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The very best of the “Cornucopia Radio Show”, broadcast every month on SheffieldLive 93.2fm. Featuring sketches, jokes, music, radio plays and unbridled creative madness. Think of it like dental floss; for your mind!!! Primary Format : Comedy Language : Unknown Also Listed as: City : sheffield User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Podcast iTunes Link Text Only listing of Peter Beeston Podcasts Methings.com listings of Peter Beeston Podcasts If you like this podcast, you might also like:

Cornucopia Radio Podcast 31: The Bluff Cove Disaster The ‘Bluff Cove Disaster’ is our new radio play; taking place during the end of the ‘Falklands War’. As one man's obsession leads to a mistake that no one will ever forget... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 30: Green After vandalising a local bowling green; Michael, a young troubled teen is forced to help repair the damage he’s done and learn the implications of his actions. While there, he finds himself taken under the wing of ‘Ted’; who wants to help Michael get his life back on track. But life; like the game of bowls, isn’t as simple as it first seems. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 29: Thanks to Harry Thanks to Harry, is a new production written by Phil Ryan from Storm-Productions and produced by the creative team here at Cornucopia Radio. It tells the tale of someone who uses his skills as a magician to help create a better life from himself, his friends and the woman he loves. Because remember, sometimes what you see isn't necessarily what you see... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 28 If you’re reading this; then we’d like to give you a little bit of advice. You should really download this podcast. Yes granted, we’re not that impartial, especially considering as it’s our own product. But where else are you going to find a comedy sketch podcast featuring: interplanetary warfare, philosophy funk parties, Antarctic-treks, the damaged mind of Godzilla, time paradoxes and an exclusive relaxation mixtape by Michael Bay? Don’t bother answering by the way as we’re b ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 27: The Lost Tales of Sherlock Holmes Some might have thought these stories lost for an eternity, but we’ve found them! So we’re proud to present, a new selection of some of the most unusual and amazing adventures to befall our favourite pipe smoking detective: ‘Sherlock Holmes’. Written and performed by the ever insightful Christopher Bellamy. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 26: Fractured Lives ‘Fractured Lives’ explores how the First World War literally fractured lives. The war’s many casualties were not just amongst the dead. There were the men maimed and disabled with scars that would blight the rest of their lives. The play also has resonance for the present day, as wars and international conflicts continue to fracture lives, leaving scars and injuries that can last a lifetime. Today men still return from war’s ‘theatre’ to play out new roles that they have not cho ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 25: Halloween Special Have you ever felt the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, the chills going up your spine until you feel like you have to shake this feeling off your back? No matter how silly it feels? Or how about those times when you feel like someone is looking over your shoulder? So much so, that you can almost feel someone breathing down your neck? Listening to this podcast, as you are right now; alone in a darkened room, the disturbing feelings become stronger than ever and so intense that you ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 24: A Grave Reunion Steven Hutchinson was on his way to meet an old friend; somebody from his past for whom a dark secret had once been hidden. Yet, as he crossed the road and approached the location they'd arranged to meet, he found himself trying to comprehend a myriad of emotions and questions he wasn’t sure he ever wanted the answer to. He never saw the car that hit him that day. The car that killed him... A Grave Reunion is the new Poetry-Play from Nick Card, telling the story of four friends coming ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 23: Commander Awesome Who is faster than a speeding stock market crash, more powerful than a government bailout, and able to leap tall employment figures in a single bound? Yes! It's Commander Awesome & Liberty Lad, and in times of severe fiduciary strife; they are the only superhero duo you will ever need (especially if you're also a keen purchaser of high quality ex-superhero items on ebay) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 22: Martians Never Die 'Martians Never Die' is the next in our series of updated radio sci-fi pieces from the forties and fifties. Re-recorded with new actors, modern sound effects and atmospheric music. During these productions we try to stick to the original script as closely as possible; in-turn seeking to create modern, yet strangely old fashioned pieces of radio drama. What is the ideal bodyguard? The most ferocious looking? The most efficient killer? Or the most devoted? On Earth, you might find a combina ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 21: The Lock It was a long, late night and Julie finds herself being woken up from a dreamworld by Karen, her best friend since childhood. Together, on this bright morning they will discuss many things, including their past, present and future. And maybe they’ll find out why Julie left the front door unlocked... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 20: Digging Deep ‘Digging Deep’ tells the story of a community and a friendship that struggled to survive during the 1984-85 ‘Miner’s Strike’. Two people coming together for the first time in 25 years. Remembering the decisions that they had to make and the consequences that were bound to follow... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 19 It’s the start of a new year, but that isn’t going to stop us! In fact nothing is going to stop us now; as we produce yet another haphazardly constructed and poorly thought out comedy podcast! This month featuring: snowmen, cardboard people, insurance companies, the titanic, ducks & dogs & cows, inserted radios, sex shops and trainee airline pilots. Oh, and a free ‘Air Pie with Oxygen Filling’ for every new podcast subscriber... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 18: Hitting The Wall It is said that Pheidippides, an Athenian herald, was sent to Sparta to request help when the Persians landed at Marathon, running 150 miles in just two days. After this, he then ran another 25 miles from the battlefield near the town of Marathon to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia in the Battle of Marathon with the word "Νενικήκαμεν", meaning 'We have won'. He then collapsed and died on the spot due to exhaustion. Many years later; in the town of Sheffield, we f ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 17 The meaning of ‘Three’ is all about the union of two parts to create a unique whole. That point of union forms the fruit of knowledge; it is our access point to unlimited potential. Because if ‘One’ represents force, and ‘Two’ represents an opening, then ‘Three’ is the birthing of true wisdom through a forced opening. So, let us ‘force your opening’ with the “Free by Three” special. Starting with “Falling”, a tale about the denial of gravity. Then later on you� ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 16 We’ll start with long slow phone-call before we move onto an empty restaurant, there’s a guinea pig... in a bowl of soup....yeah that’s right...soup! Then we’ll wait, we’ll let you try to take in what you’ve just heard. Then boom! You’re in deep space, didn’t see that one coming; did you? We’ll knock you down onto the ground with a quick one-two! Dog sedatives and 'Junking the Junk'. You won’t know what hit you. Finally you’ll think it’s all over, after all why wo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 15 Three important characters stand on a windy hilltop. One is known as Rock, the strongest and bravest of the group. Another calls herself Scissors; she is as sharp as she is deadly. Finally, struggling to avoid being blown away in the wind, we find Paper. He is flat. He is nothing else. Elsewhere a string puppet is entering a brothel for the first time in his life. He wants to bang wood (without getting a splinter!). Meanwhile, a TV plays to itself in a shop window. The show Backpeddle is j ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 1 Welcome to the first podcast; in this compressed but concise package: You�ll find out why the internet was invented, discover how to put together flat pack furniture, listen to the colour blue, learn to cook with Mr �Worrall Thompson� and you might even manage to catch 40 winks near the end. It�s like drain cleaner, BUT FOR YOUR HEAD!!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 14: Fishing ‘Fishing’ tells the story of a son’s last ditch attempts at connection and reconciliation with his dying father Frank; who as the cancer takes over his body, is becoming increasingly bitter and frustrated at the prospect of losing control over what little time he has left. In the hospice, he dreams of one last “adventure” of his own, a return to one of his favourite fishing spots to ‘hit’ a Tench or two and sink a Pint of Kington’s at ‘The Royal’. Realising that time i ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 13 I was trying to think the other day, about how old I might have been when I first heard about it. It’s odd, a memory like that you’d imagine would be seared into my very brain, but no… I’d guess, I was maybe seven or eight. I do recall a friend saying his uncle had bought one and he’d seen it himself. Of course, all kids lie and looking back now; I suspect at that age he wouldn’t have actually recognised one if it was stood next to him. However, later in life as you enter your ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 12: The House You stand in front of the door. You hand held in mid-air, posed to knock upon the harsh wooden surface. But you don’t. You barely move at all. Instead, you let the gentle summer breeze wash over you. You’re scared! Scared of entering “The House”... “The House” is a new concept poetry play. Previously produced by the ‘Cornucopia Team’ as an album release for ‘Amnesty International’ and now available as an exclusive podcast. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 11: Music Special The first instalment of an occasional series where we get to play some excellent music from a selection of our good friends and Cornucopia contacts. If you want to get your own tunes played in the future, make sure you drop us a line and we’ll see what we can do. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 10 Fermat’s last theorem said if an integer n is greater than 2, then the equation a + b = c has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c. Which is just silly when you think about it. Instead, listen to this; we’ve got Banksy, Ronnie Corbett, Anthony Worrall Thompson, spam emails, M.C Escher, and a history of medicine. We've got it all... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 9: Xmas Special! Santa is having a rather bad 2008. First of all, he�s had all the money in his landsbanki bank account suspended, quickly followed by the discovery of a series of offensive messages left on his answerphone from two out of control BBC DJ�s. Elsewhere, a selection of unemployed high street bankers are having to go out carol singing to make some money this Christmas, but pretty soon a better idea presents itself... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 8: The Archie and Cilla Show Beleaguered controversial northern post-industrial amnesiac dot.communist entrepreneur Ray Christmas resides herbaholically in just one of his edge-of-the-city mansions where, holed up with his unwitting personal pharmacist, cinematographer and biographer, the two manage to leverage his global majority shareholding in the totally fixed and failing Baby-bond futures market by selling the crudely written, filmed and directed feline soap opera - �The Archie & Cilla Show� - to an overindulgent ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Archie and Cilla: Theme Music Theme music to the radio play: "The Archie and Cilla Show" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 3 To create the following podcast, you will need: The city of Rome, a tank full of petrol, some dog liver, a busy art gallery, plus some kind of pocket computer. Make sure you mix with �Great Gusto� and then leave out in the sun until it becomes a public nuisance. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 7: Halloween Special In a very special edition of the cornucopia podcast, we present some short spooky stories and poems, all written and performed by the cast. �Blood and Tears� features a typewriter with a thirst for blood and �Everything will be Okay� tells a story about the fall of humanity and a flesh eating virus. We�ll also challenge you to listen to Gloomy Sunday without taking a very long sleep that can last a lifetime. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 6 Stop, look and listen. Once you�ve done that, start out by checking out our credit crunch report or some startling courtroom dramas. Then settle down for a little �Chicken and Fox� action, followed by the �News at Zen�. Please note; Ronnie Corbett has been banned from the studio... Look it clear we�re going nowhere. So you better get used to us!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 5 The door to this podcast is always open, mainly due to mechanical failure. So look inside for fighting fonts, Yorkshire clich�s, a guide to stalking, answer-phone messages and funky philosophy. Are you even reading this?? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 4 This podcast will fit you like a suit of armour. It�s perfect, it works; don�t change a thing!!! You�ll start with a full introduction to the �Police Academy� before taking a very quick visit to Mars (take a jacket, it�ll be chilly). Once you return, will have a look at your horoscope, before trying on some �Cruel Shoes�. To end your day, we�ll all take a quick spin in the �Large Hedron Collider� Look, I�m not meant to be telling you this, but you�ve only got 31 minutes to live. So, you ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cornucopia Radio Podcast 2 Listen on your ipod, listen on your computer. Listen while enjoying the sunshine. Listen while jogging. Listen while having a drink. Listen while poking a badger with a stick. Listen, listen, listen! This week we have: Armies, Sherlock Holmes, Office Zombies, Ronnie Corbett, Moon Landings, and eyeball gouging... If you like it; try and tell 6 people about the podcast, then get them to tell six other people and so on and so on. By law if we do this enough, Kevin Bacon will end up listeni ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website