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For the Record - home of the comedy podcast Off-Beat with your hosts Deadsqwirl and Mallrat, the FTR militia: Ash9, Brazooka, Zim and the CRZA along with explicit, offensive material that would shock Caligula himself.

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We're talking werewolf penis here!

Come for the if god didn't want me to rape chat and stay for the werewolf penis talk! We discuss E3, real caulk, Ash's newfangled coke habit, sexy vampires, did we mention rape jokes, and Vin Diesel's dumb face. We also talk about some other nonsense exactly 4 of you will enjoy. We used our science skills to figure out that equation. Oh yeah, we watched a chimp rape a frog, kinda blew my mind a bit. <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" co ...

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Teddy Ruxpin fucker

Ever think about fucking a Teddy Ruxpin doll while it was mouthing Metallica songs, well we haven't either. Well maybe one of us has. We talk pre E3, new Iphone and some other nonsense. Here's the filth from Japan we spoke of: <embed width="452" height="361" quality="high" wmode="transparent" name="main" id="main" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" src="http://www.drtuber.com/media/player/player.swf?f=http://www.drtuber.com/media/player/config_embed.php?vkey=6196" type="a ...

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Lost (somewhere on my HDD)

Much like Jack's trials and tribulations we fought hard to get this show to you. Through massive recording issues for the second time this week, we triumphed over forces higher than us telling us to shut the fuck up. We talk Lost, and other things but you have out listen to find out what. Our friend Fog joins in through the science of AOL instant messenger which he connected to from his War games-esque computer he still has form the early 90's. We blame him for all the issues recording and ...

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It's not racist it's an educated guess.

Lots and lots of talk about vomit. If vomit is your thing, this is certainly the show for you. We talk about vomiting in your mouth while being pulled over by a cop, vomiting in a purse, vomiting in your friends face while drinking and vomiting on a waitresses crotch. we also talk about circle vomiting. Consider yourself a vomit connoisseur after listening to us this week. Music used on tonights show: Spring Heeled Jack - Jolene Go Go's - Vacation Cypress Hill - Rise Up Leave a voicemail: 2 ...

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I don't know where your vagina's been

In this week's episode your heroes drink Steel Reserve and talk nonsense....so the only thing that's changed is the beer. Music used on tonights show: The Flatliners - here comes treble Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/offbeatpodcast">Off-Beat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/deadsqwirl">Deadsqwirl</a> <a href="http://twi ...

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You just got scienced...

We did it!!! We completed a show two weeks in a row and did it without a single rape joke! We talk about relationships tooth brushes stuck in penis', food, safe shark hole fisting and Christina Hendrick's boobs. Website of the week: <a href="http://www.mostawesomestthingever.com/">most awesomest thing ever.com/</a> Music used on tonights show: Mc Frontalot-Charisma potion Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@off ...

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I'm not a Fishologist

Ever wonder what it would be like to fist a shark? Probably not , I think there is seriously something wrong with us. Well if you haven't figured it out we talk about sharkgina's and religion and then .....video games of course. Go listen. Website of the week: <a href="http://www.awkwardboners.com">Awkward Boners.com</a> Music used on tonights show: Jonathon Coulton Re: your brains Victims of circumstance The final flight of D.B. Cooper. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Quest ...

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Wait...Ricky Martin is gay?

It's been a while, but here's your new show. Jesse James, Tiger woods, Splinter Cell, Dragon Age, Girls who enjoy comics...it's all here. We also discuss some movies and videos, and here they are: <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U4bTfABlBg8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="h ...

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A love song to the Netherlands.

Music, Oscar's and video games, That's what this episode consists of. We talk precious, a woman with 2 butt-holes, A vagina scent, and Japs! Well I'm tired, so show notes aren't happening, instead watch these idiots that we didn't discuss on the show: <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yk2vR8w2sjc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptac ...

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Deathbed Molly

New show, yay. We make fun of Tiger Woods then we make fun of how mediocre we are, we make fun of Quest then we make fun of how mediocre we are, we make fun of Boner then we make fun of how mediocre we are, we talk about how we hate Activision (anything after Pitfall sucked) then we make fun of how mediocre we are. Getting the theme here? Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: &l ...

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El Unitardo Midgeto

On the show this week, We discuss Sarah Palin, what Ash would be like if he owned a Mexican drug bar (which he has enough money saved up to start), We chat a shitload of movies, Lady Ga Ga's vagina and who could forget Epic beard man. Here it is in all it's glory: <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="tr ...

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The Nuge never misses

Ever wonder what it would be like if the cast ran an abortion clinic? Well don't waste your brain cells on trying to figure it out, we describe our ideal planned parent hood facility for you. We chat Oscars and other random shit as well. Here is the link dump:<br> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/S2xyYuCY9pI/AAAAAAAAF8s/x72doahCm40/s1600-h/gravity3.jpg"> Fat girl </a><br> <a href="http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=14007-most-shocking-ever">Fac ...

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A Cert

HEEEEROOOOOOW, here it is another show. Yay. We chat Ipad, Springer, Dummies, video games, masterbation (surprise surprise), sex follies (aka a cum shot to the face)<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/film/tsss/ss/inuraface.wav" target="blank">Click here for added effect </a> and Ash sulks and shoots himself in the penis....ah women. Here's some entertainment for you: <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-KxZfGf-ly0&hl ...

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After every abortion an angel gets it's wings.

We drank, we ate shitty candy from the Netherlands and we talked. Mainly we talked movies this week and James Cameron's massive penis which allows him to do whatever. We also threw some Conan and Leno into the mixand cracked a few jokes here and there, at least I think. Here's the video from the audio we played in the beginning of the show and then never discussed. seriously we have A.D.D.: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedb ...

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Smell my Globnark

Come for the cock mocking stay for the Call of Duty nerd talk where we upgrade our penis' with perks. 'Twas an interesting night, we chatted about Conan, Mark McGuire, made fun of terrible rap songs and cracked tons of penis jokes. Oh yeah and we looked at this and tried not to erupt vomit from our faces: Try and un-see that mother fuckers! 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl ...

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At least we have a white president

Happy new year idiots. It's been a while, so long we forgot what the hell we were supposed to do. We chat movies, make fun of listeners, watch a video of a guy fucking a cow heart, share our top 5 games of 09 and babble for a long ass time because we missed each other, not you guys though. We discuss the ice taunting this fat mess as well: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com F ...

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Happy Dew Year!

Listen dummy!

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Every man is a Buddhist while taking a dump.

We managed to make time in our busy schedule to bring you some fine (terrible) programming. We discuss babies eating cocaine, Mallrat trying to get immediately after operation sex, Tiger Woods, the ham job, I love you Beth Cooper and most importantly this disgusting pic: Check the feed for next live show due to the shitty holiday coming up. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: ...

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From the future!

Well, tonight's show was a quickie. Pretty much just touching base with the few of you who still listen. We discuss how miserable we are this time of year, Mallrat's fat ass crushing his wife's sex toy, Dead's frustration and then we encourage you to pick your favorite show we have recorded. Check the twitter regularly to see when we will be live again, probably sometime after the Holiday's but who the hell knows! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call ...

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Panty Party

Here it is, the show I forgot about. We talk, you should listen Yay. Get to it and leave comments in the new audio comments and whatnot.Leave a voicemail:206-984-1178Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag:feedback@offbeatpodcast.comFollow the cast on twitter:Off-BeatDeadsqwirlAsh9MallratRickettsThe Itty Bitty

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The proclivity for chopsticks

HEROW! We did a lot of shit tonight talked a lot of shit tonight and laughed at a lot of shit as well. We sang Catskill game farm songs, talked about clit piercings, curry, chopsticks, asians, Call of Duty modern warfare 2 field trips and so much more. If you miss this one your a moron, well if you listen to us your probably a moron. Enjoy! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twit ...

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My wang is like a dish towel...

So we are drunkâ. in fact still drunk as we are typing this and Ricketts is blacked out on my toilet. Hereâs a tip, if the cool drunk people at the bar annoy you, avoid this show! get to listening, itâs chock full of a sex batman skit and hatred of the clit. And Iâm pretty sure I just adopted a Ricketts as Ash9 left him here, wonderful! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and weâll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com

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Vagina Face

So it's been a few weeks, And if your looking for humor here in this show your pretty much out of luck. We geek out over Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age, and the new Borderlands DLC coming out. Read up by going here: Borderlands DLC. We bring some humor to our nerdumb by talking about some dope that splits his face open while diving because his place of residence is boring, and we whine alot because this show was plagued by technical disasters, give us a few weeks off and we forget how to do t ...

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Manpire

Hello, We take a bunch of phone calls, talk about killing someone with farts,(how mature), make fun of a misfortunate flu shot victim, and follow our formula of fat and gay jokes, because that's never been done before right? Here's the poor sucker that was quickly divorced due to the new her: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts

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Clam Bake

Haroooooow! Well it's late, and it's mediocre just like you savages like it. We ramble on about this and wiping cum on your beard or cat or something, Then we talk about the balloon boy hoax which we shouldn't because it's stupid. We babble about video games, dish out advice and then discuss what a clam bake should consist of. Go listen, then kill yourself for listening, you deserve a nap. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclu ...

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Confetti spraying penis

hey, here it is a new show that 1 of you have been looking forward to. In the mix for tonight we discuss the origins of the word fuck, Ash's desire to be a sex toy quality assurance tester, odd sexual positions no one in their right mind would ever try, offer advice, talk about video games and also give our opinion on the Letterman thing because no one else has done that this week right? Oh and by the way, if you haven't seen this yet your retarded, well your probably retarded anyway bec ...

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Welcome to pathetic town

So we got the phone lines working but it destroyed the chat room and reminded us why we liked the phones lines being down. In this episode we discuss what it would be like if you were homeless and how to put your face out if it was on fire, not that anyone should care because your homeless. we talk about this and then that we dish out advice and for some reason we covered a stupid Screech news story, fuck that nobody. any way go listen, I am too tired to type show notes! Leave a voicemail: ...

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And we shall call it womb raider

Hi there person we somehow suckered into reading this. There is a new show for you to listen to here, we run through Mallrat getting $8,000, aborting children, incest, Mallrat's new desire to eat cum because of his beverage, offensive tattoo's, Patrick Swayze's worthless pancreas and the smell that wafts out from Jennifer Aniston's hole that makes men run away. Go listen, then interact, let us know your listening, yeah I'm talking to you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@o ...

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I'm Sex Batman.

