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The Chaos Radio Show with Heide, Alix, and Rhodian. Primary Format : Unknown Also Listed as: City : New York State/Province : NY Country : USA Country : NA User Tags: Warning: mysql_fetch_object(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /usr/home/sites/www.podcastdirectory.com/web/podcasts/index.php on line 218 User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Add to iTunes Text Only listing of Chaos Radio Show Podcasts Trumix.com listings available of Chaos Radio Show Podcasts Click Here to Update the directory of this podcasts programs.

Trumix.com listings available of Chaos Radio Show Podcasts Build your own playlists with this podcast. Two Stupid Texans Between Roger Clemens and George W. Bush, we had enough idiotic quotes to choke a dairy cow on this week’s show. Listen and learn, Heide prefers cum and sand on the face over sand in the vag. She claimed to be in a fine mood, but Rhodian knew with a little prodding he could get some rage out of her. The subject of her hissy-fit at the Comedy Shoppe show came up and she had to eat some deliciously sautéed crow. Mark Hamill is okay with Heath Ledger playing Joker in the Dark Kn ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website (Radio) War is Senseless If you enjoy listening to trainwrecks, then this is the Chaos Radio Show for you. Speaking of trainwrecks, we discussed the teen pregnancy of Miss Jamie Lynn Spears and speculation about the baby daddy. Rockit from the LunaticRadio.com Show joined us after the first break. We spoke to our Israeli correspondent in Philadelphia who to us naughty words in Hebrew. Cringe Humor comedian Josh Goguen called in to the show to say hi and plug his appearance at the Comedy Shoppe with Patrice O ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website We’re back. (Seriously) We’re not kidding this time. Chaos Radio is really back online. Heide, Rhodian, and producer Cris have returned, in all of their foul-mouthed, ball busting glory. We covered the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, with some exclusive audio that may suggest Hannah Montana is responsible for the former Pakistani Prime Minister’s death. Heide bragged about getting her degree and talked about the hot chicks in her WWII simulation class. We blame the victims of the San Francisco tiger attac ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Radio War over, We Win! Heide craps on herself again. Heide discussed her rendezvous across enemy lines, how she jinxed herself by telling a pant-crapping story, and Cris declares Lunatic Radio the losers of the Radio War. Heide’s story inspired Alix, Rhodian, and Cris to share their own urgent poop stories. We heard audio about Michael Vick jerseys being used to clean out dog kennels as details are released about his part in executing innocent lil’ doggies. Cris searched the internet for Herve Villechaize’s artsy black and white porn ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RADIO WAR! So the Radio War continues. Heide was mysteriously absent and we have to wonder if it had something to do with LunaticRadio.com's rant about us last Monday. Of course we don't take kindly to ridicule, so brace yourself for Rhodian's grunts of anger and requests for blood. We tried to do something that resembles a radio show, but we just couldn't get past the RADIO WAR. We reviewed audio of Lunatic Radio's tirade and figured out that they are contradicting themselves. If they are a li ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Chaos and Cockfights Heide bemoaned losing her best friend and having her dog die all in the same week, but Cris managed to take all the dignity out of her grieving process. We interviewed Jason Atkins, President of www.toughsportslive.com, a badass website which features live underground fights from Brazil, hot chicks in bikinis firing machine guns in slow motion, and the focus of this show, live cock fights from San Juan, Puerto Rico. We get Jason’s very interesting perspective on the differences between ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Shabbat Shalom and Good Chaos Between Lindsay Lohan, Michael Vick, and Heide and Cris’ insatiable appetite for a good ol’ on-air blow out, there was no shortage of topics to discuss on this Yom Kippur installment of the Chaos Radio Show. Alix shared stories of his Hassidic neighbors and their wacky Sabbath mishaps. Heide discussed her newfound love of ESPN NY radio and we talked some dog fighting. Rhodian is enjoying “The Bronx is Burning,” Patrick from Cringe Humor called in to defend himself against Cris, an ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Heide's Prom Night Dumpster Baby Rhodian returned his iPhones and saw Transformers without the rest of us. Once again, a film doesn’t live up to the hype in Rhodian’s