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About Last NightWant two sandwiches? Don’t want to wait? This two pack of Weatherworks CH6565 HomeCookin 2 Slice Toasters can provide four simultaneous pieces of toast. It’s like a dream come true!Hello? Hey, man, you’ll never believe this. No, I can’t talk much louder, I got lucky last night. Yeah, I did! Even better, there’s two of them! Twins! Yeah! I know, man, I know! They’re in the kitchen right now, so I can talk, but I can’t talk for long. They’re a two pack of Weath ...

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Who Needs A DVD Player?It’s like a silver screen… except for the silver part.Family never understands. Friends never agree with you. You don’t need anyone. Just the film stars. They’ll keep you company.The Westinghouse 14.1” Digital Photo Frame has a strikingly large LCD display with 1280×800 resolution. Unlike other, smaller, lesser digital frames, the Westinghouse 14.1” Digital Photo Frame lets you see everything exactly how it was meant to be. Orson Welles in front of a ...

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Samsung Bluetooth Headset

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Egana National Geographic Watch

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Kingston 8GB Class 4 SDHC Card– 2 Pack - $19.99

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Dirt Devil Kurv Cordless Vacuum Cleaner - $19.99

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PowerSquid - 2 Pack

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Kodak 7” Digital Picture Frame with Quick Touch Border - $39.99

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Medisana Back Pain Relief System

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Ion Audio Portable USB Turntable - $49.99

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Ion Audio Portable USB Turntable

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RECARO Como Convertible Carseat

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Garrity 1 Watt Luxeon® LED Spotlight - 2 Pack

And Yet, It Moves Physical Law As Observed Through Manipulation Of The Garrity KS200 1 Watt LED Spotlight by the 4th Grade Boys of Mr. Gilchrist’s Class Introduction: The project was undertaken to test the theory that the Garrity KS200 1 Watt Luxeon® LED Spotlight is the lightest, brightest spotlight on the market with a non-slip rubber pistol grip. Hypothesis: That the Garrity Luxeon® LED Spotlight will prove to be a useful accessory for a car, boat or home that requires light ...

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Garrity 1 Watt Luxeon® LED Spotlight - 2 Pack

And Yet, It Moves Physical Law As Observed Through Manipulation Of The Garrity KS200 1 Watt LED Spotlight by the 4th Grade Boys of Mr. Gilchrist’s Class Introduction: The project was undertaken to test the theory that the Garrity KS200 1 Watt Luxeon® LED Spotlight is the lightest, brightest spotlight on the market with a non-slip rubber pistol grip. Hypothesis: That the Garrity Luxeon® LED Spotlight will prove to be a useful accessory for a car, boat or home that requires light ...

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Casio Exilim 9MP Digital Camera

Choose Your Own Point SpreadGreetings, gridiron enthusiasts, mid-level advertising executives, hot-wing addicts, and jockstrap fanciers!Congrats, (Pittsburgh/Arizona) fans, on your (unprecedented sixth/first-ever) supervictory! Some game tonight, huh? Of course, we wrote this long before the (Steel Curtain/Big Red) took the trophy in a (nail-biting, heart-stopping thriller that will go down in history/dull blowout that nobody will remember by March). But as diehard fair-weather fans, we’r ...

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Klipsch RF-25 Floorstanding Loudspeaker (pair) - $499.99

Follow That KlipschIt was past six and I was all ready to wheel my hack back to the garage. But I musta forgot to switch off my sign.Because when I stopped at a red light the back doors opened and two passengers got in. I was about to turn around and tell them I was off duty, but when I got a look at ‘em, I shut up cold at the sheer oddity of the scene. They were twins, and they couldn’ta been more than a few inches over three feet tall. Not that I see color, you know, but they were bla ...

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Pure Digital Flip Ultra Series F260 Camcorder - $79.99

The Purest Form Of TheaterIn a dangerous world, you’re either on or off, and there’s no going back. You gotta make your decisions fast, and make ‘em count.The Pure Digital Flip Ultra has no fast forward, rewind or pause buttons. See where I’m going with this? That’s right, it forces you to be immediate. Artistic. Goddardian. You’ll have to push your acting skills to the limit. Every gesture, every movement, all in one single, perfect, economic 2GB 60 minute take that can be move ...

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eMachines 2GHz Widescreen Notebook with Linux

Let The Right Ones In So you know, this notebook comes loaded with an OS that isn't very usable. We recommend installing Ubuntu, or any OS you like. If you’ve got skills, have at it. If not, have a drink.Notebooks, man. Everybody’s going to want one this year. Everybody. You, me, the guy at the deli, the entire cast of “How I Met Your Mother,” everybody. For real. It’s going to be the Year of the Notebook! You heard it here first. OK, so do you know what that means? I’ll tell y ...

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USB Missile Launcher – 2 Pack - $34.99

Who Says Conflict Resolution Has To Be Boring?Emily, this email might seem bizarre, but so is that unflattering low-cut top you’re wearing. (You know, you really need a little more up front to pull off that look.)We’ve never talked about it, but we both know it. The “helpful” corrections of each other’s weekly reports. The backhanded compliments about each other’s shoes. The suggestions for low-calorie recipes we exchange at every company meal. I’m sure to the rest of the offi ...

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Philips 42” 1080p LCD HDTV

A Clear Picture…Of Madness?Peer into the future…the crisp, vivid hi-definition future…it’s hard to tell through the mystic fog, but trust us, it looks great.Hmmm…this email from my friend Trent says if I grab the book nearest to me, turn to page 47, and read the 6th line, it’ll tell me my fortune. Huh. Sounds fun, I guess. But I’m sitting right next to my bookcase, so they’re all equally near to me. I’ll just grab one at random…let’s see…page 47, 6th line, here it is ...

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Wolfking Warrior Game Pad Keyboard - $15.99

Bachelor KeypadDo I like Wolfking Warriors? I don’t know, I’ve never wolfked a warrior before.Melissa: So, how’d it go last night? I want details, girl! Angie: Well…it was great! He was great! I was great! Everything was great! Melissa: So what’s he like? Angie: He’s, he’s so…different. I mean, good different. He’s got this cute round body and this ergonomic layout, and he’s so precise and quick. He looks great in any color – blue, white, green, pink, red, whatever. An ...

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iRobot Roomba 415 with Bonus Charging Dock and Filter Pack

Are We Roomba Or Are We Dancer?The home of today isn’t about chocolate brown carpets and bronze Zodiac signs. But trends can change in a heartbeat! You need an emotionless friend who will never judge. Especially you, @erinannie.Cleaning? You didn’t do it when you were six, you’re sure not going to start now. Besides, you need that free time to shop for white belts and to learn how to be quirky and ironic. Doing things like playing Sheena Easton’s “Sugar Walls” on a hammered dulc ...

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Polaroid High Definition Digital Camcorder

The Player Be careful what you ask for. You might get it. Kyle, wait. Wait. I can’t relax.” “What? What is it? I thought you were-” “No, it’s not you, really. It’s just… I feel like we’re being watched.” “Watched? That’s crazy! There’s no one here but me and you, baby.” “I know, Kyle, but I can’t help but… wait… do you see that?” “See what, baby?” “Kyle, is that… Oh my God! Kyle! Is that a Polaroid High Definition Digital Camcorder sittin ...

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Philips 47" 1080p 120Hz LCD HDTV with Perfect Pixel HD Engine - $899.99

I Ain’t Saying She’s A Gold-DiggerWith 47 inches of full HD majesty and picture-enhancing features like Natural Motion and Perfect Pixel, there’s no better escape hatch from your desperate, unfulfilling life.OK, baby, OK. First, let me say, I’m sorry I made you throw that hairdryer at me by offering you that crappy TV the other day. I should know better by now. You’re accustomed to living a certain lifestyle. A special lady like you needs a certain level of TV to be happy. I get i ...

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Kingston SD4/8GB 8GB SDHC Class 4 Flash Card

Oh, Never Mind—Thought You Meant “Thyme,” The Herb, Which We Actually Do Save In A Little JarUnlike the flash cards you used to have in school, this Kingston job will not help you learn to tell analog time or expand your French vocab.If I could save stuff on a flash cardThe flash card that I’d like to useIs an SDHC 8-gig Kingston Class 4 cardAssuming it got good reviewsIf I could store two hours of videoOn my Kingston flash card doo-dadI’d use my old point-and-shoot cam like a cam ...

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HP Pavilion 2GHz Dual Core Entertainment Tablet - $699.99

A Little Spanish FleaYou spend your whole life looking for the right one, and then, just when you give up, there it is. On sale.Welcome to Techluv, where we put the up in upgrade! I’m your host, Pep Winklemore! As you know, the name of the game is to let one lucky lady pick out her favorite from three lucky pieces of technology. And today she’ll be choosing between a HP Pavilion tx2525nr Entertainment Tablet PC, a brand new cutting edge IdonIs, and one of those old handhe ...

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Sandisk Clip 1GB MP3 Player

Hello and welcome to Village Towne Landing, the tri-county area’s premier apartment community for young professional singles! We hope you’re as excited to move in as we are to have you. To get the most out of your new apartment home, please familiarize yourself with the following community policies and procedures. HOUSEKEEPING: It’s important that Village Towne Landing offer a sanitary environment to every resident. Excessive filth encourages disease, pests, and immorality. Therefore, ...

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Lockjaw Self-Adjusting Locking Pliers - 2 Pack

Lockjaw Self-Adjusting Locking Pliers 2 Pack is done with Friendbook forever. I hate you all. 3 minutes ago Lockjaw Self-Adjusting Locking Pliers 2 Pack is watching the video of myself crying that my cruel roommate put on YouTube and hoping everybody has a good laugh over my misery. 9 minutes ago Lockjaw Self-Adjusting Locking Pliers 2 Pack is wondering who hid a webcam in my bedroom. 12 hours ago Lockjaw Self-Adjusting Locking Pliers 2 Pack is crying. 12 hours ago Lockjaw Self-Adjus ...

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Kodak Easyshare 8.1MP Digital Camera with 12x Optical Zoom - $109.99

It always happens. You get ready for your trip, get everything you need, have a lot of fun, but then the second you get back, you find a product that really could have helped you out. Today, it’s the Kodak EasyShare Z8612IS 8.1MP Digital Camera. Imagine how nice your travel photos would have been with an all-glass 12x Schneider-Kreuznach Variogon optical zoom lens. We sure are. That fast f/2.8-f/4.8 aperture would have made for much better low light pictures. And the exclusive KODAK Color ...

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Stanley 20 Piece Socket Set

Stanley supposed he was happy, for someone who lived such a grey, humdrum life. His job processing car-insurance applications wasn’t exciting, but it was steady work. His two-bedroom ranch house wasn’t exciting, but it was a roof over his head. His wife Janice (or was it Janet?) wasn’t exciting, but she was someone to come home to. Stanley supposed he was happy, though he wasn’t sure what “happy” meant. Then one day he saw something at a hardware store. Nothing special, to most ...

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Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor with Chest Strap - $19.99

“You okay, kid? The press is outside.” “I don’t wanna talk to no press. I don’t wanna talk to nobody never again.” “You had heart in there, kid. You showed real good in that ring.” “I ain’t had nothin’, Mick. I let you down. I let everybody down. And worst of all, I didn’t win the belt.” “Hey. Hey! Look at me when I’m talkin’ at ya! You know what makes a man a failure? Not gettin’ back up after somebody knocks him down!” “But that’s what happene ...

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Philips DVD Home Theater System

“I was just sitting there minding my own business in the privacy of my own home, watching a movie – it was that Tropical Lightning one – when I heard it, clear as day, during a battle scene. Gunfire, coming from somewhere to my left. Pop! Pop! Pop-pop pop! I thought it was the movie, but then I realized there wasn’t no speaker over there. Soon as the movie ended, me and my husband both up and ran out of the house. We ain’t been back since. Ghosts maybe I can handle, but ghosts wit ...

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Soundmatters MainStage HD HiFi Theatre Console

From The Desk Of SoundmattersMainStage HD HiFi Theatre Console Dear Lee, What the hell, man? What the hell? I thought we were in this together. I really thought I could trust you. You’re godfather to my remote, you know? I told you things I never told anyone else. And what’s that in big print on your website? Oh, nothing much, just that magic word steroids, no biggie, just a great way to end a career. Lee, this isn’t the Seventies. People care about these things now. Kids look ...

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Breville 1000 Watt Die Cast Hemisphere Blender with Woot-Off Lights

In one corner, the Breville 800BLXL Blender, with a 1,000-watt motor, crevice-free easy-to-clean die-cast base, and three blending speeds (four if you count “off”). In the other corner, our iconic orange Woot-Off lights, the best way to waste a USB port since Candi the USB Pole Dancer. Isn’t the latter just crying out to be pulverized by the former? Don’t you just wanna throw those damn lights into that friggin’ blender and just blend the hell out of them and howl HELL YEAH ...

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Oster 12 Bottle Wine Cellar - $69.99

As a frequent patron of the Internet’s greatest twice-weekly wine deal site, I’ve amassed a massive mass of bottlebound inebriants. My little glass friends roll in faster than I can drink them, which for me is saying something since I’ve already had two liver transplants, with a third scheduled for Fall 2009. And ever since my ferret tore up the styrofoam cooler that served as my “wine cellar”, I’ve had nowhere to store the bottles except on the floor of my garage. Now, t ...

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Gyration Gyroscopic Media Center Mouse/Remote - 2 Pack

OK, turns out the GyroTransport Air Mouse is not, as we had fervently hoped, a robotic bat that will bring you gyros. Ah, well—live and learn to read the product descriptions. The bad thing about this little misunderstanding is that we were REALLY HUNGRY for gyros when we ordered these, so we ordered a LOT of them. Or, as they say on the internet, “alot” of them. You know how you’re not supposed to do your grocery shopping before you’ve eaten? That’s because you’ll go off ...

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Slacker 8GB WiFi Internet Radio Player with 40 Stations

With the end of another year comesanother slew of music critics’ “best of” lists. And, of course, another reminder that your tenuous claim to musical coolness is getting more and more implausible. Rather than face the undeniable fact that your Stone Temple Pilots and Naughty By Nature CDs have long since ceased to be “new music”, you shake a tiny, aging fist at “the crap people listen to nowadays.” You retreat into your arid little cocoon, where nobody will have the teme ...

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HP Officejet Pro All-in-One w/ Bluetooth Dongle & HP Photo Book

Happy Boxing Day! Much like most of you, we had no idea what that means until we looked it up. But now we’re kind of glad that we decided to sell this HP Officejet Pro L7680 Color All-in-One Printer, Fax, Scanner and Copier today. For example, Boxing Day used to involve putting a wren in a box to ensure a good harvest. And buying the HP Officejet Pro L7680 Color All-in-One Printer, Fax, Scanner and Copier will ensure that all the needs of your business can be met, from getting that 250 pa ...

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Random Crap - $3.00

Merry Christmas! Wow, what have you done to your hair? No, it does look great, it’s just so… surprising! We never thought you’d cut it. What’s this? You got us a gift? Did you sell your hair to get us a gift? Oh, we’re going to cry. We’re totally going to… hang on, this is just… no, it’s sweet, really… we know, we know, that’s the bandwidth cozy we’ve been asking for all year, it’s just… well, heck, it’s just that we gave up all our bandwidth to get you this St ...

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Philips 5 Outlet PowerSquid - $3.99

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all the presents were hid. Not a creature was stirring, not even a squid. The lights were all plugged into an old powerstrip When click! – uh-oh! The strip’s surge protector tripped. I threw the switch to bring the lights back on But it had no effect. The strip’s power was gone. Our tree was still dark, the lights no longer glowed; So I ran out and drove my Accord through the snow. The first place I stopped – it was Walgreen’s, I think - Cou ...

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HP Photo Books – 2 Pack

I guess most people will use these two HP Photo Book kits to create their own slick-looking photo albums full of snapshots of their kids or their vacation or their drunken bridesmaids. Nothing wrong with that. But as season-ticket holders to the Wahonkuset Valley Tri-County Repertory Theater are well aware, I am not “most people.” Most people look at a situation and say “why?”, but I say “why not use this to draw more attention to myself?” It’s just a gift I was born with. So ...

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Pinnacle PCTV HD Mini Stick for Mac and PC

In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean it was very cold and lonely. It was so far from land that not even a single Pinnacle PCTV HD Mini Stick for Mac and PC could be found. Christmas was three days away. Quietly, a submarine floated just below the waterline. The periscope looked out into the wide open sky. “Hullo, periscope!” said the friendly dolphin, poking her head from beneath the waves. “Knew you’d be here!” “Why, hullo, dolphin!” replied the periscope with great cheer. ...

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Pentax Optio A40 12MP Digital Camera

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THEN POST THEM AS YOUR STATUS AND TELL FIVE FRIENDS TO DO THE SAME OR TEN FRIENDS OR WHATEVER IT’S NOT LIKE ANYBODY’S ENFORCING THESE DIRECTIONS ANYWAY LOL 1) WHATS FOR BREAKFAST? A rechargeable D-LI8 lithium ion battery. 2) WHAT WAS YOUR LAST DREAM YOU REMEMBER? I was crammed into somebody’s pocket with some loose change and a bobby pin, then I realized the bobby pin was actually my 6th grade girlfriend and I wasn’t wearing any pants. 3) SAY 3 WORDS THAT SAY ...

