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beats loop I get all kinds of messages like this one. Beats beats pwnage beats.I’m down with it.One day a parade of Goldie lookin chain wearing gamers will fill the streets and their symphony the air. I will be there grabbing my nuts and whispering semi couplets. If I’m noticed I may just blend in and grind with my kind.Take a step to the right and click for what’s left. Ungh! (nut grab) respect.File Download (0:14 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website discussion of deranking De-ranking is intentionally losing, just like these people do in life.File Download (1:22 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A matter of age, boy vs man, anger vs honesty Although I’d like to sound cooler and more authoritative, I do stand behind the content of my message.The reflexive biting response my playmate displays is normal. He’s striving for social status by appearing as hard as he can.He’ll exploit any weakness without regard for logic. I stand against he and his brethren and I will continue offer the chance to take the Brad pill.File Download (2:28 min / 1.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website enlightenment from johnny hawaii I’ve never met a person from Hawaii. I suppose I still haven’t met one since this guy barely notices me. No problem.File Download (1:45 min / 0.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website turn your head and cough Even without the input of my subject here I could do this all day. I sincerely love the marry my mom bit. It created a part of my persona that never would have been. I hope you like these good feelings. Bye for now.File Download (2:41 min / 1.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website How did I get killed by books on tape? I had a period where I experimented with Harry Potter audio book baiting. Long story short there was nothing good about it and I have since stopped. That behind me, the rest of this recording is just random XBL nonsense. Try to enjoy it if you must.File Download (5:22 min / 2.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website my playmates are unsupervised children This kid is dangerous. His or her wicked confidence and ugly power is controlled by about 2 ounces of gray matter. The rest is all Pokemon and Britney images.File Download (0:46 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website It's true that you eat poop ! I think I actually love this one. It tickles me a rare shade of pink that I can get all extremes of reaction within 3 minutes. Laughter, anger, violent and sexual threats, and finally ostracism.File Download (3:16 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website this game sucks Like a symphony’s strata goes from piccolo to tuba, this nonsense is the sum of its parts. We have an innocent pants pooper, a surfer’s disdain, angry desperation, can’t take it hip hop guy. This garbage is music to me.File Download (0:46 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hero worship and a true connection. Like mercury escaping through a crack there was fleeting beauty in this session. I had a true connection with a young and interested mind. I was the story teller and truth was in the air. Then it was back to the jerks.File Download (4:20 min / 2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the quadrupling I avoid children in my daily life. I can’t avoid them when I play games and so I try to deal with them. My efforts are often fruitless.File Download (1:03 min / 0.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I want my money back Xbox live poppy cock and gabaldy-guk.File Download (1:37 min / 0.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Rogers' influence I will continue to fuel Fred’s brilliant light no matter what the jerks lurking in darkness want. Fred Rogers is renowned for waking at 5:30 every morning to pray for his friends and family. I wake at 8:30 every morning and pray I will encounter angry dicks. Thanks again to Rich for clicking through my junk.File Download (1:17 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Brad's trash-talking friend in Montreal New friends keep life from being boring. In this scene I meet a new franco-friend who has thrown away the filter between mouth and mind. Please enjoy his true thoughts as they occur to him live.File Download (1:05 min / 0.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mr Rogers uncovered. Slowly. Richard has create a crescendo of wonder in this his last submission. I applaud him only a bit less than I do these fine performers. I have only about 10 more recordings that have mot been posted. After that you will have to wait until Sept 26th for more beauty from xbox live. BradFile Download (4:25 min / 2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website gum nuzzeling rabbit Please enjoy this sprinkle of love dust courtesy of xbox live.File Download (0:32 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the predictor What an unexpected treat this recording is. Not only do we have unity across cultures but I’m particularly enchanted by the calm assertiveness of my target. Wonderful. Big high fives again to Rich who has clicked his way through about 120 steaming garbage files and produced solid gold like this.File Download (2:45 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A bridge between games. I endeavor to fly beneath the radar. Unfortunately this means I need to change game types every game lest I run into the same people I ‘talked’ to last game. Come Sept 25th I hope to be completely disguised for the most realistic encounters possible. Stay with me!File Download (1:47 min / 0.