opinion. It looks like Cris is the master debater…first he took on Alix over Eva Mendez’ stardom, and now Rhodian over Francis Ford Coppola’s directing skill. Heide’s disappointed that the Underdog movie is live action, and Cris decided it would be cool to drag out details of Heide’s teen pregnancy on the air without her pre-appr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Friday Night Chaos Fights Rematch If you think you might enjoy listening to the sweet sounds of Rhodian crunching Cheerios and gulping Bud Lite, then this show is for you! Well, aside from that, we recalled some audio of Alix’s awesome singing. Heide read an article about the end of free music broadcasting on internet radio, written by a guy everyone hated. But he likes Japanese pop music, so we checked some out. It’s really good…no…really… Vaughn from The Aristocrats radio show called in to smooth thi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Heide Finally Shows Up Yeah, that dirty bitch Heide came back to the studio and what does she do? She gets loaded on gin before the show even STARTS. Rhodian thought she’d be more of a whiskey drinker, but no…obviously it’s the gin that gets Heide going. She turned belligerent and flipped out on Cris, screaming and throwing shit like an animal. Welcome back, Heide. We had our first call with our Israeli correspondent on the scene in Philadelphia, Daniel Miriom. Keep listening for more of Daniel as we ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Alec Baldwin Has Our Number Too bad Rhodian decided to take the night off, because he missed out on a drunk call from none other than Alec Baldwin. We thought Mr. Baldwin might have been upset with us for playing our exclusive audio of his uncensored voicemails last week, but as it turns out, he’s a big fan of Cringe Humor Radio. Cris and Alix engaged in The Great Eva Mendez Debate. Cringe comedian Mark Anthony Ramirez called and weighed in on the Mendez issue. Heide recounted the sordid details of the end of he ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website New Exclusive phone calls from Alec Baldwin Well, everyone made it into the studio for this show, but not quite at their best. By far, the highlight of the night was our exclusive Alec Baldwin audio. Heide even jumped to the defense of Alec, calling into question the character of his selfish little pig of a daughter. Alix thinks Alec is a bully, and not surprisingly, Rhodian loved to hear a female being put in her place. Unfortunately, the crew also discussed the VA Tech shootings, the media circus, and probably worst of all, the wa ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cris Will Eat Your Children Heide returned from her Spring Break getaway to New Mexico (which is neither new, nor Mexico) and we celebrated the first anniversary of the Chaos Radio Show. Since Heide was a bit miffed that she missed seeing boobs in the chatroom while she was away, our devoted fan Christine called in and whipped ‘em out once again, thrilling one and all. She also shared some stories of crazy lesbians and Heide lamely tried to talk her through a sexy scenario. Rhodian, Alix, and Cris all chimed in a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Spanks for the Mamories No Heide again this Friday so the boys made another go at doing it without her, while she soaked up the sun in ol' New Mexico. What was supposed to be a clip show, with some of the best moments of Chaos Radio over the last year turned into a breast filled four hour marathon that was most unexpected. We couldn't take our eyes off the chat room as one of our loyal listeners showed us her massive double d's as well as her self ass spanking. It was good too considering we had nothin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A Good Wife Always Knows Her Place Heide showed up this week but for a while there we thought we lost Alix and Rhodian. After what might be described as a brief pre-show segment with Heide and Cris, the guys mercifully joined us. Rhodian’s disdain for his cats sparked a discussion over whether or not he would make a good dad. Cringe comedian Mark Anthony Ramirez called to defend Rhodian’s potential for good parenting, arguing that they would be the cleanest kids on the planet. This was a point no one could dis ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Heide's Lesbian Comeback ... or not Since Alix was under the false impression that Heide would be a no-show, she decided to surprise him by waiting until the last second before the mics were turned on to enter the studio. To everyone’s surprise, Heide proceeded to drop a bomb regarding the end of her long drought in the lesbian encounter department. The situation became very awkward as she grew less and less willing to divulge any of the juicy details. It seems that she never intended to broach the subject in