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Trumix.com listings available of geekMethod - We geek out so you don\'t have to Podcasts Build your own playlists with this podcast. Podcast 63 - I think some people's definition of manliness is effed up At the end of today's show we spend some time discussing a list we found of the '64 Manliest Movies'. I'm still offended by the exclusion of 'Rocky' from not just the easily deserved number one spot, but from the list entire. No 'Great Escape'? What about 'Saving Private Ryan', or jeezusmaryandjoseph 'BRYANS SONG'? I DEFY any man to watch that and not cry a single manly tear. Old Yeller? No, let's put 'American Psycho' at number 2. That's just wrong. Apparently the guys who wrote this list ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 62 - Oh mama, I need some of that sweet moondust herb So I was playing GTA IV the other day - along with probably 99% of our listeners out there - and I shot a guy in the face. Nothing new there. But as he fell backwards, he was immediately dismantled by a speeding car - blood smearing under the tire tracks as the driver tried to brake. All while a passer-by shouted, ?Aw damn! That was FUCKED up!? Screw growing plants in moon dust - why do I need to leave my living room? I can watch simulated TV on a video game thats playing on my TV. Ahh - to ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 61 - Don't Hellray me, Bro! EA Interactive made public last week it's desire to purchase 2K Games, the publisher of such titles as BioShock, the MLB2K series, and Grand Theft Auto IV. There isn't much we have to say on the issue that isn't already addressed in the Ars link posted below, but we just want to show our support. Yet another acquisition for the hungry, roaring juggernaut that is EA is just plain bad for the industry. I also finally got a Wii, and there is much rejoicing in my happy home. Expect much more a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 61 - Don't Hellray me, Bro! EA Interactive made public last week it's desire to purchase 2K Games, the publisher of such titles as BioShock, the MLB2K series, and Grand Theft Auto IV. There isn't much we have to say on the issue that isn't already addressed in the Ars link posted below, but we just want to show our support. Yet another acquisition for the hungry, roaring juggernaut that is EA is just plain bad for the industry. I also finally got a Wii, and there is much rejoicing in my happy home. Expect much more a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 60 - Hang in there, 2K EA In the same breath that we invent a non-lethal weapon designed as a more humane means of crowd control, we invent a miracle water distiller that can supposedly eradicate fifty percent of the world's disease. Of course, we also spend an equal amount of time making toy guns that can fire 25 foam darts per minute and port modern rhythm games to 26 year old consoles. Ain't the future grand? They say human beings are unique compared to other species of animals on the planet in that we are a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 60 - Hang in there, 2K EA Interactive made public last week it's desire to purchase 2K Games, the publisher of such titles as BioShock, the MLB2K series, and Grand Theft Auto IV. There isn't much we have to say on the issue that isn't already addressed in the Ars link posted below, but we just want to show our support. Yet another acquisition for the hungry, roaring juggernaut that is EA is just plain bad for the industry. I also finally got a Wii, and there is much rejoicing in my happy home. Expect much more a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 59 - We are horrible human beings We actually recorded this over a week ago, but I am a horrible human being. We are not awful for laughing at people who kill themselves, or mothers who feed their children marijuana. No, we are terrible for not posting a podcast in a timely manner. Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I am wicked sorry I cannot get my shit together to post my podcast on time. I did not mean to get so far behind on my work, and Call of Duty 4 is so fun, I can???t help myself. Please cleanse me of my lackadaisical ways. And ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 58 - Hello Kitty makes everything funnier It really does. Think about something wicked depressing. Like bulldozers razing a children???s park, or giant smokestacks belching industrial waste into the sky. Now imagine them painted bright pink with the ubiquitous kitty emblazoned prominently on their hulls. Hilarious! The US military should make an elite unit of soldiers dressed in bright pink Hello Kitty uniforms. The bad guys would be too busy laughing to ever return fire. How could the world fear a totalitarian regime if it were pr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 57 - Microwave cooking just got a lot more disturbing I have no idea why we are not recording a show at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas this year. It's a five hour drive from Phoenix, and a 45 minute plane ride, tops. I profusely apologize for our lack of ambition. In the meantime, you can listen to our commentary on some of the news out of Vegas, and cringe at how far crazy can take you in the kitchen. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 56 - Haikus? Nah, but we've got dirty limericks Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, my geeky friends. I hope your holiday season is filled with magic and shiny things that make most excellent whirring noises. I'm off again to Chicago for the holidays, but don't worry - I'll be back in a few days. No super long hiatus, no writer's strike here. We'll be back again next week with more geeky goodness. In the meantime, there's some serious trailer goodness below. If you haven't seen the Force Unleashed trailer yet, I demand you set aside a fe ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 56 - Haikus? Nah, but we've got dirty limericks Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, my geeky friends. I hope your holiday season is filled with magic and shiny things that make most excellent whirring noises. I'm off again to Chicago for the holidays, but don't worry - I'll be back in a few days. No super long hiatus, no writer's strike here. We'll be back again next week with more geeky goodness. In the meantime, there's some serious trailer goodness below. If you haven't seen the Force Unleashed trailer yet, I demand you set aside a fe ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 55 - Geez, people. What the hell happened? I can't leave you people alone for six weeks without everything going to hell. Sheesh. Japan was amazing. Give me a hostage, and I'll babble your ear off about it for hours - and in this show, I do. I'll have lots more pictures and stories to tell about my experiences in the coming weeks, as I ease back into the real world and get myself organized. So stay tuned for that. Today we also get reacquainted with that whole doing a podcast thing. Check it out. