Hello. Here is the news:
* Women ignores advice of horse and decides to get married anyway.
* George Bush geta show thrown at his head
* Everyone is too thin
* X Factor finishes and someone won.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox 17 December.mp3Hello. It's the last NewsPox of the year, but not exactly a classic as there isn't much news:
* Virgin birth happens on a donkey
* Something to do with some kings
* Woolies down the dumper
* Don't listen if you don't want to know what Kate Moss has got her daughter for Christmas.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Newspox December 8.mp3Hello. Today we played a game. Can you spot the real news stories from the the made-up ones. Is truth stranger than fiction? In the case of Jeremy Clarkson, yes; but in all other instances, no.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox December 9.mp3Hello. Here is the news. Or is it? You can listen and decide.
* 70 year old woman gives birth
* Prince is 50
* Train crash in Japan
* Lily Allen gets a new tattooListen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox 18th November.mp3Hello. Here is the news for you.
* I'm a Celebrity, Please Get Me Out of Here has started and we are officially backing George. Go go gay old fella!
* Ahoy me hearties, piracy on the high seas causes new oil crisis.
* Get an injection to make you go skinny, orange and make you tits bigger. It's going to be complusory for all girls in primary school.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox 24 November 2008.mp3Hello. Here is the news for you:
* It was the pre-budget report today. This is what happened:
- VAT down to 15%
- People earning over £150,000 will be taxed 45% in 2011, unless this is reversed before then.
- Increase in NI
- Votes for women
- Everyone encouraged to go to the shops
* Gordon Ramsay is in trouble
* Adopt a deformed animal and have a Downs baby. It's all cool these days.
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NewsPox 26th November.mp3Hello. Here is the news:
* Gordon Brown in a huff with David Cameron
* British Fritzl sent down
* Amy Winehouse in clinic
* Zena is going out with eighties throwback David Van Day.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox 1 December 2008.mp3Hello. Happy advent calendar day. This is the news:
* Hilary gets a job starting wars for Barack Obama
* Metro gets a new look - more showbiz and a nicer font.
* Ann from Neighbours saved from toilet disaster in Mumbai. Ann. You remember Ann. She went out with Billy. Yeah, Ann.
* The credit crunch makes love, not war.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox 11 November.mp3Hello. Here is the news:
* it's behind you
* Elephant and sheep are unlikely friends. They met on Facebook.
* Barack Obama is sexy. Gordon Brown is doing his best.
* Turn a different corner and we never would have met.
* Don't do anything slightly sweary or offensive on the radio or you will get fired. If you are on the radio don't do anything sweary or offensive in your private life either - the BBC are watching you.
* We strongly dislike Henry Conway. Still.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Newspox October 22.mp3Hello. Here is the news:
* Big Mo Al-Fayed in trouble for touching up sexy underage schoolgirls
* Victoria Beckham has cars to match her clothes and that is why the credit crunch is now officially a recession
* Would you go back in time and kill Hitler. You can if you want.
* Cat's die if they eat flowers. Don't feed them flyers.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox November 3rd.mp3Hello. Here is the news:
* There was some sort of kerfuffle with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand and a rat in a tin of crackers.
* Little Lewis Hamilton won a race in his big brum brum car.
* Anthrax is in bongos
* They drink Um Bongo in the Congo
* Man has entire cast of Upper Hand tattooed across his chest.
* That sort of thing, you know.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox November 4.mp3Hello y'all. It's an American election special.
Yee-hah!Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
NewsPox 14 October.mp3Hello. This is the news.
* Gordon Brown has maybe saved the day
* J-Lo renewing her wedding vows. She is a complusive vower
* Mice get wigs.
* The world is full of shits.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Newspox 20th October.mp3Hello to you, and welcome to the last week of October. Here is the news:
* It's definitely a recession, so tighten those belts, fatties.
* Peter Mandelson has a problem down below
* Bruce Forsythe is 80 and so is Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais. All old fellas.
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Newspox 21 October.mp3Hello. Here is the news:
* Tigers have a nice swim
* Sir Alan says "do business with Britain"
* Peaches says "marriage isn't forever" in a rare moment of wisdom.
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NewsPox 7 October.mp3Hello. We're back (again) and here is the news:
* Mandy back again
* Markets crashed again
* Mr Gay UK murdered and ate his lover - recipe available in the giant Fat Duck Cookery Book by Heston Blumenthal.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Newspox 8th October.mp3Hello. Here is the news:
* There has been a bank bail-out and an interest rate drop. Does this mean the end of the credit crunch? No.
* High School Musical 3 has opened at cinemas. Does this mean the end of entertainment as we know it? Yes.
* Wedding cake made of cheese.
* Jade Goody planning own funeral.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Newspox 1 July.mp3Hello. Here is the news at the start of July.
* Oooh it's hot, but the nights are drawing in.
* Madeline McCann: no news
* Bees on the loose
* Ken Livingstone likes chutney on his ham sandwiches
* Charlotte Church is going to be burnt at the stake for saying she wants a lot of children. What a bitch.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Newspox 7 July.mp3Hello. Here is the news:
* It is 7/7, like when those bombs went off. People will do some creepy silent dancing to commemorate how the weather was much better then.
* Lily Allen has bought a bucket AND a mop. They match, which is classy.
* Cardiff Airport to be renamed Gavin & Stacey Airport or the Duffy Is Tom Jones's Love Child Airport.
* Madonna not getting divorced
* Alan Sugar not in plane crash
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Newspox 15 July.mp3Hello. This is the news:
* The Jolie-Pitt twins have arrived and they are hot top models already. They won't get out of the womb for less than £10million
* Man pets sheep
* Ronnie Wood goes on a mental bender witha russian tatu style teenage lovely, which is a bit embarassing for everyone really. I am embarassed to be writing this.
* What is the difference between a magpie and a dalek? Lots really, but children don't know. What do they have in common? A love of shiny stuff.
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