And from the ashes a new hero rises up to save dummies when they need sexual advice! We talk about District 9, Adventureland, The Hangover and some other celebrity based bullshit. We talk geek, X-men wolverine game, I know we are late to the party and Beatles Rock Band. We talk about stand up comedians and this thing. Have fun, see you live next week. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on ...

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Smurf porn is my new addiction!

So we lied in true Ronin Radio fashion (hell we do have half the cast on this show so really you should expect it!) and told you we would do a show last week, oops we didnât. But to make it up to you we did 2 and a half hours of drunken awesomeness. Still feeling the effects so your not getting show notes but what you will get is this picture That is all, go listen dummy! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forum ...

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And now a word from the president....

Watch and find out stupid!

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I never jerk off to the same thing twice.

Wow, we talked alot, go figure considering we do a talk show. so we figure by our standards since this show is over 2 hours, we won't do a show next week. Just kidding we can't get enough of our own voices. We we talk about cum, movies, vaginas, The Itty Bitty's height, penis, you know all the same shit we always talk about, just in a more awesome way than normal. Anyway I have been drinking, and it's late, and I'm not gonna type anymore because I don't feel like it so go enjoy the awesome ...

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She doesn't listen anyways!

Well you can blame yourself for only getting 40 minutes of awesomeness this week. We did an hour and a half of mediocre radio to entertain you vagina's but we didn't record it, and we did that intentionally to try and make you listen live. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, or maybe we had some technical issues, which is more believable because we are not smart enough to plan a scheme out to get more people to listen live. The shit you won't hear, everything awesome we said on the live ...

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So your job is more important than us?

Hello all, It's time for another show, we discuss woman trying to steal babies before they were born and how men are superior because we aren't crazy enough to do that, we do a ton of movie talk, and Mallrat pretty much exclaims he would give Paul Rudd head because he was in Wet Hot American Summer, (listen closely, I'm pretty sure he says that.) We talk about the new master piece commercial for the show which is streaming now on our live page along with 15 minutes of new show for you to c ...

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Unfortunately it's in her stomach

Hey, Of course we run the gamut of shit to talk about, notice a pattern? We discuss the Iphone, sunglasses, Obama and his beer, we play manly or not so manly, we make fun of autistic kids and then we come to this gem, a mother who ate her baby! The real problem here is where the hell is the father and why would someone fuck this crazy bitch then allow her to keep the child. Anyway we play guess the top 10 celebrity messes and do a jig, ok there was no jigging because it was way to hot i ...

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Lip Service

What's up scumbags, We start off this mess by discussing some of the things we discussed after the show last week but recorded and put in between the show from 2 weeks ago. Confused, well so am I, kinda, and I'm running this shit. We discuss Mallrat's lack of slurping on his penis and our new contest has risen, who will get lip service first, Mallrat or Ash9. We'll keep you posted. We discuss whacking off for the first time, my horrible dreams, another celebrity death and these assholes ...

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The grindhouse of podcasts

What's up a-holes? We have done a double feature, well triple feature if you include the banter from between the shows. We were just going to spout out an intro but since we love you douches so much we did 20 more minutes of slightly above mediocre radio. We discuss O'bama checking out a 16 year old woman's beautiful pot roast shaped ass. Here's the image, you decide if he's checking out her ass or not. We move onto fashion and then into some Black white or Asian action. Which brings us ...

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Accept my seed!

Hello, after a nice well rested week off we have returned, thanks to the 1 person who missed us and asked when we were going to do another show, it warmed the cockles of our wittle hearts. We talk about everyone in Hollywood dying, I personally think Ed McMahon got shafted by all the other top notch celebs croaking on purpose to make his death look less news worthy. Poor fatty. We discuss for quite some time the blatant racism involved in Transformers 2 and Mallrat is upset about it, that' ...

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That's alot of turd!

What's up waterheads, oh that's offensive, sorry. Here's a new show, we completely ignore the fact we are doing audio and show off the pop crunch top 100 girls via the live feed, your loss for not listening live. Ash9 laid a turd that looked like 15 dead zombies stuffed into a bowl and we believe has de-throned Ricketts, you be the judge over in the forums. We talk about the gravity defying breasts of this tennis bitch: Also in this installment we play Black white or bestiality. Good times ...

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Big balls, death and drinking!

Even with everything breaking before the show we managed to pull the live show off. Our feed went down, a laptop broke and our live phone line crapped out. I think it's God's way of saying stop fucking doing the show. Ain't gonna happen faggot! We talk about employees borrowing out games and the debate on wether or not it should be sold as a new game. We discuss Tiger 10, drinking heavily and then puking and then casually transistion into an old woman getting the fuck tasered out of her! Af ...

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The rape joke you'll never here.

So in true Off-Beat fashion we broke shit, this time halfway through the show Pee Wee Herman deemed we were not allowed to record the rest of our show and it came true. Fuck you Pee Wee for winning a game of truth or dare with god by masterbating in public and then using your victory wish to fuck up our show. Your movies sucked! Anyway we talked alot about rape, the we talked about raping a machine taped to doors, but I'm not sure if you get to hear that part, fucking Pee Wee Herman, then w ...

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Someone strap a bomb to Freddie Prinze Jr.

Sup fools, if your a fan of television and movies then boy do we have a show for you this week. We chat tons of television, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , Reaper, Chuck, Rescue me, Lucky louie and a crap ton more. Dead and Momma checked out Terminator Salvation today and we discuss that semi disaster. We try discussing an old woman getting wailed in the face by some lunaic who must have been on a professional basketball team but our Mexican employee Ricketts couldn't make it hence no ...

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Power, glory and disappointment.

Hello savages, Fun show again this evening. Somehow we end up keeping it local, we talk about shitty Waterbury government, we join fatty mc fatterson's chat room and he doesn't appreciate Dead's greeting of "hang yourself Fatty for our entertainment" and is instantly banned. Maybe next time I will pace myself instead of going right in for the kill. We discuss how much work it takes to be lazy, well work it takes when your poor and you cant pay someone else to do it or have the morals to ...

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Like a dirty burrito in your panties.

Probably some of the most fun I've ever had recording a show, seriously. The fan support was great during the live show, where the hell were you? We drank our own creation, the dirty burrito, The itty bitty answered one of your lingering questions, yes she spits. She couldn't keep the damned thing down which isn't surprising. We played chubby bunny and missed soo many great jokes about the itty bitty taking two in her mouth and not being able to hold them in her mouth. Insert your jokes her ...

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Two terminators fucking makes me hard.

Live show went off kind of smooth this week. We would like to welcome Omer who was fucking stoned and called the show to talk about his addictions then hung up because he probably OD'ed, it was nice knowing you dude. We drank wine basically because we had nothing left in the house to drink and we needed our fix, ok Dead drank wine and everyone else provided Whine. That was a terrible joke and I deserve to be slowly killed by a shitload of hyena's. have you ever seen those fuckers maul a ze ...

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The splash back is the bidet!

Well if you haven't figured it out, we discuss shit, literally talk about our shit, especially on Dead left that looked like an ostriches head and neck swinging from his asshole. We try and make fun of a conjoined twin but all of a sudden everyone has a heart, aaa boooooo! We look at pictures of this cat getting stepped on, they were horrifying and will not be shown on the site but we will show you how cute the cat was: If you missed the live feed, you missed out on seeing the CRZA and M ...

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That girl looks like a shuttle cock!

You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't fini ...

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Drunk and Retardly

Well we tried to run it live, it worked even though we were shit faced drunk. Ricketts donned a mexicna wrestling mask, we talked about sex, pirates, and a vagina torn apart by water. Also tried to figure out why you would jump into a polar bear pit at the zoo. Video dump of all the shit discussed on the show: Call us: 206-984-1178 Join our forums and interact via twitter.com/offbeatpodcast

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Yo, you have ZZ Top crotch.

Sup folks? New show for you guys, sorry it's a day late, my schedule sucks. We talk a lot of shit this show about some idiot from Texas, we discuss reverse racism, we try to make Itty Bitty cry and then ask you guys what you would do to make her cry. We play guess the sound, I would post the video here but you assholes would know what it was so instead I'll post the other videos we discuss: Call us: 203-984-1178 Discuss our shitty show over at our forums: offbeatpodcast.com/forums oh ...

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Fuck fair weather fans! (You cunts know who you are!)

It's April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here's the picture as promised: IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so! Join our forums at offbeatpodcast.com and te ...

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Decaf is like being blueballed.

What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen ...

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Like a worm wearing a turtleneck

What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goo ...

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It's better than a metal rod in your pee hole.

Dead wants to end the recession and he wants to end the recession by having Obama supply heated driveways to all. Fuck the snow, fuck it in itâs snowy ass. Our Beer of the week thinks itâs funny by spraying itself everywhere just like Ron Jeremy all over a nicely shaved bush. We talk about drunken negro face cookies, Megan Fox being all hot as a nun and how Dead feels good sinning cranking it to her hot nun ass. We also compare Brian Austin Green to a Lego character out of jealousy. Dead ...

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What the fuck is a fupa?

Well our old feed is now working again. go check us out in itunes, type offbeat into the stores search and click on the icon with the evil looking ipod on it. Easy, even easier if you were a fan of the old iteration. We discuss alot of stuff on the show tonight including douche bags at the casino, Deadâs almost Freddy Kreuger penis, We learn what a fupa is and wish we never did, we make fun of octo broad because she is fucking stupid and we banter about relationships and having the âtalk ...

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Off-Beat -- If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...

Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.Forums, g ...

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Off-Beat -- Dead celebrity pinata.

Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- It's all David Hasselhoff's fault!

This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsOr call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:206-666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- It's not cheating if...

Hey folks, Shit like this only happens to me I think, so here it is, we are doing a live show and boom out goes the internet. Gotta love it, sometimes I feel like god pisses down on me for some of the nasty things said on this show, if I were God I would be a vengeful God as well I guess so I should expect it. Anyway on the show we discuss the morality of cheating, a bitch so fat she didn't realize she was pregnant until the baby fell outta her and we dish out some advice to an escort. ...

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Off-Beat -- Just like a mini mall.

Hey,  We recorded yet another live show. The Militia gets pretty ripped and discusses gay rappers, killer's living next door, terrible commercials that are ten years behind and how to skip out on your taxes. Forums: http://www.fortherecord.ws/forums Voicemail: (206)666-6325 Next live show: Saturday March 3rd 11pm EST Later, ~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Quad clown pr0n!

