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Trumix.com listings available of Dr. Phil and Mr. Rogers vs Halo 2 Podcasts Build your own playlists with this podcast. beats loop I get all kinds of messages like this one. Beats beats pwnage beats.I’m down with it.One day a parade of Goldie lookin chain wearing gamers will fill the streets and their symphony the air. I will be there grabbing my nuts and whispering semi couplets. If I’m noticed I may just blend in and grind with my kind.Take a step to the right and click for what’s left. Ungh! (nut grab) respect.File Download (0:14 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website discussion of deranking De-ranking is intentionally losing, just like these people do in life.File Download (1:22 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A matter of age, boy vs man, anger vs honesty Although I’d like to sound cooler and more authoritative, I do stand behind the content of my message.The reflexive biting response my playmate displays is normal. He’s striving for social status by appearing as hard as he can.He’ll exploit any weakness without regard for logic. I stand against he and his brethren and I will continue offer the chance to take the Brad pill.File Download (2:28 min / 1.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website enlightenment from johnny hawaii I’ve never met a person from Hawaii. I suppose I still haven’t met one since this guy barely notices me. No problem.File Download (1:45 min / 0.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website turn your head and cough Even without the input of my subject here I could do this all day. I sincerely love the marry my mom bit. It created a part of my persona that never would have been. I hope you like these good feelings. Bye for now.File Download (2:41 min / 1.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website How did I get killed by books on tape? I had a period where I experimented with Harry Potter audio book baiting. Long story short there was nothing good about it and I have since stopped. That behind me, the rest of this recording is just random XBL nonsense. Try to enjoy it if you must.File Download (5:22 min / 2.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website my playmates are unsupervised children This kid is dangerous. His or her wicked confidence and ugly power is controlled by about 2 ounces of gray matter. The rest is all Pokemon and Britney images.File Download (0:46 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website It's true that you eat poop ! I think I actually love this one. It tickles me a rare shade of pink that I can get all extremes of reaction within 3 minutes. Laughter, anger, violent and sexual threats, and finally ostracism.File Download (3:16 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website this game sucks Like a symphony’s strata goes from piccolo to tuba, this nonsense is the sum of its parts. We have an innocent pants pooper, a surfer’s disdain, angry desperation, can’t take it hip hop guy. This garbage is music to me.File Download (0:46 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hero worship and a true connection. Like mercury escaping through a crack there was fleeting beauty in this session. I had a true connection with a young and interested mind. I was the story teller and truth was in the air. Then it was back to the jerks.File Download (4:20 min / 2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the quadrupling I avoid children in my daily life. I can’t avoid them when I play games and so I try to deal with them. My efforts are often fruitless.File Download (1:03 min / 0.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I want my money back Xbox live poppy cock and gabaldy-guk.File Download (1:37 min / 0.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Rogers' influence I will continue to fuel Fred’s brilliant light no matter what the jerks lurking in darkness want. Fred Rogers is renowned for waking at 5:30 every morning to pray for his friends and family. I wake at 8:30 every morning and pray I will encounter angry dicks. Thanks again to Rich for clicking through my junk.File Download (1:17 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Brad's trash-talking friend in Montreal New friends keep life from being boring. In this scene I meet a new franco-friend who has thrown away the filter between mouth and mind. Please enjoy his true thoughts as they occur to him live.File Download (1:05 min / 0.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mr Rogers uncovered. Slowly. Richard has create a crescendo of wonder in this his last submission. I applaud him only a bit less than I do these fine performers. I have only about 10 more recordings that have mot been posted. After that you will have to wait until Sept 26th for more beauty from xbox live. BradFile Download (4:25 min / 2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website gum nuzzeling rabbit Please enjoy this sprinkle of love dust courtesy of xbox live.File Download (0:32 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the predictor What an unexpected treat this recording is. Not only do we have unity across cultures but I’m particularly enchanted by the calm assertiveness of my target. Wonderful. Big high fives again to Rich who has clicked his way through about 120 steaming garbage files and produced solid gold like this.File Download (2:45 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A bridge between games. I endeavor to fly beneath the radar. Unfortunately this means I need to change game types every game lest I run into the same people I ‘talked’ to last game. Come Sept 25th I hope to be completely disguised for the most realistic encounters possible. Stay with me!File Download (1:47 min / 0.