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Weeky Challenge #116 - Popular Mechanics
The 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic and then you write and record a story based on that topic.
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week reveals the triumphant Tom from The Podcast That Was Once Footnote...
How about.... Popular Mechanics?
You have until midnight on Friday July 4th to get the following in my hot little hands:
The text of your story so I can post it on the site. Just post the text ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #115 - ExamWelcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Fifteen, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Steven the Nuclear Man, and we went with Exam.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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Which were the best stories in Weekly Challenge #115?Tom from FootnoteJohn B.Jeffrey from Great HitesElly from EllybeanThomasGuy David at Guy David dot comSteven the Nuclear Man from IdeatrashEva ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Marble RainYou can hear them clacking against the street, shattering windshields on parked cars.
It's raining marbles. Glass beads falling from the sky, the distant sound of thunder and the flash of lightning.
Yesterday, it was raining bologna.
The cheap stuff, too. Not even store-brand. That institutional crap they sell to schools and prisons.
It's rained pretty much everything this past year. Cats and dogs ain't the least of it.
You name it, it's fallen from the sky.
Popcorn wasn't bad.
Razor ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Financial AdvisorI got a financial advisor.
He tells me to buy, so I buy.
He tells me to sell, so I sell.
Works out pretty nice.
Then, he tells me to meet him at the diner at midnight.
So, I meet him.
He slides a gun across the table.
He tells me to kill the priest who molested him as a child.
I say no.
He slides a stack of bills across the table.
“I'm here to make you money,” he says. “Go on. Take it.”
I slide it back.
“Invest it for me,” I say, and I take the gun.
Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cake BakingMom was busy in the kitchen. Little Susie asked why.
"It's Baking A Cake Day," said Mom. "That's why I am baking a cake."
"Why is there a Baking A Cake Day, Mommy?" asked Little Susie.
"To celebrate Cake-Baking!"
"Why celebrate cakes? Why not pies?"
"You're not an unpatriotic pie-lover are you?"
Little Susie asked why pie was bad, but her mother shoved her out the door.
"Go play outside!" she shouted.
Susie walked through the trees to the neighborhood creek and made mud pies with ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website ChorusEver hear of the Falling Chorus of Ghastly Cliffs?
No? It's a fascinating story.
Imagine a gigantic gleaning amphitheater set on the edge of a cliff.
As the city residents become old and weak, they join the line down Main Street to the chorus at the cliff.
When they reach the amphitheater, they sing for all they're worth.
Some go for a few seconds. Others, for hours.
When they're exhausted, helpers pick them off the ground and toss them over the edge.
Another takes their place. The c ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Strewn at his feetIt is a rule of the of the palace that everywhere our liege walks, rose petals must be strewn at his feet.
Sadly, the roses were killed by unexpected frost, and it will be months before new blooms can grow.
Our master lays in bed, tied up and angry.
“All I want to do is walk to the bathroom,” he growls.
“No,,” I say. “We have no roses to strew at your feet. We must carry you.”
He sighs. He knows that he is no more important than the office, and with the office comes rules.
... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Twilight YearsI'm not old, they tell me.
I'm in my Twilight Years.
They're not lying, I tell them. They're just full of shit.
I look like I'm in my eighties, but I'm really in my eight hundreds.
Been that way since I was... well, eighty.
I don't know how and I don't know why. I just know that I haven't died yet and I don't appear to be in any rush to.
Know that song Forever Young? Well, I'm Forever Old.
I get sick a lot. I feel tired, weak.
But it beats the hell out of the alternative, I guess.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #115 - ExamThe 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic and then you write and record a story based on that topic.
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week reveals the triumphant Stephen the Nuclear Man...
How about.... Exam?
You have until midnight on Friday June 27th to get the following in my hot little hands:
The text of your story so I can post it on the site. Just post the text of the story in the body of your ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #114 - What would you do if you found yourself face to face with a dragon and all you had was a boyscout handbook and a pinata costume?Welcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Fourteen, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Justin, and we went with What would you do if you found yourself face to face with a dragon and all you had was a boyscout handbook and a pinata costume?.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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What were the best stories of Weekly Challenge #114?Steven the Nuclear Man!Tom from Foo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website JellyfishJefferson Jellyfish Jones couldn't count to 88, but he used every one of those 88 keys on that piano like a surgeon uses every knife on his tray.