What's up a-holes,  On the menu Britney Spears insanity, crack whores at bowling alleys, a new type of porno, expensive ass Valentine's day cards and sooo much more. Next live show:Saturday February 24th 11pmJoin our forums:www.fortherecord.wsLeave us  a suggestion for bottle or box:(206)666-6325Laters,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- B.H.M.

Hey folks,We had the webcams fired up the live feed going and our first listener submitted Bottle or Box. This thing was so bad Mallrat gave up the big chair to Zim because he almost puked, it would have been great cause Mallrat can afford to shed a few pounds! We drank 40's,  talked shit about people, and mourned the recently deceased. It's everything you've come to love about the show.Next live show:2/17 11pm estShow info:www.fortherecord.wsLater,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- The Cartoon Hoax.

Hey, it's us again invading you Ipod or whatever you use to tune in.We discuss the ATHF issue and the retards that made it a big deal, people call in and then don't speak with us, we make fun of midgets and retards, not really a new thing for us and a balck fan emerges!Until next week assbags,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- 5 cool points and a pickled octopus.

Holy crap, What a good time we had on this one, soo much stuff to go over, so much torturing of Zim and he loved every minute of it. Zim also gives out a big announcement that the fans are sure to eat up! We cover punching a nine month old, Hefâs response to Kelly Osborne wishing to be in Playboy and a rediculous televangelist We are doing a live show February 3rd check out our site for details: Http://www.fortherecord.ws while there why not join our forums. Drop us a voicemail: (206)6 ...

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Off-Beat -- Pubic hair is the key.

Hey,  Another week another show, we discuss a 29 year old posing as a 12 year old to get butt, pubic hair on CSI, retarded people trying to pee and the urinal cakes that love them. We also dub our first winner of our new segment Ugly myspacer of the week tournament. We revamped our site this week as well so why not go check it out:www.fortherecord.wsand while your there surf on over to the forums.Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Fully kraeusened (yes it's a real word!)

Hey, Yeah I'm talking to you! We actually learned something on this weeks show, that mess of letters in the title actually has a meaning much to our suprise! I'm sure you wanna find out what it means so tune in or we'll pull a tapeworm out ya ass! Anywho, we discuss many things because we have diahrea of the mouth as usual. Lindsay Lohan is dying and we celebrate, we mock ugly lesbians from myspace and try and dish out some advice to a loyal fan. All this and so much more for the amazi ...

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Off-Beat -- Autographed ookie cookie.

Were bringing it back to the old school,  That's all I gots to say sucka mc's. There was so much stuff going on in this episode I can honestly say it was well worth the two weeks off and we hope you feel the same. We obviously discuss the Saddam hanging, we rip on some retarded celebrities which is nothing new to us and a cast member reveals something that is worthy of recording a whole extra episode, which we did. Check it out on the forums as it will not be released on the forums.Htt ...

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Off-Beat -- Fergie says it's not small!

Sup evil doers?  In this episode we grab the mic and flip our tongues like a dike. We randomly spout out nonsense about Fergie, some dude from the Nether regio... Netherlands calls in, and we disuss lighting in movies for some dumb reason. It's an hour and a half worth of entertainment that's fit for monkeys.Tune in live next week,December 21st 11pm est.www.fortherecord.ws/live.htmCall us:(206)666-6325Join the insanity at our forums:www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Dead deer sex!

Hola folks,  Interesting evening here folks, we discuss everything to the morality of screwing a dead dear, homeless people, bowling alley radio, sex accidents and sooo much more. If you wanna join in on the conversation head on over to the forums:http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Drop us a voicemail:(206)666-6325Or maybe join us live:Thursday December 14th 11pm ESTCatch ya later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Bat shit crazy!

Word,  It's here, the live stuff, but now it's not live anymore, hence you can listen whenever. I don't know what I'm rambling about, anywho, we cover the Ultimate Warriors lunacy, discuss the ethnicity of moaning woman, and a seal set to kill off old people. Now that is my kind of animal! If anyone knows where I can purcahse one let me know there are some old people on my block that need to be taught a lesson, that lesson don't f' with Dead's seal!Get to posting:http://www.fortherecor ...

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Off-Beat -- The bad taste that stays with you!

 Hola,  All your Thanksgivings were consumed by us, at least we consumed some nasty ass limited edition Jones soda that even my crazy cat wouldn't go anywhere near. Speaking of crazy we also discuss Michael Richards' totally uncalled for out burst and nominate a douche bag of the month! Join us will you, it'll only hurt for a second.Get to posting:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Call us:(206)666-6325Join us:November 30th live show 11pm estgoodbye,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- More balls than your honeymoon!

Hi, We did a show, hooray! Anyway it's a short one because we were distracted by the awesomeness that is the Wii. We talk about gamers getting shot, O.J. publishing a book about how he got away with murder and a few other things.Forums:http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Wiki:Http://offbeat.wetpiant.comVoicemail:(206)666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Highway of stink!

Hey folks,  Sorry it's a bit late, it's amazing what happens when your on a solid schedule and you can't get the show up on said normal time. Anywho here's the show. We discuss the death of music as we knew it, that meaning Kurt Cobain's existance, We talk celebrity's including Britney smartening up and so much more. Anyway thanks for being patient and waiting for the show. We will catch you guys next week!Come discuss the show:http://www.fortherecord.ws/phpbb2Give us a call:(206)666-6 ...

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Off-Beat -- The wrong hole!

Hey friends,  It's a rolicking good time all rolled up into an mp3 file from us straight to you. We did a live show and had a wonder full turn out, it really means alot to us and we thank all of our great fans. Alright enough emo bullshit, onto the show. We cover everything from jacking off onto toys to Mallrat's game plan when he goes for insertion on his b-day. We also mocked many people via the phone line. All in all everyone had a great time and you should as well. Now get to joini ...

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Off-Beat -- Ignorance is a whore wearing Dolce and Gabbana

What up, what up? Welcome to another week another show. We discuss a ton of stuff this week from tipping to sex to shaving Mallrat's head live on the air. We also dable a bit in Some celebrity based news and a ton of tech goodies. Anywho, it's pretty much what you've come to expect from us, so go enjoy.http://www.fortherecord.wshttp://www.offbeatpodcast.comVoicemail:(206)666-6325Next live show:Thursday November 2nd11pm EST~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Stouffer's 2 for 1 special.

I pity the foo, Who gets easily offended. If that's you, you may wanna skip this one. The Militia goes to an all time low on this show with a brand new game show, listens in on some good old American domestic violence and to top it off agrees with some woman's insane way of using freezer. For the first time ever, I am about to apologize for what you are about to hear, but that's what you love about the show.Now stop being such a jackass and join our forums:http://www.fortherecord.ws/fo ...

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Off-Beat -- Caution, don't feed the woman!

Hey folks, We did another live show that caused some more debate about the Spider-man masterbating issue that won't go away. JBJ also chimes in again this week and gives you some more insight into how to keep your woman in check. We harvest phone calls, Mallrat put on about 5 poiunds because he was eating a bucket of fried foods and we get a visit from the last person you guys would ever expect to drop in. All in all it's another mediocre show from a bunch of guys with nothing better t ...

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Off-Beat -- Bitch... don't make me shock you!

Howdy folks,  Interessting evening here, and guess what, we captured it all as an mp3 just for you! We discuss so much crap tonight it's bananas, oh god kill me for saying that. Anywho, we take phone calls, even though we weren't doing a live show, now that is fan support. We discuss drive through etiquette, how to keep your bitch in line via JBJ's 12 steps, and we take on some serious issues as well including gun control and keeping you child on a leash. Feel like discussing this ...

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Off-Beat -- Otomix pants for Chuck Norris.

Howdy folks,  We dabble a bit in our second live show and it goes much smoother than the first one. We talk about pooping while facing each other, super cockaroaches, celbreities giving whores a dirty sanches and so much more than space we have to use here on this blog. So why not eat an apple while listening to our live but not so live show! Check out our forums over at www.fortherecord.ws for the schedule to our next live show and details on how to tune in. http://www.offbeat.wetpain ...

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Off-Beat -- Technical difficulties.

What's up folks,It's a day late but I guess late is better than nothing right. Here's the scoop:we realize you all had troubles getting into the live feed and we appreciate you trying religiously. We had a hard time as the server we use was slammed so no more live shows on a Saturday. Any way here is the episode that aired last night, kinda. Thanks guys.Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat - - @$$ Licker.

What's up suckas, It's like a marathon of good times this episode without all the running as most of us are fat and/or lazy. We discuss everything from eating out a chicks asshole to peeing on ten year olds at a NIN concert to taking a stingray barb to the heart. We would like to go on record as saying that is a pussy way to go. Any way enjoy this weeks show it's a fun one and we'll catch you on the flip side. If you want more show notes, well write them yourself over at http://offbeat.wetp ...

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Off-Beat -- Regulators.

What's up folks, We got a restraining order from Zim and we read it on the air. Also included in this amazing package would be discussion of midget stippers, things Jesus had, Was not was, all things geeky as we re-take Geektopia back from Zim and so much more for 4 easy payments of..... well free and it's all courtesy of your friends here  at Off-Beat.Call us,(206)666-6325Until next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Product placement.

Hey suckas,  another week another show for your stank asses. We have some fun this week by singing some death metal, we put product advertisements in the show and then demand these companies pay us! There are also some PSA's thrown in for good measures. We talk about all kinds of random things including carpet chocolates cat's pissing on frozen pizzas and so much more than your feeble little mind can possible comprehend. It's also come to our realization that we believe Zim has quit, s ...

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F sweaty Betty!

Heya, It's here, yet another episode of Off-Beat folks. Johnny blue jeans sits in and tells us what comicon is, we cover some news, dub our douche bag of the month and discuss random things just like we always do.Drop us a line:(206)666-6325Tune in next week,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Walking in on your parents.

  Hey folks,Some house cleaning crap before the meat of this post, new site is up with some new features, www.fortherecord.ws.  We cold call a fan a hillarity ensues. In the mix this week:--Shocking your penis.--Rocking zombies like a hurricane.--Don't give Hillary money.--Add stuff to our wiki, www.offbeat.wetpaint.com--New listener email.--A member of Mallrat's familydrunk? No!--F you Nick Cage.--Little miss sunshine.--Stars looking for cheap and free publicity.--Please god Nico ...

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Off-Beat -- The Blaccent

Well hello again kiddies, it's fun time yet again. We welcome  Joe from the American Coalition against Corporate Greed to the show who is fighting the good cause against high gas prices. Also in the mix:--Mel's agent speaks to us.--She looked at least 18 and was dgging deep folks.--Things you shouldn't say to an arressting officer.--Hey guess what, our DB of the month is a tie in from the above.--How to hit your head on a breath-a-lizer machine.--Use a tin can with a rope on it instead ...