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Brad shut up man you're gay. All to often my attempts at real breakthroughs are thwarted. This session starts strong but then goes down the toilet like so many. Don’t worry because I am undaunted and ready to mega flaunt it. p.s. There is a guy from America named Rich and he is very nice.File Download (3:14 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website big mac and fries The boredom of the cake of hate has been cut through. Now we play together. Thanks again to Rich for being human and giving of his clicks.File Download (0:28 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Do you have a dick ? Two young knights jostle for respect. The Dr. arrives and commands attention. There is a struggle. Pop! revelation. The discussion breaks. Kudos to Rich for clicking the crap out of this.File Download (3:02 min / 1.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the bullshit rule I bet this is what ants sound like when they are dragging home a juicy bug body.File Download (2:19 min / 1.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website shut your mouth Be warned that awareness is a big part of intelligence. One can’t understand and take meaning from something if one is oblivious to it. This should be obvious.File Download (4:20 min / 2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mr. Rogers of 2005 or 2006 Drinking can be fun but in most situations it is only fun for the drinkers. We have a special opportunity with this subject in that we can create a map of his ignorance by the trail of stupidity and anger he leaves.File Download (3:07 min / 1.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website What's wrong with Canadians ? Oh my loyal listeners you are lucky today. This 4 minute masterpiece has bits of everything I hold dear: – general confusion – hatred then friendship within moments – a sniveling weaker voice taking cheap and evil potshots – anti Canadian joyfulness – a fumbled mom attack – a genuine and vulnerable individual Enjoy.File Download (4:01 min / 1.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website get a life snipet Notes of an indignant soul float through the air.File Download (0:12 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website chicken poop song left unsung Excuse the confusion. I’m interested in this little country tyke with his chicken poop song.File Download (1:33 min / 0.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil's Period This little girl is just precious. I can imagine her gaining experience and growing with all the changes of life. I see her at her child’s wedding and it brings a tear to my beautiful eyes. Cherish her.File Download (3:58 min / 1.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Learn to play, shouted the European. Before the internet I had greatly reduced chances of being berated by Europeans. I applaud thsi voice for his command of English and ‘leet speak. Rich is cool for editing this audio.File Download (1:16 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the alpha and the omega Unusually merry and inventive is this group. I cherish these moments.File Download (1:21 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website feelings behind anger Take a moment to enjoy the illusion of rage. Our star in this recording not only expresses angry thoughts but attempts to use very threatening and convincing diction. I’m not buying it.File Download (1:37 min / 0.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website canada blows and further disgraces This is an example of a seething gang of jerks. The absence of honour makes them impossible to deal with and unthinkably sad. Find these people and help them please.File Download (3:26 min / 1.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website just a friendly conversation Make-believe can be fun. Especially with new friends. Oh yes.File Download (2:52 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website poof ! Instant - Rage Dark lord dink-face decrees that we should shut the fuck up. I think I’ll pass on that suggestion and stick to laughing at his hilarious posturing.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil's mom gets abused again. Generally I have no exposure to country folk. I see them from time to time and I’m glad they tend growing plants and animals. Other than that I fell pity for them for their lack of advantages in life and the anger that comes from accepting limited horizons.File Download (5:56 min / 2.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website my perverted sex tape I wish on all my money that there was something interesting here. I know somehow that I will get to keep all my money. But wait. My money is being threatened. This child’s attitude is enigmatically disgusting. Now I’m bored again. High fives to Rich for sifting through my crap.File Download (5:40 min / 2.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the sniper's agenda The sniper rifle is a powerful weapon.File Download (1:48 min / 0.