one minute you're exchanging high fives at a football game and the next you're in the Tower of London watching as some sweaty oaf sharpens his axeListen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AnniversaryI cringe when I look at our wedding pictures. My wife still looks pretty much the same, but back then I had hair, was skinny, and apparently had appalling taste in clothes.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
FriendsOkay, so someone I sold a book to, and personally signed, sold that book at a used book store and IT WAS WORTH LESS BECAUSE I SIGNED ITListen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
SalvationAnd, that's the best case scenario. Worst case involves living on crab apples and mudhens while learning how to speak Chinese.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Daylight SavingsSo, for about four months there was a copy of “Little Women” on the dashboard of my pickup and I lived in constant fear that I would be killed in a traffic accident and the entire eulogy at my funeral would be, “When Brent died, a copy of “Little Women” was found in his pickup with him.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Funeral....as I walked by a woman on her cell phone, I heard her say, Well, take him by the nape of the neck and shake him a couple times for meListen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
OverheardIf they ever catch Osama Bin Laden, I don't think there's any real need to go through any sort of trial and punishment. I think they should just turn him loose next to the line for security screening at any major American airportListen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Traveleing BluesIf they ever catch Osama Bin Laden, I don't think there's any real need to go through any sort of trial and punishment. I think they should just turn him loose next to the line for security screening at any major American airportListen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website