the first pla ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Lunatics Get With the Chaos In a world…where two radio shows collide…there can be only one host. It was Heide, Kieran had to just sit back and enjoy the ride. Rhodian couldn’t make it for this show, so we filled the void with not one, but two very special guests, Kieran and Rockit from Lunatic Radio. Cris had some audio clips ready to compare the meltdowns of Heide and Kieran from their respective shows. The comparisons didn’t end there, though. Cris made sure to point out the “game” that they are each app ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Introducing the Flux Capacitor While Heide was recounting a bit she loved on fellow Cringe Humor Radio program, the Cousin Joe Show, Cris decided it would be a good time to test out Alix’s new and improved shock device on Rhodian. It was much more effective then the oversized Mr. Wizard looking apparatus from last week, but it seemed to deliver more of a burn than a jolt. Later on Alix tried his invention and described the feeling as if both of his arms were being tightly squeezed and taking a hard punch to the ch ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website You Can’t Shock Rhodian and Heide Storms out In an effort to deter Rhodian from screaming into the microphone, Alix designed an apparatus meant to deliver an electric shock into Rhodian’s hands at the touch of a button. We were all pretty excited about it, and the tension built until we tested it and found out it wasn’t working at all. Oh well, Wile E. Coyote. Back to the ol’ drawing board. Angry Heide made a spectacular comeback, first ranting about media coverage of Anna Nicole and then recounting a confrontation in the ladie ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Angry Heide Still Has No Game Heide was full of rage over a run in with two pit bulls and their rude owner that caused this show to open with unusual fury. She seemed to calm down pretty quickly when 2006 Sexiest Blogger of the Year Ilyana Lanai called. The girls seemed to really hit it off talking about 24, sexual harassment, and forays into lesbianism. We all tried to guess what NBA player Ilyana dated, but she wasn’t giving up the goods. The closest we got was the ashy looking Antonio McDyess. Things got pretty w ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website How Many Clowns Can We Fit in the Chaos Radio Studio? As if the studio wasn’t snug enough with the four of us in the room, we decided to invite stand up comedian and the host of Cringe Humor at Caroline’s, Mark Anthony Ramirez in studio. It was a tight squeeze, but we like it. Alix’s faith in an almighty power seems to be waning. He talked about running into his sworn enemy on his way to work and said that if there WAS a God, he would have given Alix the strength to kill the guy. He doesn’t see the logic in how a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Chaos…at its Least Coherent Discussions on this edition of Chaos Radio seemed to spiral out of control with the help of a few shots of Jose Cuervo at the show’s start. Tempers flared and voices rose…far too loud…but despite all that we managed to get off quite a few laughs. We debuted Alix’s Brokeback Mountain spoof, Cock Crazy Cris, which featured some very misleading sound bites from our hetero producer. We heard exclusive, private audio of Patrick from Cringe Humor exercising his foot fetish, and ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Why does Alix sleep with married women? Alix regaled us with torrid sex stories from his troubled youth, but first we listened to some audio of Gray’s Anatomy’s T.R. Knight discussing the matter of his co-stars Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey’s beef over Washington’s trash-talking. This brought up the question of whether it’s worse to be called a faggot or a nigger. We still think the “n” word is worse. We uncovered some more details of Alix’s history with married women, and his encounters with th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website “God Bless Heide…and Kill Alix” This episode of the Chaos Radio Show has further discussion of the possibility of Heide shooting ping-pong balls from her holiest of holes. That would indeed be an event to top the video of her ass getting pelted with dozens of eggs. You can bet that Rhodian will try to win someone’s soul in the wagering around the launch distance. An innocent effort to plug our friends on Lunatic Radio turned into a heated debate about Free FM radio personalities, pitting Alix firmly against the rest ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website God's out to get Alix and the debut of Star Wars Trivia Yes, folks, to start off the New Year propuh, our original co-host Alix made his big comeback to the show. Seems that through his trials with “The Big