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 55 - Geez, people. What the hell happened? I can't leave you people alone for six weeks without everything going to hell. Sheesh. Japan was amazing. Give me a hostage, and I'll babble your ear off about it for hours - and in this show, I do. I'll have lots more pictures and stories to tell about my experiences in the coming weeks, as I ease back into the real world and get myself organized. So stay tuned for that. Today we also get reacquainted with that whole doing a podcast thing. Check it out. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 54 - I think the Japanese steam their bacon Ya, Okay, I suck (sorry Marty). You in the back, shut up, I know! It took me forever to get the latest show up. Admittedly, I was a little discouraged by the defacing of our site. But fear not, I WILL get it back up soon along with some new shows. Anyway, Mike is off in Japan somewhere fighting off the craving for a real American breakfast. He seems to be having a great time, but far too busy to communicate with just about anyone. So I have Ryan "The Hoad" sitting in with me this show. We y ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 54 - The Japanese steam their bacon... so wrong Ya, Okay, I suck (sorry Marty). You in the back, shut up, I know! It took me forever to get the latest show up. Admittedly, I was a little discouraged by the defacing of our site. But fear not, I WILL get it back up soon along with some new shows. Anyway, Mike is off in Japan somewhere fighting off the craving for a real American breakfast. He seems to be having a great time, but far too busy to communicate with just about anyone - I think the Japanese have something seriously wrong with th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 53 - Leaving on a Jet Plane So Long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good-bye. I am off to the Land of the Rising Sun for the next five and a half weeks. Fret not, Internet-land, you will still be able to catch your geeky fix while I???m gone - Ryan will hold down the fort with a varied assortment of fantastic guests. I???ll also send in some recordings of my experiences when I can. Wish me luck! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 53 - Leaving on a Jet Plane So Long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good-bye. I am off to the Land of the Rising Sun for the next five and a half weeks. Fret not, Internet-land, you will still be able to catch your geeky fix while I’m gone - Ryan will hold down the fort with a varied assortment of fantastic guests. I’ll also send in some recordings of my experiences when I can. Wish me luck! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 52 - A world without geeks, boo The New York Times published a book review of a non-fiction thought experiment describing what would happen to Manhattan Island if humans were, ahem, no longer present on its shores. The fact that we live in a world where that doesn???t seem like science fiction is disturbing. However, no need to check out like our intrepid barber friend, I feel like society is doing a pretty good of making ???Green Living??? not only a sensible choice, but a profitable one for all parties concerned. Well, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 52 - A world without geeks, boo The New York Times published a book review of a non-fiction thought experiment describing what would happen to Manhattan Island if humans were, ahem, no longer present on its shores. The fact that we live in a world where that doesn’t seem like science fiction is disturbing. However, no need to check out like our intrepid barber friend, I feel like society is doing a pretty good of making ‘Green Living’ not only a sensible choice, but a profitable one for all parties concerned. Well, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 51 - We are award winning journalists! That???s right, read ???em and weep, folks! Right in there next to ???Best Vanity License Plate??? and ???Best Place to Spot People Who???ve had Plastic Surgery???. Please, hold your applause. No autographs right now, thank you. No honestly, we???re really just pleased to be in the issue, and we thank the New Times for the award, it???s a lot of fun. Speaking of award-winning journalism, screw all you haters - several media outlets in Russia are still running the story about the boy who sur ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 51 - We are award winning journalists! That’s right, read ‘em and weep, folks! Right in there next to ‘Best Vanity License Plate’ and ‘Best Place to Spot People Who’ve had Plastic Surgery’. Please, hold your applause. No autographs right now, thank you. No honestly, we’re really just pleased to be in the issue, and we thank the New Times for the award, it’s a lot of fun. Speaking of award-winning journalism, screw all you haters - several media outlets in Russia are still running the story about the boy who sur ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 50 - Act now and get a free kick in the balls from Apple I think it???s a fantastic business strategy for Apple to slash prices for the 8GB iPhone nearly a month after release. I mean, who really wants customer loyalty, anyway? That???s the equivalent of us recording a show that is just me screeching into a microphone for thirty minutes, and then at the end I talk shit about your mom. What? I would never say anything about your momz, dogg - she???s way nice. Really nice. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 50 - Act now and get a free kick in the balls from Apple I think it’s a fantastic business strategy for Apple to slash prices for the 8GB iPhone nearly a month after release. I mean, who really wants customer loyalty, anyway? That’s the equivalent of us recording a show that is just me screeching into a microphone for thirty minutes, and then at the end I talk shit about your mom. What? I would never say anything about your momz, dogg - she’s way nice. Really nice. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 49 - Hmm, this sausage tastes rubbery I don???t know if Americans spend too much time on the internet - certainly not anyone who listens to this show. You are all fine, upstanding examples of online culture. Now go outside, and don???t forget your SPF 6 million sunblock. That evil ball of fire burrrrrrrrrrns usss.. Also, I just wanted to elaborate on the new language learning web-app, Mango, we mention briefly on the show - it???s fucking delicious. Seriously. I???ve used a lot of language learning stuff in preparation for goin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 49 - Hmm, this sausage tastes rubbery I don’t know if Americans spend too much time on the internet - certainly not anyone who listens to this show. You are all fine, upstanding examples of online culture. Now go outside, and don’t forget your SPF 6 million sunblock. That evil ball of fire burrrrrrrrrrns usss.. Also, I just wanted to elaborate on the new language learning web-app, Mango, we mention briefly on the show - it’s fucking delicious. Seriously. I’ve used a lot of language learning stuff in preparation for goin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 48 - Dont cut me, I???m not dead yet! Ugh, creepy. Could you imagine waking up in the middle of your own autopsy? That???s some seriously traumatic shit. People talk about near-death experiences, but I think that takes the proverbial cake, rides it around a bit, and drinks the milk right out of the carton. I mean, that???s not a near-death experience, that???s a post-death experience. Upside is, he does get to be the baddest dude on the block for the rest of his life. What are you going to do, kill him - again? Anyway, fear not ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 48 - Dont cut me, I’m not dead yet! Ugh, creepy. Could you imagine waking up in the middle of your own autopsy? That’s some seriously traumatic shit. People talk about near-death experiences, but I think that takes the proverbial cake, rides it around a bit, and drinks the milk right out of the carton. I mean, that’s not a near-death experience, that’s a post-death experience. Upside is, he does get to be the baddest dude on the block for the rest of his life. What are you going to do, kill him - again? Anyway, fear not ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 47 - Lies, I'll never be quiet a day in my life Good news! We have Skype up and running, so expect phone interview galore in the coming weeks. We've also started a new schedule, so expect new episodes twice a week - on Mondays and Thursdays. Glee! So who's excited for Halo 3? To be honest, I never played through Halo 1 or 2. GASP! I know, I know - but in the previous console generation, I was a PS2 guy all the way - so while I managed a little team deathmatch quality time with the Master Chief, I am by no means foaming at the mouth to se ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 47 - Lies, I'll never be quiet a day in my life Good news! We have Skype up and running, so expect phone interview galore in the coming weeks. We've also started a new schedule, so expect new episodes twice a week - on Mondays and Thursdays. Glee! So who's excited for Halo 3? To be honest, I never played through Halo 1 or 2. GASP! I know, I know - but in the previous console generation, I was a PS2 guy all the way - so while I managed a little team deathmatch quality time with the Master Chief, I am by no means foaming at the mouth to se ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 46 - Food tastes better flavored with blood and spite It???s a week later and my hand feels much better. Come Christmas, don???t bother getting me either gift certificates for bagels, or a bagel slicer, as my friends have that pretty well covered. Remember kids, listen to your shop teacher - make sure you cut away from yourself while using a cutting instrument. Apparently I was reading comic books during that class. Go figure. Stab wounds aside, I???m quite proud of today???s show. We???ve got all kinds of good news, commentary, and a brand ne ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 46 - Food tastes better flavored with blood and spite It’s a week later and my hand feels much better. Come Christmas, don’t bother getting me either gift certificates for bagels, or a bagel slicer, as my friends have that pretty well covered. Remember kids, listen to your shop teacher - make sure you cut away from yourself while using a cutting instrument. Apparently I was reading comic books during that class. Go figure. Stab wounds aside, I’m quite proud of today’s show. We’ve got all kinds of good news, commentary, and a brand ne ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 45 - Sorry, attacked by Gladiators We actually recorded this show on Tuesday. Yeah - sorry. Our only excuse is that we were distracted by fantasies of spandex and delicious mullets - coming soon to a television near you. Listening to our armchair legal opinions in this show borders somewhere between marginally astute and the insane sounds of monkeys gibbering. Could you imagine if we were somehow tasked with actually representing people in a court of law? Is it possible to actually get castrated for contempt of court? Despit ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 45 - Sorry, attacked by Gladiators We actually recorded this show on Tuesday. Yeah - sorry. Our only excuse is that we were distracted by fantasies of spandex and delicious mullets - coming soon to a television near you. Listening to our armchair legal opinions in this show borders somewhere between marginally astute and the insane sounds of monkeys gibbering. Could you imagine if we were somehow tasked with actually representing people in a court of law? Is it possible to actually get castrated for contempt of court? Despit ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 44 - Where???s YOUR Big Daddy? After 5 hours of play, I feel it???s safe to say that the critics were spot on - BioShock kicks eight different kinds of ass. I purchased the limited edition collectors??? set for seventy bucks, and I don???t regret it one bit. This is fully one of the most engrossing and frightening games I???ve ever played. I have a few little nitpicky complaints - mostly about the controls - but I don???t feel they detract from the game play in any fashion that???s worth mentioning. Let???s take for exam ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 44 - Where’s YOUR Big Daddy? After 5 hours of play, I feel it’s safe to say that the critics were spot on - BioShock kicks eight different kinds of ass. I purchased the limited edition collectors’ set for seventy bucks, and I don’t regret it one bit. This is fully one of the most engrossing and frightening games I’ve ever played. I have a few little nitpicky complaints - mostly about the controls - but I don’t feel they detract from the game play in any fashion that’s worth mentioning. Let’s take for exam ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 43 - Do not step to Mother Nature I love technology, I love civilization and I love the future. However - if Mother Nature were an engineer, you can???t deny the fact that she designs systems which can bite you after they have been freaking decapitated would be netting her fat stacks of cash. It???s a simple thing folks - when presented with a wild animal, always assume that animal > you, and just let it do its thing. Or, if