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Trumix.com listings available of The Pessimists Podcasts Build your own playlists with this podcast. The Pessimists Interview Dawn and Drew In this episode, the Pessimists get together with world famous podcasters Dawn and Drew and talk about Dawn's new career aspirations as a stripper! Very special thanks go to Dawn and Drew for being kind enough to let yours truly (Winston) mess around with some audio and come up with this short clip.  If you're current D&D minions, welcome to the Pessimists.  If we were on top of our game, there would be a ton of new shows coming up soon, but we've had a hard time getting our sche ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Lunch, Spidey, and the Unlocked Door The Pessimists Episode 22 In this episode, you can tag along as Pessimists Winston, Kevin and Timmy go out to lunch. The audio quality isn't what you're used to, but it's the best we could do since we couldn't make it to the studio.  Some topics include: Other drivers Spidey Napkins An unlocked door Movies A BIG snail Crazy birds We hope you enjoy this episode.  For what it's worth, we'll be back in the studio ASAP, so stay tuned.  In the meantime, send us an email at thepessimists@gma ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RIP MI, Gen.2, and The Mail Bag In this episode, Winston takes time out of his busy schedule at the bakery to pop in and read a few of your emails all while saying a final goodbye to our homie the Mad Italian, and explaining the upcoming second generation of The Pessimists. Sorry it's not a "regular" show like the ones you've all grown to love so much. Thanks to Patrick, B-Fly, and Homeskillet for sending us the emails. Visit our official site at http://www.thepessimists.com  -Winston  Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Ep. 20 - Wii The Pessimists Episode 20 The Pessimists review: Nintendo Wii In this episode, we get together to fill our bellies full of fried chicken and review the new Nintendo Wii. Kevin and Winston stayed in line for hours to get theirs on launch day and finally some other Pessimists join them in gettin their Wii Sports on. Let us know what you think about the show and about Nintendo's new baby by giving us a voicemail at 206-202-7711. Hope to hear from you soon! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Jimmy, Dating, and Fissures! The Pessimists Episode 19In this episode, you get to meet Jimmy for the first time, Mad Italian tells another story that is hard to believe yet true, and we talk about dating just enough for me to write it down right here...  Oh, and the Mad Italian puts on his doctors coat and pretends he knows all there is to know about fissures.The Pessimists in this episode were:  Derek V. Dore, Jimmy, Kevin McGee, Mad Italian, and Winston Woodruff. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Memories and Upcoming Stuff The Pessimists Episode 18This one is a greatest hits type clip show thingy.  We'll be back on Saturday with a brand new show for you guys unless some act of God prevents us!  If nothing else, this might help some of the slackers catch up with us and maybe hear some things they didn't catch the first go round.The Pessimists in this episode were:  Derek V. Dore, Kyle McFilligan, Kevin McGee, Mad Italian, Odessa Turlingford, Pepper Kashmir, and Winston Woodruff. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cliches, Mirrors, and Doggy Self Esteem The Pessimists Episode 16What would you do if you were living every day like it was your last?  We tell you what we would do and then some.  Derek takes a crack at inventing a new word or two, but that might have just been the spirits talking.  Derek talks about Winston's old apartment, Mad Italian tries to show off his goods, and we talk about imitation dog bits.  Mad Italian tells a joke that was invented before funny and Winston is left wondering why there isn't a wai ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Spankers, Ribbons, and Steve Derek V. Dore joins us for the first time in this episode, and we have another landmark event when we play... music!  I begged the Asylum Street Spankers to let me play one of my favorite songs of theirs and for some crazy reason, they let me.  The song is "Stick Magnetic Ribbons on Your S.U.V." and it\'s available for purchase right now over on the Spankers web site .  The song gave us a good topic about those lovely ribbons plastered all over their cars.  ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Shocker, Chocolate, and a Heart Attack The Pessimists Episode 13Winston opens by interviewing Odessa.  When things really get under way, we talk about the shocker, Odessa's taste in women, his love for chocolate flavor while he's eating, and so much more.  Kevin gets a chance to tell a great story this time about the time he nearly offed the Mad Italian.  We close out with... Nothing!  Voicemail us, people 206-202-7711.  Make sure you vote at podcastalley because we need the love, and it's a new month.Th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Accents, Revenge, and Plastic Jesus The Pessimists Episode 12Odessa returns and we talk for a bit about how bad he wants to work at the bakery.  Mad Italian gets a chance to tell a story about how he got revenge on a former friend who got a tasty treat out of the deal.  After the revenge story, we go all over the place and talk about different techniques used to get animals in the mood.Odessa claims that McFilligan is out cat hunting.We close with a couple of voicemails we got.  Thanks to Rasheed for being our ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Odessa, Jugs, and Taking Advantage The Pessimists Episode 11Odessa Turlingford - the newest Pessimist - makes his debut in this fun filled episode.  Since he's the new guy, we give him a big Pessimists welcome by generally trying to aggravate him for the entire show.  I think he really enjoyed it.  