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website another Phil failure It is pretty hard to pick yourself up after such piercing comments. I’ll get by and I’ll survive but I don’t know how I do it.File Download (0:57 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website frat boys vs. mr rogers These are the nice people I meet. Playful, happy, evil, and cutthroat. Cheers to Rich the mad mouse clicker.File Download (3:17 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mr. Rogers love creates hate. Phil tries to restore hope and fails. Please entertain the possibility that this recording is a door to a plane of suffering. As when the ghost busters opened their trap, when I open this door the bitter souls of social vultures glimpse an escape. Power from rage will eventually turn on you and I want you to start living as a gay woman.File Download (4:07 min / 1.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website good old-fashioned hatefest, xbox style Just a gentle man being generous and giving. You can call him Jesus or Fred Rogers. It is your choice. Love is raw meat to the dogs of xbox live though. Listen as they gorge.File Download (2:32 min / 1.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website oh snap! racism or go club some baby seals I’m looking for a fight in this recording because I smell evil. I see it cowering in corners waiting for cheap shots because I sleep in corners like that for breakfast 24 7.Rich clicked this clean for you all so please think of him when you listen.File Download (1:55 min / 0.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website banned from matchmaking Have you ever seen the video of Ziggy Tour era Bowie in the back of a cab? The one where he is strangely suspicious and tense?That, minus the snorting, is this guy.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website basic soundspoof ending in the classic I squat with my arms pit-deep in poop and a clothes pin on my nose. I break my fingernails as I search.Every nut could be a ruby and every nibblet a diamond. My suffering is for you.After I pulled out this chunk, and Rich licked it clean, I almost discarded it. But now I save it because of one man’s mono-coloured derogatory world.Yes I am stupid in that world. We all are for there are no other descriptive words in existence.File Download (4:07 min / 1.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website typical whine of entitled youth Living with this kid is like living beside a waterfall; I hope for the sake of his parents.His whine is constant thunder. His wimpy diction is crushing weight.File Download (2:09 min / 1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website racial equality If you live with eyes wide open, and take only the good from what you see, you will have peace.Bum-slap to Rich for the digital equivalent of skimming nourishing corn from boiling effluent.File Download (0:17 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website are you the rapist? For the record I am not a therapist although I do counsel angry souls.File Download (0:06 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the fraud My same old same olds, I know. Please hang in and wait for the Dr. Phil machine I’ve built to start producing ambrosia.BTW I am a fraud. This site is a fraud. Your laughs are definitely fraudulent and shameful.High fives to Rich.File Download (3:18 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website keep the cat A precious moment captured by me and trimmed by Rich.Look for me in the H3 beta for the next 3 weeks.File Download (0:15 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Brad the Pope FYI tomorrow I debut my new system in the halo 3 beta. I hope to capture all the spazzing, bickering, and hatred that such fun inspires.Static filled sound and crazy volume problems aside, this recording is pure gold.I crave the faux rage of a child. Their facade is as amusing as it is ridiculous and sad.File Download (3:14 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website whut the fuk are you playin? This is just 25 seconds of life in on xbox live. Thanks to global communications I’m experiencing diversity every day.File Download (0:25 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website forever an emo kid - the epic This is a rare occurrence. A joy. What we have here is a playful person willing to give of themselves to push the dialog.I am mining for diamonds of creativity in a world of piss, bile, and lies. You know this as my loyal listeners. With Rich clicking at my side nothing can stop my search.I will devour it all.File Download (6:15 min / 2.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website sniper or the boot In this proposition the area of possible agreement is defined by this child getting the sniper rifle. Any other outcome will result in punishment by the kid and and interruption in play.You decide.File Download (0:29 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I was eating candy It is what it is.