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Brad shut up man you're gay. All to often my attempts at real breakthroughs are thwarted. This session starts strong but then goes down the toilet like so many. Don’t worry because I am undaunted and ready to mega flaunt it. p.s. There is a guy from America named Rich and he is very nice.File Download (3:14 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website big mac and fries The boredom of the cake of hate has been cut through. Now we play together. Thanks again to Rich for being human and giving of his clicks.File Download (0:28 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Do you have a dick ? Two young knights jostle for respect. The Dr. arrives and commands attention. There is a struggle. Pop! revelation. The discussion breaks. Kudos to Rich for clicking the crap out of this.File Download (3:02 min / 1.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the bullshit rule I bet this is what ants sound like when they are dragging home a juicy bug body.File Download (2:19 min / 1.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website shut your mouth Be warned that awareness is a big part of intelligence. One can’t understand and take meaning from something if one is oblivious to it. This should be obvious.File Download (4:20 min / 2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mr. Rogers of 2005 or 2006 Drinking can be fun but in most situations it is only fun for the drinkers. We have a special opportunity with this subject in that we can create a map of his ignorance by the trail of stupidity and anger he leaves.File Download (3:07 min / 1.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website What's wrong with Canadians ? Oh my loyal listeners you are lucky today. This 4 minute masterpiece has bits of everything I hold dear: – general confusion – hatred then friendship within moments – a sniveling weaker voice taking cheap and evil potshots – anti Canadian joyfulness – a fumbled mom attack – a genuine and vulnerable individual Enjoy.File Download (4:01 min / 1.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website get a life snipet Notes of an indignant soul float through the air.File Download (0:12 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website chicken poop song left unsung Excuse the confusion. I’m interested in this little country tyke with his chicken poop song.File Download (1:33 min / 0.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil's Period This little girl is just precious. I can imagine her gaining experience and growing with all the changes of life. I see her at her child’s wedding and it brings a tear to my beautiful eyes. Cherish her.File Download (3:58 min / 1.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Learn to play, shouted the European. Before the internet I had greatly reduced chances of being berated by Europeans. I applaud thsi voice for his command of English and ‘leet speak. Rich is cool for editing this audio.File Download (1:16 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the alpha and the omega Unusually merry and inventive is this group. I cherish these moments.File Download (1:21 min / 0.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website feelings behind anger Take a moment to enjoy the illusion of rage. Our star in this recording not only expresses angry thoughts but attempts to use very threatening and convincing diction. I’m not buying it.File Download (1:37 min / 0.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website canada blows and further disgraces This is an example of a seething gang of jerks. The absence of honour makes them impossible to deal with and unthinkably sad. Find these people and help them please.File Download (3:26 min / 1.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website just a friendly conversation Make-believe can be fun. Especially with new friends. Oh yes.File Download (2:52 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website poof ! Instant - Rage Dark lord dink-face decrees that we should shut the fuck up. I think I’ll pass on that suggestion and stick to laughing at his hilarious posturing.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil's mom gets abused again. Generally I have no exposure to country folk. I see them from time to time and I’m glad they tend growing plants and animals. Other than that I fell pity for them for their lack of advantages in life and the anger that comes from accepting limited horizons.File Download (5:56 min / 2.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website my perverted sex tape I wish on all my money that there was something interesting here. I know somehow that I will get to keep all my money. But wait. My money is being threatened. This child’s attitude is enigmatically disgusting. Now I’m bored again. High fives to Rich for sifting through my crap.File Download (5:40 min / 2.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the sniper's agenda The sniper rifle is a powerful weapon.File Download (1:48 min / 0.8 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website another Phil failure It is pretty hard to pick yourself up after such piercing comments. I’ll get by and I’ll survive but I don’t know how I do it.File Download (0:57 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website frat boys vs. mr rogers These are the nice people I meet. Playful, happy, evil, and cutthroat. Cheers to Rich the mad mouse clicker.File Download (3:17 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Mr. Rogers love creates hate. Phil tries to restore hope and fails. Please entertain the possibility that this recording is a door to a plane of suffering. As when the ghost busters opened their trap, when I open this door the bitter souls of social vultures glimpse an escape. Power from rage will eventually turn on you and I want you to start living as a gay woman.File Download (4:07 min / 1.