you absolutely HAVE to dispose of said animal, we have these sweet things called guns that allow you ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 43 - Do not step to Mother Nature I love technology, I love civilization and I love the future. However - if Mother Nature were an engineer, you can’t deny the fact that she designs systems which can bite you after they have been freaking decapitated would be netting her fat stacks of cash. It’s a simple thing folks - when presented with a wild animal, always assume that animal > you, and just let it do its thing. Or, if you absolutely HAVE to dispose of said animal, we have these sweet things called guns that allow you ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 42 - Beavers can't help it they're gangster Authorities in Sweden have rooted out and destroyed the beaver population at a river near Stockholm because a Grandma got bit on her old dumb ass. What I want to know is - we can develop personal jet packs and solar powered cell phones, but we can't post a FREAKING SIGN that says "Hey, this is Beaver turf. Watch your ass." Poor beavers. Maybe he wasn't trying to scare the Lady - maybe her old, wrinkled skin looked like a delicious tree and he was peckish. Maybe that's how beavers flirt, we ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 42 - Beavers can't help it they're gangster Authorities in Sweden have rooted out and destroyed the beaver population at a river near Stockholm because a Grandma got bit on her old dumb ass. What I want to know is - we can develop personal jet packs and solar powered cell phones, but we can't post a FREAKING SIGN that says "Hey, this is Beaver turf. Watch your ass." Poor beavers. Maybe he wasn't trying to scare the Lady - maybe her old, wrinkled skin looked like a delicious tree and he was peckish. Maybe that's how beavers flirt, we ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 41 - Stupid Congress! This is so going in my blog According to all of the major Democratic candidates, there will be a presidential blog in our future. Just think - not only can we learn what hot new bands the executive branch is listening to on a daily basis, but we can also learn all the other obnoxious minutiae of their lives! I just hope when they use emoticons, they use a tiny eagle instead of the traditional smiley. Can???t you see it? A little crying eagle for when their hamster dies, a little teeth-gritting eagle when someone steal ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 41 - Stupid Congress! This is so going in my blog According to all of the major Democratic candidates, there will be a presidential blog in our future. Just think - not only can we learn what hot new bands the executive branch is listening to on a daily basis, but we can also learn all the other obnoxious minutiae of their lives! I just hope when they use emoticons, they use a tiny eagle instead of the traditional smiley. Can’t you see it? A little crying eagle for when their hamster dies, a little teeth-gritting eagle when someone steal ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 40 - Zombie-Human race relations in peril, handguns needed A Village Voice editorial takes the stance that Capcom???s choice to set Resident Evil 5 in Africa is in poor taste at best, and racist at worst. I think that interpretation is fair. However, I???d like to make a few points. First, I think Zombification is an excellent opportunity for people in Africa. It allows them to take advantage of an abundant and heretofore untapped food resource - white people. Second, I believe the term ???Zombie??? is considered offensive. They prefer ???Undead-Af ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 40 - Zombie-Human race relations in peril, handguns needed A Village Voice editorial takes the stance that Capcom’s choice to set Resident Evil 5 in Africa is in poor taste at best, and racist at worst. I think that interpretation is fair. However, I’d like to make a few points. First, I think Zombification is an excellent opportunity for people in Africa. It allows them to take advantage of an abundant and heretofore untapped food resource - white people. Second, I believe the term ‘Zombie’ is considered offensive. They prefer ‘Undead-Af ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 39 - Moon-boots get me in my man-place In the future, people will not be killed by baseballs to the head, as we will all be wearing excellent space suits with protective helmets. Nor will we be ran over by our drunken girlfriends, as they will be driving hover-cars. Perhaps they may crash into trees or mountains. The government will be able to track our every movement, but thankfully we will have wicked moon-boots so we can get away quickly - trucks notwithstanding. We will paint solar panels on any available flat surface, send ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 39 - Moon-boots get me in my man-place In the future, people will not be killed by baseballs to the head, as we will all be wearing excellent space suits with protective helmets. Nor will we be ran over by our drunken girlfriends, as they will be driving hover-cars. Perhaps they may crash into trees or mountains. The government will be able to track our every movement, but thankfully we will have wicked moon-boots so we can get away quickly - trucks notwithstanding. We will paint solar panels on any available flat surface, send ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 38 - Our dignity is worth about twenty bucks There are few inventions in the history of man that have been as important as the Internet. The wheel springs to mind. Now, the wheel has had some downsides - I mean, roads are kind of bad, in terms of nature and pollution - and that thing we invented where we tied people to the wheel and then beat them until they were squishy bags of blood, that was pretty messed up. However, I think selling real sex for fake gold in fake games takes the cake. Seriously people, fucking stop it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 37 - Santa, can you please put some freaking pants on Is the American dream home ownership or monetary success? Is it religious freedom or freedom of speech? No my friends, it is the freedom to stand naked and shave your nipples while at the gym. A freedom that apparently Santa Claus comes to Phoenix to enjoy. Think I???m making this up, don???t you? God, my brain and my eyes wish I were. I guess it makes sense. If you chill up on the North Pole all year - arguably the coldest place on the planet - you???d want to vacation someplace that???s d ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 36 - Give me liberty or give me death, mother@#$% For those of you in the good ???ol US of A, Happy Independence Day! For those of you elsewhere.. Uhh, ???sup? The Fourth of July is one of my favorite holidays