He sliced and snipped at the music, tucking and nipping until what was once a bloody mess was a shining example the finest beauty.
Your ears and soul, lifted higher than they'd ever been lifted before, sonny.
At the rip old age of 88, at the Bad Times Bar, Jellyfish hit those keys one last time, face down.
Even in his dying moment, no sweeter ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website One BillionEver seen a billion dollars up close? Run your hands over it, or your eyes. Slowly.
Even when it's in hundreds, it fills a room.
You can make a room out of it. Stack it up, make walls, a roof.
Maybe even live in it. But it would make more sense to buy a place with it big enough for what's left over and you to fit comfortably.
It doesn't take much. You'd barely miss that little bit at all.
And it wouldn't miss you. A billion dollars doesn't care.
It just sits there. In a room. Doing ab ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website WeathermanWe're a small town, barely a thousand people.
Everybody knows everybody else, or at least knows about them.
George is the town's weatherman. Had a job at a big television station before he got sick of city life and retired here.
Well, maybe not retired. More like cracked up after blowing a bunch of forecasts, getting fired... drinking a lot.
Whatever. He's a lousy weatherman, but the best we got.
When the tornado siren went off, he just laughed.
“No tornados today,” he said.
Tho ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Sloppy FredSure, you think you know all about the Sloppy Joe, but I knew Joe, and he wasn't sloppy.
No, the real problem was the waiter Fred.
We called him Sloppy Fred.
Joe would make beef sandwiches and smack the bell. Fred grabbed the platter, and all hell would break loose.
Sauce this way. Sandwiches that way.
Sure enough, by the time he got to the table, he'd gotten them all messy.
Fred tried to blame Joe, the chef.
But he didn't count on these things being a hit.
Joe killed Fred. Covered ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website PetSo, you want to pet the kittycat?
I can't blame you for wanting to.
Follow the rules:
The kittycat decides who may pet the kittycat.
The kittycat decides when you must pet the kittycat.
Not may. Must.
The kittycat will decide where on the kittycat you may pet and where you must.
The kittycat is not obligated to tell you where.
And the kittycat can decide to change its mind about anything it has decided.
Sure you still want to pet the kittycat?
Fine.
But don't bitch when your othe ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The KidderMy dad, the kidder.
Every time the old man tried to tell me his favorite joke, something interrupted him.
Usually, it was the phone. Or a knock on the door.
The last time I talked to him, I asked him again.
He stared out the window, just smiling. "I'll be with your mother soon," he said. "Anything you want me to tell her?"
He was calm, relaxed. Maybe a little tired from the pills.
This morning, he was gone.
I opened the envelope and read the note.
"I forgot the punchline," it said. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #114 - What would you do if you found yourself face to face with a dragon and all you had was a boyscout handbook and a pinata costume?The 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic and then you write and record a story based on that topic.
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week reveals the triumphant Justin...
How about.... What would you do if you found yourself face to face with a dragon and all you had was a boyscout handbook and a pinata costume??
You have until midnight on Friday June 20th to get the following in my hot little hands ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #113 - PurityWelcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Thirteen, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by ArminasX, and we went with Purity.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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Which stories were the best from Weekly Challenge #113?Justin the Space TurtleGuy David from SixteenthMikeSteven the Nuclear Man from Idea TrashTom from FootnoteSister Mary EdithThomas MerkelSougent from SL ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The ChartMy doctor put down the chart and did a little happy dance.
"Does this mean I'm cured?" I ask.
"No," says the doctor. "You're not in fact, it's terminal."
"I'm going to die?"
"Yes, but not soon. In fact, it will be a long, painful, agonizing death."
"Then what's the dance for?"
"Nobody's seen what you've got before."
"Why is that good?"
"I'll get it named after me," he said. "I'll be famous."
He asked a nurse for a bottle of champagne. "Drink up, it can't hurt. At least, I don't thi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Businessman SpecialsThey call early afternoon baseball games “Businessman Specials.”
You might ask... why?
After playing a full game the night before, the teams aren't going to be at their best. So, the players take the day off and the front office suits up.
Ever seen a marketing and branding specialist try to charge a bunt from third?
Almost as ugly as one trying to justify seven-dollar beers while watching a sub-500 cellar-dwelling bum squad.