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website good old-fashioned hatefest, xbox style Just a gentle man being generous and giving. You can call him Jesus or Fred Rogers. It is your choice. Love is raw meat to the dogs of xbox live though. Listen as they gorge.File Download (2:32 min / 1.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website oh snap! racism or go club some baby seals I’m looking for a fight in this recording because I smell evil. I see it cowering in corners waiting for cheap shots because I sleep in corners like that for breakfast 24 7.Rich clicked this clean for you all so please think of him when you listen.File Download (1:55 min / 0.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website banned from matchmaking Have you ever seen the video of Ziggy Tour era Bowie in the back of a cab? The one where he is strangely suspicious and tense?That, minus the snorting, is this guy.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website basic soundspoof ending in the classic I squat with my arms pit-deep in poop and a clothes pin on my nose. I break my fingernails as I search.Every nut could be a ruby and every nibblet a diamond. My suffering is for you.After I pulled out this chunk, and Rich licked it clean, I almost discarded it. But now I save it because of one man’s mono-coloured derogatory world.Yes I am stupid in that world. We all are for there are no other descriptive words in existence.File Download (4:07 min / 1.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website typical whine of entitled youth Living with this kid is like living beside a waterfall; I hope for the sake of his parents.His whine is constant thunder. His wimpy diction is crushing weight.File Download (2:09 min / 1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website racial equality If you live with eyes wide open, and take only the good from what you see, you will have peace.Bum-slap to Rich for the digital equivalent of skimming nourishing corn from boiling effluent.File Download (0:17 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website are you the rapist? For the record I am not a therapist although I do counsel angry souls.File Download (0:06 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the fraud My same old same olds, I know. Please hang in and wait for the Dr. Phil machine I’ve built to start producing ambrosia.BTW I am a fraud. This site is a fraud. Your laughs are definitely fraudulent and shameful.High fives to Rich.File Download (3:18 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website keep the cat A precious moment captured by me and trimmed by Rich.Look for me in the H3 beta for the next 3 weeks.File Download (0:15 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Brad the Pope FYI tomorrow I debut my new system in the halo 3 beta. I hope to capture all the spazzing, bickering, and hatred that such fun inspires.Static filled sound and crazy volume problems aside, this recording is pure gold.I crave the faux rage of a child. Their facade is as amusing as it is ridiculous and sad.File Download (3:14 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website whut the fuk are you playin? This is just 25 seconds of life in on xbox live. Thanks to global communications I’m experiencing diversity every day.File Download (0:25 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website forever an emo kid - the epic This is a rare occurrence. A joy. What we have here is a playful person willing to give of themselves to push the dialog.I am mining for diamonds of creativity in a world of piss, bile, and lies. You know this as my loyal listeners. With Rich clicking at my side nothing can stop my search.I will devour it all.File Download (6:15 min / 2.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website sniper or the boot In this proposition the area of possible agreement is defined by this child getting the sniper rifle. Any other outcome will result in punishment by the kid and and interruption in play.You decide.File Download (0:29 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I was eating candy It is what it is.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil and Mr. Rogers elicit standard hatred One of my problems is that I have no natural reaction to the command shut the fuck up from a tele-presence. It has no power over me. Certainly face to face I may have a different reaction but I can’t be certain. I’ve not been exposed to any personal threats of violence in about 15 years. I’m proud I did not stfu in this scenario. In my reality I have a right to preach about self improvement and ask probing questions. Rich clicks and makes me glad. ThanksFile Down ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Phil barely recovers after being called a herb Am I a fucking herb? The question plagues me because I’m unfamiliar with what a herb is. I’ll look it up: 1) (on the streets) A stupid person. 2) (on the internet)A geek or a dork. A stupid person. 3) Weed. Hmmmm. I guess I could appear to be a herb. I forgive. Rich + sound editing = thank you.File Download (3:37 min / 1.7 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Grandma takes a lover. Indignant. I became indignant and I despise those few moments of my life. I will assert myself however. You will learn over the next year that there is a distinction between assertion and aggression that I follow. Continue to follow me my brothers and I will lead you to a better understanding of yourself, as recreated in my image. Cheers to Rich again for tireless clicking.File Download (2:04 min / 0.