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil and Mr. Rogers elicit standard hatred One of my problems is that I have no natural reaction to the command shut the fuck up from a tele-presence. It has no power over me. Certainly face to face I may have a different reaction but I can’t be certain. I’ve not been exposed to any personal threats of violence in about 15 years. I’m proud I did not stfu in this scenario. In my reality I have a right to preach about self improvement and ask probing questions. Rich clicks and makes me glad. ThanksFile Down ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Phil barely recovers after being called a herb Am I a fucking herb? The question plagues me because I’m unfamiliar with what a herb is. I’ll look it up: 1) (on the streets) A stupid person. 2) (on the internet)A geek or a dork. A stupid person. 3) Weed. Hmmmm. I guess I could appear to be a herb. I forgive. Rich + sound editing = thank you.File Download (3:37 min / 1.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Grandma takes a lover. Indignant. I became indignant and I despise those few moments of my life. I will assert myself however. You will learn over the next year that there is a distinction between assertion and aggression that I follow. Continue to follow me my brothers and I will lead you to a better understanding of yourself, as recreated in my image. Cheers to Rich again for tireless clicking.File Download (2:04 min / 0.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website canadian socialist piece of shit Congratulations to me! I put an hour into the site last night. You now see what is probably the best header on the Internet. Regarding the recording; segments like this bring a tear to my eye. Yes it is just my same lines over and over but new freshness is added with ever new soul I encounter. Leave a comment unless you think I’m an idiot. If you do leave two comments and one spam please. Respect again to Rich for pure editing pwnage.File Download (2:42 min / 1.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr Phil put in his place Nobody wants to get that call. I’d rather be in a cardboard box yada yada yada than get that call.File Download (0:08 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website speaking in the devil's english 6th grade dropouts like this are the reason I started recording while I play. I love them. I can stand to be around them and interact since I don’t have to fear a flash of crazeewear silhouetting my tumbling teeth. Please enjoy and send me recordings so I can devour them. Thanks again to Rich for editing this down.File Download (0:48 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website brain injury The rule is that one is not supposed to make fun of things people can’t help. I agree with that and follow it more than 30% of the time. These people have brain injuries and for that I am deeply sorry. File Download (0:22 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website struggling youth grasps at racism, homophobia, and just plain nastiness What I am about to write will seem like a slap in the face of fresh air to my few loyal listeners. ‘we have not had a racist in a while’ Ya I know; mind blowing. Don’t change your life strategy just yet though. I’m quite sure racism is not going away.File Download (3:21 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the tough guy The next stage of verbal taunting after “na na na” is incessant yelling. We have a live yell off captured here. The concept is brilliant. If I talk louder and more than my opponent he will eventually give in and take the verbal beating. Only a one in a million comeback can win after a public berating so you must fight back with a blitzkrieg of blab. When listening please train your beautiful minds on the statistical beauty of how the yell-boys join, crescendo, and de ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website you are a god believer I’ll be glad when we’re through these old recordings because I’m not proud of how i annoyed this kid. It makes me laugh but not as much as I could if my methods were just. Stick with me and I will show you better.File Download (2:56 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website too idiotic to be true yet is This is pure nonsense. If you enjoy it please take a close look at yourself.File Download (1:07 min / 0.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website you are mentally stupid Rich sent this file a couple of days ago. I just listened to it and was very surprised. My mood began glum as I listened to myself ignoring requests to be quiet. I am trying to put that behind me as it pollutes the purity of the truth I crave. Often I will encounter an angry person and stand up to them. This is what I think happened here. Please enjoy and remember that if you don’t recognize Dr. Phil’s voice then I declare you sport.File Download (5:38 min / 2.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website bitterness in pajamas If you ever catch yourself lamenting and venting like this kid, stop immediately. Drop the controller and call me right away. I’ll record you and use your frustration for good. One man’s needless desperation is another man’s key to hernia inducing belly laughs.File Download (0:18 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I pushed a child to rage - forgive me This is a barrage of attacks from a day I’m not proud of. My samples annoyed this child and caused him to act out, just like I was doing. Griefing is something I try not to engage in. I want only to capture the pure aggression and hate being spit at me. I’m disgusting human sometimes. I do get tempted when I have a live one in my grip. In this case I gave into