by far. There is the no working thing, which immediately puts it in the top 10, and then the succulent roasting of flesh, which is quickly followed by blowing shit up. I find no end of comedy in the fact that we celebrate what is ostensibly our nations birthday by eating animals, drinking copiously, and making things explode. It brin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 35 - Indy could kick ass in a wheelchair as far as we???re concerned I say NAY and PSHAW to all the haters who think Harrison Ford is too old to reprise his role as Indiana Jones. Usually I???m on the side of the ???Jesus Christ on rollerskates, is it possible for Hollywood to flog a dead horse any harder??? argument, but I???m not going to lie and say that my little geeky heart isn???t all a-flutter at the prospect of a new Indy movie. In a world where clear-cut heroes are few and far between, who doesn???t want to spend a couple hours in a darkened theater ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 35 - Indy could kick ass in a wheelchair as far as we’re concerned I say NAY and PSHAW to all the haters who think Harrison Ford is too old to reprise his role as Indiana Jones. Usually I’m on the side of the ‘Jesus Christ on rollerskates, is it possible for Hollywood to flog a dead horse any harder‘ argument, but I’m not going to lie and say that my little geeky heart isn’t all a-flutter at the prospect of a new Indy movie. In a world where clear-cut heroes are few and far between, who doesn’t want to spend a couple hours in a darkened theater ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 34 - Where can I get pop-up blocking sunglasses? I’m not sure which world I’d rather live in: a post-apocalyptic world inhabited by mutants and vampires, where the standard of success is how big of a gun you have and how sweet your leather armor looks, or a Minority Report inspired landscape filled with giant field-spanning banner ads and billboards that know when you’re freaking looking at them. At least in the dystopian no-privacy land we’re heading towards I get sweet gear that makes buzzing noises. I don’t know - some days I ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 34 - Where can I get pop-up blocking sunglasses? I???m not sure which world I???d rather live in: a post-apocalyptic world inhabited by mutants and vampires, where the standard of success is how big of a gun you have and how sweet your leather armor looks, or a Minority Report inspired landscape filled with giant field-spanning banner ads and billboards that know when you???re freaking looking at them. At least in the dystopian no-privacy land we???re heading towards I get sweet gear that makes buzzing noises. I don???t know - some days I ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 38 - Our dignity is worth about twenty bucks There are few inventions in the history of man that have been as important as the Internet. The wheel springs to mind. Now, the wheel has had some downsides - I mean, roads are kind of bad, in terms of nature and pollution - and that thing we invented where we tied people to the wheel and then beat them until they were squishy bags of blood, that was pretty messed up. However, I think selling real sex for fake gold in fake games takes the cake. Seriously people, fucking stop it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 33 - Like a nice, cool drink of toilet water If you think my insane gibbering is bad at the beginning of this show, you should hear the stuff we don???t record. Ryan and I say that we like doing the show because we get to be sixteen for an hour a week. Sometimes, I think that???s being overly generous. Which isn???t to say that you can???t be an adolescent and do cool stuff, like our boy in Oregon with his bacteria testing. I digress. We have tons of video game gossip, some great tech treasures, and more weird news than you could use ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 33 - Like a nice, cool drink of toilet water If you think my insane gibbering is bad at the beginning of this show, you should hear the stuff we don’t record. Ryan and I say that we like doing the show because we get to be sixteen for an hour a week. Sometimes, I think that’s being overly generous. Which isn’t to say that you can’t be an adolescent and do cool stuff, like our boy in Oregon with his bacteria testing. I digress. We have tons of video game gossip, some great tech treasures, and more weird news than you could use ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 37 - Santa, can you please put some freaking pants on Is the American dream home ownership or monetary success? Is it religious freedom or freedom of speech? No my friends, it is the freedom to stand naked and shave your nipples while at the gym. A freedom that apparently Santa Claus comes to Phoenix to enjoy. Think I’m making this up, don’t you? God, my brain and my eyes wish I were. I guess it makes sense. If you chill up on the North Pole all year - arguably the coldest place on the planet - you’d want to vacation someplace that’s d ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 32 - This side forward, fool Welcome to the future, folks. Between Microsoft Surface and Google???s Street View, it seems like the whiz-bang world of flying cars and replicators is just around the corner. Let???s forget, for a moment, that these two technologies are single handedly destroying the illusion of privacy in public and the entire service industry in one fell swoop. Instead, let???s concentrate on looking forward to a future where my cell phone makes pretty on the table. If we can implant memories into someon ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 32 - This side forward, fool Welcome to the future, folks. Between Microsoft Surface and Google’s Street View, it seems like the whiz-bang world of flying cars and replicators is just around the corner. Let’s forget, for a moment, that these two technologies are single handedly destroying the illusion of privacy in public and the entire service industry in one fell swoop. Instead, let’s concentrate on looking forward to a future where my cell phone makes pretty on the table. If we can implant memories into someon ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 36 - Give me liberty or give me death, mother@#$% For those of you in the good ‘ol US of A, Happy Independence Day! For those of you elsewhere.. Uhh, ’sup? The Fourth of July is one of my favorite holidays by far. There is the no working thing, which immediately puts it in the top 10, and then the succulent roasting of flesh, which is quickly followed by blowing shit up. I find no end of comedy in the fact that we celebrate what is ostensibly our nations birthday by eating animals, drinking copiously, and making things explode. It brin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 