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Off-Beat -- Someone blow the singer from Candlebox so they can disappear again.

 Hey folks, here we are again, back with another fun filled episode of audio diahrea! We cover all the topics you need to hear about this week like dogs falling from the sky. In the mix: --Zim's poor mom. --So metal it will F your face! --We talk about all kinds of shit on fire. --Kevin Smith hits a homerun. --Mallrat comes out of the closet. --Ugh, seriously thank god it was free. --Ummm listerine and beer do not mix well. --So happy together.... Hey, call us will you: (206)666-6325 ...

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Off-Beat -- Old enough to know better.

What's up sucka's, interessting show as usual. Zim admit's some crap, Mallrat an I have phone sex, then vomiting ensues for quite sometime and Zim pretends he was at the World Cup this year for some dumb reason. In the mix:--The Michael Bay movie repair kit.--Zim likes yelling into the mic but also contributes something, yes he contributed something funny!--Shiting adobe take 2.--We need to patent this shit!--Accepted gets accepted by FTR.--West Hartford police are cock gobbling homos.--Gee ...

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Off-Beat -- Unlikely places to put "it!"

Why does it feel like everytime Jay is here, I lose control of the show? I guess it's a good thing. Anywho, wanna learn what a BK stacker consists of? Well we answere your question. Also, if your to poor to purchase a sex toy, we teach you how to make your own on the cheap, and we build one in the studio. Jay claims the sex toy was asking for it, but we seem to disagree. In the mix:--Fun with editing.--Burger eating contest minus that cheating asian that can destroy hot dogs.--Who will beco ...

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Off-Beat -- How to eat your own jizz.

It disturbed me to name the show that, but alas we had no choice. We cover a bunch of crap and read some stuff but nothing has ever disturbed me as much as the dudes post we read that eventually lead to the name of the show. In the mix:--F you Sony Pictures.--New theme song, whadda ya think?--Some cool new kicks.--Mallrat takes it in the face like a champ, again, we are gonna get him a rubber suit for the next fourth.--Pirates kinda reviewed.--The Prez gets our Top 5 dedicated to him.--This ...

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Off-Beat -- Just the three of us!

  We can make it if we try, just the three of us, building castles in the sky. We were wickedly short staffed but it was a good thing. This is a fun one, ever wonder what it would be like to hump an animatronic pig? Well, Mallrat has and we discuss it. In the mix:--The telethon, FTR style.--The monkey chased Zim away, that's all it took?--$3500 for what? Are you kidding me?--Chim Chim wants to cum in your hair, because Zim won't.--How the fuck does a fez hat stay on a shriner?--A waste ...

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Off-Beat -- The repercussions of a penis in your mouth!

 Wow, all I can say is wow. I still cannot comprehend the events of this evening. If you listen to one of our shows, this should be the one. I will not give away any events here but this is what's in the mix:--Backwoods Off-Beat.--Do not let the television raise your children.--What woman wants a cock slapped into their head?--Jay starts making fun of everyone and everything, Dead losses control, and this is where we end the show notes.Give us a call,(206)666-6325Until next week, if we ...

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Off-Beat -- Friendship pies.

Hola bitches,  Zim refuses bottle or box! Seriously, we have been wondering when he was gonna say he didn't wanna play! Ash sucks it up and takes the torture. In the mix: --Ash's anti-truth. --Mallrat's 1 day vacation, can you consider this a vacation? --Dustin Diamond will soon be a hobo. --Are you really gonna look cool playing the Wii? Probably not. --Some bald dude playing Ghost Rider. --Method Man a rip off artist? Ummm ok. --Glam rocker, porn star or exotic fruit. --If you didn't ...

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Off-Beat -- What?

Hola whores! Sorry, I'm like an abusive author. But I will give you a show worthy of taking a crap on and hiding it under your mom's bed.  We  go over some topics that matter including: gay marriage, bad television and sooo much more. In the mix:--Interview with Zim's dad.--New Jack was the man.--Who the hell would sleep with that guy.--A "cheesy" tattoo, eh, eh, listen you'll get it!--Uwe Boll defends his mess of a movie.--A new segment, the female lounge.--36 is & ...

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Off-Beat -- Too much Dick not enough Jane!

Holy crap we had a ton of people in the studio, if you can call it that. Cavs, Angry (racist) Pirate, Sumbody28, Rusty Trambone, and SumChick all help us deliver yet another retarded show. We cover all kinds of BS this show from Zim singing to a tattoo of a hand on your prick. In the mix:--One year, and he's still the only one to speak up.--Zim wants to tattoo Spidey's hand on his unit.--Huge breasts of childhood friends.--Addidas soccer jersey's.--Dumb women hazing people.--CRZA elaborates ...

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Off-Beat -- Cock rock hallelujah!

Off-Beat love you long time this week. First off happy one year mother f'ers. Thank you all who have been tuning in especially our hardcore fans, you guys are great and you know who you are. It's an odd one, ok so all of them are. We talk women, Zim gets tortured and CRZA sings for your enjoyment. In the mix: --Dead on edge. --Some dumb word that means fashionable woman. --FTR in the closet. --10 hot women, that we disagree with. --Hollywood is going downhill because of the actors. --Mallra ...

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Off-Beat -- More than a feeling!

Good times, good times. Zim misses a week and guess what happens, we torture him deal or no deal style!! It is one worth listening to just for the shrieks of agony. We do lots of old school stuff this week and Mallrat popped the button on his jeans after we recorded! In the mix: --Ash9 Zombie hunter! --Zim's next pussy ward hath arrived. --Protestors abound over a work of fiction. --A brilliant idea as we spill alot of shit. --Hitler vs. the clowns. --Zim... DEAL OR NO DEAL? --Wow foreigner ...

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Off-Beat -- Foreigner's don't say no.

Have you ever smelled a sweaty geek? No not Greek, geek. Well Ash9 has and he has a solution. Trust us he was at E3 and that is the epicenter for sweaty geeks. We are a little short staffed this week, but whateva, the show worked. In the mix:--Zim's jury duty story that he didn't want you to hear.--Oh god Shakira can't sing.--F you for ruining this for me Angelina.--Ash does the top 5... again.--Terri Hatcher gets attacked by bees, The government F's with Cannes director and Dj goes to jail ...

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Off-Beat -- I'm so emo I'm gonna give myself some paper cuts then bathe in vinegar.

Hola bitches,  If your looking for the typical episode, well, your not gonna get it. We talk about some girl's ass, Omega13 prank calls some douche, a fat dude on a scooter, a toaster of glass, some fat beeotch's baby gets ragged on and we release the winner of the second annual Sebastian Bach-Off. If your looking to see what's in the mix, try harder, you may find them somewhere here.Call us,(206)666-6325Later ho bags,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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45 -- Brandtson, Pearl Jam and Taking back Sunday.

Hey all,Here it is as promised the first episode of 45. Please give it a chance as it isn't all toilet humor like Off-Beat. On the menu:--Tawney Kataen.--Taking Back Sunday louder now reviewed.--Mick Jagger's sitcom.--Guest reviewer Jason from 12 train reviews Pearl Jam.--May 9th's new releases.--Brandtson's Hello control Reviewed.Drop us a line:(206)600-4526

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Off-Beat -- The Musical

Hola, Hey all, It saddens me to inform you that this will be the last Wednesday episode of Off-Beat. We are going back to our original schedule of Saturdays only. Before we do that though we have a musical for ya, we projectile vomit some news out to you and make Zim do something nasty.Anyway thank you all for your support of the Wednesday shows, who knows, maybe they will return.Call us,(206)666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Bach and Roll!

 It's rematch time folks. Not that any of you have had the chance to hear the original one as it was a private affair. Zim gave a stellar performance last year, can he repeat this year? In the mix:--Hype!--The bell be here and Bach is a rock god.--The order of the albino testicle.--Only half the wit of Letterman.--Slapping thighs and five guessing guys.--A rocker with a rep.--Your 33 and you can't read or write?--The pre-game warm ups.--Mallrat gives it his best yelp.--Zim was loved in ...

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Off-Beat -- Sinema

What's up theater goer's? We got your summer movie sneak preview here along with some spite. We cover everything from Snakes in a plane to Keanu Reeve's newest, even though they animated him, he still isn't an animated actor. I hate that guy. Anyway no show notes as the only segment we do is Starstruck, get your popcorn and your sno-caps and sit back and help us make fun of Snakes on a plane!Give us a call:(206)666-6325Later,DeadSqwirl X.x

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Off-Beat -- Punky chips ahoy, oi vey!

Seriously, have you seen that commercial? We have and we are divided on our feelings of it, you may be suprised who actually enjoys that dretch! Obviously it's not me from this post! We cover a ton of news and ramble about random things also. In the mix:--Ahnold is cumming!--Bra is like an old house.--A big greasy thug at the movies.--Dr. Beer speaks out against Bush because he is the decider.--WTF is up with advertisers now a days?--Woman gives birth and doesn't even know, only in Waterbur ...

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Off-Beat -- F Comedy Central

What's up ho bags, Comedy Central is on a roll, censoring shit losing their cash cow called Chapelle, what's next, skull fucking your grandmother? Crap didn't mean to give them any ideas. In the mix:--Anthony is a sauce slurper.--Put your fricking clothes on foriegner.--Cola and a coffee does not belnd very well, plus we reveal what your piss would look like.--South Park censored... WTF!--Chapelle speaks out against Comedy central.--Village people cop made the news? Are you f'ing kidding me ...

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Off-Beat -- Happy Easter, you're going to hell!

What's up a-holes, happy Easter, and if your reading this and listening to our show, your going to hell. This is the episode that will warrant us forever living in eternal flames. In the mix:--Who's gonna ---- me?--We dub the winner of our contest, wait until she sees cockzilla!--WTF is a dick blot?--Things not to do in Ohio.--Bring back calling people a c**t.--Welcome to drunken India air, I <3 Ganesh!--If you live in South Africa make sure you molest your employees.--A microwave in the ...

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Off-Beat -- Dio @ Denny's

Ever wonder what happens to washed up 80's metal stars that don't end up on the Surreal Life? Wonder no longer mofo's, we look into the life of Ronnie James Dio right outta the gate. Here's what else is in the mix:--Dio can't pay his bill.--Bad teeth is not all that matters, where's my apology.--Tonight on Fox news, how to rape children on myspace.--Karma is a bitch isn't it N*sync fans.--Scientology on the show yet again, well, when we don't like something we make sure you know about it.-- ...