We managed to get him to talk about his favorite tunes (sort of), the time he asked one of my bakery employees if her gifts were man made or not, and the time he shagged someone that may or may not have been playing ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Godmother, 20-20 Poofter, and Singing Willie The Pessimists Episode 10We're visited by Mad Italian's Godmother in this episode because Mad is running a bit late.  If nothing else, she's at least on hand to tell us why the Mad Italian smells the way he does.  Once things really get rolling we finally let Mad Italian tell his eyeglasses story.  I drop in with another quick Doh-related story and then drag some info out of Kevin about how his right hand man likes to sing and dance for the ladies.McFilligan is hurting in an ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Sounds, a Washboard, and Star Wars The Pessimists Episode 9We talk about what we heard - music or otherwise - the first time we each popped our respective cherries.  I won't ruin it for you here, but there might be some surprised in store for some of you.  We also find out that Mad Italian's Pops worked in waste management and that Kevin enjoys the sweet sweet sounds of a lawnmower.  We managed to squeeze in just a little talk about Star Wars but that was only to educate Kevin who maintains ignorance about the ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Doh, Hidden Prophylactics, and A Good Seal The Pessimists Episode 8.No serious stuff this time!  Kevin decides DURING the show that it's time to get prepared, Winston tells a story about his good buddy Doh, and the Mad Italian talks about getting a good seal.  The real gem of this episode comes from Kevin McGee's story about what happened when he hooked back up with an ex.  As unbelievable as it sounds, I've got confirmation from a few sources that say it's 100% true.Kyle is still running around in the Amazon.The Pess ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Terrorists, Pork Jerky, and Coupons The Pessimists Episode 7.Of course The Pessimists tried to get serious again and talk about the recently foiled terrorist attempts.  For some reason, that leads us to a story about Kevin getting charged the wrong price on some beef jerky and then the Mad Italian goes on a rant about coupons because he doesn't like being behind old people in line at the grocery store.  Eloquent and offensive as always.  You were warned.He apologizes in advance, but Kyle McFilligan couldn't be ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Crazy People, Cars, and Barbecues Crazy People!  In this episode, the Mad Italian entertains us all with a story all about his crazy friends with meat nicknames and what happens when a car breaks down in the middle of the night when a lonely fella went to pick himself up some sausage.The Pessimists in this episode were:Kevin McGeeKyle McFilliganMad ItalianWinston Woodruff Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dildor, Popcorn, and Cell Phones The Pessimists Episode 5.We tried recording a serious show a couple of times about hot-button topics and we failed... miserably.  Should known, right?  We're pessimists after all.  So, we did what we do best (depending on who you ask) and turned on the mics and winged it for a show.We hit you with some pretty funny stories about Daddy getting drunk again, the coming of Dildor, Kevin's love of the popcorn trick, and Kyle's hatred of cell phone headsets.  That's right, kid ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bros, Strip Poker, and Pizza The Pessimists are talking a little bit about the importance of not letting women get between you and your bros.  Kevin McGee has the nerve  to reveal some secrets to the Mad Italian that make Winston nervous enough to wonder whether or not he should turn off the mics.  You want to know what it was?You'll just have to tune in to find out what happened between Kevin and the Mad Italian's second wife! The Pessimists in this episode were:Kevin McGeeMad ItalianWinston Woodru ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website In-laws, Fluffy Dogs, and the God of Thunder Hilarity ensues in this third installment of The Pessimists where we talk all about how much we love or hate our in-laws.  Kevin and Winston aren't married yet, but our future in-laws get discussed right alongside the Mad Italians bunch of winners he's had over the course of his five marriages.Enjoy the show and let us know what you think - give us a call at 206-202-7711.The Pessimists in this episode were once again:WinstonKevinMad Italian Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Truth, Breastfeeding, and Smooth Legs In this episode, The Pessimists talk all about Truth and why there just isn't enough of it being employed today.  You know we also spend the episode cracking on each other and doing our best to get you laughing along with us.It's a special episode for two reasons:  1)  I never thought we'd make it to a second episode.  2)  We have a new Pessimist joing us this time since Kyle was away skydiving.We hope you dig the show.  Let us know what you think - give us a c ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Sex, Bathrooms and Marriage Leases In this episode, find out what The Pessimists have done for love, who shaves what, where we get some, and what we think about marriage as a lease with an option to buy.The Pessimists in this episode were:  Winston Woodruff, Kyle McFilligan, and Kevin McGee.  Email the PessimistsGive us a call:  206-202-7711 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 1 Mashup The Pessimists in this episode were:  Winston Woodruff, Kyle McFilligan, and Kevin McGee.  This episode contains a 30 second mashup created from the dialog found in episode 1.Consider this the super condensed version of the first episode.  If you like what you hear, leave us a message and give us a dig. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website