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SomaCow 644: Protesting the Protesters Originally trying to save lives at http://somacow.com SomaGift Lifecoaching Far Side Wiki Leaks Leaks That Baptist “church” that shall remain nameless Salvation Army Ban Killing Me Softly With Smoking Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 643: So Much Depends On The Sexy Chickens Originally putting it in the can at http://somacow.com Servicable Actresses Smarmy English Guys Cannin’ Peak Oil Mix Tapes Makin’ Dirt SADness Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 642: Krampus Originally sans producer at http://somacow.com “I was late & the computer was f*%^ed”, excused Producer Ross. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 641: Fiddle Nero Fiddle Originally coming back at http://somacow.com Cantaloop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U Drug Bowl for Baby Old Ladies Love Misery Rads Wiki Leaks = Traitor? Fall of Rome Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 640: Hard To Do Originally calling it a wrap at http://somacow.com J=Dr Robotnik Happy Birthday! Jon Lovitz Jen vs Ang Life Insurance Fakin’ a Death Winter Tourist Internet vs IRL Friends R.I.P. twitter The End…..? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 639: Under Where Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 638: Will You Marinate Me Originally cutting costs at http://somacow.com Bullshit Balls Tubemeat Eat Off Ketchup In Chili Mustard ‘Shrooms Naked, Shit-Ass Fight Poop Square Garanimals gardeN 64 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 637: Can You Feel The Rage Tonight Originally shaking it at http://somacow.com Rhythm The Clintons Bush vs Kanye SomaCow Lets the Beat Drop Powerful Ladies Raaaaaaaaage!!! Somatherapy Holiday Plans Black Friday Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 636: The Most Racist Bear of Them All Office Buzz Prarie Doggin’ Sanford Zoo Gatorland J = Racist Newsbomb Cricket Mitchell and Webb Snooker Sleeping Beauty Princesses Advent Dome Build-A-Bear Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 635: Learn SomaThing New Originally thinking about cocoa at http://somacow.comIn this hour, the guys answer an important question, one every man is faced with at some point in their lives.Come, share with the guys of SomaCow, and tell us your answer to this life question.Also, they talk about HP Lovecraft. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 634: Everybody was Kung Zhu Fighting Originally doing it raw at http://somacow.com Weird Al Rules Shitty Comics Arties Canada Pedro vs India Bug Fights Yom is a Badass Raw Food www.charityballz.com Holiday Magic STFU Protesters Geoff Will Steal Toys The Hotness Robot and/or Time Travel Movies Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 633: Look It Is A Rican Gorilla Originally entering the room at http://somacow.com Pedro Lima from The Channel Project, Fifth Base, Rooftop Comedy, etc AOL Chat Hook-Ups Not Enough Pink Talk The Secret of Comedy! Baby Films Pedro Macs Joe Rogan Podcast Joke Theft “The Way of the Gun” Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 632: Fisting Originally focusing on the tooshie at http://somacow.com Tell Somebody! Terry Bradshaw Geoff Invents a Food wHole wHeat Vaseline http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough Ass Chat Agave J vs The President Use the Beak Blackheads Driving and Crying and Texting CFTR III: Cycle Off Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 631: Feeting Originally eating at http://somacow.com www.charityballz.com Bacon = Dead Beans No Feets? Amish Bacon Amish Cheese Phone Off Chevy Chase Movies Music Chat Mindfuck Movies Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 630: Festing Originally writing, or not, at http://somacow.com Ballsvemberfest www.charityballz.com Where’d Ya Vote? Masons Tenderloin Election Newsbomb Rock for Hunger Fest Firechicks? Nanowrinomo Writing Bowl, FTW Publishing Surprise Boobs! Face Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 629: Test the Oster One Originally whipping and chaining at http://somacow.com Testosterone Blue Balls Too Badly Dressed to Be Con Slash Forum Fetish Chat Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 628: Bone It Originally pirated at http://somacow.com Bad As A Bone Pirate Baby Zombies Js Sexy Costume Farmville Kills Kids Lifecoaching: Don’t Say It If You Don’t Mean It What’s the Deal? Time Travel Apple Store Douchebags Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 627: Pitbulls and Shark Bites Originally pitted at http://somacow.com Happy Birthday Geoff!!! Geoff = Sorry Geoff’s Funeral Geoff = Pretentious Asshole Geoff Gets It On At the Mall Geoff’s BD Newsbomb Geoff Is Scared Geoff Gets Fishy Geoff <3s Pit Bulls Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 626: Eat A Pickle Originally Etchie-A-Sketchied at http://somacow.com Shit Etchie Has Never Had Taste Retarded Ghost Powder Filthy People Laundry Scent Knive Chat iTunes Sucks Stupid Is As Stupid Does Mickey Almost Invented Twitter Tail = Con Hoodwinked! Economic Recovery Slowed Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 625: How To Pickle Originally skEtched at http://somacow.com The Rent is Too Damn High therentistoodamnhigh.org Bit Politics Mickey = Pink Lady Pres Glenn Beck = Tea Party Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 624: Good Day, Sir Originally etched at http://somacow.com Etchie from Etchie and Broncho   http://etchieandbroncho.com John Adams Pres Movies Stealing Music Mickey = Bartender Etchie + Bruce Campbell + Shatner The Vault http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386846/ Green Screen 4 Ever Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 623: All Amongst Ross Originally homeschooled at http://somacow.com www.twitter.com/elross (Hey, that’s all Ross gave me for the notes! But I found out Ross and I were a lot alike in our younger days…) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 622: All around Mickey Originally educating at http://somacow.com Hey, Mickey!!! IN THE NAVY!!! Mickey Genetics Tan & Blonde Handholder Supreme Brain Bowl Bootcamp Mickey Held It for Two Weeks LifeCoaching- Figure It Out, 3 YRs Before a Ring, Don’t Be A Dick In Virgina The Enterprise On A Boat! Mickey Gets Keelhauled Ribbons Mickey Almost Invented Twitter Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 621: All About The J Originally learning at http://somacow.com SomaCow = Geoff All. About. J. “Pussy, Geoff.” Geographic Center of TN J = Defender of the Downtrodden True Love = Ass-Slap Kara-J Newsbomb- By J! Miners Neal Patrick Harris Gives Birth J <3s Kiss Mid Tenn State Uni J’s Date at The Polaris J = Tire Thief J’s Wife <3s Dog Music After the J’s of Summer are gone…. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 620: Put It In The Trunk Originally feeling the cool breeze at http://somacow.com Fall festivals Halloween Trunk or treat Tricks New SomaCow Teaching breast exams Eating seafood Deadliest Datch Weight loss Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 619: Checkmate Originally Rossless at http://somacow.com Missing Ross Harry Potter is not in 3-D Play chess Check your boobs Pics of your kid on the internet School is worthless Renaming SomaCow “Chubby People” Perez Hilton Profanity Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 618: Call Orkin Originally doing breast exams at http://somacow.com Huntington Girl Facebook regrouping Newsbomb Ghostbusters remake Rub your tits Do you compare penis size Urinals Toilet termites Spit Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 617: Beware The Crabocalypse Originally making :)s at http://somacow.com Crabocalypse Whore Friends Bakugan Rice Cakes Mini-Gnomes Gay Bashing Facebook Eats the World Orlando Smiley Face J Loses $500 Kid Books Chico Shorts Drunk Puking Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 616: Listen To Your Heart Originally replacing bread with bread at http://somacow.com Bread Substitutes Cheese BOWL FTW (as per Ross) Prescription Crab SomaCow Story Boards Hoors Sex Toys Heart Donor DYWTD Blog Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 615: Foreclose This Originally rubbin nubbins at http://somacow.com Foreclosure Fail SomaCow: The Movie MacGRUBER! Britcoms! Steve Seagal bOObs 2g1c Taliban Game Silent S Mickey’s Nubbins RIP Greg Giraldo Sense of Humor = Hot? Matthew Perry, good? Geoff vs Jen Calorie App No. Bread. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 614: Sign This For Me Originally making pants at http://somacow.com Frolf! http://www.englishforums.com/content/humour/paraprosdokians.htm Bad Mother Pants Hoarding vs Collectibles Sigs Pee Wee on Broadway Martha vs House Party Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 613: Toaster Love Originally going viral at http://somacow.com Spock Pic Chinese Gift Exchange Viral Ad Sqwauk Brits Netflix TV/DVD Fleshlights & Lube BeastMaster Toaster! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 612: Take Part Originally shooting up the fun at http://somacow.com Jay and Silent Bob podcast The Internet Colbert Hair Part OPD Primetimegeek.com Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 611: Deprived Originally kicking pigs at http://somacow.com Norman = Kicked Ask. Tell. Hazing The Pink Berets Con Chat Withholding Heck Cursive Economy = Getting Better Stewart/Colbert Rallies Geoff Will Eat Your Dog Sensory Deprivation Tanks Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 610: Doing It Wright Originally eating some pups at http://somacow.com Mickey’s Vacation Beefs The Brothers Wright Newsbomb Shit My Dad Says Restless Leg Syndrome Glenn Webber = Older Rip, Ride, Rockit, Redo Jarate Raw Fish, On the Cheap. Quick. The Raw Dog Diet Boardwalk Empire Custom Agent Shunned Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 609: Radio Killed The Radio Star Originally having happy endings at http://somacow.com Drew Garabo in Studio Comedy by Decades Drug Movies Adam Lambert = Tough Radio = Dead Music Alternatives….NOT Alternative Music SBC = Freddy Workin’ Out Drew on BTLS Acid Attack = Fake Masseuse Assisted Suicide (5 X Fast) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 608: Stick Em In Your Ears Originally protecting from scams at http://somacow.com Headphones Bose Scam Dr Dre Scam Sleeeeeep, Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Orlando Home Prices Tight Shoes Restless Retrovirus Closet Full of Notes Yo, Teach 3D 4Real Legend of Neal Stephen King Steals The Dome Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 607: Feudal Family Originally pantsing at http://somacow.com Trying to be Human Fat and Naked at 2 AM Eatin’ Out Pants Life Coaching with Cassandra Worms in Your Virus Happy Birthday Amanda!!! Family Feud Kei$ha Is White??? Lily Allen Is White! Cheese Chat Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 606: It All Adds Up To One Originally burning it up at http://somacow.com 9/11 Intro Bloom Is Off the Rose Book Burnin’ Newsbomb .999=1 Meth Kenny Fucking Powers = J 50 Nuggets 23 Inches of Ass Newhart On A Plane Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 605: I Said Eat Not Burn Originally grilled at http://somacow.com Your Ad Here Kiss the Cheese, Fire SomaCow Chat Room Can’t Grill Geoff Wants to Baptize You Already Invented TOWED! The Lottery Guess the Google http://grant.robinson.name/projects/guess-the-google/ Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 604: More Toilet Please Originally quaking at http://somacow.com Kiwi-Quake Don’t Mess With SomaCow Mickey Fixes the Economy Microwaves Suck The Varsity, Again Jeff Peak Found Art Grape Vodka The Economy Is Getting Better Geoff Needs More Toilet!!! Traditions Netflix Pwns Watch “The Road” Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 603: Eat A Sub Originally hipstering it up at http://somacow.com Jazzy Intro Lawless Pwns Sammiches Horseradish Fridge Cam Green Tea Ginger Ale UStream Geoff = Hipster Let Grandma Smoke Newsbomb J’s Bits Brazillian Arrow Smuggling Gay Publix Happy Birthday Mathyaet 1/3s Make No Sense THERE IS NO PIZZA!!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 602: Back To The Future Again Originally counting money at http://somacow.com Happy Birthday, Pollo Rojo! Mobiles Movie Chat Facebook & Old People Food Stations Tortilla Debate J Does Sight Gags Dippin’ Back to Back to the Future Bieber!!!! (I’m sure Ross didn’t mean to put that many exclamation marks after that without a wink or something) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 601: Come Stay With Me Originally getting communal at http://somacow.com Geoff Wants Houseguests Trapped Miners Columbia and Neck-Ties Geoff’s Watching TV Funnel Cake Buffeated SomaCommune Rumor of the Month: Things Are Getting Better! Somavilation Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 600: The End Originally posted at http://somacow.com Six. Hun. Dred. New Hope for Kids Cure for the Run $5,303.90 x 2 Newsbomb ELROSS Beat You Geoff Don’t Eat BeeeEEEEEEP! Buy Canadian(s) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 599: The Eve Originally dying with anticipation at http://somacow.com Jeff Carson & SoundGuy Live In Studio myspace.com/joshcarsonmusic Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Jeff-Carson/108245655863689?ref=ts) Cure for the Run Eve Poster by Jeff Peak at PeakArts.com Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 598: Quit Being So Picky Originally turned inside out at http://somacow.com MCO Cure for the Run All About Canada with Glenn Webber FooFa Gets a Job Life Coaching- Karma is a Bitch Rick Mercer’s Talking To Americans Geo Trivia Choosy J’s Dis Jif Dr. LaNura Inside Out Chicken Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 597: I Kehn Spehl Originally opening minds at http://somacow.com Ground Zero Mosque Newsbomb Pakistan Oldest Joke Ever Pledge Stiff Brokded Skools Workation Little Johnny is Screwed Racism Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 596: Bonsai Originally lookin’ for a cop at http://somacow.com Two Words: Mascots Episode 600 Flea Market Elvis Impersonators We Need a Cop United Way Flea Margaritas Geoff’s Bonsai Scheme Robots vs Mummies Penis Spreadsheet Wal-Mart Brand RSilva vs Hot Dogs Geoff vs Chicken Cordon Bleu Polish Yelp Lifecoaching- No Shit on the Wall ELROSS = Buff Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 595: A Little Back Story Originally crooning at http://somacow.com TV Talk Geoff’s 2nd Head Home Remedies Hal Turner Goes to Jail Night Court Crooners Shittiest Movie Ever (2012) Dexter Gag Reels Star Wars Con J vs Meatballs Fan Fic Jropracty Mickey’s Book www.curefortherun.com www.newhopeforkids.org Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 594: Prop This Originally killing the pain at http://somacow.com Gay Marriage UNO Court Chinese Breast Powder Pain Reliever ‘Toons News Bomb AT&T Not That Bad Fuzzy Things You Eat CFTR MMX www.curefortherun.com 20Q WEBMD Tradenarked Rubix Cube Solved CFTR Prizes Prime Time Geek Time Change Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 593: Breaking And Entering Originally snoring at http://somacow.com The Keys J = Robbed Car Alarmists Intruder! Snoring Bruce Lee vs The World Chop Socky Flicks Ligers Fighting Tube Dot TV Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 592: Daycares and Shark Bites Originally acting out at http://somacow.com Use the Beak 7 Minute Hamlet J’s Monologue Shakespeare??? So Solly Geoff’s Fetishes Daycare Death Shark Week Shitty Voiceovers Cable = Dead Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 591: There Is Hope Originally helping at http://somacow.com CFTR MMX Cory from http://www.newhopeforkids.org/ Fabulous Weddings Musical Chairs Steak Out Gross Out Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 590: Stop You Are Under Arrest Originally using baby spoons at http://somacow.com Bliz- TRADENARKED!!! Arizona Long Shorts Law Beer Payments The Office CFTR MMX- We Need A Gimmick! Tailbuster Challenge Dog Murder Shit Chat Podcastin’ NDSF Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 589: What Is This Noid Originally apologizing at http://somacow.com Chico vs The Toilet….Again Apple Apologists Newsbomb!!! Kool Aid Tab Challenge Last Meal The Noid??? All You Can Eat Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 588: Experience This Originally experienced at http://somacow.com The Experience dot FM The Experience Backstory The Best Experience Present Ever iPhone for Tail? Experience = Bug Eaters Bus Chat If anyone has any problems downloading or listening to this my apologies… I’ll blame Ross, or Mickey… Maybe it’s J’s fault that the file size is twice normal…yeah, that’s it. Thanks for listening! -Jen Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 587: Tuck It In Originally hating haters at http://somacow.com Russians Lohan’s Jail Money Indian $35 PC Tablet Ol’ Smokey KA-BARs Rule Lawyer Fight in Sanford Prisoncast Wicker Man Sucks Cameras Everywhere Chico vs The Toilet Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 586: Smell My Gas Originally breeding at http://somacow.com Breeders FTW SomaBar Leo = Actor??? Free Shit Baggin’ It Gas Smell “A Side Look” Liquor Gift What the Dog Saw Whatcha Readin? Mario = Stingy Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 585: Conning With The Cons Originally Going Mel at http://somacow.com Yelling @ Women The Beach Newsbomb!!! Comic Con The Hangover Schwimerica Mother’s Show News Chicks The Chair? THE CAGE! Returns Rape or Spiders? Cameron Explained Camel Ridin’ Cure For the Run Dot Com Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 584: Go Downtown Originally flooding at http://somacow.com YouTube Heat Facebook: The Flick You’re FIRED!!! FLOOD!!! Football Church Paris Highlton K Town PSP Games Japanese Breakfast Downtown Life Begins @ ? CFTR Dot Com Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 583: Feel My Hair Originally depping it up at http://somacow.com J = Sleepy Dep Go Back Sleepies Black Hair Beauty = Pain Mel Goes Blank Specialty Soc Med Girl Scout Bandit Fund Raiser Scams Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 582: Cover Your Fart Originally paying our taxes on time at http://somacow.com No More Billboards South of the Border Blade Goes to Jail Don’t Pay Your Taxes = Jail Geoff vs The Lord Racist Kids? Shitty Effects Gump to the Future Fart Cover? Geoff’s Unholy Farts Six Feet of Feces Challange CFTR 2010 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 581: De Fence Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com Glenn Webber Returns Pawn Stars 3 Years of Fury ELROSS Camp-a-Thon Somapowers Cons Lego Land! CFTR 2010 Celebrity Mascot Games DEFENSE!!!! Arcing Ropes Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 580: In The Not Too Distant Future Originally tally-ho’d at http://somacow.com Wedding/Anni 2012 Sucks MST3K Apple is Not Perfect ForeSkwar J’s Tweet Bit Who Would You Take Out? Newsbomb! Italiano British “Food” Mickey’s Hats Cap Fail Let’s Do the Time Warp Again Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 579: Poke Her Originally bitten at http://somacow.com Mickey Has Crooked Eye Mickey Doesn’t Like Sweet Puppies 50 Beers in 50 Days Jamie Played Poker Jamie Mowed The Grass Geoff Did The Dishes Do Something Nice For Your SO Sorcerer’s Apprentice Netflix vs Rental vs In Theatre Internet Killed The Video/Game/Music Star Self Checkout Check out the forum for neat stuff from everyone! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 578: Never Waste A Boner Originally expressing at http://somacow.com Day Care Disasters Nursing-In Mel Gibson Rants Some More Leave Us a Message (407)965-2662 as Mel Gibson Cell Phone Commercials AOL, Who Got Sucked In? Jimmy Buffet Has It Right Ryan Seacrest Really Is A Douche How Do You Interview Someone You Despise? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 577: Kill Your TV Originally resting at http://somacow.com www.newhopeforkids.org Geoff Goes Palanquin Win ELROSS’ Pot Man vs Food B4D w/ G vs B.A.M.! Wii Unplayed SomaCow Sign Protection Racket Walmart Scam UAE & God vs Vuvuzela Choco Booze Geoff vs Valet Death by Pron Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 576: Watch That Oil Originally an owie at http://somacow.com Geoff’s Burned Belly Will Cook for Mickey Daily Show vs Women Predators Old School Dentist Jagged Teeth Mickeyoke Soma Movie List Web </3 B.O.C. 4 Ever Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 575: ust oking Around Originally nuked at http://somacow.com F Lebron Nukes Logan’s Run Blade Runner One Button Tech Fuck U Nails No Breastmilk in Kelly Park Celebrity Mascot Games Rules www.newhopeforkids.org Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 574: Masons Do Masonry Originally being handy at http://somacow.com Glenn Webber in Studio Bathroom Lovin’ Masonry Glenn = Handy Bar Hunt Sparkle Vamps The Last Airbender Fail Mall War Tanada FL State Parks Buy ORGANIC Seeds Line Theory Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 573: Put The Toaster In The Bathtub Originally going Canadian at http://somacow.com America: Fuck Yeah! Canada: Sorry Aboot That, Eh? Foot Eatin’ Fish Lady GaGa Hits 10 Mil Mickey Hates Anime Giant Army Men Competitive Eating Toaster Bath Return of THE CAGE! Tiny Cookies Florida: Fuck Yeah! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 572: Dude Puff Puff Pass Originally talking with an accent at http://somacow.com Tart Talk Tennessee Talk The Mountain J & Tentacles DemoKKKrats Toyota Recall Legalize It? LifeCoaching Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 571: Communeism Originally living off the grid at http://somacow.com Apple = Liars The Button Sunscreen = Poison Tiger Pays World Cup Still On? Tourney Up Prequels Journalism = Dead Homeschool for Rowan? Escapism Buffet Donation Malt Liquor Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 570: Kinging Kong Originally Dee Qued at http://somacow.com King of Kong- Great Flick Oil Cleanup Vacation oChicken, Bourbon SomaLeavins Newsbomb Computer Issues Mel Gibson = Racist Stupid Karate Tricks Sandwich in a Can Sci-Fi Sandwich Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 569: Py Is Rite Originally creeped out at http://somacow.com Regis = Creepy Fogey Comedy Video Games = Art? WTF IS Art, Anyway? Disney Cutbacks Fool’s Gold, FTW JRR Geoff’s New Life Coach Send Pyrite! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 568: Karate Chop Originally  partying at http://somacow.com K-Kid First Beer What Can You Break? Mickey’s Party Heck Sunscreen Blankets Can Be Found Anywhere Climategate Faked G20 = Burn, Canada, Burn Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s Dad = Broke Disperse Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 567: Compost This Originally trapped at http://somacow.com It’s the Same Show, Man Rape Condom Air Horns FTW Seafood Buffets Somaland Shredded Lettuce Fail CFTR MMX Pee Games Composting Problem Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 566: iPhone People Shut Up Originally app’d at http://somacow.com, home of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever. I like turtles and monkeys are funny.  That, however is neither here nor there.  Which is the same location as George Lucas’s brain.  It is neither here, nor there.  It is completely lost.  As insane as the director was, the movies are still [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 565: Mickmas Originally recorded on Mickey’s Birthday at the SomaCow Studios and then edited and posted as a podcast at http://somacow.com Damn, I love cupcakes.  The awesome girl that I am seeing at this time went out and bought me a metric ass tonne (spelled ‘tonne’ because it is metric) of cupcakes with Star Wars decorations on them. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 564: What Does Canada Have Originally roughing it at http://somacow.com WAR! and other card games Cameron Diaz Likes it ROUGH What’s On TV Call from The Perpetrator re: Wizarding World of Harry Potter Ridin’ Rides Bitch Parity Mexican Mole Men Poutine + Nachos $moke$ Tony Hayward Sings! Ultimate Teachers Lounge Tah-Cose Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 563: Beachin It Originally gaming at http://somacow.com Happy Father’s Day!! Best Stephen King TV Movie E3 War Games The Beach Snorkel vs S.C.U.B.A. Dad Gifts Brazillian VR Video Games SomaCraze!!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 562: First Time Long Time Originally buh-leting at http://somacow.com Women <3 5Ks What About Allen? Geoff Needs a G.O.A.T. Titanic? When Is A Boob Not A Boob? J vs Trebeck Ur Der Buh-leted! A-Team Spoilers Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 561: Hola Bunny Originally executed at http://somacow.com Harry Potter Orlando Perez Hilton Child Pornographer Mexican Rabbits Utah Firing Squad Pron Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 560: Pick The Naise Originally tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied at http://somacow.com Mickey <3 BP CFTR MMX Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! Ref Mickey ____naise Congress vs BP Heffalumps & Woozles Geoff vs Con-Agra Fergie = Salt Ham My Name is _____ and I’m Here to Say Riot in Orlando!!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 559: Gay For Iceland For Gays Originally staying healthy at  http://somacow.com Toys We Are Chinese Wal-Mart Iceland Goes Gay War With Mexico? Fuck BP Divorce = Contagious Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 558: Futbol – Revenge For Oil Originally winning by tying at http://somacow.com USA Ties Wins Ties!!! 5th Place Trophies FTW English Ban BP FL Going to Shit Geoff Loves Netflix Kung-Fu Kid 3D Glasses Lilo Near Drunk Sarah Palin Has Real Boobs www.obamaswears.com Gary Coleman: Death by Lifecoaching Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 557: Bowl Or Sandwich You Decide Originally salivating at http://somacow.com Didos Great World Literature Who IS On First? Shoney’s Breakfast Bowl vs Breakfast Sandwich Breakfast Burritos Suck Best Breakfast Buffet? Dental DAMN Solution Dissemination Govt Fail Sarah Palin for Pres JuLEADice Box Survival NDSF Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 556: How Exciting Is It Originally using way too many exclamation marks at http://somacow.com Summer Break! Camping! Peeing Outside! Watch Your Abortion! Birthin’! China! Kung Pao! Flash Flood! Roughin’ It! Dutch! Done With Twitter! Stay Puft! Megan Fox Has Toe Thumbs! Tie!!! Calls from Mickey’s Kids, Grill Mama and Glenn Webber Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 555: Smell My Feet Originally looking at nuts at http://somacow.com Quit Looking At Our Nuts Oil On the Beach (just a little this week, folks) ArIDzona Kid Shot Newsbomb with Jamie Sweat Sock Smell Gold Fail Snappers Fish, Dog Fake Fish Mount Party @ Mickey’s!!! Little Girl, Big Boat Soccer vs Apple Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 554: There Are Starving Children In China Originally conforming at http://somacow.com Mailbox Socialism Nest Killer Door to Door Sales Kid What’s Up With the Durka Durkas? J Call Obama! Clean Plate Award Jamie vs Dora Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 553: Hey Ladies Originally toweled off at http://somacow.com Hollywood Ladies Tipper Palin Oilmance BP, You’re Our Only Hope Rush the Wedding SomaCow Goes Right Wing Rapists, Murderers and Kidnappers Jen Needs Hates Towels Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 552: Eat A Steak Get A BJ Originally procreating at http://somacow.com Tobacco Comeback Free Donut Day Is a Funnel Cake a Donut? Stop the Abortion! J = Grandpa x 4 Grandmother Parts Steak and BJ Day Slash Forum SomaTat Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 551: TippHer Over I Am Done Originally shaved bald at http://somacow.com Al & Tipper Ross’ Haircut Allergic Rowan’s Birthday Silly Bands & Jelly Shoes H1N1 Overhype? Light the Gulf on Fire Cheap Beer Roundup First Internet Purchase Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 550: Yeah We Know Her Originally oilmanced at http://somacow.com Oilmance BPGlobalPR Leroy Stick Oily Birds Pancakes Not the Only Place for Shrimp Jews Go Home Geoff Breaks Down Middle Eastern History Somacow Studios = Open to the Jews Arguing With Idiots On the Internet Jamie’s Zhou Zhou Pet Video Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 549: Burning Down The House Originally recycled at http://somacow.com Bret Michaels Not Dead Yet Internet Poll Works for a Change Butt Recycling Vaporized Jamie Flambe Electronics + Water Clint Eastwood Bathes Sun Tea Salami Stew Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 548: Run For The Border Originally racial at http://somacow.com SomaCow Has a Bad Case of Diarrhea Traven = Dead = Dennis Hopper Tower Defense Movies Oil Fail Arizona Boycott Buycott Wetback Coldfoot BP Is English Glenn Beck vs a Little Girl $oft Water Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 547: Creeping Out With The Best Of Them Originally chawing down at http://somacow.com No Car at 16 Big League Chew Hottie of a Generation Geoff vs the Staff Sex in the City and Camels Worst. Book. Ever. Obamoil Oilocalypse 11 Dead Oilers Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 546: Full Of Love Originally in 3D at http://somacow.com Geoff Goes to the Movies TRUE 3D Hurricane Season J Has Never Played D & D Love Critcism LOVE Coaching Food Delivery Geoff vs Milk Allergy Test aPple Chat Asleep on the Plane Lost is OVER Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow Special: Oilmance Originally spilled at http://somacow.com Jamie from our Sunday show wrotthe lyrics. Oil Oillll……. Your caught in big Oilmance Oiiiiillll Caught in a big oilmance BP…lie lie ieesss Yah so what, some birds die Laugh Laugh to the bank HA HA, an oil rig sank. Lala we can’t hear We got fingers in our ears Close our eyes, dissappear This is an oilmance We want your money You make us so [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 545: Whatchutalkinbout Originally spun at http://somacow.com Gary Coleman- Dead Ryan Seacrest is Everywhere Paparazzi Cover Kid YouTube Stars Newsbomb Dance BP Song Child Performers Spin Art Watch “Nothing But Trouble” c/o Mickey GO MAGIC!!! twitter.com/orlandofountain is Back! Pool Noodles Memorial Day Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 544: Stop. Potty Time Originally vacated at http://somacow.com The Small, Still Voice Be(oil)ach Vacation Crusin’? Just Go To Orlando You Can’t Get Ice Holy Land Vacation SomaCow House Exchange Jen. Wants. Towels. Jesse James = Bitch WWII TV Pork ‘n’ Beans *shudder* Shit Movies Down In FR Never Go Full Pixie Lacrosse = Lame Brits Get a Pass? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 543: Firy Hurricanes Originally boycotting at http://somacow.com Geoff and Jen Go to BP BP boycott? Oil Spill Fake? PA Tweet Suit Info For Sale Silly Bands Oil Treason! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 542: Old School Originally rhymin and stealin at http://somacow.com Music, Video Game and Otherwise Deep Cuts Bitches Be Bitching Dio Rap/Rock (Public Enemy/Anthrax ftw) Cookin’ With Coolio Country Sentence Switcheroo Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 541: You Point At It Originally juicing at http://somacow.com Preposition Game Album Art Is Our Children Eating? Juiceless Juice Apple Factory Suicides Brett Michaels Hospitalized We Mess With Texas Don’t Trust the Brits Self-Help = Fail Panhandlers Bad Banana Lit Pron Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 540: Smoooooke on the Waaaaater Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com Mickey’s Mom on Fire Oil Spill Eatin’ Crawfish New Fridge George Lopez Denny’s AYCE Pancakes Graph Paper LiLo Lifecoaching Fail Never Buy Drugs, Kids Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 539: Lemonade For Nine Originally contracted at http://somacow.com Oil Spill “Cleanup” Bieber Hair Miley Cyrus Mickey’s Cheating Contract Boob Jobs Google Info Theft A Prayer for Horsegirl’s Sister Sweet, Sweet Lemonade. $9/Gallon Kim Jong Il, Animal Lover Pig Shit Highway SNL Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 538: Kids In The Halls Originally EBd at http://somacow.com Etchie & Broncho In Studio Lame Content The Kid on the Man Show Dragon’s Lair The Old Lady Who Controls Geoff TV vs Kids Kids on the Internet Downtown Orlando Owned by Dogs Brown Noise Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 537: Eat Your Dog Originally taking a ride in the Tardis at http://somacow.com Soda Chat Hot Dog Heaven Eating & Watching Geoff loves Dr Who Librivox.org Bathroom Sex AC Challenge Mickey Bucks Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 536: It Is Hot Out Originally registered at http://somacow.com Lazy Summer J’s Private Place Double Sleeveless Weather Zero Degrees Bacon Housewarming Gifts Geoffrey the Angry Narwahl Scarsdale Mickey’s Greek Food Breakdown Virus!!! Malware Bytes ftw Tron Movie You Thought You Would Hate That You Loved Net Neut Lifecoaching- Somebody’s Gonna Lose a Finger Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 535: All Grown Up Originally oiled up at http://somacow.com Mickey’s New House RSilva Sponsored Potty Talk The Gulf of Oil Iceman Donations & Book Betty White Ross > J (Bar Sinister) Shannon Burke on the Loose FANS!!! Chris P is Angry Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 534: Let The Hunt Commence Originally appreciating Geoff and J and Ross and Mickey and Jamie at http://somacow.com We miss Ross We missed Geoff J was pretty cool Human Centipede? and a planned sequel? Who from SomaCow would you hunt? Open faced sandwiches, are they? Are restaurants cutting down on ingredients or soda syrup everywhere? Game Show Network rocks! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 533: You Want Some Of This Originally sized up at http://somacow.com No more phone books Craig’s list Scalping tickets iPad desires Let’s fight about our penises (penii?) Iron Man 2 and comeback of Mickey Rourke? Movie etiquette Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 532: A Long Enough Time Line Originally mid-day at http://somacow.com On an Island Jamie thinks Glenn Beck is hot. Larpers Cure for the Run Superhero Identities Ironman Justin Engagement Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 531: Dance Originally lived at http://somacow.com Somacow hates the news Just Dance End of the world Boobs Mickeys Movers Better Business Bureau Scams Video Games Halo Reach Beta Library Books Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 530: Wigger Says What Originally birthed at http://somacow.com Thanks to moms -Mothers Day Sports stuff Is Buzz Aldrin a space hero? – Buzz Aldrin punches people Do you have a fear of flying? Flying is scary. How Sex Ed has changed over the years? Lawrence Taylor’s 5 degrees of rape. Pinky Poke? Birth Control The Illiad Brett Micheals wig sales Graph Paper *wigger – n. one who wigs. example:  Brett Michaels Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 529: I Never Felt This Way Before Originally felted at http://somacow.com. Mickey Needs Gold Felt Board Technology You Should Be Taking Notes Dr Phil Finger Test Crist Goes Independent Jamie </3s Bacon Remakes: Howard the Duck (http://freewomensblogs.com/images/bio/Lea_Thompson_4.jpg) & Freddie Spooky Stuff Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 528: We Put The FEAR In You Originally crisistized at http://somacow.com Crisis NY Bomb Diamond Scam Lame Terror Time Travel Flicks Christian Chick Pickup Free Comic Book Day J’s Comics Zombie Media Apocalypse http://www.survivalseedbank.com/ Again Detox Enemas Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 527: Burn The House Down Originally bickered over at http://somacow.com War Movies War Reagan Commies Pee Wee’s Playhouse What To Do In Town? Halloween Horror Nights Hottest Cartoon The End??? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 526: Bay of Kicking Pigs Originally fortified at http://somacow.com Have a Drink Polish Beer J’s Trip Random Car Wrecks Chillin’ Txt & Drv Game Shows Bible Time Man Decor Skynet Young Vietnam Bay of Pigs Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 525: The Moose Out Front Should Have Told You This podcast was originally published at http://somacow.com Sunday with J? Smokers Blow The Oil Spill Cube Meat Teaser Hurricanes Down Blouse Newsbomb Free Comic Book Day dot Com Arizona Illegals El Sombrero Toothpaste Farts Moose Meat Online English Folks BriTV Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 524: Timon Is A Pumbaa Originally making it better at http://somacow.com YouTube comments and commenters Hitler Parodies No More? How far can you go with other people’s work? Is Facebook over? Geocaching the next new thing? Jamie is a Halo yeller Scrabble’s changing the rules Jughead is Gay? Genocide talk, whee! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 523: Hollywood Has Gone Nutso Originally missing Ross at http://somacow.com Bret Michaels is down for the count What’s an Unskinny Bop? Makeup in the 80s Don’t date a woman in a scarf Where are all the Christians in Hollywood? Websites restoring Kirk and Stephen Stephen Baldwin, the new Job Lindsay Lohan fired All the cool drugs are in other countries What is up with Scott Baio? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 522: Wielding My Saber Originally linking food at http://somacow.com Lightsaber FTW Geoff’s Tree Plant City Link vs Chickens Bacon Is Eggs Egg Rolls & Mexican Pizza World’s Greatest Dad Movie Robin Williams and Thrown Fruit Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 521: Get A SomaClue Originally cured at http://somacow.com Chantix Money Cure 12 Months of J Geoff </3s Pretzels South Park vs Islam Mohammed Balloons Death Threats Lane Bryant Ad Fiasco Shatner Singing Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 520: Throw It Out Back Originally composted at http://somacow.com Gene Wilder: Best Actor, Ever Carbonara Wiki vs TV Tropes Earth Day vs 4/20 Navy Bacon Bret Michaels = Dead? Sound of Panties Newsbomb Carbonara Not Aborted Anti-Anti-Virus Fungi Amongi Suicide J Retirement Plan Funny Suicide Challenge Etchie & Broncho Show Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 519: Working For Nuts Originally used at http://somacow.com The Blind Side Ways Out of the Ghetto Geoff’s White Guilt? brianfeldman.com/67books Used Book Stores Book Sex American Psycho- Worst Book Ever? Interns Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 518: Cover Up That Skin Originally impressioned at http://somacow.com Puzzler Smoothies Australian Chicks vs Canadian Chicks Mini-Whores Conan on TBS TBS Lineup Rundown Universal Rule of Reruns Disney Ripoff Volcano Refugees Rush vs The Volcano Howard the Duck Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 517: Singin It Originally lyricised at http://somacow.com Rush Toto What’s That Lyric? Smokin’ Substitute Mickey’s Smoke Camp Obama Biting Mickey’s Style Cage State / No-Cage State Ditches X-Treem Holly @ KFC Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 516: Eat Your Sushi Originally celebrating around J’s birthday at http://somacow.com J Day! Meeting J Biggest Brain Dick? Sock Suspenders Murse We Need More Things That Are Things Stop Smoking- Get Diabetes Nanananananananana Oprah. Con? Lesbian Talk Show Hostesses Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 515: Sam You Are Originally birthed at http://somacow.com Somababy! Samuel Havin’ Babies Steven Seagal Sex Slave Jenny McCarthy’s Morals Big Daddy Pay for Play Teachers The Cage Taxes Gold The Opposite of You Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 514: Eat Me Eat You Originally con at http://somacow.com Interview with Alexander Andrews Gaga/Bieber/Luda – Who Do You Love? What Would You Like to Be Called? Shit in a Bag Through a Window Calories Eat Yourself Adam Carolla vs The Phillipines Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 513: Dear Watson Originally turfed at http://somacow.com Sherlock Holmes The Sequel Death of the Moovie of the Week? Superhero Flicks WTF, Thailand? Sign the Online Petition Rob Van Winkle Show Boy Bands Popped Collar Tampa St Petersburg – Salvador Dali, Crawfish & Gambling OK…to all of you out there, Tampa FL and St Pete FL are two very different cities. One is an old cigar place and one is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 512: Meet Me in Panama Originally blogged sans notes at http://somacow.com OK, you might have guessed by now that the notes were lost from these episodes, therefore making the blog hard(er) to write… But you know what? It really shouldn’t matter what the guys talked about before listening and you shouldn’t need Cliff notes so just listen! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 511: This May Be The Final Episode Originally noted at http://somacow.com In this hour, the guys made us laugh again! You should come join us in the live chatroom every Friday from 7-10 PM Eastern! Just click on the word in the previous sentence that is highlighted, it will take you there. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 510: Whatcha Talkin About Originally podcast at http://somacow.com In this hour, the guys talked about stuff! J did the Newsbomb. We all laughed. You will, too! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 509: Nose Douche Originally tricked at SomaCow.com Jesused Eggs Owl In a Box Cowluthru Racist Tan Tax Republican Cock Doctor Health Care Debate Sad Pilots *BOOP!* Racist Country Song Leu Gardens Honey Soma the Pooh Way Too Hot Sauce 3-D Clash of the Titans Gojira Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 508: JC in the House Originally deviled up at SomaCow.com Happy Easter! PAAS Eggs The Black Egg Hollow vs Solid Secular Holidays Chocolate JC Moovie of the Week Review: Year One Anti-Pope = Anti-Semite Indie Film Lawsuit Fake War- James Foxx vs Howie Stern Real War- Somacow vs ——–? Moovie of the week to see: Sherlock Holmes Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 507: Mayan Vagina Bubblegum Originally texted at SomaCow.com Pig Train Modern Family Alyssa Milano iPad iPhone to Verizon Txt & Drv Alien Overlords Illuminati Shadow Government Pope Pirates Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 506: Doin Da Pope Originally advised at SomaCow.com Pirates 24/7/365 Illuminati Pedophiles Across the Board J’s Driver’s Ed Two Foot Drivers Self Parking Car Fatherly Advice Son Advice Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 505: Fridays Are Good Originally crossing it at SomaCow.com Good Friday Jesus Wrote a Blank Check? Geoff Writes Country Songs What To Do for Easter? NEVER Lead With the Anus Wet Ampersand Wild Nutjob Conspiracy FTW Sarah Palin Rewind Glenn Beck Parking Scam Felix Does Trivia Sex Addicts Mickey’s Sex Contract Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 504: Watch Your Language Originally lit up, literally, no seriously it’s blue, at SomaCow.com Electro Smokes Flea Market Super Beers Biggest Waste of Money Tanning Booth in FL Flea World Directions Britstronauts Space Station SomaCow ABBA Reunion No Swear Teen (nocussing.com) Offensive Words http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 503: Rolling A Toblerone Originally dorking it out at SomaCow.com Moovie of the Week Review The Vanishing 3/5 Director’s Cut Moovie of the Week: Year One Drug Movie Breakdown Deland vs Lakeland (lose/lose) Sci-Fi City D & D Chat D 3 Dilemma Facebook Robbery Does Geoff has Asperger’s? Fromunda Cheese vs Nut Butter vs Taintynaise Drinks with NOFX Counterculture for Sale WSJ Online for Sale News on the Web Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 502: Make It New Originally sorry at SomaCow.com Shart Week Apology (theexp.com theexperience.fm) Pool Fence Undelete? Human Error Mouse Trails Rule No More 24 Easter! iPad Release Brian Feldman In a Tub CFTR MMX- International Mickey = Taken by a Bum Bike Riders Do NOT Remake Predator Remake Ban Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 501: Catch Me I Am Falling Originally healing at SomaCow.com Too Much Food on SomaCow Geoff’s Diet Tree Rape SNORARRRK Life Coaching BONANZA!!! Geoff Is All Hecked Up Fixing Geoff Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 500: Quarter Ton Originally celebrated at SomaCow.com Episode 500 Invisibility Cloak Best Locker Room to Sneak Into Brackets- WTF, Kansas???? Hippy Bags Earth Hour Scam Home Inspectors Man Thing Revisited The Termite Guy Scam Old Shit Is Better Soma Bed and Breakfast Combos ftw America vs The World Immortality Freeze Yourself Professional Simon Sez Geoff Needs a Plumber Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 499 and a half: The Joe Files Originally compiled at SomaCow.com Our listener Joe went through the archives and picked a few of his favorites.  You could be like Joe and get your very own show like this if you email a looooong list to moo@somacow.com. Joe is being kind and wants to share it with everyone.  Enjoy. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 499: Hug Me Not Originally whored out at Somacow.com PETA = Media Whores Happy Birthday, Jamie, KFed, Rosie, Twitter Gary Oldman Brass Knucks vs Boot Knife Help John Grow Balls dot Com Hug Ban Church Sex Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 498: What Is In Your Bathroom Originally rocking the cradle at SomaCow.com Cradle Will Rock review CarNAYGees The Vanishing = Moovie of the Week Media Buy Magazine Sharks gamefaqs.com Your Neighborhood Quarterly Poop Readin’ howthingswork.com Yelp! Scam? Review Site Fail What the Perogies? Coffee Snuff Lindsey Lohan Fake Documentary Celeb Tweets Demi Saves Dude Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 497: You Can Smoke There Originally flocked at SomaCow.com Things Are Getting Better Jesse James = Fail Celebrity Welfare Manny’s is ALMOST Lakeland Hard Rockin’ J @ Disney Giant “Turkey” Leg When Geese Attack Overtipping Kids Today Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 496: Like Gross Me Out Originally boogering at SomaCow.com Mucous Chat Nose Douching School Lunch vs Bag Lunch Library Rivalry AT&T Call Fail Brackets! Double Dare In Studio Sandwich Bracket Miracle Whip = Doping Mousaka ftw Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 495: I Can Breathe Originally debunked at SomaCow.com Michael Winslow Mike Myers = Canadian Movin’ To Canada Back to Cuba SomaCow = Lactose Intolerant Restless Leg Syndrome CPAP = The Matrix The Channel Project Gettin’ Old Census Leave. Mickey. ALONE!!! Lady Gaga Needs Luda Autotune It ALL! Mickey Needs Your Beats TomandDan Birthday! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 494: Tell Me A Story Originally a gay racist at SomaCow.com Jeff Howell (pokerdogs.net, twitter.com/jeff_howell) Young Jeff Jeff’s Family > Jeff Jeff Doesn’t Know Your Name Jeff & Son- Gigging Geoff = Gay Racist Jeff Recomends Nickel Creek (http://www.nickelcreek.com/) Jeff Will Be @ CFTR MMX Jeff Howell for President Jeff is Writing a Book Jeff’s Dad Jeff’s Guitar Jeff Knows Karate Jeff’s Brother is Lamont Jeff Howell Has No Information on the Nice ‘n’ Easy [. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 493: My Name Is SomaCow Originally bucked at SomaCow.com Gentlemen Broncos Kirstie Alley Weight Loss Scam (http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/kirstie-alley-skinny-and-fat.jpg) Apatow and Penis Moovie of the Week- Cradle Will Rock Lindsey Lohan Sues Chik-Fil-A and Sundays Wal-Mart Racist Dolls Geoff Owes Me a Riddle Quest IHOP Rules Lesbian Prom Brian Feldman Tease Soma Spam RIP Mary the Elephant Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 492: I Vant To Suck Yours Originally hopeful at SomaCow.com Cure for the Run MMX- New Hope for Kids Vampire Bomb Threat Vampire Chat Indiana Flirt FL Coast to Coast IAmZ Feb LotM Thailand! Siam = Risk Win Second Skin movie Shart Week! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 491: Pour Some Sugar On Me Cereal Originally conned it up at SomaCow.com Batman Punching Puppies MEGACorn Cons Are Metric Whale Sushi Lawless Subs Rules Good Biscuit/Bad Biscuit Hardee’s = Gross Extensive Danger Zone Last Fast Food Ever? Need a Few More Squirts of Jamocha IamZ LotM Four Leaf Clover Points Bonus Cereal Sociopaths Lifecoaching- Try It, Learn by DOING $2 Only! The Great Chip Debate Salsa Bowl Challenge Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 490: Two Little Coreys Jumping On The Bed Originally falling off beds at SomaCow.com Carrot or the Stick? -20%, Loser NASA = Dead J was Sick Mickey Goes Droid Bribery Glenn Beck is an Onion The Coreys Hollywood Buddies Hollywood Kids Socs vs Greasers King Kong vs. Godzilla vs. Frankenstein Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 489: Chasers On The Storm Originally swept up at SomaCow.com A Twister, A Twister Todd from Florida Extreme Storm Chasers joins us Chaser Con Tornado = Tiny Hurricane Bathroom = Safe Room Mickey’s Apocalypsemobile Twister the Ride Off to See the Wizard True/False w/ Todd Don’t Go to Church in a Tornado Big Ass Hail Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 488: Play Dress Up Originally read at SomaCow.com What can you fix on your Car? Hot Mechanics Omega Man Socratic Luddite* Zombies Apocalyptic Dress Code Charlton Heston Sniper Shooting Zombie Catapault FTW Mickey: Return Your Library Books 67 Books SNL Movies Moovie of the Week- Gentlemen Broncos Time Spent Online Legoverse Detroit Education Paradox *except the Luddite part is cut out because there is the crackling sound of a half pushed in button [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 487: Lakeland Chupasaskatchness Monster Originally overcharged at SomaCow.com Ross wrote notes… here they are: Attack of the Expensive Tomatoes Charged for Lettuce Gold Crisis Chupa IRL Lakeland Needs a Monster Flavor Crisis Love Pringles or Die The “I Got Hemp Dollar” Ketchup = Money Realtors = Nazis NDSF Will Smith’s Karate Kid Remakes Movie Brain Rot Favorite Actor? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 486: 360 Makes The World Go Around Originally shootin’ ‘em up at SomaCow.com Taking his show notes Publishing them all right here These are Ross’s notes: Pentagon Shooter Publix Shooter MAKE Her Love You There Are Officially No Terrorists Anderson Cooper = God (The previous statement is total bullshit.  Ross will apologize to Morgan Freeman next week.) J Bleeds Out Conan’s on Tour Jake Delhomme = Cry Baby The Mosquito Coast: BEST MOVIE EVER [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 485: Oscars Wild Originally TMId at SomaCow.com Ross takes the notes and writes them down Doo-dah doo-dah We can’t read them so we all frown doo-dah doo-dah So then he started typing them Doo-dah Doo-dah Then he emails them off to Jen, All the doo-dah day… ustream blows The Oscars Bruno got Dissed This Show Was Made with Coconuts Globetrotters = Death How do you Become a Washington [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 484: Fowl Fail Originally conspirarized at SomaCow.com Netflixspiracy HBO Sux User Reviews Fail Intelligence Captchas- Tradenarked Food Reviews = Win Peacocks- heh-heh-heh Chat with Linda Stewart (www.lindastewartformayor.com) This was a special hour on SomaCow.  We spent a good portion of the show talking to Linda Stewart, who is running for Mayor of Orange County, Florida.  She has a very bright outlook on the future of the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 483: Hurritsunaquake Originally voyeured at SomaCow.com Ross takes notes during the show.  Here they are: Jeff Howell Fail-for now Moovie of the Week Review- Lo Moovie of the Week- Omega Man Chile Quake/Tsunami Hurricane Prediction Disaster Drinking The Apocalypse on CNN How to Survive the Apocalypse Where is All the Gold Going? Gold Party in the USA! Roller Skating Pinball Unobtanium Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 482: Rhymin and Rappin and Radioin Originally rubberized at SomaCow.com Ross’s notes are as follows: Uncle Johnny Redux Biggest. Tombstone. …..EVER! The Sad State of Rubber Chickens Generic Fantasy (http://twitpic.com/15jmgc) NDSF We Talked About A Form of Poetry Some Call, Spring and Fall, Haiku. We Are the World vs We Are the World Music to Go Back To Rap is Emo SomaCAMP!!! Radio WAR! …Is Con Radio: Die Already HD Radio = FAIL! (fal?) (Note from Mickey:  IAMZ… [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 481: Oh Dave Originally fed back at SomaCow.com Ross took show notes… and these are they: Dave Feedback Heck Dave Pie, Pizza Lifecoaching- Honey > Vinegar Lifecoaching II- YouTube Search “Rocky” J = Ghetto Cure for the Run MMX – New Hope for Kids The Stanley Cup The Bloom Box Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 480: Believe Bitch Originally jumped the orca at SomaCow.com Taken directly from Ross’s notepad… The Show Notes: Whale Killer Call from Jen Cook (twitter.com/cfnews13) Funny Hats on Animals Sponsor a Donkey Trip RIF, yo Shoulda Been a Teacher Winter Olympics Bob Costas Sux Tradenarked- Olympic Snowball Fight Free Bird Worst City Ever? Detroit, Obviously. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 479: I Have A Question For You Originally interrogated at SomaCow.com Soup Pour Producer Ross was busy eating hambone stew so he just jotted down a few of the questions that were asked during this episodes: 479- The Question Hour Where IS Waldo? Would You Adopt? Would You Steal? Could You Be A Farmer? Would You Get Plastic Surgery? Would You Spank? Would You Lie to Your Kids? Would You Take a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 478: Are You My Marshal Originally outted at SomaCow.com Jesus = Con ??? Quentin Tarintino’s Jesus With Shotguns Dr Suess = Con ??? EVERYBODY = Con ??? Liberal Children’s Indoctrination Stem Cells Moovie of the Week Review: The Hurt Locker Mickey’s History of War http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tactics_of_the_Iraqi_insurgency Inglorious Basterds Fail Moovie of the Week: Lo Kim Kardashian Security Fail 16 and Pregnant YOU’RE GONNA DIE!!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 477: Plugged Up And Ready To Run Originally Episode Foured at SomaCow.com From the mindful scribblings of our Super Producer Ross The Ferrian: Apology for Last Show Cure for the Run 2010 Charity- A New Hope for Kids (link?)… The link is a lie… Nah… here it is: A New hope For Kids Nobody Can Outrun ELROSS. NOBODY. School Laptop Spies Poop School Captain Geoffs Beware the Orange and Pink <3 Immodium [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 476: If It Quacks Like A Duck Originally lynched at SomaCow.com From the dictations of Ross P Montegue Esq. J’s Weight Loss Dillema Family Guy Too Far? Burger King: Flame Broiled Retard Fingernails Geoff’s CONtarded Assassin The Ankle Cut Scene in Pet Cemetary (link to Youtube) Geoff’s A.R.M. Twitter Saves Studio G Mickey Looking for a House Somacow Bank Put Your Hecking Seat Up Mitt Romney- Hero 40-G-”We fought nakedly and honorably.” 12 Feet of Mexican, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 475: And Leon Is Getting Larger Originally kicked off the plane for being WAAAAY TOO fat at SomaCow.com From the notepad of Super Producer Ross: Tiger, Tiger Burning Bright Any Heros Left? Joe Stack- Patriot? Newsbomb 2 Fat 2 Fly Exploding Boobs How Much Ass Pounding Do You Really Need? Somacow Air NDSF Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 474: Got My Hood Pass Originally gotten on at SomaCow.com Mooovie of next week is The Hurt Locker. Sexiest Songs John Mayer not so sexy anymore Do you use the ‘N’ word? Would you date someone out of your race? Are you racist if you wouldn’t? Haiti and Wyclef Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 473: Orange Canoe Can You Originally luged at SomaCow.com Review of Cold Souls Krispy Kreme, it’s time to make the donuts! Eggo waffles, still missing Good Day Sir! Mickey Is Scared of Big Heads Do we watch so much bad stuff on the internet we become immune? Appreciating Different Music Olympians dedicate their lives to their sport Luge dude died Sledding Having a snowy place in Florida for indoor sledding/skiing (tradenarked) Buying [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 472: I Like My Dolls Nerdy Originally self served at SomaCow.com Mall Fail Rowan’s Feet Firefox Sucks Google = Skynet Nerd Barbie Whore Dolls Lifecoaching- Life is short, don’t waste it in anger. Free Blackberrys for Smokers Gameboy IamZ Rocks! The Newb File SomaCow is About the Connections Check out our forums! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 471: Marriage Flood Originally nocturnally polyuric at SomaCow.com Brian Feldman Marries Anyone Mickey Does Not Love Marriage Heterosexual Dude Couples Gay Church Going to the Chapel and… Geoff Pees A Lot Insomnia Chantix Dreamin’ RHPS Going Green at the Hotel 10 Gallons of Water Redeye = Shittiest Show Ever Manscaping Geoff is Going Two-Face Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 470: There Is No Snow In Africa Originally Olympicsized at SomaCow.com From Ross’s Show Notes: Olympics Geoff’s New Exercise Show PVC Exercise Vancouver Spring and Fall Olympics- Tradenarked! Who Buys PlayGirl? Olympic Mascots Suck No. More. Googly Eyes. Hemispheres and How They Affect Weather Fat Man Olympics Toasted? Geoff Has a Starbucks Hissy-Fit Upscale Coffee vs Gas Station Coffee Mickey Has a Favorite Convenience Store Rules of Poop Club Review Us on iTunes, yo. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 469: A Little Bit Of Change and Quite a Bit of Hope Originally hopey changey’d at SomaCow.com From Ross’s Show Notes: Jon Cole in Studio G (castmedium.com & twitter.com/jonac13) Geoff = Done with Valentines Day Mickey = Rose Fever Jamie = Pink Turtles “Speaking of Condoms….” Hollywoodland Mooovie of the Week- Cold Souls The Superman Curse….. Brit Murph…..Dead! Trotter Park Orlando Controversy Return of Chope!!! Courage Wolf August 2010 $2 Gas Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 468: Gypsys Tramps and Thieves Originally beatboxed at SomaCow.com From Ross’s Show Notes: Mt Dora Flat Florida Art Fest- Done With It!!! Jewperman Geoff Ate Snails! Art Gypsys Send Us Your Art To Judge Somacow vs. Art Fest Jury Corner Shouters Lake Lanier Sux Eat This, Not That….BITCH!!! Pink Ouija Shiva, Xander, ELROSS Ouija Challenge Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 467: The Birth of a New Nation Originally Constitutionalized at SomaCow.com From Ross’s Show Notes: Homeowners Association of the World Tim Tebow Superbowl Ad Tim Tebow vs Baby Penises The Coffee Party A Bacon Party The Koran The Correct Party Tina Fey 2012 She’s Hecking Matt Damon- Not in The Correct Party, Pal Tom Hanks for Gay VP Geico = Shit Accent and/or Insurance Orlando Podcasts- (link to Orlando Podcasts @ Somacow.com) Cum Flan. Yes, Again. Not [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 466: Put On Your Red Dress Originally overdosed at SomaCow.com From Ross’s Show Notes: J Kicks the Pig (Turn Your Speakers Down!!!!) “I’ll tell you what, Google….” www.mediumcast.com The Moon…We Ain’t Goin’. Space Ads Solar Solution Smile! You’re on Redlight Camera! Big News in Quantam Physics Mt Dora Art Festival Black and Perv Podcast Breakfast Trifecta #B4Week Honeydew is Great Unless You Are J J’s Winterbush Fruit Cup Lifecoaching- Rehab Pie Heckers J W ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 465: Twelve Dollars Originally hootered at SomaCow.com From Ross’s show notes file: SupraBowl SupraBowl Website Sucks The Who? J <3s Cherry Daquaris The Beatles Hooters Chairs Suck Somacow Resturant Redux Chix at Hooters Spit on Your Food Bad Chicken Superbowl Party Newsbomb- New Intro!!! Breaded Tenderloin Wing Bowl!!! _____ Wrestling Auntie Obama Paula Abdul Breakdown Buyin’ A House McDLT Jacuzzi Pimp Mickey’s House Mexican Art Wall-to-Wall Laminate Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 464: Jump Jim Crowbot Originally kidnapped from SomaCow.com Local City Soundtrack The Larry Sanders Show Rip Torn Drunk & Disorderly Haitian Baby Theft Slavery Today Nazi Hunters Topless Dilemma Transformer Blackface Popcorn Time Sex Travel Toyota American Idol Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 463: A Little History Originally sung in harmony at SomaCow.com 1776: The Musical Thomas Jefferson = Slave Raper Poor Delaware New Clash of the Titans Clash of the Gods Oh God, You Devil Moovie of the Week to watch: Hollywoodland SomaWoWiFi Brangelina Bill Gates Superhero Geoff is Running a Mile Every Morning This Week A-Team Remake Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 462: Thai Digress Originally pickled at SomaCow.com [THIS IS AN ALBUM COVER FOR EPISODE 462-SOMACOW] Emmy Nominated Jen Cook Award Scams Disney Dirt Mommy Dies Movies Best Hamburger in Orlando Pickles TV Marathons The Flaming Sword of Truth It’s ALWAYS Weather on the Ones!!!! Jen Runs the Ticker, Yo Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 461: Olive It Originally smoked at SomaCow.com The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show Ever, Yo Idi Amin vs Hitler Viking Club Ceegar Night Olives in Your Drink Ray Ray <3s Mickey Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 460: Come Warm Up My Bed Originally sneezed at SomaCow.com Out of Town and Sick Nice Little Gay Bedwarmer Continental Breakfast Dreams Geoff is Getting Snipped Quitting Update State of the Union Who is Punk? Free Hotel WiFi Starbucks App Got Geoff Lost Where is the Cream? Newsbomb Mickey = Despot Bulletpointed Law Tom for President Tape Foot the Cat iPad Call from Jon Cole (www.castmedium.com) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 459: Flaming Balls Are A No No Originally extinguished at SomaCow.com Nose Job Plastic Surgery Boob Job BAD Plastic Surgery Anesthesia Charity Scammers Cops Gone Wild We need Stephen Segal! CFTR II Charity No Money? Give it Up. Human Bedwarmers Blacklight Filth Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 458: Mow This Originally seeing their shadow at SomaCow.com Conan- Dead Jan 24 = Worst Day of the Year Groundhog Day TMNT Origin Story Chick Cartoons Sarah Palin Superhero Saturday Morning Cartoons Rock Lawn Redbelt Review Balls Theory Moovie of the Week- 1776 The Musical Good Housekeeping Innovative Product Awards Rag on Stick Technology Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 457: Mind The Balls Originally eaten at SomaCow.com Cigar Bar Tweetup w/ Allen Geoff = Twitter Dead Five Guys in Your Mouth Hamburger Mary’s Rules Wendy’s = Bad Meat Graffiti Junktion = Frat Party Stay at J’s Balls Itch J is getting his Balls Waxed Balls Weather Station Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe All Your Cadbury are Belong to Us Flashback Food? Salami Stew I’m just waxin your balls Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 456: Cars Are The BOMB Originally taste tested at SomaCow.com Mexican “Candy” Taste Test Fire! Fire! Fire!!! Flamboyant Sector Car Explosion Challenge Hotel Room Fear Alarm Clock Geoff “….I don’t want to dream anymore…” Gaslighting Geoff Girls Gone Wild Dump Trip Your Password Sucks Geoff’s Morning Program Lifecoaching- Find a Mentor Shoot the Hostage Conquer? Damn Near Killed Her Local City Soundtrack Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 455: We Got The Cat Food Originally evacuated at SomaCow.com In this episode, the guys were missing J for a bit and also discussed: John Lajoie Bitching Bosses Newsbomb twitter = dead Shit List Sanford Orlando Airport Haitian Evac J in the Newspaper Hatitian Takeover Batman Band Aids Kids Shows Tom vs Jerry The UN Gold Proofs Fire J, Hire Allen Google Selling Stock WalMart Buying Google Peaceful Resistance at WalMart Melba the Greeter is a Racist Bitch Z Sticker Theft Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 454: Prevent Poopy Fingers Originally breaking the scam at SomaCow.com Leno vs Conan Ratings Scam Geoff is Done With Late Night AT&T Login Fail Vat Meat God- The Home Game Drudge-a-versary Wyclef- Saint or Scammer? District YELE CFNews 13 quake footage Haiti Celeb Donations Favorite Off Brand Soda Jamie = Poopy Fingers Toilet Paper Faceoff Mooovie review for next week is Redbelt, check it out before next Sunday’s live show 10am Eastern Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 453: Let us LARP Originally taken over at SomaCow.com Scottish Highland Games LARPers Take Over Haggis!!! Scottish Ninjas Ren Fair Takeover Something, Something, Something Darkside Review Otronicon District 9 24 Big Brother Cancel Your Cable Erica Fired Would You Pimp The Devil? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 452: Give Me More States Originally tipped at SomaCow.com Drew Garabo in the House Bennigans is Back……*crickets* Biscuits The New Amway Arena in Orlando America: More States Now! Americans in Haiti Bathroom Tipping Pee Shy Sasha Baron Cohen Radio Kills You Have a Friend Request from….Shannon Burke??? Bubba the Love Sponge Best Day as a Father School vs Home School FCAT Based Podcast Drew on Jay vs Conan John Lejoie = Highly Recommended Radio Whores Drew’s Night Gig (thechannelproject.org) D ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 451: Fair In Height Originally fonted at SomaCow.com Do you Geocache? Call from from www.WesHeath.com Spoiler: LOTY SoundGuy79 The Boston Method Extensive Penis Chat Mickey Penis Megamix – featuring a beat stolen from this guy He is on YouTube here Briefs vs Boxers vs Boxer Briefs vs J Things Remembered- Needs More Fonts <3 Arby’s NDSF Truck, The Machine and Glonk the Radio Potato Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 450: Nice and Easy Originally assisted at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys discuss: Conan vs Leno Geoff calls bit Haiti Patty Robertson Danny Glover Haiti- State 51? Athiest Mission Trips Newsbomb w/ New Intro Voicemail Request: Please Find My Nice & Easy Commercial!! Otronicon Highland Games Lego Build Off KoL Meet Up Xander Rich Bet Fail….Again…NEVER Again Hamburger Mary’s vs Graffitti Junction: Best Burger in Orlando Sunday- SomaCow Burger Party Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 449: Take Me Out To The Dump Originally hauled at SomaCow.com Snow in FL Jamie Almost Died on I4 Hot Chicks at the Dump SomaCow Challange- We Want Dump Pics!!! Geoff = Sandford and Son Dump Chat Geoff Fails at Gassing Up Mickey & Geoff Getted Bussed at TooJays Gravy = Mickey Conan vs Leno CES Sucks E Book Readers Print = Dead Baby Einstein for Hacking Bounty Out on twitter.com/XanderRich Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 448: Michael Jackson IS Dead Originally welched at SomaCow.com In this hour, the Sunday crew discussed: Snow twitter.com/xanderrich Ice Cream Fail “Doubt” MOO-vie of the Week- Something, Something, Something Darkside Michael Jackson MURDERED!!! NDSF LOTY Voting Chinese Terror Body Scanners Hannah Montana = Dead Zhu-Zhu Pet Fail Phillip Seymour Hoffman Ruddy & Tearful Artie Lang Self Stabbing Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 447: The Criss Cross Game Originally dreamt about at SomaCow.com Shit Listening Shittequitte Shit Stink Eliminators Willow Tree Review EL “Cassius Clay” ROSS vs Chris “Ocho Cinco” P: Email Bout of the Century Geoff’s LUCID Dreams Quitting LaCrosse in Orlando Mickey vs Geoff Politician Email Challenge!!! Awkwardest Ending….EVER! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 446: My Hard Drive Asplode Originally yellowed at SomaCow.com 3D TV IMax Movies RBG = Yellow? HOW?!?!?! Indian in the Test Pattern Whale Wars Fail Temp Updates Ice in FL? LIAR!!! Ball Cup to Fly? Balls Chat Unruly Passengers Bloggers Choice of the Lustrum J’s Guide to RSS and ITunes, coming soon! Unless… Exploding Hard Drives Lifecoaching- Joy Germ. Share It! What Gives You Joy? Fail Video 2009 CA is Broke Again. Yes, Despite Avatar. Ross = Man [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 445: Sue She Si Originally rolled at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys talked about food…making us all in the live ustream friggen’ starving! Sushi Food Fads Eating Bugs Living Off the Land Newsbo….wait! Seito Sushi Call Newsbomb, for real Undead Celebrities No Chocolate in Boom Boom Pow Secret Herbs and Spices? Best Fried Chicken? Sun Tea Rules Bojangles has, get this, Breakfast 24/7!!! Mashies Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 444: Speaking Of Penis Rush Limbaugh Originally stolen at SomaCow.com Call Out for More Guests The Curious Case of Benjamin Button The Lightning Guy RULES!!! MOOvie of the Week – Doubt Movies on the Computer Mickey’s Private Theatre Plan TNed Geoff Looks Like Seth Rogan? Teddy Roosevelt & Who Could Play Him Republicans and Their Ilk BONER! No, Wait, Bono. New Show- ???? LOTY Nomination Thread 2009 Song (look for the cannonball) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 443: Swat Me I Will Shoot You Originally sucked in at SomaCow.com BongSwatMatt in Studio 5 HR Energy Drink Chantix/Vivid Dreams OBT Cabbie in Orlando Travel Time to Miami Questioned Again “Driving” the Cab….Duke Boy Style South Orlando Getting Worse Hooker Etiquette Do NOT Eat at Choo Choo Charlies Vice Night The Night BongSwatMatt got Shot on the Trail Disney Cab Shield- Tradenarked myspace.com/coverthesun420 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 442: Fighting for Peace Originally paradoxed at SomaCow.com Mexican Death Year = 2010 It’s Twenty Ten….or is it? Birth at War Military/Peace Paradox Obama Fail Geoff Wants to hear from Soldiers LOTM December- Iceman LOTY Who will it be? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 441: Haggle Me Originally swung at SomaCow.com Geoff Quits Pharmacy Woes Store Cards & Card Stores Haggling Lifecoaching- Balance Dress Codes Hottest Guy (really? yeah) War in Afghanistan Religion Fail Sex Church Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 440: Old Acquaintance Forgotten Originally rung in at SomaCow.com New Year’s Eve Shows Dick Clark South Park New Year TV Marathons Steven Seagal Cop Show Geoff Loves Super Nanny Quitting Again DoomsBomb Killer Asteroid Chantix Side Effects Lucid Dreaming Geoff vs Biggest Loser New Domino’s Gravy. With or Without Breakfast Joints Cupcake Milkshake = Con New Forumla Beer Remix Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 439: Twenty Ten Originally Wiid at SomaCow.com Geoff gets a Wii Wii Must Have Games? Wii = Gateway Game System? Top Games of the Year Interactive Games? Games Pron PS vs XBox Gaming Kindle Debate The Curious Case of Benjamin Button MOVIE OF THE WEEK KoL So which is it? “Twenty Ten” or “Two Thousand Ten”? hmmm Either way, Happy New Year! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 438: If Auld Lang Syne Meant Something Originally reviewed at SomaCow.com “The Edukators” Kraut Commies vs Kraut Cappies 2009. 2009? Obama Healthcare Walmart is Killing Us Downtown Orlando Library ROCKS! Top 10 2009 Susan Boyle Falcon Puck Chris Brown John “Angel Fisting” Gosselin Twins Miss “No Gays” America Inappropriate!!! Gay Marriage Perez & Lady Gaga Thank you all for an awesome 2009 and here’s to an even better 2010! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 437: In The Christmas Spirits Originally emptied at SomaCow.com Garth Brooks Miley Cyrus God vs Satan Run to Cuba Scarfacebook Geoff in Jail Nerf Wife “Too Drunk to Take Notes at this point….I reckon” Editor’s note: yes, we all got in the Christmas spirit(s) during our live Friday (Christmas day) show. So while you listen, just remember this was the 3rd hour of drinks and celebration abounding. Happy Holidays! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 436: Sin City Silliness Originally jumped at SomaCow.com Listener Of The Year discussion Christmas Spam & Scams Granny Scammers Grammar Haighters (sic) Pope Rape Sheens and Estevezi Old School Cartoon Themes Sin City TMZ Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 435: One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer One Eggnog One Wassail Originally wassailed at SomaCow.com Listeners hate Ross on Camera SomaCow is Fat Never Shop Again Homeless Coalition of Central Florida 12 Diapers of Christmas Geekmas Txtmas Mickey’s New Roommate Bodice Ripper Christmas, Thanks BongswatMatt What does Christmas mean to you? George Thorogood Christmas Presents! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 434: Yes We know It Is Christmas Time et al Originally Clebrating the birth in June at SomaCow.com Murray Chrisp Moss, Ev’ry Body.  Happy Chrimbo to all the adventurers out there.  Happy Chakka Khan to all those who celibate that holler day.  Tonight, Ole Saint Mick delivered cheer to a kid (via a laptop) another kid (in the form of a ps3) and to an OutBack [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 433: In It To Win It Originally pulled out of the hopper at SomaCow.com. Twas the day before the day before Christmas and at the facility and Mickey went nuts and fought with everybody “F*CK you all, I’m going to Cuba for Christmas… I’ll be back next year, Ya’ll can kiss my ass!” His boss just smiled and giggled with Glee “Yer ass will be back here [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 432: Gotta Love Fleas Originally pickled at SomaCow.com Camera Shake Up Sanford Flea World Game Ports at Flea World Pron at Flea World Most Offensive Flea World Item Sell your Life at the Flea Market NDSF “Pickles Are the Trap” Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 431: Mark Your Territory Originally sucked out at SomaCow.com Julia Louis-Dreyfus = Vampire Shiny Medal Weight Loss Naked in the House = Crime Pee Showdown for Manhood Peeing in the Backyard No Eye Contact Means No Unwanted Conversations Alcho-Gum Newspaper Death Bell Winter Beer Inappropriate Notice Retirement Rules Old Folks Wantin’ to Check Out Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 430: Put The Lid Down Originally splashed at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys ran the gambit of topics including: Tweeting About Drowning Tiger Loves Perkins. Literally Mickey = Atlas Geoff is going to Sea World! Carnies Sit to Pee? Pee Games with J Poop Talkers Red Lobster is Back Making Cheddar Bisquits SomaChristmas Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 429: Let Us QuitOW Originally stunned at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys and girl talked about: Christmas Movies 3D in movies Santa = Terrorist Libraries Bums Working Kids Light Rail Fail Stun Gun Quit Smoking Method Fail Big Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 428: Good Eats Drinks and Merriness Originally chucked at SomaCow.com Poor Ross, he was a little ‘under the weather’ but he stuck in there like a trooper! He, Geoff, Mickey and Jamie talked about: Christmas Parties Bruno review Geoff Meets Alton Brown Fuck Full Sail Higher Education Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 427: Kazoo It Originally toted at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys wrap it up with talk of: Rock Band Kazoo Hero (tradenarked) Rock Layoffs Living In EPCOT Pop Top Collection Geoff’s Eye Problem ICE! AIR! Christmas Flicks Production- We Need It Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 426: NogGone Good Originally recharged at SomaCow.com Egg Nog Newtons, Fig Pop Tart Chat Teddy Grahams Alton Brown = Food God Meeting Alton Brown Lifecoaching Chantix = Crazy Car Fail Dead Battery Blues Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 425: Baby Faced Originally revealed at SomaCow.com OK, so the big story of the hour is listener AlienFreak giving us the info on whether the baby is a boy or a girl. Place your votes before listening! The guys also talked about: The Food Industry Bunnicula  Rules Upton Sinclair Milk Kills Canned Tomatoes Kill Jen’s Behind the Arm Dance Geoff Shaves J needs Hair Help Balding Orlando’s New Train McDonald’s Death [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 424: A Whole Lot Of Faliciousness Originally melted down at SomaCow.com Who knew picking a movie to watch would be so controversial? In this hour the Sunday crew talked about: Adam Lambert Sell Out Music Weezer Snuggie Learning TV Sux 2009 = Yawn People Don’t Care The WRONG News Movie of the Week Meltdown We’re Watching COCK! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 423: Falling Into The Abyss Originally heated up at SomaCow.com In this Sunday hour the crew discussed: Cold Snaps/Heaters The Abyss Review Cool Clerks Chris Elliot Sucks Ed Harris Rules Paul Blart Debate Benny Af & Matty D Debate Why so Negative? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 422: We Got A Tree Originally fluffed at SomaCow.com In this hour, the mood turned to the holidays and our new tree! They discussed: Chipmunks Studio G Tree SomaCow Sends Christmas Cards Mother in Law Blues Bacon Peanuts Geoff Hates Christmas Songs SomaBand What do you want for Christmas? Hanukkah Kwanzaa If you’d like a SomaCow Christmas card, get me your address so we can send you one! You can message me [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 421: Peas Please Originally exclaimed at SomaCow.com In this hour Ross was obviously very excited! The topics covered included: Jobs! Trains! Global Warming! Accept Geoff! Peas! Cassolet! CFTR II!! www.centralfloridahomeless.org New Shows! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 420: Take It Off T1 Originally cheated on at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys discuss such great topics as: Cheating Tiger Monavie Cost Netflix Pron Transformer Pron Powder Food Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 419: What Is Your Favorite Originally chosen at SomaCow.com In this hour the Sunday crew had in the guys from flickchart.com in. Oh my god, I just totally looked that up on my phone and you can flick chart from your iphone! Oh crap… I guess it’s good that my battery is low or I’d be in trouble! Check out Flick Chart in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 418: Final Zelda the Hedgehog Originally ranked at SomaCow.com In this hour, the folks on the Sunday live show (seen live 10-noon every Sunday), discussed: Serial Cover Art Best. Videogame. Ever. Arcade Controls vs Home System Controls Super Dodgeball Stop Fighting Your Shadow Geoff is against Thumbs Geoff vs Jamie Mario Bros Speed Run Competition Your First Time with Street Fighter Killin’ Nazis $5 to Beat the Game = EA Ban Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 417: Who Do You Love Originally debated at SomaCow.com In this highly emotional level, the guys discussed and debated: Geoff hates conservatives Government bloat Abortion? Gay Marriage? Gay is a choice? NDSF We also found out that Glenn Beck is aware of our show and is afraid to call in because Geoff is too hostile. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 416: Apples and Oranges Originally averted at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys talked about our Thanksgiving here in the studio and: Mickey hates mashed potatoes Food aversions Breakfast diversion Geoff is too old for beer Beer reset Lifecoaching- Every now and then you need to be tolerant 7-11 credit card scam Drive-Thru Publix (Tradenarked) Apple = Expensive Jon Cole Call-In Apple Whore vs PC Whores, which one are you? Don’t forget [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 415: A Puppy For Mickey Originally refrigerated at SomaCow.com In this episode, what was discussed included: Leftovers Mickey needs a dog Tiger Woods and Celebrity Crime Ancient Broadcasters Zhou Zhou Scam No Gifts for X Mas Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving with the family and/or friends! We did. You can look at our experience at http://somacow.net/forum! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 414: Ready Set Shop Originally shopped at SomaCow.com It’s Black Friday so let’s talk shopping! We can, and did also discuss: Flickchart.com who will be joining us next Sunday. If you have questions you would like us to ask them, drop us a comment here or email us at moo@somacow.com Nook is out of stock What’s the craze for kids this year? Did you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 413: Happy Labor Independence Saint Eastern Turkey Day Originally gobbled at SomaCow.com In this hour, the Sunday crew talked about: Thanksgiving Days here and celebrations around the world Review of the movie UP Twilight: New Moon breaking records and taking names We have better sound and want to thank Tommy for that Facial and body hair Oprah is leaving, does anyone care? Levi without his Levis? Heidi Klum = the big girl? [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 412: Stuff It Originally thankful at SomaCow.com In this Thanksgiving Eve episode, the guys talked about food… lots of it… and: Thanksgiving traditions and celebrations Perfect Forkful T-Day Recipes Tattoos Suck Chris P call again Waddup with Clouds? Kielbasa Stuff that Bird Non Traditional T-Day Krystal Stuffing Monavie Taste Test You all have a safe and happy holiday! Share your stories and recipes here with us or at the forum! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 411: Burn Baby Burn Originally shucked at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys talked about: Naked Show 500 Eyeore Geoff Hates Corn Oprah Quitting Old School Nazi Transvestite Hooker TV Morton Downey Jr Oprah Gay (Allegedly) Rosie Totally Gay Tom Hanks Acts Gay Foursquare IKEA Maze Chris P Ball Bustin Call Rowan Burned Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 410: NASA Good Luck Mr. Gorsky Originally launched at SomaCow.com In this hour, Mickey and Ross recount the NASA tweetup they attended and the launch therein. We’d like to thank NASA for putting on the great event. We’d like to thank Mickey and Ross for putting up live video of the tweetup and launch, also recorded for your pleasure at our ustream! They [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 409: I Have A Prescription Originally toked at SomaCow.com In this episode, the motley crew talked about: Medical marijuana and the recent legislation Prohibition How did Florida end up the way it did? What should Obama be focusing on? How do you get your high? Black Friday Thanksgiving traditions Sports and their long seasons The UFL and their 4 teams Food that makes you skinny Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 408: Princess Independent Originally sat in on at SomaCow.com NASA tweetup The Space Program Twilight review Vampires Up to review for next week Disney movies no longer little princess movies? Can a princess be demure, independent, and have a prince save her? What 3 movies would you want to see on someone’s shelf to make them  your friend? CGI in films Thanks to Felix from Prime Time Geek [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 407: The Indians Called It Labyrinth Originally Hitchhiked at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys chattered about: Corn Maze New Stephen King Book New Hitchhikers Guide Book Twitter.com/SomaCowGeoff – Real or Fake Christmas Tree? Montine is Captain of the SomaCow Brain Bowl Geoff Wants Traditions for Rowan AND A Train LifeCoaching-  Power Thru That Shit Call From twitter.com/xanderrich OPP – Slacker And The Man SomaCow Challenge vs HexWarrior ComaSowJen smarter than Geoff Horse/Dog Racing Fix Fishing [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 406: Missing A The Originally impacted at SomaCow.com Discussing: Smokey The Bear Caller With Impacted Coffee Cup At the Car Wash prankerz Man Moment Scotch Never Don’t Slash Forum- Board News + Tom Green Twitter Block + NASA Tweetup Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 405: Oh So Wet Originally soaked up at SomaCow.com In this hour of post-flooding, the guys welcomed Felix from Prime Time Geek into the studios. All 5 of them talked about the flooding our our brand new Studio G. Seems maybe stuff went down the drain that shouldn’t and so it didn’t like my washing machine dumping all that [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 404: Going To The Fair Originally inoculated at SomaCow.com In this hour, the crew went over: Fair Crafts Sucking Fair Food Rocking Homeless at the Fair peakarts.com SomaCow Booth at the Fair Studio Invites Hockey Flu Shots Health Care Bill IWearYourShirt.com Mickey wants an agent Atlanta sucks Pittsburgh sucks Detroit sucks Secret Treaty Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 403: Mormons Werewolves and Pee oh my Originally howled at SomaCow.com In this, the first Sunday hour, the guys and Jamie talked about: Vampires = Gay Werewolves Teenwolf Dad Mormons Taylor and Taylor Shark Boy Lava Girl & Robert Rodriguez Fed Up Kids Books Gossip Girl 90210 Mike Jack/Pee in a jar Rhiaanna Beatdown Mike Vick vs Roman Polanski If you’d like to join us live for these episodes, come see us Sunday from 10-12 AM! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 402: Anything But DC Originally inhaled at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys covered: V Miniseries Should kids read comics? Orlando Sentinel Blog Contest 80s Commercials Cure For The Run II, the planning begins! And so much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 401: Neuterality Originally chirped at Somacow.com In this episode the following was discussed, or at least mentioned: Christian Chirp Ross tests the hopper Man Things Soft hits radio, safe for the little ears? Stryper 1 Ball vs 1 Arm South Park and acting out after what you saw Motorbikers LifeCoaching Fox News And J Ale Carte TV Hulu pay switch JPP must fire Brian Net Neutrality You might wonder why there is a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 400: We Did It We Did It Originally remodeled at SomaCow.com In this, their 400th hour and their first in Studio G, the guys talked about: Studio G -Thank you to Tommy, J, Mickey, Ross, Jamie, Kelly, Jeff, Xander, Felix, and Gary for all the help getting the garage into an awesome studio! If I forgot you, let me know and I’ll edit this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 399: Not Quite Yet Originally quitted at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys discussed: Quitting smoking Not quitting smoking Shaving Balloon boy memes Fur crabs Wal-Mart caskets ComaSow NASA Tweetup Geoff’s birthday Breaking Up Hey, we’ve got a new studio almost finished! Join us Friday live to see it and get a sneak peek at our forum. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 398: Siriusly Originally overshooting the target at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys discuss: Time Change Our Forums Social Media Cursing Two Pilots Overshoot Target Sirius HD Radio Classic Rock Pandora MySpace Parody Songs/Movies Hope to see you all Friday night for the live show! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 397: Abanadon Your Cart Here All Who Dare Originally spooked at SomaCow.com In this episode the guys talked about: Halloween and the costumes, candy, and traditions therein Cart abandonment at the store-seems Geoff isn’t the only one who has done this Scary movies Scary books Hope you all had a safe and fun Halloween! Visit our forums or join us live Friday to hear about ours. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Somacow 386: Scrubbing Bubbles Originally scrubbed at SomoaCow.com: It is halloween. We are of celebrating. Here are ross’s notes: Punkins Mister 32 Call In Re Punkin Spice Latte Domo- Kitten Killer 7 11 Latte burns Mickey’s bowels 7 11 going downhill Cashews is hard Chinese pwn Toastmasters Toast Sliders TV Show America, Fuck Yeah Words for A- Referencing a movie to prove something IRL B- A Male Cougar I have been up for 30 hours.  Please [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 395: G-Creature Originally unwrapped at SomaCow.com In this hour, the focus was all on Geoff. For someone who seems to always want to be the center of attention, Geoff sure didn’t like having all these gifts and cake showered on him in honor of his 31st birthday this week. Ross brought over some espresso to give us all [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 394: The Four Tastes of the Tongue Originally tooted at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys recap their visit to Willow Tree for the #willowtreeup, podcasting and how it’s moving on up, and children being kidnapped. It seems two great things came out of the Willow Tree trip. If you are wishing you could join us for these trips, make sure to follow us [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 393: Shhhh It Is A Secret Originally tested at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys talked about tweetups (I bet you’ll here some live Friday night about the one we just had… a litre of Kosteritzer oh yeah), carving pumpking, and secret societies. Are you in a secret sociey? Should the guys of SomaCow join one or start their own? Want to join our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 392: What Are You Supposed To Be Originally podcasted (?) at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys discuss our new studio which is almost done! You can follow the transformation here, on our forum. They also discuss if SomaCow is a podcast (hence the ? up there, see it?) or not. I mean they do put the show up for podcast, but are [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 391: On a Loon Originally floated at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys had to talk about the balloon boy and all that drama including the media drama around it. They also discussed a story Geoff found about a Louisiana  judge refusing to marry an interracial couple. He was worried about potential children, after all he had black people in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 390: Innoculate On Wood Originally vaccinated at SomaCow.com In this hour, again their finest, the guys talk about vaccines, specifically the H1N1. Are you getting it? Will you give it to your children? This week we talked to our pediatrician and maybe Geoff will update you Friday during the live show with what he said. I’m so full right now. We [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 389: Addiversary Originally remembered at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys welcome back J with folded arms. Geoff was happy though, his return delayed the man segment where Geoff admitted, very manlyly, that he forgot our anniversary. Yep. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, I said he didn’t forget our anniversary, he just forgot it was [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 388: J Is Being Put On A Boat Originally canned at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn’t come in. Seems very odd to me… wonder how it will turn out? Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 387: Where The Hell Does Chrisp Live Anyway Originally won at SomaCow.com It’s our anniversary, I had some Polish beers that were very good. Chrispy won Listener of the Month which means soon we’ll get him some Pennsylaware shirt! Check out chrispy’s blog, OK? Sweet. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 386: Running The Good Race Originally raced at SomaCow.com In this hour, we got a call in from listener Chrispy and he gave the run down of his um, run! He and Ross had this big challenge re who could do a 5k faster. Carter also called in and updated us on his cross country trek. He was in Austin this time. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 385: Which Side Are You On Originally debated at SomaCow.com In this, their first hour, the guys covered the Letterman debacle, the Roman Polanski debacle, and Alaska. So Letterman, 2-prong situation here. 1) He was getting blackmailed. 2) He had sex with woman who were underneath him. He was the boss, they were the employees. So was he wrong? So Polanski, 2-prong situation here. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 384: The Radio Star Is Still Dead Originally Buggled at SomaCow.com Radio. Ever since the video, it has been dying. Maybe video didn’t kill radio or its stars, but it sure started the downfall. In this, their finest hour, the guys discuss radio yesterday, radio today, and radio tomorrow. Will HD save terrestrial radio? Will internet radio kill it? Oh, and J read a newspaper. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 382: Buh Buh Buh Duh Originally scrapped at SomaCow.com Hey kids!  The “Happiest Song Ever Challenge” is back in full effect. During this episode I (mickey) submitted that the theme from Sanford and Son was just an oozing bucket of happy.  My god daughter learned her first dance to this song and she smiles brightly every time the song is on.  Not [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 382: Drudge Jedd Originally reported with integrity at SomaCow.com What do you say when you are describing a boil filled with pus? Drudge is an idiot. Would you go back to being a 13 year old, taking with you the knowledge that you have now? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 381:Eat Drink and Play Euchre Originally polka danced at SomaCow.com After the debacle of Geoff spilling his water on the board (at least it wasn’t the coffee, that would have pissed Geoff off royally!), the guys talked about bonding. We made the first step making Geoff’s Butt for the guys before the show, and the rest of the crew went out [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 380: A Big Package Originally interrupted at SomaCow.com This hour was full of excitement as the guys prepared for all the new shows starting up their seasons this week: House, Heroes, Scrubs. What’s your favorite? I know that Geoff and I have this thing of watching our shows together and since he is out of town, there are some shows [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 379: A Douche With The Basterds Originally projected at SomaCow.com Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it at least. It isn’t that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was! Speaking of subtitles, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 378: Kewpins Originally worth one one millionth of a cent at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss the fact that I got taken, and we take a call from Chrisp, and we stumbled upon a new craze: GodBlocking. Please let me know of any suggestions you have regarding the GodBlock Initiative. I am really looking forward to it! I was [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 377: Everything Sucks Originally sucked out at SomaCow.com This episode, the guys talked a lot about sucking. First, the sucking of vampires and the novels based on them. Secondly, the fact that TV sucks. Thirdly, the guys suck at doing a man thing. In fact, they suck so much that Geoff offered 100 points to anyone who can beat his man thing [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 376: Pie Or Cake Originally snacked upon at SomaCow.com The SweetUp has now occured and I think Geoff is still feeling the effects of all that sugar! Or maybe it was the twice-over late night Euchre playing with Mickey? Either way, I’m writing up the blog and thinking of the nice bag of candy corn from Peglegpug waiting for me [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 375: Sweet Talk Originally presented in a thin candy shell at SomaCow.com In this hour, we talk about candy. A whole freaking lot. I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy. See you on Friday in the Ustream! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 374: Read The Fine Print Originally reupholstered at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys talked about getting screwed over by a company. Have you been told something and then come to find out later it’s wrong? I mean this is more than just poor customer service, we are talking about selling an item under false pretenses. Is it manly to call and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 373: Pipe Dreams Originally piped in at SomaCow.com See that up there ^ ? That’s a podcast. Click play to listen!In this hour, we discussed Hans being poked with hypodermics, we proved why our show does not talk about sports, and we made veiled references to insidey joke bullcrap that has no place in our show, yet we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 372: End Of The Rainbow Originally partaken at SomaCow.com In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about food, the internet, and TV… It’s much more than it sounds, trust me. It’s that time of year again, kids go back to school, seasonal places start shutting down, and Geoff goes out of town a lot. It’s usually good work, him being out of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 371: Back to Work Originally boarded at SomaCow.com Hey! We’re done with the run. Look up there ^. See that? That is a podcast. Press the play button, and listen. It’s that easy. In this hour, we discussed J’s sudden utilization of 20th century technology, we talked up a good man segment, and we took a call from Carter, who has [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 370: Cure For The Run Originally donated at SomaCow.com In this hour, we recap our Cure for the Run with in-studio guest Greg Rollett from Rock for Hunger. We all reminisce about the best parts of the Run and how it went. We presented Greg  with a check for the monies raise, over $3300.00! I hope that they are able to put [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 369: Excuses Excuses Originally rationalized at SomaCow.com It’s been a while since I’ve picked on Ross for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, I’ll take some time to digress. So I open up the notes and from Ross it says “Jen, 30 mins in, I have no chair and just found a pen, sorry. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 368: Getting Manlier As They Go Originally cleaned up at SomaCow.com Hi all, it’s Jen. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you who supported our Cure fo no wait, I promised I’d drop the topic until Friday’s live show. So episode 368! So in the next couple weeks, one of my jobs is on vacation so I find [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 367: Is It Over Originally run at SomaCow.com We have so many people to thank for helping us Saturday at the Cure for the Run! It was very successful and we’ve put pictures up on our Facebook page and also some on the forum. What also sums up the day pretty damn well is the Central Florida Top 5 video here! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 366: I Always Feel Like… Originally hosed down at SomaCow.com In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from Tom Sorrells, Local Orlando Weatherman and Darkfire Tale-Spinner. Big event this weekend, and we here on the ‘Cow have been running around like gangbusters, procuring last minute items, assigning blame, collecting an incredible amount of generous [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 365: Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are Originally socialized at SomaCow.com You know, there is so much going on right now so I’m going to take this time to highlight a couple things that are going on and maybe clear out my head. You may have heard of this little thing we’re doing called the Cure for the Run? Well, it’s finally here! This [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 364: Lechedores Originally pasteurized at SomaCow.com In this hour we discussed Famous Fat Guys, Ross’s Dapper Makeover, and An Incident at Chick-Fil-A. I spent a good amount of energy screaming about breastfeeding in this hour, and I know that I sometimes get so hot that facts get ignored, or emotion overcomes discussion. I want to take a moment to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 363: Geocaching and Connery Originally input at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed geocaching, which fascinates me. Leave it to the human race to find a way to connect with other people without even being THERE! A new listener clued me in to the facts, and I spent some time learning at geocaching.com - I think I am ready. Going to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 362: Wurst Man Originally hitched at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed Estonian door-to-door sales shmucks, our manly things of the weeks, and we took a call from The Uberbastard, Chris, in response to my dilemma of etiquette. Still no idea how to proceed with that, by the way. Anyone know how long it takes to get to Miami? I have [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 361: U Fo Crazy! Originally encountered at SomaCow.com In this hour, we talk about Ross’s dereliction of dress, we congratulate our new Listener of the Month, and a bunch of other loosey goosey. RUFF RUFF RUFF Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 360: TA, BE Originally caterwauled at SomaCow.com So it’s no secret by now, but if you missed the video of our own Mickey and Ross invading PTG’s karaoke night with their… rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart, then hie you hence hereabouts and watch it up, won’t you? I am home with a sick little one tonight, the miasma [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 359: Hat Trick Originally donned at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss my supposed resemblance to a certain filmmaker who shall remain chinless, and we went for a prolonged Man Segment. That sounds far worse than it was. So, yeah, I need to take a moment to thank some people who have been instrumental in our upcoming Cure for the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 358: We Tweeted That Originally charitized at SomaCow.com In this, their first hour, the guys talked about tweetups, charities, and many fat subjects! On Thursday night, we went to a tweetup hosted by Orlando Sentinel’s Etan. The first two of these events had large numbers of folks. This one didn’t have as many but the weather was easily to blame. I’m [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 357: Chessutes and Lifeopoly Four Originally drawn four upon at SomaCow.com We talked about games. We talked about Rock for Hunger We talked about The Cure for the Run I am Drunk. Enjoy the Show. See you at karaoke! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 356: They Are Not Men They Are SomaCow Originally covered like a Jimmy Hat at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys wrapped themselves around penis voices, man dates, and condoms. They also did the man segment. I’m just going to leave that there. So condoms, do them? Before I had sex for the first time, I had a great knowledge of sex. I learned at the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 355: Sex’ed Originally avoided the issue at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed pictures of naked ladies, local politic nutbags, and, even though I tried to avoid it, the horrible story in Arizona. Also would like to wish a Happy Birthday to listener FooFa, who tunes in damned near every week and always contributes on our forums at http://www.somacow.net [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 354: Tube Originally dvred at SomaCow.com I am often amazed at the power and freedom enjoyed by us Merrikans. We have the ability to host a show out of my freaking HOUSE, beaming our thoughts and ideas at the speed of cat to the massive masses, speaking freely about any topic we wish. We can discuss history without [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 353: Vagan Originally shot in fuzzy keyhole vision at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss Mickey’s weight loss, our friend djgra(e)y who just went Vegan, and our standard manly segments. Please ignore anything I say in this hour re: Roman Candles. Yech! I spent so much time whining about doe-eyed beef that I feel sorta dumb, sitting here eating [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 352: Beach and Moan Originally washed ashore at SomaCow.com In this hour, I rant about the beach, we discuss Ross’s role on the show, and we somehow talk about the Death penalty. I’ve been watching the Whale Wars, on Animal Planet, of late. The show consists of whalers from Japan trying to hunt whales, and mainly Australian conservationists trying to stop [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 351: Beware of the Blog Originally hatched from a meteorite at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed horror, J, and jorts. ALL VERY SPOOKY THINGS INDEED. Horror… What captures the mind, stimulates the shivers, and why in the hell do people like it so much? I used to be an avid horror fan, but lately when I see new movie ads or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 350: Cakes and Wine Originally broke off at SomaCow.com In this hour, we extend our welcome to Ryan of The Channel Project for a round table discussion on topics as diverse as gated communities, what not to do on a first date, and holding the door. Some of you people apparently never took etiquette as an elective in finishing school, or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 349: The Channel Project Originally clicked at SomaCow.com In this hour, we invited Ryan of The Channel Project to join us in studio, and spent some time familiarizing ourselves, discussing Orlando podcasting, radio, business, and some of the behind the scenes stuff we don’t normally get into on the show. I really enjoyed meeting the guy, and not just because [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 348: On Dating, and Nipples Originally snapped at SomaCow.com In this hour, Mickey has a story that he never gets to, Ryan of the Sports Buzz now 1400 AM in Ft Walton Beach (they don’t have a website that I see? Mickey, get on that!) gives us a farewell ring, and we discussing the finer points of dating and headlights. It’s [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 347: The Old Grey Parks They Aint What They Used To Be Originally mudded at somacow.com In this, their 2nd hour, the guys talked about Mickey’s trip, man things, and an allegedness in regards to Mickey’s relationship status. My apologies for this not being Geoff, but he is with our good buddy evanzan, talking wiring of Studio G! That’s right, things are moving forward again. The a/c got replaced. The doors [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 346: Snakes and Shakes Originally shed at SomaCow.com In this episode of SomaCow, we discuss snake people, shakes of people’s hands, and steaks of non-people meat. There aren’t a lot of notes in this episode, Ross busted his butt to drive straight through from his vacation to get back here in time for the show and the coffee hadn’t hit yet, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 345: The Great Question Originally forced out at SomaCow.com In this episode, we discuss the 0.05K, which I am very excited about, opera, kung fu, lego, cake, GRIT, dolphin-unsafe tuna, and I pose what may be the single biggest question to ever tax our brains. You may wonder, “What topic, dear fat digital man, could possibly vex such powerhouse brains on [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 344: Cheats and Codes Originally drizzled at SomaCow.com In this episode, we covered the South Carolina governor’s cheating ways, our manly things, Canada Day, Independence Day, and porn on the iPhone. I feel awful… Our listener Glenn Webber took over writing show notes for me, and I just now got them in my email inbox. They are lengthy and thorough, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 343: Ignorant Originally Deeheed, shaMONed, and Dwongirled at SomaCow.com In this hour, we recant the Hollywood deaths of the dude with the glove, the dude with the jowls, and the chick with the boobs. So much to cover, I do not know where to begin. Farrah Fawcett’s Tushie Tumor gave way to Ed McMahon’s Extremely Elderly End gave way [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 342: Yes Yes Y’all Originally MCed at SomaCow.com In this, our finest hour, we talked about the lyrical gangstas, Tasty Kakes, and Small…. umm…. Packages. No, really! I am now well aware of the fact that J, Mickey, and I are quite white. Quite. That being said, we certainly want to pay respect to great black music. Who among us hasn’t felt [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 341: Damn Yankees Are Good People Orange Onally Posted at SomaCow.com In this, their middle hour, the guys talked about being men, eating meat, and meeting men. The guys talk about their manly things of the week in this hour, and the fact that listener, and friend, Chrispy was coming into town from the great North, to visit The Mouse. Geoff, Rowan, Mickey, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 340: My Baby Daddy Originally gifted at somacow.com You know, it’s Father’s Day and even though the guys don’t talk about being dads until hour 3, I’m taking over the blog today. The guys do talk about our ice skating trip, paper towels and toilet paper, pizza, buying things from door-to-door salespeople, twitter games, SomaCow t-shirts, Other Peoples’ Podcasts, and more [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 339: All I Want For Mickmas… Originally regifted at SomaCow.com. If you are reading this on some con Asian site blathering about pharmecuetacils, our work here is finished. In this, our finest hour, we discussed Bad shoes, Bacon lasagna Fail, and we hark the Harold Anal Gel regarding a holiday of such stupendous splendifferanimousacity, I just don’t have the words. It’s almost Mickmas, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 338: A Tiny One Originally victimized at SomaCow.com In this episode, we discuss beards, magicians, and ogling the fairer sex. The more I research it, the more it seems true - All magicians are con. David Blaine is a sessy eyed demon, forced to walk the Earth and perform silly card tricks and snort snakes and such for mortals, but even his [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 337: Shooting Originally posted at SomaCow.com In this episode, we discussed The Magic being drubbed, Ross’s bet with Felix of Prime Time Geek, the Holocaust Museum attack, and much, much more. I want to take a moment here to address a topic that irritates me. So I will. White Supremacy. My whole life, I have been bumping into people that carry [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 336: Scheduling Originally posted up (get it, another basketball reference but eerily appropriate!) at SomaCow.com OK, seriously, we’ve been putting out SomaCow shows on the Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule for eons. This means the blogs are written Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday night. So why do they keep playing the NBA finals games on blog writing night??? And Geoff is out in the garage Studio [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 335: Gotta Run Originally traveled at somacow.com In this hour, the guys talked about Geoff going crazy, the progress of Studio G, and chicks. Mickey did his life coaching on gardening. And the commercials are over, back to the bedroom to watch the Magic Game! -Jen Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 334: Vendonutta Originally dunked at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed the Injustice Perpetrated by Dunkin’ Donuts, the Magic’s chances of winning the NBA Finals, and the fact that the cake is a lie. A Google Search of “Dunkin Donuts Sucks” results in over 90,000 relevant hits, which just goes to show you that the internet is DEAD ACCURATE. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 333: As Funny As APPle Pie Originally laughed at at somacow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Adam and Eve. In this, their finest hour, the guys visited Apps, comedians, and comics. So as Geoff and I get further into our iPhones, we find cooler and cooler apps. Geoff got me this tranquil thingy where you move your finger [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 332: Mint Originally exchanged at SomaCow.com Brought to you in this hour by Spinward Fringe - Broadcast IV is now available for Mobipocket download, with hard copies soon to come. For some of the best space fiction you can find this side of Babylon V, go and enjoy Randolph LaLonde’s incredible series. I love it, Ross loves it, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 331: Schport Originally ham dunked at SomaCow SomaCow is brought to you in this hour by Adam and Eve Dot Com - Enjoy their massive selection, and type in promo code “moo” to receive 50% off on damn near anything, in addition to 3 free dvds and a special gift! It’s the right thing to do, and it [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 330: Dane of the Dead Originally interred at somacow.com SomaCow is brought to you by the lovely ladies (and we assume dudes) at Adam and Eve Dot Com. Hit them up with the promo code moo or follow this link to take 50% off most any item, receive three free dvds, and a special gift from Adam and Eve. In this hour, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 329: I Think I Have Glaucoma In My Eye Originally toked at somacow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by …  uh … wait………….. what? Even with some alleged short term memory loss, it was pretty easy to remember the first topic from this hour. Elross put it very plainly, in bold, WEED! Geoff believes that he is now for legalization of marijuana. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 328: Make It Shallow Originally squirted out at somacow.com SomaCow is brought to you in this hour by adamandeve.com - They have a wide variety of quality adult products, and we recommend them to you. Seriously. Go buy stuff, and type in the word “Moo” for a damned decent discount. In this hour, we discussed Da Rain, again, falling on our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 327: Ignition Originally posted at somacow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Adam and Eve (dot com). In this, their finest hour, the guys welcomed Drew Garabo into the studio. Drew is what talk radio is all about for a lot of us. Geoff and I would come home from work, make dinner, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 326: What Flavor Is That Originally posted at SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Kernel Encore. In this, their middle hour, the guys discussed food (hey, they had a guest 3rd hour, had to bump it up), manly things… and more food. Geoff’s been having to go out of town a lot for his work, which really [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 325: Spherical But Quite Pointy Originally posted on SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Adam and Eve. Check out their site by clicking on their name and you can get 50% off your item, 3 free DVDs and another surprise gift! In this hour, the guys talked about drinking, big heads, and sports! Yes, that’s what [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 324: The Champion Originally posted at SomaCow.com Brought to you by AdamandEve.com - Get down in the Garden with this link, and receive 50% off most any item, plus 3 free DVDs and a special gift from the fine folks at Adam and Eve. Thank them for supporting the show, and support the show by thanking them, sinner! In this, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 323: Looking for Shells Originally posted at SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by SeaDad. Take a moment, and reflect on all that he and soldiers, seamen, and such do to make our lives less explosive every day. In this hour, Mickey gave us some Gulf War Stories, we talked for a few [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 322: The Dom, The Con, AdamandEve.com Originally posted at SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is brought to you by  NSFW Adamand Eve.com NSFW - Order using offer code “Moo” to receive 50% off most any item, plus get 3 free DVDs and a special gift from the fine folks at Adam and Eve. In this hour, we discussed the passing of the enormous and lispy [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 321: Caveat Fatty Originally posted at SomaCow.com In this hour, brought to you by HealingRoni Pizza Delivery, I came to a startling realization. I had just kicked a key member of my show off, and it wasn’t J! I was struck with the situation, namely, I had just sent Ross packing, he was already out the door, and I knew I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 320: Con Versation SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Dr. Phil, Stuart Smalley, and any other blowhard that can heal the rift. In this hour we discussed: Mickey at the Wolverine Premiere - Thanks again to Bad Apple Comics and Felix of PrimeTimeGeek.com - Mickey says he had a great time, but [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 319: Bang And Whimper Originally posted at SomaCow.com in Mega-Uber 3d Imaginavision, is proudly presented by SomaCow Media, brought to you this week by HowStuffWorks.com where they tell you How Stuff Works. The end of the world is always an interesting subject.  It is an event so unimaginable, that people will spend countless hours discussing how they would deal with [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 318: Give Me Some More Of That Hooch Originally posted at SomaCow.com Brought to you by The Willow Tree where you can see Gary of JPP and talk to him about beer! Well this was it! That’s rigtht, the beer challenge we’ve been talking about on the forum! Gary and Ross “made” beer. I say that because, well, you’ll see. But anyway, there aren’t many notes [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 317: Three Point One Four etc. Originally posted at SomaCow.com Brought to you by the Great American Pie Festival of 2009 (2009). We went, and it was pie! In this hour, we discussed failing Inspection, Diet and Anger, The Pie Fest, and we thank you guys for downloading the show - I sincerely appreciate it! So, we hit the Great American Pie Festival, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 316: Fine Slew SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by VOTING FOR SOMACOW. If you listen to this show, and you like it, please vote for us. Thanks! In this hour, we discussed Mythbusters, Gay Marriage, Obama’s gift giving, Apple Viruses, and Mickey’s plan to beat Ashton Kootch to 2 million followers [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 315: Animandate SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by spb designs photography. Take a moment to immerse yourself in some of his pictures. His style is innovative and atypical, and wholly neat. In this hour, we discussed shopping with another man, Technicolor, and some guy who lives in Orlando and wears [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 314: Mish Mosh, Pish What? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Mariano, and her stiletto pen. Wait, no one uses pen anymore. Her stiletto Word Application Software, or Java Open Office Tool, or Proprietary Paper Press, or whatever. SomaCow is happily burping along into our third year of podcasting, and SuperProducer-On-Standby Jen was [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 313: Wizened Himer SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PrimetimeGeek.com - Felix is purported to have sped across the convention center, nabbing interviews and swag aplenty of the recent Orlando FX con, so, all you connie types, Con Up. In this hour, we celebrated two years of phenomenal, swollen, and delicious [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 312: Betty vs Veronica SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Cracker Barrel. In this, their finest hour, they discussed food wait, what? they didn’t really discuss food all that much? hmmm. OK, well they DID discuss what they did manly this week, comics, and condoms. J was a smartass…to a woman! You all might not know [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 311: Domo Arrrrrigato Me Sessy Roboto SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Atomic Sock Monkey Press who agree that “Monkeys are funny”. If ye think times be tough in th’ United States, ye ortin’ ta consider what has happened in Somalia o’er th’ past 9 decades. We at SomaCow Media do nay [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 310: Fat Girls Are The Huggiest SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by  ComaSow. The boys of SomaCow might think that there is no new music out there, but we at ComaSow know that is not true! See for yourself. I do agree with them that not much new is coming out though. So many bands sound like [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 309: Calf Call SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by green beans. They are delicious. In this hour, I rant a rave about a sickening television trend on TLC, we review GlutenFree Books, and we unveil a brilliant idea for a new Theme Park. I really cannot say enough negative about parents who [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 308: Listener Invasion SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Willoughby Mariano, our one-stop shop for all information related to Orlando Homicide. In this hour, we received mad fat loot from Iceman2469, a first person review of the new Yankee Stadium from ChrisP of Chrispforpresident.com, and a call in special analysis of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 307: sTragedy SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by somacow.net - Check out the new studio as we build it, day by day, brick by brick, and refrigerator by refrigerator. In this hour, we discussed the shooting in New York, ways to defeat the bad guy in a hostage situation, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 306: Who Is That In the Host Chair? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by our ustream chat where you can join the fun every Friday night from 7-10 PM Eastern. In this, our finest hour, the guys talk about how they are all working too much. I will agree with this! Between the sites needing work, cities down [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 305: Nestled Credit Crunch SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Suze Orman. Seriously, I think Mickey has been co-seminaring with her or something, ’cause his life coaching is downright paraphrased Suzie all day. A lot of you have been sending me emails regarding Mickey’s position with the show. I want to clarify [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 304: What Else Should We Be? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by twitter.com/comasowjen. She does a lot around here, and only gets credit for the mistakes and mishaps. We apologize for that. In this hour, we take time out to apologize to our listeners, each other, society at large, puppies great and small, heteros, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 303: Pointed SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the SomaCow Forums - For a complete list of pointable indulgences, check it out, and say hi to some of the Greatest Internet Radio Listeners, Ever. In this hour, we begin discussion of the leaderboard, Mickey tells us about his sweaty nights [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 302: Are We Men? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the Orlando Sentinel homicide section. Our middle hour this week included various newspaper discussions, magazine discussions, and manly man discussions. The guys, and all of us live listeners (and now you), were graced this hour by a call-in from Willoughby Mariano from the Orlando Sentinel. Willoughby [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 301: B4D SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Crispy and Toasty Show. Normally, we here on the ‘Cow are happy to do what we are best at, namely, being big, fat, great radio hosts. But we spent some time this hour being big, fat, great investigators, and uncovered a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 300: Episode 300 SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by some overweight girls within celebratory headdresses. In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about it being episode 300! It was a time to party, a time to reminisce, and a time to look forward. Geoff asked me to pick up a couple of balloons for [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 299: Coleslaw Crisis SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Yummy Coffee. Good friend of the show Chris sent us a taster pack of some Boresha Coffee, and Mickey and I downed a solid 16 oz.er before we took to the airwaves. It was energizing, and made our brains go into [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 298: iSpeak English SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. It’s a new podcast and Tom and Dan are a very cohesive pair. Check out their first show! In this, their first hour, they discuss speed, how to be less aggressive, and the French. Manly men indeed! Oh, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 297: Fanatical SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Casey’s of Downtown Orlando - Join Mickey, J, Elross, and thousands of potential partiers as they celebrate the aging of listeners, the completion of 300 episodes, the taste of popcorn, the sweetness of booze, and the gnarled temper of Jeff Howell’s [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 296: Prepare For The SomaCowlypse SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Jenga (you’ll see why). In this episode, the guys talk about the apocalypse, the economy, and beer. God I love the range! So leave it to SomaCow to bring up the doom and gloom again. Maybe they just want us all to really be prepared when [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 295: Feedbackbiting SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Chris P For President. It’s the straight up biscuits, served by a man we love and… umm… know. In this episode, I go over some of the feedback to Faux Pas 2009 (2009), we talk about eating alone, and the importance of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 294: KawLiga SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Bojangles. They has a biscuit, we reckon. SomaCow comes outta Florida, it’ll make you think and feel. But no one seems to understand this show: so once again, here’s the deal. See Geoff was a stout boy, known for gnawin’ on vittles like they wasn’t hot. And Mickey [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 293: Wait, where is our producer? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Icabod’s. If you have to be out of town, in a horrible grey haired city for work, at least you can be lucky enough to have an Icabod’s. Just check out the “wicked” menu!!! In this 2nd hour, the guys realize that Ross isn’t here! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 292: An Unfortunate Series of Eatvents SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Bern’s Steakhouse - For all your special family memories, it’s the best steakhouse in the lower 48 for Champagne Room Confessions! (picture from RavishingBeasts.com) In this hour, I talk at great length about my misadventures at my Wife’s Sister’s birthday dinner. Once you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 291: A Separate Peace SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the ant-iPhone, the Blackholeberry, and any other product that stymies the constant flow of infotraction. What is infotraction? It’s the steady encroachment of technology on our lives, the ever present march of emails and faxes and phone calls and tweets and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 290: Ought to Be Brought to You By SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by no one. Really. Nobody likes us. Everybody hates us. We, if offered enough cheese sauce and maybe some bacon wrapping, would probably eat worms. So, it’s time. We’re taking the show towards profit. Sponsorships, all that jazz. We were looking at building [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 289: Twarnival SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Drew Show. Check ‘em out! They invented the word Twarnival, for crying out loud! In this hour we discussed Orlando’s Tweetup, which was a pretty good initial effort, with 100+ attendees crammed into a bar, laughing, talking, and desperately seeking drinks. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 288: Damnit, I Lost R2 SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by ComaSow! If you want to hear some tracks off the new MC Lars album, they can hook you up. Well, we. It’s all part of what gets done here by myself, Mickey, Jennifer, J, Ross, Felix, Gary, CR, Brian, and Nova. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 287: Vulgar Jorts SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Orlando Ichiban - If you want to taste some Succulent Tunas and Juicy Meats, swing on by here in Sunny Downtown Orlando for some of the better sushi available. Tell them SomaCow sent you, and they may blink expectantly before repeating [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 286: Retweeted SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Etan on Tech. In a rapidly dissolving world of “Old Media” he is staying relevant and engaging his audience every day, and we salute him for that. If you are local, come meet Etan (and us, and a bunch of neat twitterfolk) [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 285: Tweet and Tour SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ross’s incredible Twitter Sushi Water Bonanza. We had a lot of fun, and pics are here of the ‘igans. Share and Enjoy! In this hour, we discussed The Chris Factor, a strange phenomenon we’ve noticed here on the ‘Cow, namely, all of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 284: Love Cleavage SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow.  This week it is brought to you by A ShunShine Day. In this episode we discussed how much we all love the Brady Bunch.  It was a heart warming show that provided hope for the many people that suffered from shattered lives due to deaths of moms, dads, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 283: Mixed Nuts SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Underground Comedy Movie (Quite literally the worst movie I have ever laid eyes on). Just terrible. So very awful. Amazingly unsophomorically bad bad. I am being literal when I saw that the movie caused brain swelling, shame face, and a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 282: Podcasting Is Dead SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Twitter because it’s something we talked about which is linkable! It’s been a good run.  282 episodes of self aggrandizing pattings of our own backs.  I’m just as surprised as you are.  I just bought a brand new set of headphones.  I had to go [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 281: Sharing Time SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Capp’s “Your Neighborhood Barber” Shop. In this, their earliest hour, the guys discuss Mickey’s contagions, hair growth and de-growth, and being positive (not in the ‘we tested positive thanks to Mickey’ sense). Last week SomaCow focused on Mickey and his sickness. This week was no different. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 280: Six Rings and a Plague SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow. The SuperBowl is over and the Pittsburgh Steelers have made history.  They are the first NFL team to accumulate six SuperBowl Rings. I am from the Pittsburgh area, and steel was what I grew up knowing.  For show and tell, my dad sent me to school with chunks of iron [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 279: Burn the Bunny SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Operation Clean Sweep. We will be setting fire to everything old and outdated in our studio this weekend, so if you want something, let us know now. In this hour, we chat up some Really Big Oblong Pigskin Bets that Ross may [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 278: Nothing Like Sharing Some Germs SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Tylenol in all its forms. In this, our middle hour, we discussed the germs that Mickey brought into the studio. Now we can’t blame him for sure on our current situation (read 3 people hopped up on Tylenol and Nyquil alternating between hot [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 277: Augered SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by delicious Velvet Duck. It sure is good. In this hour, we discussed our respective takes on the inauguration (it’s mostly painless, I promise), Just what was Peter Frampton doing to his guitar back then, America finally getting on the stem cell bandwagon, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 276: Vegas, Schmegas SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Randy LaLonde and Spinward Fringe. In this episode the guys talk about Vegas… a lot… like the whole episode. Except when they talk about Geoff’s poop or other things scattered about… Not that Geoff’s poop is scattered about, in fact he was stopped up… Although it is scattered [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 275: Bohtrahd, revisited SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Fishy. Today was a huge day. Just got done watching DVRed history, as Mr. President-Elect Obama became the 44th dude to wear the incredibly tight pants of the Presidency. Was some great oratory, and I highly recommend you check it out if [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 274: We Have Shows SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by SomaCow.net. Normally I would take this time to tell you about the topics the guys talked about but they are sort of varied this episode, everything from food (congratulations to our listeners who are actually losing weight in the 1000 pound challenge and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 273: Jumpin’J’s Hoes is Phat SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by one of Felix’s irate students (I think). That’s probably not true, but what the hell, there it is. We round out our third and final hour with Felix of Prime Time Geek with a bit of J. A whole lot of J. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 272: Old McGeoffy Had a Farm SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Geoff’s desk calendar which is pwning him! In this hour, the guys talked about living on a farm, education, and existentialism? Oh, only briefly… Felix from Prime Time Geek stuck around this hour to chat more with the SC boys. Geoff started out the hour talking [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 271: Felix the Catalyst Episode opens with a dedication to one of our listeners. Dominic, aka Beaufort Boy, lost his father this week after a three year battle against cancer. We send our sympathies and empathies to his family, and hope you will wish well upon them. Beaufort Boy is a hell of a guy, and can often be [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 270: Teaching ‘em Young SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by ComaSow back and better than ever! In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about mash-ups, kids’ books, and food (surprise surprise!) So Geoff doesn’t like mash-ups. I have to agree with him, kind of. I guess I semi-agree with him? I remember some of the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 269: But Dad, I’m Jesus Christ SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Bill Cosby Himself.  If you have never seen this video, go buy it. For some, it is hard to believe in Jesus.  Let’s face it, the things he did in the stories are not things that humans can do. But that’s kind of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 268: We Twa Hay Rin Aboot the Braes SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Justin Wilson and his delicious Cajun Style! In this hour, we discussed our respective New Year’s (mine - lame, but nice. J and Mickey’s? Sexy Party). It’s a good hour, and Elross actually finds a way to solve all the problems in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 267: It’s 2009! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by SomaCow.net When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: “Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff’s sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls…again…” Wow, I don’t know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 266: News Noose SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by our new show, Prime Time Geek - Plug in, and be enlightertained! So, in this hour, we decided to put right a great wrong, namely, underappreciation of our Producer, Ross. The guy goes through so much to get our show out each [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 265: Presents SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by crushing Christmas Debt. In this hour, we basically relaxed, and gave each other gifts. J will never guess what the Chinese character was. Canoe? So, Ross suffered a terrible Christmas Mishap, J suffered a terrible Christmas Blarg, and Mickey suffered a terrible Christmas… naked [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 264: The Day After SomaCow Media Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Peter Billingsley. I do not mind working on holidays.  I really don’t.  And I do not want to abuse this space to bitch about my bosses.  I joined teh SomaCow project because I believe in the project. But let’s face it, while the gang is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 263: Oh Holy Shirt… Er… Night SomaCow Media is proud to present… SomaCow! T’was the night before Christmas, and the whole damned show Was feeling a bit hostile. Why? I dunno. It could be the fact that J and Ross just cannot, Show up in our studio on time, and un-pot. Ted. Perhaps the malaise comes from Mickey or I’s Inability to stop with “We quit Smoking!” lies. Or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 262: A Moment of Silence ‘Always put the other person first and treat them the way you want to be treated.’ That’s my dad! He passed away this week at the age of 61. He was a great man (you can read about him here) and I will miss him horribly! Check out that photo! That old phone…that was back in 1977. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 261: The Gift of the Sausagi SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Dutch. Regardless of what Austin Powers’s father said, they have their…uses. We here at the ‘Cow love our listeners. All six of them go out of their way in their own special ways to make us feel appreciated, nourish our spirits, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 260: Knock Knock SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by The Drew Show, The Redboy Podcast, The Sports Buzz, and Nobody Likes Onions. Geoff doesn’t feel like writing the blog tonight and I don’t blame him. After all, after about 30 minutes of him being at work he got a frantic call from [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 259: It’s Me! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by ComaSow which will hopefully be resurrected soon! Yes, J, sorry, but it’s me. No witty Geoff here, but somone has to write the blog and since you aren’t, I am. Speaking of J, it seems like Brian (tits mcgee) from Just Push Play is the new [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 258: BaCon? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Roseland Ready to Eat Bacon. It’s the Bacon of Choice, when you absolutely, positively cannot stand around waiting for Bacon. We spent quite a bit of this hour discussing the deliciousness of Bacon. I am okay with that. It needed to be [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 257: In House SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Prime Time Geek, coming soon to SomaCow Media, Inc! We welcome them…him…to our network. In this hour we talked about returning items, gas prices, and Christmas presents. Geoff took back a monitor that suddenly just quit on us. Epic fail. What was great [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 256: TCTHINLD,BRAWFNWTSOTL SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PlentyofFish.com - When s*&% goes south, they’re there to help you find Mr. or Ms. Right for Right Now with a quickness! So, I was rebuffed in my efforts to welcome a new show here to the network, as it seems [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 255: The Liverlilied Nutbear Man SomaCow Media has no idea what the hell they were talking about in this hour. Mickey watched a show, J sang a carol, I pissed and moaned a whole lot about jazz. I think we were using drugs. Or celebrating saltless coffee. So, I went shopping at Aldi. W E I R D. I will discuss [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 254: It’s Beginning To Look… SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Moose. Geoff had such a crush on her. I did love YCDTOT. You know what else I loved? Electric Company and it’s coming back later this month! Yep, PBS is having a new Electric Company. I wonder if they’ll have a new [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 253: Leftovers SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Maalox, Mylanta, Pepto Bismal, Tagament HB, Zantec, Immodium AD, and anything else that will put right what once went wrong. In this hour, we discussed our respective Thanksgiving Aftermaths, Tall People, Aldi? (WTF is an Aldi?), and the Terrible Tantrum of Mumbai. Hopefully [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 252: Kickstart My Heart SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Pepto Bismol. Seriously, whose idea was it to have SomaCow’s finest hour go up on Fridays? That means that the blog has to be written on Thursday which means it has to be written every Thanksgiving night which means that Geoff is full and sleepy, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 251: Thanks, Given. SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Mom’s cooking, Grandma’s Potato Salad, J’s Martinis, and The Redboy Podcast. I know, weird, right? In this hour, we gave thanks, mocked Twilight, and chatted up a good friend of the show, even if he is a Ginger. I would prattle on here [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 250: A Safe Place SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Professor Mixavier’s School for incredible violent child-like superweapons. If you need a kid capable of delivering 47 deathbows per second, he’s your guy! In this hour, we discussed the shocking truth about “A Safe Place” laws, as well as some in house [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 249: SomaCow SuperCade! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Kangaroo - Only by beating monkeys senselessly and avoiding giant apes while slamming down various fruits and ringing bells can we save our children. Oh, Joey! In this hour, I could swear we had topics, but they withered all when somebody played [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 248: SynSowSay? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Def Leppard’s Drummer. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do things one handed? You might laugh and think, ‘Jen I only need one hand for that‘ and to that I say… sometimes you have to switch hands! Cramping! One day Geoff asked [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 247: Your Men, Friday SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ross no, screw Ross,  he got his hour last week. This hour is brought to you by NASA. Since he apparently is the nexus point of the whole damned show, it’s fitting that he feature prominently, I suppose. In this hour, we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 246: Rock For Hunger SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Rock for Hunger - It’s a great cause, a great concert, and we hope you will avail yourselves of it. In this hour, we discussed charity, kung fu, and the Chinee Zodiac. Listen, enjoy, and I will have some information on how [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 245: Ross Did It SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this hour by Twitter. Figured we’d give them this hour since they didn’t have @elross keeping them pumping. Yeah, so Elross hosted this hour! He had his list together as he and Geoff switched places. He had his notes on what he wanted to talk about. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 244: Bloodhound, Barack, and Boobs SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by BloodHoundGang.Com - They’re bonzer, and we’re thrilled to be able to bring you a taste of their music here on the ‘Cow - So, in this hour, we recapped a bit of the election (we promise not to bore - lord knows [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 243: Who’s Got Talent? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by insert your show name here. In this, their finest hour, the boys put out the call, talked about quitting smoking, and did some impersonations. Fine, indeed! So SomaCow is ready to expand. No, not our bellies, but our catalog of shows! Right now we have, of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 242: One Way, or Another SomaCow Media is proud (bereft of hope) to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Popeye’s (Gander Mountain). In this, our finest (worst) hour, we celebrate (decry) the election, welcoming (damning) the President-Elect and looking forward to (dreading with several considerations involving sucking a tailpipe, or perhaps some sleeping pills) the next four years. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 241: And A Side of Bacon SomaCow Media Inc. is proud to present SomaCow.  This week brought to you by any other moving company besides Apartment Movers. (There will be a picture later.  I am having network issues at the facility and if it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.) —Okay… fixed the network, fixed the A/C, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 240: It’s Spooooooky SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by The Rich Wierdos doing Rocky Horror. Have you ever seen it live? Does it make it better or can it stand alone? Believe it or not, I’ve never even seen the movie. I always said I’d wait to see it with the whole performance [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 239: Sie sagen, es ist Ihr Geburtstag SomaCow Media Inc. is proud to present SomaCow.  This episode is brought to you, once again, by Hide Tide Harry’s All You Can Eat (which isn’t that much for J) Crab. Today marks a turning point in our show.  For starters, we need to step up security. The host has been infiltrated by OPEC (allegedly) Operatives trying [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 238: The OPECalypse SomaCow Media Inc. is (proud?) to present SomaCow.  This hour is brought to you by piled up disasters. A little back story.  A few months ago, my best friend was in the hospital.  He wasn’t sick.  He was (physically) doing fine.  He was there for the birth of my goddaughter.  Actually he was at the birthing [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 237: We Won! SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by High Tide Harry’s.  Join us tomorrow evening for The Crabacalypse. For most people, the chance to throw your hands up in the air and declare, “I WON!” is a rare thing.  To be completely adn utterly basked in victory, is such an awesome feeling.  [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 236: And Everything After… SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by High Tide Harry’s - If you love the show; if you love us; if you love crab; if you just generally are bored this coming Saturday Night, join us at 5:30 for the 2nd Annual “We Ate the Whole Thinganza”! - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 235: Rest In Peace Tyson Born in Danville, Virginia. Raised in Florida. Educated here and abroad in Germany. Few people lived as passionately, and went about their daily activities with as much zeal, as Tyson. He was friendly to people, always giving the benefit of the doubt to strangers and new friends. He took to electronics from an early age, taking apart anything with screws [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 234: We Can’t Rewind We’ve Gone Too Far SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the Drew Show. Yep, this hour (our finest), we had Orlando’s own Drew Garabo in the studios. Drew used to host talk shows on terrestrial radio here in Orlando and for many of us, was a staple every night from 7 to 11. Drew has [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 233: Sleep Depraved SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Cracker Barrel. They have biscuits. “Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits!”  That was the last thing we heard as Geoff drifted off in to sleepy dream time… finally. For awhile now, Geoff has been a walking zmobie.  Half awake, half asleep.  Everything hazy and watery.  Everything slightly out of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 232: Siriusly, Let’s Do This SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by the Ripoff Report: By Consumers, For Consumers Hi everyone, It’s Jen! Geoff is helping out Ryan with The Sports Buzz doing some producing so I’m helping with the blog while Kali helps watch the baby. Phew! This week the guys discussed the current economic state, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 231: Post A Pock A Lips SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Shoot Straight Gun and Knife and Pawn and Tast-E-Freeze. They need your business, because these cannot come off a single bullet to test fire, nor repair a gun, apparently. I hate when small local business act all small and locally. In this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 230: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang SomaCow Media Networks is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by The Southern Classic Gun and Knife Show. Normally,  this space is used to describe what went on during the show to which you are about to listen.  Let me give you a brief rundown, we discuss sickness, the coming apocalypse, J’s meat, J’s meat [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 229: Disarmed Bandit SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by Vote For Change. Did you register? It has to be done by today! (at least here in Florida) After the debates this past week, how could the guys not talk about voting! We learned that J is pretty apathetic and Ross is completely [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 228: A Reading Rainbow of TMI SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Randy LaLonde and all the Wondah of his many Writings. You want some good stuff, ebook style? Go get these! In this hour, we discussed Jason Statham (Hot), Books and the Way We Read, Late Night ESPN, and how Texas Hold ‘Em has [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 227: Foul Wind omaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by our myspace page! Never updated, and rarely checked, it’s the best way to get in touch with us this side of walking outside of your house and shouting, “SomaCow!” Neighbors done looking at you yet? Good. In this, our… um… Hour, we discussed a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 226: Ode to Booze SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by O’boys and Curtis Earth Trivia. Two great tastes! Ross came in a little late this week but all he missed in the notes was some talk about him…being late… But we don’t blame him too much, after all the night before was his birthday [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 225: Chickety China, the Chinese MilARGHGAGARGH SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by La Leche League. Feed your babies untainted milk! In this episode the guys talk about beefs, small packages, and porn! You know, having a baby sure does change your life. And I’m not talking about the physical act of birthing the baby, I mean just having [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 224: Classic SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, the Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever!  Brought to you this week by Classic Rock Magazine. “Classic Rock” is a phrase that should conjure up pictures of post Pepper Beatles, pre-Kilmer Doors, and Pink Floyd.  Outside of the hippie movement, outside of the Discotheques, there were heavy guitar riffs, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 223: Fidouchery SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The National Debt. Get some! In this hour, Mickey, J and I eschew our standard fare and discuss some financial news YOU need to hear, Icees vs. Slurpees, and Gilligan’s Island. Random, aren’t we? Shut up and tune in, it’ll all make [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 222: That’s A Lot of Twos! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Draft Gore because it ends up our conservative little Mickey wants Gore for president in ‘08. It’s true! It’s been at least a week since I picked on Ross, right? OK, let me explain, if I haven’t before, what Ross is to do as one of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 221: Pokin’ at Ya, Pokin’ at Ya SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Tuck’s Medicated Pads. Number one amongst the newly initiated, every pro-bono rape kit should have some! In this hour, we discussed a horrific story out of Middle American Extracurricular Sporting Entertainment, Discontinued products that MSN demands Americans demand back, and our own [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 220: All Wet SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Sports Buzz. You can catch them live every Sunday from 6-8 PM. In this hour we took a break from having Hurricanes here in Florida to point and laugh at the people of Ike-besotten Texas, we discussed the use of red-light [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 219: Movin’ On Out SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Say… Anything. The best all chick show on the network! So Mickey is looking to move. In this market, should he take the plunge and buy? Or keep on renting? I mean renting at least you wouldn’t have to climb on the roof, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 218: Stroking With Oprah SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow.  This episode is brought to you by a woman with a very skewed view. Oprah is not interviewing anyone on the politics scene.  Oprah is like Heman when it comes to swaying the masses, so she decided to sit this one out. We talked about Masons.  They believe in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 217: Hot Butt On Issues SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Tru-Glass Home Repair Services. When your sliding glass door is shattered by an angry topic, you can always count on Tru-Glass to see you through. In this hour, we discussed Hurricanes, Tree-Trimming, Sarah Palin, Michael Moore, and the Death of That Voiceover [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 216: Ode d’ Randall SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by the Seminole County Cour Due to a pending gag order, we can’t talk about Mickey’s court case. We can only hope that Ross is back with us next week to help us out… although that would mean making sure we have his chocolate [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 215: Kids These Days… SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Reset XC. He’s new, On You Tube, and ever since he cut his hair, I have hope once more for the next generation! In this hour, we valiantly try to solve all the world’s ailments by discussing football season, which lasts for all [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 214: Mmm… Sashes SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by MoveOn.org where you can get free stuff! In this hour, we discussed politics… Which puts me in a bad mood, so I will sing a song to try and get happy once more. Douchebags from Detroit with axes to grind; Slightly hot milfs with right-leaning [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 213: Gayest Show on Earth SomaCow Media is proud(?) to present… ThomaCow! Brought to you this week by PFLAG. So in this episode Mickey talks about his experience eating at a gay bar. He went to Hamburger Mary’s, a new burger establishment/bar in Orlando and gave it rave reviews for scenery (and food)! He says he didn’t realize it was a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 212: I Can’t Take It Anymore SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Say… Anything (which is the most awesome show that you should go check out now!) So this week I was asked, “What does Ross do exactly? Cause it looks like he is just on twitter the whole show?” And, being the supportive friend that I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 211: Fay Victis! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Bounty Paper Towels! For all your sopping needs, the quicker picker upper will get your water beefalopes tumble-dry in NO time! Whatever. In this hour, we whet our appetites with a tale of three men, hunkered and blown by the vicious Tropicane [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 210: Madness? SomaCow Media is proud to present Somacow, brought to you this week by Madhouse Radio and Randolph Lalonde. Here on SomaCow we often do things tongue-in-cheek. We’d like to take a moment to be a little more serious, and recognize two guys this week. First, Carlito from Madhouse Radio stopped in this episode. After listening to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 209: Sad Palm Trees SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Drew Show. Tune in every week - It’s funny, and it’s podcasting worth listening to. (Is that Drew’s actual copy? He ended his sentence in a preposition? For SHAMERS, Drew!) While I pen… well… keyboard this entry, my very life is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 208: Oh Limp Ick Image via Wikipedia SomaCow Media presents SomaCow brought to you this week by the Olympics. Trampoline is an Olympic Sport now? Here in the SomaCow studios, our new Martini Room TV showed us that yes, it is. What? I have a Pagoda? BRB Murp Beep Hi! I am your bot. KoL has eaten Geoff’s soul Blurp. Fat Olympics are [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 207: Morp SomaCow Media is proud to present Morp Zeemt SomaCow brought to you this week by Ribbledoo Whack. This week we talked about J Zima Ahchoo Blurb. J talked about J Vorp Wagglewaggle We love J Whirrrrrrrrrrrrr And this music was Spiddlepunked: Butthole Surfers - You Don’t Know Me Butthole Surfers - Who was in My Room Last Night? Related articles by Zemanta Jennifer [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 206: M, I, C SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by muchedumbre.com. I was told every time a user creates a free account and posts there, a Mickey gets his due dew. Right off the bat, as promised, I just wanted to provide the link to “Office Space” as a drama: http://www.thetrailermash.com/office-space-drama/ Sorry, still cracks [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 205: WTF is WTF? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Redboy Podcast. Hi everyone! It’s me, Jen. I’m filling in for Geoff while he nurses the baby, er, I mean, sleeps… Do you miss me? You know, you can always come chat with me while I listen to SomaCow on Ustream, and also of course for [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 204: So Who Was On The Phone? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by a big steamy bowl of who cares. In this hour, we complained about wikipedia, podcasters, J, luauers (people that luau), Shia the Beefs, harmonicas, Charlie Chaplin, and the Death of Chivalry. We were going to discuss great comedy partners, but, apparently, “Simpsons [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 203: MaJick Kingdom SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Kingdom of Loathing, log in, create an account, and get on top of the best thing on the internet three years ago… Seriously, it’s a hootNANNY! In brief, I’ll attempt to explain. We at SomaCow worry about people that play the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 202: Of Birds, Bees, and T-Cells Somacow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by J. He really doesn’t get enough credit for all the nothing he does around here, people! Sit down for a moment, and let’s talk. There comes a time in every young listener’s life when they begin to notice other listeners. But for the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 201: The Incident SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Poison Control. I am disgusted, just thinking about it. Go ahead and listen, and ask yourself… Just who IS this Ross guy? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 200: Refired SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Keila’s Glassworks, located here in sunny Orlando. Check out their awesome demo video, and get to blowin’! In this, our 200th episode, we wrapped up our Trivia competition with Curtis Earth, we discussed our visit to Keila’s incredible studio, and we discussed [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 199: Sorry, Sir, but the Monkey has Spoken. SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by EarthTrivia.com - Check ‘em out! In this episode we reviewed some listener mail, discussed my love for Taco Salad at Tijuana Flats, and had in Curtis Earth for some innerviewin’ and trivianatin’! We get a lot of listener mail, from diet advice to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 198: Blow Job SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Hyper Nonsense the Podcast. If you have had quite enough east coast flavor, you can’t go wrong tuning in to these guys out on the west siiide! In this hour, I am giddy with anticipation, Mickey tells us all The Grating Story [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 197: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ma Bell. For all your “Timmy down the well” style communication, you really cannot get better than Em Bar Que. In this hour, we discussed my struggle to stay home while the best damn movies get released, we take a call from [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 196: Saigonites SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Too Beaucoup Massage Palrol - Check ‘em out for all your rubby nubbies. In this episode, we discussed the show’s new mindset, which is two-pronged! We will change the world, one drop at a time against the wall of ignorance, and we will fight [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 195: One Drop SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by us. We do a show here. We love the show. Many times, the show is about us, or the news, or our families, or food. Mostly, the show is about food. But, in this hour, it was a different feel, altogether. There was a sense of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 194: Say Wha SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by English-Zone.com where Producer Ross is being sent! Yeah, so here I am, trying to help out Geoff as he is working late. So I pull out the green book with the notes… How the hell am I supposed to write a blog when the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 193: Shorn SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by 2broadscast.com. Show them some love, and help them defeat the evil copyright infringers over at 2broadscasting.com - Hoors! In this hour, we discussed How I Fail, How the Simpsons Fail, How Obama will now Fail, and how Our Sales Staff is a Very Big [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 192: Carr to Alms SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Chef Scott. The man makes some incredible meat, and we thank him for his call in from the Gun and Knife and Nose Fireball Show. In this hour, we discussed our various misspent youths (what is a yout?), the need to have bullets and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 191: GTFO SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Randolph’s Blog - Anybody that takes the time to say such nice (J: “And true!) things about our show gets a link. Thanks, Randolph. In this hour, I whine a bunch about my mom, and my parenting, and Mickey and TCTHID went [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 190: Oooh! Ahhhh! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by nobodylikesonions.com - They’re neat, they’ve been doing it for a while, and we like them. Have a listen, why don’t you? In this hour, we discussed our respective Independence Day festivities, we remembered our listeners abroad, and the first time we ever [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 189: Dancing Queen SomaCow Media Network is proud to present Somacow, brought to you today by Semoran Skateway. If you’re ever in the Orlando area, it’s the only place left, really, for you to throw down and trip the lights on a fat four wheeled skate session. In this hour, we talked about Mickey’s 35th birthday party, which The [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 188: You Know You’re a Redneck, Floridian, Idiot, LARPer, Racist, Bumaphobe If… SomaCow Media Network is proud to present Somacow, brought to you today by Rock For Hunger. *WAVE* Hi everyone! It’s me, producer Jen, and I’m at home one-handed typing…my other options are some desperate housewife bitches of NYC or some “Who’s my baby’s daddy this time” show or Court Shows although I love Judge Mlian… The guys [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 187: We Murder Science SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Mr. Wizard’s Lifeless, Zombeified Corpse. Now we know why that old coot was always trying to strengthen our brains - For Him To SNACK ON! In this hour, we discussed my day trip to a nucular power facility, we reminisce on each of our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 186: Deracistfied SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Semoran Skateway. Well, Geoff is off at sensitivity training learning not to call black people ‘monkeys’, or Asians ‘Alien slanteyes’.  Hopefully. And while he’s off learning to not call people “durka durkas” vs “woo woos”, I’m here at home watching Anthony Bourdain. See, I know that [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 185: Of Pandas, Emu Legs, and Mickmas SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Kung Fu Panda. Kick, Punch… It’s all in the mind. Listen to me, folks, and listen good. We talked about a range of subjects in this hour, including Mickey’s birthday, turkey legs and sundry street food, and the need for Mike Myers [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 184: Cover Your Mouth SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Halls. Making mouths taste like a sparkly clean pine-solated toilet since the 1930’s - If you have tickle-throat, shove one of their sweet lozenges right in and suck your way to better radio! So, I am sick. I know it isn’t contagious, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 183: The War On Commission SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by War. WAARRRRR! These last three show blogs have blown, entirely because Ross refuses to write down notes for the g-d show. Okay, that isn’t fair, because it is also because J’s blogs have been good, and we’re trying to not overshadow them [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 182: Cutting the Cord SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Baby Place, care of Florida Hospital. Regardless of your feelings on hospitals or this hospital, they took great care of us…all 3 of us. In this hour Geoff finishes his story of our birth. There also is some regular SomaCow talk [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 181: Wanna Go-Onna Bohtrahd? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Birthing Cottage of Winter Park. If you have a baby bomb you want to drop, there are far worse places you could choose to do so. Say hi to Alice if you stop by! In this hour, we talk about the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 180: Too Close for Comfort SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought top you by my inability to be by myself. I’m late. Yesterday was a great day, but it lent itself to forgetfulness. I (Mickey) have the weekend to myself and forgot about all my duties. The Chick left town, and I forgot to feed [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 179: Cheap Gas Here, Now SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Big Oil Companies who have agreed to bring the price of gas back down to a dollar a gallon by March of 2009. WARNING… what you are about to read is speculation and rumor. In the coming year, WaWa will spread across [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 178: My Dearest Nick, You Got PUNKd SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by ekg’s A Skewed View at MucheDumbre.com Before we begin… A big congratulations to Jen (The Hippy Wife) and Geoff (Your host of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever) on the birth of their child. All details are being withheld because [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 177: Kill Your Television SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought top you by Scott Sigler’s Infected. NOTE: Live shows are moving to Saturday from 1-4PM Eastern. Please pardon the incongruity of this particular blog. I (Mickey) am filling in for Geoff who normally writes the show blogs. Geoff is busy at this very moment. He is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 176: The Mick and the Motorcycle SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Orlando Yamaha Kawasaki. Beats paying 75 dollars at the pump, yeah? In this hour we talked about Mickey’s recent purchases, including his bike, his guitar, and possibly his new tattoo. I am not really sure what is happening. Mickey says it’s a mid-life [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 175: Boom-De-Yada SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Backstage Billiards, the Premiere Place to shoot table balls in Orlando. Go, have fun, and tell ‘em you heard about it from SomaCow Media! We discussed Hillary’s Sad Swan Song, The Best Damn Commercial On TV Right Now, and The Impending Beef [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 174: We’re Gonna Get Ourselves Organized SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by A Space That Works. In this, our finest hour, we had a special guest in the studio, Suzanna from A Space That Works. With her we discuss how she got into this business, what stereotypes come out in people she’s helped, and how she can [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 173: Hate the Pumper, Not the Pump SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Secret Terrorists. Learn the secrets of who killed Kennedy! Thrill to the truth about Bill Clinton! Amaze your friends as you blame every single problem ever met by the world on... The Jesuits? WTF are the Jesuits, mom? We discussed what happens when you give kids the conch, the real reason gas prices are so damned high, and we lamented those hardest hit by the energy crisis. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 172: Podcasting from the Oblivion SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Firkin and Kegler of Orlando, Florida. I am not sure if I want to recommend them to you, but what the hell, you can click on their website and listen to some happy dope beats, sho’ nuff. In this hour, we celebrated [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 171: The Perfect FastBreak SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Wa Wa Coffee. Chrispy introduced me to this jitterjuice, and I have already snurfed down an entire bag of the Original Blend. Get some! In this hour, we discussed my plans for a New Exercise Regime, the contents of the Ideal Breakfast, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 170: Here! Have a SAD SomaCow Media, Inc, is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by StumbleUpon.Com - Look. They serve up the hits, yo. They’re like internet web page DJs, laying down phat tracks and serving up deep cuts. Skillet. In this hour, we discuss J’s Gambling Bonanza, Mickey’s Rapidly Approaching Mid-Life Crisis, and Biscuits and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 169: A Spooky Situation SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Spookhunters.com. Go and scare up some facts, hippies! In this hour, we discussed the New Politika and downfall of Ted Kennedy, we met Owen of Spookhunters and discussed his new project, and we chatted with Sophia on the subject of divination. It’s been [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 168: Douche Ex Machina SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Society to Exterminate Muscovy Ducks. If it isn’t an organization yet, it needs to be. In this, our finest hour, we began floating ideas for the FatManLympics, we helped a mother in need, and home defense. For those of you living [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 167: Did You Bring Enough For Everyone, Ma’am? SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Enfamil. If you want a baby with allergies, stomach cramps, constipation, ear infections, and a low IQ, you CANNOT go wrong with formula! In this hour, we discussed Home Birth vs. Hospital Death, Public Breastfeeding, and just what do you do [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 166: Mom, Meat, and the Magic SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by your mom. We love your mom, often. In this hour, we enjoyed a sweet poem to ex-producer-one-day-soon-mom Jen, Ross joined us on Mic while Mickey was away, and Subway hogged our meats. Hope you guys did something nice for your Moms this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 165: Dinner The Eater SomaCow Media, Inc, is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by SomaCow on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, and Pageflakes. Get up on us, yo! In this hour, we discussed Dinner AND a Show, the dispirited nature of cynicism (whatever), and we began our long, heralded path to the glory of the FatManLympics. Ah, eating, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 164: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Mickey SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by 2BroadsCast.com - If you have consumed all we have here, by all means, head over and grab North Carolina’s neatest new podcast! In this, our finest hour, we discuss a poonbonnet of great topics, including Hillary Clinton’s struggle to overcome… a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 163: No More Caffeine for Mickey SomaCow Media is technically presenting SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Earth Trivia. My sincerest apologies to Curtis and his team, as they will surely want to know what we said in this hour, and yet must slog through our show to get to the content. I pity them. because… In this hour, we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 162: See You Soon, Id. Id. SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Jen from Say… Anything Hi guys! So this was the first week without me, Jen, as the Producer. The guys decided that the pregnancy was making me a little too emotional and me crying in the talk back had proved too much [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 161: Endust SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Game Show Radio! Check out Ross and I and a guest to be named later when we take to the airwaves at 1190AM here in Orlando, laying waste to the triviascape and frightening Curtis Earth and his team. In this, our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 160: Four Eyes Are Better Than Your Mom SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Dr. Joseph Vo and his superior optometry skillz. You made an old, feeble, sweet smelling man feel safe, and for that, we salute you! In this, our finest hour, we discussed J’s new glasses (which you can check out in our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 159: Jackass Junction SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Desert Inn Motel, Bar and Cafe. A veritable oasis of trucker diner food, nestled snugly in the vas deferens of Dear Old Florida. I highly recommend a visit, if you are ever halfway to Miami and suddenly want pie. In [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 158: Fifty-Two Pick Up SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by… SomaCow! It’s our anniversary, and we’re glad to celebrate it with you, dear listeners. Thank you to all of you that take the time to comment the blog, write Itunes reviews, vote for us on Podcast Alley, send us mail, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 157: J, J, and J - Plus, also, J. SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Uncle Jones Nothin’ Mo’ Betta BBQ. The entire staff of SomaCow (except Ross, who had a date with a cube steak and his bare hands) invaded this friendly little soul food kitchen and broke bread, then seat, then stomach together [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 156: Uncle Ray Touched Me SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Copper Rocket. From Psychobilly to Comedy, this club has it all, plus a decent beer selection. In this hour we discussed J and I’s visit to Open Mic Night, Comedy and Hecklers, and Book to Movie translations. We headed out last Thursday [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 155: You Neveh Carr SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Yes & Know Invisible Ink Games. In this episode, we discussed the Ridiculous Airplane Crises, the Deterioration of Our Nation’s Truck Stops, and Ungrateful Chinese Childrens (is they learning?) We watched United, Southwest, and American Airlines run around like massive chickens sans [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 154: Why Isn’t This Catfight Hot? SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by yardstickofdeath.com. In this, our finest hour, we discussed Saving Gasoline in your life, The Girlfight on You Tube, and The Tibet vs. China Olympic Issue. First off - In an effort to help you, our loyal listeners, make it through the coming [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 153: Quentin’s Dirty Little Fetish SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by soap. With all the filth and flarn we were tossing around as topics, it’s probably for the best that we wash something. Anything. In this hour, we discussed Quentin Tarantino’s sexual hang-ups, rogue monkeys, good and bad advertising, the scarcity of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 152: UnCommonLaw SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the fine folks at Amazon.com where Mickey and ‘The Chick-en‘ are… registered? Yes, Mickey shared some great news with us in this hour. For those of you non-engaged type folks out there, how much money would you need to make to get married? 10 [...] Listen |