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website canadian socialist piece of shit Congratulations to me! I put an hour into the site last night. You now see what is probably the best header on the Internet. Regarding the recording; segments like this bring a tear to my eye. Yes it is just my same lines over and over but new freshness is added with ever new soul I encounter. Leave a comment unless you think I’m an idiot. If you do leave two comments and one spam please. Respect again to Rich for pure editing pwnage.File Download (2:42 min / 1.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr Phil put in his place Nobody wants to get that call. I’d rather be in a cardboard box yada yada yada than get that call.File Download (0:08 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website speaking in the devil's english 6th grade dropouts like this are the reason I started recording while I play. I love them. I can stand to be around them and interact since I don’t have to fear a flash of crazeewear silhouetting my tumbling teeth. Please enjoy and send me recordings so I can devour them. Thanks again to Rich for editing this down.File Download (0:48 min / 0.4 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website brain injury The rule is that one is not supposed to make fun of things people can’t help. I agree with that and follow it more than 30% of the time. These people have brain injuries and for that I am deeply sorry. File Download (0:22 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website struggling youth grasps at racism, homophobia, and just plain nastiness What I am about to write will seem like a slap in the face of fresh air to my few loyal listeners. ‘we have not had a racist in a while’ Ya I know; mind blowing. Don’t change your life strategy just yet though. I’m quite sure racism is not going away.File Download (3:21 min / 1.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the tough guy The next stage of verbal taunting after “na na na” is incessant yelling. We have a live yell off captured here. The concept is brilliant. If I talk louder and more than my opponent he will eventually give in and take the verbal beating. Only a one in a million comeback can win after a public berating so you must fight back with a blitzkrieg of blab. When listening please train your beautiful minds on the statistical beauty of how the yell-boys join, crescendo, and de ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website you are a god believer I’ll be glad when we’re through these old recordings because I’m not proud of how i annoyed this kid. It makes me laugh but not as much as I could if my methods were just. Stick with me and I will show you better.File Download (2:56 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website too idiotic to be true yet is This is pure nonsense. If you enjoy it please take a close look at yourself.File Download (1:07 min / 0.5 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website you are mentally stupid Rich sent this file a couple of days ago. I just listened to it and was very surprised. My mood began glum as I listened to myself ignoring requests to be quiet. I am trying to put that behind me as it pollutes the purity of the truth I crave. Often I will encounter an angry person and stand up to them. This is what I think happened here. Please enjoy and remember that if you don’t recognize Dr. Phil’s voice then I declare you sport.File Download (5:38 min / 2.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website bitterness in pajamas If you ever catch yourself lamenting and venting like this kid, stop immediately. Drop the controller and call me right away. I’ll record you and use your frustration for good. One man’s needless desperation is another man’s key to hernia inducing belly laughs.File Download (0:18 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I pushed a child to rage - forgive me This is a barrage of attacks from a day I’m not proud of. My samples annoyed this child and caused him to act out, just like I was doing. Griefing is something I try not to engage in. I want only to capture the pure aggression and hate being spit at me. I’m disgusting human sometimes. I do get tempted when I have a live one in my grip. In this case I gave into temptation. I endeavor not to repeat this sin. Please don’t hate me because I bothered a child.File D ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again Here is the time line of this exchange compressed into one stream of words: hope, shame, crisis, renewed hope, disgust of parenting, shock, boredom, elation and relief, free association, boredom, rejection, declaration, establishment of change, crisis, release The most important thing about this recording is a phenomenon I deal with called ‘unnoticed voice change’. I have to reveal my tricks at the end because I find the listening comprehension unbearably low. Thanks agai ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil this game is too violent for you. We must give thanks every day for the brilliant colours of xbox live. When you notice the beauty it quiets the call of death and sweet peace. This recording, carefully clicked into life by Rich, is some high grade truth. Sure the participants are presenting a facade. That should be obvious. If you listen for what produces this defense, and how it influences the structure, you will hear truth. Like aristocrats swamping a life boat, these are desperate people making choices based on ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website cries for euthenasia Yes I am annoying. I agree with these people. Unfortunately for them I will never stop. Our dialog will be pushed forward by my tireless devotion. I believe that the discomfort of moving from something comfortable and normal, to something new and unusual, is a necessary growing pain. In this way I am both midwife and mother. Respect again to Rich for editing this.File Download (3:33 min / 1.