Or your 100 million dollar cleanup man picking up a broom ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The PlayEvery Thursday, the neighborhood kids gather up at the local church and put on a puppet show for the town.
This week was different.
You see, someone burned down the shed the kids used to store their arts and crafts.
Years and years of handcrafted puppets, up in smoke.
So, the children used cheese. They put hunks of cheddar, gouda, and havarti on sticks and a bedsheet curtain rose to thunderous applause.
Hamlet had never been so... delicious.
When the curtain fell for the last time, we ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Billy the KidFeelin' lucky tonight?
William Bonney over in Accounting was a renegade CPA who settled down and went corporate.
But during Audit Season, the Call of the West got in his blood, and he became Billy the Billing Kid.
Forms? Ledgers? Books?
He's put them all away and reach for his sixguns.
He'd shoot down lawyers and tax agents and all sorts of credit service representatives.
Accounts Payable and Accounts Receivable became Accounts Dead when he faced off with them on Main Street at High N ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Bunny MafiaYou want to know? Well, I'm dead either way, I might as well talk.
You want to hear about The Bunny Mafia?
I'll tell you about it.
Yeah, I ran with the rabbits. Cooked books for the Five Hutches, trafficked in hookers.
You know. Because they screw like rabbits.
No drugs. Only carrots, lettuce, cabbage – they like vegetables. The fresher, the better.
Then, one day, a package arrives. It's a bloody foot on a chain, wrapped in newspaper.
“Little Bunny Fufu sleeps with the Easter Egg ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Rainbow EyesEvery time Jesse blinks, her eyes change color.
From blue to brown to green to yellow to red...
“Is it some kind of newfangled contact lenses?” I ask.
She laughs. “I was hang gliding and flew through a rainbow,” she said. “Apparently, there's some kind of magic in rainbows that does this.”
You're supposed to wear goggles, but Jesse's broke and fell off, leaving her eyes unprotected.
“What about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?” I asked.
“I wish,” she said ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #113 - PurityThe 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic and then you write and record a story based on that topic.
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week reveals the triumphant ArminasX...
How about.... Purity?
You have until midnight on Friday June 13th to get the following in my hot little hands:
The text of your story so I can post it on the site. Just post the text of the story in the body of your email messag ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #112 - WhiskeyWelcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Twelve, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Elisson, and we went with Whiskey.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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Which stories were the best from Weekly Challenge #112?ArminasX of Second EffectsSparrow of AllatwitterMichelle of MichellePond NitelyAGuy David at Guy David dot comElisson from blog d'ElissonTom from Footnote ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BulletproofSomeone who's ready to buy something right then and there has The Look.
The salesman saw it on the customers he'd just finished demonstrating a high-end laptop to.
“So, any questions?” he asked, snapping the laptop shut.
“How rugged is it?” asked a banker.
The salesman swept the laptop off of the table and it hit the floor.
He picked it up and turned it on.
No damage.
“It's practically bulletproof,” he said.
A shot rang out, and a bullet dented the case, but the laptop s ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KuzoMost sushi chefs won't go near a mermaid, but Kuzo will slice up any sea creature if the price is right.
He retired rich after the Loch Ness Monster went missing, but Kuzo and basketball have a love/hate relationship. Especially when Vegas was involved.
Leviathan, Sea Hag – you name it, he's carved it up for Japanese businessmen and celebrities to turn a quick buck.
Remember Charlie The Tuna? His schtick was that he wasn't good enough for Starkist, so they wouldn't take him?
When was ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Fistfucking The PlatypusI've read every overpriced advice book there is at the bookstore.
Who Moved My Cheese? and Throwing The Elephant didn't help with my miserable job, meaningless life, and spiritual bankruptcy. I just got shit on more.
So, I decided to write my own overpriced advice book: Fistfucking The Platypus.
I put tons of bad advice between the covers, added crappy drawings that a third grader with two broken hands could doodle up, and then put a twenty-dollar price tag on the hardback.
Despite my n ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The BardWe locked up the bard for his own safety.
If the king heard these nonsense rhymes, he'd certainly cut off his head.
I mean, here's an example of his madness:
When an elephant coughs and sneezes.
It bends and falls to all four kneeses.
It wipes its trunk on what it pleases.
Then coughs things up in wheezes.
