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Timely Beaver Music News #001 We're back! Bringing you a tasty mix of CD reviews including the Black Keys, Moe and the Raconteurs. Pepper in upcoming concerts like Buckethead, NoFX, Warped Tour, Supersuckers with Reverend Horton Heat, the Queers, and Mates of State to taste. Top it all off with a new music video by Neutron Dawn. Now that's a spicey meatball. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Timely Beaver Reunion We are ringing in the New Year with a beaver reunion!!! We have music videos, movie reviews, cd reviews and a special surfing report. Sit back, crack a cold one, and enjoy the show! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Flight Plan Music by: THE KINDRED; SWINGIN UTTERS; GOOD RIDDANCE. Traveling long distances in a single bound, we have special guests in studio visiting from California, China, and Seattle. After flying in the Northwest always eat at McMenamins. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver Lost: One Willy the Timely Beaver Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website One Minute Wonders Music by: NO USE FOR A NAME; GOOD RIDDANCE; NOFX; LAGWAGON; SUM 41; OPERATION IVY; SWINGIN' UTTERS; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. One Minute Wonders on this 2nd Anniversary Grande Finale Spectacular. We take a look back at the mystical origins of the Timely Beaver. Then look forward to our independent musical aspirations and concerts we want to see this summer. Plus, forthcoming CD's everyone should grab if they have the cash. "Give me a beer because that's a wrap!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Flashback 1990's Music by: JAWBREAKER; STRUNG OUT; SCREW 32; BETTY'S LOVE CHILD. Reporting from Amadan's CD release party for their new album 'Pacifica'. We review the new album along with new music from Mates of State and Bright Eyes. Plus, the premier of Dave's custom bass, concert picks, and a CD giveaway. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Yummy, Yummy, Punk Rock Girls!!! Music by: GO BETTY GO; THE DISTILLERS; SODA; THE MUFFS. Yummy, yummy, punk rock girls!!!! Watch out guys! Take a seat a prepare for tales from drunk Dan's birthday at Mcmenamins. Special prize inside: this months contest winner and sick shows. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Irish Drinkin Songs Music by: DROPKICK MURPHYS; AMADAN; THE REAL MCKENZIES; THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Bring those bag pipes and whistles for this St Pattys Day party. We have with us our good buddy Dave. Who brings us tales of lore from Italy, along with a signed gift for all beaver believers. Support your local musicians and see some kick ass spring concerts. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Love Songs for the Retarded Music by: THE QUEERS; MR. T EXPERIENCE; SCREECHING WEASEL; VENDETTA RED. Sweet Mona Lisa's Valentine! This month we travel to Europe in search of beer, awesome food, and a shit-ton of art. Dave is traveling to Italy and looking for your Italian tips. While Mike just returned from Amsterdam and Paris. PS -I love the Dutch! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Snow Day When bored, play in snow! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Countdown Music by: ANTI-FLAG; CIGAR; NADA SURF. Did you get tube socks too? We converse on the holidays, presents, and James Browns legacy. So check out our concert recommendations then grab your axe and rock! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Happy New Year Jam Happy New Year!!! Get your punk on with a Timely Beaver Classic Jam. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A Punk Christmas Music by: THE VANDALS; AMERICAN HEARTBREAK; THE RAMONES; ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES. Oi to the world. Every boy and every girl, check out DragonForce on the ballot for best metal band 2006. Plus, Mike gets a new drum set and we discuss our road trip to Las Vegas. It's a Punk Christmas after all. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Oregon Punk Band Demos Music by: BLACKOUT RADIO; STANDARD ISSUE; PELLET GUN; 2 BUCKS SHORT. On tap, we bring you demo from Oregon punk bands. A recap from our recent San Francisco adventure and running drunk through a corn maize. Try our secret guitar tap method or Boss Tone Radio will super-size your wicked guitar skills. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Halloween Music by: MISFITS; THE GHASTLY ONES; AFI. Stand back and make room for the five strings of fury, as Dave prepares for his custom bass. Plus, Mike reports from the Dropkick Murphy's concert. Beer and fists in the air! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website TImely Beaver TV Willy the Beaver is back. Cozy up to these long tails of pop rock adultery, taxi cab confessions, and fuzzy wet cocktails. Na, nah, nah... na, naaaahhhh. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Breakin Down the Doors Music by: THE LIVING END; EVE 6; THE DIVORCE. Rub the titties. These Labor Day stories are off the wall. Groove on the Ry Kihn Band. Now with a splash of music news. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Preparations Begin A glimpse at what's coming. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website That Oregon Natural Stuff Recap of the holiday and the amazing World Cup action. Go Italy! I mean, Brazil! Then hop a wave on over to Hawaii Surf Session Report. Muisc by: Bad Religion; NoFX; Bright Eyes. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Show Killer In studio we have Annette, adding her wisdom about weddings mishaps with doggy doo, surfing, and must see summer concerts. Muisc by: Blackout Radio; Letter's Burning; Neutron Dawn. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website May Day Video Let the Reggae music flow through the hills. A short video from the May Day Celebrations in Scio, Oregon. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Margarita Adventures Margaritas in hand and well saturated with alcohol, we are ready to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Along with sexy stories from the road. Muisc by: Brain Failure; The Kindred; Rancid. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Harpon A Whale Come all e fuzzy beavers and harpon this whale. Lets tag this bitch and send her back out to sea. Earbuds in and rock out to the second McKenzie cock hangin out. Muisc by: The Faint; The Real McKenzie's; Criteria. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Fridged Outer Nebula Flying solo here in Space Command from the Fridged Outer Nebula. It's snowing in the living room, boxes everywhere, so let's rock out. Music by: Cagey House; Dave and Ted; Sputnik Monroe; The Real McKenzie's Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Internet Latency Jam Something jamming to ring in February Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Super Bowl Sunday It's Super Bowl Sunday but I'm listening in on puppy bowl and supermodel superbowl. It shouldn't be this warm in February. To Italy! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website New Year Jams Merry New Year and Goodbye to 2005. Listen to some shit that has happened and some good jams. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Holliday Video This Ain't Hallmark. Sorry ahead of time to be so yuppy and not say Happy Holidays. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Good Times Video - The Finale Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Good Times music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. The Finale! Time for a trip down the Memory Lane with the whole Timely Beaver crew. From the first show to the last, all will be covered inside. The strip clubs, the gambling, all the filth a human could possibly need. Plus, we will throw in all six Willy the Timely Beaver sketches. Mike and Ted's phone messages along with reasons to croon protest songs. It's almost like the Real World but a whole lot less real. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Klondike 4 Tonight music by: DYLAN IN THE MOVIES. Watch this kick-ass Carlton Draught Beer Ad. Have you seen the recent StrongBad Emails or even just the pure lunacy from Homestar Runner. A brief glimpse at the 50th episode of the Beaver and look into Dave's site. Plus, a book on tattoos and piercing's. And I pray Pit Stain Jim is impotent. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Big Cash Giveaway music by: NoFX. Dave promises to take me flying next month. Plus, in Anne Bancroft we trust and pay homage. Also, the Alphabet Band Name Game for the bored and a touching message from the blue of a state prisoner. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Tom Turkey music by: THE BRIGHT SIDE. Give Dave and Chris a round of applause for having survived camping. We, the Shag Beav, are now offically for hire. Rent us both for special combo pricing. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Tip Your Tail, Give'm Bail music by: THE MUFFS. Surf report is in and Dave is out catching glances at women in bikini's. A big welcome to Vicki the Volumptous Robot. We can't forget a few inspiring words from the Presidents weeklyradioaddress.com. Finally, Mike will discuss some of his "missed connections." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Four Year Bear music by: 10 SHOT. Dave got rained out. Game off. The Terminator does Meth. God bless Colorado for legalizing possession of sweet-sweet Mary-Jane and Peter Parkers. I heard you exhale! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bring the Squeegee Over Here music by: DESCENDENTS. Monopoly related violence, pornographic pegiunes, and the best goodies from your fav movie collection. Plus, that's right, the Weekly Marina Report. So sit back and pound this lager. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Call Me. Ding, Ding,, music by: THE DAMNIT JIMS. Ding, ding, and her ass was fucking money. Open a window because I shut the door and Meg is going off the wall. Gez, my ass has an itch that needs to be soothed. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Local Beaver Represenatives music by: AMERICAN HEARTBREAK. The Representatives review Treehouse of Horror XVI. Also the singing talents of Reese Sweanyo the love spaniard, and a video for the bored. Why do I even bother with these entries? It's not like you really read it. Right. Dam right! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Halloween Rehash music by: SCREECHING WEASEL. Today children we discuss sexcasts and we dig Ms Kitcha. We also talk about hauntings in georgia, the Winchester Mystery House, and Halloween costumes n' hotties. Plus a review of the latest Marina Report and The Ians! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website House of Halloween Horror music by: THE MIDNIGHT BOMBERS. This episode is not for the faint of heart. For today we bring you ghost stories that we have experienced. Don't mess yourself, get out your treat or treat bag, and prepare to be scared. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website March of the Beavers music by: PROPAGANDHI. Siskel and Ebert move over, here comes the beaver crew. We will review everything including South Park, public transportation, and your gangsta momma. Now for a three way, you sick fucks. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Good Wood music by: VPR. What better cure for the weekend hangover then ghost stories. We also discuss punk shows from the mid 90's, the rules of Ping-Pong Tennis, and other random acts of Insecure Clones. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Orange Keg, Green Goo music by: ANEMO. Recap of the Halloween party and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a cherry Blow Pop? Shiver me timbers with shaving sounds. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Beaver Bowser music by: BARELY HI-FI. Why have you cursed by Zelda!?! What was your first game system? Then theirs poetry you sick fucks, ghost stories from the dead, Georgia, what? Dig your sarcastic teeth into this. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Corn and Pumpkins music by: LORENZO'S MUSIC. Drinking to stay warm in college. What is really new there. Otherwise, pumpkins, Tiki Bar TV and corn mazes along with great ghost stories. Also talk of Silversun Pickups in Halloween costume parties. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Video Killed the Beaver music by: THE EVIL QUEENS. One more thing. JennyMcCarthy in playboy. Original Lewis and Clark, and Juggs. What else would you expect, a few spooks that roam in the night. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Pet Me Please!!! music by: UNCROWNED. Lean back, learn spanish, and fuck you. Take a turn on the wheel and find out how lucky you are not to die from ghosts. Plus, learn a little about us through our new segment. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Meet the F*ckers music by: SWINGIN' UTTERS. No surf, might have a little turf, but definately have some spook stories. You'll be sure to be slimed and rock the night away. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Take 01:02:03 "Bring in the Stunt Cock!" music by: THE BLOODY IRISH BOYS. Third times a charm, if were talking about those two honeys and me. Here in lies the Canada Movie, a story of three days, three takes, and three disasters. Lets's celebrate with Dave's Movie about the supernatural occurance, along with drunk dialing, and a month known as October. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Maritime Muff music by: SUCK FOR SYMPATHY. We live and learn here at the Beav. Upcoming plans revieled and the "Canada" movie. Along with a special call-in reporting by Kirk on this Marina. Lookout Scooby! Clones! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Simpsons Trivia 101 music by: MANDA AND THE MARBLES. Sit down and take notes class. After a rough ride Dave pulls out his orange cone hat full of Simpsons knowledge. For he is the Trivia Master. Plus all sort of other dead ends and vaccumm cleaner stories that a person could blow (not suck). Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Moose and Beaver music by: CRASH MENAGERIE. Here we go Beaver Believers into good times. Check out Dave's video at timelybeaver.com!!! He joins us but I screw everything up and lose his audio half way through the show. Ahhh shit! Goodies are still inside with "Do Meth and Join the Military" also "Willy Visits Congress". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Organic Mud to Build your Dam music by: Demerit 7. Let's talk about some serious shit for a minute. Also, Pit Stain Jim returns with shaving sounds. But honestly, good times from the good ol' days from college. Timely Beaver emails, check out frankwit.com. Sit back, laugh, and watch out for the floaters in the toilet. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Will Work For Tail music by: CAGEY HOUSE. Let's get this party rolling. Let's talk about quitting our jobs. Also flipping your bosses off, Vince Lee, those fucking hoe truck companies and so much more. This is a true test of what the beaver is about. Now lets's give it up for Willy the Timely Beaver. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Oh Canada, Ohh Canada music by: MIT CITY. Watch out for the Canadian Beaver, eh? A great trip recapped while jet lagged and desperately craving some well needed sleep. Travel tips for Peterborough and Niagara Falls, Ontario. Now why do they have so many Haunted Houses in Niagara Falls, eh? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Castrophe Rock music by: ROCKET CITY RIOT. This is a protest about nobody and everbody as always. Please administer your rock antidote for my lows. Admister 'Go Away Goo' in as many samples from behind the counter. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bus Driver Beaver Lover music by: CHANCE. Welcome to another great show. This time we have changed stuff around a little. We are giving you more music, timely beaver humor, and new improv jams. So sit back, relax, and Piss-n-ator! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Random Dam'dom music by: NEUTRON DAWN. Talk about the weekend acivites, regarding nothing. Penguins, the Karma Sutra, and spontanous buying impulses on your lunch break and crap. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Willy Doesn't Know If He's Coming or Going music by: NEUTRON DAWN - I would like to congradualate Mabel Chan from Thailand for winning the Where in the World is Willy the Timely Beaver Contest. Thanks to Dave for joining me on this show. It was a bunch of fun. Enjoy. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Surfs Up and Pants Are Down Round table discussion about surfing and daily surf issues. Topics also include beater boards, kitty pools in dorm rooms, and way to much information about stories from back in the day. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Stick This In Your Ears music by: TED. Why have you forsaken me iTunes? Feeling inspired by another month of not being listed in iTunes I present you with my own tunes in protest. So dig it or dig yourself out. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Drinking Down the Rapids music by: THE POSER BAND. A short story of doing time in Eugene, Oregon in a band with no name. Along with weekend stories of shooting the rapids and camping. How much more adventure can you pack into a weekend? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Sushi Sue I Love You Meg White! Getting off the MAX light rail to eat some sushi. While eating I reminisce about the White Stripes show from the previous night before along with future plans and something fun for everyone. Listening in is highly recommended. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Jams from 90's Day music by: Dave, Rick, and Ted also music by: The Hi-Fives - All sorts of stuff. The White Stripes tomorrow, jams from the day and so so so much more. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Aristoclackaus River music by: MIKE&TED : Swimming in the Clackamus River along with a preview of the Aristocrates, Texas Hold 'em, and Skateboard Bowling. Now to sleep in my own bed. Good night. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cardinal Birthday Rules music by: THE BOMBHAPPIES : Happy birthday Aaron. I hope you enoyed your special day. Portland has a heat wave. Testing studio shit and more but can you honestly get enough vag juice? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The California to Oregon Connection Just a recap of the beautiful weather we are having in Portland, Oregon. Along with other car trouble events. Plus some great music including a jam only three hours old. Now I'm hitting the pool! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Portland's Late Night Ride - The Conclusion The Brew Fest Conclusion Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Portlands Late Night Ride Portland's Late Night Ride (do not do) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Reformat Show music by: DAN, MIKE, TED also music by: NEUTRON DAWN - After much anticipation Dan visits the set of the Timely Beaver. This show includes words for wisdom from Vince Lee and Meg. Plus, Willy the timely beaver hops a train for some adventure. Now put your hands together for the twisted love ballads of Reesie Swanyo! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Drunk Dialing with Mike Drunk Dialing Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Musical Independence music by: AMADAN - We explore what musical independence means in all its facets (not really). Including an interview with the band Amadan from Corvallis, Oregon, Meg's advice, Vince Lee's rock wisdom and much more. Ohhh, I can't wait. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mike's Voice Memo Minute Podcasts I Like to Listen to Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Cave of Lost Inhibitions music by: THE KINDRED - This week we talk about Willy the Timely Beaver and his adventures while in California. Along with fan letters and an ode to boobs. Plus a little secret something... and no it's not your vacuum. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Independence Day Show music by: SAM CASTLE - Willy the Timely Beaver gets patriotic and marches on Washington for beaver rights. It's about freedom for one and all, including Pit Stain Jim, our American Flag, and Meg's list. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Timely Beaver: Hit D'at Wolf music by: MICROCOSM - A cat goes meow, a wolf goes wooooooh, a beaver goes nah nah na nah, Vince Lee goes staggering out of the bar and pees in the bushes. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mike's Voice Memo Minute Work Etiquette Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Getaway Beaver music by: BLEI - Pub crawling in search of pit stains, a car wash, and a darn recipe found on the internet. Damn it, what was that secret ingredient? To the Mullet Bullet! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My Neighbor's Willy, I Covet music by: BLACK TIGER - Break up, break down, and watch out for Grants Pass. Be sure not to trade industrial paper cutters for laptops. If, you don't follow, then just listen. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Willy's out of the Womb music by: BEEKER - The First Show, The birth of Willy and his first visit to a strip club, and much more that can't be explained. You will just have to listen in to find out. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website