Keith and The Girl Podcasts

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Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. Primary Format : Comedy Language : English Also Listed as: City : New York State/Province : NY Country : USA Region : NA User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Podcast iTunes Link Text Only listing of Keith and The Girl Podcasts Methings.com listings of Keith and The Girl Podcasts If you like this podcast, you might also like:

1509: 4th Annual KATGuh Awards "I know now it's like I'm stuffing the ballet, and it's almost not fair, but..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1508: Angela's Ashes "I win! Happy Christmas everybody!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1507: How Do You Feel About That? "And by the way, you were an ungrateful kid!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1506: PG-13 "Well I don't know this bitch you have for a kid!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1505: In Your Facebook "He ended up, of course, jumping off a bridge and killing himself." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1504: What About Keith? "Keep it there! Keep your dick lodged in his asshole!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1503: The Help "I want the sex now." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1502: Bloop "You ready to straw dog a bitch?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1501: The One After 1500 "The superhero I wanted to be was Batman. Not because of the gadgets; I just wanted my fuckin' parents dead." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1500: It's So You "She said, 'Go, just don't have fun.'" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1499: Birthday Sex "Mom, turn it off now." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1498: Since Time Vegan "I'm the best! Fuck you!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1497: The Hustlers Club "I think you have to push her off a you!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1496: Thinking Ahead "You’re trying to piss him off! Are you not trying to piss – what are you trying to do?!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1495: The Loopdy-Doos "I was hit with a baton on the leg and pepper-sprayed simultaneously." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1494: Horsing Around "I shouldn't have showered with those kids." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1493: Love & Marriage "It's very hard to believe this." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1492: State Penn "There was some horsing around going on in the showers." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1491: Guy Code "You will hear from my attorney." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1490: Making Good Impressions "I'm here because I believe in R.A.P.E. - Reaction Against Predatory Enemies." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1489: And With Your Spirit "I really wanted to go down. I was gonna cum on everybody that ran past me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1488: Life & Style "Do I get paid if I fuckin' hit this guy?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1487: Hate The Game "I know you're very upset because I hurt your feelings, but..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1486: God's Plan "Let me out, or I'm gonna open this raft." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1485: Holey Frack "I got dizzy from rolling my eyes in their face!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1484: Handle with Care "It's cutthroat! It is cutthroat backstage!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1483: Battlefield "I looked at the first guy, and I go, 'I will burn this whole fuckin' place down.'" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1482: Rage "It's your fault, and fuck you!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1481: Change "Now you can fuck my mom." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1480: Poon "I'm not looking at you guys like you're crazy. I'm looking at you like you're sad." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1479: Blastemy: The Legend of Barry Sobel "I pity the fool that won't suck my dick!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1478: Bodily Dysfunctions "I fuck my girlfriend for miles, if you think about it." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1477: The Human Centipede 2 "Ugh, the zillion-dollar question." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1476: Tears for Fears "Can you stop trusting me? My heart can't handle it!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1475: Easy Breezy, Smoove Move and The Girl "You throw your booze on a bitch, man, shit - get the fuck out." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1474: PANIC! "Why you looking at my flap?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1473: The Economics of Comedy "I'm outta here. Fuck this." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1472: On the Rebound "Mother always peed with the door open." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1471: Ted's American Dream? "I think it would've been better if I was passed out." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1470: Breaking Bad "That's another reason that, that we were hesitant to talk about it. It's fucking embarrasing." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1469: A Nut Too Many "Listen, I think I would know what you do in your sleep better than you, because I’m awake." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1468: Sheer Heart Attack "Thank you, Dr. Malley, for conducting this vital research!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1467: Pray No More "I saved your life? Well stop wasting mine." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1465: Chicken Kiev "Every roommate I ever had: I had a plan devised on how I'd beat them up." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1464: Missing You "Kat was great and may I say Keith great job on that one Ace TEN. Makes me want to steal one of my Friends girls." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1463: Cleanup Time "Who cares if they think we're racist. Just go!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1462: The Parent Trap "To you, dancing is putting your dick between someone’s ass cheeks. You’re dancing now. Now you’re a dancer." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1461: Know Your Audience "Fuck you! Now I'm writin' your jokes. Go fuck yourself!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1460: Elvis Lives "Get a tattoo, and quit fuckin' cryin'." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1459: Call It! "My pussy is not a stack of cash!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1458: The Roast Master "I had to keep reminding myself what a fuckin' douche he was." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1457: True Science "He might need to die." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1456: The Hydrangea "I had a stick, so, of course, y'know, I pick up the underwear to see the damage done. And there is damage I've never seen." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1455: The French Art of Sexual Love "It's time to get your shit together." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1454: Double Standard "I can't be bad after I put that dick in the place of my pussy ga ga Goh-OH!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1453: The Difficult Brown "The jury heard my point. Withdrawn." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1452: Survival of the Fattest "You can fuckin' do it. I didn't expect to cunt be here, and now you twats can do it too. Believe me shit." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1451: Irene "I'm telling you this is dangerous. Get the fuck out." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1450: The Rescuers "I'm going head first into this asshole." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1449: Little Baby Faggot Strikes Again "There's nothing more awful than what you just told me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1448: New York Tough Guys "My fingertips started tingling. I sincerely did not know what was happening." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1447: Label Whore "Okay! What else do you want? Bye!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1446: The Reviews are In "I get walked on! Worst thing I coulda ever said!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1445: Hurts So Good "I put my head in the freezer door, and I slammed it in the freezer door." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1444: For the Ladies "I will take a charlie horse for the pure satisfaction of watching a sweet left hook land on a barely-formed skull." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1443: Superhero "You need a superhero!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1442: RIP Jani Lane "People play the fuck." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1441: Twat? "Look at my computer. Is this your dick?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1440: What a Riot! "Who's in my house?!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1439: Tough Titties "I'm just saying: I caughtchya." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1438: Parallel Thinking "You rhymed? While she's giving $20 head?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1437: Into the Wild "I guess you work for yourself, so you can look like that." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1436: Paranoid "Something's off, 'cause I don't understand this whole story, and I should be able to. Goodbye." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1435: Rock Bottom "Quit stealing my jokes or I'll kill you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1434: Fix It! "I did research with my body!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1433: Beautiful "It just sounds disgusting. I - I'm being dead serious." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1432: Moneytalks "If you never talk about it, maybe some women are confused." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1431: Free to Go "Sorry! This just in! Fuck Hitler!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1430: Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone "Did you get nasty dirty looks?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1429: Something to Believe In "Do you get a 'sucking five dicks' vibe from me?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1428: News of the World "I guess that's what goes up my ass?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1427: Self-Aware "You fuckin' Judas asshole... y'know? You, you're one of us!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1426: Mind-Altering "He then started bashing my head into a large rock." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1425: Terrible, Horrible People "I couldn't be nicer!!!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1424: The Heming Way "Wow." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1423: The Game of Life "If we reach a certain amount, we're gonna fuck on the next video." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1422: Spooning and Forking "I don't mind getting hit in the face, but I know it's coming from a very fun place." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1421: Isolated Incidents "If there's a dude with a penis I'd be so happy.   - Ray DeVito" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1420: Green Dragon "You left me for dead." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1419: POWER "I have a right to be tried in three months when I fake a rape!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1418: Just the Tip "That's how I lost my virginity." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1417: Missed Connections "I stir things with my dick. Maybe you heard a me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1416: Straight from the Tap "You ready for today's, uh... prolapsed anus story?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1415: Knowing is Half the Battle "I think I'm still high as a kite." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1414: Game of Thrones "'Don't push too hard.' He goes, 'You don't want your asshole to fall out. My asshole fell out.'" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1413: Faster Than the Speed of Love "They're looking for tits. They're not looking for fingering." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Stay Inside trailer KATG.com/store Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1412: Don't Talk to Strangers "Really? 'Cause I raw dog it." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1411: Closing Time "Getting a knife in your back when you're asking for a beer is charm." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1410: No Dancing "I was getting a blow job, but this guy's just a freak!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1409: Hard and Fast "EDITED TO ADD: Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1408: Pizza Be With You "Guess where my phantom dick is now?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1407: Child Rapist's Lawyer "I don't mean to be so dramatic, but I have to have a little integrity." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1405: Have a Laugh "That's clearly your worst quality." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1404: A Rat Like Me "I wonder what our neighbors think sometimes." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1403: Gotcha! "You get a nice tart, a bird, it's like bosh! bosh! bosh!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1402: Who Let the Porn Out "Rape is so funny." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1401: Weiner Weiner Chicken Deiner "Didn't I do the sexy move for you?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1400: Pump and Dump "Worry about staying alive." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1399: The Hardest Job in the World "Move over jewel-making kikes. There's a new indulgence in town." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1398: Ridiculous "Look the fuck around. Obviously I'm right." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1397: The Forgiven "Hug the toilet! It's Saturday!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1396: Man of the People "There's nobody out there that's nice." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1395: Women are the Best "I heard a knock on the door, and I wadded up real quick." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1394: It Smells "Is this not a good thing to say on air and into the microphone?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1393: The Rapture "How many women have you tasted?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1392: Liar Liar "I KNOW YOU WERE THERE! TELL ME THE TRUTH!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1391: All That Glitters "This is angering you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1390: Moral Dilemma "I say everybody announce that you're a comedian, and you can do whatever you want." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1389: Ask Keith "What the fuck do I give a fuck you're spinnin' around a little bit?!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1388: Mushroom Head "Am I gonna be stuck like this forever?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1387: Raise Your Voice "What a sketchy sketchy answer." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1386: Who Let the Spoils Out "It looked like he was ready to cry, and I just walked out." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1385: God of Spoilers "If there's an episode of Batman that made you cry, please give it to me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1384: I am Woman "Here's $60. Can I kick you in the face?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1384: I am Woman "Here's $60. Can I kick you in the face?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1383: Human Touch "I'm talkin' tits, crotch - everything." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1382: Sucked In "You SHOULD be cringing." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1381: Take This Poll "What do you mean it's gonna be okay?!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1380: Set Tasers to Stun "I think that's what you heard because you're so sensitive." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1379: Osama bin Laden is Dead "The more you say it, the more I'm happy about this day." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATG Match Game Trailer Ben Lerman hosts the star-studded big money KATG Match Game 2011 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1378: Hobo with a Shotgun "If I ever see you again, I will kill you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1377: The McDolphin "I'm not doin' it! I'm not fuckin' your friend!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1376: High Times "I look down and there's Trey's pants on the floor." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1375: Shit Take "They’re actually really horrified when they see how mean it is." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1374: Cancelled "What is the point? It can only bring harm." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 36: The King Long live The King! Richard Ochoa, aka ElvisRico, explains his KATG tattooed murals. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1373: Triple Rush "It was infuriating me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1372: On the Mark "You're the meanest guy we know." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1371: Cakewalk "Lemme see when I can get ya in for the suckin' 'n fuckin'!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1370: Eating with the Enemy "You're gonna see a blow job on stage, for starters." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1369: Ask, and Ye Shall Receive "I’ll pepper spray your dickhole! Shut the fuck up!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1368: Poke! “I scared the shit out her. Like she was - I was just spinning out of control.” Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1367: Bucket List "Some people, they feel tricked. You want it to happen." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1366: American Pimp "I'm here with you. Keep suckin'." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1365: Passive Interest "I hate this fuckin' day." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1364: Deenie "Charlie Sheen is winning so much that this morning he forgot to ________ the toilet bowel." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1363: Dear Diary "It's cool. We have our eye on you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1362: Happy to Serve You "This is when dickheads turn pro." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1361: Apocalypse Me "And that's when I let it go, but I was upset." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1360: For the Love of God "Make your words mean something." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1359: Shit Happens "Guess what's in my ass." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1358: Heavenly Creatures "Dillon, is your dick in the peanut butter again?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1357: No Things Considered "I want my radio shows to smell like napalm." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1356: Well Enough "Why not get on drugs?" 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1348: Bite the Apple "Did you say coke would calm you down?” Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1347: Born This Way "If you weren't sitting down, sit down now." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1346: Reach for the Sky "I shat my socks." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1345: Next Level "Any volunteers to impregnate me? I need lots of cum & will stay on my back so it won't leak out as much." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1344: Inside the Octagon "Winner!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1343: Breathe Easy "If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1342: Sampling the Feta "I wasn't prepared for how sad it actually would be." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1341: Fat Bottomed Girls "Is it still racism if you're right?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1340: Stand Up "This is why you listen live." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1339: Fox News "They're sticking their dick in your head!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1338: (14) Days of Dave "Jesse Joyce is writing in. He says, "I'm sorry." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1337: The Newlywed Game "Alright; get off each other." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1336: Pre-Cum "We're all liars and sex maniacs." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1335: The Kansas City Uncle "It says, 'MOMMY DENIED YOU.' Do you know how that feels?