D” and a Christmas Day car accident, Alix has become absolutely convinced that Death is stalking him. Once he was done getting all deep on us, we got him to tell a story about some chick peeing in his mouth while he was going down on her. Which leads to another tale in Heide’s attempt at lesbianism. Yeah…t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Last Show of 2006! We ended our 2006 run with Bizarro (or is he Alex now) in studio, and some new bits. Alix (our original co-host) announced his impending return to the show in 2007. He made it sound like he’s going to knock everyone’s socks off, too. Heide is considering trying the ping-pong ball trick, and Rhodian may be willing to put money on those skills. Who knows, we may come back in 2007 with a contest on who can shoot the ping-pong ball further using only her most intimate of muscles? We may ha ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Damian in Studio, Rhodian Loses His Edge, Heide Not So Funny What the hell is happening to us? Damian definitely added a fresh voice to the program, but Rhodian seems to be going soft on us, Heide just has nothing interesting to say, and Cris seemed to dominate the mic. Eh, what are you gonna do? Sometimes the show just takes on a life of its own. Cris got all misty remembering all his Transformer and GI Joe toys that his mother had the gall to throw out because she needed to “paint the inside of the closet.” Cris also told another tale of the in ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cringe Radio Debut, Eggs to the Ass and some spanking We kicked off our first show on Cringe Radio with a bang. Heide made good on the consequences of losing the Asian Midget bet by taking 40 eggs to the ass live on the air. Rissah and Bizarro were in-studio for the big event, with Riss doing a fabulous job of commentating on the festivities. Topics of discussion were the Alabama-mom-rapist, guidelines for a successful threesome (according to the ladies), and the pros and cons of anal sex. We also promoted this upcoming weekend’s ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Rhodian Annihilates Heide, Punishment by Egging In the studio for this week’s show was Alix’s good friend/arch-enemy, Bizarro (aka the other Alex). He shared his own helpful anal sex tip, V05 strawberry conditioner is great for lubrication. Apparently it makes everything very soft. The grace period on the pinky bet ended this week as Heide admitted defeat. The Asian midget girl video was not produced, so Rhodian triumphed. He gave Heide three loser-punishments to choose from. Her first option was to add to his collection of souls a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Yeah, yeah…just get back to that lesbian sex story Alix was with us only in spirit (except for a couple of call-ins from his new job), so Heide and Rhodian had their work cut out for them. They made do with some help from Cris who told the tale of Pete the Hook, the famous zeppoli maker from Queens. Cris was also intent upon outing Heide as the Jew-hating Nazi he believes she is. Rhodian and Heide renegotiated the terms of their pinky bet over Heide producing video proof of her Asian midget sighting. Heide gets a one-week extension, but a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RHODIAN WREAKS HAVOC WITH CARLO ROSSI Heide and Alix were happy to have Rhodian back in studio, but Alix was even happier because Rhodian showed up with a big ol’ jug of his favorite beverage, Carlo Rossi Chablis. Maybe the kids should hit up the wine makers for a sponsorship? This show hearkens back to the earlier days when the show was truly chaotic, jumping from one ridiculous topic to the next without resolution or even much sense. That’ll happen when the hosts are out of their gourds on cheap white wine. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mysteriously Disappearing Mango Radio Hosts We were back in black, but down one man, as Rhodian seemed to have blown us off this week. We can only surmise that he must be dead, since he didn’t call or anything. Perhaps he will return as a zombie next week. Only time will tell. It could actually be part of a bigger issue, since the station owner, Marc (aka Mango), has been MIA for a few weeks now. The conspiracy theories are brewing, folks. In spite of this, we forged ahead into some general ethnic bashing. Cris decried the stu ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Rapper Kenn Starr and an Alix cringe moment. Chaos Radio now has its very own hotline, and it's not just for voicemail, kids! Our first ever call-in guest was Halftooth recording artist Kenn Starr. Kenn promoted his long-anticipated album "Starr Status," and shared his personal insights about the industry, as well as his own experiences rapping since the age of ten. For all those looking for something fresh. Support Kenn and his new album. You can purchase his CD at www.halftooth.com. Or check him out at myspace.com/kennstarr. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website So, Looks Like We’re Losing Pluto as a Planet In the wake of last week’s Carlo Rossi Spectacular, the Chaos crew made a valiant attempt at delivering an entertaining show, and thanks to comedian Joe DeRosa, they managed to pull through. Heide talked about the conversation she overheard in Target about the black cashier’s black father not allowing her to date black guys. That got Alix talking about the racism he faced from his late father-in-law, and Rhodian’s response to the topic was to pose the question, “would you rathe ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Carlo Rossi, Incest, and Samurai Swords Past experience has taught the Chaos crew that Alix and Carlo Rossi Chablis are a volatile combination. Alix can toss down a 6 pack of beer and not feel a thing, but give him half a gallon of cheap white wine and there’s no telling how crazy things can get. Listen to this show, and see if you can tell when the wrecking ball (dubbed Carlos Rossi by Rissah) hits Alix. He’s with us one minute, and then all of a sudden…CHAOS. The real highlight of this volume of Chaos Radio is the readin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Interview with a Hero So we did some good this Saturday. Participated in a Radio-A-thon for charity and actually felt good doing it. Mango Radio was the official radio station for this year’s blog-A-thon and we had a fun time with it. We want to thank Mango Radio for picking Unlocking Autism as the charity of choice. They could have picked any charity they wanted, but we’re glad they picked Unlocking Autism, because we had a chance to interview Shelley Hendrix Reynolds, who serves as the organization’s ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Is that a Speculum in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? This week’s show was thought-provoking, insightful, and dealt with the bigger issues in our world today…degrading sex-acts, pornography, prince albert piercings, are Carrie-Anne Moss’ breasts real and an inside look into what really goes on in the gynecologist’s office. Heide revealed a traumatizing tale of teenage molestation that may baffle you. Actually, the show wasn’t ALL about sex (though it’s probably as close as the show has come to staying on the topic for th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website What else porn and Comedian Pat Dixon So we’ve learned now that there are two ways to silence Alix, stick Chinese food in his mouth and book comedian Pat Dixon on the show. The exchange was hilarious. Pat’s sarcasm might have worked with Alix and Rhodian, but that didn’t stop Heide. The two hit it off quite well and promised to exchange emails. “You sure are a looker,” Heide says before the interview comes to an end. Who knows what comes of this. Also on the show Alix gets trapped in the Chaos Radio studio bathroom. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Comedian Maria Shehata, the legend of Chinese Louis and is Superman gay, on this week's show Rhodian took a girl on their first date to "The Passion of the Christ." (Which is kind of like taking someone to a funeral on the first date.) Eventually, he started re-thinking his gameplan. "Jesus totally got his that night, but I looked over at her crying and thought maybe it wasn't the greatest idea. Lucifer was cool as shit though." Heide also discusses her residual guilt from leaving the Lutheran Church, while Rhodian and Alix made sympathy noises to cover up the fact that they wer ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Listen All Y’all, it’s a Sabotage If human drama excites, enthralls, and entertains you, then this thirteenth week of Chaos Radio is right up your alley. Listen and cringe as the crew dissects Alix’s solo show from the prior week bit-by-Oprah-loving-bit! Rhodian nobly tried to referee as Cris and Heide bombarded Alix with repudiations of his rants and relentless mockery. Alix insisted that his going solo was the right thing to do despite the rest of us discouraging the idea. In his indignation he also accused Cris of sett ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Alix's sexcapade with his friend's mom and dad. We've always thought that Heide was prone to reveal things about herself that she would later regret, but on Chaos Radio Show Vol. 10 Alix was feeling it. Alix admits to banging his friend's mom and then doubling up on said mom with his friend's dad. You heard me right. The Chaos Radio Show has now gone into DP mode. So now that Alix is the new master of confession, what kind of reaction will the rest of the crew have to his candid honesty? Find out in this week's edition. Also on the ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website