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Off-Beat -- W.W.C.D.

We should sign up to be one of those American Inventor pricks, I made me a product you folks will not believe. Anywho, has anyone seen those W.W.J.D. bracelets? Well, we don't have any of those things but we do have a new game to play, and it explains this weeks title. In the mix:--Winter's morn, we need to patent this shit!--Drinking and stinking.--Clerks II and a fat peice of poo.--An interessting way to hear wedding bells.--The secret lives of Mr. Mallrat.--A huge penis, a vibrating toot ...

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Off-Beat -- 70+

 What's up maggots. If you had the chance to eliminate any three creatures from existance what would they be? Well wether you wanna know or not we share ours and trust us, it's in true Militia fashion to say the least. In the mix for this hyper active mega mongoloid wacky Wednesday packed episode:--Ash9 writes his first ever skit, and it fails miserably.--Like short bus special.--Snake is a lot like life, WTF is snake?--Japan gets tv on their cell phones and mine barely worked up until ...

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Off-Beat -- Powdered balls.

 Have you ever powdered your nuts? Well, one of us does frequently. Can you guess which one of us does? We reveal this mystery and the mystery of the monkey spoon, all in this episode. In the mix:--Ftr's unsolved mysteries.--Mallrat loves to sing.--Bra shows his age!--Ash IX.--We called it... Gnomeo and Juliet.--Tide is a bunch of good sports.--Dodgeball, Flashers, and Howard Cosell oh my.--Dear 18 year old father, dance on her lawn when you realize it's not yours.Give us a call:(206)6 ...

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Off-Beat -- Another bad day.

Here it is folks, not sure if your ready but we are doing two shows a week and this is the first of our mid week shows. It's a fun one, in the mix: --Fleshlight in the house. --The Mail ninja. --Countdown to lockdown, when will it end? --Damn that's an ugly baby, Alienware what are you thinking? Dell, why Dell! --A damn good sperm donor. --It depends, is it a retard with boobs? --Who called it, Chef got slaughtered! --It does kinda hide the Joan of arc haircut. --We mess with people in Pwne ...

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Off-Beat -- The rise of Cornflake.

Yeah mother F'ers, show number one in a two show week. We bring the thunder like none other. In the mix: --State of the union. --What up what up, Cornflake. --That's what super glue is for. --V for Vagina. --Subtitles for the black man, what's up with that? --A craptastic In the news. --An elderly methamphetamine lab. --Plasma pong --Lotsa whitebread in the house. Check your shit on Wednesday as we are doing another episode this week, straight to your face. Call us with your guess on Mal ...

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Off-Beat -- Life and Death X.X

What's up fuckers, I have a daughter!! On top of that we bring the goods this week!! And as an added bonus I use a ton of exclamation points in the show notes!! In the mix this week: --You gotta have a montage. --Congratuations lucky listener. --We promise two shows a week. --Urban Maternity, we patented that shit don't touch it! --F-Isaac Hayes --He's not really dead. --But no seriously, he really was Chewbacca, F-you geek we know it was him!! --Old Speckled Hen --What a poon fainting, you ...

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Off-Beat -- Quantity not quality.

Hey folks, hope this isn't your first listen. We try some new stuff called Five with a fan, we talk about Bond and Angry Pirate sits in. In the mix: --Zim translater. --Moshing is GAY. --The Notorious B.I.G. over Elvis? What is this world coming to. --WTF is the IBuzz. --Pa represent. --Tipping and female revolutionaries. --More kegs, wow we like beer. --Blonde Bond revisited. --Thanks Trigger, now Mallrat has a complex and hums your song everywhere he goes. But listen to it at the end here ...

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Off-Beat -- Joe Strummer DiBenedetto

Ya suckers, so much fun so little time!! We went a little bit nuts on this episode, we had to cut some scheduled segments as we drank a ton and rambled alot. Also we have a very special guest in the studio, you asked and you shall receive. In the mix this week: --Who will be the Godfather? --Gwen's little powder sniffer.. --Place you bets. --Who the f**k would blow Keith Richards? --F Disney, They are the root of all evil. --Indians and the white man get along! --A new found hope in East H ...

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Off-Beat -- What do you look for in a woman?

  Welcome back a-holes! There is a fun one in store for you!! Two, yes two, count 'em, bottle or boxes. Zim whines, the Miltia cheers and you the listener benefit! In the mix this week: --Fun with editing --More guesses about down below. --Mallrat whines about rising condom prices. --Zim's first bottle. --Almost as bad as pornography. --Blow jobs, Big boobed celebrities and the Militia drools. --Mallrat cries fowl, and whines some more. --Hibernian in the house. --Lottery winners ...

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Off-Beat -- Whipped!

  What the hell is going on here today? We are missing two Militia members, CRZA and Mallrat admit some crazy shit, we drank out of a keg and listened to porno. What more could you ask for out of a show? In the mix this week: --Zim and Bra's excuses. --Walken appears. --Mallrat shares his sexual woes already. --CRZA and Mallrat want to fuck Joe Strummer. --DBOTM update. --We rag on celebrities, god that's fun. --Keg in the house mother F'er. --Is your shakra in line? --Can you gue ...

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Off-Beat -- Virginity begone!

  It slices it dices it juliannes. It's a celebration people, Mallrat has lost his virginity, yes you read that right, Mallrat has lost his virginity. In the mix this week: --Leave it to Beavis take 2 --Fan of the week, you know you wanna be it! --Mallrat shots and scores in all four quarters. --Douche baggery at it's best. --Hey, it has less calories than a cup of skim milk. --CRZA spills his guts and the Militia is in awe. --Wasabi and coffee beans = nasty! --Jesus on your panca ...

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Off-Beat -- Zim appreciation day.

  It's an interessting one folks, will the real Zim Ashe please stand up. Mallrat has no voice, Zim triples the pleasure, and some 8 year old is still breast feeding! In the mix this week; --Will the real Zim Ashe please stand up. --Off-Beat's first chart topping hit. --Reality shows suck ass. --Car wrecks are fun, umm, maybe not. --A long ass FTR Militia that results in a debate. --Some dude eats his feces to cover up his alcoholism. --We drink various beers. --Have you looked at ...

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Off-Beat -- As American as apple pie.

  It slices, it dices, it brings grown men to the verge of tears. In this episode Zim faces a tough challenge, Mallrat gets all three answers and Ash reeks of ganja. All will be revealed should you choose to listen! In the mix: --A racist prick. --Novus Dae in the monologue. --What up what up returns, unfortunately. --The Green Lanterns have succeeded. --An un-effective marketing plan. --Why we named the show what we named it. --Drinking and driving is fun, especially while drivin ...

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Off-Beat -- Vampires suck!

Hey all, welcome to the new format for Off-Beat. Our sponsers have spoken and we have listened. Hopefully you guys dig what we are doing and to our old fans, I hope you continue to listen as we value you as much as Martin (Mallrat) values his family. Welcome to the new begining! --We speak of unions. --We smoke some Cuban cigars. --And to finish the show we drink some red wines! Until next week, ~~Jay!

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Off-Beat So2eo2 -- We<3 Bacon!

  What's up everyone, interessting show as always, starts off seriously but quickly returns to the immaturaty our loyal listeners are used to. In the mix:--Bacon on my mind.--The lanterns failed Zim, again.--Sumbody's return!--Mallrat's gracefullness is like a garbage can in the wind.--Jessica Simpson deserved it!--Horror movies as of late suck!--Blacklisted because of the first ammendment.--High school reunions and wretched assholes!--Sleeping with a mute.--Calling office mates f ...

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Off-Beat So2eo1 -- Gleaming the podcast!

  Hey, here for your consumption is an episode worthy of coming out of your colon. We talk endlessly about movies, play some games, dish out some advice and then shit on your chest, just like your step-dad while your sleeping. In the mix:--The retraction.--Hackers are gay.--Die Uwe Boll.--Does Teen wolf hold up?--Building the perfect woman.--Dirty Dicks get voted off the island.--Guilty pleasure, small weiners andrebutals.--Perverts and lucky men.--How many cranks does it take to ...

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WOOOOO DRINKING!

It's new year's and the Militia is fucking wrecked. Listen to our show or Mallrat will puke in the back seat of your car. Season 2 next week fuckers!

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Why'd you fill my stocking with hate?

  Merry Kwanzaa or was it Chanuka, well whatever your vice, have a good one. We figured we'd give you the present your parents wouldn't want you to have, a special episode filled with spite! Hey at least it's better than a fruitcake! In the mix mother fuckers: --Story time with Dead. --Santa's got a present for Zim. --Zim's holiday getaway. --The dangers of eating KFC. --Someone send Gwen a hanger...quick. --CRZA explains to us why he doesn't have a girlfriend. --We talk about hor ...

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Off-Beat episode 30 -- Welcome to the midget rodeo!

  Sup suckas, welcome to the chaos that is episode 30. This sunday sunday sunday, beer will be consumed, midgets will wear clown suits, and Zim will hate Mallrat!! In the mix for this week:--FTR hotline.--Dead signs a pact with the devil--Sugary delights.--Get over it Mallrat, it's only 50 cents.--God I hate Paris Hilton!--We finally got a hold of this beer!--Don't let her get off first.--A Heart attack on a bun.--A total Springer moment.--Art Asylum contest.--Tell her you love he ...

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Off-Beat episode 29 -- Handhelds and watermelons.

Hey folks, it's time for 29. Mallrat is marching on the gay pride parade so we had to replace him for the week. If you see them on the news, Mallrat is the one wearing the pink assless chaps. Jay form Down with the scene sat in this week. In the mix:--Creative commons.--The lightning round.--Forcing the hand.--Inserting fruit where it doesn'tbelong.--Scratchtastic.--A totally average beer.--Art Asylum contest.--Ashamed of music?--How do you wanna die.--Dykes on bikes.--Yarnball's revenge.-- ...

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Off-Beat episode 28 -- And then there was five! :(

Hey all, we hath returned, well almost all of us. Bra got run over this morning, so he won't be joining us anymore. We got some fun stuff including kids falling down the stairs, a bunch of asshole trying to guess movie clips and a British broad who should bomb herself!--The deflower foundation.--Merry fuckin' Christmas.--Zim's pussy ward rates high on the dork-o-meter.--Bomb yourself bitch.--Toby, toby, toby.--An Art Asylum contest--A child falls down the stairs and Dead loves every second ...

