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Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons & The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials... “If you are looking for a serious (even ‘pseudo’ intellectual) literary discussion, you'll just have to keep right on looking...” Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons & The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials... “If you are looking for a serious (even ‘pseudo’ intellectual) literary discussion, you'll just have to keep right on looking...” Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials... Primary Format : Comedy Language : Unknown Also Listed as: City : Toronto State/Province : ON Country : Canada Region : NA User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Podcast iTunes Link Text Only listing of Air Out My Shorts Podcasts Methings.com listings of Air Out My Shorts Podcasts If you like this podcast, you might also like:

149 :: Taint Stains Although Lagomorph's "Plausible Reality" reads more like inconceivable fantasy, it leaves an unbleachable mark on The Word Whore's soul. "The General" (S. F. Eley) artfully ESCAPES his Salinger-esque reclusion, just to pop Preston's three-way cherry. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 148 :: Tricky Tongue Tricks Buttons and The Whore play catch up, but the refrigerator gets away and the freezer remains a challenge. Preston falls under the EMO spell of Macedo's (muh-SAY-doe's) "Bad Kids". Angry Phone Guy rails against becoming The Word Whore's mule. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 147 :: Puckered and Pixelated Turns out Mama's squeezebox and Papa's brand new bag are one in the same. The theme thong does belong in the toilet. The Whore debuggers censorship, Hashashan rebells, and Miss Holloway designs a tissue dispenser worthy of the cover of Good Housekeeping. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 146 :: G.S.W. The Whore struggles with a mouthful of metal, while getting rubbed the wrong way by alotta vegetable shortening. Buttons brings all the gadgets to the party, but his tiny fingers can't do the walking. Professor Swayze picks Full Monty over Peeping Tom. Banacek explores his hungry Episcopalian side. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 145 :: SNAFU This Halloween, The Word Whore talks about something totally else. Buttons finally erases his head. Hugh O'Donnell airs out his North American armpit and his 85 year old meat. Keith McNally --afraid of heights and of taking a shot in the dark-- exhibits no fear of being on top. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 144 :: Breaking The Seal The Word Whore is a teeny tiny bit WAY TOO DRUNK, but that's another story. Still, Astromat is kind enough to take time out from "The War" to launder her pants after a night of level one cow tipping. Buttons finds time to stop and smell the roses, even after Metamucil. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 143 :: Ash To Mouth Buttons likes brown butts and he cannot lie. The Whore's family tree is infested. The Countless Screaming Argonauts conduct experiments on a plethora of penguin droppings. 191 Randall Crescent checks his teeth at the door, so he can speak fluent trailer park. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 142 :: Foreign Franks The Word Whore is Cee Lo Green with envy that Jacquetta COULD have it: it was in her face and she DID grab it. A pudgy little man, with a head for radio, helps Just-a-Joe give "Swimming With Sharks" a Makeover. Buttons might know what love is, if only he could pass inspection and enjoy the go. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 141 :: Effectus CXLI Buttons and The Whore walk like mummified Egyptians down memory-loss lane, but all roads lead to Rome. Jules Quinn takes a Nimbus MM to his "Writer's Block". Captain Peter (Easton) Wilkins rewinds back to MDCX to perform acts of Rock-n-Roll Piracy in front of the Prime Minister. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 140 :: In The Toilet Five years down the drain, but Buttons and The Whore are flushed with excitement. Undarlegt reveals what's beneath his Icelandic pants, Banacek tries to C'Mon to Dreamy Dean, and Link drops a few Anniversary surprises. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 139 :: Deja Vu Oh no, it's happening again! Buttons and The Whore get buzzed on Sesame Street, Hashashan gets cold feet, and nobody wants to even think about that Egg Hunt. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 138 :: Teetotallers Yodel Preston wants to be a part of it, while The Whore just seems intimidated by Keith Malley's Triple Threat status and his new foray into Fine Art. Dave Stites is truly awesome, and also boasts true awesomeness, but he has clearly never given NOR received a BJ. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 138 :: Teetotallers Yodel Preston wants to be a part of it, while The Whore just seems intimidated by Keith Malley's Triple Threat status and his new foray into Fine Art. Dave Stites is truly awesome, and also boasts true awesomeness, but he has clearly never given NOR received a BJ. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 136 :: Simultaneous Tastingse Preston's semi-annual trip to the grocery store raises a few eyebrows. Mister A. Bell cuckolds the Drabblecast in three short spurts. Slurrishessly, the Word Whore ponders how often one should plug. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 135 :: Irish Spittle Having adopted Paganism for all the naked snakes, The Word Whore washes Preston's Catholic mouth out with the Blarney Stone. Z J Maplin stops being such a stranger - SCHWING! Party on, Whore. Party on, Buttons. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 134 :: Geeking Out Buttons is a busy man. The Word Whore is very aware of her bathing suit area. MaxMax's candy-ass dragon mixes it with love-is-a-battlefield and makes the world taste like Cat Stevens. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 133 :: Logan's Lurk Buttons stalks The Word Whore's Aunt. The Word Whore stalks James Purefoy. Life clocks are a lie. Carousel is a lie. Hair sniffing has never seemed so dirty. No one has to die at 30! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 132 :: Technical Constipation Buttons clenches. The Word Whore drifts. Jon and Scott still need tetanus shots, after pummel-assing a short hyena. Hashashan boom-boom-pows a buddy for a teriyaki tongue sandwich. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 131 :: Playing God The Word Whore chastises children and smites sunflowers. Brian Lieberman offers a burnt sacrifice and snuffs a bush. Preston would sow some seeds, but he lacks the constant flow of nutrients to his stem. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 130 :: Inner Child Canada is big. Keith McNally gets a chance. Starman serves up a mean bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. Buttons is forced to find his voice, because The Word Whore's is infected. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 129 :: Phallic Allergy With or without professional dancing bugs, Buttons might get old before he dies. The Word Whore Shatners all over Francis Scott Key and his little internet pimp too. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 128 :: Coyote Itchy Buttons and The Whore suffer a minor story stroke and accidentally rehash Hashashan (complete with identical banter, all these "years" later). Thankfully, BDOOMED is on hand with the vaseline to help put it away wet... again. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 127 :: Naked Lunch Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel. Oh, the ironing! The Whore has sketchy memories of her noisy chinese roomate's strap-ons. Nobilis throws a hen party: pack a lunch, BYO (juice) Box. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 126 :: Down With OPZ The Word Whore likes it white and floppy. Dustin Manly loves to waggle his fishy bits, but finds it rather hard to smile with his pants down. Buttons takes an octuple shhhhhhh and swims in it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 125 :: Verbal Leakage Fancy butt bling settles Preston's upset stomach. The Word Whore (clearly under the influence of agrarian pharmaceuticals and cheese) plunders Hashashan's village, pillages the faux French Bible, and puts it all away wet. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 124 :: Dinosaur Feathers Last call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hear The Whore gasp for air. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 123 :: Whittled McDick Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 122 :: Spirate Pies Buttons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word Whore learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggler. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 121 :: The Reflex Buttons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word Whore's brain. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 120 :: Zap Your Pee Ram 88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The Whore is finally put out to pasture. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 119 :: Rumspringa Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 118 :: Rumspringa Buttons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The Whore passes out under a warm Amish soap box. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 117 :: Chet Anus The Word Whore soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 116 :: Double Tall Skull Cap Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 115 :: Puck Burger Preston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The Whore blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 114 :: Cirque Du Scissoring AoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The Whore is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thumbs up", although it might be best for Buttons to "tuck it away for awhile". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 113 :: Side By Each The Word Whore swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "Nick Iron and the Case of the Lost Shoe", dispenses an expanse of thigh. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 112 :: Dust Petals Preston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The Whore had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolitan socks don't taste like strawberries and yet incense by any other name would smell as sweet. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 111 :: Cockroach In Hand Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 110 :: Red Albino Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 109 :: Unencucumbered The Word Whore proves it's all been done. MaxMax puts the faux-fur-trim on his sisters nakedity. Banacek hits the bricks, because beer is for closers. Buttons reveals plans to smuggle a busload of Native Canadians into the States. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 108 :: Not In Public Buttons loses another leading man. The Whore tires of limb-dropping leprechauns and gives hamsters another go. Jukebox Review hosts, Honey and Dick, know lubrication is the key. Angry Phone Guy's anger management classes have really paid off, unless you're a Honey who's hiding a Dick. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 107 :: Yukio Ono The Whore safeguards Preston's mattress against years of Irish Spring. Yukio breaks out the champagne and teaches the Poles a thing or two about going Dutch. Lulu Fontaine finds Jesus and draws the line at Meth. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 106 :: Magic Juice Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The Whore's lips are sealed. Chris Elliot continues to live. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 106 :: Magic Juice Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The Whore's lips are sealed. Chris Elliot continues to live. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 105 :: Shiver Me Livers Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the cooch curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a perfectly good "Sunday Afternoon". Bartender Matt helps The Whore pick out a new pillow. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 105 :: Shiver Me Livers Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the cooch curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a perfectly good "Sunday Afternoon". Bartender Matt helps The Whore pick out a new pillow. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 104 :: Tickle-Me Alamo Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word Whore voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry masses and Banachek drowns in a sea of virgin cougars. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 104 :: Tickle-Me Alamo Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word Whore voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry masses and Banachek drowns in a sea of virgin cougars. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 103 :: Catcher In The Eye Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can't get a grip on his gaffer. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 103 :: Catcher In The Eye Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can't get a grip on his gaffer. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 102 :: Nice Melons Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word Whore riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to ferment the fruit before planting his seed, but he'll happily share the sloppy seconds. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 102 :: Nice Melons Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word Whore riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to ferment the fruit before planting his seed, but he'll happily share the sloppy seconds. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 101 :: Same Show, Different Pile AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The Whore edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. John Doer doesn't know her, but he does dabble in dwarf tossing. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 101 :: Same Show, Different Pile AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The Whore edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. John Doer doesn't know her, but he does dabble in dwarf tossing. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 100 :: Tastes Like Chicken Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The Whore blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads his ash, as Jim Henson rolls over in his grave. Be careful where you dip your quarter-chicken, Canada is a nice clean place. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 100 :: Tastes Like Chicken Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The Whore blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads his ash, as Jim Henson rolls over in his grave. Be careful where you dip your quarter-chicken, Canada is a nice clean place. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 99 :: Vertical Smile The Word Whore takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden cloister. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 99 :: Vertical Smile The Word Whore takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden cloister. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 98 :: Age of Consent Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 98 :: Age of Consent Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 97 :: Saccharinly So Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 97 :: Saccharinly So Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 96 :: Less Thin Lizzy Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word Whore advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou goes down all day long, even after his wing-man falls flat. They paved paradise and put up Mississauga. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 96 :: Less Thin Lizzy Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word Whore advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou goes down all day long, even after his wing-man falls flat. They paved paradise and put up Mississauga. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 95 :: My Little Pelt The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock down. The Whore helps vain elephants turn a lighter shade of grey and Buttons finds religion. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 95 :: My Little Pelt The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock down. The Whore helps vain elephants turn a lighter shade of grey and Buttons finds religion. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 94 :: Gizzy Tissue The Whore is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happens in The Gun Store, should probably stay in The Gun Store. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 94 :: Gizzy Tissue The Whore is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happens in The Gun Store, should probably stay in The Gun Store. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 93 :: YITCH AOMS inspires the first scratch-n-sniff Farmer's Almanac. Winter rips Buttons a new one. Bill Clinton leaves an indelible mark on the lesbian community. Maqx gets mad enough to make "Mel" sing soprano. 191 Randall goes for the jugular and The Word Whore finds decapitated roosters a little tough to swallow. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 93 :: YITCH AOMS inspires the first scratch-n-sniff Farmer's Almanac. Winter rips Buttons a new one. Bill Clinton leaves an indelible mark on the lesbian community. Maqx gets mad enough to make "Mel" sing soprano. 191 Randall goes for the jugular and The Word Whore finds decapitated roosters a little tough to swallow. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 92 :: Cheese Wii 1998, the unofficial year of the hedgehog, rolls out with a rodent-infested fable by S.J. Marky and a still-un-beta-tested MacDaddy GMG debut. Preston goes back to school to learn to party like a pope. The Whore's alpha tail theory is full of gassy bacterial holes and the land down under becomes a safe haven for pie-dodging Irish possums. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 92 :: Cheese Wii 1998, the unofficial year of the hedgehog, rolls out with a rodent-infested fable by S.J. Marky and astill-un-beta-tested MacDaddy GMG debut. Preston goes back to school to learn to party like a pope. The Whore's alpha tail theory is full of gassy bacterial holes and the land down under becomes a safe haven for pie-dodging Irish possums. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 91 :: Kiss Kiss Bag Bag Buttons sheds a short and curly. The Word Whore is googley peeved. Preston Buttons Jr tops it off with some royally spoofed special sauce. Dreamy Dean hangs, so the hotline (305-76-SHOWS) gets a long overdue D 'n' C. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 91 :: Kiss Kiss Bag Bag Buttons sheds a short and curly. The Word Whore is googley peeved. Preston Buttons Jr tops it off with some royally spoofed special sauce. Dreamy Dean hangs, so the hotline (305-76-SHOWS) gets a long overdue D 'n' C. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 90 :: Diamond Logs This ain't AoMS. This is genocide. As they pulled Mary Kate out of the oxygen tent, Electric Lee asked for the latest party. In Wyeth's clever bunk, "How To" profit-dump, smart like The Whore he was. Preston Buttons freak he was. So pick through that bowl on your hands and knees. The diamond logs are shredders and they hide inside feces. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 90 :: Diamond Logs This ain't AoMS. This is genocide. As they pulled Mary Kate out of the oxygen tent, Electric Lee asked for the latest party. In Wyeth's clever bunk, "How To" profit-dump, smart like The Whore he was. Preston Buttons freak he was. So pick through that bowl on your hands and knees. The diamond logs are shredders and they hide inside feces. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 89 :: Buffing The Pumpkin Preston Buttons and The Word Whore serve up two heaping helpings of Purple Puddle Nut Pie. Jack Black gets no slack. Buttons has no seeds. The Whore pimps out the two of them. Happy Halloween. This is not the best episode in the world. It's a tribute. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 89 :: Buffing The Pumpkin Preston Buttons and The Word Whore serve up two heaping helpings of Purple Puddle Nut Pie. Jack Black gets no slack. Buttons has no seeds. The Whore pimps out the two of them. Happy Halloween. This is not the best episode in the world. It's a tribute. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 88 :: Moistened and Mashed Rock 'n' roll is complicated. Escape Pod's Steve Eley spews all over the Expo. Buttons bakes a Hell's Angels Food Cake. In the Navy, DocZim can check out your disease. In the Navy, yes, you can contract STDs. The Whore begs for mercy. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 88 :: Moistened and Mashed Rock 'n' roll is complicated. Escape Pod's Steve Eley spews all over the Expo. Buttons bakes a Hell's Angels Food Cake. In the Navy, DocZim can check out your disease. In the Navy, yes, you can contract STDs. The Whore begs for mercy. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 87 :: Better Than Dirk The Whore lets Preston hitch his insignificant wagon to her crap-purveying star. Young Bulls guard family jewels from dear old Dad. "Demon Hunter", by Dan Manning, is much better than dirt. Buttons shops in The Underworld because redheads prefer brown, but Scott (TTN) won't wear satin to ward off Pauly B 's pond-crossing beer fingers. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 87 :: Better Than Dirk The Whore lets Preston hitch his insignificant wagon to her crap-purveying star. Young Bulls guard family jewels from dear old Dad. "Demon Hunter", by Dan Manning, is much better than dirt. Buttons shops in The Underworld because redheads prefer brown, but Scott (TTN) won't wear satin to ward off Pauly B 's pond-crossing beer fingers. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 86 :: Eat The Rich Kevin Smith threatens to foul up Festivas Tet!Anus. Shane Passon and Amy Mann lure exploratory foragers down their crumb-laden treasure trails in "The Colony". Strapping on Super-slider Snow Skates and setting his sights on Aspen, Angry Phone Guy tears yet another sparkly strip off the well-to-do. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 86 :: Eat The Rich Kevin Smith threatens to foul up Festivas Tet!Anus. Shane Passon and Amy Mann lure exploratory foragers down their crumb-laden treasure trails in "The Colony". Strapping on Super-slider Snow Skates and setting his sights on Aspen, Angry Phone Guy tears yet another sparkly strip off the well-to-do. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 85 :: Jimmy Hats Preston pees on the competition. The Whore staggers back to her roots. Mark Duhe's "Reclamation" runs Native American gymnasts and contorted eunuchs out of Kansas. Dreamy Dean gets a grip on his inner fluffer, prompting Link to run away and join the circus Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 85 :: Jimmy Hats Preston pees on the competition. The Whore staggers back to her roots. Mark Duhe's "Reclamation" runs Native American gymnasts and contorted eunuchs out of Kansas. Dreamy Dean gets a grip on his inner fluffer, prompting Link to run away and join the circus Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 84 :: Neutral Peelers Much to Preston's audible dismay, Shaggy Fancy Pants staggers by the AoMS studio to get boozed and bring sexy back. The Word Whore adds a large dose of frankness to her 'to do' list. "Broken Angels" - a FISH story of figurines loved and lost – gets much more lost than loved, in this beer-soaked trainwreck from the cutting room floor. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 84 :: Neutral Peelers Much to Preston's audible dismay, Shaggy Fancy Pants staggers by the AoMS studio to get boozed and bring sexy back. The Word Whore adds a large dose of frankness to her 'to do' list. "Broken Angels" - a FISH story of figurines loved and lost – gets much more lost than loved, in this beer-soaked trainwreck from the cutting room floor. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 83 :: Cuba Libre Preston paints Pottahawk pink. The Word Whore liberates Bula Bula Bada. Buttons performs ritualistic circumcision on Phil Foster's "Cuban Smokes" and - after riding a wave in the wake of an old Sedan - a busload of octogenarians guide Earl The Pearl through the Kama Sutra. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 83 :: Cuba Libre Preston paints Pottahawk pink. The Word Whore liberates Bula Bula Bada. Buttons performs ritualistic circumcision on Phil Foster's "Cuban Smokes" and - after riding a wave in the wake of an old Sedan - a busload of octogenarians guide Earl The Pearl through the Kama Sutra. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 82 :: Match Game ZZ Top cancels Brazilian tour to save face. Toronto men renounce routine foot care. Just-a-Joe goes way "Over The Edge". Trapper's Better Half keeps his meat clean. Buttons just found a brand new box of matches and what he knows The Whore ain't had time to learn. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 82 :: Match Game ZZ Top cancels Brazilian tour to save face. Toronto men renounce routine foot care. Just-a-Joe goes way "Over The Edge". Trapper's Better Half keeps his meat clean. Buttons just found a brand new box of matches and what he knows The Whore ain't had time to learn. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 81 :: Smoke Monger Buttons bends over backwards to pay his rent. The Whore gets wrapped up in wordy nudistism. A full year past all expectation, the ink finally dries on Kennah's "Final Draft". Inept call-screener, 88 Fingers Willy, fishes for pearls and farms out his lucky prostate. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 81 :: Smoke Monger Buttons bends over backwards to pay his rent. The Whore gets wrapped up in wordy nudistism. A full year past all expectation, the ink finally dries on Kennah's "Final Draft". Inept call-screener, 88 Fingers Willy, fishes for pearls and farms out his lucky prostate. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 80 :: 10 Slot Colostomy Bag Addiction lands The Whore an on-call Priest. Buttons gets taken out by a swinging boob. Batman isn't supposed to be beautiful, Mike Dominic gives his roommate some static, and Angry Phone Guy picks out just the right bag to go with his stain-resistant frock...for the Prom. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 80 :: 10 Slot Colostomy Bag Addiction lands The Whore an on-call Priest. Buttons gets taken out by a swinging boob. Batman isn't supposed to be beautiful, Mike Dominic gives his roommate some static, and Angry Phone Guy picks out just the right bag to go with his stain-resistant frock...for the Prom. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 79 :: Magic Time Buttons gets creamed. The Word Whore, delightfully wasted, plasters a big fat one on a local escort. Stunt Pig tells "Edna" where to go. The official AoMS hotline (305-76-SHOWS) finally gets a long overdue spring cleaning, though it really could have done with a proper douching. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 79 :: Magic Time Buttons gets creamed. The Word Whore, delightfully wasted, plasters a big fat one on a local escort. Stunt Pig tells "Edna" where to go. The official AoMS hotline (305-76-SHOWS) finally gets a long overdue spring cleaning, though it really could have done with a proper douching. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 78 :: Rock Snot Sexy The Whore's infectious new brand of lip-service might swell heads, but the bubble bursts when it comes to keeping anal stuff in its place. Still dripping from his last nasal deployment, Ryan Saunders knows bio-warfare's snot a laughing matter. Preston fights for the right to bleed. Escape Pod's Steve Eley confirms it ain't easy being green and fatherhood is forever. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 78 :: Rock Snot Sexy The Whore's infectious new brand of lip-service might swell heads, but the bubble bursts when it comes to keeping anal stuff in its place. Still dripping from his last nasal deployment, Ryan Saunders knows bio-warfare's snot a laughing matter. Preston fights for the right to bleed. Escape Pod's Steve Eley confirms it ain't easy being green and fatherhood is forever. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 77 :: Trimmed Optimizm The Word Whore gives 300 Spartans a good sound lickin', but cannot get Buttons to leak his boobie secrets. William Kelly whips out "The Family Jewels". Disco Lou makes sure The Whore's nipples are covered, while his 'friend' tidies things up in Man World. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 77 :: Trimmed Optimizm The Word Whore gives 300 Spartans a good sound lickin', but cannot get Buttons to leak his boobie secrets. William Kelly whips out "The Family Jewels". Disco Lou makes sure The Whore's nipples are covered, while his 'friend' tidies things up in Man World. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 76 :: Chewbacca's Ladyplace Flagrant misuse leads to the removal of TWW's box. Stephen Eley's "Year of the Fox" continues to explore some very slippery slopes. A lifelong aversion to mathematics finally limits The Word Whore in bed. Buttons fears fatist slurs may effect T-shirt sales. First time call to Earl The Pearl sends large slobbering dogs howling. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 76 :: Chewbacca's Ladyplace Flagrant misuse leads to the removal of TWW's box. Stephen Eley's "Year of the Fox" continues to explore some very slippery slopes. A lifelong aversion to mathematics finally limits The Word Whore in bed. Buttons fears fatist slurs may effect T-shirt sales. First time call to Earl The Pearl sends large slobbering dogs howling. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 75 :: Zitted For Your Pleasure Buttons punches himself in the face, as The Whore digs five years worth of sand from the grill. Shelly has big boobies. Lulu has a perfect package. Part one of "Year of the Fox" by The General ? Escape Pod's Stephen Eley ? reeks of humus. Angry Phone Guy isn't allowed to yell at us anymore. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 75 :: Zitted For Your Pleasure Buttons punches himself in the face, as The Whore digs five years worth of sand from the grill. Shelly has big boobies. Lulu has a perfect package. Part one of "Year of the Fox" by The General ? Escape Pod's Stephen Eley ? reeks of humus. Angry Phone Guy isn't allowed to yell at us anymore. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 74 :: No Hablas Espanol Preston pulls out all the stops and finds it to be a bad idea. The Whore goes blind doing double phone duty. The ghost in the machines set the night on fire. "Conduit" by jethro6mil is electrifying. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 74 :: No Hablas Espanol Preston pulls out all the stops and finds it to be a bad idea. The Whore goes blind doing double phone duty. The ghost in the machines set the night on fire. "Conduit" by jethro6mil is electrifying. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 73 :: Voulez Effin Vous Buttons numbs himself to the pain, while The Whore whips up a batch of daddy goo. Judy Dench still has a shot at a hat-trick. Nicole unleashes a tasty tuft of poorly compensated discomfort in "Model Wanted". Dreamy Dean orders some beer and doubles your toothless-padded-french-goalie-fetish pleasure. Link smells bad. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 73 :: Voulez Effin Vous Buttons numbs himself to the pain, while The Whore whips up a batch of daddy goo. Judy Dench still has a shot at a hat-trick. Nicole unleashes a tasty tuft of poorly compensated discomfort in "Model Wanted". Dreamy Dean orders some beer and doubles your toothless-padded-french-goalie-fetish pleasure. Link smells bad. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 72 :: Warm Jello Trapper John and Hot-Lips-Hawk-Eye accidentally cross primary instruments in a Virginian MASH pit. Feces flinging monkeys invade the AoMS studio. Jesse's girl, Jessica, forgoes robots and rabbits to risk marital bliss for "Him", while Buttons leaks the top-secret plot-line of HP7. There's a place for bad jokes, but there is not always room for Jello. The Whore finds Link's funny bone. JustaJoe puts his mouth where his keyboard is. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 72 :: Warm Jello Trapper John and Hot-Lips-Hawk-Eye accidentally cross primary instruments in a Virginian MASH pit. Feces flinging monkeys invade the AoMS studio. Jesse's girl, Jessica, forgoes robots and rabbits to risk marital bliss for "Him", while Buttons leaks the top-secret plot-line of HP7. There's a place for bad jokes, but there is not always room for Jello. The Whore finds Link's funny bone. JustaJoe puts his mouth where his keyboard is. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 71 :: Feisty Fishing It's a celebration of death and VD, broadcast from a crumb-free hobbit-size toilet-seat. While Preston's morals preclude intimate wee-wee dinners and veto roofie distribution plans, they do not rule out sending herpes by mail. Prince's next evolution may challenge whether or not Ms. Whore sure likes to ball. A team of EMTs try to resuscitate Rich Gibson's "Motorcycle". Sir Michael wears nice pants. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 71 :: Feisty Fishing It's a celebration of death and VD, broadcast from a crumb-free hobbit-size toilet-seat. While Preston's morals preclude intimate wee-wee dinners and veto roofie distribution plans, they do not rule out sending herpes by mail. Prince's next evolution may challenge whether or not Ms. Whore sure likes to ball. A team of EMTs try to resuscitate Rich Gibson's "Motorcycle". Sir Michael wears nice pants. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 70 :: Potty Mouth The Word Whore faces a concrete case of elephantiasis. Buttons gets busted for playing air guitar. Big Johnny's off his game. "Sex For Grades", by Nobilis, makes Preston sweat and teaches The Whore a better way to die. Someone's sneaking 'round the corner, is the someone Link The Knife? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 70 :: Potty Mouth The Word Whore faces a concrete case of elephantiasis. Buttons gets busted for playing air guitar. Big Johnny's off his game. "Sex For Grades", by Nobilis, makes Preston sweat and teaches The Whore a better way to die. Someone's sneaking 'round the corner, is the someone Link The Knife? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 69 :: Whore Batter Buttons finds a little Jamaican hiding in his family tree. Belinda uncorks her "Masterpiece". Dom Joly's Bitch gives The Word Whore an excuse to polish her harness and the lost "Spooge" recordings turn up somewhere in Newfoundland. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 69 :: Whore Batter Buttons finds a little Jamaican hiding in his family tree. Belinda uncorks her "Masterpiece". Dom Joly's Bitch gives The Word Whore an excuse to polish her harness and the lost "Spooge" recordings turn up somewhere in Newfoundland. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 68 :: Partridge Heart Preston decides to cure Polio and rubs Peter Jackson the wrong way. Wikipedia snubs The Whore. Fellow podcasting barfly, Will Ross, leaves an "Aftertaste". Balls-out rock'n'roller, Dreamy Dean, defuzzes his luggage for the debut performance of "BOB". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 68 :: Partridge Heart Preston decides to cure Polio and rubs Peter Jackson the wrong way. Wikipedia snubs The Whore. Fellow podcasting barfly, Will Ross, leaves an "Aftertaste". Balls-out rock'n'roller, Dreamy Dean, defuzzes his luggage for the debut performance of "BOB". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 67 :: Bearded, Hung and Stuffed Buttons is smashed. The Whore misses out on some good clean fun. Phil Foster dreams of a Pink Christmas. Banacheck rubs elbows with aging television stars and spewing headbangers. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 67 :: Bearded, Hung and Stuffed Buttons is smashed. The Whore misses out on some good clean fun. Phil Foster dreams of a Pink Christmas. Banacheck rubs elbows with aging television stars and spewing headbangers. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 66 :: Lipstick or Diesel Buttons and The Whore rejoice in the holiday spirit, celebrate the simple things, and stuff. "MDK", by Mikkel from Denmark, smells faintly of fancy french pigs. Preston tracks down first ever AoMS story submitter, Trapper, in Virginia. Chuck Woolery reeks havoc in the PlayPen. Special thanks to forum members JustaJoe and Jessica. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 66 :: Lipstick or Diesel Buttons and The Whore rejoice in the holiday spirit, celebrate the simple things, and stuff. "MDK", by Mikkel from Denmark, smells faintly of fancy french pigs. Preston tracks down first ever AoMS story submitter, Trapper, in Virginia. Chuck Woolery reeks havoc in the PlayPen. Special thanks to forum members JustaJoe and Jessica. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 65 :: Hambone Hambone Preston plugs unfriendly beaver. The Word Whore unknowingly sends TTN listeners on a wild goose chase. "Drinkathon", by Stuntpig, induces cravings for pigs feet, chocolate bars, and potato omelette. Lulu Fontaine digs funk from under her fingernails and dons a hard-earned pair of new shoes. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 65 :: Hambone Hambone Preston plugs unfriendly beaver. The Word Whore unknowingly sends TTN listeners on a wild goose chase. "Drinkathon", by Stuntpig, induces cravings for pigs feet, chocolate bars, and potato omelette. Lulu Fontaine digs funk from under her fingernails and dons a hard-earned pair of new shoes. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 64 :: Oh You Dirty Rat The Whore comes up for air via Skype after blowing for dollars, drunk-dialing, and milking Phil McCracken Whitcomb's pants. David Ihnen's "The Very Good Rat" sets Buttons' balls a twitchin' and rumors of Working Girl's death prove to have been only mildly exaggerated. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 64 :: Oh You Dirty Rat The Whore comes up for air via Skype after blowing for dollars, drunk-dialing, and milking Phil McCracken Whitcomb's pants. David Ihnen's "The Very Good Rat" sets Buttons' balls a twitchin' and rumors of Working Girl's death prove to have been only mildly exaggerated. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 63 :: Brown Bag Life The Whore's dignity is battered once again. Buttons hides behind his "Peeps". "The Mind of Insanity" by Jonathan Hunter Dare makes Buttons yearn for world control. Mygraine from the AOMS forums gives a new meaning to the phrase "cashing out". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 63 :: Brown Bag Life The Whore's dignity is battered once again. Buttons hides behind his "Peeps". "The Mind of Insanity" by Jonathan Hunter Dare makes Buttons yearn for world control. Mygraine from the AOMS forums gives a new meaning to the phrase "cashing out". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 62 :: Hallowed Weiner Buttons pimps his rye. The Whore Sautes some ninety-year-old shrimp. Doomed Moose bears it all in "A Scary Night". Mama's Boy fakes a leaky faucet to avoid holiday hotdogs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 62 :: Hallowed Weiner Buttons pimps his rye. The Whore Sautes some ninety-year-old shrimp. Doomed Moose bears it all in "A Scary Night". Mama's Boy fakes a leaky faucet to avoid holiday hotdogs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 61 :: Lik-M-Aid and Lung Butter Buttons auditions for TOMMY, while a very phlegmy Word Whore gets behind math, science, geometry, and the latest hot tip from Link. The Amusement Ride, by David Smith, spirals out of orbit. Angry Phone Guy orders a salad. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 61 :: Lik-M-Aid and Lung Butter Buttons auditions for TOMMY, while a very phlegmy Word Whore gets behind math, science, geometry, and the latest hot tip from Link. The Amusement Ride, by David Smith, spirals out of orbit. Angry Phone Guy orders a salad. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 60 :: Fruit-Bottom Facial AoMS says YES to minty fresh Brits. Preston serenades fellow podcasting 'sidekick' Tony Hearn. Ryan Saunders touches Buttons in all the right places, with a little help from "Sid and Zoe". Despite unanimous listener opinion, Big Johnny gets another shot. The Whore accidentally reveals her best kept anti-aging secret. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 60 :: Fruit-Bottom Facial AoMS says YES to minty fresh Brits. Preston serenades fellow podcasting 'sidekick' Tony Hearn. Ryan Saunders touches Buttons in all the right places, with a little help from "Sid and Zoe". Despite unanimous listener opinion, Big Johnny gets another shot. The Whore accidentally reveals her best kept anti-aging secret. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 59 :: Instant Yeoman Yates The Word Whore chokes on Preston's jerk chicken. Outraged by negative listener feedback, Big Johnny tries to highjack the airwaves. Preston Buttons Junior lovingly recalls "A Day with Dad". Law-talking ex-glam-rocker, Lionel Hutts, joins AoMS for an unauthorized tribute to the real Rat Pack. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 59 :: Instant Yeoman Yates The Word Whore chokes on Preston's jerk chicken. Outraged by negative listener feedback, Big Johnny tries to highjack the airwaves.Preston Buttons Junior lovingly recalls "A Day with Dad". Law-talking ex-glam-rocker, Lionel Hutts, joins AoMS for an unauthorized tribute to the real Rat Pack. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 58 :: Fish and Vinegar Punky's Pauly B. delivers "Always Fighting" in lieu of his wife. Olfactory observations unearth a crock of kippers 'n' applesauce. Link drops his Gangsta facade, although he's still packin'. Buttons and The Whore commit a blood-curdling crime of passion. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 58 :: Fish and Vinegar Punky's Pauly B. delivers "Always Fighting" in lieu of his wife. Olfactory observations unearth a crock of kippers 'n' applesauce. Link drops his Gangsta facade, although he's still packin'. Buttons and The Whore commit a blood-curdling crime of passion. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 57 :: Soft In The Middle Preston Buttons dances and breaks out the bubbly, while Vince Vaughn's leavings dribble from The Whore. Luke's "Cherries 'n' Cream" shames Shakespeare. A call with Craig from the Tangents Podcast leads to the long-overdue discovery that Art Garfunkle, Richard Simmons, and Ronald MacDonald are all, in fact, the same person. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 57 :: Soft In The Middle Preston Buttons dances and breaks out the bubbly, while Vince Vaughn's leavings dribble from The Whore. Luke's "Cherries 'n' Cream" shames Shakespeare. A call with Craig from the Tangents Podcast leads to the long-overdue discovery that Art Garfunkle, Richard Simmons, and Ronald MacDonald are all, in fact, the same person. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 56 :: Brown Eye Land Preston Buttons jams with countrified lesbians, plays a 'bit-part' in LOTR, and sets his sights on the King's deer. Ricardo Gonzales offers up a sweet, tightly-wrapped little treat. The Word Whore challenges Disco Lou to a 'twink-off' and everything's coming up Millhouse. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 56 :: Brown Eye Land Preston Buttons jams with countrified lesbians, plays a 'bit-part' in LOTR, and sets his sights on the King's deer. Ricardo Gonzales offers up a sweet, tightly-wrapped little treat. The Word Whore challenges Disco Lou to a 'twink-off' and everything's coming up Millhouse. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 55 :: Happy Entrails To You Buttons changes his name to Keith and almost actually comes out. The Toronto International Film Festival starts oiling up The Word Whore's rusty revolving door. A submission by Poet oozes through gaping cracks in AoMS content standards. Just-a-Joe blows hot and cold in the first edition of a new segment: "Outta The Word Whore's Mouth". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 55 :: Happy Entrails To You Buttons changes his name to Keith and almost actually comes out. The Toronto International Film Festival starts oiling up The Word Whore's rusty revolving door. A submission by Poet oozes through gaping cracks in AoMS content standards. Just-a-Joe blows hot and cold in the first edition of a new segment: "Outta The Word Whore's Mouth". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 54 :: High And Dry Buttons slinks out of his sopping apartment, lets down his back-hair, and gums his way through long-overdue listener comments. Phil Foster breaks out of AoMS in-box imprisonment to offer up "The Gift". Tiny hands wield an enormous broom. Link drops in to butter The Word Whore's biscuit. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 54 :: High And Dry Buttons slinks out of his sopping apartment, lets down his back-hair, and gums his way through long-overdue listener comments. Phil Foster breaks out of AoMS in-box imprisonment to offer up "The Gift". Tiny hands wield an enormous broom. Link drops in to butter The Word Whore's biscuit. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 53 :: Private Ears Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word Whore's dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy's sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes after a wormy bout of consumption. The Whore rules out another 'entry' as unwilling. Buttons breaks his promise to the proper Mrs. E. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 53 :: Private Ears Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word Whore's dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy's sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes after a wormy bout of consumption. The Whore rules out another 'entry' as unwilling. Buttons breaks his promise to the proper Mrs. E. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 52 :: Bad Dates The Word Whore hits high celebrity as stiffly as she can. Buttons' recurring crabs cause him to lose face. A painful phonecall to Big Johnny drives the hosts to look for an escape. Part 1 of "Calchas" by Dave Aldridge has the Whore dreaming of tall shiny towers of manhood. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 52 :: Bad Dates The Word Whore hits high celebrity as stiffly as she can. Buttons' recurring crabs cause him to lose face. A painful phonecall to Big Johnny drives the hosts to look for an escape. Part 1 of "Calchas" by Dave Aldridge has the Whore dreaming of tall shiny towers of manhood. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 51 :: Funnel Of Love Reunited after seven months, Buttons and the Whore find they have nothing to say to one another. Post Punky stress leaves Buttons beaten. The whore takes double fisting to it's next logical level. The surreal "Good Morning Toronto" by Stunt Pig brings Buttons honking to the ledge. A birthday call to 88 Fingers Willy finds him looking to clean house. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 51 :: Funnel Of Love Reunited after seven months, Buttons and the Whore find they have nothing to say to one another. Post Punky stress leaves Buttons beaten. The whore takes double fisting to it's next logical level. The surreal "Good Morning Toronto" by Stunt Pig brings Buttons honking to the ledge. A birthday call to 88 Fingers Willy finds him looking to clean house. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 50 :: Fuzzy Luggage Clean-shaven and sporting modern pants, Buttons and The Whore celebrate the One-Year Anniversary of AOMS. Spiderman's package shrivels at the silver tongue of a slippery little green fellow. "Tempting The Nerd", by Paul B. Edwards from PUNKY! Radio, smashes Preston's arsehole. TTN makes The Whore feel really really dirty. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 50 :: Fuzzy Luggage Clean-shaven and sporting modern pants, Buttons and The Whore celebrate the One-Year Anniversary of AOMS. Spiderman's package shrivels at the silver tongue of a slippery little green fellow. "Tempting The Nerd", by Paul B. Edwards from PUNKY! Radio, smashes Preston's arsehole. TTN makes The Whore feel really really dirty. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 49 :: Lawn Drippings The Word Whore suspects South Beach residents of watering their lawns. "Porcelain Dreams", by Mike Difeo, fails to bring out Preston's romantic side. The William Shatner School of Acting is finally forced to close down. The Whore tries to play Chuck Woolery for Buttons and first time on air guest Dr. Whom, but gravity isn't cooperating. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 49 :: Lawn Drippings The Word Whore suspects South Beach residents of watering their lawns. "Porcelain Dreams", by Mike Difeo, fails to bring out Preston's romantic side. The William Shatner School of Acting is finally forced to close down. The Whore tries to play Chuck Woolery for Buttons and first time on air guest Dr. Whom, but gravity isn't cooperating. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 48 :: Let Them Eat Cake It's forbidden cocktails in a skank pad, when Buttons divulges the latest in kitchen trends. The Word Whore places an order for some piping hot TTN pepperoni. "Clucksome Cockadoodleanamus Book", by Martyzilla, ruffles a few feathers before helping Bjork land the lead in the sequel to ET. Buttons and The Whore finally engage Angry Phone Guy in a long overdue three-way. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 48 :: Let Them Eat Cake It's forbidden cocktails in a skank pad, when Buttons divulges the latest in kitchen trends. The Word Whore places an order for some piping hot TTN pepperoni. "Clucksome Cockadoodleanamus Book", by Martyzilla, ruffles a few feathers before helping Bjork land the lead in the sequel to ET. Buttons and The Whore finally engage Angry Phone Guy in a long overdue three-way. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 47 :: Thy Will Be Dung The Word Whore casts her shiniest idol aside and checks herself in to the nearest knitting circle. Will Waverly, author of "Pointless Parable", politely asks Buttons to eat dung and die. Preston plays possum while top secret plans for the new Tickle-Me-Buttons plush toy - bound to be all the rage, Christmas 2006 - are inadvertently lactated. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 47 :: Thy Will Be Dung The Word Whore casts her shiniest idol aside and checks herself in to the nearest knitting circle. Will Waverly, author of "Pointless Parable", politely asks Buttons to eat dung and die. Preston plays possum while top secret plans for the new Tickle-Me-Buttons plush toy ? bound to be all the rage, Christmas 2006 ? are inadvertently lactated. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 46 :: Diamond Dogs Escape Pod's Stephen Eley gives Buttons the Sci-Fi shaft. The Word Whore seeks a sugar daddy with deep pockets and fewer cavities to keep her puffing and panting. "The Wrong Excuse", by Dan Manning, warns dope peddling jive turkeys about infectious ferrets. Hungry hounds lick their chops, while Preston polishes his drumsticks. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 46 :: Diamond Dogs Escape Pod's Stephen Eley gives Buttons the Sci-Fi shaft. The Word Whore seeks a sugar daddy with deep pockets and fewer cavities to keep her puffing and panting. "The Wrong Excuse", by Dan Manning, warns dope peddling jive turkeys about infectious ferrets. Hungry hounds lick their chops, while Preston polishes his drumsticks. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 45 :: Ream Oh Wet Wood While The Word Whore gives Frank Stallone more air time than he's had in almost twenty years, Preston Buttons deftly dodges bullets. Jessica's "Not Just Another One Night Stand" sites some important advances in erotic robotics. The Whore finds a certain foamy stick a little hard to swallow. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 45 :: Ream Oh Wet Wood While The Word Whore gives Frank Stallone more air time than he's had in almost twenty years, Preston Buttons deftly dodges bullets. Jessica's "Not Just Another One Night Stand" sites some important advances in erotic robotics. The Whore finds a certain foamy stick a little hard to swallow. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 44 :: Tears Are Not Enough Buttons expresses concern about a lack of alcoholism in Toronto's podcasting community. The Word Whore blows a peeper. Robin Kirkman, author of "Rakth in The Beginning", suffers a gender identity crisis at the hands of The Whore and cancels his/her subscription to AoMS due to Preston's assholishness. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 44 :: Tears Are Not Enough Buttons expresses concern about a lack of alcoholism in Toronto's podcasting community. The Word Whore blows a peeper. Robin Kirkman, author of "Rakth in The Beginning", suffers a gender identity crisis at the hands of The Whore and cancels his/her subscription to AoMS due to Preston's assholishness. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website April 26 Stop gap No show this week, folks, so here's a little something from the private files. We'll be be back soon in all of our drunken glory. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website April 26 Stop gap No show this week, folks, so here's a little something from the private files. We'll be be back soon in all of our drunken glory. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 43 :: Maxim Um Whore Preston finally gets his dirty mouth washed out with soap. Despite ongoing rumors and an unfortunate haircut, Angry Phone Guy's wardrobe confirms his heterosexuality. The Word Whore gives up both her ass and her dignity for Lent. "Where You'll Find Me" by DG is sad and it's sad and it's sad too. Link joins Buttons in the studio for "The Redneck Review". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 43 :: Maxim Um Whore Preston finally gets his dirty mouth washed out with soap. Despite ongoing rumors and an unfortunate haircut, Angry Phone Guy's wardrobe confirms his heterosexuality. The Word Whore gives up both her ass and her dignity for Lent. "Where You'll Find Me" by DG is sad and it's sad and it's sad too. Link joins Buttons in the studio for "The Redneck Review". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 42 :: Manhole Down Under Buttons gives birth to the Anti-Christ, while The Whore drops acid and goes 'walkabout'. Preston denies his resemblance to Chicken Little. Part two of "Moonlight", by Craig from the Tangents podcast, delivers only part of its juicy payload before cutting out for a Ginger-MaryAnne sandwich. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 42 :: Manhole Down Under Buttons gives birth to the Anti-Christ, while The Whore drops acid and goes 'walkabout'. Preston denies his resemblance to Chicken Little. Part two of "Moonlight", by Craig from the Tangents podcast, delivers only part of its juicy payload before cutting out for a Ginger-MaryAnne sandwich. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 41 :: Tie-Dyed Legs The Word Whore defiles Mother Earth. Buttons tie-dyes a tree-hugger. Craig, from the Tangents podcast, oils up his harness and breaks out all the toys in part one of "Moonlight". Invisible sex organs dig up frightening images from Preston's childhood. Hairy Barbarian's run from wayward butt-plugs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 41 :: Tie-Dyed Legs The Word Whore defiles Mother Earth. Buttons tie-dyes a tree-hugger. Craig, from the Tangents podcast, oils up his harness and breaks out all the toys in part one of "Moonlight". Invisible sex organs dig up frightening images from Preston's childhood. Hairy Barbarian's run from wayward butt-plugs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 40 :: Fresh Knickered Buttons loses his battle with the homeless virus. The Word Whore fiddles, while Air Out My Shorts burns. Lost recordings collect dust for good reason. Buttons and The Whore take a meatless road-trip with Michael Beckwith in "A Day In The Life Of". Z.J. serves up some silver tongue. Preston conducts a fruitless survey. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 40 :: Fresh Knickered Buttons loses his battle with the homeless virus. The Word Whore fiddles, while Air Out My Shorts burns. Lost recordings collect dust for good reason. Buttons and The Whore take a meatless road-trip with Michael Beckwith in "A Day In The Life Of". Z.J. serves up some silver tongue. Preston conducts a fruitless survey. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 39 :: Sir Scum Tongue The Word Whore lays claim to yet another celebrity tonguing in absentia, while poor Button's patience with her drunken baby-talk babble is quite audibly pushed to the edge. Mike Dominic's "At His Own Pace" receives the highest story rating ever bestowed, shortly before experts have to be called in for The Whore's deep cleaning. The Barbie Dream House labels all its exits. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 39 :: Sir Scum Tongue The Word Whore lays claim to yet another celebrity tonguing in absentia, while poor Button's patience with her drunken baby-talk babble is quite audibly pushed to the edge. Mike Dominic's "At His Own Pace" receives the highest story rating ever bestowed, shortly before experts have to be called in for The Whore's deep cleaning. The Barbie Dream House labels all its exits. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 38 :: Slagbags and Handrags Preston yanks his own chain. The Word Whore prepares for a British invasion. Dann H gets Irish on Buttons. Al from Long Island demands a peach from the Whore. Simon Wilkinson says "It Could Be You", but probably isn't. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 38 :: Slagbags and Handrags Preston yanks his own chain. The Word Whore prepares for a British invasion. Dann H gets Irish on Buttons. Al from Long Island demands a peach from the Whore. Simon Wilkinson says "It Could Be You", but probably isn't. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 37 :: Tit For Tattletale The Whore rats out Link's little sister and airs out her unkempt garage. The conclusion of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" finds Preston Buttons wielding a dangerous piece of meat. Disco Lou calls in to woo his favorite gap girl. The Word Whore boosts seat sales for her private self-esteem workshops. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 37 :: Tit For Tattletale The Whore rats out Link's little sister and airs out her unkempt garage. The conclusion of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" finds Preston Buttons wielding a dangerous piece of meat. Disco Lou calls in to woo his favorite gap girl. The Word Whore boosts seat sales for her private self-esteem workshops. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 36 :: Raging Heart On In this very special Valentine's episode, Preston flashes his Ninja card while The Whore aches for twat recognition. Buttons and The Word Whore warm your cockles by mucking about in Malkavius Rostif's "You, Me and a Pool of Astroglide". Although The Whore's toy box is evidently situated very close to the mic, wanking is strictly prohibited. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 36 :: Raging Heart On In this very special Valentine's episode, Preston flashes his Ninja card while The Whore aches for twat recognition. Buttons and The Word Whore warm your cockles by mucking about in Malkavius Rostif's "You, Me and a Pool of Astroglide". Although The Whore's toy box is evidently situated very close to the mic, wanking is strictly prohibited. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 35 :: Original Sin Preston is a snitch. AoMS joins the MySpace cult. The Whore does a "bad bad thing". Part one of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" dons something frilly and dangles from the ceiling. Bid Bad Bruce sweats to the oldies and picks on the elderly. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 35 :: Original Sin Preston is a snitch. AoMS joins the MySpace cult. The Whore does a "bad bad thing". Part one of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" dons something frilly and dangles from the ceiling. Bid Bad Bruce sweats to the oldies and picks on the elderly. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 34 :: Hunky Dory The Word Whore sets her sights on a shiny new knickknack for her mantle. Robert - producer of the Shades of Democracy Podcast - waves his dirty "Picnic" accusingly in Button 's direction. EscapePod's Stephen Eley endorses The Whore's oral talents. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 34 :: Hunky Dory The Word Whore sets her sights on a shiny new knickknack for her mantle. Robert - producer of the Shades of Democracy Podcast - waves his dirty "Picnic" accusingly in Button 's direction. EscapePod's Stephen Eley endorses The Whore's oral talents. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 33 :: Magic Moose Meat Facing the combined challenges of long distance recording, nasty head colds and confusing foreign cheeses; Preston Buttons and The Word Whore finally attempt their first episode of 2006. "War and Doom" ? submitted by Doomed Moose ? rekindles The Whore's affection for lava lamps and pirates. Buttons finally gets around to finishing his life size portrait of Delta Burke. Gene Roddenberry rolls over in his grave. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 33 :: Magic Moose Meat Facing the combined challenges of long distance recording, nasty head colds and confusing foreign cheeses; Preston Buttons and The Word Whore finally attempt their first episode of 2006. "War and Doom" - submitted by Doomed Moose - rekindles The Whore's affection for lava lamps and pirates. Buttons finally gets around to finishing his life size portrait of Delta Burke. Gene Roddenberry rolls over in his grave. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 32 :: Jiggly Bits Merrily rum soaked, Preston Buttons and The Word Whore tie one on and slap a big red bow on the last episode of 2005. The real North Pole makes a disturbing appearance in "Santa Helps Himself" ? a festive load dropped on AoMS by B.C. Hooker. The Whore stumbles on a new ice sculpture technique and the true source of Aurora Borealis rears its big ugly head. Link sacrifices a goat. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 32 :: Jiggly Bits Merrily rum soaked, Preston Buttons and The Word Whore tie one on and slap a big red bow on the last episode of 2005. The real North Pole makes a disturbing appearance in "Santa Helps Himself" - a festive load dropped on AoMS by B.C. Hooker. The Whore stumbles on a new ice sculpture technique and the true source of Aurora Borealis rears its big ugly head. Link sacrifices a goat. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 31 :: Oh Ho Lee Night Brimming with the holiday spirit, Buttons and The Whore rip the wrapping off a gift that will keep on giving. "Travieso", by Malkavious Rostif, delivers a nice big package to a naughty little number. Electric Lee from NYC opens up his sack of toys and slips in a few unexpected plugs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 31 :: Oh Ho Lee Night Brimming with the holiday spirit, Buttons and The Whore rip the wrapping off a gift that will keep on giving. "Travieso", by Malkavious Rostif, delivers a nice big package to a naughty little number. Electric Lee from NYC opens up his sack of toys and slips in a few unexpected plugs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 30 :: Dancing Bare Preston Buttons and The Word Whore celebrate their thirtieth episode with an unforgivable lack of fanfare, balloons, strippers and cake. Dick Hurtz takes "Henry" on a heart warming holiday spree. Guido Grande chimes in to remind us to say no to drugs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 30 :: Dancing Bare Preston Buttons and The Word Whore celebrate their thirtieth episode with an unforgivable lack of fanfare, balloons, strippers and cake. Dick Hurtz takes "Henry" on a heart warming holiday spree. Guido Grande chimes in to remind us to say no to drugs. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 29 :: Back Seat Cootch The Whore ponies up, whinnies for Prince, and accidentally gives birth to Godzilla. First time phone guest "Hot Rod" and anonymous story submission "Control" spin tales of fast rides, parked cars, and little women. Buttons accepts his lot in life and clings to The Word Whore's boots. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 29 :: Back Seat Cootch The Whore ponies up, whinnies for Prince, and accidentally gives birth to Godzilla. First time phone guest "Hot Rod" and anonymous story submission "Control" spin tales of fast rides, parked cars, and little women. Buttons accepts his lot in life and clings to The Word Whore's boots. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 28 :: Lego My Log Just when you thought it was safe to look into the bowl, excerpts from "Poo" - by Dave Aldridge - takes AoMS "where no whore has gone before". After merciless probing with square objects, "Disco Lou" uncovers Buttons is not bumpy and The Word Whore is not "butt-friendly". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 28 :: Lego My Log Just when you thought it was safe to look into the bowl, excerpts from "Poo" - by Dave Aldridge - takes AoMS "where no whore has gone before". After merciless probing with square objects, "Disco Lou" uncovers Buttons is not bumpy and The Word Whore is not "butt-friendly". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 27 :: Bulk Belly Buttons Buttons goes back into the closet. The Whore makes a mess in bed and gives "This Spot", by S. Butts, the flush. Professor Polymer shares the latest advances in the wonderful world of plastics. Preston finally pulls the plug. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 27 :: Bulk Belly Buttons Buttons goes back into the closet. The Whore makes a mess in bed and gives "This Spot", by S. Butts, the flush. Professor Polymer shares the latest advances in the wonderful world of plastics. Preston finally pulls the plug. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 26 :: Urine Control Buttons decides women should watch where they put their bare arses. "How I Nearly Killed My Girlfriend's Puppy" - by That Girl - raises a digestion dilemma. The Whore urges men to scrub their winkies. 88 Fingers Willy sits to pee. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 26 :: Urine Control Buttons decides women should watch where they put their bare arses. "How I Nearly Killed My Girlfriend's Puppy" - by That Girl - raises a digestion dilemma. The Whore urges men to scrub their winkies. 88 Fingers Willy sits to pee. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 25 :: Boo-Ooze Fest Prestacula and Whorevira rise from their coffins, slurp from bloody goblets and take a long scary "Walk In The Woods" with Ricardo Gonzalez for Halloween. Angry Phone Guy trumps the rich by making his own glass menagerie out of cat excrement. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 25 :: Boo-Ooze Fest Prestacula and Whorevira rise from their coffins, slurp from bloody goblets and take a long scary "Walk In The Woods" with Ricardo Gonzalez for Halloween. Angry Phone Guy trumps the rich by making his own glass menagerie out of cat excrement. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 24 :: 2 Hot 4 Hockey A big burrito threatens to burn through Buttons' bowels. The Word Whore's blue mood turns a fiery red, when her post-show plans fall apart on the air and "Faller" -- by Jules Delorme -- taunts her with hockey and poetry. Banachek shares a little love, having found a real live human woman to keep him warm. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 24 :: 2 Hot 4 Hockey A big burrito threatens to burn through Buttons' bowels. The Word Whore's blue mood turns a fiery red, when her post-show plans fall apart on the air and "Faller" -- by Jules Delorme -- taunts her with hockey and poetry. Banachek shares a little love, having found a real live human woman to keep him warm. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 23 :: Spewing Wild Odes Preston comes clean with his 'caught in the act' story, but poems submitted by The Redheaded Cock Knocker leave both Buttons and The Whore feeling very dirty. Working Girl demonstrates what will undoubtedly be an extremely short-lived new career choice. The Word Whore confesses inappropriate carnal yearnings for Air Ferg. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 23 :: Spewing Wild Odes Preston comes clean with his 'caught in the act' story, but poems submitted by The Redheaded Cock Knocker leave both Buttons and The Whore feeling very dirty. Working Girl demonstrates what will undoubtedly be an extremely short-lived new career choice. The Word Whore confesses inappropriate carnal yearnings for Air Ferg. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 22 :: BONERfied Surprise Clutch Murphy has a bone to pick over Thanksgiving. Matteo Torretta adds some Italian zest. The Whore delights in discovering an unexpectedly kind AoMS mention on "The Rev Up Review", but it comes as no surprise when LINK shares way too much or when Buttons fiddles with his gear.. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 22 :: BONERfied Surprise Clutch Murphy has a bone to pick over Thanksgiving. Matteo Torretta adds some Italian zest. The Whore delights in discovering an unexpectedly kind AoMS mention on "The Rev Up Review", but it comes as no surprise when LINK shares way too much or when Buttons fiddles with his gear.. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 21 :: Clothes Encounters Straining nipples threaten silk shirts everywhere, as The Word Whore pants her way through "Chance Encounter" by Shameless Flirt. Buttons fires off a loaded pump action gun. The Whore stands to pee. No longer 'introverted', Hot Tub Tammy shares her fantasies and sheds her clothes. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 21 :: Clothes Encounters Straining nipples threaten silk shirts everywhere, as The Word Whore pants her way through "Chance Encounter" by Shameless Flirt. Buttons fires off a loaded pump action gun. The Whore stands to pee. No longer 'introverted', Hot Tub Tammy shares her fantasies and sheds her clothes. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 20 :: Sock It ToMe Preston Buttons and The Word Whore offer up an abridged conclusion to the 3-part "Dandy Fairytale" series by Michael Beckwith. The Whore's 'thigh-highs' get an unexpected work out. A messy 'art class', with 88 Fingers Willy, puts oven mitts and sock puppets in some sticky situations. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 20 :: Sock It To Me Preston Buttons and The Word Whore offer up an abridged conclusion to the 3-part "Dandy Fairytale" series by Michael Beckwith. The Whore's 'thigh-highs' get an unexpected work out. A messy 'art class', with 88 Fingers Willy, puts oven mitts and sock puppets in some sticky situations. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 19 :: More Kilt, Less Guilt The Whore dons pigtails for a play date. An untitled story submission by 'Abbey Normal' barely surfaces between porn anecdotes and musical trips down memory lane. Buttons hoses down the studio. 'Lulu Fontaine' takes a bite out of The Big Apple, while her husband drafts blueprints for his midget-free fetish room. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 19 :: More Kilt, Less Guilt The Whore dons pigtails for a play date. An untitled story submission by 'Abbey Normal' barely surfaces between porn anecdotes and musical trips down memory lane. Buttons hoses down the studio. 'Lulu Fontaine' takes a bite out of The Big Apple, while her husband drafts blueprints for his midget-free fetish room. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 18 :: Left Tea Baggins Buttons makes commendable progress on a life-sized tribute to Delta Burke, while The Whore busies herself with small animals. An all-star ensemble rallies -- from Middle Earth to San Dimas -- for Chapter 2 of Michael Beckwith's fairytale series. 'Link' licks Labour Day Weekend wounds, barks up the wrong tree, steers clear of dinner plates and undesirable sandwiches. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 18 :: Left Tea Baggins Buttons makes commendable progress on a life-sized tribute to Delta Burke, while The Whore busies herself with small animals. An all-star ensemble rallies -- from Middle Earth to San Dimas -- for Chapter 2 of Michael Beckwith's fairytale series. 'Link' licks Labour Day Weekend wounds, barks up the wrong tree, steers clear of dinner plates and undesirable sandwiches. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 17 :: Holy Load Buttons and The Whore leave a lasting impression, though -- from this day forward -- both will live with the unsettling prospect of being struck down... either by The Almighty or Betty White. Phill Elliot digs yet another hole in his already crowded exotic pet cemetery and 'Angry Phone Guy' chimes in with more frighteningly slanderous celebrity ball-busting. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 17 :: Holy Load Buttons and The Whore leave a lasting impression, though -- from this day forward -- both will live with the unsettling prospect of being struck down... either by The Almighty or Betty White. Phill Elliot digs yet another hole in his already crowded exotic pet cemetery and 'Angry Phone Guy' chimes in with more frighteningly slanderous celebrity ball-busting. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 16 :: Sloppy DNA Sauce While Preston works diligently to finish off Mr. LaForce and his "stove-sized root balls", The Whore continues to find the lack of down and dirty detail difficult to swallow. A call to 'Working Girl' reveals membership really does have its privileges and surprises AoMS with their first ON AIR JOHN. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 16 :: Sloppy DNA Sauce While Preston works diligently to finish off Mr. LaForce and his "stove-sized root balls", The Whore continues to find the lack of down and dirty detail difficult to swallow. A call to 'Working Girl' reveals membership really does have its privileges and surprises AoMS with their first ON AIR JOHN. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 15 :: Renewable Rechewable Cherries While "fast forward five hours" might make for nice alliteration, it leaves The Word Whore hungry for a play-by-play of the would-be 'Boston 3-Party' in "A Very Misty Morn" by Wade K. LaForce. This first half of a 2-Part episode (which also marks the TWO MONTH Anniversary of AoMS) includes an extremely rare on air parley with 'Big Bad Bruce' -- released from confinement just for this call. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 15 :: Renewable Rechewable Cherries While "fast forward five hours" might make for nice alliteration, it leaves The Word Whore hungry for a play-by-play of the would-be 'Boston 3-Party' in "A Very Misty Morn" by Wade K. LaForce. This first half of a 2-Part episode (which also marks the TWO MONTH Anniversary of AoMS) includes an extremely rare on air parley with 'Big Bad Bruce' -- released from confinement just for this call. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 14 :: Ship of Fools The Word Whore gets up close and personal with studio furnishings. Tim Clare taps his way back into our hearts. Rainy days and Mondays might always get Preston down, but topless cheerleaders get us all off. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 14 :: Ship of Fools The Word Whore gets up close and personal with studio furnishings. Tim Clare taps his way back into our hearts. Rainy days and Mondays might always get Preston down, but topless cheerleaders get us all off. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 13 :: Going Down Tired of mere boys trying, the Word Whore takes Michael Beckwith for a tumble. Preston's weekend in Richmond raises questions about "payload delivery" ethics among ambulance drivers everywhere. A call to Banacheck lands one step short and falls flat on its ass. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 13 :: Going Down Tired of mere boys trying, the Word Whore takes Michael Beckwith for a tumble. Preston's weekend in Richmond raises questions about "payload delivery" ethics among ambulance drivers everywhere. A call to Banacheck lands one step short and falls flat on its ass. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 12 :: Taking The Piss Buttons sustains actual physical abuse while airing out "Home" by Z.J. Maplin, but The Word Whore later comforts him with tea and dick. During a first time call to Independent Canadian Recording Artist - "LINK" - they learn of his preference for the produce section and an affinity for golden showers. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 12 :: Taking The Piss Buttons sustains actual physical abuse while airing out "Home" by Z.J. Maplin, but The Word Whore later comforts him with tea and dick. During a first time call to Independent Canadian Recording Artist - "LINK" - they learn of his preference for the produce section and an affinity for golden showers. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 11 :: Shack-a-lack-a-BOOM While taking it up one nostril and in one eye, Buttons and The Whore begin to air out a series of shorts submitted by Sam Keenan. Clothes break out, cougars pounce, vultures circle and a long-distance pillow fight ensues. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 11 :: Shack-a-lack-a-BOOM While taking it up one nostril and in one eye, Buttons and The Whore begin to air out a series of shorts submitted by Sam Keenan. Clothes break out, cougars pounce, vultures circle and a long-distance pillow fight ensues. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 10 :: The Hymen Blues Preston uncovers big gaping holes in The Word Whore's aura, while airing out "The Blue Man" by Chris Strange. A call to 'Banachek' -- conveniently accompanied by 'Ms. Dizz' -- further complicates Revirginization Procedures and threatens lab rats everywhere. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 10 :: The Hymen Blues Preston uncovers big gaping holes in The Word Whore's aura, while airing out "The Blue Man" by Chris Strange. A call to 'Banachek' -- conveniently accompanied by 'Ms. Dizz' -- further complicates Revirginization Procedures and threatens lab rats everywhere. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 09 :: Shuffle Demons Preston and The Whore celebrate the one month anniversary of their first episode, their rather shocking arrival on the "iTunes Top 100" in Canada, and the announcement of their first contest. Episode features " The Demon" by Dave Aldridge and a call to "Chef Lech". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 09 :: Shuffle Demons Preston and The Whore celebrate the one month anniversary of their first episode, their rather shocking arrival on the "iTunes Top 100" in Canada, and the announcement of their first contest. Episode features " The Demon" by Dave Aldridge and a call to "Chef Lech". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 08 :: Grandmother Pink Eye Buttons and The Whore make the tragic mistake of recording in the wee hours after a long press-whorin' night out on the town. Bleary-eyed, slurred-word scientific discoveries are made... mind-boggling, age-old mysteries are solved. Somewhere in this train wreck of an episode, a short story may have been half-heartedly tackled. A call to 'South B'otch' and 'The Rope Maiden' turns everybody's brown eyes... PINK! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 08 :: Grandmother Pink Eye Buttons and The Whore make the tragic mistake of recording in the wee hours after a long press-whorin' night out on the town. Bleary-eyed, slurred-word scientific discoveries are made... mind-boggling, age-old mysteries are solved. Somewhere in this train wreck of an episode, a short story may have been half-heartedly tackled. A call to 'South B'otch' and 'The Rope Maiden' turns everybody's brown eyes... PINK! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 07 :: Mark 7 Meltdown The Word Whore has a complete meltdown as she and Buttons foolishly subject themselves to a grueling 'on air' psycho-analysis at the hands of a visiting -- obviously fraudulent -- 'doctor'. A story submission by John Osborne uncovers The Whore's adventures in baby sitting. A call to 'Working Girl' confirms Preston's suicidal tendencies. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 07 :: Mark 7 Meltdown The Word Whore has a complete meltdown as she and Buttons foolishly subject themselves to a grueling 'on air' psycho-analysis at the hands of a visiting -- obviously fraudulent -- 'doctor'. A story submission by John Osborne uncovers The Whore's adventures in baby sitting. A call to 'Working Girl' confirms Preston's suicidal tendencies. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 06 :: Monkey Spank Inferno Buttons and The Whore crack the Bert and Ernie story. Preston helps Phillip Elliott spank his monkey. A lumpy park monkey gets up close and personal with unsuspecting tourists. A call to 'Uncle Underpants' finds him airing out his own dirty laundry. The Word Whore reveals her secret porn name. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 06 :: Monkey Spank Inferno Buttons and The Whore crack the Bert and Ernie story. Preston helps Phillip Elliott spank his monkey. A lumpy park monkey gets up close and personal with unsuspecting tourists. A call to 'Uncle Underpants' finds him airing out his own dirty laundry. The Word Whore reveals her secret porn name. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 05 :: Meat and Goo The Word Whore drools over Tim Cure's gooey meat -- reading new meaning into the most important meal of the day. Buttons pops his safety cap. 'Angry Phone Guy' rips into the Hilton's... twice. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 05 :: Meat and Goo The Word Whore drools over Tim Cure's gooey meat -- reading new meaning into the most important meal of the day. Buttons pops his safety cap. 'Angry Phone Guy' rips into the Hilton's... twice. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 04 :: Long Bong Silver The Word Whore, on location in South Beach, calls in for a special "Canada Day" episode and toys with a future career in phone sex. Buttons, less than energetic and far from enthusiastic, admits to engaging in a rather draining 'air guitar' session the night before and to missing his "sugar mama". "That Girl" helps us play 'hide-the-bong'. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 04 :: Long Bong Silver The Word Whore, on location in South Beach, calls in for a special "Canada Day" episode and toys with a future career in phone sex. Buttons, less than energetic and far from enthusiastic, admits to engaging in a rather draining 'air guitar' session the night before and to missing his "sugar mama". "That Girl" helps us play 'hide-the-bong'. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 03 :: Granny Panties Buttons and The Whore unintentionally affirm the negative effects of smoking, as they both gasp their way through "Catching Butterflies" by Jerry Vilhotti. The much anticipated first call to "Angry Phone Guy" (famous for telephone tirades played on certain unnamed College Radio Stations in Canada) finds him in an uncharacteristically good mood with nothing to scream about. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 03 :: Granny Panties Buttons and The Whore unintentionally affirm the negative effects of smoking, as they both gasp their way through "Catching Butterflies" by Jerry Vilhotti. The much anticipated first call to "Angry Phone Guy" (famous for telephone tirades played on certain unnamed College Radio Stations in Canada) finds him in an uncharacteristically good mood with nothing to scream about. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 02 :: Raison Expectations Faith restored by Bill Raison's delightful story submissions, Buttons and The Whore bravely demonstrate their complete lack of voice acting talent in "Jeffrey Lights Up". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 02 :: Raison Expectations Faith restored by Bill Raison's delightful story submissions, Buttons and The Whore bravely demonstrate their complete lack of voice acting talent in "Jeffrey Lights Up". Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 01 :: Trapper's Nuts Virgin Podcastors Buttons and The Whore lodge complaints against their (completely fictitious) new 'employers' and struggle through two lackluster short story submissions, in this rather shakey debut of "Air Out My Shorts". A call to "Mama's Boy" (Brian) puts the final nail in the coffin... where we should have promptly buried episode 1! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 01 :: Trapper's Nuts Virgin Podcastors Buttons and The Whore lodge complaints against their (completely fictitious) new 'employers' and struggle through two lackluster short story submissions, in this rather shakey debut of "Air Out My Shorts". A call to "Mama's Boy" (Brian) puts the final nail in the coffin... where we should have promptly buried episode 1! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website