temptation. I endeavor not to repeat this sin. Please don’t hate me because I bothered a child.File D ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again Here is the time line of this exchange compressed into one stream of words: hope, shame, crisis, renewed hope, disgust of parenting, shock, boredom, elation and relief, free association, boredom, rejection, declaration, establishment of change, crisis, release The most important thing about this recording is a phenomenon I deal with called ‘unnoticed voice change’. I have to reveal my tricks at the end because I find the listening comprehension unbearably low. Thanks agai ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil this game is too violent for you. We must give thanks every day for the brilliant colours of xbox live. When you notice the beauty it quiets the call of death and sweet peace. This recording, carefully clicked into life by Rich, is some high grade truth. Sure the participants are presenting a facade. That should be obvious. If you listen for what produces this defense, and how it influences the structure, you will hear truth. Like aristocrats swamping a life boat, these are desperate people making choices based on ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website cries for euthenasia Yes I am annoying. I agree with these people. Unfortunately for them I will never stop. Our dialog will be pushed forward by my tireless devotion. I believe that the discomfort of moving from something comfortable and normal, to something new and unusual, is a necessary growing pain. In this way I am both midwife and mother. Respect again to Rich for editing this.File Download (3:33 min / 1.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website chicken without a head Zinger alert. I get put in my place on this one by a comeback master. Thanks again to Rich for doing all the clicks.File Download (0:12 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the soothsayer Some fun with just a dash of hate. I must be dreaming. Going forward I promise not to pollute the pure evil of my posts with many more like this. It is barely tolerable as my own creation so I don’t expect your attention. To the 2 or 3 fans of this site I have an update. I am gearing up for more masterful baiting then ever come the halo 3 beta. My new Dr. Phil soundboard is double the size of the one you are familiar with. I have also added a foot switch into my rig so exp ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website whatever mommy fucker This is about as concentrated as it can get. As you know harvest bile and venom from xbox live. The children of rage are always there for me. Sometimes I get fancy and try to add story and context to my displays but the rage is the true spectacle. Please enjoy this morsel and know that I am out collecting regularly. Thanks again to Rich for cutting this together.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website forgive them father, they know not what they rape This player is so typical and cliche I worry about my own desensitization. I barely have any reaction to the lazy and bored sickness this child suffers. Our friend here envisions himself as a warlord of the digital wasteland. He uses the tactical terminology of a professional button pusher. The special inflection he gives to “rape” should be enough to understand the deep craving he has for attention and status. Nobody uses the most powerful words as casually as he do ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website hatred death threats and ghostbusters This is a failed interaction. I exposed myself, fumbled, and ended up just annoying these people. This I am sorry for. I’ll be back with better techniques, more patience, and subtle new colours in my verbal rainbow.File Download (3:30 min / 1.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website latino loco and modders This is not anger. This is sadness, hurt, and frustration. Feelings exposed leave you vulnerable so your best bet is to hide them behind very tough diction. Lowering the voice is good protection too. Carry on my wayward son There’ll be peace when you are done Let your weary headset rest Don’t you cry no moreFile Download (1:52 min / 0.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website lots of shut the fuck up This is base. No communication is happening; just a dance that is better done via plumage. You will notice a couple of interesting features of this recording. I’m Brad N Toronto so people know I’m likely Canadian as soon as the game starts. The knuckle-dragger decides to hit me where it hurts and belittle the Canadian national word ‘eh’. Pathetic. I also beg you to pick up on possible world record breaking cliche lameness. The attack is “Noob” i ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website pineapple up your aye ess ess Busted again. No problem though. I’ll be back because of insipid dinks like this guy.File Download (2:06 min / 1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website fans and ballsy tykes Fans. I have as little respect for them as you do. Don’t let them bother you because they just part of being a cool dude. I’m more interested in the child that puts courage to voice near the end. He’s a contributing member of his dad’s economic machine and proud of it. He knows a homosexual when he hears one and shouts it loudly to the world. I applaud his bravado. Thanks again to Rich for all the editing he is doing.File Download (2:07 min / 1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website my clock is too huge I feel sympathy for those that have not had the advantages I’ve had. They stumble through a life that scares me. Sympathy quickly turns to pity as they begin to annoy me. In rare cases these individuals grow on me. I start thinking of them as cute and misguided beasts and allow them some of my time. Sure I’m a dick but somehow they bend that dick into a heart. Thanks again to Rich for helping me corral this fella into under 5 minutes.File Download (4:33 min / 2.