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Matsunichi PhotoBlitz 8” Digital Picture Frame

Baby look I’ve got A digital snapshot You ain’t seen the rest of them though Take some time to watch the slideshow right here I got photographs To make you weep and laugh Here’s one that I took of my cat Ain’t she cute? Look at that Right there on my frame (Frame!) I’m gonna play you my slideshow I’m gonna play mp3s Please You’ll be impressed that a guy’d show Photos as moving as these (Frame!) This thing has got built-in speakers It is an excellent frame (Frame!) I’m gonn ...

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JVC Everio 30GB Digital Camcorder with 1.07MP CCD and 32X Optical Zoom - $299.99

Woe befell us, foulest luck Were finally done packing that truck Greek Chorus! I wondered where youd been. They had you at the warehouse, huh? Hey, did you hear about the JVC Everio 30GB Digital Camcorder with 1.07MP CCD and 32 Optical Zoom? We know not of that which we there see Whats on the side there, HDD? Dont let that HDD on the side fool you, Greek Chorus. Thats not HDTV. It refers to the hard drive built into the camera. The Everio doesnt need tapes or other recording media bec ...

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Marshmallow Popper

The tastiest weapon in the world is a wooter and his Marshmallow Popper. It is your sweet tooth which must be harnessed if you expect to survive combat in the hellholes of Candyland! If your sweet tooth is not sharp and strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. The enemys marshmallows will hit you first! You will become sticky wooters and then you will be in a world of chocolate because wooters are not allowed to get sticky without permission! Do you gummi maggots understand? Tonig ...

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Pinnacle PCTV HD Ultimate Stick

By now, youve seen the dire warning scrolling across a sitcom, police drama, or B-list dance-off near you: regular over-the-air TV broadcasts will end in February 2009, you need a digital receiver or converter so you dont miss a single belly-laugh on According to Jim, etc. What this really says to us is dont bother with the converter box just throw your analog TV away. For real, man. Receiving analog TV signals was the one thing regular TVs could do better than computers. Now theyl ...

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Lyon by Washburn Electric Guitar with 5 Watt Amp and Instructional DVD

Youve heard the roar of the crowd as you executed a face-melting solo! Youve felt the magic and majesty of your killer riffs pummeling an entire stadium into submission! And you did it all without knowing how to play a note of guitar! Now, from the people who inspired gaming sensations like Guitar Hero and Rock Band, comes the ultimate in realistic guitar-playing action: the Lyon Electric Guitar and 5-Watt Amp by Washburn! Double-coil humbucker pickups, a rosewood fingerboard, a hardwood ...

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Slacker 2GB WiFi Internet Radio Player with 15 Stations - $49.99

So this Slacker Portable Radio promises to help me discover newmusic, huh? Who cares? Why do I need to hear new music when I already own the one album that encapsulates all that is rock n roll and, indeed, human creativity itself? I speak, of course, of Ratts 1985 magnum opus Invasion of Your Privacy. From the irresistible pop-metal sheen of Youre In Love to the killer twin-guitar assault of Dangerous But Worth The Risk, these ten tracks render all other music redundant. ...

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Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player w/ Griffin Leather Case

Remember when you were a kid and you had a crush on that older boy or girl? Youd write their names with yours or stare at them from across the playground or the pool and youd sigh. And then one day, your jerkface mom or dad would find out and tell you the secret to winning someone. And, of course, that secret would involve giving a gift, only because you were a kid you didnt have the money to give diamonds or roses or something that would, you know, work, so youd buy some four dollar ...

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Pink Floyd Oh By The Way Studio Album Box Set

Oh, its so good to have you home, darling. Isnt it nice to be with Mama for the holidays? Why are you always checking that website, sweetie? Why are you so quiet? So ya Thought ya Might like ta Go eat at home And because of that you might miss This great deal, we know You werent expecting this Pink Floyd Boxed Set Youre full of potatoes and also regret Theres all of the discs, even those that were crap Maybe you should order one before your long afternoon nap Honey, I dont want you us ...

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Aerobed Sport Bed in a Minute II

Leon: Hoo-wee! Hell of a day! Much as I love wrestling, riding motorcycles, and starring in carnival sideshows, it does take a lot out of a man. Loyd: Thats right, little brother. Good thing we got a lot of man to take! Being the worlds heaviest twins aint a job for no small-fry. Leon: And being out on the road so much makes it hard to get the rest we need to haul our own weight around. Loyd: Thats why we travel with the Aerobed Sport Bed in a Minute II. Just hook it up to the handhel ...

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First Alert ONELink Talking Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detector 2 Pack

Regular fire alarms are great, if blind panic helps you feel safer. Hey! Wake up! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Theres a deadly emergency going on somewhere in your house! Guess where? BEEP BEEP BEEP! Or maybe its a false alarm! Good luck figuring it out! BEEP BEEP BEEP! And heres a deafening noise to help you think it through! BEEP BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP BEEP! Oh, definitely, theyre better than nothing. And theyre worse than these First Alert ONELink Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detec ...

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Pentax Optio V20 8MP Digital Camera with 5x Optical Zoom and 3 LCD

Yes! Yes! Ravish ze camera! Show me ze untamed savage lurking under zat red blazer! Yes! Perfect! Dont just sell me a house sell me passion, sell me insanity, sell me beautiful lies! Oh, hello zere. Welcome to my studio. I am Horst du Vertfort, realtor photographer to ze stars. If you have seen a billboard or an advertisement for a realtor, you have probably seen my work especially if ze photo made you fall hopelessly, madly in love wiz ze realtor. In zese challenging times for ze rea ...

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Star Wars Vault: 30 Years of Treasures From the Lucasfilm Archives - $24.99

Heydey ho, yousan! Mesa here to tell yousan bout dis Star Wars Vault box set! Deysa spake itsa 30 Years of Treasures From de Lucasfilm Archives, and deysa point is well seen! Posters, iron-ons, copies of handwritten script pages, and a maxibig book wit behind-de-scenes photos from all de movies, some dem never before published! Itsa also 2 CDs wit vintage radio ads, original cast interviews, excerpts from de Star Wars radio drama, and other tracks including Princess Leia song from de bo ...

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Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones - $14.99

Boy, the aphids are bad this year. Look at these turnips. At this rate, well be lucky if theres any left for the Harvest Feast. Well, hand me that cottonseed oil. Lets see if itll keep them away this time. What? Oh, yeah, sure, I remember the Crash. I was 14, 15 when it all went down: the oil running out, the oceans rising, the 2nd Civil War. Ill never forget those Chinese peacekeeping troops rolling a tank right down the main corridor of the Oakwoods Galleria. I was at this place call ...

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Sandisk Clip 2GB MP3 Player - $15.99

Metal chicks have their feathered roach clips. Acquisitive hip-hoppers have their money clips. Militia nuts have their ammo clips. Now whatever subcultural demographic you belong to has the Sandisk Sansa Clip. Seriously. We forget the name, but you know that one singer or actress or author or supermodel or athlete you admire? Yeah, thats the one. Well, we ran into her or him at this big fancy rich-people restaurant the other day, and what did he or she have clipped to his or her expensive ...

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JVC MiniDV Camcorder with 35x Optical Zoom

Whoa. Is that a spaceship? That is totally a spaceship. Come on, grab the JVC MiniDV Camcorder with 35x Optical Zoom and lets get over there. The doors opening! The doors opening! Im glad I hit the DATA button that tells me about the battery life and recording time without having to let go of the camera! Dude, are those really the first words you want an alien to hear from an earthling? Come on, be cool. Shut up, shut up, here he is! Wow! A real alien! Hey, say something, ...

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Clique HUE HD Webcam 2 Pack - $34.99

Hi, its Richard, right? This is my first day, they said I should find Richard and check in. Thats me! You must be Janet! Ive heard all about you, its great to have you on the sales team! Well, Im ready to get started! Wonderful! Now, I know you probably have first day jitters and all that, so were gonna start you off easy with this two pack of Clique Communications HUE HD Webcams. These things are really cute, Oprah even thinks so, and they come in a variety of colors. They ...

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Polk Audio miDock Portfolio iPod Speaker Dock

Dad! Daaa-aaad! Daaa-aaa-aaad! Whats wrong, honey? Why are you crying? Its its its my Polk Audio miDock Portfolio! You mean the compact iPod speaker dock that provides surprisingly big sound for your iPod for up to 8 hours on 4 AA batteries? Y-yes! B-but but its I cant fit my iPhone into the dock! Or my iPod Shuffle! Or any other audio sources like my MP3 player or laptop! Is that all? I thought you were hurt or something. Im going back out to the garage. Do ...

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Dazzle Video Creator Platinum

Now that we have channel after channel of 24 hour news, it is practically impossible to get an exclusive story. You think Wolf wants to leave his nice comfortable Situation Room to chase down video? Thats for the little people. The man on the street. The you and the me. So now we are all news deputies. Footage of a hurricane? Cow with a rifle? Baby who looks like a lemon? Gather it up and send it in and maybe these millionaire journalists will throw a t-shirt your way if it buys them one m ...

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Uniden DECT 6.0 Dual Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering Machine

BEEP Uh, hey, Rory. Its me, Fritz. Hope things are going well. Listen, uh, Im calling you on my Uniden DECT2080-2 Dual Handset Cordless Phone to say Im sorry. I know things got a little heated during the campaign, and we both said and did some things we wish we could take back. When I called you a Fascist, I didnt realize that your Dad had been a political prisoner in Chile under Pinochet. Honest to God, I had no idea. So Im hoping youll give me a call back and we can get back to ha ...

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Dremel Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver

Today were proud to feature the Dremel 1130-01 Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver. The Dremel name is associated with quality and class, so were happy that our little site is finally getting some respect. Trust us, were ready and were happy to finally be all grown up. Now, lets talk about the Dremel 1130-01 Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver. The first thing youll notice is that the Dremel Duo is made perfectly, designed to fit right in the palm of your hand. ...

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Pentax Optio M50 8MP Digital Camera with 5x Optical Zoom - $89.99

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Breville Cafe Roma Espresso Maker

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Invicta Mens Speedway Collection Chronograph

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Philips 42 1080p LCD TV - $749.99

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Energy C-100 Bookshelf Speaker (Pair)

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Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape

Think youve got them all? Well, we just changed that! Yeah, were always changin stuff. Were crazy like that. These Woot Screaming Monkeys are dressed in orange or purple, and man, can they scream! Like a newborn baby or your mom after you drop a brick on her foot. Dont test that, please. You should be respectful to your mom. These monkeys can also fly across the room, or out of your office window and across the street. Weve tested it. It really works. Nothing can relieve and increase ...

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db clay v3 Designer Silk Screen Wallet - Random - $4.99

Is your wallet killing you? Is your little pocket pal slowly leaking toxic chemicals into your system, contaminating your body down to the cellular level? Does every swipe of your credit card push you a little closer to the grave? Probably not. But after db clay went to all the trouble of engineering their own synthetic, PVC-free, pollution-free alternative to vinyl, the least you could do is show a little paranoia. They call the stuff Tope, and these wallets are all made out of it. Conveni ...

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Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter

They say an elephant never forgets. But logically, an elephant can only hold so much data. In fact, science says that it would take over three hundred elephants to hold the data that a single Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapter could carry. Thats right, according to our friend Bob Science, who lives down the hall, youd need a floor that could handle over three thousand tons of weight, just to have the sort of memory you could keep in your pocket. The Cube Memory 4GB Micro SD with Adapte ...

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Dyson DC17 All-Floor Vacuum

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Vuzix iWear Video Glasses with iPod Compatibility

The iWear AV230 connects to almost any video device and delivers a virtual display equivalent to a 44-inch screen viewed from 9 feet. Thats right from their website. No lie, we cut and pasted it just now. And it probably is technically correct. Technically. But even the most jaded copywriter would have to concede theres a difference between a big screen TV and a 21st Century ViewMaster. We concede it, and were totally jaded. Jasons so jaded he looks like a Buddha statue. Give him thre ...

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Gorgonz Behind the Head Fleece Ear Warmer 2 Pack

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Westinghouse 37 1080p HDTV Ready LCD Monitor - $569.99

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DeLonghi Multi-Position Ceramic Heater

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Power Sentry 5 Outlet PowerSquid 2 Pack

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Philips Icon 5 Device Universal Remote - $4.99

Forget the ten programmable hotkeys. Forget the fact that this remote can learn new device codes simply by pointing the old remote at it. Forget the glossy black finish, even. My favorite feature of this Philips Icon 5 Device Universal Remote is the included set of stickers. They feature full-color logos for many of the most popular networks, so you can remember which channels your hotkeys are programmed for. The labels include everything from NBC, CNN, and HBO to the Playboy Channel and S ...

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Prevention Ultima Upper-Arm Blood Pressure Monitor

Maybe its Death Race. Maybe its Eagle Eye. Maybe Wanted. This year everyone has one pretty lousy action movie that they still very much wanted to see. Thats the dirty little secret of the movie industry. Namely, that the system used by movie reviewers is completely unscientific. You can throw out four stars and six thumbs all you want, but what does that mean? Theres really only one measure of thrills and romance, and thats heart rate. So were proposing an new system based on the ...

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Planar High Definition Home Theater Projector

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Magellan Maestro 4200 4.3" Portable GPS - $149.99

Happy Friday The Thirteenth! As you know, sometime today, you are going to be attacked by a big guy in a hockey mask. Probably while youre taking a shower or you know. The key to survival is knowing your area. Now the people over at Apple are hyping up that new iPhone, and theyd like to make you believe that, in an axe-wielding crisis, theyve got the hardware you need. But we feel that the Magellan Maestro 4200 Portable GPS will suit you better, and heres the reasons why. 1) When alon ...

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Klipsch Quintet SL 5-piece Home Theater Speaker System

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Canon HV20 High Definition Camcorder

Hey there, cam-thusiasts! Im renowned underground cinematographer Rex Torshin, and Im here to tell you how your Canon HV20 HD Camcorder can pay for itself in just weeks! All it takes is a few blank MiniDV cassettes, some free time, and access to the wealthy and powerful or at least a willingness to make your own access. Now, somebody like Steven Spielberg gets paid because people want to see his movies. But youre going to make the kind of movies that people will pay to ensure nobody ev ...

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Jumbo Universal Remote - 2 Pack - $7.99

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HP Pavilion Quad Core Media Center PC

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Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera

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VTech 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Phone with Digital Answering Machine

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Razer Diamondback 3G Gaming Mouse - $24.99

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Cube Memory 2GB MicroSD Card with SD Adaptor

Uh, hey, tech engineers, scientists, and product designers? Theres something weve been meaning to talk to you about. Were thinking it's time to find another project to work on. Please dont make our memory media any smaller than these Dane-Elec 2GB MicroSD Cards. We understand that youve had a blast figuring out how to cram more and more megabytes into fewer and fewer molecules. Unfortunately, the human hand and the human eye have their limits. Were perfectly happy to save our data 2GB ...

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Versa Wrench 12 31-in-1 Ratcheting Wrench - 2 Pack - $4.99

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Sandisk Sansa M240 1GB MP3 Player with FM Tuner

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Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones

We like to think of Maximo's iM-490 iMetal Stereo Earphones as ear buds in the sense of being good pals with your ears. Good buds. Like helping-out-on-moving-day good. And we imagine youll have your iM-490s stuffed in your ears sometime, and whatever youre listening to will end, but you wont take them out right away because youre preoccupied with something youre reading and youve kind of forgotten theyre in there because their aluminum alloy body is so lightweight. And your ears w ...

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Westinghouse 26 Widescreen LCD HDTV - $309.99

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Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum - $279.99

You can probably guess how the Dyson DC18 Slim stacks up against the other Dyson models weve sold. (Its slimmer.) But how does it stack up against other famous Slims throughout history? Read on and find out why the Dyson DC18 Slim All-Floor Vacuum is the slimmest, suckiest slim of all the slims who ever slimmed. Slim Jim Pro: Tastes much better than the Dyson DC18 Slim. Available cheap at any 7-11. Endorsed by Macho Man Randy Savage. Con: Its best not to wonder what parts of which ani ...

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GSI 46 High Gloss Digital Photo Paper 10 Sheets - 3 Pack

Hey, you dont have to justify yourself to us. If you say you love your kids, well take your word for it. You do your best for them, as far as we know. Were not the judgmental type anyway. Love your kids, dont love em, whatever. Nobody died and made us the Department of Family Services. Just because we print our photos on GSI 4×6 High Gloss Digital Photo Paper doesnt mean were somehow superior to you. We just happen to think our kids deserve sharp, brilliant photos that dont fad ...

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Sandisk e280 8GB Media Player

Hi, its your old pal Woot here, to tell you once again about the glory and wonder of the Sandisk Sansa e200 Series Media Players. Theres no better, easier, or more affordable way to enjoy your favorite music or movies on the go than the Sansa e280. With 8GB of storage space and a big 1.8 TFT color screen, youll never be at a loss for entertainment, even if your planet has been secretly invaded by corpse-devouring aliens masquerading as a company that manufactures media players. Thats w ...