Bugs and germs upon the breezes.
Covered with disgusting fleases.
It's how they spread such bad diseases.
Until the cough and sneezes eases.
The king is fond of his elephant herd, and ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BoatsmanThroughout the ages, the boatsman kept his fare the same: one soul, one coin.
It didn't matter what kind of coin it was or how valuable it had been in the land of the living.
He liked to collect coins.
On the weekends, he showed off his vast coin collection to his friends.
The job called for a stoic, professional demeanor, so when he was given a coin he didn't already have, he'd fight hard to keep his composure.
Nobody wants their trip across the River Styx to be performed by a giddy s ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SupersizeEver try to Supersize a Happy Meal?
I've tried it all around the world. Every single store they have on the face of the earth. I've been to every stinking one of them.
And they just won't do it.
It doesn't matter what language they speak there or what currency they take. They just won't do it.
It's impossible, they say.
Nothing is impossible, I reply.
They said that I couldn't go around the world, asking for a Supersized Happy Meal, but I have.
I hear three new stores open every day. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #112 - WhiskeyThe 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic and then you write and record a story based on that topic.
Sounds simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week reveals the triumphant Elisson...
How about.... Whiskey?
You have until midnight on Friday June 6th to get the following in my hot little hands:
The text of your story so I can post it on the site. Just post the text of the story in the body of your email message ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #111 - OneWelcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Eleven, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by me, and I went with One.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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Which stories were the best from Weekly Challenge #111?Elisson of blog d'ElissonArnimasX of Second EffectsSteven the Nuclear ManGuy David from Guy David dot comHotspur of Hibernia on the SkidsFemme BleuMikeEva Moon from ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mister HunktasticA smile. A perfect smile.
A patent pending smile, it's so perfect.
Coming down the street.
Traffic stops. Everyone swoons.
It's him.
Mister Hunktastic.
The one and only.
But man enough to be two... three... four...
Five? No, that's silly.
Maybe four and a half.
Mister Hunktastic.
All man all the time.
Even asleep. The standard is set for hunkiness.
Hunkitude? Hunkery?
He's gonna franchise himself. Make millions.
Coming down your street.
Traffic stops. Everybody swoons.
Mist ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website EggheadPerhaps you've noticed my massive egg-shaped head?
Frightening, isn't it?
But why? Why is my head so disturbing to others?
It's not hurting anyone.
I don't have horns or antlers to gore my enemies with.
And if I rub it on you, the condition is truly non-contagious.
I just have a big egg-shaped head.
Oh, it's my gigantic brain that concerns you.
Well, does it help if I say that I just think of happy duckies and bunnies and puppies?
No?
I guess I'll have to blow up your brain with m ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Calling MyselfI know it sounds weird, but I put myself on speed dial.
That way, when I don't know what to do, I can call myself.
Sometimes, I'm the one calling myself. And other times, my phone rings and it's me.
Usually, it's nothing important, like directions somewhere.
But the other day, I swear, I heard crying in the background.
“I can't find the chainsaw,” said my voice over the phone.
“It's in the shed,” I said. “What do I need it for?”
“Thank you,” I said, and I hung up.
I ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Haircut TimeI'm overdue for a haircut.
I've got every barber in town calling my cell phone.
They're bidding on the job.
Some of them are trying to sweeten the deal with things like limo rides, hookers, and a free shave.
This one stylist keeps sending me flowers. Huge flower arrangements.
In fact, when I open the door, the whole front hallway is just flowers.
How he got in here to fill the place with flowers, I'm not so sure.
Kinda scares me.
Maybe I'll just donate it to those cancer folks.
Or ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Belt LoopWhen I'm having a bad day, I'll take off my belt and reverse it through the loops.
Instead of feeding it around to the right, I'll feed it to the left.
Does it change anything?
No. But it gives me a moment to breathe and think.
Now, if someone gets me so riled up that I take my belt off a second time, I take it off and beat them with it.
When I'm done, I thread it back the right way.
Get up. Go to the bathroom and clean yourself up.
And don't piss me off a third time.
Friday is th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The BoatHe puts her in the ground, as he promised, and plants a tree on the spot.
Year later, he takes a branch and whittles a small boat from it.
Places a candle in the center.
Go to the water, light the candle, and let it flow downstream.