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website distorted taunting This one make it 200 posts. Thanks again to Rich for stepping up and doing some sound editing.Our speaker is actually being playful and friendly in this recording. It takes experience to skim bits of gold leaf from the churning vat of waste that is xbox live. Enjoy.File Download (0:11 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My new word is twat. Hello from the bowels of Halo 2. I took a break for a while but I’ve received some inspiration and I’m back at it. I’ve had some help from super sound editor Rich, so look for a return to daily postings.In this recording we have an example of a simple mind gaining power from a bad word. Normally you hear children doing this but as we all know xbox live can turn anybody into a child. Enjoy.File Download (2:46 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website stab a knife through your throat English guys are generally a breath of fresh air on xbox live. I love hearing cheers mate for shooting a chap in the corridor and giggles for saying pants. I guess I pushed this bloke to the breaking point. I do admit I have never heard this insult before and this is probably why it is here. I wish him the best with his rage, his vasectomy reversal, and his laser hair removal. Maybe we never will smoke that fag together my UK brother. Pitty.File Download (0:03 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website pound ass guy Watch out this is a long one. I played 3 games with this guy. I think you can get the jist of his obsession.With all that ass pounding he will need:1) a Miami personal injury attorney2) life insurance quotes3) fortis temporary health insurance4) Washington DC hair laser removal5) a vasectomy reversalGive the guy a click and help me help him help himself. The first one who emails me the correct ass pound count gets a prize.File Download (16:14 min / 14.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Busted They figure me out. I’m busted but I don’t care. Yes I’m immature. Yes I play halo 2 much. Yes I’m starting to talk like Rogers and Phil in my daily life. No I don’t think I’ll be changing any time soon. Yes my car insurance quotes have never been lower.File Download (4:37 min / 2.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website suspicious collaborator and then a word to the wise Maybe you don’t feel as strongly as I do about it but for me the Noooo declaration accurately translates the internal spikes of offense into voice. It is like bouncing the eyes when temptation enters their gaze. I’ve begun to use this expressive tone in my daily life to make clear distinction between things I like and things I dislike. If I like car insurance quotes I say Yes!. If I don’t like college loan consolidation rates I say Noooooo! Say it with me by clickin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Has anyone ever told you that you sound like Dr. Phil ? These kids are not angry, they’re just vulnerable and shield that with defensiveness. They don’t expect probing questions from an authoritative persona. It is completely normal. 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Kiddieo here tries to incite a name calling riot but it fails. Now he’s panicked so he goes for the good old standby, you’re a fag. Enjoy the brilliance, enjoy the college loan consolidation. Click my bannerish junk.File Download (3:20 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website a Brad by any other name is still a pussy I see this guy as a Tom Sellick of a man. A magnum. But not just Magnum, a Magnum that calls the shots for all the other Magnums out there. A Magnum’s Magnum. He has come in from the desert waste, climbed off his chopper, pulled his bandanna down and logged into xbox live. There he saw my name, Brad N Toronto, and like a bud bursting to flower he had an epiphany. He would write the greatest treatise on Brad is a Pussy on the back of student loan consolidation rates. He now ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website good morning dr phil You can’t change what you don’t enunciate.File Download (0:17 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website big bragging from a small fry Let the boasting begin in earnest and shall it not end until only one stands. My voice will surround you and your greatest desire is my approval. Only when you hear my fullness may you know brilliance, student loan consolidation rates, and true pwnage.File Download (1:40 min / 0.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website mild fun with phil and fred I’ll admit that this Rogers and his mother bit is just too easy to use. It takes no skill and really I’m a shameful disgrace. All school loan consolidation aside, there is nothing to see here but cheap violence and dirty thrills. Look away, after clicking me some five cent payouts that is.File Download (4:36 min / 2.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website losing a game? press standby for lifelong friends Oh standby! This situation is classic and knows no game or platform boundaries. Some broadband modems have a button on them called standby. I’m not sure what the real world benefit of it is (student debt consolidation perhaps?) but long story short people use it to cheat. The effect is that the cowardly pussy disconnects everyone else from the network and then goes around and kills the people who were disconnected. Team standbying is one player that does this, in a team game, an ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website major bitchcraft bitch Here is an example of repetition resulting in people listening to you less. You see this technique or its siblings (voice raising, shock words, conversation hijacking) in the wild and I bet you are not affected at all. People don’t give respect and pay attention when a message is forced on them. People who have authority and respect don’t need to repeat themselves, or scream about college loan consolidation, because others listen. It is similar to how truly rich people don ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website talking shit you dumbass This evil is near 200 proof. Please listen closely to the venom in Joe County’s voice. You get this kind of enunciation from individuals fiercely proud of their hatred. They can’t wait to talk about the groups of people that offend them and they will quickly make a judgement about your support. This reaction was to somebody they thought was trash talking them. The player turned out to be on their own team but the most important thing here is what we can take from it. Whe ... 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An angry woman or child makes a brief appearance. Click one of my BMs will ya please?File Download (7:04 min / 3.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Rogers'golden light vs the darkenss of ignorance Can I get my call to action out of the way before we discuss the coward I have immortalized in this piece.“student loan consolidation rates”– click puhlease! There I have said it. Now on to our buddy here.When I think of him I visualize a tiny Eminem clone that terrorises his mother yet can’t look his father in the eyes. I first see his tight face, spitting out threats, but then I zoom out and see his life is quite sad. He’s picked on and gets his own by pi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website more boring anger plus calls for my death There is no real communication here. I’m not hearing eye contact if you know what I mean. Listening has become a time when you think of your next catch phrase attack. I have one more thing to say about this, “student loan consolidation interest rate”, there I’ve said it. Click some of my adver-treats please.File Download (4:40 min / 2.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website very talkative kid vs Phil I was not on my best behaviour and so I firstly forgive myself and apologise to all of you. 10 year olds like this are unfortunately extremely common on xbox live. They can be tough nuts to crack but let’s see how I do here. Little Jimmy here likes to label people. First I’m a Therapist, then a Scientist, then a Michael Jackson pervert, then Gandhi, then a friend and then I have to shut up. Watch out for the psychological traps he lays especially the box on the bottom ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website poor mom (again) Try to penetrate the cacophony for just a minute. Concentrate. 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I’ll try an reinvent myself in his image so as not to offend any other multi-player champions.File Download (3:21 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website big loud nothing This ignorant stain is a perfect example of an attention seeker with no self respect. Like a child he has found somethingh that gets attention and he’s now exploiting it. He gets out attention but the emotion is pitty and disgust. It embarrasses us as listeners that the speaker has to stoop so low to be heard. The same goes for threats and personal attacks. They are the weapons of people without much to say, school loan consolidation problems, and who’s voice is frequentl ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website idiots I’d love to be inspired by these players but I find that they suffocate any spark I have left. Could it be that I’ve heard it all before? Maybe. Am I embarrassed for them? Yes. Do I think I can help them. No. I’d rather listen to car insurance quotes. Please try not to be like these idiots.File Download (0:56 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website guy boasts on and on By the way thanks for 100,000 listens. You keep clicking and I’ll keep baiting. He just goes on an on. His topics could be exciting like college loan consolidation, map strategy, or car insurance quotes but he chooses a boasting monologue. I bet if I met him in person he would display a far off gaze during the inevitable bragging. This counters the embarrassing lack of eye contact that his suffering effect. Appropriate responses in this situation are: 1) “Who are ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website