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Woo Yeah - Hex The Dex - Oct 2011 Where else can you go for meat bands, nuclear Sinatras, pcp olympics, and 2 tunes featuring the 'woo yeah' guy? Nowhere.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Godfather - Hex The Dex - Apr 2011Hex the Dex is back where it started, in podcast form. Uncut,uncensored and in breathtaking dead-central super-sounding mono. All of the fun with all of the not fun still there too. It’s literally less but seems like more. Beatable value on a shoestring budget doesn’t get more less than this. It’s still quite funny though and there’s some good beats. Why not give it a wiz.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A View To A Grill - Hex The Dex - Dec 2011What do they say? Good morning or afternoon or evening to you
prospective listener and welcome to this text description of a
podcast. This show is as meaty as it is silly, it is as silly as a
sausage and as sausagy as gay porn. That’s right, gay porn..what of
it? You can’t curry love…that’s what they say. Enjoy.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Tumnus Conundrum 2 - Hex The Dex - Oct 2010OK, fair play. The first part of this Tumnus Conundrum programme contained few, if any references to Narnia or Mr Tumnus or indeed a Conundrum. Fear not hardy and tolerant listener for this part 2 programme does have all the right places in the right bits. For example Mr Tumnus is mentioned repeatedly in an unfolding conundrum scenario, very much in keeping with the original programme title, The Tumnus Conundrum. WARNING: Fans of the timid faun known as Mr Tumnus my wish to avoid listening ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Tumnus Conundrum - Hex The Dex - Oct 2010BACK! If you like big backs then you are in luck, coz we are massively back in a huge way. Sorry for the neglect podcasterz, it wont happen again. This show if crammed to the gullet with all the usual meaningless dross and disposable nonsense that just passes for borderline entertainment in our half lived lives. The Hex The Dex silly car is revved and ready, lets off-road…..in Narnia.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Dogs 2 - Hex The Dex Live 3pm Apr 18th 2010We really have gone to The Dogs in this part 2 Hex show. It contains a massive error. It has offensive and unnecessary Brian Blessed bum talk. And lest you think that Tom Baker’s anus goes unimagined then no, there it is. All that and Gordon Brown’s fun-string, Sarah Brown’s secret garden and a horrific chainsaw accident. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS. EVER.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bumschlaken - Hex The Dex - May 2010Who, tell me, who? Just who, would sand a monkey for fun. And I don't mean throw sand in the monkeys face, though that would be bad enough. No. Who would take some sandpaper, starting with a course grain, and set about a blameless simian with the intention of giving it him lovely smooth finish? Who? Only someone extremely bored, that's who. Don't let it be you. Listen to this megabig-double-size show forthwith. WARNING: Actual show may appear shorter due to time flying when you're having fu ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Dogs - Hex The Dex Live 3pm Apr 18th 2010Like the man with the world record for having the highest sperm count, this show is creaking at the seams and begging to be released. Its dog content is higher than any previous Hex, a stunning 80 percent. The Robert Mugabe count is off the scale, and if you like tedious towel-folding robots, then boy is this the podcast for you.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hoovers 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Mar 28th 2010Yes, more lovely bandwidth! Thank you wise benefactor. Now witness the power of this fully operational battle-podcast. KablooooooOOOooooMMM! ---WARNING: There has been a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. WARNING ENDS.---Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hoovers 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Mar 28th 2010Yes, more lovely bandwidth! Thank you wise benefactor. Now witness the power of this fully operational battle-podcast. KablooooooOOOooooMMM! ---WARNING: There has been a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. WARNING ENDS.---Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hoovers 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Mar 28th 2010Yikes! Whenever we post a new show all of our bandwidth gets eaten in a couple of days. The cause of this problem is a phenomena known as popularity. We have thus-far avoided popularity by excluding entertaining content, being irritating berks and through a combined strategy of ineptitude and laziness. Sadly our efforts have failed. We are popular. Please, please, dear listener, if you want to listen to future episodes of Hex the Dex then don't listen to this one. Ta.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hoovers 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Mar 28th 2010Yikes! Whenever we post a new show all of our bandwidth gets eaten in a couple of days. The cause of this problem is a phenomena known as popularity. We have thus-far avoided popularity by excluding entertaining content, being irritating berks and through a combined strategy of ineptitude and laziness. Sadly our efforts have failed. We are popular. Please, please, dear listener, if you want to listen to future episodes of Hex the Dex then don't listen to this one. Ta.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bystanders 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Feb 14th 2010Bystanders, TW*TS more like. Hello and welcome to this podcast description text. Throughout this sentence I'll be explaining the purpose of this sentence and then towards the end telling you that this is a good choice of podcast. I’ll thank you for listening and then invoke a cheery farewell.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bystanders 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Feb 14th 2010Bystanders, TW*TS more like. Hello and welcome to this podcast description text. Throughout this sentence I'll be explaining the purpose of this sentence and then towards the end telling you that this is a good choice of podcast. I’ll thank you for listening and then invoke a cheery farewell.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Caught In A Trap 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Jan 10th 2010As Public Enemy quite rightly point out, Elvis was a hero to most. Now, we too celebrate his memory by imagining The King crawling naked over a carpet of primed mousetraps. Respect due. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Caught In A Trap 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Jan 10th 2010As Public Enemy quite rightly point out, Elvis was a hero to most. Now, we too celebrate his memory by imagining The King crawling naked over a carpet of primed mousetraps. Respect due. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Caught In A Trap - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Jan 10th 2010They tried to stop us but we were too strong, too many, too silly. They tried to stop us but we had too little to lose, and we smelled unusually. Live from a concrete bunker in London's war-torn Hackney district comes the sound of hope. There will always be a show. Hex the Dex will never be slain. Stirring stuff, huh? You may notice that this edition of Hex The Dex sounds a little gritty. Please accept our apologies but we had to broadcast it using an old umbrella, a record player, a circu ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Caught In A Trap - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Jan 10th 2010They tried to stop us but we were too strong, too many, too silly. They tried to stop us but we had too little to lose, and we smelled unusually. Live from a concrete bunker in London's war-torn Hackney district comes the sound of hope. There will always be a show. Hex the Dex will never be slain. Stirring stuff, huh? You may notice that this edition of Hex The Dex sounds a little gritty. Please accept our apologies but we had to broadcast it using an old umbrella, a record player, a circu ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Popacappin' - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Dec 13th 2009Bend over. Dave has got a cap, and he wants to pop it in something. Then you can try and sit down, relax, make a cup of tea and a Mr Kipling Urinal Cake and have an exceedingly good time listening to Hex The Dex.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Popacappin' - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Dec 13th 2009Bend over. Dave has got a cap, and he wants to pop it in something. Then you can try and sit down, relax, make a cup of tea and a Mr Kipling Urinal Cake and have an exceedingly good time listening to Hex The Dex.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Malelophant 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009What? News, stories, suits, autocue, serious voice, massive tragedy, ehhhhhh? Has Hex really gone rolling news or is it simply a lame-ass Day Today rip-off? Yes. WARNING: This show contains weak vegetable based rapping.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Malelophant 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009What? News, stories, suits, autocue, serious voice, massive tragedy, ehhhhhh? Has Hex really gone rolling news or is it simply a lame-ass Day Today rip-off? Yes. WARNING: This show contains weak vegetable based rapping.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Malelophant 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009We were on a quest, yes that was it, a magical quest. The quest we were on is the reason for our long absence. We went missing, but now we are back, HooT! HooT! HooT! Sorry about that. Right where were we……ahh yes, talking total arse-bilge, playing the breaks and generally hooning about. Your normal transmission will now resume. Godspeed.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Malelophant 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009We were on a quest, yes that was it, a magical quest. The quest we were on is the reason for our long absence. We went missing, but now we are back, HooT! HooT! HooT! Sorry about that. Right where were we……ahh yes, talking total arse-bilge, playing the breaks and generally hooning about. Your normal transmission will now resume. Godspeed.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Owls Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 26th 2009Owl stretching time continues! Actually I can't even remember why this show was called Owls! There is certainly not a single mention of an owl in this part two bit. It had something to do with dirty egg holes I think but that's not important anymore. Probably best to treat this as a stand alone listening experience and forget all about those filthy owls for now. This show features some hot stuff (coming through) including: a massive mice off, canned fish, DIY tips and a very confusing intro ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Owls Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 26th 2009Owl stretching time continues! Actually I can't even remember why this show was called Owls! There is certainly not a single mention of an owl in this part two bit. It had something to do with dirty egg holes I think but that's not important anymore. Probably best to treat this as a stand alone listening experience and forget all about those filthy owls for now. This show features some hot stuff (coming through) including: a massive mice off, canned fish, DIY tips and a very confusing intro ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Owls Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 26th 2009Whatever you do, don't go into the barn. If you don't have a barn then consider yourself very lucky. If you are already in the barn then don't look behind you. It's Owls! All the usual Hex the Dex fun in this show, there's killer breaks, a DubStep DebAcle, Lady Gaga gets some grief, we rhyme Nationality with Irrationality and hear about Enid Blyton's lesser know children's book, The Evil Nine. Bonk!Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Owls Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 26th 2009Whatever you do, don't go into the barn. If you don't have a barn then consider yourself very lucky. If you are already in the barn then don't look behind you. It's Owls! All the usual Hex the Dex fun in this show, there's killer breaks, a DubStep DebAcle, Lady Gaga gets some grief, we rhyme Nationality with Irrationality and hear about Enid Blyton's lesser know children's book, The Evil Nine. Bonk!Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Moose On Da Loose Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 12th 2009Well it's about bloody time! We finally travel back to the future, our future that is, not yours. It’s your NOW, you can tell because you’re reading this at the moment. Unless you’re in the future (yours and ours) remembering reading this once (in the future past.) Either way you are NOW and we are THEN doing a show for you NOW. Geddit? Good. This show has stuff in it, including our Crucify this Famous Guy competition and a story about a soapy man. Or is he? Soapy? I love you. Or will ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Moose On Da Loose Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 12th 2009Well it's about bloody time! We finally travel back to the future, our future that is, not yours. It’s your NOW, you can tell because you’re reading this at the moment. Unless you’re in the future (yours and ours) remembering reading this once (in the future past.) Either way you are NOW and we are THEN doing a show for you NOW. Geddit? Good. This show has stuff in it, including our Crucify this Famous Guy competition and a story about a soapy man. Or is he? Soapy? I love you. Or will ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Integrity Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it’s Hex the Dex.