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website chicken without a head Zinger alert. I get put in my place on this one by a comeback master. Thanks again to Rich for doing all the clicks.File Download (0:12 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the soothsayer Some fun with just a dash of hate. I must be dreaming. Going forward I promise not to pollute the pure evil of my posts with many more like this. It is barely tolerable as my own creation so I don’t expect your attention. To the 2 or 3 fans of this site I have an update. I am gearing up for more masterful baiting then ever come the halo 3 beta. My new Dr. Phil soundboard is double the size of the one you are familiar with. I have also added a foot switch into my rig so exp ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website whatever mommy fucker This is about as concentrated as it can get. As you know harvest bile and venom from xbox live. The children of rage are always there for me. Sometimes I get fancy and try to add story and context to my displays but the rage is the true spectacle. Please enjoy this morsel and know that I am out collecting regularly. Thanks again to Rich for cutting this together.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website forgive them father, they know not what they rape This player is so typical and cliche I worry about my own desensitization. I barely have any reaction to the lazy and bored sickness this child suffers. Our friend here envisions himself as a warlord of the digital wasteland. He uses the tactical terminology of a professional button pusher. The special inflection he gives to “rape” should be enough to understand the deep craving he has for attention and status. Nobody uses the most powerful words as casually as he do ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website hatred death threats and ghostbusters This is a failed interaction. I exposed myself, fumbled, and ended up just annoying these people. This I am sorry for. I’ll be back with better techniques, more patience, and subtle new colours in my verbal rainbow.File Download (3:30 min / 1.6 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website latino loco and modders This is not anger. This is sadness, hurt, and frustration. Feelings exposed leave you vulnerable so your best bet is to hide them behind very tough diction. Lowering the voice is good protection too. Carry on my wayward son There’ll be peace when you are done Let your weary headset rest Don’t you cry no moreFile Download (1:52 min / 0.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website lots of shut the fuck up This is base. No communication is happening; just a dance that is better done via plumage. You will notice a couple of interesting features of this recording. I’m Brad N Toronto so people know I’m likely Canadian as soon as the game starts. The knuckle-dragger decides to hit me where it hurts and belittle the Canadian national word ‘eh’. Pathetic. I also beg you to pick up on possible world record breaking cliche lameness. The attack is “Noob” i ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website pineapple up your aye ess ess Busted again. No problem though. I’ll be back because of insipid dinks like this guy.File Download (2:06 min / 1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website fans and ballsy tykes Fans. I have as little respect for them as you do. Don’t let them bother you because they just part of being a cool dude. I’m more interested in the child that puts courage to voice near the end. He’s a contributing member of his dad’s economic machine and proud of it. He knows a homosexual when he hears one and shouts it loudly to the world. I applaud his bravado. Thanks again to Rich for all the editing he is doing.File Download (2:07 min / 1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website my clock is too huge I feel sympathy for those that have not had the advantages I’ve had. They stumble through a life that scares me. Sympathy quickly turns to pity as they begin to annoy me. In rare cases these individuals grow on me. I start thinking of them as cute and misguided beasts and allow them some of my time. Sure I’m a dick but somehow they bend that dick into a heart. Thanks again to Rich for helping me corral this fella into under 5 minutes.File Download (4:33 min / 2.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website distorted taunting This one make it 200 posts. Thanks again to Rich for stepping up and doing some sound editing.Our speaker is actually being playful and friendly in this recording. It takes experience to skim bits of gold leaf from the churning vat of waste that is xbox live. Enjoy.File Download (0:11 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website My new word is twat. Hello from the bowels of Halo 2. I took a break for a while but I’ve received some inspiration and I’m back at it. I’ve had some help from super sound editor Rich, so look for a return to daily postings.In this recording we have an example of a simple mind gaining power from a bad word. Normally you hear children doing this but as we all know xbox live can turn anybody into a child. Enjoy.File Download (2:46 min / 1.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website stab a knife through your throat English guys are generally a breath of fresh air on xbox live. I love hearing cheers mate for shooting a chap in the corridor and giggles for saying pants. I guess I pushed this bloke to the breaking point. I do admit I have never heard this insult before and this is probably why it is here. I wish him the best with his rage, his vasectomy reversal, and his laser hair removal. Maybe we never will smoke that fag together my UK brother. Pitty.File Download (0:03 min / 0.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website pound ass guy Watch out this is a long one. I played 3 games with this guy. I think you can get the jist of his obsession.With all that ass pounding he will need:1) a Miami personal injury attorney2) life insurance quotes3) fortis temporary health insurance4) Washington DC hair laser removal5) a vasectomy reversalGive the guy a click and help me help him help himself. The first one who emails me the correct ass pound count gets a prize.File Download (16:14 min / 14.9 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Busted They figure me out. I’m busted but I don’t care. Yes I’m immature. Yes I play halo 2 much. Yes I’m starting to talk like Rogers and Phil in my daily life. No I don’t think I’ll be changing any time soon. Yes my car insurance quotes have never been lower.File Download (4:37 min / 2.1 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website suspicious collaborator and then a word to the wise Maybe you don’t feel as strongly as I do about it but for me the Noooo declaration accurately translates the internal spikes of offense into voice. It is like bouncing the eyes when temptation enters their gaze. I’ve begun to use this expressive tone in my daily life to make clear distinction between things I like and things I dislike. If I like car insurance quotes I say Yes!. If I don’t like college loan consolidation rates I say Noooooo! Say it with me by clickin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Has anyone ever told you that you sound like Dr. Phil ? These kids are not angry, they’re just vulnerable and shield that with defensiveness. They don’t expect probing questions from an authoritative persona. It is completely normal. 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You see this technique or its siblings (voice raising, shock words, conversation hijacking) in the wild and I bet you are not affected at all. People don’t give respect and pay attention when a message is forced on them. People who have authority and respect don’t need to repeat themselves, or scream about college loan consolidation, because others listen. It is similar to how truly rich people don ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website talking shit you dumbass This evil is near 200 proof. Please listen closely to the venom in Joe County’s voice. You get this kind of enunciation from individuals fiercely proud of their hatred. They can’t wait to talk about the groups of people that offend them and they will quickly make a judgement about your support. This reaction was to somebody they thought was trash talking them. The player turned out to be on their own team but the most important thing here is what we can take from it. Whe ... 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Now on to our buddy here.When I think of him I visualize a tiny Eminem clone that terrorises his mother yet can’t look his father in the eyes. I first see his tight face, spitting out threats, but then I zoom out and see his life is quite sad. He’s picked on and gets his own by pi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website more boring anger plus calls for my death There is no real communication here. I’m not hearing eye contact if you know what I mean. Listening has become a time when you think of your next catch phrase attack. I have one more thing to say about this, “student loan consolidation interest rate”, there I’ve said it. 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Maybe this artifact will make sense when I have more from the same culture. Click on some mesothelioma lawyer information to help me fund another dig. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website lamest ever west side call Have I found the youngest gangster ever? I’m a good searcher and I’ve caught a few but this has to be the cutest specimen yet. We all need role models, especially as young men. What is more manly than a tough, rough, street criminal from the west side? It would take four mesothelioma lawyers to put this tyke away. Take a mouse trip to the east side of this page and I’ll turn your clickle into a nickel. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website feeding tube Let’s take a short trip back to the Terry Schiavo controversy. You see there was this lady named Terry who was in a vegetative state. It was her desire to die as claimed by her husband. Her parents were against it and started a national hissy fit.It was very very funny as evidenced by this fine citizen. So many good feelings were generated by the struggle that it really brought out the best in people.You see the appearance of life in her motions created the belief of life to some ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website oh you punk ass --- you bitch --- fuck you Hi everybody. Yes I took a break but now I’m back. Great news though, the hate stains of xbox live are still stinking it up.Be warned before you click. The sentiments from this gentleman are straight from the heart. The cold, black, heart of a mesothelioma lawyer.Maybe one day you will have the rockets and get stoned by the village. I prefer to get stoned behind the 7-11 but that is me. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Dr. Phil meets a pastor 50,000 listens– thanks people– now click something **Believe it or not I have met 3 people who claim to be men of the cloth while playing Halo.Due to the problem of freedom of religion it is very easy to claim to be a minister. I know this but I choose not to dwell on it. I choose to regard this fellow like a noble knight, a mesothelioma lawyer, a crusader.Click some mesothelioma information so we can take this higher (der der dow dee dee dow!) , to a place where pastors rule. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I'm a Brad too. You're the man Brad Hey how did this get in here? Nobody likes me except mesothelioma lawyers so this must be a trick of some sort.I’ve met a few Brads in my time and generally they are garbage. I’m sure your experience is the same.Click some mesothelioma info and a Brad will die. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website really bored to the max This website is not about cuteness. I’m sitting on a sociological goldmine and timebomb all in one. I take itvery seriously as you can hear. Like a cure for peritoneal mesothelioma, my results will change the world.Let us examine a problem. I’m a 34 year old man and this tyke is a prominent member of my friends list. I see no problem here but I know there is a problem. Click on some peritoneal mesothelioma information and help me get some perspective. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website mad at phil and soundboards You know I’m just trying to be affable. I’m trying to fit in and be part of the group. I want to love my brothers.Sure I do it in the guise of Dr. Phil or Mr. Rogers. Sure I use a computer to speak. I am guilty of this.Is this wrong? Am I like a dirty mesothelioma lawyer feeding on pain. No.I see myself like you must. I’m the hung hero setting you free. Saving you from the train. Lifting the car off of you.Would you call Batman a fag? Ok what about Superman? See ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I do not have a 2 month Two months are vouchers for xbox live time that come with some games. Kids crave them so they can have a disposable account to cheat with. That is the kind of huge generalization that mesothelioma lawyers dream of but since I am prejudice towards children so it is ok.Click unless you are a child. If you are a child please close your eyes, turn off your parent’s computer, and go poop back and forth forever. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website mow the lawn This is a bit of a personal wank off but take a trip with me. If it were the year 1986 I would be this guy. Peritoneal mesothelioma was not the mega class action it is today and multiplayer lawn darts was the rage.Don’t even think of clicking this. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website rogers in passive banter With the exception of Mr. Shutup at the start this is a positive experience. True passion does exist but this chap is bored. All this guy needs is a little more motivation to give him strength to fight past the debilitating effects of peritoneal mesothelioma and live on.Tickle the clickables if you have the energy. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website phil discovered and hated Firstly I’ll call this an outright failure. Nobody is perfect and I forgive myself for that. I tend to click that mouse a bit too much when I encounter true evil.Notice how the bile and bitterness ferments to glee when he makes the soundboard connection. He is like a mesothelioma lawyer who just signed a whole union of asbestos workers.I can understand game rage. The games I play are normally about killing and you don’t have to be Jack Thompson to make the connection.I can u ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website rogers gets discovered What is my problem? I know, peritoneal mesothelioma, but what is my real problem? The deep wound inside. What is it?If you give one click and find mesothelioma lawyers for yourself I’ll take a good long look at myself. I’ll talk over what I find with Phil and Fred and we’ll get to the bottom of it.Thanks. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website worst team I've ever lost to Just back from an excursion into the deepest darkest of multiplayer and I have a prize.The hunt was almost complete when I stumbled upon a peritoneal mesothelioma in full bloom. As I gathered it’s information I spotted a rare beast indeed. The double sore loser. What a specimen.Click some peritoneal mesothelioma information for me please so I can bag and tag this tea bag. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website from enemy to friend with dr phil Here is an example of my true glory. I do need to shut up but wait. Wait for it. Yes I’m annoying. Ok keep waiting. Ok I’m going overboard. But … And now a mind is blown! We are friends through the magic of Dr. Phil. I’m going to send him a pamphlet on mesothelioma symptoms and maybe just maybe we can be pen pals. Click so I can afford a pen please. Maybe one more click for stamps please please?File Download (3:34 min / 3.3 MB) Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website mini lesson about gayness Ignore the first bit and get to the gay Gestapo interrogation at the end. This guy is so proud of his idea that he has to tell the world and his mesothelioma lawyers.Try not to be this guy. Calm your excitement and try not to put words in other people’s mouths. You will be better for it.Click on some mesothelioma lawyer information so I can continue my research and care. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website spanish speaking guy wants to pinch me Help me out here. I’m semi bilingual but as a dirty Canadian my semi is French.If pinch really is pinch I’ll give myself a high five. I’ll likely just stay silent on any other answer besides peritoneal mesothelioma. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website this is so fuckin gay Like boxers too pooped to fight these guys can barely trash talk.Teen standard establishes the tone.Junior takes a shot at the title with a clever turn around.Decay and apathy win again.If you care about these kids at all then click on some peritoneal mesothelioma. It will be like charged paddles to their cooling torsos.Do it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website into the mind of a detective Like Newton and the apple, these fellows have a moment of discovery that exposes the wizard behind the curtain. No I am not on the phone. Yes I am playing soundboards.Give us a click for their brilliance. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website be a man and chop muthafuckas down Too bad about the weird speed on this recording. Listen anyway because this gentleman gives us a new way to perceive our world.He points out that as long as you can chop people down you will have a great day. Men have been doing this throughout history. Sure it sounds like some half baked peritoneal mesothelioma but think again.We all must agree that is is better to chop than to be chopped so I declare I am with the choppers. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website fun with dr phil This is what I dreamed of. People having a good time playing a game and sharing good company.There is a spike of youthful distress in there but generally things are good. Even mom gets to share in on the fun.Our minds drift from vioxx lawsuit thoughts and we grow together willingly.Click for this new world if you love and want it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website you have to be fucking kidding me Man does this ever sound like the Olympics. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen a silver medalist go into a tirade. It shows sportsmanship, class, integrity, and selflessness.Next time the tiny Canadian in you wants to say‘good game’ remember this trailblazer. Remember malignant mesothelioma as well an click so you don’t get sick. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website rapid fire ammon and instant amo - awesome Like Wile E Coyote envisioning a crispy Road Runner this guy is drooling. Drooling about how great it is to cheat and win. Drooling like he just signed another mesothelioma class action plaintiff.Everybody needs an edge. Something that makes them special. If you lack a true skill you can always compensate by taking the short cut.Click it up for the sadness of this guy staring at his precious. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website phil vs falcetto Georgous George here has a cute prank voice and knows it. He gets the laughs from the dudes and all is well, or is it? I’m not calling this my best work. You won’t see me diagnosing peritoneal mesothelioma with these questions. I think this is still clickable and I appreciate your fingering. Do it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website hate halo right now Simple message here. If you don’t want to play don’t play. Certainly don’t message your entire friends list and ask them for peritoneal mesothelioma. Click it Uuuuuup! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website I ween man 40,000 listens! Thanks ———————————————- This player wins and wants us to know it. I accept the message and I give appropriate respect, peritoneal mesothelioma, and lauding. Give the appropriate clicks please. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website typical convo with phil Hmmm I wonder what is on this fellow’s mind? Could he be the straightest guy in North America or is it the mesothelioma symptoms talking? My money is on him being one of the most straight people on xbox live. Nasa probably uses him to calibrate things. If I was that straight I’d have to tell the world about it by distancing myself from lesser people. Click to find out. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website suck my balls We come in late on a counselling session between Fred and some young toughs. They’re in typical goon and sidekick mode and circling. A mesothelioma attorney is taking notes. Rogers is an uncarved block. Sidekick eggs on and goon starts a diatribe. Rogers grins. They swing and Fred catches them both in a hug. All weep. Special click request going out to how this guy was born to say suck my balls. He nails it. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website stick it in mom Allow me to judge this for you. Here is a guy trying to be as dirty as possible. He values speed over quality and this retort is entirely from the brain stem. What little brain he is using is likely affected by peritoneal mesothelioma. Click on the peachy pinkness of his noodle (just over to the right) and we’ll get him treatment for his symptoms. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website way too seriously Enjoy the effectively communicated sentiments from this chap. Brits are generally the antithesis of the malignant mesothelioma I meet on xbox live daily. Voices like this are why. Click Click Cheerio. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website mr f and n Good thing words don’t kill or I’d be laying in the gutter riddled with syllables. Please use your vocabulary people. You can end up sounding quite ignorant if you just reach for the heavy weaponry every time. There is no art to it, no life insurance quotes, no class. This is all steak and no sizzle. If a stripper just walked out nude where would the communication be? How would we understand the fantasy? Consider carefully if you want to click for this guy. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website new clan sour bitch kids This cute little dough boy can’t get over his hilarious clan name and a pamphlet on student loan consolidation program he read. Since he is so clickleish why not help him out and click some peach? ————————-> over there————————-> Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website