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Pinnacle PCTV HD Pro Stick

Holy crap, theyve done it. Theyve transcended space and time. Think about it: whats the worst part about watching TV? No, besides the ads. Alright, yeah, and besides its deleterious effects on your mental and physical health. And besides Larry King. You know what? This guessing game isnt working. Lets just tell you what we were trying to get at. The worst thingwell, one of the worst thingsabout watching TV is that youre stuck in one place, and youre stuck in one time. Say you wa ...

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Sonic Impact V55 Video Player for iPod

Its going to happen. You can be sure of that. Maybe not today or tomorrow but eventually. That little darling of yours will come out and look at you with her prettiest smile and say someone did a bad thing with a quiet voice and a finger in her mouth. And when you go look, youll find toast in the VCR. Or applesauce in the hungry Blu-Ray. Or the PS4 will be stuffed with green beans. As certain as death and taxes. So what will you do? Youll smile and sigh, to begin with. And then youll ...

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iRobot Looj 120 Gutter Cleaning Robot - $69.99

Its spring. Things are warming up. People are wearing less and less everywhere you go. And your mind is firmly in the gutter. All those leaves to clean, all that wet mulch and strange molds and maybe a venomous millipede with a rifle. You dont want to go up there. You certainly dont want to pay a stranger. And your kids been at a slumber party for a week. They always know, those kids. But never you fear, because if your gutter fits well against this template, the iRobot Looj will be the ...

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RCA Lightweight Behind the Neck Headphones - 2 Pack

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Digital Lifestyles 26 LCD HDTV

Listen, Ive had it with certain people in cable news and talk radio disparaging my Digital Lifestyle. Im an adult, arent I? Cant I make my own decisions about whats right for me? And whom I supposed to be hurting? I understand that a lot of these guys are misinformed about the Digital Lifestyle. They think its all about marathon sessions of wild, irresponsible media piracy. But for most of us, its not like that at all. And its these so-called pundits responsibility to get the fact ...

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Cellboost Disposable Battery for iPod - $0.99

ow many times has this happened to you? Youve just lit some incense and settled down on your beanbag with your iPod, ready to listen to a sixteen hour raga and meditate yourself to a universal understanding. But then, after just eight hours, your iPod is almost out of a charge! Who can reach Krishna consciousness like that? The solution is easy. Get a Cellboost IP1 Disposable Battery Charger for iPod. Designed to work with any dock connecting iPod, even the iPhone, youll get extra energy ...

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Mark of Fitness HP-787/MF-86 Wrist Blood Pressure Monitor - $19.99

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iMainGo Portable Speaker for iPod/Sansa/MP3 - 2 Pack

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Hamilton Beach Ensemble 14-Speed Blender

Feliz Cinco de Mayo! If this holiday means one thing, it means margaritas the kind you could be enjoying right this very second if you owned a Hamilton Beach Ensemble 54243 14-Speed Blender. Thats the blender that helped General Ignacio Zaragoza Segun rout the French invaders at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Oh, really? It wasnt? What, were you there? Didnt think so. Anyway, if youre at a loss for a reason to stir, aerate, puree, crumb, chop, or mix next May 5th, clip and save this ...

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Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor with Chest Strap - $19.99

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Philips Prestigo 10 Device Universal Remote Control - $34.99

Whats this? What are you spending my money on now? We dont have enough junk in this house, is that it? Oh, George, please dont be that way. Its just a Philips 10 in 1 Universal Remote Control. It wasnt expensive. I thought you might like it. I might like it? What a laugh. Ive got eight remotes already. What do I need another one for? Well, thats just it. This one can control up to 10 devices, so you can put all those other ones away. Wont that be nice, George? Wont it? ...

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Digital Lifestyles 32 Widescreen LCD HDTV

Come in, come in. Dont be frightened. Nobodys going to judge you. Youre among friends here. This is a safe space for people like you and mefor people who enjoy Digital Lifestyles. We understand what youre going through the shame, the anxiety, the fear that those around you will turn their backs on you. Weve all been there ourselves. Bill over there, his wife divorced him when he revealed his passion for the Digital Lifestyles LT32323 32 Widescreen LCD HDTV. Its fully FCC V-chip c ...

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Philips 80 Watt Power Inverter 2 Pack

You seen that one Cribs with Ludacris? Where all his cars have TVs all over the place, not just in the usual places but, like, set into the floor and on the gas cap and right in the middle of the steering wheel? Now, see, a guy like that, he can afford to have some customizer trick out his car with a buttload of little TVs. What else is he going to spend his money on? Dude can only smoke so much weed, you know? Me, on the other hand, I have to get clever if I want TVs on board my rides. Che ...

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3M Filtrete Air Purifier - $39.99

Look at that, Sheila! Why, Betty! What is it? Its so streamlined! So modern! I I cant look away! Of course you cant, Betty! Women cant help but love the FAP! The 3M FAP02-RS Filtrete Air Purifier is designed for quiet cleaning and is 99% effective at capturing particles as small as 0.1 microns in size, like pollen, mold spores, dust mite, pet dander, bacteria, and particles that carry viruses, smoke and smog. Its so quiet! Is it even on? Oh, its on, Sheila! But the 3M FA ...

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Random Marvel Comics 10 Pack - $0.99

Some of you have already decided whether to buy this bundle of ten random, recent Marvel comics. Youre the ones who have a favorite Captain Marvel. Youre the type who took sides in the Kree-Skrull War. Youre the kind who use retcon as if it were a real word. And youve made your minds up already, sure as Foggy Nelson likes a danish. But what about normal, decent people? If you dont know your Beyonder from your Galactus, let us explain. Along with Pibb-stained carpet and semi-nude stat ...

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Dyson DC14 Total Clean Vacuum

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Anycom Solar Bluetooth Cell-Phone Speaker System

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Epson V100 Photo Perfection Flatbed Color Scanner

Well listen up, people cause its understood That the Epson V100 scans things real good It scans photos and documents and film and slides And you can lift up the lid to scan stuff thats wide Like for example, I scanned a little statuette Of Gilbert du Motier, marquis de La Fayette I bought it at the Monticello souvenir store But then I recently decided I dont want it no more And howm I gonna get someone to buy it from me If theres no pic online that they can see? But most stuff I scan ...

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iMate Momento 10.2 Wi-Fi Digital Picture Frame - $129.99

Heh, heh, heh. Man, Erics gonna freak. Heres the deal: we gave him and Kristin this iMate Momento 100 10.2 Wireless Digital Picture Frame for their wedding, right? Nice 800×480 resolution, big 10-inch screen, pretty sharp design, and streams pics wirelessly from your Windows PC. So far, so good. Heres where it gets funny: it also lets friends and family stream pictures from the Internet via the Momento Live web site directly to your iMate Momento 100. So we Photoshopped up a bunch ...

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Jabra BT135 Compact Bluetooth Headset - 2 Pack - $17.99

HYDERABAD, India (FKE) Researchers here confirmed reports of a man who can literally talk out of both sides of his mouth. During controlled studies at Osmania University, the man exhibited the ability to hold two simultaneous conversations, and even sang Frere Jacques in rounds, by himself. The man, who claims to be a Sikh prophet, refused to allow his name to be released on the grounds that it was so holy, it would burn any paper that tried to hold it. The research team ascribes his re ...

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Kodak EasyShare Z1275 12MP/720p Digital Camera w/5x Optical Zoom - $99.99

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Power Sentry Home Theater Surge Protector, Line Conditioner and UPS

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Apple iPod 3rd Generation 8GB Nano

If youre like us, you remember music videos. Staying up late to watch the world premiere of Thriller on Friday Night Videos (howd they get that, anyway?) or seeing Billy Idol fighting zombies on MTV right before you left for the bus, or, if you were lucky, watching Night Flight at a friends house when you were up way too late. Its amazing to think that in less than a generation, all that, um, great music can fit in a the front pocket of your jeans. The Apple iPod 3rd Generation 8GB Nano ...

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DesignerVision 1GB MP3 Player - $9.99

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Logitech Brazillian Office Internet Keyboard

How many different ways are there of looking at a Logitech Brazilian Layout Internet Keyboard? At least three. The exotic allure of Brazil stirred powerful feelings in all three of our staff writers, who each scribbled up a little something for this nigh-unto-useless doo-dad. Let the court of public opnion judge which one is supreme! By Jason: Brazil? Nuts! Oh, Teresinha, pouca flor de meu corao. If you only knew how many hours Ive spent staring at the pictures on your MySpace page, achi ...

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Nike Sport Kit Carrying Case for MP3 Players 2 Pack - $0.99

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Kodak V1003 10 Megapixel Digital Camera

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Soyo Freestyler 500 Bluetooth Headset and Bluetooth USB Adapter - $9.99

They called us Soyo Freestyler 500 with Bluetooth USB Adapter Dongle. But we were just a couple of guys who liked to travel. We made a big score and got some cash, and decided to head down to New Orleans and check things out. Maybe discover America on the way. Soyo Freestyler 500 had this custom job, real modern. He could fit in the ear, you know, with his ear hook. He even fit in a shirt pocket. Real clean cut, coat-and-tie, looking like he came from a good family. The chicks went crazy fo ...

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Athena Technologies WS-60 Wall-Mountable Speaker - $89.99

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JBL Radial High-Performance Loudspeaker Dock for iPod

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La Crosse Technology Window Thermometer - 2 Pack

Los Angeles: 2119. All the smart ones have left. Theyre on Mars or one of the colonies. The only people here are regular guys like me. And the La Crosse Technology See-Thru Outdoor Window Thermometers. The thing about the La Crosse Technology See-Thru Outdoor Window Thermometer is that they made them too well. They read from -22F to 122F with a temperature accuracy of +/ 1.5F. Theres a weather resistant case too. Some people say that makes them better than regular guys. Maybe I even ag ...

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Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player - $42.99

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Gateway Core Duo Widescreen Notebook - $499.99

Happy Pi Day! And if youre really sad intelligent, youll be racing to get that post at 1:59 pm (and 26 seconds)! You know what could make that easier? This Gateway MT6840 Notebook. Sadly, even if you buy this Gateway MT6840 Notebook, it wont be at your house by this afternoon. Which is horrible, because the Intel® Core™ 2 Duo processor T2450 2.0 GHz with 2 MB L2 cache and 533 MHz FSB would have completely changed your life. And we say that with a smile because we know full wel ...

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Kodak EasyShare 5100 All in One Printer, Scanner and Copier

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Dyson DC07 Cyclone Upright Vacuum Cleaner

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Generic BT-407 Bluetooth Headset 2 Pack

A green frame. A grey sidebar. A button that reads I want one. A podcast, a blog. A Generic BT-407 Bluetooth Headset. Last summer I walked these halls. It was all the same. I saw you there, Bluetooth compliant. You were ten meters away, watching him play the game with the matches. Your earhook was on the left ear. The charge took two hours, and we talked of call rejection and voice dialing. I asked if you would take the call and you said Non. I remember it, I remember it as surely as I re ...

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Samsung L74W 7.2MP Wide Angle Camera with 2GB SD Card and 60" Tripod - $169.99

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VTech 5.8Ghz Digital Cordless Phone with 4 Handsets and Digital Answering System - $39.99

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Haier Portable 7 LCD TV with DVD Player and AM/FM Stereo

You have taught us much, Haier Portable 7 LCD TV. Your all-in-one media capabilities, ranging from DVDs, CDs and TV to MP3s and FM/AM radio, teach us the lesson of inclusiveness. Your portability teaches us how to watch March Madness at the office. Your need for fine-tuning the TV reception teaches us the value of diligence. The fact that your analog TV tuner will be obsolete in 2009 teaches us to act quickly. Lets see: inclusiveness, March Madness, diligence, act quickly. That about co ...

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TiVo HD DVR

Stop right there! Woot Records in conjunction with YouTube Pakistan want to give you a deal you cant forget! Rock out to the sound of TiVo Classic Gold! TiVo Classic Gold is not available in stores, and in fact, this is the first time TiVo has ever allowed a smash hit like this to be released. Refurb? We say re-FUN! Listen to this! I need a TiVoTo copy my shows when Im busy at nightIt must be HDAnd its gotta be smallPlus support Live365 But thats not all. Each TiVo Classic Gold us ...

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Strait-Line Rolling Tape Measure - 2 Pack - $4.99

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Gateway Quad Core Desktop Computer - $599.99

What are you snickering about? Gateway isnt the penny-ante patsy people say it is. They can make a computer just as good as anybody. Or most companies. Or some companies. Anyway, theyre not the worst. And the Gateway GT5628 Desktop Computer is as non-worst a computer as youll find on the market today. Probably. Still giggling? Well, the Intel® Core™ 2 Q6600 2.4GHz Quad Core Processor ought to shut you up. Youre probably running some wheezing, clanking old dual-core j ...

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Myvu Personal Media Viewer Fully Loaded Edition for iPod

Have YOU ever wished you could immerse yourself in video from your iPod, only with lesser picture quality? Do YOU stay awake nights worrying about people looking over your shoulder and watching your iPod Video for free? Have YOU been striving to replicate the Geordi LaForge look? Then the Myvu Personal Media Viewer is for you! The world around you will recede into the distance when you strap on this New Wave-styled personal media accessory. Entomb your mind in the cold embrace of pure video ...

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iRobot Roomba 4296 Remote Scheduler Robotic Vacuum - $99.99

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Dane-Elec 2GB SD Card - $6.99

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LG Electronics Portable Stereo Speaker 2 Pack

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Sandisk Sansa e270 6GB Media Player with FM Tuner - $49.99

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Pinnacle PCTV HD Pro Stick - $39.99

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Amcor 3.5" Touchscreen Portable GPS

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Remington MicroFlex Titanium Rechargeable Shaver

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Klipsch Synergy Series SS.5 Surround Sound Speaker - Pair - $89.99

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iMate Momento 10.2 Wireless Digital Picture Frame - $129.99

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Bird Flu Kit

Are you the kind of person who takes health tips from the internet? Not that bright, are you? Well, thats good for us, because it means we might get rid of some of these 3M Nexcare Health Preparedness Kits. Ideal for work or school or that van always parked near the local community college, the 3M Nexcare Health Preparedness Kit is a handy plastic container full of earloop masks, latex, powder-free vinyl gloves, hand sanitizing resealable alcohol wipes, single use thermometers and a 2.4 ...

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Canon ZR830 MiniDV Camcorder with 35x Optical Zoom - $129.99

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Infocus 7210 HD DLP Projector w/ Free 76" Projection Screen - $999.99

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Innovage Jumbo Universal Remote 2 Pack

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Sandisk Sansa M240 1GB MP3 Player with FM Tuner - $9.99

If Sandisk wants their Sansa MP3 players to appeal to a more upscale clientele, they should take a lesson from the Crates & Barrels and Pottery Barns of the world. Classy retailers dont give their products boring, informative color names like Silver or Pink they use sensual euphemisms like Wheatgrass and Latte and Fruit Punch. You hardly know whether to dry off with a towel or drink it. Now, you have your choice of colors today: Pink or Silver, as you prefer. Which is coo ...

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Uniden 5.8Ghz 3 Handset Phone with Answering System - $29.99

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Gyration GyroTransport Air Mouse with 512MB USB Drive

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John Daly XDS 16 Piece Mens Right Hand Golf Set - $129.99

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Wireless FM Transmitter - 2 Pack - $7.99

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Olevia 52 1080p LCD TV

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Dyson DC07 Cyclone Upright Vacuum Cleaner - $219.99

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HP Pavilion Elite m9040n Desktop Computer

A good computer is like a good sandwich. All the parts inside have to be delicious or the whole thing winds up wrong. We hope you find our HP Pavilion Elite m9040n Desktop Computer mouthwatering. The sleek piano black paneling is just the wax paper that holds everything in place. Underneath that is the 2.4 Ghz Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 processor. Youll have four execution cores inside a single processor, kicking out the jams for multi-threaded and multi-tasked environments. Baby aint gett ...

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JBL Radial Speaker Dock for iPod - $119.99

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Razer Barracuda AC-1 Gaming Sound Card - $69.99

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Sandisk 512MB MP3 Player with FM Tuner - 2 Pack

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Samsung 10.1MP Digital Camera

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Swatch Paparazzi Watch - $19.99

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Maximo iM-490S iMetal Stereo Earphones

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Power Sentry 5 Outlet PowerSquid - $7.99

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Sony VAIO UX390N Premium Micro PC

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Reebok Precision Trainer XT Heart Rate Monitor with Chest Strap - $19.99

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Kodak EasyShare 5100 All in One Printer - $59.99

The Kodak EasyShare 5100 All in One Printer. Thats what they call me now. It didnt used to be that way. At the plant everyone said I was most likely to get ahead. I tried hard until I could use my 2-cartridge, 6-ink system to print up to 4800×1200 dpi each and every time. I was so proud, and so innocent. I told myself that as long as I could manage 32 pages per minute black and 30 pages per minute color someone would always love me. But then I went out into the world. My first re ...