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Off-Beat episode 28 -- And then there was five! :(

Hey all, we hath returned, well almost all of us. Bra got run over this morning, so he won't be joining us anymore. We got some fun stuff including kids falling down the stairs, a bunch of asshole trying to guess movie clips and a British broad who should bomb herself!--The deflower foundation.--Merry fuckin' Christmas.--Zim's pussy ward rates high on the dork-o-meter.--Bomb yourself bitch.--Toby, toby, toby.--An Art Asylum contest--A child falls down the stairs and Dead loves every second ...

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Off-Beat episode 27 -- Bad cooks and big boners!

  Hey all, episode 27 is here and it's not queer. Cavs returns from New Jersey to join us on the show. We bring back Black White or Asian, we do some news, talk of the 360 and nominate our king douche bag this month!--Learn how to cook bitch--We talk about Zim's pshychosis while listening to Useless. --The 360 induces riots!--Our marketing ploy--Jack Thompson you mother fucker! Do something good for humanity, like feed yourselfto a shark.--Santa craps in a barrel.--Blind whores ...

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Off-Beat episode 27 -- Bad cooks and big boners!

  Hey all, episode 27 is here and it's not queer. Cavs returns from New Jersey to join us on the show. We bring back Black White or Asian, we do some news, talk of the 360 and nominate our king douche bag this month!--Learn how to cook bitch--We talk about Zim's pshychosis while listening to Useless. --The 360 induces riots!--Our marketing ploy--Jack Thompson you mother fucker! Do something good for humanity, like feed yourself to a shark.--Santa craps in a barrel.--Blind whores ...

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Off-Beat episode 26 -- Crickets and Calves

 Interessting evening, we drank a bunch, we made Zim eat crickets and mealworms, We talk about all kinds of random shit from our lives and end the show in true Off-Beat fashion with a new bit. Included in the rowdiness is:--Donating to out dreams.-- Sometimes she burns! --Off-Beat's first award.--D&D Dorks will rejoice with this one.--Poking people with sticks is funny.--Piss and soap.--Freddy Kreuger box.--Mallrat's soul mate, let's just say she enjoys crying herself to sleep too!--Ro ...

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Off-Beat episode 26 -- Crickets and Calves

 Interessting evening, we drank a bunch, we made Zim eat crickets and mealworms, We talk about all kinds of random shit from our lives and end the show in true Off-Beat fashion with a new bit. Included in the rowdiness is:--Donating to out dreams.-- Sometimes she burns! --Off-Beat's first award.--D&D Dorks will rejoice with this one.--Poking people with sticks is funny.--Piss and soap.--Freddy Kreuger box.--Mallrat's soul mate, let's just say she enjoys crying herself to sleep too!--Ro ...

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Off-Beat episode 25 -- Celebrations abound!

Hola chicas. It's time for a real long episode of Off-Beat. This episode really tugs at the heart strings, Ok, maybe not. In true FTR fashion we bring the fun. We attack everything from chat rooms to our favorite things from the past 24 episodes. Alright enough of my yapping, here's the show notes:--Red carpet rampage.--Zim loves to *BLEEP*.--Voicemail plug (206)666-6325.--The weather for today looks Black.--DRINK BITCH.--My toupee is falling off.--Only retards like chat rooms.--Ugly vagina ...

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Off-Beat episode 25 -- Celebrations abound!

Hola chicas. It's time for a real long episode of Off-Beat. This episode really tugs at the heart strings, Ok, maybe not. In true FTR fashion we bring the fun. We attack everything from chat rooms to our favorite things from the past 24 episodes. Alright enough of my yapping, here's the show notes:--Red carpet rampage.--Zim loves to *BLEEP*.--Voicemail plug (206)666-6325.--The weather for today looks Black.--DRINK BITCH.--My toupee is falling off.--Only retards like chat rooms.--Ugly vagina ...

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Off-Beat episode 24 -- Deportation and dysentery

Here it is folks, an episode one of you have been waiting for. Sorry it didn't go up on Saturday like normal, I was beat and figured our 5 listeners could wait a bit. Any way we have a rowdy show as usual for your auditory canal, it includes: --Zimmy's little secret.--A fallen rocker.--Some chaos over CT.--King kong goes 360.--Sony

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Off-Beat episode 24 -- Deportation and dysentery

Here it is folks, an episode one of you have been waiting for. Sorry it didn't go up on Saturday like normal, I was beat and figured our 5 listeners could wait a bit. Any way we have a rowdy show as usual for your auditory canal, it includes: --Zimmy's little secret.--A fallen rocker.--Some chaos over CT.--King kong goes 360.--Sony loves cheaters.--Mexicans in a Honda.--Images of your first.--Ash9 ends his campaign on a whimper.--This part will keep you glued toyour seat, lterally.--A team ...

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Off-Beat episode 23 -- Sex talk, tweezers and redneck beatings.

Here it is for listening enjoyment, it's episode 23! Make sure to check out our exclusive Halloween episode on www.fortherecord.ws. In the mix for 23: --The Porno files!--50 something pounds of porno.--PSP un-breakable.--6 bucks down the drain.--Skirts belong in the kitchen.--Bottle or box, make the call Zim!--Presidente gets thrown out of power.--The meat market.--Do I have the right number.--We still hate 50 cent.--The opressive boot of Santa.--How to punish your penis.--Handlebars.. ...

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Off-Beat episode 23 -- Sex talk, tweezers and redneck beatings.

Here it is for listening enjoyment, it's episode 23! Make sure to check out our exclusive Halloween episode on www.fortherecord.ws. In the mix for 23: --The Porno files!--50 something pounds of porno.--PSP un-breakable.--6 bucks down the drain.--Skirts belong in the kitchen.--Bottle or box, make the call Zim!--Presidente gets thrown out of power.--The meat market.--Do I have the right number.--We still hate 50 cent.--The opressive boot of Santa.--How to punish your penis.--Handlebars.. ...

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Off-Beat episode 23 -- Sex talk, tweezers and redneck beatings.

Here it is for listening enjoyment, it's episode 23! Make sure to check out our exclusive Halloween episode on www.fortherecord.ws. In the mix for 23: --The Porno files!--50 something pounds of porno.--PSP un-breakable.--6 bucks down the drain.--Skirts belong in the kitchen.--Bottle or box, make the call Zim!--Presidente gets thrown out of power.--The meat market.--Do I have the right number.--We still hate 50 cent.--The opressive boot of Santa.--How to punish your penis.--Handlebars.. ...

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Off-Beat episode 22 -- Jerk-off's and jumpsuits

 Howdy folks, it's episode 22. Suprised we made it this far? Well we definately are. We got some fun stuff in true Off-Beat fashion this show and it contains:--Dead's scarf.--Zim and Dead piss on Canada and PA.--Google crap and 50 cent.--Mosh pits, the Green lantern and more.--Peckers and parking lots.--Sink scum.--Your Mayor speaks... again!--A spooky bevarage.--give me oral anyday.--Some cracked out whore figured out how to use email!--Buy us an Elvis jumpsuit or a few! We will put t ...

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Off-Beat episode 22 -- Jerk-off's and jumpsuits

 Howdy folks, it's episode 22. Suprised we made it this far? Well we definately are. We got some fun stuff in true Off-Beat fashion this show and it contains:--Dead's scarf.--Zim and Dead piss on Canada and PA.--Google crap and 50 cent.--Mosh pits, the Green lantern and more.--Peckers and parking lots.--Sink scum.--Your Mayor speaks... again!--A spooky bevarage.--give me oral anyday.--Some cracked out whore figured out how to use email!--Buy us an Elvis jumpsuit or a few! We will put t ...

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Off-Beat episode 21 -- Publicity drives and pubes.

Hello again, it's time for episode 21 in all it's rowdyness. We had some guests for this show being Angry pirate and Rusty trombone. In the mix:--A new type of candidate.--Blonde bond.--Bea Arthur is a transvestite.--Masturbation abound.--Two Cows.--A wrinkly old noodle.--More out of your mayor.--A whiny bitch.--Pubes and poop chutes.--Take a handicap person to a matinee.Until next week,-DeadSqwirl

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Off-Beat episode 21 -- Publicity drives and pubes.

Hello again, it's time for episode 21 in all it's rowdyness. We had some guests for this show being Angry pirate and Rusty trombone. In the mix:--A new type of candidate.--Blonde bond.--Bea Arthur is a transvestite.--Masturbation abound.--Two Cows.--A wrinkly old noodle.--More out of your mayor.--A whiny bitch.--Pubes and poop chutes.--Take a handicap person to a matinee.Until next week,-DeadSqwirl

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Off-Beat episode 21 -- Publicity drives and pubes.

Hello again, it's time for episode 21 in all it's rowdyness. We had some guests for this show being Angry pirate and Rusty trombone. In the mix:--A new type of candidate.--Blonde bond.--Bea Arthur is a transvestite.--Masturbation abound.--Two Cows.--A wrinkly old noodle.--More out of your mayor.--A whiny bitch.--Pubes and poop chutes.--Take a handicap person to a matinee.Until next week,-DeadSqwirl

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Off-Beat episode 20 -- Bat wings and Budweiser

What's up fuckers, we hath returned for yet another rowdy episode that consist of retards getting the death penalty, CRZA's balls and so much more than your puny little human minds can consume in one sitting. In the mix: -- Bat wings-- Death to the retarded gamers-- Dakota Fanning wants some crack-- If you never use your weiner does it really exist? -- We drink an american classic -- Zim admits some crap -- More than one child to keep the majority -- The flying spaghetti monster -- More of ...

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Off-Beat episode 20 -- Bat wings and Budweiser

What's up fuckers, we hath returned for yet another rowdy episode that consist of retards getting the death penalty, CRZA's balls and so much more than your puny little human minds can consume in one sitting. In the mix: -- Bat wings-- Death to the retarded gamers-- Dakota Fanning wants some crack-- If you never use your weiner does it really exist? -- We drink an american classic -- Zim admits some crap -- More than one child to keep the majority -- The flying spaghetti monster -- More of ...

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Off-Beat episode 20 -- Bat wings and Budweiser

What's up fuckers, we hath returned for yet another rowdy episode that consist of retards getting the death penalty, CRZA's balls and so much more than your puny little human minds can consume in one sitting. In the mix: -- Bat wings-- Death to the retarded gamers-- Dakota Fanning wants some crack-- If you never use your weiner does it really exist? -- We drink an american classic -- Zim admits some crap -- More than one child to keep the majority -- The flying spaghetti monster -- More of ...

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Off-Beat episode 19 -- Black boxes and manila envelopes!