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Moose On Da Loose Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 12th 2009In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Moose On Da Loose Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 12th 2009In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Integrity Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it’s Hex the Dex.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Integrity Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Integrity Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Animal Snax Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Feb 8th 2009Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm…pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that’s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Animal Snax Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Feb 8th 2009Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm…pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that’s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Animal Snax Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Feb 8th 2009Bong...Britain has been buried under boggling boganers. Bong...Dave found on top of a hill at sunrise in his little gym shorts. Bong...Animals all over the world are ravenous for snacks. Bong...Christian Bale very reasonably goes ape. Bong...Pleasing breakbeat music found. Hex The Dex - news alchemists tinkering with the golden egg of fact.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Animal Snax Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Feb 8th 2009Bong...Britain has been buried under boggling boganers. Bong...Dave found on top of a hill at sunrise in his little gym shorts. Bong...Animals all over the world are ravenous for snacks. Bong...Christian Bale very reasonably goes ape. Bong...Pleasing breakbeat music found. Hex The Dex - news alchemists tinkering with the golden egg of fact.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mind Peepers Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 25th 2009Would you like to buy a nazi mankini? Well obviously, who wouldn’t? Here is a show featuring chatting men and banging music. If you don’t like either or both elements then consider this an exercise in EXTREME tolerance. Please also go to breakspoll.com and vote for Hex the Dex as best radio show. Ta muchly, Laters.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mind Peepers Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 25th 2009Would you like to buy a nazi mankini? Well obviously, who wouldn’t? Here is a show featuring chatting men and banging music. If you don’t like either or both elements then consider this an exercise in EXTREME tolerance. Please also go to breakspoll.com and vote for Hex the Dex as best radio show. Ta muchly, Laters.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Battenberg Bass Bait Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 11th 2009We're here to save morris dancing, lets be quite clear about that. This most derided form of English folk dance is not, as some people contend, "Totally gay beyond all belief." So please stop saying it is. It quite often involves sticks for example, which are very very manly. So there. OK, so the inclusion of tinkling bells, limp-wristed hankie waving and ludicrous prancing may excuse your misguidedness but, from now on, DO consider yourselves better informed. All that and great tunes for a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Battenberg Bass Bait Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 11th 2009We're here to save morris dancing, lets be quite clear about that. This most derided form of English folk dance is not, as some people contend, "Totally gay beyond all belief." So please stop saying it is. It quite often involves sticks for example, which are very very manly. So there. OK, so the inclusion of tinkling bells, limp-wristed hankie waving and ludicrous prancing may excuse your misguidedness but, from now on, DO consider yourselves better informed. All that and great tunes for a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Battenberg Bass Bait Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 11th 2009Congratulations. You'd be surprised how many peeps plow straight into the listening experience without taking the time to read this little textual nugget. Perhaps they think they'll understand well enough without guidance. Perhaps they fear that the electric frisson of surprise will be lost to a careless spoiler contained here. Perhaps they are the sort of person deserving nothing but pity for their premature-jizz-prone aural proclivity. Numpties. WARNING: This show contains the concept of ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Battenberg Bass Bait Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 11th 2009Congratulations. You'd be surprised how many peeps plow straight into the listening experience without taking the time to read this little textual nugget. Perhaps they think they'll understand well enough without guidance. Perhaps they fear that the electric frisson of surprise will be lost to a careless spoiler contained here. Perhaps they are the sort of person deserving nothing but pity for their premature-jizz-prone aural proclivity. Numpties. WARNING: This show contains the concept of ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Stocking Filler - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Dec 25th 2008Yo babes! Happy Chrimbo, and all manner of festive jazz in your area.
This bonus HextheDex is the best stocking filler since golden legs, in which we get digested by the mighty Sarlacc for a thousand years, we present a Which guide to stunt cockery and a mince off so mincey it’s mincier than the minciest mince pie since records began! Seasons beatings peeps. HooT!Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Stocking Filler - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Dec 25th 2008Yo babes! Happy Chrimbo, and all manner of festive jazz in your area.
This bonus HextheDex is the best stocking filler since golden legs, in which we get digested by the mighty Sarlacc for a thousand years, we present a Which guide to stunt cockery and a mince off so mincey it’s mincier than the minciest mince pie since records began! Seasons beatings peeps. HooT!Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Naughty Swarm Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Nov 23rd 2008Balloomania grips the show as we take to the French skies with Jean-Claude Van Damme, we review Dave’s collection of Santa costumes, we investigate the legal career of Judge Reinhold and the Burka-Doppelganger Skive-Scam. All that and an exclusive live Echaskech track. Hex the Dex, the sonic mind-slug.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | |