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King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 39-Final Chapter
Here’s the final chapter of King of Earth and Moon. Thanks to everyone who has hung on; I never dreamed it would take me nearly a year to finish this thing. When I started doing this my wife wasn’t pregnant. Now, we have a two-month old daughter. Where does the [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 38
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If you hear a baby crying in the background, you’ll understand why this episode is so late. Two more chapters left!
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Apologies for the delays. I decided to go ahead and record, even though conditions weren’t perfect. I’ll try to knock out the rest of the episodes in the next couple of weeks.
After this one, three chapters remain.
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Many people thought space was, like, totally empty. The Kid knew otherwise. He’d watched the Discovery Channel enough to know that even in the remotest parts of space, there were some particles shooting around. Spssh, like, even if no particles happened to come into an area, there was still the whole quantum thing. The Kid [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 34
There was something about Nanako the madam that Mick Aloha liked. She was old—if he had to guess, he’d say she was pushing 50—but there was something hot and dirty about her, something that made Aloha want to please her.
“No, ma’am, I’ve never danced on the moon. I’m not a dancer; I’m more of a [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 33
Dowell hated Aloha’s driving. Even in the most normal, calm situations, Aloha drove like someone was chasing him. When someone was chasing him—which was the current situation—he drove even worse. Dowell wondered if Aloha was even looking at the road. He wondered if Aloha feared death, or even understood it [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 32
Like, spshhh, like, what do you mean? Spsshh, like, the Kid, like had turned his head, but he could, like, totally see what was happening. Like, like, like, like, like, like, spsshh. What do you mean what do you mean what do you mean?
The Kid could totally see what was happening in a reflection [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 31
When gods got angry, bad things started to happen. Aloha was privy to mythology. He knew all about the Greek, Roman, and Norse gods. He also read up on religion, so he was privy to most world religions. Aloha knew the Old Testament God got angry and turned people into salt. [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 30
What the nationalist perverts didn’t know, and what would probably lead to their downfall, was that the Kid was privy to being shocked. Damn it, that was Aloha’s word. Anyway, Aloha had shocked the Kid enough times for him to develop a resistance to it. Like, spsshh, it still hurt, of course, but it hadn’t [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 29
When Apocalypse Dowell was hungry, it made him crazy. It happened a lot, especially on airplanes and at weddings. He wondered how people who were poor and had little to eat managed to remain sane. A headache was starting to grow in the back of his head; being around Aloha was making it worse.
James returned [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 28
On a dark street in Kyoto, Aloha checked under the van. There were five dead cyborgs; that had to be a new record. There were no dead ninjas, though. That was good. He was still hoping to make it with at least one of them, if not both, and killing them [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 27
This was easily the best run of the Kid’s life. Like, no one would believe how fast he was running. He was running from the cyborg, which made him run faster than usual. Maybe that was the trick. Maybe every time he ran, he should try to get a cyborg to chase him. Then, he’d [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 26
WARNING! This episode contains innuendo and a few words that are not work/kid-safe.
Apologies to Lord Kaosu.
Apocalypse Dowell was sick of Japanese TV. It was all the same. They ran variety shows where pseudo-celebrities talked about boring crap. Almost every show had some mention of food. It was so boring, Dowell had found himself just staring [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 25
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Mick Aloha had been a messiah for only a week, but already he felt he was an expert at it. All you had to do was say things, and everyone interpreted them and thought they were really important. Already his followers, the former kappa followers, were writing a Gospel [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 24
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The Kid was totally stoked. He and James had taken out at least a dozen robots, if not more. The situation was more serious than the Kid had guessed, though; on the streets, as James had pushed the Camaro through the early morning traffic, they’d spotted several corpses. The [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 23
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For a group with such a high-tech headquarters, Dowell had trouble understanding why they were low-tech when it came to transportation. He’d expected a rocket to shoot them out of the river and into northern Osaka, where the Kuchi Sakeh Onna was on the move. Instead, they had just [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 22
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For years, Mick Aloha had been talking about writing a messiah story. Aloha was better at talking about ideas than he was at actually following through on them, so his messiah story, solid as it was, remained in the back of his mind. As he sat on the bottom [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 21
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The Kid was just, like, totally standing there, staring at the guy in Eri’s doorway. The guy’s hair was long and blonde, but more of a tough, dirty blonde, not a Hanson blonde. He was wearing a wife-beater and both of his arms were sleeved out with tattoos. It [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 20
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The sirens grew fainter. The taxi driver dropped from a run to a fast walk. Apocalypse Dowell followed close behind.
Dowell thought about just running away. The taxi driver seemed like a good guy, and he’d taken out all of those robots, but Dowell needed to move on. He needed [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 19
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Mick Aloha’s head hurt. Ninja K was doing a terrible job leading him through the bamboo forest; several times, he had run right into a tree. Aloha was privy to walking through woods when he couldn’t see. His father had once taught him how to feel the woods as [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 18
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The Kid had once heard someone say that just a handful of decisions determined the paths of people’s lives. It was probably either Tony or Rick who had said it—they were both, like, totally intellectual like that and totally people who would make those kinds of philosophical statements—so [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 17Google doc of the text so far.
Apocalypse Dowell had never been much of a driver. He’d sold his car back in Kentucky, and in San Francisco he’d only taken the bus. The bus was usually late and full of crazy people, but it was cheap and when he got off the bus he didn’t [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 16
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Mick Aloha had a terrible thought as he threw down the Famicom’s controller. He’d completed the game—using the warp zones and some pretty smooth cheats—to finish in less than fifteen minutes. That left him five minutes to spare. The thought, though, kept him from enjoying his victory. What if—and [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 15
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The Kid thought about running, even though he was comfortable on the futon. Eri—like the Kid had totally remembered her named, because it sounded like airy, and that’s what the Kid was thinking about the space between her ears—was completely nuts. Anyone who claimed to talk to ghosts, gods, [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 14The robot’s mangled legs left Dowell with little to grip. He was reminded of a kid named Jason that he’d gone to elementary school with; Jason liked to grab kids’ hands and then use them to punch them in their own faces. He’d then ask why they were hitting themselves. It was already an old [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 13Google doc of the text so far.
Mick Aloha was privy to waking up in strange places. It had been happening to him a lot recently. What had once seemed to be a negative had turned into a positive, though, as his priviness had prepared him for the current situation.
Aloha pressed against the soft ground to [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 12
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Sato’s bunker was totally, like, not a bunker at all. Bunkers were bunkers, man, with ramparts and other defenses; this was just a studio apartment. As the Kid surveyed the place and his eyes drifted over the piles of clothes, electronics, and empty beer cans, he thought studio was [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 11
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In the summer between the 6th and 7th grade, Dowell had visited New York City on a school trip. Looking down on the city from the Empire State Building’s observation deck, with his face pressed against the metal crossbars, he’d heard his classmates discuss the fatal consequences of dropping [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 10
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As the robot clung to Mick Aloha and flew him through the air, he thought about all of the things that were wrong with this situation. He hated robots, so catching a ride with a robot was like a cat catching a ride with a mouse; it was unnatural. [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 9
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The Kid was, like, totally not amped about being choked. The Kid couldn’t breathe. He was into breathing, in a big way, so this robot was totally, like, killing his good time. The robot had a good grip. Its hands had better dexterity than the Kid had expected. Whoever [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 8
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Apocalypse Dowell wanted to pretend that he didn’t know Mick Aloha, but it was too late. Several passengers had seen Aloha, the Kid, and Dowell arguing about their seats, arguing like a group of kids. The police would find out soon enough that they knew each other; lying would [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 7
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Mick Aloha stood in the aisle with his shoulders back and his chest out, a man who deserved recognition for his accomplishment, a man who should be praised and honored. He wondered if they’d make him an honorary captain; maybe they would let him fly the plane for a [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 6
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Like, the Kid totally didn’t recognize the voice. That was a total bummer. He’d hoped that the message might have been from Tony or Rick; they were totally the kinds of guys who would send messages by robot, maybe just to invite the Kid surfing. [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 5
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Mick Aloha thought the guy with the wok would be easy to take down; a kick to the knee would send him down soon enough, leaving Aloha free to take care of the group of men who looked like they’d fallen out of a yakuza movie, even though they [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 4
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The Kid awoke lying on a tree branch. Sunlight bounced off the soft mist hovering above the ground below, leaving little visibility.
He thought about his Visa bill. He could, like, totally pay it off this year if he set his mind to it and looked for ways to cut [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 4
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The Kid awoke lying on a tree branch. Sunlight bounced off the soft mist hovering above the ground below, leaving little visibility.
He thought about his Visa bill. He could, like, totally pay it off this year if he set his mind to it and looked for ways to cut [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 3
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Apocalypse Dowell’s stomach felt strange; he eyed the IV attached to his arm and wondered if the fluids they were pumping into his body contained meat. If so, it wouldn’t make his stomach feel strange, just his veins and arteries, so he decided it must be something else. Something [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 3
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Apocalypse Dowell’s stomach felt strange; he eyed the IV attached to his arm and wondered if the fluids they were pumping into his body contained meat. If so, it wouldn’t make his stomach feel strange, just his veins and arteries, so he decided it must be something else. Something [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 2
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Mick Aloha awoke in a hospital room. He was privy to waking up in hospital rooms; several times, after running from the police, he’d woken up in some strange hospital room, handcuffed to the bed with a headache and cotton mouth. He checked his arms; [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 2
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Mick Aloha awoke in a hospital room. He was privy to waking up in hospital rooms; several times, after running from the police, he’d woken up in some strange hospital room, handcuffed to the bed with a headache and cotton mouth. He checked his arms; [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website King of Earth and Moon: Chapter 1
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Written and read by ApocD. This is the last chapter of Puddle Driver.
Rachel Carter was shaking her head. But, what does that mean for us?
Streis was staring out one of the transport’s portholes as they cruised north out of Osaka. The land below was dark, but Streis couldn’t stop staring.
It means they’ll kill [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Puddle Driver: Chapter 36 (Final Chapter)
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Rachel Carter was shaking her head. “But, what does that mean for us?”
Streis was staring out one of the transport’s portholes as they cruised north out of Osaka. The land below was dark, but Streis couldn’t stop staring.
“It means they’ll kill [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Puddle Driver: Chapter 35
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With the network down, it was difficult to get accurate information, but from what the communications people at Pana-Wave could get, the killing had stopped.
More of the delegate’s data had been decrypted. The pre-phants, while the delegate had been in charge of the program, had not only [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Puddle Driver: Chapter 35
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With the network down, it was difficult to get accurate information, but from what the communications people at Pana-Wave could get, the killing had stopped.
More of the delegate’s data had been decrypted. The pre-phants, while the delegate had been in charge of the program, had not only [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | |