decides to “keep it real” and discuss some dream jobs. Unfortunately, the jobs we pick are likely illegal in more countries, morally reprehensible and basically sick. Wildcard this week simply rocks. Our task was to come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #40 – Top 10 Things to Replace Your Arms With!It doesn’t get much more “meta” than this and we get some oddities including a puppy-sucking and puppy-launching cannons and of course, dildos. Wildcard is create a brand new board game and the entire crew shines on this one, including a few offensive variants of “Life” and others that are even tougher to explain. Stay [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #39 - Top 10 Things to Buy for a $1 or Less!How we love the more esoteric topics and this is definitely one of them. We go from pedestrian of “three bananas” to the all encompassing “shit dollar” and a number of defunt and extinct beverages and snacks.
Wildcard is create a new Minnesota Twins baseball fan sign or message for the jumbotron and poor Denny Hecker [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #38 - Top 10 Comedy Movies!The crew is back and joined by the technological marvel of video telephony so we can see the hurt look on EC’s face from thousands of miles away. This week we have our Top 10 Comedy movies and the wild card of create a celebrity music album! We had to call “dominoe rally” a few [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #37 - Top 10 Minnesota Tourist Stops!Who knew there were so many “World’s Largest” thingies in Minnesota along with the sad reality that we are the birthplace of the Greyhound bus line? We learn a whole lot of stops you can’t miss when you come visit Minnesota for the first time and see our our recommendations for Top 10 Minnesota Tourist [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #37 - Top 10 Minnesota Tourist Stops!Who knew there were so many “World’s Largest” thingies in Minnesota along with the sad reality that we are the birthplace of the Greyhound bus line? We learn a whole lot of stops you can’t miss when you come visit Minnesota for the first time and see our our recommendations for Top 10 Minnesota Tourist [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #36 - Top 10 Super Powers!To keep things gross, we are talking about the top 10 super powers that we would like to have right now. These range from pedestrian ability to fly or the more restrictive “sub-par flight” where you can only fly 5 mph and 4 feet above the ground or the ability to vomit up your internal [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #36 - Top 10 Super Powers!To keep things gross, we are talking about the top 10 super powers that we would like to have right now. These range from pedestrian ability to fly or the more restrictive “sub-par flight” where you can only fly 5 mph and 4 feet above the ground or the ability to vomit up your internal [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #35 - Top 10 things for Obama to do as president!We promised we were back and we bring it to an all new low level.
Prepare to hear a schism between two of the hosts where one takes the pearly white “high road” and the other rips the man hole cover off like The Hulk and jumps right into the sewer. Ever wonder what happens if [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode #34 - Top 10 Breakfast Cereals!The Sector 512 crew is officially back and ready to bring you the most offensive commentary this side of FOX news every 2 weeks!
To bring things back, we are talking about our favorite breakfast cereals. Expect some routine choices, but what about remembering the sweet, sweet taste of Pac-man cereal?!?
Wild card is create the most [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 33 - Top 10 Bumper Stickers!Break out the “Dark” button and get ready to be offended, these new hot bumper stickers are not to ignored. Personal favorite was “I’m like the Hamburglar, but for kids”.
Wildcard is the return of the Celebrity Gang Bang. You’ve been warned.
Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 33 - Top 10 Bumper Stickers!Break out the “Dark” button and get ready to be offended, these new hot bumper stickers are not to ignored. Personal favorite was “I’m like the Hamburglar, but for kids”.
Wildcard is the return of the Celebrity Gang Bang. You’ve been warned.
Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 32 - Top 10 Game Shows!Turns out that the Sector 512 crew have pretty good taste in game shows. Some highlights are Supermarket Sweep, Let’s Bowl, Legend of the Hidden Temple and more!
Wildcard was to come up with a new game show and pick its host. Steve Martin steals the episode with his amazing new game show.
Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 32 - Top 10 Game Shows!Turns out that the Sector 512 crew have pretty good taste in game shows. Some highlights are Supermarket Sweep, Let’s Bowl, Legend of the Hidden Temple and more!
Wildcard was to come up with a new game show and pick its host. Steve Martin steals the episode with his amazing new game show.
Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 31 - Top 10 Things You Would Do For a Klondike Bar!Ew. That roughly summarizes most of the responses from our hosts about the vile (and mostly illegal) acts they would perpretrate in order to get a Klondike Bar. EC steals the show with his number one answer and still gives me shivers.
Wildcard was challenging: come up with a new ice-cream treat that disparages an entire [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 31 - Top 10 Things You Would Do For a Klondike Bar!Ew. That roughly summarizes most of the responses from our hosts about the vile (and mostly illegal) acts they would perpretrate in order to get a Klondike Bar. EC steals the show with his number one answer and still gives me shivers.
Wildcard was challenging: come up with a new ice-cream treat that disparages an entire [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 30 - Top 10 Wrestlers!Nothing screams (and kicks and bites and smashes others with chairs) like professional wrestling. From such highlights like Jake the Snake, The Iron Sheik, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, it’s tough not to entertain. But don’t worry, there are a few surprises in there for you to keep an ear out for and Kunkel may even [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 30 - Top 10 Wrestlers!Nothing screams (and kicks and bites and smashes others with chairs) like professional wrestling. From such highlights like Jake the Snake, The Iron Sheik, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, it’s tough not to entertain. But don’t worry, there are a few surprises in there for you to keep an ear out for and Kunkel may even [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 29 - Celebrity Baseball Team!Scott Davis absolutely steals this episode with his list and is pretty much the only reason to listen, lucky for you listeners that his is first. Don’t even think of hesitating, listen to it NOW!
Wildcard is included with the main topic and is to create a name, hometown and stadium for your new band of [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 29 - Celebrity Baseball Team!Scott Davis absolutely steals this episode with his list and is pretty much the only reason to listen, lucky for you listeners that his is first. Don’t even think of hesitating, listen to it NOW!
Wildcard is included with the main topic and is to create a name, hometown and stadium for your new band of [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 28 - Top 10 Things You Would do as a Cop!We may have a new level of depravity with this topic as we explore all those little things we have been wanting to pull once we got ourselves a badge. I won’t spoil any since it would likely get me arrested in every state, except Mississippi.
Wildcard of the week is to come up with the [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 28 - Top 10 Things You Would do as a Cop!We may have a new level of depravity with this topic as we explore all those little things we have been wanting to pull once we got ourselves a badge. I won’t spoil any since it would likely get me arrested in every state, except Mississippi.
Wildcard of the week is to come up with the [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 27 - Top 10 1990’s Movies!What initially seemed a simple task turned into an painful look back into the offal that was released in the cinema during the 1990’s. There are a number of repeats and a few suprises, and I all I can say for a hint this week is “ROWSDOWER!!!!”. That and shame on you, Tom Hanks.
Wildcard of [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 27 - Top 10 1990’s Movies!What initially seemed a simple task turned into an painful look back into the offal that was released in the cinema during the 1990’s. There are a number of repeats and a few suprises, and I all I can say for a hint this week is “ROWSDOWER!!!!”. That and shame on you, Tom Hanks.
Wildcard of [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 26 - Top 10 Wii Games that should be made!After discovering the sweet, smooth taste that is the Nintendo Wii and the equally cool Wiimote, the crew puts their heads together to come with those hit games that Nintendo has not thought of yet. Some must-be-hits like Wiinial Tasks and Wii Barber are sure to turn some heads!
Wildcard of the day is what celebrity [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 26 - Top 10 Wii Games that should be made!After discovering the sweet, smooth taste that is the Nintendo Wii and the equally cool Wiimote, the crew puts their heads together to come with those hit games that Nintendo has not thought of yet. Some must-be-hits like Wiinial Tasks and Wii Barber are sure to turn some heads!
Wildcard of the day is what celebrity [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 25 - Top 10 Candies!After lamenting just how good those Pixie Sticks were back in the day when we used to snort them in the elementary cafeteria, we thought we better whip up the top 10 candies of our short lives. A couple of key hits were Big League Chew and Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Wildcard was in honor of Saddam Hussein’s [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 25 - Top 10 Candies!After lamenting just how good those Pixie Sticks were back in the day when we used to snort them in the elementary cafeteria, we thought we better whip up the top 10 candies of our short lives. A couple of key hits were Big League Chew and Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Wildcard was in honor of Saddam Hussein’s [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 24 - Top 10 Worst Jobs!Inspired by our near complete apathy towards actually earning a living, we thought we would explore what could possibly be worse. A few gems like “Silverfish Wrangler” and Sam Kinnison’s mic-level checker were seen on lists.
Wild card of the day was to write the script of the dialogue that took place between Mr. Bryan Hathaway [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 24 - Top 10 Worst Jobs!Inspired by our near complete apathy towards actually earning a living, we thought we would explore what could possibly be worse. A few gems like “Silverfish Wrangler” and Sam Kinnison’s mic-level checker were seen on lists.
Wild card of the day was to write the script of the dialogue that took place between Mr. Bryan Hathaway [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 23 - Top 10 1980’s Movies!This is a topic that is long, long overdue and was a difficult choices were made by all of the ‘casters. Some key movies are Ghostbusters, This is Spinal Tap, and many other treasures. Strangely enough, 1985 was one heck of a year for movies. Wild card was to come up with a new Winter [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 23 - Top 10 1980’s Movies!This is a topic that is long, long overdue and was a difficult choices were made by all of the ‘casters. Some key movies are Ghostbusters, This is Spinal Tap, and many other treasures. Strangely enough, 1985 was one heck of a year for movies. Wild card was to come up with a new Winter [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 22 - Top 10 Worst TV Sitcoms!Inspired by the top 10 TV sitcom picks from a few episodes, we felt the really, really terrible ones deserved their time in the lime light. Some key shows are Major Dad, Martin (*sniff*), Designing Women and so many more. Wild card of the day is to come up with your own TV Station name [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 22 - Top 10 Worst TV Sitcoms!Inspired by the top 10 TV sitcom picks from a few episodes, we felt the really, really terrible ones deserved their time in the lime light. Some key shows are Major Dad, Martin (*sniff*), Designing Women and so many more. Wild card of the day is to come up with your own TV Station name [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 21 - Top 10 Celebrity Autobiographies!Where to start on this one? We get down, dirty, mean and use the “Dark” button on numerous celebrities in this episode. No celebrity was safe, especially such “stars” as Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Jackson.
We depart from the usual wild card this week to feature a more host-interactive exercise. The exercise? Draw a cat [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 21 - Top 10 Celebrity Autobiographies!Where to start on this one? We get down, dirty, mean and use the “Dark” button on numerous celebrities in this episode. No celebrity was safe, especially such “stars” as Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Jackson.
We depart from the usual wild card this week to feature a more host-interactive exercise. The exercise? Draw a cat [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 20 - Top 10 TV Sitcoms!20th episode, w00t! To celebrate, we decide to trip back to our roots of verbally assaulting each other over very personal choices regarding favorite TV sitcoms. Also, we are featuring a number of listener-submitted lists for your enjoyment. Shows range for the early 60’s to the most cutting of edge TV comedy of today.
Wildcard topic [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 20 - Top 10 TV Sitcoms!20th episode, w00t! To celebrate, we decide to trip back to our roots of verbally assaulting each other over very personal choices regarding favorite TV sitcoms. Also, we are featuring a number of listener-submitted lists for your enjoyment. Shows range for the early 60’s to the most cutting of edge TV comedy of today.
Wildcard topic [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 19 - Top 10 Fortune Cookie Fortunes!The cat is out of the bag on the seedy underbelly of the innards of fortunes cookies. Fortunes. EC busts a couple of gems and everyone reaches for the “Dark!” button atleast once.
The wild card topic is to pick the name and sponsor of the new Minnesota Twins baseball stadium.
Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 19 - Top 10 Fortune Cookie Fortunes!The cat is out of the bag on the seedy underbelly of the innards of fortunes cookies. Fortunes. EC busts a couple of gems and everyone reaches for the “Dark!” button atleast once.
The wild card topic is to pick the name and sponsor of the new Minnesota Twins baseball stadium.
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