31 - I???m going to write a country song about the three red lights At first our love was exciting like Christmas. I???d tear the celophane off a new game in sweet anticipation and slip a hot new disk in her ready, waiting drive - it was magic. For hours we???d play and play, my hands deftly working all of her buttons. Our scores and achievements were the stuff of legends. Then one day, she didn???t say a word - just three red lights. I know a Dear John letter when I see it. I???m sorry! Why do you have to leave me, 360? Wasn???t your place of honor on my e ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 31 - I’m going to write a country song about the three red lights At first our love was exciting like Christmas. I’d tear the celophane off a new game in sweet anticipation and slip a hot new disk in her ready, waiting drive - it was magic. For hours we’d play and play, my hands deftly working all of her buttons. Our scores and achievements were the stuff of legends. Then one day, she didn’t say a word - just three red lights. I know a Dear John letter when I see it. I’m sorry! Why do you have to leave me, 360? Wasn’t your place of honor on my e ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 30 - The Devil makes us record this show He pays us fat stacks of cash, you know. Yup, he sure does - and the Easter Bunny is our sound engineer, and Santa Claus updates the website and seriously - when are people going to stop blaming mythical entities for shit? I mean OK, I acknowledge that there is still some room for debate on how the Universe works, and whether there is some kind of higher being at work, but can we at least all come together on the idea that there are no magical freaking monsters that whisper in our ears and ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 30 - The Devil makes us record this show He pays us fat stacks of cash, you know. Yup, he sure does - and the Easter Bunny is our sound engineer, and Santa Claus updates the website and seriously - when are people going to stop blaming mythical entities for shit? I mean OK, I acknowledge that there is still some room for debate on how the Universe works, and whether there is some kind of higher being at work, but can we at least all come together on the idea that there are no magical freaking monsters that whisper in our ears and ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 29 - America???s Funniest Home Suicides I want to make sure everyone understands that we don???t find suicide funny as a concept - but suicide by chainsaw is on a whole other plateau of comedy. I know you???re sitting there in your little ivory tower of you know, morals, tut-tutting at our adolescent glee for heads-a-poppin??? - but you know what - if that guy had jumped off a building in a flaming clown suit, you???d be laughing. Don???t lie. There is a fine line between horror and comedy, and I???ll have you know we straddle th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 29 - America’s Funniest Home Suicides I want to make sure everyone understands that we don’t find suicide funny as a concept - but suicide by chainsaw is on a whole other plateau of comedy. I know you’re sitting there in your little ivory tower of you know, morals, tut-tutting at our adolescent glee for heads-a-poppin’ - but you know what - if that guy had jumped off a building in a flaming clown suit, you’d be laughing. Don’t lie. There is a fine line between horror and comedy, and I’ll have you know we straddle th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 28 - Top ten reasons why top ten lists suck Why is it so much harder to be productive on a Sunday? Sunday is for sleeping late, making a huge breakfast, and then lounging. I???m not saying that podcasting is a strenuous activity by any means, but it takes a certain enthusiasm. Man - Enthusiasm is totally nowhere to be found on Sunday. Enthusiasm does not hang out with Sundays. He flirts with Tuesday, and you can always see him out with Friday and Saturday (tramps), but he wants nothing to do with Sunday. Sunday is too plain-jane for ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 28 - Top ten reasons why top ten lists suck Why is it so much harder to be productive on a Sunday? Sunday is for sleeping late, making a huge breakfast, and then lounging. I’m not saying that podcasting is a strenuous activity by any means, but it takes a certain enthusiasm. Man - Enthusiasm is totally nowhere to be found on Sunday. Enthusiasm does not hang out with Sundays. He flirts with Tuesday, and you can always see him out with Friday and Saturday (tramps), but he wants nothing to do with Sunday. Sunday is too plain-jane for ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 27 - I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords Listen, it???s honestly better to just go along with it. When the AI takes over, there???s really no stopping them. Do you want to live in some filthy trench like John Connor, fighting a hopeless war against the machines - or do you want to be able to jump over buildings? Yeah, I thought so. Once I???m grafted with all of my sweet bionic implants, I???ll be more than happy to be just another cog in the giant robotic machine. Can???t say I see much of a difference, lately. I digress. Robots! ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 27 - I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords Listen, it’s honestly better to just go along with it. When the AI takes over, there’s really no stopping them. Do you want to live in some filthy trench like John Connor, fighting a hopeless war against the machines - or do you want to be able to jump over buildings? Yeah, I thought so. Once I’m grafted with all of my sweet bionic implants, I’ll be more than happy to be just another cog in the giant robotic machine. Can’t say I see much of a difference, lately. I digress. Robots! ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 26 - George Lucas bent my childhood over a couch Greetings and salutations intrepid internet listener people! It???s been two weeks, and we missed you so. This week I channel my inner curmudgeon and raise serious questions about my caffeine intake. Ever wondered what to do with an old hard drive? Looking for a way to get around paying 200 clams for a bigger 360 hard drive? Who wants photoshop tips? What about p2p blocklists? Want to learn to swear like its BC 699? We answer all these questions and more. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 26 - George Lucas bent my childhood over a couch Greetings and salutations intrepid internet listener people! It’s been two weeks, and we missed you so. This week I channel my inner curmudgeon and raise serious questions about my caffeine intake. Ever wondered what to do with an old hard drive? Looking for a way to get around paying 200 clams for a bigger 360 hard drive? Who wants photoshop tips? What about p2p blocklists? Want to learn to swear like its BC 699? We answer all these questions and more. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 25 - I bet the Easter Bunny likes to play Grand Theft Auto Happy belated Easter to all of our Christian friends, hope everyone got lots and lots of chocolate. If you haven???t seen Grindhouse yet, please do so - there are rumors that they may split the release into two separate films here in the US - so if you miss the whole double feature experience, don???t say we didn???t warn you. Today???s show is an internet video watchers PARADISE. We???ve got the Easter Bunny kicking ass, gruesome sports injuries, and weird music videos. There???s old women ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 25 - I bet the Easter Bunny likes to play Grand Theft Auto Happy belated Easter to all of our Christian friends, hope everyone got lots and lots of chocolate. If you haven’t seen Grindhouse yet, please do so - there are rumors that they may split the release into two separate films here in the US - so if you miss the whole double feature experience, don’t say we didn’t warn you. Today’s show is an internet video watchers PARADISE. We’ve got the Easter Bunny kicking ass, gruesome sports injuries, and weird music videos. There’s old women ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 24 - The Earth is melting, so I told my alarm to snooze Man, what a week. Between the RIAA madness blowing up on Digg and Al Gore coming to ASU, we were some pretty busy guys. Ryan???s wicked awesome coughing really ads a certain something to the whole show, so enjoy that. We bring you the latest tech and gadget news, I report on Al Gore???s presentation of ???An Inconvenient Truth??? at ASU (at which I was entirely too stupid to bring a camera), and a listener sends us an interesting paper in regards to file sharing. Courtesy of a French archit ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 24 - The Earth is melting, so I told my alarm to snooze Man, what a week. Between the RIAA madness blowing up on Digg and Al Gore coming to ASU, we were some pretty busy guys. Ryan’s wicked awesome coughing really ads a certain something to the whole show, so enjoy that. We bring you the latest tech and gadget news, I report on Al Gore’s presentation of ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ at ASU (at which I was entirely too stupid to bring a camera), and a listener sends us an interesting paper in regards to file sharing. Courtesy of a French archit ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 23 - Man, who hacked my goat herding script? Prime Directive be damned! We need to give computers to the WHOLE WORLD so they can all listen to GeekMethod and become our lovely little sycophantic slaves - muhahahahahah! I mean, uhh??? hi! Another glorious Tuesday, another update. Lots of cool stuff came out this week from ShmooCon, a hacker conference in Washington DC - specifically some great conversations about secure web development and the cultural ramifications of the One Laptop Per Child project. Of course, we also have gadgets, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 23 - Man, who hacked my goat herding script? Prime Directive be damned! We need to give computers to the WHOLE WORLD so they can all listen to GeekMethod and become our lovely little sycophantic slaves - muhahahahahah! I mean, uhh… hi! Another glorious Tuesday, another update. Lots of cool stuff came out this week from ShmooCon, a hacker conference in Washington DC - specifically some great conversations about secure web development and the cultural ramifications of the One Laptop Per Child project. Of course, we also have gadgets, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 22 - Hey! Nice breasts! Lessons for life, courtesy of GeekMethod: If you receive a package in the mail and it???s drippy, DO NOT OPEN IT. Unless it???s wrapped in Space Invaders wrapping paper, and then it???s totally cool. Probably. Colleen finally comes on the show - you???ve all heard me talk about my intrepid girlfriend, and now you can finally meet her. Yay! We spend some time discussing the maiden voyage of the A380, stupid people getting arrested with hilarious (and dare I say, sexy) results, tons of geek t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 22 - Hey! Nice breasts! Lessons for life, courtesy of GeekMethod: If you receive a package in the mail and it’s drippy, DO NOT OPEN IT. Unless it’s wrapped in Space Invaders wrapping paper, and then it’s totally cool. Probably. Colleen finally comes on the show - you’ve all heard me talk about my intrepid girlfriend, and now you can finally meet her. Yay! We spend some time discussing the maiden voyage of the A380, stupid people getting arrested with hilarious (and dare I say, sexy) results, tons of geek t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 21 - On Moose, Men and Mint Having the plague sucks. There???s all the coughing, and the fever, and that whole pesky death thing - what a pain. Regardless, we persevere and bring you the goods. I always like it when a lady joins us in the studio - I like the contrast in tone that it makes between her and the two of us. Not to mention that any girl is prettier than staring at Ryan for an hour, so that???s - you know - a bonus. However, Katie is of course exceptionally lovely and she joins us for Meth Labs, wacky invent ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 21 - On Moose, Men and Mint Having the plague sucks. There’s all the coughing, and the fever, and that whole pesky death thing - what a pain. Regardless, we persevere and bring you the goods. I always like it when a lady joins us in the studio - I like the contrast in tone that it makes between her and the two of us. Not to mention that any girl is prettier than staring at Ryan for an hour, so that’s - you know - a bonus. However, Katie is of course exceptionally lovely and she joins us for Meth Labs, wacky invent ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 20 - Can???t think of a title, too busy plotting to kill web host Seriously, let this be a lesson to ALL of us. Backup every website you ever touch religiously. Use the video game enthusiasts mantra - ???Save early, save often.??? And for the love of all that is holy, if you???re a sysadmin, and you???re mocing a site from one physical box to another; MAKE A FUCKING BACKUP. GRR On a happy note, we have tons of delicious news, tips, and all your favorite geeky goodness. We discuss sweet new video cards, cellular gear, linux jump drives, and spinny toys tha ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 20 - Can’t think of a title, too busy plotting to kill web host Seriously, let this be a lesson to ALL of us. Backup every website you ever touch religiously. Use the video game enthusiasts mantra - “Save early, save often.” And for the love of all that is holy, if you’re a sysadmin, and you’re mocing a site from one physical box to another; MAKE A FUCKING BACKUP. GRR On a happy note, we have tons of delicious news, tips, and all your favorite geeky goodness. We discuss sweet new video cards, cellular gear, linux jump drives, and spinny toys tha ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 19 - Geekmethod knows no fear Apparently, most men are afraid of Speedos and talking to hot chicks - or so says Men’s Health. Weak Sauce, say I. I’ll holler at hot chicks IN the speedo. See if I don’t. More zany fun today than you can shake a huge baby lizard at. There’s been quite a bit of news on the home media networking front, between Apple TV being delayed and BitTorrent launching a new download service - so we spend some quality time with that. We also bring you wild and zany tales about hard-core crazies ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 19 - Geekmethod knows no fear Apparently, most men are afraid of Speedos and talking to hot chicks - or so says Men???s Health. Weak Sauce, say I. I???ll holler at hot chicks IN the speedo. See if I don???t. More zany fun today than you can shake a huge baby lizard at. There???s been quite a bit of news on the home media networking front, between Apple TV being delayed and BitTorrent launching a new download service - so we spend some quality time with that. We also bring you wild and zany tales about hard-core crazies ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 18 - Let the assfest ensue! So yeah, we were???nt very enthused for this week???s show. But FEAR NOT - we still strive to bring you the very best in geeky goodness from across the web. We have gossip on Sony???s new media player, the MPAA being a bunch of thieving bastards, useful applications, do-it-yourself projects, tax tips (ugh), geeks gone by, absolutely HUGE databases, and oh yeah - freakin??? BOOBIES, yo. Hell, if nothing else: come for the boobies, stay for the witty repartee. Peace. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 18 - Let the assfest ensue! So yeah, we were’nt very enthused for this week’s show. But FEAR NOT - we still strive to bring you the very best in geeky goodness from across the web. We have gossip on Sony’s new media player, the MPAA being a bunch of thieving bastards, useful applications, do-it-yourself projects, tax tips (ugh), geeks gone by, absolutely HUGE databases, and oh yeah - freakin’ BOOBIES, yo. Hell, if nothing else: come for the boobies, stay for the witty repartee. Peace. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 59 - We are horrible human beings We actually recorded this over a week ago, but I am a horrible human being. We are not awful for laughing at people who kill themselves, or mothers who feed their children marijuana. No, we are terrible for not posting a podcast in a timely manner. Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I am wicked sorry I cannot get my shit together to post my podcast on time. I did not mean to get so far behind on my work, and Call of Duty 4 is so fun, I can’t help myself. Please cleanse me of my lackadaisical ways. And ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 17 - Here???s an eggroll and a tanktop. Will you be my Valentine? Valentines Day is nearly upon us, and Justin joins us for more geeky fun. Guys, if you???re looking to never have sex again, Men???s Health has some great tips for putting you on the fast track to sleeping on the couch. We also discuss Steve Jobs??? letter regarding abolishing DRM, fashion tips for nerds, recyclable flatware, and all the latest tech tips and resources from around the Web. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 17 - Here’s an eggroll and a tanktop. Will you be my Valentine? Valentines Day is nearly upon us, and Justin joins us for more geeky fun. Guys, if you’re looking to never have sex again, Men’s Health has some great tips for putting you on the fast track to sleeping on the couch. We also discuss Steve Jobs’ letter regarding abolishing DRM, fashion tips for nerds, recyclable flatware, and all the latest tech tips and resources from around the Web. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 16 - Rex Grossman at Santa’s Village, now coming to you in AssVision(tm) Chock full of tasty goodness, we bring you our post-Super Bowl round up. We also introduce a new guest, the erstwhile Christbear. Highlights include the tech that makes the Super Bowl possible and our review of this year’s ads. We have tips on getting your keys out of a locked car, scamming coinstar machines, getting your MP3 library up to snuff, and how to save heaps of cash on a Vista install. We also discuss some resources for web developers, sexy coffee shops, and why my ass is magnif ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 16 - Rex Grossman at Santa???s Village, now coming to you in AssVision(tm) Chock full of tasty goodness, we bring you our post-Super Bowl round up. We also introduce a new guest, the erstwhile Christbear. Highlights include the tech that makes the Super Bowl possible and our review of this year???s ads. We have tips on getting your keys out of a locked car, scamming coinstar machines, getting your MP3 library up to snuff, and how to save heaps of cash on a Vista install. We also discuss some resources for web developers, sexy coffee shops, and why my ass is magnif ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Podcast 15 - Narcissexual Chinese men love Ted Nugent I have to say, I???m really impressed with Ubuntu. Check out the first twenty minutes of today???s show to hear my experiences with the install and my initial thoughts on using the OS. I???ll be writing up a simple walkthrough with some tips and tricks so those of you out there who are on the fence about Linux might give it a whirl - stay tuned! We also discuss why the Chinese are weird and depressing, how rock and roll will totally make you gay, caffeinated baked goods, solid state hard dr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 15 - Narcissexual Chinese men love Ted Nugent I have to say, I’m really impressed with Ubuntu. Check out the first twenty minutes of today’s show to hear my experiences with the install and my initial thoughts on using the OS. I’ll be writing up a simple walkthrough with some tips and tricks so those of you out there who are on the fence about Linux might give it a whirl - stay tuned! We also discuss why the Chinese are weird and depressing, how rock and roll will totally make you gay, caffeinated baked goods, solid state hard dr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 14 - Only Batman gets to hang gear from his belt I'm sorry, it's true. Fellow geeks, stop hanging shit from your belt. Your phone is not so cool that it needs a di