Hey foo's, Off-Beat returns! Another rowdy show for you folks. The Militia shares it's twisted love stories and Crza wants to slap a fat broad in the face! In the mix:-Side effects of tabasco consumption-Budweiser sponsorship-Zim tells another story about him getting hurt, he is officially the Johnny Knoxville of this show.-Off-Beat in love-An O.K. beer-The ultimate fuck you!!-A smelly pussy-Fat broads anger Dr.D-For your enjoyment... Zim bloopers!we'll catch you next week!

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Off-Beat episode 19 -- Black boxes and manila envelopes!

Hey foo's, Off-Beat returns! Another rowdy show for you folks. The Militia shares it's twisted love stories and Crza wants to slap a fat broad in the face! In the mix:-Side effects of tabasco consumption-Budweiser sponsorship-Zim tells another story about him getting hurt, he is officially the Johnny Knoxville of this show.-Off-Beat in love-An O.K. beer-The ultimate fuck you!!-A smelly pussy-Fat broads anger Dr.D-For your enjoyment... Zim bloopers!we'll catch you next week!

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Off-Beat episode 19 -- Black boxes and manila envelopes!

Hey foo's, Off-Beat returns! Another rowdy show for you folks. The Militia shares it's twisted love stories and Crza wants to slap a fat broad in the face! In the mix:-Side effects of tabasco consumption-Budweiser sponsorship-Zim tells another story about him getting hurt, he is officially the Johnny Knoxville of this show.-Off-Beat in love-An O.K. beer-The ultimate fuck you!!-A smelly pussy-Fat broads anger Dr.D-For your enjoyment... Zim bloopers!we'll catch you next week!

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Off-Beat episode 18 -- Metal yells and old woman where they belong!

Wow, what a weekend. Zim drank tabasco, the Militia got retardly drunk, and Sqwirl deleted the original episode 18 because there was nothing there to be salvaged. In the mix this week:--The suburban choir.--So metal it hurts.--Off with his balls.--I hate you so much.--Old ladys in trash cans.--If I were a rich boy.--Wedding tapes and hatred for your mother.--Keep your kids outta my mall!

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Off-Beat episode 18 -- Metal yells and old woman where they belong!

Wow, what a weekend. Zim drank tabasco, the Militia got retardly drunk, and Sqwirl deleted the original episode 18 because there was nothing there to be salvaged. In the mix this week:--The suburban choir.--So metal it hurts.--Off with his balls.--I hate you so much.--Old ladys in trash cans.--If I were a rich boy.--Wedding tapes and hatred for your mother.--Keep your kids outta my mall!

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Off-Beat episode 18 -- Metal yells and old woman where they belong!

Wow, what a weekend. Zim drank tabasco, the Militia got retardly drunk, and Sqwirl deleted the original episode 18 because there was nothing there to be salvaged. In the mix this week:--The suburban choir.--So metal it hurts.--Off with his balls.--I hate you so much.--Old ladys in trash cans.--If I were a rich boy.--Wedding tapes and hatred for your mother.--Keep your kids outta my mall!

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Off-Beat episode 17 -- Gaping holes and handicapped cheerleaders

It's episode 17 complete with ethnic slurs abound!!-Paris' huge hole-Bears on the beer-Dr D. wants to slap you!-Dreams of Ash's ass-Dead cats in your gas tank-Dog biscuits and abacus'-10 year olds should jump off a roof-Pirates, retards and shaving your upper lip

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Off-Beat episode 17 -- Gaping holes and handicapped cheerleaders

It's episode 17 complete with ethnic slurs abound!!-Paris' huge hole-Bears on the beer-Dr D. wants to slap you!-Dreams of Ash's ass-Dead cats in your gas tank-Dog biscuits and abacus'-10 year olds should jump off a roof-Pirates, retards and shaving your upper lip

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Off-Beat episode 17 -- Gaping holes and handicapped cheerleaders

It's episode 17 complete with ethnic slurs abound!!-Paris' huge hole-Bears on the beer-Dr D. wants to slap you!-Dreams of Ash's ass-Dead cats in your gas tank-Dog biscuits and abacus'-10 year olds should jump off a roof-Pirates, retards and shaving your upper lip

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Off-Beat episode 16 -- Trailer parks and tongue-in the bottle.

In the mix this week-Mallrats virginity at stake.Rogue ale.Bad cds and thinking of you.Bush super imposed.Some dumb skank.Power ranger costumes and other random shit!

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Off-Beat episode 16 -- Trailer parks and tongue-in the bottle.

In the mix this week-Mallrats virginity at stake.Rogue ale.Bad cds and thinking of you.Bush super imposed.Some dumb skank.Power ranger costumes and other random shit!

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Off-Beat episode 16 -- Trailer parks and tongue-in the bottle.

In the mix this week-Mallrats virginity at stake.Rogue ale.Bad cds and thinking of you.Bush super imposed.Some dumb skank.Power ranger costumes and other random shit!

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Off-Beat episode 15 -- Auctions and office pools

In episode 15-Crap in a boxHurricane CuntrinaMallrat's virginityKelley's applesDouch Baggery in full effectMeatwad stops byNew bit, Mind of the MilitiaStabbings and strippers Missed turns on favorites.

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Off-Beat episode 15 -- Auctions and office pools

In episode 15-Crap in a boxHurricane CuntrinaMallrat's virginityKelley's applesDouch Baggery in full effectMeatwad stops byNew bit, Mind of the MilitiaStabbings and strippers Missed turns on favorites.

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Off-Beat episode 15 -- Auctions and office pools

In episode 15-Crap in a boxHurricane CuntrinaMallrat's virginityKelley's applesDouch Baggery in full effectMeatwad stops byNew bit, Mind of the MilitiaStabbings and strippers Missed turns on favorites.

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Off-Beat episode 14 -- Good sports and mediocracy

--In the mix for this show!Dio, bow down mother f'ers.The true definiton of hate.FTR's extreme makeover.the tie breaker.an average beer.Fetus' and seagulls.and some faves of ours.

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Off-Beat episode 14 -- Good sports and mediocracy

--In the mix for this show!Dio, bow down mother f'ers.The true definiton of hate.FTR's extreme makeover.the tie breaker.an average beer.Fetus' and seagulls.and some faves of ours.

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Off-Beat episode 14 -- Good sports and mediocracy

--In the mix for this show!Dio, bow down mother f'ers.The true definiton of hate.FTR's extreme makeover.the tie breaker.an average beer.Fetus' and seagulls.and some faves of ours.

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Off-Beat episode 13 -- Depression and dick teasing

In this episode:Get to know the MilitiaOld Peculiar and perfect tendrowning while fishingShowing favorites and blowing a load that will knock over a catour first censored segment!Until next week...

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Off-Beat episode 13 -- Depression and dick teasing

In this episode:Get to know the MilitiaOld Peculiar and perfect tendrowning while fishingShowing favorites and blowing a load that will knock over a catour first censored segment!Until next week...

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Off-Beat episode 13 -- Depression and dick teasing

In this episode:Get to know the MilitiaOld Peculiar and perfect tendrowning while fishingShowing favorites and blowing a load that will knock over a catour first censored segment!Until next week...

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Off-Beat episode 12 -- Pocket pussies and Palestinians

This show includes:-Produciton value, an exclusive to Off-Beat(Thanks JVonD for the advice)-Beer of the WeekMilwaukee's Best-In The NewsDisaster and golfOffing your wifeStealing from children-Showing favorites

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Off-Beat episode 12 -- Pocket pussies and Palestinians

This show includes:-Produciton value, an exclusive to Off-Beat(Thanks JVonD for the advice)-Beer of the WeekMilwaukee's Best-In The NewsDisaster and golfOffing your wifeStealing from children-Showing favorites

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Off-Beat episode 12 -- Pocket pussies and Palestinians

This show includes:-Produciton value, an exclusive to Off-Beat(Thanks JVonD for the advice)-Beer of the WeekMilwaukee's Best-In The NewsDisaster and golfOffing your wifeStealing from children-Showing favorites

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Off-Beat episode 11 -- Zombies with a side of roast beef

In this episode:Chris Cavs, from The Martini Shot, Zombie the Rock opera.In the News / Dukes released and lots of Roast beef. Beer of the week Showing Favorites makes it's triumphant return. Off-Beat on myspace Until next week, ~~DeadSqwirl

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Off-Beat episode 11 -- Zombies with a side of roast beef

In this episode:Chris Cavs, from The Martini Shot, Zombie the Rock opera.In the News / Dukes released and lots of Roast beef. Beer of the week Showing Favorites makes it's triumphant return. Off-Beat on myspace Until next week, ~~DeadSqwirl

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Off-Beat episode 11 -- Zombies with a side of roast beef

In this episode:Chris Cavs, from The Martini Shot, Zombie the Rock opera.In the News / Dukes released and lots of Roast beef. Beer of the week Showing Favorites makes it's triumphant return. Off-Beat on myspace Until next week, ~~DeadSqwirl

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Off-Beat episode 10 -- Novus Dae and not swallowing

  Well, we are excited, 10! We also got an exclusive, it's an acoustic track from Novus Dae. Ryan and Ryan stopped by and recorded a brand new track called 211. It's totaly tits!  This episode we also dish out our coveted douche bag of the month award. We aren't gonna give away the suprise.  Sorry showing favorites took a break this week but will return next week. Sorry showing favorites fans. Thanks, tune in next week as our guest will be Chris "Cav's" from th ...

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Off-Beat episode 10 -- Novus Dae and not swallowing

  Well, we are excited, 10! We also got an exclusive, it's an acoustic track from Novus Dae. Ryan and Ryan stopped by and recorded a brand new track called 211. It's totaly tits!  This episode we also dish out our coveted douche bag of the month award. We aren't gonna give away the suprise.  Sorry showing favorites took a break this week but will return next week. Sorry showing favorites fans. Thanks, tune in next week as our guest will be Chris "Cav's" from th ...

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Off-Beat episode 10 -- Novus Dae and not swallowing

  Well, we are excited, 10! We also got an exclusive, it's an acoustic track from Novus Dae. Ryan and Ryan stopped by and recorded a brand new track called 211. It's totaly tits!  This episode we also dish out our coveted douche bag of the month award. We aren't gonna give away the suprise.  Sorry showing favorites took a break this week but will return next week. Sorry showing favorites fans. Thanks, tune in next week as our guest will be Chris "Cav's" from th ...

