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Listen in awe as three 17-18 year old New Zealanders (Anthony, Jonathan, Branko) talk on a wide range of topics with their endearing producer Jonathan Pearce. Guests and musical interludes are a common occurrence on this podcast. This podcast is 100% unscripted and unedited, so all awkward golden moments are REAL. Primary Format : Community Radio Language : Unknown Also Listed as: City : Auckland Country : New Zealand Region : OC User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Podcast iTunes Link Text Only listing of Hello, And Welcome to the Internet! Podcasts Methings.com listings of Hello, And Welcome to the Internet! Podcasts If you like this podcast, you might also like:

View the full archive of Hello, And Welcome to the Internet! Episode 31: Is There Anybody Out There? This is basically a test episode to see who the fuck is still out there. Also the very first Jono + Metcalf duet show, which, as one can imagine, leads to alot of rants and no-hold-barred silliness. Good news: We discovered the pop rocks problem, looks like our usb soundcard has gone bust, so this show was recorded using the imac onboard mic, and it sounds pretty good. Thanks Apple Corp! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 46: How Audible Is It? We can promise that this is the most raw and honest episode yet. Much of this is due to the guest, Sean Winchester, who promised to tell the whole truth about everything. If you're offended by anything said, go fuck yourself. Topics touched upon include: the most attractive girls at Macleans, Jono sending too many emails without getting results, the Mother of all energy drinks, a punchup in a bathroom and a goal in 25 seconds, among other things. Pearce was too scared to attend but hopefull ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 52: In His Dylligent Presence Long time HAWTTI friend Dylan Marshall was always going to appear on the show but this particular appearence came earlier than expected for one simple reason. Dylan (Mr. Dylligence) is a rapper. On this very special debut show he lays down a few unique, raw rhymes (including a choice hawtti intro). He goes into depth about the craft, his newly formed crew and shares some well road-tested shower tips. This sounds like a joke, but it isn't, Mr. Dylligence is exceptional. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 51: Our Proposal In this episode, their second ever live show, the boys are joined by longtime friend Stacey Brummer. She's up from Wellington so they have many questions about film productions she's working on and what the men are like there (strange, apparently). They also talk about Fashion Week faux pas, drunken bets and respond to comments from "HAWTTI: Girlfriends (coming Summer 2009)" member Katy Bond. We apologise for the missing part at the beginning, I guess you shoulda listened live, jerks. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 50: We'll Do It Live! It may have taken over two years but the boys have finally made it to fifty episodes! What have they done to celebrate this especially monmentous event? Well...nothing really. But we had a deal, and you guys broke it (we didn't get cakes). This was also the first HAWTTI episode to be broadcast live on our server and also on the Moshbox 106.7fm station (this offended some people, we're not sorry). What did we cover this week? New movies, parties, throwing pancakes in Dennys and the ever deve ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 49: Main Mann What an asshole. How dare he not like Michael Mann. I for one love Michael mann. The plots, the digital video, he's unstoppable. Romance was kinda shitty but that's to be expected from such a great man. Hey fuck you if you hate Michael Mann, I love him. He's hyper-stylised, MTV and DEFINITELY not shallow. He's done Last of the Mohicans, you got, Thief, Collateral (oh man!), The Insider (his best movie!). One of my favourite directors, for sure. Oh and fuck Branko and his opinion about Depp. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 48: Jessticulated It's a non-stop gab fest this week as the boys are joined by a...uh... girl for the first time in two(ish) years. This does not mean that they were on their best behaviour though, far from it. Jessica Prebble is very game and discusses everything from celebrities (yes including MJ) to sex and people we know. The show flows well, and Jess gives even Branko a run for his money, which is great. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 47: Boys, Branks, n' Harmony The boys sound very good in this one. It's the holidays and they've almost made it to 50 shows. Jesus, they must have a deal with someone high up to get this far. Topics touched upon include yet another Loveable Loser episode, the very successful HAWTTI hosted gig at the King's Arms, fat jerkoffs at concerts, friends offending friends and Transformers raking in the cash. Important note: yes MJ does get a mention, we had to but it's very, very brief. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 45: (I've Got Those) Bus Girl Blues Today we bring you not only one but TWO very special guests into the studio for somewhat of a reunion episode. Touted as one of the longest episodes in HAWTTI history (by us) this may almost be worth the time we made you wait for it. Among the topics discussed are: The Artisan Guns name change, some recent fan mail, the first HAWTTI event, Jono's standup debut, great burgers, faux facebooks, beautiful girls on the bus, Branko's monday from hell, and much much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 44: Shore Things Joined in the studio by a very special guest we've been trying to source for weeks, the boys churn out a fantastic show with full bore discussion from beginning to end. From recent concert reports (the Who, Coldplay) to discussions on the rights and wrong of internet piracy, the show takes a more serious turn than you might be used to. We stand up for our mate Barack Obama, Metcalf gets owned about his "Screamo" knowledge, some sweet shit on YouTube AND some fantastic television shows. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 43: Coffee & Sugar In an alternate 2009 New Zealand, HAWTTIers are part of the fabric of everyday society, and the "Doomsday Clock" - which charts Morgans' tension with Branko - is permanently set at five minutes to midnight. When one of his former colleagues is murdered, the washed-up but no less determined masked vigilante Pearce sets out to uncover a plot to kill and discredit all past and present podcasters, and therefore isn't there (again). As he reconnects with his former crime-fighting legion - a ragt ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Pilot Episode In their first ever episode, the guys discuss work stories, their greatest sandwiches and violently abuse their producer, among much else. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 1: Reverend Dobbyn In their first proper episode, the guys are joined in the studio by Oliver Carle and discuss Dave Dobbyn, the Comedy Dogs (again) and the simpsons among much else. They are quite kind to their producer this time around. Pity.My Odeo Channel(odeo/2703a87807df1818) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 2: Where in the World was the Funny? Hello and Welcome to the Internet, Teacups! The lovely folk trio come and join the guys today and play three songs for your listening pleasure. A long discussion on all things Harry Potter takes place and they also muse on how poorly the show's going WHILE IT'S IN PROGRESS (how very post modern). The top 5 has to be heard to be believed. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 3: Seagull vs. Dog In their longest (and best) show yet, the boys are joined by Hannah Lee and Matthew Hoyles to discuss Beauty and the Beast. They also find the time to muse about the Comedy Dogs, yet again + the Lastimes (two long dead Macleans institutions), think about pretentious art and talk about whether or not a seagull could actually lift up a dog, among other things.Producer Pearce has left the building.... and been replaced by Producer Calf. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 4: I Thought We Had A Deal! In this episode, the boys are alone by themselves, without any guests or even Producer Pearce. This did not deter them however and they found a whole host of things to talk about, turning in their second longest show ever. They talk about fat people, broken teeth and the reach a conclusion on the beasts mask (finally). Anthonys dad stops by for a very special, unexpected, unedited cameo. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 5: Ya Nearly Had Us There! In their longest and angriest show yet, the boys are joined by Moody Hikmet and reunited with Producer Pearce. They discuss Theatresports, read a letter from Ben Kettell, talk about classic New Zealand ads and get at each others throats. Joseph Main: You might want to steer clear of this one. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 6: Paying Our Debt The boys are back in town! In their first show since August 9th (a whole month!) they talk about all that has happened in that long, crazy period of time. Moneyman, the decline of the E! Channel, and Dylan are discussed also. We are Pearceless and guestless yet again and have kept the show to a more moderate length. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 7: I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours! Jokes! Pearce! Cocks! Brian Metcalf appears for possibly the best internet cameo ever. It all comes out in this episode, which must be heard to be believed. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Episode 8: Fair Enough In a show that may or may not have actually happened, the boys improvise their way through sex offenders, the big day out lineup and why you should/shouldn't join the forum. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website