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1334: It's Har-rerd! "There's a sweet vulnerability in the room right now." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1333: RIP Keith Malley "Keith had a dedication to suicide, but Ray did not." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1332: End of Days "If I win, I'm gonna collect the $25. If I lose, I'm gonna kill myself." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1331: Doggone It "You know, you gotta quit beatin' your dog." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1330: Slacktivism "Please like domestic violence." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1329: One Face, One Race "She tried to fuck me on the bed! I swear to God!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1328: Splice "Didn't eat breakfast. Was absolutely drunk. But it was so much fun!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1327: Reverse Brainwashing "It might stink, but that smell was Me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1326: Southern Charm "My dad's being an asshole." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1325: The More You Know "I want the young kids to come out to my penis." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1324: The Hard Sell "I'm gonna stop you right there, and I'm gonna tell you the truth." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1323: This Show is Free "Fuck your baby, Keith." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1322: Asterisk "Not to be a dick or anything..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1321: Crazy Bitch "She lied to me, Keith Malley." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1320: Got Milk? "Please do not jack off in front of me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1319: Catfish "I'm about to enter your catfish." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1318: Oh No! "I just got Venus Flytrapped." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1317: Prince Oak "I feel sorry for everybody in this room but me." 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 36: Potluck 195: Tattletales (BEGIN-17:00) New Year's, wine anxiety, Dick Clark, and the prodigal Chemda visits her folks. 165: The Girl, M.D. (14:30-36:30) Keith's quaint little teen rebellion, the subtle distinction between farts and faaahts, mixing fun pills with funner booze, and WifeSwap. 170: In The Barrio (41:00-54:00) Some Curry controversy, and a drunken night out with The Grabber. 173: Free Booze (25:30-32:45) Dead mouse in the ... 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More from the fascinating career of hooker booking. 185: I Have a Bomb (35:30-42:00) Britney makes decent jerk-fodder. 186: Love Letters (39:30-54:00) Brad's breakup letter and more relationship origins. 191: So Sue Me (18:45-26:50) Jizz on the carpet, and jizz from above. 192: Cinnamon Bread (2:30-4:30) A brief follow-up from the goo bomba ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 34: A Lotta Spunk Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 33: Mary the Cunt 195: Tattletales (17:00-41:45) Keith lands an office temp job, and has a bad first day... 196: Revenge (0:30-13:15, 42:30-46:00) ...a worse second day... 197: Mission Accomplished (BEGIN-0:45, 13:30-30:05) ...but a triumphant third and final day. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 33: Mary the Cunt Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 32: Hitting the Pavement 177: It's Not Me, It's You (7:30-30:00) A critique of the film "Fever Pitch" lapses into a discussion of Boston, ex-girlfriend Kara, and marathon tomfoolery. 178: Find Keith a Job (BEGIN to 34:00) Keith goes temporarily insane, and think he's a douchey morning jock. Topics include interns, money trouble, maid service, job hunting, resumes, and Chemda's chealing chands. 181: Finish Her! (33:15-41:15) The One-Eyed Jedi strikes again. ... 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 30: Sorry, Larry (Expo, Part Two) 171: Rockstar (29:15-50:45) More convention talk, and Chemda runs into an old flame. 174: Smell the Roses (27:15-38:30) The rather interesting story of podcaster Corby of The Twisted Pickle lapses into infidelity talk. 184: How to Build a Resume (22:00-30:00) Podshow wants you to QYDJ, and all it costs is your eternal soul. 173: Free Booze (BEGIN-25:30) Pilfering beverages from all the expo parties, and that BroLo guy again. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 29: Expo, Part One 168: Venus and My Cock (BEGIN-15:15, 20:00-34:00) From Venice, CA. Keith and Chemda dangerously set up all their gear in the hotel room to bitch about the flight out. Keith does some crippled dancing at a Bat Mitzvah, and SpongeBob meets a one-eyed pirate. 169: Nice to Know Ya, California (BEGIN-17:45) Having had a chance to absorb a first impression, Keith and Chemda talk about LA, meet some fans, and discuss Drinker's Dumps, post offices and politics. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 28: My Mom Would Be So Proud 188: Encore (38:30-40:30) Chemda meets a pretty girl at the airport. 181: Finish Her! (7:30-24:30) Chemda and "Miss X" go for a late night massage. 189: Three's Company (12:15-27:30) "Quizzical in Queens" wants to know how to manage a menage. 190: Sexual Content (11:15-23:00) All about hittin' the ass, and Keith's little friend. 183: Business Solutions (15:00-22:30) Chemda turns thirty, and contemplates her new ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 28: My Mom Would Be So Proud Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 27: Johnsons, Greenwich, Dickheads 164: Lo Ya-Fe (5:00-38:00) Classic Clown Monday, featuring Double Dare in a padded room in Connecticut, and the Genesis of Glitter Revenge. 167: Movin' On Up (30:00-46:00) Chemda encounters a group of fragrant pop 'n lockers, and does a Glamour Girl diva-job in a diva-room with no electrical diva-outlets. 180: Idiot Box (1:00-6:00) Keith parties with some young paint-huffers. 186: Love Letters (8:00-23:00) Keith gets promoted ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1100: Leave It Alone "Can't grab a dick with a backhand." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1100: Leave It Alone "Can't grab a dick with a backhand." 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Mom just discovered Google!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1048: The Mamas & the Papas "Be careful! Mom just discovered Google!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 25: Myq Kaplan 100 for 30: Myq Kaplan Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 25: Myq Kaplan 100 for 30: Myq Kaplan Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1047: Hell-A "I hate doing this talk show! I hate it!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1046: Chicken Fucker "Justice runs on Little Baby Faggot Time." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1046: Chicken Fucker "Justice runs on Little Baby Faggot Time." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1045: Oh God, Where Art Thou? "Your lips are a hot dog bun. Want a picnic? I'll bring the meat. 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