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Off-Beat episode 9 -- GTA and immigrants

  Even though our site is down for the moment, the show must go on. Episode 9 already, god time goes by while your having fun.  If you have any heart, boycott Just like Heaven, they should hand out barf bags at the screenings cause your gonna need them. Anywho thanks for listening as always, and make sure to subscribe to our show through maybe Itunes, our new favorite subsciption method is Odeo, definately check them out.  For a good time take a shot everytime ...

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Off-Beat episode 9 -- GTA and immigrants

  Even though our site is down for the moment, the show must go on. Episode 9 already, god time goes by while your having fun.  If you have any heart, boycott Just like Heaven, they should hand out barf bags at the screenings cause your gonna need them. Anywho thanks for listening as always, and make sure to subscribe to our show through maybe Itunes, our new favorite subsciption method is Odeo, definately check them out.  For a good time take a shot everytime ...

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Off-Beat episode 9 -- GTA and immigrants

  Even though our site is down for the moment, the show must go on. Episode 9 already, god time goes by while your having fun.  If you have any heart, boycott Just like Heaven, they should hand out barf bags at the screenings cause your gonna need them. Anywho thanks for listening as always, and make sure to subscribe to our show through maybe Itunes, our new favorite subsciption method is Odeo, definately check them out.  For a good time take a shot everytime ...

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Off-Beat episode 8 -- Announcements and nudes

Hey folks, welcome to episode 8, sorry about the sound quality in the begining half. We have everyone mic'ed now and it's new for me. I apologize.anyway here's some show notes links: For the record Sam Adams the drink of FTR Off-Beat Podcast. Hey Thanks to our subscribers, and all of you for listening. Catch you all next week!My Odeo Channel

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Off-Beat episode 8 -- Announcements and nudes

Hey folks, welcome to episode 8, sorry about the sound quality in the begining half. We have everyone mic'ed now and it's new for me. I apologize.anyway here's some show notes links: For the record Sam Adams the drink of FTR Off-Beat Podcast. Hey Thanks to our subscribers, and all of you for listening. Catch you all next week!My Odeo Channel

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Off-Beat episode 8 -- Announcements and nudes

Hey folks, welcome to episode 8, sorry about the sound quality in the begining half. We have everyone mic'ed now and it's new for me. I apologize.anyway here's some show notes links: For the record Sam Adams the drink of FTR Off-Beat Podcast. Hey Thanks to our subscribers, and all of you for listening. Catch you all next week!My Odeo Channel

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Off-Beat episode 7 -- Tennis balls and 12 year olds

Hey all,  episode 7 is up in this beeatch for your consumption. Zim has returned from wrestling some crocs and sword fighting some pirates. Ok, he was just slapping the bishop, we all know what was up Zim, don't try and cover it up.  Well, if you guys can't get enough we've opened a myspace account, Off-Beat. Join us in our crusade to put a KFC all you can eat buffet outta buisness by being our virtual frined cause you really don't want to meet us in person.

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Off-Beat episode 7 -- Tennis balls and 12 year olds

Hey all,  episode 7 is up in this beeatch for your consumption. Zim has returned from wrestling some crocs and sword fighting some pirates. Ok, he was just slapping the bishop, we all know what was up Zim, don't try and cover it up.  Well, if you guys can't get enough we've opened a myspace account, Off-Beat. Join us in our crusade to put a KFC all you can eat buffet outta buisness by being our virtual frined cause you really don't want to meet us in person.

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Off-Beat episode 7 -- Tennis balls and 12 year olds

Hey all,  episode 7 is up in this beeatch for your consumption. Zim has returned from wrestling some crocs and sword fighting some pirates. Ok, he was just slapping the bishop, we all know what was up Zim, don't try and cover it up.  Well, if you guys can't get enough we've opened a myspace account, Off-Beat. Join us in our crusade to put a KFC all you can eat buffet outta buisness by being our virtual frined cause you really don't want to meet us in person.

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Off-Beat episode 6 -- Bad broads and coffee

  Here are some links we speak of in episode 6: Victory Records Novus Dae I Tunes   Included in this show...some ranting and raving, as usual. Some issues we cover, Flag burning, new Itunes, and the Dukes of Hazzard / Moonrunners.   Anyway people, happy fourth! Drink up, we are! Send us your favorites and some drinking stories through email or skype us! Until next week, later our two listeners!

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Off-Beat episode 6 -- Bad broads and coffee

  Here are some links we speak of in episode 6: Victory Records Novus Dae I Tunes   Included in this show...some ranting and raving, as usual. Some issues we cover, Flag burning, new Itunes, and the Dukes of Hazzard / Moonrunners.   Anyway people, happy fourth! Drink up, we are! Send us your favorites and some drinking stories through email or skype us! Until next week, later our two listeners!

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Off-Beat episode 6 -- Bad broads and coffee

  Here are some links we speak of in episode 6: Victory Records Novus Dae I Tunes   Included in this show...some ranting and raving, as usual. Some issues we cover, Flag burning, new Itunes, and the Dukes of Hazzard / Moonrunners.   Anyway people, happy fourth! Drink up, we are! Send us your favorites and some drinking stories through email or skype us! Until next week, later our two listeners!

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Off-Beat episode 5 -- Mid-evil haircuts and astronauts

 We have recorded yet another show, we are starting to like this! If we weren't so lazy we would probably be inclined to record everyday. Episode 5 includes a special guest to the FTR minions cast, we should really make some FTR Minion's baseball jerseys, now that would be cool. Unseen Problem joins the cast this episode to dish out the douche bag of the month award. Alright people,please, please, PLEASE, send us an email including some questions, in Wav. or MP# format that w ...

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Off-Beat episode 5 -- Mid-evil haircuts and astronauts

 We have recorded yet another show, we are starting to like this! If we weren't so lazy we would probably be inclined to record everyday. Episode 5 includes a special guest to the FTR minions cast, we should really make some FTR Minion's baseball jerseys, now that would be cool. Unseen Problem joins the cast this episode to dish out the douche bag of the month award. Alright people,please, please, PLEASE, send us an email including some questions, in Wav. or MP# format that w ...

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Off-Beat episode 5 -- Mid-evil haircuts and astronauts

 We have recorded yet another show, we are starting to like this! If we weren't so lazy we would probably be inclined to record everyday. Episode 5 includes a special guest to theFTR minions cast, we should really make some FTR Minion's baseball jerseys, now that would be cool. Unseen Problem joins the cast this episode to dish out the douche bag of the month award. Alright people,please, please, PLEASE, send us an email including some questions, in Wav. or MP# format that we ...

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Off-Beat episode 4 -- Atlantic City and lesbians

   To Angry Pirate, thanks for all the good comments. It's great to see we've at least touched one person, your check is in the mail! Now make sure the feedback builds our egos up more this time!   Some of you are probably wondering what happend to episode 3. We (I) originally recorded an episode of Off-Beat as a flash file which is essentially episode 1. So the whole time we have been lying to you, our 4 listeners, get over it!   Anywho, celebrate as episode ...

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Off-Beat episode 4 -- Atlantic City and lesbians

   To Angry Pirate, thanks for all the good comments. It's great to see we've at least touched one person, your check is in the mail! Now make sure the feedback builds our egos up more this time!   Some of you are probably wondering what happend to episode 3. We (I) originally recorded an episode of Off-Beat as a flash file which is essentially episode 1. So the whole time we have been lying to you, our 4 listeners, get over it!   Anywho, celebrate as episode ...

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Off-Beat episode 4 -- Atlantic City and lesbians

   To Angry Pirate, thanks for all the good comments. It's great to see we've at least touched one person, your check is in the mail! Now make sure the feedback builds our egos up more this time!   Some of you are probably wondering what happend to episode 3. We (I) originally recorded an episode of Off-Beat as a flash file which is essentially episode 1. So the whole time we have been lying to you, our 4 listeners, get over it!   Anywho, celebrate as episode ...

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Off-Beat episode 2 -- Favorites and no shows

That's right bitches..We know we've pissed some geeks off with that statement. Keep telling yourself it was good. Anywho, bitches, it is here! The second episode of our little Off-Beat cast here, this one includes production value, at least a little bit.Here are some show notes:-The usual news-New segment Showing favorites-No interview cause the broad backed out!-Extreme Elvis closed down by fbi-send in your showing favorites to DeadSqwirl@gmail.com in a wav format and we will make fu.. I m ...

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Off-Beat episode 2 -- Favorites and no shows

That's right bitches..We know we've pissed some geeks off with that statement. Keep telling yourself it was good. Anywho, bitches, it is here! The second episode of our little Off-Beat cast here, this one includes production value, at least a little bit.Here are some show notes:-The usual news-New segment Showing favorites-No interview cause the broad backed out!-Extreme Elvis closed down by fbi-send in your showing favorites to DeadSqwirl@gmail.com in a wav format and we will make fu.. I m ...

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Off-Beat episode 2 -- Favorites and no shows

That's right bitches..We know we've pissed some geeks off with that statement. Keep telling yourself it was good. Anywho, bitches, it is here! The second episode of our little Off-Beat cast here, this one includes production value, at least a little bit.Here are some show notes:-The usual news-New segment Showing favorites-No interview cause the broad backed out!-Extreme Elvis closed down by fbi-send in your showing favorites to DeadSqwirl@gmail.com in a wav format and we will make fu.. I m ...

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Off-Beat episode 1 -- The First and worst

Well folks,Here it is, our first episode. Some may think we are not funny, (Chris Cavs and listeners over at filmosity), some may think we are gifted, (I'll kill those bastards who made us ride that little yellow bus at school), And some may see us as the set of eyes with a flashlight from outside your bathroom window, But in the end, we now know what it sounds like to have sex with a deaf girl. And you can too, download our podcast, or forever suffer the pain of not knowing, you may be bet ...

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Off-Beat Promo

Well folks,Here it is, our first episode. Some may think we are not funny, (Chris Cavs and listeners over at filmosity), some may think we are gifted, (I'll kill those bastards who made us ride that little yellow bus at school), And some may see us as the set of eyes with a flashlight from outside your bathroom window, But in the end, we now know what it sounds like to have sex with a deaf girl. And you can too, download our podcast, or forever suffer the pain of not knowing, you may be bet ...

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Off-Beat Promo

Well folks,Here it is, our first episode. Some may think we are not funny, (Chris Cavs and listeners over at filmosity), some may think we are gifted, (I'll kill those bastards who made us ride that little yellow bus at school), And some may see us as the set of eyes with a flashlight from outside your bathroom window, But in the end, we now know what it sounds like to have sex with a deaf girl. And you can too, download our podcast, or forever suffer the pain of not knowing, you may be bet ...

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