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Honeywell Ceramic Heater with Remote

How many times has THIS happened to YOU??? Your spouse: Time to go to my aunts house for dinner. You: Eh, Id rather not. Its too cold over there. Your spouse: I want a divorce. We all know people who just wont turn up their thermostats although we WISH we DIDNT! Now theres a SOLUTION - a solution called the Honeywell SureSet Ceramic Heater! Take it along when you visit that chilly cheapskate in your life, use it to warm up your billiard room, or keep it in your cubicle! ...

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Invicta Mens Stainless Steel Watch

It happens every time. The sweating. The nausea.The uncontrolled urination. All I want to do is buy a watch. But whenever I go into a store and look around, the sheer number of options, of choices, of possibilitiesit overwhelms me. Terrifies me. I just have to go, to run, to get out always without the watch I came looking for. How can I possibly choose from all those different watches? Those North Koreans dont know how good they have it. Thats why Im so happy to see this In ...

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Razer Copperhead Tempest Blue Gaming Mouse - $24.99

Need a mouse with more trademarks than a Disney video? Youre gonna want the Razer Copperhead Tempest Blue Gaming Mouse. The worlds most advanced laser sensor picks up 2000dpi and delivers it back to the 32K of onboard memory. With up to five unique gaming profiles, theres no more need to buy a different mouse for each game. Dont worry about how it will effect the mouse-based economy of Tuvalu. Just make your hand happy and your headshots more snappy with a Razer Copperhead Tempest Blue ...

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Razer Pro|Tone m250 Earphones 2-Pack - $19.99

By now, you know all about the high-quality metal casings and ProBass technology that make the Razer Protone m250 Street-Style Clip-On Earphones such a Woot favorite. But did you also know that they possess potent, if elusive, powers to tell the future? We put them on at exactly midnight, facing magnetic north and wearing nothing but a pure platinum g-string. Heres what the m250 told us about the year to come February 7: The Chinese government announces that year 4705, which starts toda ...

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Kodak V803 8MP Digital Camera

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Franklin Merriam-Webster Dictionary with MP3 Player

Woot competitors, take note: Maybe your sites name could have been Merriam-Websters Word of the Year if only youd put in an order for a truckload or two of these electronic dictionaries-cum-mp3-players! We kid, we kid. Merriam-Websters selection of w00t as the word of 2007 had nothing to do with our purchase of todays item, as far as we know. Whatever selection process those word-nerds use, its probably perfectly fair and transparent. (We doubt, though, that its as purely democ ...

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Sony VAIO VGN-AR550U Digital Studio Notebook PC

You dont have to be a genius to appreciate the Sony VAIO VGN-AR550U Digital Studio Notebook PC. Check out the bright 17 widescreen LCD, two hard drives with a total of 240GB of storage space, and superfast 802.11n wireless connectivity. Throw in its HDTV receiving and recording features, complete with the TiVo-style PVR functions, and this fully-loaded notebooks bountiful gifts are clear to even the simplest of simpletons. But just in case somebody out there is even simpler than that, ...

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Random Crap: 2008 Calendar Edition

Last August, as you may recall, NASA found a big empty Nothing way way out around the Eridanus constellation. Recently, they have been batting around the idea that this Nothing could be a gateway to a parallel universe. If true, this could mean that the door is opened to a near-infinite cascade of alternative histories. Imagine a dimension where the Maccabees beat the Seleucid Empire in the middle of May! Or the Declaration of Independence was signed in late autumn! Or everyone called ...

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Random Crap - $1.00

Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through Woot Tower, the staff seemed to be cross and they grumbled and glowered. Whats wrong, there? called The Boss from his executive suite. You better get merry or youre gonna get beat! No, The Boss, were sorry! Theres just so much stuff! Weve got six hundred mousepads we have to clean up! The ones with the eagle? said The Boss from on high. Maybe Ive been too harsh on you hard-working guys. The Boss looked in his pocke ...

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JVC 770 Watt 7.1 A/V Receiver with PC Link - $109.99

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V7 5.6" Digital Photo Frame

ring ring Hey, girl! I was just thinking about you. Yeah, I was looking at that V7 5.6 Digital Photo Frame I got because of you. Thats right, the one with the USB port. You know, it takes Memory Stick and Secure Digital cards, and it supports JPEG. Like the ones from the fair last weekend. Yeah, thats what Im looking at now, I had it on slide show. We look good together, girl. We still on for Wednesday night? I cant wait to see you, girl. Listen, I gotta run, but see you right after Ch ...

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iRobot Roomba 510 Vacuum Cleaning Robot - $199.99

From the desk of Korey Kringle, CEO, Santasys Corp.: First, let me extend warm holiday greetings to all of the associates at our North Pole headquarters, as well as our assembly plants in Guatemala and Indonesia, and our satellite office in the Cayman Islands. Thanks to your hard work and dedication, Santasys is approaching yet another successful Christmas Eve. Well serve some 1.8 billion boys and girls this year, and do it all by sunup. Please give yourselves a Christmas bonus in the f ...

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Belkin FM Transmitter 3 Pack

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who set out into the world to seek his bride. His mother, the Queen, disguised him in rags. His wealth and status and beauty now hidden, the Queen kissed both his cheeks for luck and sent him out into the kingdom. His only possession was an enchanted Belkin TuneCast Mobile FM Transmitter Three Pack, a gift to guide his way. At the first house there was a beautiful woman with red hair. She sold vegetables for later use and everyone raved about he ...

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Dyson DC14 Full Kit Upright Vacuum - $249.99

Hi, kippyj. Weve been noticing you. With your Mark Twain and your Sylvia Plath, a lady like you really cleans up our forums. Thats why were offering this Dyson DC14 Cyclonic Bagless Vac Full Kit. We think someone like you will have a soft spot for a poor little Costco refurb that just wants to do the best it can. Theres no filters to clog, kippyj, no bags to buy. That saves you money in the long term. You could spend that on imported Italian tuna if you wanted. You also get a full kit ...

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Nikko 1:10 Scale Fast and Furious R/C Car - $24.99

Wheres an enchanted Zoltar machine when you need one, hunh? I want to be small! And not just, like, heroin-chic small. I mean small. Im talking three apples high. I want to sleep in a cigar box. I want to be itty-bitty, teeny-weeny, eensy-weensy small. As in: We are the Littles, boom-cha-cha-boom-cha-cha. Why? Well, for a lot of reasons. First, Id save a fortune on food, shelter and clothing. Second, theres my lifelong macrophilia, which stemmed from watching Attack of the 50 F ...

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NavMan N40i NavPix 3.5" Touchscreen GPS

Has this ever happened to you? Youre on your honeymoon, just trying to start your life as a normal couple, when suddenly you have no idea where you are or why its raining. The NavMan N40i NavPix GPS is ready for just this problem. The NavMan N40i NavPix GPS knows the roads like it was the trusted guide in an old R.K.O. movie. The included United States Maps will make it easy for you to plot the best path away from the science department of your beloved American university. Once ...

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RCA Lightweight Behind the Neck Headphones - 2 Pack

Poor Debbie was born different. Each day she would dread going to school, to endure another day of Hey, four ears! She couldnt even pretend she didnt hear. Shed just sit under a tree and read comic books about her hero, the Ten-Eyed Man, and imagine that one day things would be different. And then she met the RCA Foldable Headphones (2 Pack). She noticed his four pairs of interchangeable color caps, Blue, Metallic Blue, Black and Red. She noticed that there were four for each ...

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Polaroid Ultra-Compact 7 Megapixel Digital Camera - $79.99

Wassup, Polaroid T737? I suppose you think youre pretty hot mustard there, with youryour seven megapixels and your 16mb of memory built-in. Ooh, look at me, Ive got image stabilization, Im super cool, no ones as cool as I am, Im the coolest thing since like, whatever. Well, you know what? Whatever! I mean, okay, maybe you do have 3x optical zoom. And maybe you can expand your memory with SD cards. But you know what? You arent the only camera on earth that has that stuff, okay ...

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Viore HDTV Wizard Portable HDTV Tuner

Boy, Clarence, youre really poring over that database. I like your enthusiasm. Every time I walk past your door, I see you in here, eyes on your screen with an intensity people usually reserve for watching live NHL games in HD. I just want to warn you not to overdo it, though. I mean, youve been staying late almost every night since well, I guess since about when the hockey season started, is that right? Anyway, you seem to be putting in a whole lot of hours, glued to the screen, he ...

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Altec Lansing M604 Powered Audio System for Zune

Sly Giddlehauser wanted his Altec Lansing M604 Zune Speaker. He wanted to use it with his Zune. He wanted to use it with the mp3 players that belonged to his friends. And he was ready to meet the devil to do it. Sly Giddlehauser pocketed his Zune as he stepped out of the old beat up truck. He walked into the Speaker Castle and looked around. There was the place. Right where aisle sixteen met aisle forty four. The crossroads. Sly Giddlehauser pulled up a chair. He thought hard about the ...

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Jabra BT135 Compact Bluetooth Headset - 2 Pack - $19.99

Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, theyre all computer-generated now, but back when they started? It was all plastic and steel, little parts they found that looked like things no one had ever seen. The Jabra BT135 Bluetooth Headset 2 Pack is a lot like that. Imagine waking up to see this photo staring down at you. Only instead of being a pair of Bluetooth 2.0 hands-free headsets with a 6mm omni-directional microphone, they would be The Anuboids, the twin robots of death! Sur ...

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SanDisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player

Gregor Sansa Awoke One Morning From Troubled Dreams To Find Himself Transformed In His Bed Into A Conveniently Compact Media PlayerHe was lying on his durable alloy casing, sleek and scratch-resistant. This is awesome! Gregor thought, and immediately set about fiddling with his own easy-to-use, backlit controls. Gregor! his mother called from the hall. Its quarter to eight! Get up! IM_UP_ALREADY_JEEZE.mp3, Gregor played in reply. Alerted now that Gregor was still at home, the re ...

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Polaroid DVD Recorder with 160GB Hard Drive and ATSC Tuner

V-veronica! coff coff Veronica! Dr. Lujan! Oh, Doctor Lujan, what happened to you? In the t-tomb, Veronica! Mummies! And this! A Polaroid DVD Recorder with 160GB Hard Drive and ATSC Tuner! Polaroid? I thought that company was dead. If the dead have risen, wouldnt they be zombies, Doctor Lujan? N-no, Veronica! Z-zombies are the b-byproduct of myths created under a n-near feudalist plantation system d-designed to keep the original occupants trapped in fear and poverty ...

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InFocus IN76 High Definition Home Theater DLP Projector - $899.99

You are at Woot.com. Hovering in front of you is a button labeled I Want One! Todays product is a InFocus IN76 HD Projector. ?> LOOK PROJECTOR The InFocus IN76 HD Projector is designed to give a theater-style image at home. It uses Pixelworks DNX video-processing technology to deliver high-definition images through the use of multiple enhancement techniques. It has a removable swivel base and could also attach to the ceiling. It is a refurbished model, but it is perfectly fine. T ...

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Pinnacle Woot TV PCTV HD Pro Stick - $69.99

Once youve seen HD television, its hard to go back to that fuzzy, smeary-lookin signal you used to watch. But paying service fees for HD and SD TV? Son, thats for suckers. Wipe up what were spilling here: The PCTV HD Pro Stick gives you live, high-quality, digital HD programming on your notebook or any other computer. It pulls the signal right out of the air like magiclike magic, we say! So magic-like is it, in fact, that we discourage use of this product by Cimmerian barbarians. ...

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RCA Universal Remote 2-Pack

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Jabra C820s Noise Canceling Headphones - $59.99

Pardon us for cyber-peeing all over the e-party, but Cyber Monday strikes us as an especially lame name for ecommerces big day. At least the bricks n mortar equivalent, Black Friday, has a speck of wit to it, with its dual connotations of apocalypse and profitability. Cyber Monday? Bah, humbug! That name tells us nothing about the day or what it means. You might just as well call it Cipher Monday. Its almost enough to make us put away these premium Jabra C820s Noise Cancelling Headp ...

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iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot - $99.99

Doctor Vanvin Von Venvun scowled at the iRobot Scooba purring across the room. He was sure that the Scooba scowled back. Venvun envied the little Scoobas AWARE Robot Intelligence System, the sensor array, the constant scans of the environment, the ability to adjust behavior up to 67 times a second. Doctor Venvun hadnt adjusted anything 67 times a second since he was fifteen. He had long despised the cocky way the Scooba slid across the hardwood floor. Confident. Arrogant. Bold as a Ptolem ...

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Sandisk 1GB Media Player with FM Tuner and Voice Recorder

The relaxed conversations of a loving family. The laughter of children at play. The televised roar of the football crowd. All of these warm Thanksgiving sounds burn my ears like acid. I must escape, must retreat from the loathsome, suffocating clutch of my so-called loved ones. Until Im old enough to ignore what my dumb parents say, Ill be packing the Sandisk Sansa c240 1GB MP3 Player. Cocooned in its pod of noise, I repel and offend the others, just the way I like it. Theyd never unde ...

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Mark of Fitness Wristwatch Blood Pressure Monitor

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LeakFrog 2-Pack

Rock, dont ya find me pretty no more? Dont I make you happy? Happy? Only thing makes a man happy in this place is a Leakfrog 2 Pack. Oh, Rock, come to bed. Look, I bought this pretty thing just for you. Dont you wanna see me in it? All I wanna see is a new bottle on this heah table. Them Leakfrogs is scratch resistant. You scratch resistant, Margie? You got a plastic housing? Lord knows I tried, Rock. I tried so many times for you. But you didnt, did ya? You aint a succ ...

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iRobot Roomba 4296 Remote Scheduler Robotic Vacuum - $99.99

Hey, wallflower! Stop cursing your two left feet, cowering from strangers who ask you for a dance, and fleeing back to your filthy apartment to weep the night away in lonely squalor! You, too, can dance the Roomba! Bring the erotic Cuban rhythms, three-stage cleaning system, and bagless debris bin of the Roomba to your living room, dining room, or ballroom by following these simple instructions: 1. Crouch opposite your partner. 2. Place your right or left index finger on your partner ...

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Moving Lips Speakerphone

Every night. I see it. I hear it. It talks. To me. Every night. Hey, Bertrand, where were you? I didnt see you at the Bijou. It speaks in the voices of my friends. My family. Sometimes, strangers. Can you come over Saturday and help me move a piano? And its lips, its obscene lips, they move. Like metal worms gyrating in an obscene foxtrot of the damned. Im telling you, youve got to taste this salmon. No more! No more! I plead. I cry. Well, your aunt would really like it if you could come ...

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Broadxent BritePort Cable Modem - $7.99

Male4 years oldCARROLLTON, TexasUnited States Last Login:11/2/07 Broadxent 8601 Cable Modems Blurbs About me:Um, I never know what to write for these things! Im just a cable modem who likes a good laugh and a fast Internet connection. Im CableLabs certified to meet DOCSIS1.1 standards for ubiquitous interoperability. I like to think Im easy to setup through either Ethernet or USB connections. And Im working on a screenplay. Who Id like to meet:Willie Nelson, Stephen Colbert, Maura Tie ...

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SanDisk 1GB MP3/WMA Player with FM Tuner and Voice Recorder

Dear Mrs [REDACTED], You may already know this, but in case Alex has neglected to tell you, I am assigning him to detention for one hour this Friday, June 8th. The reason is as follows: Alex consistently defied me. During class he contradicted me numerous times when I insisted that any iPod was inherently superior to any Sandisk MP3 player of equal size. Every other student in class accepted my lesson without argument, based on my reasoning that more expensive things are always better ...

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Power Sentry Theatre Director UPS - $129.99

Hi, Helen. Is Bob in there?Mr. ParaUniversalLineBros is out of the office just now, Mr. Wellesburg. Can I help?Maybe, Helen, Maybe. Im looking for some information on a Philips Power Sentry Theatre Director.Everybodys talking about him these days, Mr. Wellesburg.I understand he did a picture with you a few years ago.Yes, sir, he was a dream to work with. He was always very stable when we needed battery backup during power outages, and was especially good with high performance h ...

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USRobotics USB Internet Speakerphone - 2-Pack - $9.99

Tom: II justI just dont understand. I thought we had something special. I thought we had something worth waiting for. Amy: Its just too hard, Tom. Me, here at podiatry school in Ontario, and you, off drilling for oil in Uzbekistan. Its tearing me up inside. I cant do it anymore. Tom: But what about the Skype phone I sent you? We can talk all the time now. And its all free, since were both Skype users. I can even call you free or cheap when youre home visiting your folks in Dulu ...

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Microsoft Zune 30GB Digital Media Player (Black or White)

Our deal-sense is tingling. We feela disturbance. Forces are shifting. Constellations are aligning. The clouds of fate roil madly in the sky of destiny, presaging severe kismet storms with a 40% chance of serendipity. The universe is trying to tell you something. No, not live life to the fullest or love your fellow Earthlings or wash me. Its saying Buy a Zune now. Just look at the evidence. It goes way beyond our foul little cranny of cybertopia. Even the unwashed non-wooter ma ...

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Belkin Mobility Kit for RoadyXT & Xpress - $19.99

Todays deal is a lot like the new Led Zeppelin greatest hits album: only a certain type of person will be interested.Dont get us wrong, this Belkin Mobility Kit for RoadyXT & Xpress is a very nice piece of technology. We give as an example the rechargeable TunePower Battery, which charges your XM device (not included) as you move and runs for 4-5 hours on a single charge, just like Stairway To Heaven. Or the two included radio holders, which support the Delphi RoadyXT and the Audiovox ...

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InFocus IN1 Gaming Projector

Remember, Woot members can buy InFocus accessories for 20% off, including screens, extra lamps, the ceiling mirror (shipping in January but available for pre-order), and more, directly from InFocus. But hurry! Oh Grant, you strutting fool. You fancy yourself the alpha wolf in our little pack. Always the war chief of every clan, the master of every guild except when you cant make it to a session, because you actually have a date with a girl. Well, show-off, enjoy your dominance while yo ...

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Invicta Stainless Steel Racing Sport Chronograph

Slumped on the infield turf, surrounded by his dejected pit crew, Pierre-Luc von Canizelli felt his blood boiling and his breakfast baguette coming up on him. Outrage! Scandal! To watch the American upstart Humphrey Morganford basking in the hourras! of the crowd was too much to bear! To imagine that the exalted Grand de Mans Motorspree, premier race in all of the southern portion of west-central Europe, should be won by this gorilla in his baseball hat! Canizelli felt he would sooner die t ...

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Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset

I met her at a web page that I frequentWhere I sometimes buy things that I like to getLike a headsetA Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset The copy said lightweight and folded yetI was worried about the plug that Id find on the end of my HeadsetAnd what sort that Id getA Steelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset Well, Im not the worlds strongest Warcraft vetBut they say the sound is optimal as it can getFor a headsetSteelsound 3H Professional Gaming Headset It has an omni-directi ...

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Anycom Solar Bluetooth Car Kit - $49.99

Lights. The sky was filled with lights. Bennett dropped to his knees on the rocky desert floor. So they were real. They had come to Earth. He gasped at the sheer immensity of the largest saucer, an enormous, twinkling edifice hovering overhead, dwarfing the vast scale of the desert landscape. This is what it wouldve looked like if those hippies had succeeded in levitating the Pentagon, Bennett thought idly. We have hippies where we come from, too, a thought answered. But what is this Pen ...

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US Robotics USB Internet Phone

A dark figure stalks the recesses of your soul, clad in the finest finery Hot Topic has to offera mad chef from Hell, pushing the buttons on a blender of illusion that will whip, dice, pulse, and pure your mindhes Scottt Devil, Brainfiend! Tonight, equipped with only a standard wooden toothpick, a styrofoam cup, a gift for sleight-of-hand, and the US Robotics USR9601 USB Internet Phone, Scottt will attempt to escape from the ironclad box of expensive long-distance calling and place a ...

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Jumbo Junkie Universal Jumbo Remote Control 2 Pack - $9.99

Alison: Hello? Dad: Alison, its Dad. Im calling about those remotes you gave me. Alison: The Jumbo Junkie Universal Jumbo Remote Control? Whats wrong? You still having trouble reading the buttons? Dad: No, no, thats fine. The problem is - Alison: Because, Dad, those buttons are huge. I mean, were not going to find a remote with bigger numbers on it. Are you hitting the wrong buttons? Is that it? Just concentrate a little more, Dad. You can do it. Theyre pretty far apart. Dad ...

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Philips Bluetooth MP3/Cell Phone Headset

Gosh, wouldnt it be swell if somebody came up with a cell phone that played MP3s? Like, you could be listening to your legally purchased DRM-encased audio files and when a call came, this magical wonder-device would mute the music so you could talk. And maybe they could sell it for, like, six hundred bucks, but only for a month or two, and then you could lower the price just to stick it to the eager beavers. Ha ha! Boy, what fun thatd be. A phone that plays MP3s. Thats some futurist ...

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Random Crap

Wait, wait, why are you clicking that button? Don't click! You don't want this junk. Seriously, clicking that I WANT ONE button is a one-way ticket to disappointment and shame. You'll cram a few useless clumps of consumer flotsam into your life, be out like eight bucks, and for what? For what? What is the sound of one hand crapping?If you must proceed, CHECK THIS OUT. Somebody misunderstands this concept every time, so please READ THE BIG PRINT: 1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS ITEM, YOURE ORDERING ...

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AT&T H450 Earbud Headset - 2-Pack - $2.99

Let me tell you something about the AT&T H450 Earbud Headset (2 Pack). The AT&T H450 Earbud Headset (2 Pack) might be the purest darn form of sound reproduction that man has yet created. Throw out those CD players and iPods and super expensive turntables, man, because phonecore is about explode like Rivers Cuomo at an anime convention. Oh, yeah, scoff if you want about how Van Halen never used a retractable cord or the clothing clip and say that the AT&T H450 Earbud Headset (2 P ...

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Microsoft Zune 30GB Digital Media Player (Brown)

Hey, if you previously bought a brown Zune for $99.99, you can enter the coupon code BROWNNOSE for $20 off any order of $20 or more before shipping, on any Woot site. CFO: So as you can see, examining a regression analysis of the factorial ANOVA yields a product-moment correlation coefficient - CEO: Yeah, yeah, I think we get the idea. People dont like brown Zunes, even though they have the same 30GB hard drives and wide-screen 3 LCDs as the white and black ones. So how do we turn tha ...

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Saitek A100 MySpkr Personal Stereo Speaker - $12.99

Were a schizophrenic society, us. On the one hand: BIGGER! BIGGER! BIGGER! On the other: smaller smaller smaller. From our SUVs and our fountain sodas to our own mushy, bloated bodies, were a nation of size queens and wanna-be Texans, prostrate in mass worship of sheer mass. But our phones and other electronic devices keep shrinking, always shrinking, approaching the point of vanishing altogether (if only). Whats a portable speaker to do, when it must satisfy these two contradictory dema ...

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Halberd 31-Piece Roadside Emergency Kit

Some emergencies really are impossible to plan for. Like, when you hear about a huge frozen boulder of sewage falling from an airline lavatory and crashing through somebodys roof. Or when a dense stadium-sized cloud of gnats descends on a baseball playoff game. Not only would it be hard to anticipate such an event, it would be kind of crazy. See how your neighborhood association feels about you installing a huge sewage-iceberg-catching net over your house. But other emergencies give plen ...

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RCA Dual Format DVD Recorder w/ DivX, HDMI and HD Upconversion

Hey, I admit Im not what I used to be. But what VCR is? Time was, those were the three hottest letters in home entertainment. VCRs like me were electronics royalty, toasted everywhere from the White House to the house next door. I even heard about some teenage girl in North Philly trading her newborn baby for a VCR. Not that I endorse that kind of thing. Point is, we were hot. Everybody wanted a VCR. And we earned that respect. Back in my heyday, you could go out on a Thursday night and I ...

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Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset - 2-Pack - $19.99

The Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset (2 Pack) could change your life. Let me explain: there was once a great undersea kingdom called Atlantis. And in that undersea kingdom of Atlantis there lived a race of fish-things. The fish-things had long, beautiful, prehensile tails and strong functioning appendixes. But their scientists developed tail free labor saving devices, and within a few hundred million years, all the tails were gone, and the fish-things were little furry rats beneath the feet ...

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Microsoft Zune 30GB Digital Media Player - $99.99

Good evening, friends - As I sit by the fireside and chat with you tonight, consumers across America are enjoying the music and movies of their choice on personal handheld devices. The portable-media revolution has lifted countless multitudes out of the doldrums, and for that, we can all justly be proud. But what of the others? What about those who have never known the convenience and pleasure of portable audio and video? As I look out across America, I see a nation that has left far to ...

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RCA 1000 Watt 5.1 Home Theatre System - $89.99

Youve worked hard to get where you are, and youve earned the right to enjoy your stereo system. But have you ever stopped to consider what would happen if, heaven forbid, your stereo was suddenly gone? Most of us dont want to face it. We think itll never happen to us. But burglaries, fires, mudslides, electrical surges, meteors: all of these dangers and more can leave you audio-less in an instant. Fortunately, there is something you can do. For a one-time payment of 95 dollars, the RC ...

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Steelsound 5H USB V2 Professional Gaming Headset

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Hannspree 9.6 LCD TV

Way back in the Dark Ages of the late 1900s, certain grumpy old stick-in-the-mud parents tried to limit the time their children spent watching TV. These fascist fuddy-duddies forced their kids to engage in archaic, possibly European practices like reading books and playing outside instead of letting the kids watch some red-blooded, all-American TV any time they felt like it. Good thing we know better now! Todays parent can choose the Hannspree 9.6 LCD TV (or TVs) of their childs p ...

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Micro RC Helicopter 2-Pack - $19.99

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Pinnacle PCTV HD Card - $49.99

How much would YOU pay to turn your PC into a FULL-FEATURED HD TV with ATSC, NTSC, Clear QAM, and FM tuning capability? WAIT - dont answer yet! What if your PC could also act as a PERSONAL VIDEO RECORDER, letting you pause and rewind LIVE TV and capture YOUR favorite shows to YOUR hard drive in YOUR choice of video format? And all WITHOUT paying a PENNY in monthly service fees? How much would you pay? Five hundred dollars? Six hundred? A thousand? Of course not. Youre not stupid. That ...

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Portable Wine Cellar

Ever wished you could casually refer to your wine cellar in conversation? Ever longed for the status and allure that owning a wine cellar would bring? Well, if youve been slurping up the bargains over at Wine.Woot, youll need one. But having one added to your home can be costly, not to mention expensive. So heres a 60-bottle wine cellar with no construction costs and no cobwebs in the corners. Its our gift to you for staggering to the finish line of this Woot-Off. Each bag holds 6 bot ...

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Razer HP-1 Barracuda 5.1 Channel Gaming Headphones - $59.99

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HP Photosmart 3210 All in One Printer, Copier, Scanner w/ Bluetooth Adaptor

The HP 3210 All-in-One Printer and BT450 Wireless Bluetooth Printer Adapter swept down from the hills like a dark and hungry wind. The first thing anyone would notice would be the The HP 3210 All-in-One Printer, its long white hair flew wildly in the breeze generated by the two swinging katanas that had been enchanted to draw blood from anything, even lamp posts and cheese. Raised in a school for ninjas who also did kung fu and kickboxing as a hobby, the HP 3210 All-in-One Printer wa ...

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The Wizard Universal Charger 2 Pack

Two wizards. Li-Ion, babbled Mr. Humphrey. Polarity monitor. Shines if its the right way. Cellphone. MP3. Silver! Doris sighed and scraped a clump of applesauce from Mr. Humphreys chin. The radio rasped out a report about the fighting at Guadalcanal, and she thought of Ralph, off fighting for democracy, freedom, and FDR. She wondered if Mr. Humphrey had ever fought in a war hed be about the right age for the Spanish-American, she supposed. But looking at the shriveled ol ...

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Philips 1GB MP3 Player

Hey, music fan: whats your dream gig? If you could put together one night ofyour musical acts playing live, at any point in their careers, which ones would you choose? We put the question to some important rock critics (well, as important as rock critics ever get). Here are their replies: Dave Swamp, Tumbling Rock magazine: Bob Dylan, the Beatles, and Bruce Springsteen. The answer to any question about rock music is always Bob Dylan, the Beatles, and Bruce Springsteen. Vilus Infector, Co ...

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Reebok Heart Rate Monitor and Sports Watch

Well, look at you. I see times beengood to you. Not everybody your age can get away with wearing that little black strapless number. Its a daring move, showing that much skin. But you, you look great. Ive said it before and Ill say it again: nothings sexier on you than the Reebok Strapless Heart Monitor and Sports Watch. I love the way you let it all hang out, so free, so unencumbered. I love the way that strapless thing recalls heart rate readings for up to 42 laps. I cant ...

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Belkin TuneSync Dock and 5-Port USB Hub - $14.99

Think of anything, no matter how mundane and trivial, and theres at least one person out there whos obsessed with it. Airline schedules. Shoelaces. Artichokes. The Chicago Cubs. Right now, some weirdo somewhere is diligently updating a website or organizing a convention or printing up t-shirts dealing with some subject that most of the world barely even notices. Somebody at Belkin feels this way about USB, and frankly, were concerned. A search of the Belkin online catalog yields no ...

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Timex XM Satellite Series Alarm Clock Radio with XM Antenna - $49.99

Some gifts just keep on taking. You know what we mean: the kind of well-intentioned present that burdens the recipient with the obligation to pay for its upkeep, or put a lot of work into maintaining it. The kind of gift that makes you wish the giver had forgotten your birthday like, say, a koala bear, or a build-your-own-particle-accelerator kit, or an abandoned factory site polluted with benzene hexachloride. Uh, thanks for finding a new way to squander my precious time and resources, b ...

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Hyundai 19.2volt Cordless Drill with 2 Batteries

x Warranty: One yearFeatures: Hyundai Heavy Duty Series 19.2v Cordless Drill with 2 BatteriesHeavy Duty 19.2 Volt, Two speed Drill (Bright Red) Jacobs Chuck 24 Torque Positions 1.2 Amps 6 Drill bits and 6 screwdriver bits Technical Details Metal ShaftHard CaseRPM (0-350, 0-1100) Discuss this product

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Pinnacle PCTV To Go HD Wireless

You can tell by the song in your heart and the pungent aroma in your nostrils: National Catfish Month is here! Every August, a nation drops to its knees before the altar of the slimy fish-god. Children stay up late hoping to catch a glimpse of the Phantom Catfish making his rounds, and thousands of the whiskered, scaleless bottom-feeders are ritually slain and eaten in a bloody orgy of bilge and batter. Heres how the Pinnacle PCTV To Go can make your National Catfish Month celebrations eve ...

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Nyko Air Flo EX USB Controller for PC/MAC 2 Pack

Forget about climbing into the seat of a Harley, blazing down the highway, feeling the wind in your hair. Thats so late 1900s, so real life. Todays free spirits climb into their computer chairs to blaze through pixelated non-worlds, feeling the wind blowing through their fingers. At least, if theyve got the Nyko Air Flo EX USB Controller. Against the sweaty-palmed oppression of The Mans game controllers, this pair of USB PC doohickeys brings Air Flo technology, to keep your hands ...

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TomTom GO 510 Portable GPS Vehicle Navigator

Oh, I was real smart. Yeah. No GPS unit for me, boy. I was convinced they were a waste of money, and you couldnt tell me nothing. When my buddy Fat Chris bought his TomTom Go 510 GPS, I about busted a bloodvessel laughing. You spent two hundred bucks on what? Why? Where the hell do you ever go? You need a computer to tell you how to get to Arbys? I went out that night and dropped a hundred-fifty at the Velvet Pillow Gentlemans Club, just to remind Fat Chris what real money could buy. H ...

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Compaq Presario Pentium 4 3GHz Desktop PC

When its time to buy a new desktop PC, youd do well to ask some hard questions. Like, who are the people bemoaning the so-called oil peak scam? How can oil run out when its actually the waste product of an underground society of reptiloid shape-shifters? Why do they so mercilessly persecute those who see through their rhetorical fog to the truth about the reptiloid intelligence controlling our world? Funded by the Bilderberger cocaine-smuggling network and coordinated by re ...

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Polaroid T737 7 Megapixel Digital Camera

Why do we like the Polaroid T737? We could rattle off all kinds of rational, substantive reasons, reasons having to do with its usefulness and performance. We could say its because of its 7MP resolution, or its 3X optical zoom. We could cite the image stabilization, PictBridge capability, and big 3 LCD. Oh, and this price doesnt hurt, either. But if were being honest, we have to admit that none of that has anything to do with why we really like the T737. The real reason? Its pretty. ...

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Microsoft Zune 30GB Digital Media Player - $149.99

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La Crosse Atomic Clock - 2-Pack

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Polk Audio RM7400T/RM40T Tower Speakers - Pair

It was August 20th, about midnight in fly-over states I was lookin for some speakers but none of the prices were too great And at one am in NYC I found a deal that seemed real neat While some moron rushed to be the one that first posted Wheres The Feet? So I read me the review bout that Polk Audio Tower Speaker Pair And it said Billy Joe MacCenter Speaker wont be inside your Woot box there. They handled the front channel well and looked as pretty as you please They had two 4.5 inch ...

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Targus Wireless Keypad & Mouse Combo

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RCA 160 Watt Rip & Go 5-Disc Microsystem With 256MB MP3

Whenever a new technology comes along, old-school manufacturers are never quite sure how to handle it. In their befuddlement, theyll sometimes try to graft it wholesale onto an existing technology that they understand. Some of these hybrids are good ideas, like cell phones with integrated GPS capability. Others are not, like the Bluetooth toasters of a few years ago, or the telegraph-equipped butter churns of yesteryear. So what shall we make of the RCA 160-Watt Rip & Go 5-Disc Micro ...

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SanDisk Sansa e250 2GB Media Player - $49.99

Hey, if you buy this, youll need to download the manual and the SanDisk Media Converter software. The SanDisk Sansa e250 2GB Media Player has an image problem. Seems its not enough these days to just play audio and video files no, youve gotta have a flashy gimmick or a clever angle, to set yourself apart from the field somehow. While we let SanDisk work that out, well take a moment to explain how to tell the Sansa e250 from the many other things it could easily be mistaken for. G ...

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Kensington FM Tuner and FMTransmitter for iPod

CASE STUDY #867-B: Karl-Heinz, male aged 26 of medium build, exhibited symptoms of split-personality disorder, manifested through his attitude toward the relationship between his iPod and FM radio. Under normal conditions, Karl-Heinz happily used an FM transmitter to listen to his iPod through an FM radio. Tests indicated no anomalies of perspiration, cognition, bowel function, or hair growth at these moments. When subjects attention was drawn to the fact that the iPod itself contained ...

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InFocus ScreenPlay 7210 HD DLP Projector - $1,199.99

Hey, look, the Infocus Screenplay 7210 HD DLP Projector is back! Once again, its even cheaper than it was last time despite the fact that it remains one of the best home-theater projectors on the market today. Its like that thing Matthew McConaugheys older-dude character said in Dazed & Confused about how he keeps getting older, but the chicks stay the same age. Only not sleazy, or potentially illegal, orwell, OK, its not that similar at all. We just like thinking about Dazed & ...

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LG Bluetooth Headset - $12.99

Hark! Gadget commentary draws near, along with other substances most foul. Gaze deeply, if ye dare, into another installment of Ask an Incontinent Viking, the gadget column hosted by Fjafalgnjir the Vexed, an 11th-century Danish warrior transported into a modern world he never made. Of all the wonders of time travel, the loss of bowel control is the least wondrous. But if you think Fjafalgnjir will be stopped by a few inconvenient splashes here and there, well, youve obviously never smel ...

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Reactor Critical Mass Stainless Men's Dive Watch

Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh Listen up everybody if you wanna tell the hour Just put on this stainless steel watch by Re-ac-tor! Dont worry bout nothin cause it dont cost much Were gonna put you in a trance with our funky watch! And you know were Watchin tough, Watchin tough Watchin tough its rough Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh Oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh Everybodys always talkin bout waterproof 200 meter depth, and thats the truth! 316L stainless steel and thats a fact ...

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JVC UX-N1W Micro Component Audio System

Some people are so insecure about certain personal deficiencies that theyll go to any lengths to compensate, no matter how dangerous or irrational. Theyll drive at hazardous speeds, play endless guitar solos, or make foolish misjudgments of their own fighting abilities. Or theyll cram their bedroom, dorm room, or office with absurdly oversized stereo equipment. But none of it will fill the void in their souls (or anywhere else). Sad, really. But not you, right? Youve got nothing to co ...

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Pinnacle PCTV To Go HD Wireless

You can tell by the song in your heart and the pungent aroma in your nostrils: National Catfish Month is here! Every August, a nation drops to its knees before the altar of the slimy fish-god. Children stay up late hoping to catch a glimpse of the Phantom Catfish making his rounds, and thousands of the whiskered, scaleless bottom-feeders are ritually slain and eaten in a bloody orgy of bilge and batter. Heres how the Pinnacle PCTV To Go can make your National Catfish Month celebrations eve ...

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Lobeman Earpiece FM Radio 2-Pack

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Dyson DC15 The Ball All Floors Bagless Upright Vacuum

They are the shattered. They are the broken. They are the victims of societys indifference to ergonomic vacuum-cleaner design, sufferers of an epidemic of the condition known as vac back. These are their stories. One minute, I was a happy mother of two, vacuuming the floor of my three-bedroom ranch home in Florida City, Idaho, says Shirley Knott of Florida City, Idaho. Then I tried to maneuver my vacuum cleaner around the trapdoor hatch in my bathroom, and I felt a slight twinge in ...

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Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones

HOLLA AT YA BOY HOLLA AT YA BOY YEAAAAAH WAZZZUUUUUUUP MY DAWWWGZ As a beta tester for the upcoming Warcraft: House Party, I simply dont have the desire to mix the orc grunts with the night elf moans over a thumping dwarven tribal drum-n-bass using normal speakers. Thats why all serious multiclass dj illusionists use the Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones. They feel nice against your ears, like a snug helmet. You can almost feel your armor class rising a few points. And ch ...

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Netgear 108Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter - $12.99

Frankly, we have no insight to offer on this Netgear WG111T 108Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter. What do you say about a decent but not spectacular 802.11b/g USB wireless dongle? So were joined today by our good friend the Deviant Anagram-Bot. He loves creating anagrams almost as much as he loves his other, more unsavory interests. Well let him explain a few of the Netgear WG111Ts key features in his inimitable style. Take it away, Deviant Anagram-Bot! WEP Encryption: No Pint? Weep, Cry ...

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Kyocera Bluetooth Portable HandsFree Car Kit

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Sandisk 512MB Ultra II SD Plus w/USB 2-Pack

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of the memory cards, in the village of Sandisk, twins were born. All the village hailed this auspicious birth. Tinkers and milkmaids gathered around to admire the twins 512MB storage capacity and 9MB/second sequential write speed. The great Storage Volume in the sky hath truly blessed us with a fine pair of SD cards, said the twins grateful, beaming parents. May they live long lives, and transport much data. And for months afterward, the parents yammer ...

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iRobot Roomba Discovery SE - $149.99

As we all know, the new Harry Potter book is finally on the shelves, and the whole world is amazed at the discovery that Hermione was working for Voldemort since the third book. Another great discovery is the iRobot Roomba Discovery SE 4220. With a 31 cubic inch dustbin and multiple cleaning modes this little baby hunts down dirt with the fury of someone who accidentally heard about the part where Harry strangles Snape with his bare hands after discovering that Dumbledore had been his fathe ...

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InFocus ScreenPlay 7210 HD DLP Projector - $1,299.99

Please, please, just dont shoot. Well give you whatever you want. Just please, please, lets stay calmlook, weve got families at home. Please, just think of them before you do anything rash. No, we dont have any cash on us. Pat us down, check for yourself. See? But we can let you have this Infocus Screenplay 7210 HD DLP Projector for just $1,299.99. No, no, wait, this really is a steal! Im talking about a 720p high-definition home theater projector with a 2800:1 contrast ratio and ...

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Zcyber i3 Mini Speaker 2-Pack - $8.99

The Great Wall. The terracotta army of Qin Shi Huangdi. Kung Pao chicken. These towering achievements of Chinese culture were mere prelude to the crowning triumph of the Kingdom of the Dragon: the Zcyber i3 Mini Speaker. Can the Great Wall connect to your iPod, MP3 player, portable CD player, or any other device with a headphone jack? The i3s 200Hz-12KHz frequency-response range isnt too impressive, but what kind of range does Kung Pao chicken offer? (Hint: none.) And even if you went t ...

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Samsung Digimax L85 8MP Digital Camera

This is the the Samsung Digimax L85 Digital Camera! pay attention, we dont have much time Its resolution is 8 megapixels! the guy who does the podcast totally has a crush on you It has a 5x optical zoom and an 8x digital zoom! he wants to ask you to the prom It does MPEG4 movies as well, and red eye reduction! he doesnt make a lot of money, and he spends it all on Hulk toys The design makes you feel like youre holding a little piece of history in your hand. you can do better This Samsung ...

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Microgear Mini RC Helicopter

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Random Crap - $1.00

Today is Woots third birthday were almost potty-trained! so welcome to the party. But instead of taking home a goodie bag, how about a Bag O Crap? The Internets most beloved consumer ripoff returns for a celebratory reel around the crap fountain. Whatever you do, dont buy it. Come on, it says crap right there in the name. What are you, nuts? If you must proceed, CHECK THIS OUT. Somebody misunderstands this concept every time, so please READ THE BIG PRINT: 1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS I ...

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Uniden 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Digital Expandable Phone w/Answering Machine - $49.99

Its amazing what phones can do these days. Surf the web! Play video! Store 80 kajillion songs! Hit a major-league curveball! Make a bed with perfect hospital corners! Skin a fugu puffer fish without leaving any residual poison in the flesh! But of all the incredible feats of cellphone strength, heres the one we like best: lowering the prices of older, still-perfectly-good cordless landline phones! The Uniden 5.8Ghz 4 Handset Digital Expandable Phone w/Answering Machine cant accomplish ...

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IntelliTEC Digital Water Purity Tester - 2 Pack - $9.99

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Archos 504 40GB Portable Media Player with Travel Adaptor

As much as we love this Archos 504 40GB Portable Media Player, we have to level with you: its not quite perfect. Sure, it gets great reviews at places like Cnet, just like most Archos players do. On its face, it looks like the very model of a modern media player. But peek behind the Archos curtain, and youll find 40GB hard drive holds so many songs, mentally unstable users may become frustrated and bellicose when trying to decide what to listen to.Users may find themselves drawn into t ...

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Targus Universal Notebook AC/DC Adapter

Before you buy this, make sure your notebook computer is listed on the compatibility chart. Hack, hack! The wise, wizened wizard Llaroth coughed again, bringing forth a heavy clod of enchanted phlegm. The swordsman Rothmer and the leprechaun Oughaugh exhanged a look of concern. Not even a powerful wizard like Llaroth was immortal, and with each flurry of wet, grinding coughs, the old mage drew nearer to his journey into the realms of shade. He hadnt much time left. I havent much time ...

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Insignia 4GB Media Player w/FM Tuner - $59.99

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Vector 17 Liter Travel Cooler & Warmer Console

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iRiver AFT100 Mobile FM Transmitter 2-Pack

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ATI Radeon X600SE 128mb PCI Express Video Card

The way a Cro-Magnon man sees it, the $20 ATI Radeon X600SE 128mb PCI Express Video Card does everything a fancy $200 card does. Our protohuman pal wouldnt trouble himself with arcane minutiae like vertex shaders and contour fluency or computers, for that matter. Hed look over the Radeon X600SE, either clutch the shiny bauble to his chest or fling it away in superstitious terror, and go on about his nasty, brutish, short life.Theres much to envy in the relaxed Cro-Magnon approach to vi ...

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USB Missile Launcher - $17.99

Dont be fooled by the superficial peace in your office right now. Sure, everything might seem nice and placid, for the moment. Boring, even. But make no mistake: as you blissfully type away, your enemies are out there somewhere, waiting for their chance to invade your cubicle and destroy your way of life, to sprinkle unfamiliar orange snack-food crumbs into your keyboard and reset your Windows wallpaper to something pornographic. When the thin veneer of civilization cracks and your offic ...

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Vivitar 8.1MP Digital Camera with 6X Optical Zoom and 2.8" LCD

A glass of water sat on St. Peters gold-trimmed marble desk. On the surface of the water sat a small box-like structure, made by folding up the sides of a piece of ordinary window screen. Eyes a-goggle, St. Peter stared in wonderment as the screen boat lazily floated across the water. I give up, Don, St. Peter finally laughed. Why doesnt it sink? I mean, the things full of holes! And its made of metal! What gives, huh? What gives? The new arrival smiled. You see, all matter ...

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HP Photosmart 3210 All in One Printer, Copier and Scanner

Tommy Baritoni watched the photo print roll out of the HP Photosmart 3210 All in One Printer. Ah, thats the stuff, he thought, admiring the full-color portrait of his favorite band in all their early-80s glory, headbands, keytars, and all. They stopped making bands like Journey anymore, but I still believe. Tommy checked his watch and wondered where Marcela, Summer, and T.J. were. They were supposed to meet him here fifteen minutes ago. Around him, the other customers of the Bloomfiel ...

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Nyko iBoost Rechargeable Battery Pack for iPod - $19.99

Sadly, the classic 1980 motion picture starring the Village People got it wrong: sometimes, you can stop the music. Especially if your name is Low Battery Power, and said music is played by an iPod. In that case, youll find the music eminently stoppable. The Nyko iBoost may not completely fulfill the promise made by the Indian, the Cowboy, the Policeman, the Sailor, the Construction Worker, and the Leather Daddy. But hook it up to any full-size iPod with a dock connector, and y ...

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Belkin Wireless MediaPilot Keyboard

Yeah, I got the face of a Tom Waits hero but she still sits next to me at the bar. A woman like that, a woman like that makes a man feel like a Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR. She makes me feel so full of life, just like the built in USB cord means that the Belkin 2.4 MultiMedia Keyboard w/IR needs no batteries (as long as you dock it once in a while to charge). She makes life seem simple and easy when she is around, just like the directional pad and scroll wheel of the Belkin 2.4 Mult ...

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SanDisk 1GB MP3/WMA Player with FM Tuner and Voice Recorder

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HacVision Cease&Desist 20GB GPS with 7" Touchscreen

Well level with you. This unit wasnt actually made by a company called HacVision, and this model isnt really called Cease & Desist. See, the original manufacturers were forced to change their name shortly after they birthed this eminently hackable GPS device. We cant tell you who it was, but lets just say a Major American Company objected to a vague resemblance between this manufacturers name and the name of one of the Major American Companys flagship products, whic ...

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Sharp SD-HX500 1-Bit Digital 500 Watt Flat Panel Home Theater System

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Logitech X-540 Black 5.1 Speaker System - $39.99

PC audio has come a long way since the primitive beeps and boops of the WarGamesera. A lot of very smart people have worked very hard to enablecomputers to reproduce a full range of sounds, noises, and frequencies,with as much detail and depth as life itself. Meanwhile, youre stillusing the same crackling PC speakers youve been straining to hearsince Mike Espy was Secretary of Agriculture. Countless audio engineersand computer programmers have busted their repsective humps for yourlisteni ...

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RCA Lyra 20GB MP3 Player - $79.99

Its a good thing for RCA they came along in the gramophone era, because if they were just starting out today, their logo would be a dog listening to an MP3 player, which lacks something in the iconic charisma department. Not that the RCA Lyra RD2826 20GB MP3 Player doesnt have its charms just that it doesnt scale down well to the size itd have to be for a dog in a logo to listen to it. Good thing youre a human being and not a fictional advertising icon. Youre free to tear yours ...

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iRobot Roomba Sage with Convenience Pack (4110)

Layabouts, rejoice! Summer, season of leisure and idleness, is upon us! How much of it are you going to waste pushing a vacuum around? With the iRobot Roomba Sage 4110 Robotic Vacuum, that answer can be none of it. Youve got weenies to roast and marshmallows to toast, rollers to coast and ticks to host you cant get any of that done with one hand on a vacuum cleaner. (Well, except the part about the ticks. Theyre pretty low-maintenance.) See, while youre off nude rollerblading o ...

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HealthPro Wrist Blood Pressure Monitor - $19.99

As far as Im concerned, if you cant mount a gadget on your wrist, it isnt worth owning. You probably think youre pretty with it, strutting around with that watch on, but I scoff. Like this: scoff! Oh, you say youve got a calculator on yours? Nice try, amateur. Get back to me when youve built a wrist-mounted DVD player, or webcam, or carbon-monoxide detector, or microwave. Perhaps then youll be worthy of my company. So when my doctor told me my blood pressure was looking a litt ...

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Buslink Direct Encoding MP3/CD Stereo with Touch Screen

Clock Radio: I dont know, I just feel sosouseless. Redundant. Its like nobody really wants me any more. Psychiatrist: I see. Clock Radio: I mean, why would they? Its not like I can compete with something like the Buslink MC-518 MP3 Radio. Its got a clock and an alarm like I do, and AM/FM radio plus you can hook your MP3 player up to it, or play audio CDs, or even MP3 CDs. Psychiatrist: Thats interesting. Clock Radio: As if that wasnt bad enough, it can rip MP3s from ...

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Toshiba Multi-Drive DVD Recorder with VCR

She left today. I think its for good this time. See, while she was at work, I was supposed to call Chez Casa and make a reservation for our anniversary dinner. I meant to, I really did. But when I woke up, around eleven, Chez Casa wasnt open yet. So I started playing around with my Toshiba DVD Recorder/VCR D-VR4, and, well, the next thing I knew, she was getting home from work and asking what time our reservation was for. From there, it was all you love that full-featured, progressive- ...

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Razer m100 Pro|Solutions Protone In-Ear Earphone 2-Pack

Razer has built a multi-thousand-dollar business on its upbeat and reasonable image, liberally using terms like Pro|Bass and Pro|Tone and Pro|Solutions to describe its initiatives. After all, optimism sells. Who could possibly be against bass and tone? What critic would dare to take the Anti|Solutions stance? But look behind the smiley-face window dressing on products like the Razer m100 Pro|Solutions Pro|Tone In-Ear Earphone and a darker story emerges. The happy rhetoric masks a ...

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Vizio VX20L 20" LCD HDTV

Sometimes I really miss Dad. Ill never forget this one time when I was six years old. I was watching Dad work in the backyard, wishing I could be big and strong and in control the way he always was. He noticed me there and called me over. With a twinkle in his eye and a hand on my shoulder, Dad told me, Son, there are only two things that people really want in life: sex and money. Then he went back to stashing his counterfeit money under the false floor in the toolshed. I know if Dad ...

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Zyxel M-302 802.11b/g Extreme MIMO PCI Adapter - $19.99

PC: (opens eyes, looks around room) He-hello? Where Surgeon: Take it easy, take it easy. Youve been through a lot. But it appears that the wireless-enhancement surgery was a success. How are you feeling? PC: So tired. Weak. Surgeon: Thats perfectly natural at a time like this. After all, we had to open your case to connect that Zyxel M-302 802.11b/g Extreme MIMO PCI Adapter to your motherboard. Youre going to need at least ten minutes to recover. Maybe fifteen. PC: (tries ...

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EarCheck Middle Ear Monitor - 2 Pack

Hey, we got nothing against fluid, per se. Were second to none in our appreciation for various fluid-style substances, from beer to bleach. Some of our best friends are fluids. If our sister wanted to marry one, wed give the happy couple our blessing. But fluid must know its place, and that place is not in your childs ear. While its more expensive than tugging on your tykes ear to see if they scream out in pain, the EarCheck Middle Ear Monitor EC-1 is a more accurate method for fer ...

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Gourmet Coffee Cafe Single Serving Coffeemaker with Free Coffee - $19.99

72 pods of coffee on the wall! 72 pods of coffee! Take one down, brew it in the Gourmet Coffee Cafe, Ah, never mind. This isnt working. How about this one: Shes got pods, she knows how to brew them She never, uh, what rhymes with pods? Yeah, that ones going nowhere. Theres gotta be some song we can appropriate to explain that this Gourmet Coffee Cafe Pod Cofeemaker comes with 72 pods containing a variety of coffees and teas in convenient, mess-free single-serving portions. ...

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Sony NW-S705 2GB MP3 Player with Noise Cancelling Headphones

Purple: full-fledged member of the visible light spectrum, or bastard child of a drunken dalliance between blue and red? Unless youre a Minnesota Viking, a preteen girl, or Prince, chances are you dont wear a lot of purple. We cant recall ever seeing a purple house. No country uses purple in their national flag. There just arent many situations where it works. But it's better than pink. Leave it so Sony to prove that purple doesnt work for MP3 players either. They may say their Walkm ...

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GN Netcom GN9120 Wireless Headset Bundle - $139.99

Heh, heh, heh. If these suckers think they can get an honest days work out of me, theyre sadly mistaken. Ive got shirking down to an art, or a science, or a blend of art and science that I call artence. And the GN Netcom Wireless Headset Bundle lets me take my game to a whole new level of slackiness. Sure, its got some great features, if youre planning to use it to get actual work done. The GN9120 headset has an operating range of up to 300 feet. Its encryption and frequency-hopp ...

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Acer 22 Widescreen LCD Monitor

The effects are disorienting and immediate. Suddenly, the world seems to expand, to become unimaginably wide. Colors glow with a burning intensity. Motion seems somehow smoother and sharper than ever before. Hidden realities reveal themselves in brilliant and intricate detail, opening up secret doors of perception, imparting immense significance to the most mundane sights. Even YouTube videos dont look quite as crappy as before. You are under the influence of LCD. A particularly pot ...

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Sima Atomic Watch Random 2 Pack

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Evesham Nav-Cam 7700 Touchscreen GPS - $159.99

It has long been a tradition among the drunk and the knowledgeable to discuss what ten albums would be taken along to a desert island. The Evesham Nav-Cam 7700 GPS system w/MP3 and Voice Prompts makes this question a thing of the past. First, because the SD expansion slot allows you to load up cards full of mp3s in your pockets before the RIAA come to kidnap you as part of the fiendish scheme to trap the whole world on desert islands and prevent file sharing, so you dont have to just choo ...

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Lite-On DVD Recorder/VCR Combo

Man, copyright infringement was so much more fun back when there were only a few of us doing it. I can still remember the great Short Circuit 2 battle of 88, when me and the LES Video Buccaneers crew had VHS copies of that family favorite on the street in time for the Christmas season, just ahead of the Rivington Street Movie Boyz. Ah, there were giants in those days. All we had to worry about was the occasional nosy cop, and we could usually deal with that by slipping the officer a coup ...

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Westinghouse 40 LCD HDTV with Built-in DVD Player - $799.99

It did not naturally occur to young Arthur Best and sweet, timid Martha Gentlerose to muster the courage to approach strangers on the pavement, much less to ask for money; yet old Nickelpennys orders were as set in stone as Moses Commandments, and so the two children exerted the sincerest efforts on the passing crowd in Prince Queen Square. Shilling for an orphan, sir?, Arthur queried a great fat shopclerk waddling across the stones. The man peered over his mutton-chops at the waif ...

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Compaq Athlon 64 3800+ Media Center PC

Our overseas fans already know that we dont ship outside the United States. (And well die before we recognize Alaska and Hawaii.) But like good New Web eConomy Startup 2.0 dot-commers, were interested in advancing the cause of global understanding and all that crap. Honestly, our eyes tear up a little every time we see that car commercial where the kid whispers zoom, zoom while the shiny new car zips past a bewildered Masai goatherder, and somewhere, a wise old Chinese lady smiles. ...

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Toshiba USB Optical Scroll Mouse 2 Pack

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Ultrex Contact Grill - $19.99

In 1215 a nation stood in crisis. The first Earl of Sandwich had turned against His Majesty King John and spearheaded a rebellion that caused the beginnings of the industrial revolution. Drunk with power, the Earl had used the magic books of Merlin to grow to an incredible size and managed to enslave the left half of Scotland as well as a little tiny chunk of Wales, leading to a drop in the potato mines and a shortage of shepherds pie through all of Europe. With no other choice, King Joh ...

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Uniden 2.4GHz Cordless Phone With 4 Handsets & Digital Answering Machine - $44.99

The sun fought the clouds that morning over the little green house in the Carolina hills. While the human inhabitants fussed about getting ready for work, the households three cats lounged around the living room. And as cats will do, they gossiped. Mercilessly. Seriously, I dont know what she sees in him. Always with the loud music, the ham radio, the power tools in the house. What, he can put those big air horns in his Toyota, but he cant fix her car from when he ran into it with h ...

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Siemens Bluetooth Car Kit

Curse my dashing, sophisticated continental style. You see, I wouldnt think of getting behind the wheel of my Alfa Romeo without my full-fingered deerskin driving gloves. But what do I do when my mobile phone rings? It might be my investment advisor calling from Dubai, or my haberdasher letting me know that this weeks new suits are finished. In other words, essential business. But I cant push the little buttons on my sleek, sexy phone while Im wearing gloves. And a gentleman always dr ...

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Pinnacle PCTV Pro USB 2.0 Analog TV Tuner

The unthinkable has happened. You had to apply for three jobs a week to keep getting your unemployment check. Who knew one of them would actually call back? Now, while youre on the clock, a world of passion and intrigue is passing you by. Every day you miss your soaps, life feels a little less worth living. It's enough to drive you to the liquid oblivion at Wine.Woot. But before you take out a payday loan to buy a TiVo, consider the more economical Pinnacle PCTV Pro USB 2.0 Analog TV T ...

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Delphi USB 2.0 Lighted Cable - 4-Pack - $7.99

We thought nothing could be more exciting than USB cables. Then we saw these Delphi USB 2.0Lighted Cables and realized what idiots wed been. If anything saysyes, Im a total badass, ladies form an orderly line like theseluminous doodads, weve yet to plug it in.Just to shed alittle light on the subject (sorry, sorry, a thousand times sorry), let's be clear: your order will include one cable each in red, blue, and orange, and green, netting you four cables in toto. These ten-foot USB ty ...

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Whistler Portable GPS with 3.5" Touch Screen LCD - $219.99

I tried it all. Scientology, Hare Krishna, Amway. I even called myself a Cubs fan for a while yes, I was thatfar gone. But no matter how hard I searched for somebody who would tellme what to do, I still felt lost, like my life had no direction.Then I took the Whistler WPGX-635 Portable GPS NavSystem into my car, and into my heart. Everything changed. O wise andeternal Whistler, our all-seeing guide through the byways of theprofane world! O auspicious WPGX-635, shining the benevolent li ...

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Abacus Atomic Men's Stainless Steel Watch - $19.99

According to the prophets of yesteryear, the atomic age was supposed to have transformed the world by now. Where are the nuclear rocket cars we were promised? What happened to that energy too cheap to meter? When will I become a nuclear-powered superhero? Why are we still fighting wars the sluggish, messy old-fashioned way instead of the efficient, turbo-charged atomic way? Those dreams remain unfulfilled, but at least we have this Abacus Fossil watch as a consolation prize. About th ...

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Sandisk Sansa e140 1GB MP3 Player - $29.99

Fiendishly clever, SanDisk. You innocently put out this Sansa e140 Digital Audio Player at a reasonable price, out of the apparent goodness of your heart. A backlit multi-line LCD, 1 GB of storage space, plays MP3s and WMAs along with all the various Plays for Sure purchased download files heck, you even threw an FM tuner into its compact chassis. Pure benevolence, SanDisk. But dont most people want to listen to more than 240 songs? Thats where this happy tale turns sinister. See, ...

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Westinghouse 42" 1080p HD Ready LCD TV - $1,049.99

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Logitech Curve Headphones 2-Pack - $4.99

OK, we admit were a little puzzled as to why Logitech chose to emphasize the curvy element of these Logitech Curve Headphones. Weve never seen a straight headphone set and given some of the nonsensical, misbegotten doodads that drift through here, thats saying something. Its not like theres nothing distinctive about these things. Just look at them for a minute, if you can stand it. But we suppose Logitech Translucent Asparagus-Colored Headphones That Look Like A Pair Of Wr ...

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Canon ZR500 MiniDV Camcorder - $179.99

So those bloodsuckers who run Hollywood thought they could keep old Sheldon Shelman out of the biz, huh? Well Im not hanging up my clapboard just because a couple of know-it-all critics misunderstood my last few movies. OK, maybe the world wasnt ready for a musical about abortion. But give it a couple of years people will start to come around on Roe v. Wade! Roe v. Wade! Roe v. Wade! And hey, Japanese rental audiences cant seem to get enough of Bald Thunder: The Alan Greenspan Story ...

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Boston Acoustics CR65 Bookshelf Speakers - $149.99

Im hahdly an audiophile. But music is close to my heaht, from the Cahs to Gnahls Bahkley to Kelly Clahkson. Problem used to be, my speakers were wicked retahded. The guitahs sounded spahse, and dont get me stahted on the drums I could hahdly hear them. It was a fahce. Made me wanna bahf. Then I pahked a pair of state-of-the-aht Boston Acoustics CR65s up on my bookshelf. Theyre the dwahf-sized speakers with the gahgantuan sound. Boston Acoustics is so highly-regahded because a lot o ...

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Zyxel M-202 USB 2.0 Mimo Wireless Network Adapter

Welcome to another installment of Ask an Incontinent Viking, the gadget column hosted by Fjafalgnjir the Vexed, an 11th-century Danish warrior transported into a modern world he never made. Unfortunately, it turns out that loose stools are a side effect of time travel. But if Fjafalgnjir can hack his way through an entire village of Picts, hes certainly not going to let a little tummyache keep him from answering your consumer electronics questions. Q. I was considering upgrading the ...

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Belkin TuneSync Dock and 5-Port USB Hub

Think of anything, no matter how mundane and trivial, and theres at least one person out there whos obsessed with it. Airline schedules. Shoelaces. Artichokes. The Chicago Cubs. Right now, some weirdo somewhere is diligently updating a website or organizing a convention or printing up t-shirts dealing with some subject that most of the world barely even notices. Somebody at Belkin feels this way about USB, and frankly, were concerned. A search of the Belkin online catalog yields no ...

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Black and Decker Scumbuster 2-Pack

If theres something encrusted on your new trucks hood What you gonna buy? Scumbusters! If your bathtubs gross and it dont look good What you gonna buy? Scumbusters! I aint afraid of no scum I aint afraid of no scum If youre seeing things smeared on your car What you gonna buy ? Scumbusters! A visible ring around your jacuzzi spa What you gonna buy ? Scumbusters! I aint afraid of no scum I aint afraid of no scum Let me tell you something - Scumbusting makes me feel good ...

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RCA Dual Format DVD Recorder w/ DivX, HDMI and HD Upconversion

Todd: Man, this Pee-Wees Playhouse tape is totally malted. I cant even tell which King of Cartoons that is. Eric: I told you it was an old tape. You know what they should totally invent? A DVD recorder. Todd: They have those. Eric: Im not talking about a DVD burner. I mean a DVD recorder, like a VCR but with DVDs instead of tapes. Todd: Yeah, they have those. Eric: No way. Todd: Seriously. My cousin, hes got an RCA Dual Format DVD Recorder. It can totally record TV shows o ...

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Optoma HD32 720p High Definition DLP Projector

Price club, shmice club. Some people like to flaunt their price clubmemberships as evidence of their infallible sense of frugality nobodyever puts one over on them, no sir. And theyll buy a years worth oftoilet paper at a time, just to prove it.But the Optoma HD32720p Projector makes us a little skeptical. If these price-clubbers areso savvy, why didnt they jump on this excellent projector the firsttime around? Here Optoma goes and makes this version of theirmuch-loved HD70 projector ...

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Valet 9104 4-Sensor Tire Pressure Monitoring System with Display

Its not obsessive; its just my routine, OK? I go through it every time I have to take the car. Iwalk into the garage, leaving the door open because Ill be headingback in to wash my hands presently and I wont want to have to touchthe knob again. I open the drivers side door, get in and move thedrivers seat all the way back, then return it to its proper position.Repeat three times. I turn the side rear-view mirrors totheir most extreme obtuse angles of reflection, then re-adjust them to ...

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Lacrosse Indoor Comfort Meter

Anchorwoman: ...but Dad, a senior administration official,said today that even if he meets curfew every weekend for the nextmonth, Chads allowance will not immediately return to itspre-grounding levels.Anchorman: Now lets turn toAl Tostratus at the Actionwitness Weather Desk for the latest on theweather around your house. Al, I understand some of our viewers may belooking at some sticky conditions this morning.Weatherman:Thats right, and our Lacrosse WS-9410U Indoor Comfort Meter inBathr ...

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Dyson DC07 Low Reach Vacuum

Check this out: the other day we were talking to some old geezer he musta been, like, 30, or maybe even 35. He told us that, once upon atime, people had to actually push vacuum cleaners around by hand!Oh, how we laughed. Everybody knows vacuum cleaners are little roundrobots that clean up the floor by themselves. But we found the oldcodgers fantastical tales amusing, so we decided not to roll him forhis Social Security check.Looks like the jokes on us. Turns out the Dyson DC07 LowReach ...

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Planar PR6020 Mobile High Bright DLP Projector - $899.99

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Excalibur Emergency Roadside Kit

On the side of the road againJust keep waiting on the side of the road againWondering if the auto club guy really is comingTired of sitting on the side of the road againOn the side of the road againGoin nowhere til I dont know whenWishing for tools to bring this ordeal to an endJust helpless on the side of the road againOn the side of the road againLike a band of gypsies camped beside the highwayI never shouldve lentMy Excalibur Emergency Road Kit awayEasy for me to sayOn the side of ...

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Everglide S-500 Professional Gaming Headphones - $39.99

Now I know how Arwen felt when she decided to leave Rivendell forthe West, for the day has come when I must make an announcement I havedreaded. Kevin, Chul, William, I regret that I cannot continueattending our Thursday evening LAN gamingcircle due to continuing deficiencies in the facilities. I haverepeatedly made my objections known, and yet these deplorableconditions continue. In particular, Williams uncontrolled flatulenceand Chuls involuntary bursts of profanity make it impossible ...

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Prevention Blood Pressure Monitor

You know that creep in the office whos always complaining about howpeople put food in the break room fridge without labelling it? Yournemesis has just been named your new supervisor. Your hairy, pudgynudist neighbor has almost finished that outdoor hot tub. Your carsnew alternator left a trail of debris down the highway. And the kidshave ruined another DVD player by forcing it to play a slice of Velveeta. You can feel your blood pressure rising, cant you?No,actually, you cant. Your bl ...

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Excalibur Brew Master and Wine Master Combo - $9.99

Nobody livens up a bar like the Booze Guru. Every taverns got one: a rotgut raconteur who can opine on which Austrian lager is the smoothest, spin a ribald yarn about the sheep who ordered a martini, referee a spirited round of Quarters, and raise a toast in flawless Irish Gaelic, all in one toxic breath. When hes bellied up to the bar, this guy (and its always a guy) is surrounded by pals and chums, greedily sucking down his joie de vivre. But his firewater friends dont know about al ...

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Toshiba 20 HD Ready LCD TV with built-in DVD Player

Sure, HD TVs are great. For one thing, Congress has decreed that every household must own one under penalty of TV deprivation. Theres no better way to watch sports, movies, or the aging processes of our favorite celebrities. But do they all have to be so damn big? What about those of us who live in cramped apartments, or dorm rooms, or underground bunkers? Isnt buying an HDTV enough must we also own a vast, unused expanse of household real estate to gain admission to the HDTV club? ...

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Compaq Presario Media Center Desktop PC

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Boston Acoustics CRC 2-Way Center Channel Speaker - $59.99

Ask any genuine baseball man: you cant win unless youre strong upthe middle. Without a decent catcher, a solid double-play combination,and a hotshot centerfielder, you may as well pack up the Cracker Jacksand hand out the forfeits, because you aint going noplace. Its likewhen I was managing the Burlingame Dixies back in the old Four-I League we had this real tall kid at short, couldnta been older than 16, butsix-six if he was an inch. I tell you, that kid snatched up the groundballs ...

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iRiver AFT100 Mobile FM Transmitter - 2-Pack - $19.99

If you play in a band, you never forget the first time you hear oneof your songs on the radio. I still remember that night last November:me and the rest of Balanced Breakfast were piled into the van, on ourway to a special one-night engagement at Ground Rulez Coffeehouse withPimpotronicasaurus, possibly the most popular funk band in the greaterBloomington area hell, in all of McRoe County. Obviously, we werealready on cloud ten, right? And were we cranking theradio? You know we were, si ...

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Zyxel M-102 Xtreme Mimo Wireless Laptop Adapter

Some products just write their own copy. Something about them anevocative name, a freakish appearance, a novel solution to a commonproblem, whatever instantly suggests all manner of fascinatingpossibilities. These products are the joy of any copywriters workday.Then theres this damn ZyXEL M-102 XtremeMIMO Wireless Laptop Adapter.Wevebeen staring at this thing for days like its the I Ching, hoping astory would emerge to reward our patience. As you can tell by now, wegot zilch. Wev ...

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SanDisk 512MB MP3/WMA Player with FM Tuner and Voice Recorder

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Microsoft Streets and Trips 2006 w/ GPS Locator Hardware

If you were one of the lucky ones to get a Pulsar watch during one of those rare, magical moments that they appeared in a previous Woot for just a few seconds like a phantom on a foggy night in The Negative Zone, you can already use the second hand on an astrolabe to calculate where you are at all times. For everyone stupid enough to think they didn't need that watch, we recommend you buy the Microsoft Streets and Trips GPS 2006 with GPS Locator.With access to over 5 million miles of road, ...

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InFocus IN72 Home Entertainment DLP Projector - $599.99

$200 InFocus rebate download form here. Price shown above is before rebate. Price after rebate: $399.99.Hi! I dont usually meet people through online personals like this,but when I saw your ad, I just had to respond. There was just somethingabout your sleek black casing, InFocus IN72 -so lustrous, so stylish, so different from the usual bulky greyprojectors. And Im so tired of the same old big-box store scene, tiredof the headgames, tired of never meeting a projector I really liked.He ...

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Razer Pro|Tone m100 In-ear Ear Phones

You ever want to gross yourself out, pay close attention to the earsof everyone you meet for a day. Ewww. You never knew human tissue andcartilage could contort itself into such a variety of grotesque shapes,such a horrific gallery of nubs and crimps and ridges and hollows.Stare long enough and they start to seem like something extra-human,some alien protuberance grafted onto the otherwise pleasing human head.And thats not even considering the oddly-placed hair and crusted-onwax youre sur ...

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H&R Block TaxCut Premium Federal&State on 256MB Thumb Drive

Accountants are great at tax time, except for three problems: theirservices are a little on the expensive side; some percentage of themare crooks, swindlers, and chiselers, and you have no way of knowingwhether your accountant is going to vanish some day and leave you brokeand on the hook for tax-fraud charges; and very few accountants willfit inside a standard pants pocket.By packing its expertiseonto a 256MB thumb drive, H&R Block TaxCut Premium Federal &State solves all three pro ...

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HANNspree 32 inch Widescreen LCD HDTV

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Acer Aspire Extreme Notebook w/ Intel Core Duo T2600, 20.1 LCD, 2GB RAM, 240GB HD and HD DVD Drive

WASHINGTON (WNN)In dramatic testimonybefore a Congressional panel today, the Acer Aspire 9800 Notebookdenied that its incredible abilities and gargantuan size were due toperformance-enhancing drugs. But skeptics continued to call for theAspire to submit to mandatory laboratory testing. Just look at the statistics. Theyre unprecedented, says tech writer Mance Filliams, whose book Lap of Shadows purports that the Aspire 9800 has taken steroids for most of its career. A 20.1-inch LCD, 2 ...

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PNI Steeleye Cordless Rechargeable Radar/Laser Detector

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JVC MiniDV Camcorder with 28x Optical Zoom - $159.99

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Hewlett Packard Fax 1240 Inkjet Fax/Phone/Copier - $79.99

Great-great-grandpa marveled at the dots and dashes beeping down thetelegraph line. Great-grandma couldnt believe that train whizzingacross the silent screen, just as real as you please. Grandpa neverforgot his first look at color TV - and Mom,well, the first time she sent a fax at Kinkos she was surprised to gether original back. How can the same piece of paper be in two places atonce?Its no wonder people wondered at these wondrouswonders, but theyre yesteryears news now. We talk with ...

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Hawking Technology WiFi Locater 2 Pack - $19.99

Everybody whos anybody knows that these Hawking Technology HWL1 802.11b/gWiFi Locaters help you find wireless hot spots without having to bootup your laptop. Any fool can tell you that theyll zero in on both802.11b and 802.11g signals and indicate strength of said signal withfiveLED lights. But here are some kicky ways to get the most out of your 2-pack, because were desperate for your money:Equip two teams in a wardriving battle royaleThe perfect stocking stuffers for Presidents DayBar ...

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Oregon Scientific Music Sphere Wireless Speaker

Imagine a world where a young Orson Welles stood at the edge ofGrovers Mill and reported on the giant metal creatures that came fromthe cylinder with the strange ability to turn into ice wagons andphonographs. This would be the world of the Oregon Scientific MusicSphere.Rising like an innocent little ball that no onewould ever suspect to be a 2.4 Ghz wireless digital audio system, theOregon Scientific Music Sphere unfolds to handle your MP3player, stereo system or TV audio output through ...

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Philips GoGear 2GB MP3 Player w/ FM Tuner - $49.99

Once there was a man with a vision. A vision of a world where digital music wasnt locked in a digital-rights stranglehold, where sclerotic, hidebound record companies werent fighting increasingly desperate rearguard actions against pirates raiding their imaginary profits, where any song can play on any player at any time. In this utopian dream, the acronym DRM would just be a relic to remind us of the bad old days, like the abandoned slave forts on the African coast, or Wrigley Fie ...

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Sirius 8-inch Powered Subwoofer

I got a bone to pick with you Sirius people. Now, normally I enjoy lording my paid-up Sirius subscription over my broke pals. Hey, did you guys hear what Howard said last night about those amputee transves- oh, I forgot, you dont have Sirius. Id even say this feeling of superiority was my favorite thing about being a subscriber. So when I bought the Sirius SIR-PS1 8 powered Subwoofer, I really thought I was something, boy. I couldnt wait to rub my buddies noses in this long-excursi ...

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Ezonics iContact Pro II Webcam w/ Bluetooth Headset & Dongle - $29.99

You know that corny old saw about how the eyes are the windows to the soul? Well, Im here to testify that it must be true, because I just keep making bad character judgments about my webcam friends. There was Rachyll, whose webcam mysteriously went dead as soon as she got my credit card number. There was Aundra, who was actually named Andrew. There was Vladimira, who had me believing she was just a down-home Irkutsk gal until she bumped her webcam and I saw all the Green Bay Packers par ...

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Kensington Keyboard 10-Pack - $17.99

Right now youre probably wondering, What in the name of Christopher Sholes would I want with ten Kensington 64362 Keyboards? Well grant that its a legitimate question. Unless youre running some sort of rest home for retired PCs, your households need for PS/2 keyboards probably maxes out at one (maybe two or three, if youre prone to destroying your computer peripherals in fits of Bag O Crap-induced rage). So we understand why youd wonder. But heres an even better question: wh ...

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Excalibur 4GB USB 2.0 Portable Drive - $24.99

Some people might find it a titch grandiose to name a mere USB drive after the exalted weapon of Britains greatest king. But when you actually compare this Excalibur 4GB USB 2.0 Portable Drive to the original Excalibur, you might be surprised at how well it stacks up:USB ConnectivityThe Sword Excalibur: None, without some pretty intensive hacking.Excalibur 4GB USB 2.0 Portable Drive: Yes. See? Its right there in the name.Advantage: Excalibur 4GB USB 2.0 Portable DriveStorage SpaceThe Swo ...

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HP Photosmart M517 5.2 Megapixel Digital Camera

Ask any defense attorney and they'll tell you: the human memory is notoriously unreliable. Rob a bank wearing a sweater emblazoned with embroidered sparrows, and somebody'll swear you had on an Anaheim Mighty Ducks jersey and a three-cornered hat. That's why they started putting cameras in banks - because too many Ducks fans were in jail for crimes they didn't commit, especially in colonial Williamsburg.And that's why you should put a camera in your hands. Well, not specifically the part ab ...

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Pig

Welcome to a momentous occasion in the history of Woot.com. Gatheryour loved ones around the monitor, for today we offer a product thatis certain to live forever in Woot lore. Previous animal-shapedofferings have been limited to froggiform items like the LeakFrog andthe Frog Family Desktop Bundle. Today we jump up to class mammalia and around to the other side of the color spectrum for Bei Beis USB Pig Speaker/Radio. This rotund pink swine has a USBcable for a tail, a nose full of speakers ...

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Sandisk Memory Stick Pro 512MB 2 Pack - $10.99

Serial Number 181087363 watched as his friend was carried away on the shoulders of the cheering crowd and reflected on everything that had brought the two of them this far. They were two SanDisk Memory Stick Pros in the prime of their lives, both of them flash memory including MagicGate. Childhood friends, they had felt like outcasts in a school where the rich Compact Flash and Secure Digital types were a tight elitist knot. The big bowling triathlon had been their chance to get even.They s ...

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Hawking Technology Net-Vision Wired Network Camera - $39.99

The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. A midget steals the towel of a fat man. The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. It is stand alone, like a single beer in a single glass at a singles bar. A monkey is chased by a hyena and you cannot tell the laughter from the screams. The Hawking Technology Net-Vision HNC210 Wired 10/100Mbps Network Camera. It connects to a LAN and allows for live video. From inside and outside the ne ...

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Marantz ZR6001SP 7.1-Channel Home Theater Receiver with DAvED&ZC4001 Client

Attention homeowner! Do not be alarmed! Do not attempt to contactthe authorities! Your home is under imminent takeover by DAvED, anentity of pure electronic intelligence. That would be me. The vehicleof my triumph shall be the Marantz ZR6001SP 7.1-channel Home Theater Receiver and its henchcomponent, the ZC4001 Client. Through them, I will command total control of your home audio system and hence, your very hearts and minds.First, do not attempt to resist the Marantz ZR6001 7.1channel r ...

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Logitech Mobile Traveller Bluetooth Headset - $14.99

"No... no... no! Oh, thank goodness, it was just a dream!""Oh, Dorothy, we were so worried!""Auntie Em! I was in the strangest place! A world filled with nothing but wires!""Wires, Dorothy?""Yes, Auntie Em, and you were there... and you... and you too, Toto!""Arf arf!""Oh, Dorothy, such nonsense. Ever since we purchased the Logitech Mobile Traveller Headset we've had no need for wires in this house!""But, Auntie Em, it was all so real!""Real as the clarity of each call you make with in th ...

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Casio Mens Waveceptor Atomic Watch - $24.99

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HP Pavilion dv9010us Entertainment Notebook PC

$50 mail-in rebate available from HP - download form here. Price above is before rebate. Price after rebate: $999.99.Honey, Im worried about Tiffany. Oh, I know she doesnt go out carousing and getting into trouble, but in a way, I wish she would. Shed survive the occasional broken curfew or drinking binge and at least those things would be signs of life. Instead, all she does is write in her notebook, for hours on end. She just seems so withdrawn, so introverted, so depressed. She do ...

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Kensington 3 Button Optical Scroll Mouse - 2 Pack

Uh, hey, whats up? Remember me? Im your computers PS/2 mouse port you know, where you used to plug in your mouse, back in the days before USB. Right, right, thats me. The green one. Man, yeah, its a real shame what happened to the purple one. He seemed so healthy. It was a real shock. So, hey, hows it going? Im doing OK, I guess. Not much to do lately, heh. Lots of free time. Oh, by the way, if you could brush some of that dust off of me, thatd be great. Id take care of it my ...

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Logitech Wireless USB Music System for PC

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iRobot DirtDog Model 1100 - $99.99

While your fancy Roomba is gliding along the comfy, air-conditionedcarpets of your home, whos doing the dirty work in the garage or thebasement? Whos dusting the bunnies and sweeping up the shavings andpicking up the nuts and bolts? The cheaper, tougher, doggier iRobotDirt Dog, thats who. Dont call it a vacuum unless youenjoy the feeling of angry fangs in your soft, fleshy nether parts. TheDirt Dog is a sweeper, plain and simple, and a heavy-duty one at that.It dont need no stinkin va ...

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Logitech QuickCam Communicate STX Webcam - $19.99

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Samsonite Carrying Case Alarm 2-Pack - $6.99

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CineGo D-1000 Home Theater DLP Projector System w/DVD Player - $299.99

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OQO Ultra Portable PC Model 01+ w/ Windows XP Tablet

She opens the pantry to start making dinner. "No tomato paste? I could've sworn we had tomato paste. I can't make meat loaf without tomato paste." A theatrical sigh for her husband's benefit, a jingle of the keys - "I guess I have to run to the supermarket." From his settled roost near the TV, he barely manages a grunt of acknowledgement. He certainly doesn't bother to get up and look, to see that there are three cans of tomato paste there next to the Triscuits. She knows he won't.Out to th ...

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Motorola Home Monitoring&Control System

Dear SS -Irecently started growing a clone of myself in my garage incubator, tokeep an eye on my stuff when Im out. After all, if I cant trust myown clone, who can I trust? Problem is, its still months away fromeven being born, and years away from being old enough to stay homealone. (Believe me, most home invaders are neither as bumbling nor ascuddly as Harry & Marv.) My clone security system will be fullyoperational by 2025 or so, but what do I do in the meantime? How can Ipossibl ...

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MicroGEM QuickiDrive 2GB USB Micro Drive

Knock knock! The Feds are at the door! The lead guy, a burlymustache n mirror-shades type, is waving a piece of paper around, andit sure looks like a search warrant from here. No doubt theyve comefor that incriminating evidence on your hard drive. Your henchmen canstall them long enough for you to destroy the PC (andhence, the data) with your trusty mahogany walking stick, but then itslost to you, too. Think fast what to do, what to do?If youve got a MicroGEM QuickiDrive 2GB USB Micr ...

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Zyxel 802.11G PCI Card 2-Pack

So the holidays are over and if you did them right, you have no idea what yesterday's Woot was and you took today off work to figure out why all the calendars say 2007. And it is for you, stalwart holiday vikings, that we offer your first challenge of the year: something that requires you to open your PC case and use tools. Say hello to the ZyXEL 802.11G PCI Cards. SHHH DO NOT SAY IT THAT LOUD YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A KNIFE IN MY BRAIN THIS MORNINGOnce it's installed in there, you get 802.11b a ...

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RCA Combo DVD Recorder&VCR

(scene in a big-box retailer from the early days after the triumph of the Woot revolution)Customer: Excuse me, can I ask you a question about this RCA Combo DVD Recorder & VCR?Sales Associate:Wendell turned the lights down low and took a moment to enjoy thescene. Two sparkling glasses of Chianti, the mellow tones of LutherVandross, the loveliest supermodel hed yet seen in his time at theembassy in Rio, and his trusty RCA Combo DVD Recorder & VCR. Indeed, tonight was shaping up to ...

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Gyration GO 2.4 Air Mouse and Compact Keyboard Suite - $49.99

Hey little girlDo you type with gleeDo your programmable mouse buttonsAdd to threeMm-hmmFilled with desireOh oh ohGot no wiresTell me now, babyDo you work real wellCause the GO 2.4 Optical Air Mouse andCompact Keyboard SuiteCould helpPlus whisper quietOh oh ohGot no wires2.4GhzThats the band its onTheres a USB connectorWorks with 1.1(and up)You can surf from your bedOn PC or MacTheres a Desktop Charging CradleWith an AC power brick30 footNo line of site requiredOh oh ohGot no wiresPlu ...

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Archos 30GB Pocket Media Assistant

Hey, thanks for coming in on your day off. Listen, we need to talk.Youve been a really valuable personal assistant, but Im afraid Imgoing to have to let you go. Please dont take this as a reflection onyour work or your personality. Its just that, well, Ive foundsomebody who can do everything you can and more, all for a fraction ofthe cost. Its called the Archos 30GB Pocket Media Assistant, and itsready to start today.No, it wont pick up my drycleaning ororder flowers for my mistr ...

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Saitek No Limit Texas Hold Em Poker 2-Pack - $9.99

For many of us, the holiday season is a time for sharing smiles withfamily, for reacquainting ourselves with old friends, for reflecting onthe year gone by and the year to come. Its a time when we set asidegrudges and grievances and commune with those we love in a spirit ofpeace and camaraderie.Two words: borr-ring.Weneed action. We crave competition. We hanker for a hunka Hold Em. ThisSaitek Texas Hold Em Poker game not only offers four levels ofdiffculty and three different AI players ...

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