Every night, you can see dozens of candles floating by.
At sunset, it's so beautiful. And yet, every light is someone lost.
And someone who has lost.
When it is my time, promise me.
Plant the tree.
Carve a boat.
Light a candle in the center.
And remem ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #111: OneThe 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic and then you write and record a story based on that topic.
Sounds, simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week reveals the triumphant Stainless Steel Matrushkya... not sending a story in?
I guess I'll need to put in a topic then. How about.... One?
You have until midnight on Friday May 30th to get the following in my hot little hands:
The text of your story so I can post ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #110 - JobsWelcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Ten, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Steven the Nuclear Man, who is going for broke with Jobs.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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Which stories were the best from Weekly Challenge #110?Cybster DJ from Cybster DJTom from Footnote PodcastSteven the Nuclear ManGuy David from Guy David dot comJustin from DrabblecastElisso ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Book Of RogerLadies and gentlemen, please turn your hymnals to Roger Chapter 5 Verse 3.
What? You nay heard about Roger?
Well, I photocopied it up and stuck it in your books, so shut yer traps and read along or yer all going to Hell!
“Two monkeys were fucking on a unicycle the other day, arguing over an ice cream cone.”
What are ye daft? Why are you lot looking at me like that?
Got a problem with the Gospels or something?
This is The Book of Roger. And Roger didn't mince words like all the oth ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SpidersSometimes, grocery shopping with Zelda the Enchantress can be scary.
“What kind of peanut butter would you like?” she asks.
Here's where it gets confusing.
I like creamy peanut butter.
But I also like crunchy.
Creamy! Crunchy! I can't decide!
“Spiders!” I shout.
“Spiders?” she asks. “Spider peanut butter?”
“I dunno!” I say. “I panicked.”
She shrugs. “Spider peanut butter,” she says. “And what kind of jelly? Spider jelly?”
“No,” I say. “Um... f ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BottleWanna hear something spooky?
I have an oversized novelty Coke bottle in my den. It's been there for years, up on the shelf, gathering dust.
Last year, when I picked it up to dust it, it rattled.
There were a bunch of pennies in the bottle.
The thing is, it's still had the bottlecap on it.
Sealed tight.
When I got it, it didn't have any pennies in it.
Okay, last week, I dusted it again, and I swear, it had more pennies in there.
How are the pennies getting in there?
Who's putting th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website War of the GodsCorn Goddess and the Sky God make war by the ocean.
Wind blows over crops, the people suffer and starve.
Thunder God makes rain, lightning.
Our homes burn.
Coyote the Trickster gives us salt painted like seed.
Fields are ruined, Earth Goddess boils with rage.
We survivors surround the chief.
“Why do we worship these assholes?” asks Runs With Wolves.
The Chief slaps away a bottlefly, courtesy of Insect God.
“Dunno,” says the Chief, handing out brochures. “Let’s pick new ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BreathingMy bathrobe looks like it's breathing.
Maybe it's a trick of the light.
I woke up in the middle of the night, put on my bathrobe, puttered around a bit, pet the cat, and drank some milk.
Might as well go the the bathroom while I'm up, right?
I put my robe on the floor, take a seat, and after a few minutes, I'm looking at the robe... and... it's breathing.
It even sounds like it's breathing.
Or maybe I'm hearing myself breathe. It's late, and the mind plays tricks on itself.
Maybe it' ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SunsetIt's been a long day.
I've got my beer and my hat, sitting out in the back yard, listening to a whole lot of nothing, and waiting for the sun to set.
Waiting. And waiting.
Lemme check my watch,
It's way past time for sunset.
And my beer is empty.
Time's passed.
If the sun's gonna take its time setting, well, I'm gonna enjoy it.
But just to check, I put my empty at the end of my lawn chair's shadow.
If it hasn't moved by the time I finish my other beer, well, I'll call...
Who do I ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Weekly Challenge #110 - JobsThe 100 word stories weekly challenge is where I post a topic and then you write and record a story based on that topic.
Sounds, simple, doesn't it?
Topics are selected by the winner of the previous weekly challenge. This week reveals the triumphant Steven bringing the topic of.... Jobs?
You have until midnight on Friday May 23th to get the following in my hot little hands:
The text of your story so I can post it on the site. Just post the text of the story in the body of your email mes ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | |