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Popular American Writer and Underground Cult Icon Norm Augustinus Primary Format : Comedy Language : English Also Listed as: City : Unknown State/Province : FL Country : USA Region : NA User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Podcast iTunes Link Text Only listing of Norm Augustinus Podcasts Methings.com listings of Norm Augustinus Podcasts If you like this podcast, you might also like:

Merle's Luge! She asked to mow my lawn and the real story behind Elmer's Glue! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Taffy Days! I work as an eager volunteer at Taffy Days! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Germ-X! Walmart at two in the morning and the buyer wanted a firm mattress for his trial overnight sleepover and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website For Sale! The oddballs that come to view my house, the Realtors, the cleaning that never ends, the granite countertops, the top of the line Badger insinkerator and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bert's Bologna House! The panties that dropped in my lap, the K-Tire, Benjamin the cat and the car fire behind Bert's World Famous Bologna House and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Sod Busters! I buy an old map and head over to the Apalachicola National Forest to find buried treasure but I walk into Jo-Wills General Store on Highway 23 instead! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Oh Andy! My vintage Cadillac and the automobile storage lot in Tampa and Jerome said that's what Tucks medicated wipes are used for! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Blackies Niece! Hear the mind blowing actual speech I gave at the 140 Characters Conference in New York City and much, much more! You gotta hear it! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Open House! I pump my Realtor and a potential buyer of my home at the same time while their brassieres swing from a ceiling fan. Learn from me. Recorded in a supermarket lot!! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website On The Road II! I pump my Realtor seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded in the parking lot at 7-Eleven! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website On The Road! I pump my Realtor seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded on the drive back from New York City! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Wrinkle Free! At the Walmart in the fitting room at two in the morning, my Realtor, for a modest fee I can redo the bathroom in your house and turn your toilet into an authentic Porta-John and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Carpet Man! She owns a three story house on Gasparilla Island and she asked me to help her tear out the old carpet and pad. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Warp Nine Spock! The bed guys, the history of the microphone, wall insulation, Spock, La-Z-Boy chairs and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 25 Cents Per Dong! Chicks with broken bones, Norm's sex toy recycling depot, I'm a volunteer worker at the North American Bird House Association and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Urine 1940! Fannie Mae chocolates, Grow Monsters, Roller Bowl and the Mason jar, the hitchhiker and her Rachel Ray skillet, 700 one dollar bills in a cardboard box and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Fried Eggs! My transparent tree stump idea, the vent in the ceiling above the toilet, my sexy syringe glitter system, 125 poop logs in a passenger plane at 30,000 feet, make sculptures from TSA pat-downs and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Frostproof! Women of color, when an animal dies, metal detecting in Frostproof Florida, a poem, my horizontal Estes rocket launch fiasco and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Crap Mountain! The dollar store gifts to myself, the movies and her panties, the department store restroom and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website LiL Lightning! The family restroom and her handicapped kid, Lick and Crunch, Chicks with Broken Bones, the antenna went in my eye, Clearwater Beach and the rogue wooden leg, stagecoach era women and what it must have been like and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website U-Boat 69! My shopping mall social experiments, my vending machine that makes amazing glass vibrators from ordinary beach sand, my Swimline remote control toy submarine, the Digi Corporation weiner ring that I couldn't get batteries for, urine absorbing beads and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website VLF Pussy Gun! The Bald Eagle egg felt real good, the subterranean pleasure machines at Clearwater Beach, she'll think she's making love to a Vampire, my Digi Corporation pleasure ring, my underwater VLF pussy come gun and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Becky's Snorkel! The snorkel incident, Zia Ashby, the frantic call I got from a neighbor telling me her husband was dead, my grandmothers friend went through the windshield of a 1968 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Vaginal Busting! Sand, food coloring and a hairnet, Zia Ashby and my vinyl raft atop Sun Moon Lake, chicks with broken bones, fun facts, vaginal bustings recorded for only a thousand dollars, walnut shells and the return of the dojo blindfold match! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dojo No! No! The Victorian Era wooden bowling ball, I bought 125 human teeth off Craigslist, the sex toy I thought was a bald voyeur, No maxi pads allowed in the dojo, a match between two blindfolded women and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Pillow Profits! Make big money manufacturing all natural door stops, Scotch tape and hair, the Burlington Coat Factory girl and her Afro razor blade dancers, paper mache oil pan drain plugs, mall hurricane machines and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Ghost Surfer! Redbox, she tore the sleeves off the coat I bought her, Walmart and the oil pan drain plug I lost, the old surfboard and my romantic beach interlude, the hurricane machine at the mall and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Come Ball! My Etch A Sketch contraption, the SX-70 incident, my helium balloon semen transport went up in flames, the high gloss twelve pound jet black bowling ball she didn't want, the girl in the tiny trailer and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website In Flight Slippers! The girl at the beach, my radio controlled Mac-10 movie/novel idea, my super improved Dixie cup Apple app contraption, the layaway department at Kmart, the dropped ball at the bowling alley, atop the tree stump and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website R-51 Hoedown! I rented ice fishing shanty R-72 and I was told to check out the hoedown happening in shanty R-51! Recorded live on tape atop frozen Round Lake in Big Rapids, Michigan! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Silk Toss Pillows! Flip book style Christmas trees, my much improved playground slide, McDonald's PlayPlace, the oatmeal container, the chick I met in the Walmart parking lot at three in the morning and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Caroling Caroling! The registered nurse I wanted to pork lives in Buffalo, New York. I told her I'd go Christmas Caroling with her in Buffalo because I thought she'd think I was a swell guy and because she'd think I was a swell guy I figured she'd invite me to put into use my advanced cunnilingus techniques with regards to her genitals later on at her house in front of her fireplace! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Lay-A-Way! The bait shop ice incident, my latex sniffer gadget, chicks with broken bones, my Walmart layaway department findings, proven methods that will get you truckloads of chicks at Christmastime, recordable Hallmark greeting cards and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Rat Ornaments! The stump that collapsed, proven chick getting ideas at Christmastime, the recordable Hallmark Christmas cards at Walmart, the helium balloons, the Dixie cups and my holiday load, my highly trained angry Christmas tree ornaments and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Santa's Package! Get chicks with Norm's fun Christmastime ideas, my grandmother, Hitler, Goebbels, Mister Trulik and the ruined carpet, spray curare on the needles of your Christmas tree and get truckloads of chicks, my strobe light idea and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Poleski's On 17th! The 35 foot trail of poop, Theodore Rhinal's Vinyl, the Triple W horseback riding ranch and her plaster neck cast, free turkey at McDonald's, Thanksgiving ideas that'll get you truckloads of chicks and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Her Plugged Tub! My air bag deployment idea, her plugged drain, another digital keychain photo album shoot, the big helium float that explodes out from the Thanksgiving day turkey, get holiday action with my unique ideas and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Snagged Shag! The abandoned bowling alley incident that nearly finished me, get chicks guaranteed with my rigged turkey ideas, my postage stamp size kite that women can't resist, the lady in the spooky 1975 Dodge van and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hollow Weener!! Concrete kick proof pumpkins, bobbing for apples, where to dump your Halloween party guests when they're unconscious, my last week working as a volunteer ghost at a haunted house and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bruise Maker! The bruise making machine, the first thing I ask a chick, my amazing slide glue, soiled panties on airplanes, my ATM idea, another photo for my digital keychain and I'm a volunteer at a popular haunted house near my home! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website THC Bomb! The outhouse, the Tampa dope buy, digital photo albums, my reworked ATM idea, what I unearthed while metal detecting, the hitchhiker I picked up and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gash Dilemma! The bear trap, the eagle nest, the smoking chick stuffed in the chimney, my cassette baby and manure filled diapers, all chicks eventually undergo The Gash Dilemma, automated teller machines, rigged pogo sticks and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Come Hard! My dinky in a bottle, get free merchandise from Walmart, give me 12 periods a year or die, pogo sticks and bed springs, my Barnes and Noble book author scam that will get you chicks, the Fishing Machine and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Pom Pom! Four periods a year instead of twelve, my digital storage keychain photos, the reality of pom-poms, helium balloons and Dixie cups, get chicks using my guaranteed movie idea and how to embed naked images of yourself into the ice of your local ice skating rink! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Big Bud! My fingernails have fallen off, the Totino's rubber diaphragm pizza, my toilet bowl scanner poop reconstruction idea, the pumpkin injection ploy and its guaranteed big payoff, the smelly old canvas tent, the cigar box was filled with Big Bud, my night hump and Haulover Park in Miami Beach! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dink Island! The ring I lost and the ring I gained, my rotting middle finger (and the nail came off, too), my toilet invention, the starfish and her hair while we were under the pier, my acre of specially altered pumpkins, my sex toys made out of ocean salt and my shopping cart system that will get you all the chicks you could ever hope for! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Steeple Sausage! McDonald's PlayPlace, the surprise underwater steeple maneuver, rock paper scissors, the nineteen dollar wheelchair trick, the dolphin and the colostomy bag, fake flip flops, imitation panties, my portable solar powered beach outhouse and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website For Your Safety! You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Oven Lovin' Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Easy Rider! Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Pink Hammer! His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms near the stream alongside the tree stump, try breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I Smell Gash! I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Walkie Talkie Humpie! My hotel/motel super heavy lead smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival and the bottle of cherry wine, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her painted turtle and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Save The Hot Dogs! I make an emergency trip to the house of my grandmother and on the way to Miami I'm thrown one situation after another. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Fuse Box Fun! How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Emma's Panties! The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website House of Sex! Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Panty Shovel! The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Sheet A Month! Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Silver Lake! Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Big Party Today! Kite fishing, my much improved helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math with regards to its occupants, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue scam guaranteed to net you truckloads of women and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mister Sandman! Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gravity Boots! Two women at a Laundromat, one women at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Two Seater! I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Purple Fingers! My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Nest! My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Body Talk! My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Jack In The Box! Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mommies Stalagmite! More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Ping Her Love Canal! My Ring-O-Death for flies lands me on a mattress, my sex seal idea, easily determine depth, width and temperature of a private place, my glass bottom boat scam, my gong device, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website He Makes BB's! Parachutes, my toilet masterpiece idea, motion detectors at supermarkets, tweet panties, my second call to Jim Rutenberg at American Standard Toilet Corporation, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Wax Ring! The community center spaghetti dinner, her flies and the wax ring, my phone call to the vice president of marketing at American Standard, a couple of vibrator ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The House Ball! A hundred million people doing it, K2 in the McDonald's toilet, my silly string idea, at the bowling alley, inside the box spring, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Up Periscope! Get the sound of an owl into her subconscious, McCormick salt and pepper shakers, my periscope, chicks with broken bones, things you too can do in a hotel or motel with your old lady, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Shanty C-1139! Ice fish and get chicks, too! Norm recorded this piece while inside a deluxe ice fishing shanty situated atop Lake Cadillac in Cadillac, Michigan. Live on tape in field recording! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Saw Me In Half! The pelican, my lime and salt portable pleasure kit, fun things you can do in hotel/motel rooms, don't be alarmed and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mr. Microphone! I'm stuck in a loop with regards to a TV commercial I watched years ago, clean underwear, my U gadget, the ambulance is just through these doors, at the movie theater, fun hotel/motel room ideas and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My Enema Horseshoe! The movies, college rings, the hand sanitizers at the mall and the chick that let the luck run out of my horseshoe and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Smell My Hole! Chicks with broken bones, my washing machine idea, Redbox, my dry cleaner establishment continued, don't be alarmed, my Nexus One observation and the chick with the flimsy brassiere. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Your Bathtub Speaker! Don't be alarmed, Cosmo, my dry cleaning establishment, the toy helicopter at the mall, girls and bathtub speakers, the washer and dryer I rented and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Her Hair Plugs! My late night walks, hunting in Michigan, a couple of great ideas, if I had a daughter, the forty five year old mattress and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Dildo Factory! Live in-field recording direct from the Dawn Dildo factory in Howard City, Michigan! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Radio Controlled Xmas Tree! Walmart, my secret compartment in the floor under the Christmas tree idea, the sound relaxation machine, the Christmas tree on the wheelchair, the flying Christmas tree, the Subway girl and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I'm The Milkman! My Black and Decker vibrating seat, the race the woman will always win, the vertical Christmas tree with remote, my holiday skirt idea, the bed sheets on Gasparilla Island, when I see chicks and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Dyson Donging! Use parts taken from a hotel/motel toilet and you too can perform the Dyson Donging Maneuver, the diabetic in Miami, my sex toy polishing machine, my belly button experiment, small game hunting in Michigan and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My Black Baby! To Tampa I go to get some holiday weed! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Emergency Chewing Gum! Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dumpster Writhing! At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 17 Pairs of Panties! The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Cherokee! Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Three Chicks One Paraplegic! Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bob For Apples! Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Get The Color Out! My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Bertha's Box! Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My Coffee Book! My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Tiffany Calling! Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Duke My Cuke! The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Moans-O-Plenty! A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Captain Nemo! Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Momma and Me! Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hoop-A-La-Helen's! I strap on an Edirol and head over to historic Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Pink Bismuth! Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Ring of Fire! The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Rosenbury Affair! The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Moose River! Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My Musical Septic Tank! My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Slip and Slide! Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Wienermobile! Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my airline septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website TASOG Is Hiring! Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Blow Globes Blow globes, chicks with broken bones, note to self, yellow mustard, glitter, the scary sound chicks make and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Note To Self The nurse practitioner, my buried treasure scam, diaries, old photographs inside headlights and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Jersey Cows My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Don't Be Alarmed Fun facts, chicks with broken bones, Universal Studios, Pepto-Bismol and my mom and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Let's Hunt For Beach Metal! Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::))) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Make Your Own Sex Nickel! Get women using the sex nickel, the eyeglasses that were missing something, my vibrator vending machine with lots of extra options, my kite making contraption and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Her Hubby Wants To Talk To Me! The sex nickel and her lamp, quick facts, another invention, the woman and her kid at McDonald's and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Win Friends Influence People! The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Seventy Five Bucks I head to Tampa for smoke supplies on a borrowed ten speed bicycle, the chick in the cubicle next to you, my bathroom rubber stamp and lots more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My Cardboard Box Girl The parakeet, the girl in the cardboard box and what the woman said to me while we were on the dance floor. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A Canoe Full of Vittles My shiny canoe, vittles, the call from the psychiatrist and the glass blower on Clearwater beach. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Backdoor Magazine and The Airport The pelican suffered a heart attack mid-flight. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Beach Bum Asleep on the beach with my plastic pumpkin and she woke me up in the most unique way. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Railroad Tie She made wooden peace signs and sold them at the beach. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Under The Driver's Seat It was hidden under the car seat 'til we ran out of gas at the airport. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Floating Debris and Me I've got my arms around her and we're lying on a beach and that's when something washes ashore and slams into my special place. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Boom Went Her Toilet She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Gas Can Massage The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Schindler's Lisp She had a second floor helicopter pad and I talk about my latest endeavor with regards to Schindler's Lisp. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website She Died For Me She was hanging from the rafters inside the ice fishing shanty and then she let go and dropped into the hole. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Duke Sausage I rent an ice fishing shanty in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Live on tape in-field recording using an Edirol R-09. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My SD Memory Card Hack My pulley contraption, her dad is a vegetable, the pregnancy test, I woke up with my hand glued to the wall and much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Me and My Puffer Fish Fake root balls, Hallmark Cards, the double amputee, the chick that tried to mow me down and the Flapper. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Get Chicks Using My Xmas Tree Stand Get truckloads of chicks this holiday by building a unique Christmas tree stand that moves the tree vertically up and down. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website He Didn't Show Up Unisex barber shops and my New York interview that wasn't to be. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Soto Romero and My UV Sterilizer I hook up with a Spanish woman behind Vega Ortega's and I talk about my excellent Ultraviolet sterilizer. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website The Wal-Mart Log Roll Black Friday at the Wal-Mart and the unexpected lumberjack log roll competition. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I'll Shoot My Own Turkey This year I'm gonna hunt down and shoot my own Thanksgiving day turkey. Live in field recording using an Edirol R-09. 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