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Everyday Distorted View scours the web for strange-but-true news stories and then report them to you in an easy to swallow 5-10 minute podcast, complete with commentary. Primary Format : Comedy Language : English Also Listed as: City : Columbus State/Province : OH Country : USA Region : NA User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Podcast iTunes Link Text Only listing of Distorted View Daily Podcasts Methings.com listings of Distorted View Daily Podcasts If you like this podcast, you might also like:

DV Daily: 11/20/09 Hey Freaks! It’s the end of the week! I’ll be back with new episodes starting on Monday. Of course, if you want to hear all the new shows you missed this week, or the hundreds of other pieces of exclusive content, sign up for the sideshow now! On Today’s Show: - Vagina’s Are Threatening National Security - Double Decapitation - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/19/09 Hey Freaks! Best-Of week is nearly over! Today I have a great show over on the Sideshow feed, so sign up now and catch all the stupidity you’ve been missing. On Today’s Show: - Getting a Boner over the Dewey Decimal System - Breathing Room For your Junk - The Case of The Psycho Wife and Runaway Pee Pee Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/18/09 Hey Freaks! Got a great Best-Of show for you today. Enjoy all of the stupidity, and when you’re ready for more, sign up for the Sideshow. All this week Sideshow freaks are getting new episodes. Join the club and become one of my buddies. On Today’s Show: - Loud Booming Orgies - High Quality AIDS Injections - Shaking the Shit [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/17/09 Hey Freaks! Today we’re doing something a little different. I get tons of voicemails and I can only get to about 10 a day. So, today, while Sideshow freaks get a brand new episode of DV, I’m posting a voicemail show for you guys. If you have even been upset because I didn’t get to your [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/16/09 Hey Freaks! Yes, this week I have some Best-Of show for you while Sideshow freaks get new stuff. Sign up for the Sideshow right now so you don’t miss a thing. On Today’s Show: - Smelly Ass Feet - Stiletto Attack - Don’t Include Genitalia Shots With Your Resume Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/13/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! Have a great weekend! If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow. I’ve got a weekend show, and all of the new episode next week will be exclusive to celebrate the anniversary of the Sideshow. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Smashed Potato Attack - Vision Tests Now Include [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/11/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s stupidity! Tomorrow I’ve got a Sideshow exclusive program lined up, so if you want to hear it: Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Bitch Fucking Monks - Spreading The Seed To Lesbians - Lighting Up A Crackpipe (And Your Girlfriend’s Face) Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/10/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show. Sideshow freaks get nearly 20 minutes of additional content plus an exciting bonus chapter from today’s ST story. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Stroller Hungry For Baby Fingers NOM NOM NOM - Vomitting Off Broadway - Vocal Sex Disruptes Train Riders Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/09/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of programs! Enjoy all of the stupidity, and of course, Sign up for the Sideshow. Next week I have a weeks worth of Sideshow exclusive podcasts lined up, so it’s a great time to become a member. You’ll be part of the club, which makes you one of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/06/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week! If you want more DV, I’ve got some for you. Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll get a weekend show, Corey’s Butt Fudge Sundae, and a videocast. On Today’s Show: - Another Tumble Dried Baby - Explosive Shit In A Creepy Van - Walking into Moving Trains Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/05/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s Best-Of show. If you want new DV today, Sign up for the Sideshow. I’ll be back tomorrows with a new show for everyone. On Today’s Show: - A Nailgun Murder/Suicide - College Porn Clubs - Huffing Shit Fumes Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/04/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast today. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Don’t Play With Yourself In The Police Station - Rubbing Dead Babies Into Your Skin - Priest Shows Off His Beefcake Screensaver Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/03/09 Hey Freaks! Back for an extended Tuesday program! If you’re Sideshow members, you’ll be get over 15 minutes of additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - BIRDS ARE DYING - Stinky Maylasian Trouble - Pro-Life Kid Touchers Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 11/02/09 Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Back to start a new week. Sign up for the Sideshow for all of the upcoming exclusive content. On Today’s Show: - Bash The Baby - Angry Criminal Transvestites - Force Feeding Pizza To The Unwilling Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/30/09 Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Enjoy today’s ridiculous show, full of stupidity! I’m not done, though. Sign up for the Sideshow for this weekend’s bonus content. On Today’s Show: - BROOM FIGHT! - Put A Baby In Me – The TV Show - Paying the Poor To Stop Breeding Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/29/09 Hey Freaks! Yes, it’s a best-of show today. Enjoy today’s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you’re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Drunk Zombies - Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity - 92 Year Old Sex Object Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/28/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity today. I’ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks today and an exclusive program tomorrow. Sign up right now! On Today’s Show: - Pork Chop Homocide - Stabbing Children To Shut Them Up - The Return of the Fecal Flinger Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/27/09 Hey Freaks! Back for an extended show! Sign up right now and you’ll get about 15 minutes of additional content. Videocast tomorrow! On Today’s Show: - Racist Cookies - Homeless Vs. Snakes - Running Over The Elderly For Her Bingo Money Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/26/09 Hey Freaks! Welcome back! It’s time to get this freak show started. Enjoy all of the stupidity, and don’t forget to get my nuts quivering by signing up for the Sideshow. Thanks! On Today’s Show: - You Don’t Punch Zombies In The Face - Muslim Polygamy Parties! - Like To Poop? I Have a Job For You Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/23/09 Hey Freaks! I’m back with more stupidity for you! I’ll be back with weekend, so if you want more DV, you know what to do. On Today’s Show: - Dead Rabbit Toss! - Biting Toddler’s Faces Off - Drug Addicts Love Paintball Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/22/09 Hey Freaks! Yes, today I have a Best-Of show for you guys. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode. I’ll be back tomorrow to end the week with you. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: - Baby in the Dishwasher - Hustler Gets Political - HIV Rape Orgies Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/21/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. Tomorrow’s program will be a Sideshow exclusive program. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Mr. Hands II - Feeding Shit To Witches - Chasing After That Exotic Eunuch Lifestyle Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daly: 10/20/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show and it’s an extended program! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can hear the additional content. On Today’s Show: - Beaten With Salon Experience - Dead Deer Clown - A Wife Named Guantanamo Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/19/09 Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a new week of podcasts, and I have to tell you, I’m in a frisky mood. That can mean only one thing: adult chatline!! Support the show: Sign up for the Sideshow On Today’s Show: - Home Foreskin Removal - Testicles Lodged In Your Abdomen - Karaoke Scalping Links: Youtards: A Collection Of Fail Night Owls: Good [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/16/09 Hey Freaks! Got a great show to end the week. If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll get bonus episode of DV and a new episode of Corey’s Butt Fudge Sundae. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Leaving The Elderly On The Floor - Driving Around In A Whale Penis - Spiral Lightning Hawk: [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/15/09 Hey Freaks! I’m Back and have a great show show for you today. Enjoy all of the stupidity. Want more? I just posted a new videocast for Sideshow freaks today. Sign up right now and grab it! On Today’s Show: - Abortion Addict - Bunny Flesh Keeps Sweden Warm - Burrito Missiles of Doom Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/14/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s podcast! On Today’s Show: - Baby Face Boiler - Corpse Photoshoot - I Received A Cancerous Lung! Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/13/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! It’s an extended one, so Sideshow freaks will get about 15 minutes of additional content! Videocast coming tomorrow as well. Sign up now and nab all of the exclusive content. On Today’s Show: - Homeless on Fire - Penis-Sized Regret - Giant Lawn Pooter Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/12/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday program! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Japanese Hair Chewing Fetish - Bashing Rat Heads - She Ain’t No Whore Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/09/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program! Remember: it’s payday for a lot of you, which means it’s a GREAT time to sign up for the SUPREME VALUE that IS the Sideshow. Get this weekend’s bonus show and Corey’s Butt Fudge Sundae program: sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Asian Harmonica Beatdown - Retards HATE Tabasco Sauce - Old People [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/08/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! Yesterday I posted a new videocast, and this weekend I’ve got another bonus episode. Sign up now and grab it all! On Today’s Show: - Kid’s Can’t Wait To Be Toothless - Madder Than Fish Grease PART II - Slow Pee Stream? Cut Off Your Junk Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily:10/07/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s podcast. If you’re not a Sideshow member, sign up now. Yesterday I posted an extended show and today I have a videocast for you. On Today’s Show: - Old People Will Stick ANYTHING In Their Mouth - B.Y.O.T.P - Using Apple Juice To Punish The Unsavory Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/06/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show: it’s extended! Sideshow freaks will get 10-15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Spit Death - A Carton Full Of Feces - Cardboard Box + Roof of Minivan + Toddler = WIN Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/05/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start off a new week of shows! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: - Reaseon #345 Why You Shouldn’t Have A Pet Bear - Crush Videos: Legal? - Bowel Movements Taking A Plane Down Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/02/09 Hey Freaks! Yes, I’m a little tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? Enjoy the show! I’ve got more for you this weekend. A bonus episode + a new Butt Fudge Sundae is on their way this weekend, so sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today’s Show: - Toilet Assault - David Letterman Did Creepy [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 10/01/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy to program! Sign up for the Sideshow if you want even more stupidity. On Today’s Show: - Shaggy Loses A Finger - Gumball Machine Humping - Senior Citizen Discounts Available At Brothels Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/30/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can nab today’s videocast! On Today’s Show: - Juidicial Jerking - Mantyhose - Maggot Snot Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/29/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show. It’s an extended one for Sideshow freaks, so if you’re a member, you’ll get over 15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Finger Spitting - Goosed Statues - Flame Broiled Faces Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/28/09 Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! thanks to Ms. Cheryl Merkowski and Stripclubdeej for all of the great stuff today. Sign up for the sideshow and grab all of the recent exclusive content plus tomorrow’s extended show. On Today’s Show: - Gas For Toddlers - Not So Proud Fat And Black - Stealing Money From The Dead Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/25/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday program! Sign up for the Sideshow and get all of the upcoming exclusive weekend stuff! On Today’s Show: - Cunny Blowing As A Cancer Cure - New Jersey Says Yes To Cow Sex - Pregger Freak Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/24/09 Hey Freaks, Yes, today I’ve got a Best-Of show for you today (Sideshow freaks are gettting a brand new, 45 minute edition of DV) but I feel bad because I was sick this week, so I’m going to share an old Sideshow weekend podcast with you. Sign up right now and grab today’s new show On Today’s [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/23/09 Hey Freaks! I’m back and semi on time today! I try to make up for the lackluster show yesterday by knocking you on your ass with hilarity today. Did I fail miserably? You be the judge. Enjoy today’s dose of stupidity! Sign up for the Sideshow right now so you don’t miss tomorrow’s Sideshow exclusive program. On [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/22/09 Hey Freaks! You probably already guessed why today’s show was late. I’m sick. Blah. But I’m finally here with a program for you, and it’s extended. I’m not sure if the quality is up to par, but what the hell do you want from me? I’m here and that should count for something! On Today’s Show: - Rectal [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/21/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: - Toilet Assault - Deer Penis Wine - INTERNAL Massage Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/18/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll get more stuff this weekend! On Today’s Show: - Cross Dressing Husbands - Gagging On A Banjo - Sahving Your Daughter’s Head Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/17/09 Hey Freaks! Got a great, fun program for you today. Bonus: it’s another extended show! Sideshow freaks will get an additional 15 minutes of content. Not a memeber? Sign up now and support DV! On Today’s Show: - The Unsavory Love Piggyback Rides - Ugly, Naked, And Ready To Get Freaky - The Sun Melts Ice Cream and Other Shocking [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/16/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your mid-week show! It’s a fun one, so enjoy all of the stupidity. I’ll be back later today with a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now so you’ll be able to grab that. On Today’s Show: - Chicken Lickers - Satanist Teenagers And Their Unconcerned Parents - Wheelchair Drive By Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/15/09 #2 Hey Freaks! Ok..let’s try this again. As you may know, I (the retard) accidently erased part of today’s show. Sextastic Tuesday was lost, so I re-recorded the portion of the show that was lost. Plus we do some more voicemails and there’s a short visit from Satan… Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/15/09 Hey Freaks! Oh boy, this is one giant clusterfuck. My mind is just not in the right place today. After doing the show, I accidenlty hit the record button and it recorded silences over the first 15 minutes of the program. I did a satan bit and Sextastic Tuesday. I have to get going back to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/14/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start off a brand new week! I’ve got a super-sized episode of DV for all today. Tomorrow I’ll doing an extended show just for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now and you can also grab this past weekend’s exclusive show. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: - Kanye West Is a Douche - The Drunk Get Drunker - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Butt Fudge Sundae: 09/13/09 Hey Freaks!As promised, Corey is here with a new episode of Butt Fudge Sundae. As a special treat I’m making this episode available to non-paying member so you can get an idea of what BFS is all about.Enjoy all of the stupidity!Visit Butt Fudge Sundae’s Site For More! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/11/09 Hey Freaks! I’m back to end the week with the Friday program! Yes, it’s the anniversary of 9/11 so if you’re overly sensitive about that stuff, you may want to skip this episode. Otherwise, enjoy! On Today’s Show: - Groin Kicks: $5.00 - ‘Ol Syrup Face - Hooking Up With The Child You Gave Up Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/09/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s program! I’ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don’t miss it. On Today’s Show: - Chucking Jellyfish - Cricket Spitting - The Garbage Stank of an Asian Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/08/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update. I’ve got an extended show for Sideshow freaks, though! If you’re not a member, sign up right now! On Today’s Show: - African Penis Fairy Dust - Shot in the Junk - Dick Gangrene Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/04/09 Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. I’ll be back on Monday (Labor Day) with a Sideshow exclusive program. Normal shows will resume on Tuesday. Not a Sideshow member? Nows a great time to sign up and catch up with all of the bonus content. On Today’s Show: - Hot Curling Iron To Your [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/03/09 Hey Freaks!Back for the first of two new shows! If you want to catch the second one, make sure to sign up for the Sideshow!On Today’s Show:- Bug Chasers Go International- Dropping Poops In Your Toilet- Viagra Boners In The CarLinks:The Anti-Gym: No Chubbies!Sponsor:AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free ShippingHave something you think [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/02/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry again for the late post! Enjoy today’s show, and don’t forget to sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: - Pray Before Penetration - The Toilet Freak Strikes Again - Harassing Horses Nude Links: Fatman: Shows Us His Leakage in Glorious 720P Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 09/01/09 Hey Freaks, Back for the Tuesday show! It’s an extended one, so Sideshow freaks get like 18 minutes of additional stupidity. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Amputees Can’t Cash Checks - Grease Fire or Meth Lab Explosion: Either Way We’ve Got A Flaming Baby - Dragged From A Truck Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/31/09 Hey Freaks! Back for a new week of show and I’ve got a great one for you today. The return of an old friend, another million dollar idea of mine has been stolen, and all the other normal stupidity you’ve grown to tolerate from me. On Today’s Show: - Boiling Yourself In A Hot Tub - The 9 Year [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/28/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show. If you’re a Sideshow freak, the week isn’t over yet. I’ve got a videocast for you guys today, a bonus episode of DV this weekend, and the first episode of Corey’s podcast “Butt Fudge Sundae”. Sign up right now and grab all the goodies. On Today’s Show: - More on Vodka Soaked [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/27/09 Hey Freaks, Sorry about the late posting of today’s show. I’ve got a bunch of stupidity for you, though. Enjoy On Today’s Show: - Glade Plugins Ruin Another Life - My Name is Monkey - The Stink of Nerds: $48 Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Links: People of Walmart: Oh, The Humanity Bohemian Zen: Bill’s Website Have something you think I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/26/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. Yesterday I posted a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks, and later on Corey’s first episode of Butt Fudge Sundae will premiere in addition to all of the other exclusive stupidity. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Selling Adult Movies To Kids: In England, It’s Legal - Chasing After News Crews With A Garden [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/25/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s program. If you’re Sideshow freaks, I’ve got a bonus episode for you a little later today. Not a member? Sign Up Now! On Today’s Show: -Instant Meth Is Gonna Get You! -Herpes: A Badge Of Honor -Tumble Dried Toddler Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code “FREAK” For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/24/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry the show is being posted a little late today. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: - Seinfeld Ruins Another Life - The Virgin Mary Helps With Abortion - Old People Stuck To The Shitter Links: The Butt Fudge Sundae Show: Coming Soon To DV! Marilyn Monroe: Crypt Neighbor Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/21/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday program. If you’re sideshow freaks, you’ll get another audio journal piece today and a bonus episode this weekend! Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Self Inflating Breasts - Chasing The Kids Around With a Chainsaw - Creepy Man Wants To Watch Your Threesome Links: Texting While Driving: The PSA Have something you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/20/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s podcast. If you’re Sideshow freaks I’ve got two pieces of extra content for you. More audio readings from my journal and a new videocast! Sign up right now! On Today’s Show: - Police Are Forced To Respond To A Stolen Dildo - Don’t Throw Away That Broken Dong! - Setting The Homeless On Fire Links: Cheryl’s Site: [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/19/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s dose of stupidity - Fecal Throwing Asians - D&D Nerd Uses Sledgehammer of Agony for +23 Damage - Alcohol Turns you Into An Animal Activist Links: Pregg Smoker: Fetish Of The Century 3!LL’s Website: Bohemian Zen Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/18/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your Tuesday show. Sideshow freaks get an extended version of the show. (20 extra minutes of stupidity) If you’re not a member, sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Blaming Castration On The Dog - Tranny’s Take India - DIY Sex Change Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/17/09 Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend. It’s now time to settle down and get back to work. And by work I mean playing puppy crush videos. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: - Defingered Doctors - Criminals Against Pedophiles - Butt Stabbings Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/14/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program. We’re not done yet, though. More DV this weekend. Sign up for the Sideshow if you want to hear it. On Today’s Show: - Candy Crack Dealer - Window Shopping On Fire - Padlocking Bull Testicles Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/13/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s Best-Of show and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new program. On Today’s Show: - Rectal Telephony - Pissing and Hurling Rocks In Memoriam - Rolling Around In Vomit and Shit Links: Michael Ian Black: My Custom Van Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/12/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! If you’re Sideshow freaks I’ll be posting a videocast later today. If you’re wondering what the picture above is all about, DV listener Jerry emailed it to me, saying, “I sat down on a bench across from Stoner Drug to have a smoke when the door of the drug [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/11/09 Hey Freaks! Back with the Tuesday program! Sideshow freaks are getting the extended version of today’s show, clocking in at almost one hour. Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: - Pedophile Cats - Bears…They Will Kill You - Schizophrenic Rappers DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/10/09 Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Another week starts and we kick it off with a healthy dose of stupidity. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: - The Ghey Is Responsible For Swine Flu - Forensic Tests On Inflatable Clowns - Genitals On Fire…AGAIN DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/07/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the weeek with the Friday show. If you’re Sideshow freaks you’ll get a bonus weekend show. Otherwise, I hate you… and I’ll see you next week. On Today’s Show: - Revenge Of The Glued Weener - Condiments Ruin MORE Lives - 18 Carat Gold Penis Pumps DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/06/09 Hey Freaks! I’m back with a Best-Of Show for you today. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode, so if you want it, get it. On Today’s Show: - Justice. Poodle Justice - Don’t Pleasure Yourself With Tide - There’s a Dildo In My Sausage DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/05/09 Hey Freaks, Enjoy today’s show. Remember: tomorrow’s program will be Sideshow exclusive. Non paying freaks will get a Best-Of show. Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll nab Thursday’s new program. On Today’s Show: - Madder Than Chicken Grease - Pee In The Tub kthnx - Seeping Corpse Wounds At The Funeral DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/04/09 Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show for you today! If you’re Sideshow freaks you’ll get additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Liquid Weed, Man! - Kittens Gave Me Brain Damage - Dick and Nuts No More DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 08/03/09 Hey Freaks! Let’s do it all over again! Enjoy the Monday show! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up right now! On Today’s Show: - Shrubs, Tarts, And Facebook. WTF - Cremation Heads - Bleached By Harry Potter Nerds Links: Chris Chan Wiki: The Definitive Sonichu Resource DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/31/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! On Today’s Show: - Diet Pepsi Sweetened With Rat Corpses - Racist Statements Not From A Racist - The Game Of Monopoly Ruins Another Life DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/30/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show. I posted a new videocast yesterday, so if you want to check it out, make sure to sign up for the Sideshow. On Today’s Show: - Steak With A Side of Sanitary Pads - More Hood Rat Stuff - Adult Doggy Toys DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/29/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show. I’ve got a videocast planned for Sideshow freaks, so if you’re not yet a member, do it right now. On Today’s Show: - Lumpy Ass Injections - The Wal-Mart Whippet Bandit - Loose Eyeballed Infants DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/28/09 Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show. It’s an extended program, so if you’re a Sideshow member you’ll get about 15 minutes of additional show. If you’re not a member, SIGN UP NOW! On Today’s Show: - Zombie Mom Hungry For Baby Brain - Shopping Spree Turns Husband Into Pyromaniac - Naked Lady Plows DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/27/09 Hey Freaks! Starting off a brand new week of shows. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: - 100 Chilly Dogs (The Dead Kind) - Toe Poppers - Wife-Servants Need To Learn Lunch-Making Skills DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/24/09 Hey Freaks, Enjoy today’s program! On Today’s Show: - Mercury / Acetone / Coolant Drinker (RIP) - French Onion Soup, Now With Spermicide - REALLY Crazy Ethnic People Links: DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/23/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast, so if you’re not a member, sign up now! On Today’s Show: - Fired For Marrying A Whore - Hammerheads In The Pooper - White Hot Streams of Stickiness Links: DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: 07/22/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity! Sign up for the Sideshow and support the program. On Today’s Show: - Blowing Up Gassed Perps - Bisexual Hungry For Pee Pee - Nazi Garden Gnomes Links: DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/21/09 Hey Freaks! Back with a new, infuriating Sextastic Tuesday show. I'll also be back later tonight with a bonus episode, so if you're not yet a member of the Sideshow, sign up now so you don't miss it. On Today's Show: - Idiot Child Drinking Gasoline - The Residents of Muff Road - Weed: The Next Generation Links: DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 L ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/20/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - Creepy, Nude, And Just Trying To Cool Off - I Can Only Climax If I Pop Rubber Balls - An Air Matress Destroys A Neighborhood Links: DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/20/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/17/09 Hey Freaks! Ending the week with the Friday program! I've got more stuff for you, but you have to be a Sideshow member. A videocast today and a bonus episode this weekend is coming. On Today's Show: - Bull Semen Shampoo - Holy Birdshit - DON'T LOOK IN THE FOLDER Links: DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/16/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's program! I've got an extended show for Sideshow freaks today, so if you're not a member yet, sign up now! On Today's Show: - Forked Puppies - Cheating On Your Girlfriend With Your Jerk-Off Hand - An Old Gimp Loses His Legs Links: DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/16/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/15/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - Sexytime At The Grocery Checkout Lane - Creep Names For Your Child - A Screwdrive In A Baby's Head Links: Butt Fudge Sundae: More Corey Brilliance DV On Youtube: Watch and Subscribe The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/15/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/14/09 Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show today for Sideshow freaks! 20ish extra minutes of stupidity. Not a member? Sign up now and support the show and my raging ketamine habit. On Today's Show: - Mud Wrestling and Arm Farts In Georgia - Sex Academy Is Open - Shooting Up Baby Formula Links: DV On Youtube: Original Videos + Tim's Birthday Song The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Liste ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/13/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start off a brand new week of shows. Along with the normal buffet of stupidity, a special guest sings me an early happy birthday song. Sign up for the Sideshow and catch the exclusive weeekend video and bonus episode . On Today's Show: -The Elderly Conspiracy -Texting in Sewage -Highschools are Advocating Masturbation Links: DV On Youtube: Original Videos + Tim's Birthday Song The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/10/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! I've got a another program for you guys this weekend, but you can only hear it if you're Sideshow members, so sign up now! New Youtube video today! On Today's Show: - Another Feces Filled, Maggot Infested House - Death By Chocolate - Impregnated By Pool Sperm Links: Bagg'ns: Two Waists For Saggin DV On Youtube: Go There Now! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 20 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/09/09 Hey Freaks! Yes, I'm back with over a half hour of new stupidity for you. Today I've got a videocast for Sideshow freaks, so if you're not a member, sign up now! On Today's Show: - Beating Delicate Wildlife With A Shovel - Helping Dad Bury The Prostitute - Another Stupid Near-Dead Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distort ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/08/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! In addition to all of the normal stupidity, I announce the winner of my Youtube Chumby giveaway! If you're not a Sideshow member, sign up now! Yesterday I did an extended show. Today I'm doing a short "wrap up" video, just to try something different. Lifetime memberships are again available for a short time! On Today's Show: - Powerful Lady Bits - Drowning Babies - Cheeseball Murder Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/07/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show. It's an extended episode, so Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content. Want to hear it all? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Selling Nude Pics Of Mom - Another Stupid Elderly Person - Explicit Horse 911 Calls Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/ ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/06/09 Hey Freaks! Calm down, America! Your favorite media darling is back. Enjoy the start of a new week of programs, and don't forget to sign up for the sideshow so I can eat for another day. Thanks! On Today's Show: - Forbidden Furry Love - Sawed Off Dick and NUTS - Taking a Dump On Your Mom Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/03/09 It's time for Super Sunshine Extreme Test Of Patience Go! Can you make it through all 20+ minutes of this? Big thanks to Corey for creating this monstrosity.Sign up for the Sideshow and check out all of the bonus content. I'll be doing an exclusive weekend show for Sideshow freaks, as well.Don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube videos and rate & comment them.Links:Corey's Site: ButtFudgeSundae.ComDV On Youtube: Go There Now!The DV Wiki: FreakipediaFollow My Stupid Ass: Distorted Vie ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/02/09 Hey Freaks! I'm back for the Thursday show. I'm taking tomorrow off, so ya'll should sign up for the Sideshow and catch up on all of the bonus material I SLAVE over for you. I'll be back for a weekend show for SS members. On Today's Show: - Marijuana McNuggets - Michael Jackson is Dead and Spreadable - Another Dumbass Lies Down On Traintracks Links: July For Kings: Monochrome At CD Baby DV On Youtube: Go There Now! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On T ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 07/01/09 Hey Freaks! Welcome to July! I've got a great show for you today. Make sure you sign up for the Sideshow because I've got a videocast today and a bonus episode planned for this weekend. On Today's Show: - Why Nail Clippers Aren't For Circumcision - Piss soaked lady panties - Stuffing Meat In Your Crotch Links: July For Kings: Monochrome At CD Baby DV On Youtube: Go There Now! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/30/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! I've got another one for Sideshow freaks, so if you're not a member, sign up now. On Today's Show: - New Evidence That Michael Jackson Was Weird - Don't Poop In My Year - The Financial Crises Was Caused By Ass Thumping Gay Sex Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/29/09 Hey Freaks, Back to start a brand new week! Enjoy the stupidy! Sign up for the Sideshow and you'll grab this past weekend's bonsu show, and tomorrow's bonus show. On Today's Show: - Assault With A Cheesy Doodle - Drunk Trailer Park Brawl - Sex Advice From The Celibate Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Sh ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/26/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show. Although, if you're Sideshow freaks, you'll be getting a weekend show. Oh, and I'll have a new video on youtube up soon. On Today's Show: - Monkey Piss - Soda Piss - Piss Drunk Aliens From Outer Space! Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorte ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/25/09 Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show! Enjoy my new original song (as song by Fred) and all of the other stupidity. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast today. New Youtube video will be posted this week as well. On Today's Show: - Sleepwalk Stabbing - Chasing Away Children With Porn - Don't Sell Pot on Craigslist Links: DV On Youtube: Go There Now! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/24/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! On Today's Show: - The Legend of Old Banjo Throat - Nude Hamburgler Robble Robbled Some Fries - KKK Advertising to Blacks Links: The Kush: Boob Pillow Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/24/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/23/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the first of two new Tuesday shows. Of course, if you want to hear the bonus episode, all you need to do is sign up for the Sideshow. On Today's Show: - China Says No To Love Land - Why Am I In The Dryer? - Your Husband Is a Porn Star Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorte ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/22/09 Hey Freaks! Starting off a brand new week with DV! I posted a Youtube video yesterday, and a new one is popping up today. Make sure to subscribe, rate, and comment and you could win a Chumby! A bonus episode was posted on Sunday for Sideshow freaks, and another is planned for tomorrow. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Road Rage Claims Another Stomach - Meth Milk - Another Skank Over-Dose 911 Call Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Fo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/20/09 Hey Freaks! Look I'm back with another show for you. Yeah, it's a day late, but the good news is: It's a W-E-E-K-E-N-D show! Sideshow freaks will get a bonus episode tomorrow. New Youtube video was posted! On Today's Show: - Getting Even With Your Dead Dad - The Monkey Wars Draw Near - Puppy Skin Belts! Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/18/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy all of the stupidity. Today's program is extended for Sideshow freaks, so if you're a member, you'll get nearly an hour of DV today. On Today's Show: - Bamboozled By Cap'n Crunch - Goddamn Flies - Inmate Jerks Off To Animal Loves Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-446 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/17/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's dose of stupidity. Sign up for the Sideshow and grab yesterday's bonus episode and all the great content being updated weekly. Don't forget to also subscribe to my YouTube videos. A new one will be popping up soon. On Today's Show: - As Mad As Fish Grease! - Chinese Corpse Brides - Flushing Puppies Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441AS ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/16/09 Hey Freaks! Today I have a bonus episode planned for Sideshow freaks. Not a member? Sign up now! Don't forget to also subscribe to my YouTube videos. A new one will be popping up soon. On Today's Show: - As Mad As Fish Grease! - Chinese Corpse Brides - Flushing Puppies Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/15/09 Hey Freaks! New week, new DV! Enjoy today's show. This past weekend I posted the full interview with Roy from earlier this week (it ended up being like 22 minutes) plus a bonus weekend show for my Sideshow freaks. I'll have another bonus episode tomorrow. Sign up for the Sideshow! I also posted a new Youtube Video! I outline another Tim Henson Million Dollar Idea *ting* watch and profit. On Today's Show: - The Jonas Bonors - Watching Ma and Pa Bump Uglies - Nigerian Penis Boosting Sche ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Video Banned From YouTube! Hey Freaks, I promised I'd post this, so here you go. Many didn't get to see this video because it was pulled about a day after it was posted. I guess someone who was in the video complained about it and, well, poof. Here it is for your enjoyment. Remember to subscribe to my videos on Youtube. Rate and comment...all that good stuff.   WATCH THE VIDEO Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/12/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! It may be the end of the week, but there's more DV this weekend. Sideshow freaks will get a bonus episode and new video will be added to my new Youtube account. Subscribe to the Sideshow / Subscribe To The Youtube Videos! On Today's Show: - Head First Into The Shitter - Criminal Belly Button Licker - Spreading The Love Feces Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Dist ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/11/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - Shit Coffee - Amputated By Bakery Machinery - Even Near Brain Deads Can Fondle Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/11/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/10/09 Hey Freaks! Oh man, lots to cover today! First up, my Youtube video all about Tsim Fuckis was banned. I guess Tsim Fuckis himself did not care for my commentary on him and complained. If you're not subscribed to my Youtube videos, do it right now. You'll get a chance to see the videos BEFORE they're pulled. Comment, rate and subscribe and you could win a Chumby! Today we're visited by Roy Killer War! He was a great sport and the interview (in my opinion) was fantastic. He never disappoints. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/09/09 Hey Freaks! We're slowly starting off with our Youtube Domination scheme. DV was awarded the coveted "47th Most Subscribers This Week" award!" after just one day. If you haven't subscribed, do it right now. Check out the new video I posted today all about Tsim Fuckis. Tomorrow I'll have an extended program for Sideshow freaks and an exclusive video. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Penis Break Dancing - Pulling Out Baby Peanut Butter - Nude Man Leaves Stink In Car Links: Youtube Account: New ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/08/09 Hey Freaks! Big show today! I announce a new contest, talk about DV's new video project, plus all of the standard fuckery you've grown to tolerate on Distorted View. *ting* Sign up for the show Sideshow and grab all sorts of exclusive content! On Today's Show: - Vagina Drop Soup - Old People That Just Won't Die - Christian Nymphos Links: Youtube Account: New DV Videos! Corey's Site: Butt Fudge Sundae Christian Nymphos: Horny and Holy Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcasta ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/05/09 Hey Freaks!Thanks so much for a great week of programs! Enjoy the Friday show, and if you want more, sign up for the Sideshow. I'll have a weekend podcast for members.On Today's Show:- Pooping In Your Feeding Tube- A Furry Fucker- Maggots Nesting In Your Open Sores Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463  Email: show@distortedv ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/04/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late post! Enjoy the show. On Today's Show: - Why You Shouldn't Advertise Rape - Killer Spray Tans - Boobs and Donuts Links: Bad-Dragon: Home Of The Spooging Dragons Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/04/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/03/09 Hey Freaks! Back for hte Wednesday show. Later today I'll be back with a videcast for everyone. Sign up for the sideshow and you'll grab the bonus episode I posted yesterday and a tons more! On Today's Show: - Hobo Troll Pervs! - Great Balls On Fire (har har har) - Cancer Causes Your Nose To Fall Off Links: Jesus Freak: And A Pothead? Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABU ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/02/09 Hey Freaks! I'm pissed! The Youtard I featured on today's show closed his account somewhere between the time I played him for you freaks on the show and now. So frustrating! He was mangled gold! I hope he comes back soon. I've got a bonus episode later today for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Eating Fetal Pig Testicles - A Necrophilia Loophole - Hiking With a Poop Bag Links: Buttfudge Sundae: Corey's Home On The Web Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/01/09 Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend, but it's time to get back to work, and for me that means having phone sex with elderly people. No, I spare you that action today. Sign up for the Sideshow because I have a videocast today and a bonus episode planned for tomorrow. On Today's Show: - Beating Drug Addiction (With a Shovel) - The Sodomy Daily Double - Like a Hot Knife To Your Genitals Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stu ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/29/09 Hey Freaks! Great show for you today. I posted a videocast yesterday for Sideshow freaks and I've got another bonus episode this weekend: Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Pullout > Condoms - Beaten With A Swan - Botched Abortion Beatdown Links: The Furry Wiki: Nazi Furry Article Youtube DV Stutter: Enjoy the Comments Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Em ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/28/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy all of the stupidity, and if you want more: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Urinator 2: Judgement Day - Maggot Mouth - Taking The Phrase Bite Me Literally Links: Youtube DV Stutter: Enjoy the Comments Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/27/09 Hey Freaks! I've got a great program for you, and today I really mean it. Usually I'm just blowing smoke up your deek hole, but not today. Enjoy all of the stupidity and the videocast later today (If you're a Sideshow member) On Today's Show: - Let's Ditch The Elderly Bitch - Firecracker In The Peehole - Boy Boobies! Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 4400 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/26/09 Hey Freaks! Back with the Tuesday show, and it's extended! If you're a Sideshow freak you'll get about 15 extra minutes of show today. Not a member? Sign up right now! On Today's Show: - The Power of Poop - Abba Singing Vegetables - Angry and Unwanted Suicide Assistance Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/25/09 Hey Freaks! I'm so glad to be back after a week of shows just for my Sideshow freaks. Enjoy all of the stupidity! On Today's Show: - Scary Shit On The Toilet - Beating The Crap Out Of Stupid Nature - Half Cocked Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/25 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/22/09 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Yes, it's another Best-Of show. I'll be back on Monday to start a NEW week of programs, though. Better yet, sign up for the Sideshow and you'll nab all of this weeks new content, plus the upcoming weekend show and video. On Today's Show: - Another Penis Sliced - Stapled Heads - Attack of the Phantom Pooper Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 440 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/21/09 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Got another Best-Of Show for you! Enjoy. New episodes are all Sideshow exclusive this week. Sign up right now and check out the new site! On Today's Show: - Razors In Candy - Bulging Junk - Soldier Sodomy Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/20/09 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Sorry for posting today's Best-Of show late. Tomorrow's program will be up at the normal time. Sign up for Sideshow right now and check out the new site! Now featuring zipped archives of programs. Rawk. On Today's Show: - Cat Feces Coffee - Pissing On Tickle Victims - Storm Squirters II Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@dist ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/19/09 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Continung this Best-Of week, I've got a show for you from June 2007. Enjoy. If you sign up for the Sideshow, you'll grab all the new shows I'm doing this week and also the daily videocasts. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Butts and Toilet Paper - Fists Of Fury - A Flaming Gay Bomb Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedv ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/18/09 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Yes, this week new programs are all Sideshow exclusive, so if you want new DV, consider signing up. Today, though, I thought I'd share a bonus weekend show from a few weeks ago just to give you a taste of what Sideshow freaks get on Saturday's. On Today’s Show: - Tinky Winky Kicking An Oompa Loompas Ass - Cock in the Ladies Restroom - Why Must My Penis Be So Large?!!! Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: D ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/15/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show. If you want more DV, I've got a videocast today and a bonus episode tomorrow if you're Sideshow members. Remember: next week will be entirely Sideshow exclusive programs, so it's a good time to sign up now! It's payday. It's cheap. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Peeing In Old Faithful - Fatty's Feelings Hurt - Fork Face Links: Douchebag Explosion: Greatest Band EVER! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Fr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/14/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Don't forget: next week is one of our semi-annual Sideshow-only weeks. New shows will only be available to Sideshow Freaks (non-paying members will get best-of shows) so SIGN UP NOW! On Today's Show: - Zipper Dick - Granny's Got A Glamorous Gash - Bad Rapist / Bad Father Links: My New Soda Video: In Glorious 720P! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005&nb ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/13/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy all of the stupidity (there's plenty of it) and should you want EVEN MORE, sign up for the Sideshow and you'll get videocasts and bonus episodes every week. On Today's Show: - Jerking Off While Asking Directions - Bloody Crotch - The Most Offensive Public Service Announcement Ever! Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABU ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/12/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show!  I'll be back with another show just for Sideshow freaks, so if you're not a member, sign up now! On Today's Show: - Angry Dead Fetus Gets Even - Sex For Murder. LOL - Monkey Revenge Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/11/09 Hey Freaks! Well, looky here: a brand new week is here. DV is here to help you get through it. Enjoy today's dose of stupidity. If you're not a member of the Sideshow, why not sign up? I just did a weekend show and video for members, so click here and get started on the path to true freakdom. On Today's Show: - Toilet Snakebite Surprise - Sodomizing Pygmies - Naked Trailer Queen Goes On A Ciggy Run Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/08/09 Hey Freaks! Wow! I've got a great show for you today! Even MORE fantastic audio to end the week. I'm not quite done yet, though. Sign up for the Sideshow and you'll get a Weekend show and a new videocast! Sign up now and support the show! On Today's Show: - An Omelet of DOOM! - Pickle Surprise! - Don't Use Words Like "Pubic" In Your Resume Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/07/09 Hey Freaks! Back for your Thursday show! Enjoy. I've got some more exclusive stuff for Sideshow freaks a little later in the week: a weekend show and a videocast! Sign up now so you don't miss one second of stupidity. On Today's Show: - Plopping A Turd- Baby In A Walmart Toilet - Dead Seagulls Hanging In A Festive Tree - A Dead Baby In The Crisper Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED V ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/06/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you like DV, why not support the stupidity by becoming a Sideshow member? I just posted a videocast and a bonus episode yesterday with more exclusive stuff yet to come this week. Sign Up Now! On Today's Show: - Biting Through The Shaft - Liquid Shit Destroys A Wedding - Newsflash: The Elderly Are Useless And Feeble Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DIS ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/05/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I've got another one for Sideshow freaks today. Sign up now if you want to catch it (and another videocast) On Today's Show: - Don't Eat Raccoon Poop - Liquid Soap and Uppers - Sawing Off Kitten Feet Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/04/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your Monday show...finally. Sorry it's posted so late. I'll be back tomorrow at the normal time. I'll also give you Sideshow freaks a bonus epside and a video cast. So, if you're not a member, sign up now! You can also nab this past weekend's bonus episode, too. On Today's Show: - Drippy Corpses - Happy Ending Meals - Cremation Swaps Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DIS ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/01/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show and have a great weekend. I've got a bonus show planned for this weekend again, so you should sign up. I'm hoping May will be a big month for new signups, so if you've been thinking about it, support the show! I just posted a videocast last night as well! On Today's Show: - Drool and Dentures: A Love Story - It's Dress Like An Unsavory Day - Mice Find The Near Dead Delicious Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakiped ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/30/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! I've got a new videocast for Sideshow freaks, so if you're not a member, sign up now! On Today's Show: - A Dog Loving, Baby Humping Cam Whore - Drinking Gasoline + Go Boom - Killing Grandma Because It Just Feels Right Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicema ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/29/09 Hey Freaks! Back for your Wednesday show! Enjoy the stupidity. On Today's Show: - Ripping Out Daddys Pacemaker - Juicy Bloody Cheeks - Whats With All These Decapitated Chicken Heads? Links: Everything is Terrible: A Techno-Blog With Spreadsheets Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/28/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show. If you want more, you're in luck. I'm doing a bonus episode later today for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now On Today's Show: - Flaming Spiders - Awkward Threesome With Two Sex Dolls - Moist Burned Babies Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Tod ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/27/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your Monday show! It's an extended program, so Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content.I also posted a bonus weekend show AND a videocast yesterday. Tomorrow I'll have another bonus episode, so it's a great time to sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Criminal Snot Rockets - Celebrity Tit Gropers - A Legally Binding Sex Slave Contract Links: Tim Babb: DV Florida Project Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wik ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/24/09 Hey Freaks! Back for your Friday show! Have a great weekend! If you want more DV, I've got a weekend show planned for Sideshow freaks. Just posted a videocast, too. Sign up now! If you can't sign up, remember to at least spread the distortion. Tell your twitter followers about the show, plaster the site address everywhere (like Alan did...see today's album artwork) On Today's Show: - Whoring Out Your Daughter To Pay For Her Sexting - Craigslist is NOT For Pervy Hookups...Wha!? - Pedoph ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/23/09 Hey Freaks! Back for your Thursday show! If you're not a member of the Sideshow, sign up now! I've got a videocast just for members today, and another bonus episode coming up this weekend. On Today's Show: - Period Juice On Your Veggies - Injecting Oils Make Your Junk Lumpy - Shit Bomb! Links: Baby Shaker: Greatest. App. EVER! Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/22/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your Wednesday show! Enoy! On Today's Show: - Fake A Baby With Animal Guts - Skinheads Want Hitler Babies - Glued Gay Assholes Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/22/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/21/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show! Enjoy. I've got another new podcast for you later today, but you have to be Sideshow members. Want to sign up? Click it! On Today's Show: - Saggy Stripper Stabbed With A Stilleto - Daddy Wants To Taste Your Breast Milk - Crotch Burning Money Of DOOOOM. Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoic ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/20/09 Hey Freaks! Bong Weed Pot Doobie. Sorry for the somewhat late post. I had the show ready, but Time Warner's shit went down. Again. Check my twitter for more info. Anyway, glad to be back to start a new week. On Today's Show: - BBQ Baby Leftoevers - Pissing On Knowledge - Apartment Thumping Sex Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comV ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/17/09 Hey Freaks! Oh boy, my voice is getting even worse. It's kind of annoying, really. Hope you're able to get through the show. I'll be back this weekend for an exclusive show and I'll also be posting a videocast. Sign up now. All the proceeds will go to the Tim Henson Medical Relief Fund. On Today's Show: - Pissing On Taters - Biting Off Your Owm Junk - Daggering Causes Fractured Pee Pee's Let It Be Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distor ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/16/09 Hey Freaks! Back with a new show. I'm feeling better, but unfortunately my voice isn't working right, so I apologize if it's more annoying than usual. Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow and support the show! On Today's Show: - Snot Toppings - Duct Taped Doggies - Return of the Shit Sprayer Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comV ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/15/09 Hey Freaks Back with a Best-Of show as I continue to take my AIDS-cocktails and antivirals. I'll be back tomorrow with a new show. That's a Tim Henson Promise(tm) *ting*. On Today's Show: - Potato Jesus - Crotchless Panties At 60 - Where's My Head? Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/14/09 Hey Freaks! Arrrggg! I'm officially sick, which hasn't really happened in awhile (so you can just hold the AIDS jokes, kthx). Anyway, I manage to (attempt to) bring the funny with a brand new episode of DV for you. Enjoy. On Today's Show: - Blowin Up Sabertooth Gophers - Legalizing Teenage Sexting - Sticking Your Head In A Toilet For Fun an Profit Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/13/09 Hey Freaks! Back with an extended show for you today! Sideshow freaks will get over 15 minutes of additional content. I'll also be posting a videocast today as well, so if you're not a member, sign up now! On Today's Show: - Gay Elephants - Rubber Chicken Sex Tapes - Yolk on Prostitutes Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemai ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/10/09 Hey Freaks! Ending another week here. Have a great weekend, but if you feel like you need some more DV, why not sign up for the Sideshow? I'll be doing a weekend show. YES! On a holiday weekend. Sign up now. On Today's Show: - Why Do Yellow People Have Hard Names? - Sideswiped By A Corpse - A Three-Day Crack Smoking Holiday Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/09/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - To Fuck Or Not To Fuck: Welcome To The DMV - Elderly Woman on The Scooter of DOOM - Flinging Spooge Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/09/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/08/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow. Bonus episode was posted yesterday and today I've got a videocast. Sign up By Clicking Here. On Today's Show: -Seafood Related 911 Calls -Monkey Meat Sex -Chia Racist Links: Tonetta: W. T. F. ? Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/07/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show. Want more? I've got another brand new episode coming up today, but you have to be a Sideshow member to hear it. Click here and let's do this thing. On Today's Show: - Oral Sex Causes Your Tonsils To Get All Cancery - Huffing Armpit Spray - Arab Daddy's Porn Stash Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedv ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/06/09 Hey Freaks! I'll spare all the shit cuz I'm posting this thing late. On Today's Show: - Cheese Placement Domestic Assault - Cannibal Road Rage - Porn At THe Baby Expo Links: Links: Stop Alien Abductions: With A Fruity Hat July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to T ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/03/09 Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of yet another week. If you haven't gotten your fill of DV yet, there's more to be had if you were a Sideshow member! Sign up right now and you'll get a bonus episode this weekend! I'm giving away an Xbox 360! Do it now! On Today's Show: - Junior High: Now With 200% More Naked Men - Slicing Down A Corpse To Size - Let Mommy's Boyfriend Impregnate You Links: Ted: Jesus Christ God Has A Youtube Account! Ben: Does His Voices July For Kings: Help Them To ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted view Daily: 04/02/09 Hey Freaks! Ok, I'm back with a real episode. No more Wainbow Bwead, although a bunch of people actually ended up loving that song. Regardless, it was probably bouncing around your head all day long. Today I've got a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don't miss a thing. On Today's Show: - Bologna Dick - Dumbass Locked In Her Own Car - Pine Cones Are NOT Sex Aids Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/01/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's program. I can't possibly see why you wouldn't, but in just in case you needed a little bit of direction, I'm telling you: enjoy the show. Don't question me. On Today's Show: - Test Reveals Ideal Color of Poop - Of Mice and Menstruation - Patience is a Horrible Name For A Hooker Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/31/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the first of two new shows! Want to hear the second one? You know what to do! On Today's Show: - Pimps Now Paying In Chicken Nuggets - R****d Has Been Banned- Windowlicker, Unsavory Still Acceptable - Cross Dressing Fake Doctors Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.com ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/30/09 Hey Freaks! Oh, how I've missed you all! Glad to be starting a brand new week of shows with you. Although, if you want more DV, this past weekend I posted an exclusive show and a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Tomorrow I'll also be doing bonus episode, so it's a good time to sign up now! On Today's Show: - The Legend of Old Chili Tits - Penis Knifed - The Pumping Judge Is Back Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Foll ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/27/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with a brand new show. Yesterday, Sideshow freaks got an exclusive show and I've got another one planned for this weekend. They also just got a videocast. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Score One For The Pedophiles? - Stump Punching - A Digusting Fetish Combo Shot Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHT ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/26/09 (Best-Of) Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Best-Of show and I'll be back tomorrow with a new program to end the week. If you'd like to hear today's NEW show, sign up for the Sideshow. On Today's Show: - A Drunk Stole Your Nose - Chocolate Weenis - I Piss On Your Burnt Body Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedv ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/25/09 Hey Freaks! I'm FINNALY posting today's show. Sorry about the delay. Tomorrow I'll be posting the show at the normal time, although it will be a Sideshow exclusive program, so non-paying freaks will get a classique DV. On Today's Show: - BBQ'd Babies - Chewed Up Peen - God Was Your Co-Pilot...RIP  Links: RoyKillerWar: Youtube Superstar July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/24/09 Hey Freaks! Back with an EXTENDED edition of DV. If you're Sideshow freaks, you get a longer version of today's show. Rawk. Sign up for the Sideshow and grab all of the bonus content you're missing out on. On Today's Show: - Junk Mail: "Your Husband Is Banging A Hooker" - Severe Vomiting Syndrome - Hitting A Horse On The Head With a Dildo Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/23/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - Bestiality: That's How Florida Rolls - Romanian Incest: Now Almost Legal - Eye Scoopers Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/23/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/20/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with you all. Want more DV? I've got a weekend show just for Sideshow members, so sign up now! On Today's Show: - Fart Suspensions - Your Wang Firmly Pressed On Your Living Room Window - Showing A Little Breast, Smoking A Little Crack Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/19/09 Hey Freaks! I've got a little longer show for you to make up for posting the show late yesterday. Enjoy 40 minutes of stupidity. Don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow. I just posted a great videocast full of epic fail. I'll also be doing a weekend show just for members, so Sign Up, For the Love of Jesus. On Today's Show: - The Stank Of Shatner - Discreet And Intimate Medical Relations - Not Having Sex: The Newest Sex Craze Links: July For Kings: Help Them Tour America! VOTE! Vo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/18/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry the show is being posted late! Yesterday I had a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks, and a videocast is on the way! Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Shit in the Wind - Domestic Abuse and Ironic Shirts - Forcing Your Students To Eat Garbage Links: Cheryl: Calls The Divine Miracle II People Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/17/09 Top O' the Mornin' Freaks! It's St. Patrick's Day 2009! And it's a Tuesday! A dangerous combination. Ejoy the stupidity. Sideshow freaks will be getting another brand new show later today, so if you want to hear it, make sure you're a Sideshow member. On Today's Show: - A Flood Of Chinese Breast Milk - Corrective Rape? - Equality for the Fuglies Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTA ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/16/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week! Tomorrow I've got a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now and you can also nab this past weekend's exlcusive show too. You'll also enter the drawing to win an Xbox 360 at the end of the month. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Evin Down Syndrome Kids Get Horny - Forced Lesbian Insemination - Tropical Dead People Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHT ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/13/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with you guys! If you want more DV, you know what to do. Weekend show plus I'll be posting the very first video I ever did for Distorted View back in like 2002 or something. On Today's Show: - Mom Watching You Play With Yourself - The Adult Diaper Bandit - Spicy Rat Intestines Links: Alexyss K Tylor: A Clip From Her TV Show Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/12/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your Thursday show. It's another extended program, so Sideshow freaks will be getting a longer version of today's show. Want to hear it all? I've also got a bonus show planned for this weekend, so it's a great time to sign up now! On Today's Show: - Horse Eats Testicle - Birthday Prostitute - The Charred Face of Florida Links: Everything Is Terrible: And Painful To Watch Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitte ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/11/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. It's a good one, but I'm too tired to care right now. On Today's Show: - Retard Fight Club - Porn Stars Are Hurting, Too - Why You Shouldn't Use Saws As Sex Aids Links: Everything Is Terrible: And Painful To Watch Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/10/09 Hey Freaks! What do I have for you today? How about an EXTENDED show!? Oh yeah. Sideshow freaks will get nearly 52 minutes of audio stupidity. Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow and you'll also nab yesterday's videocast and all the other great content you've been missing. On Today's Show: - The Only Beer Made With Dead Jews - Monkey Future Update: Things Aren't Look Good - NAMBLA is in Trouble - For Once A Child's Private Parts Aren't Involved. Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/09/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry for the show being posted a bit late today. I've got a great show for you today full of stupid audio. Also details on how my personal relationship with musical great Butch Walker has taken a turn for the worse. Today, Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast. Sign up now and check out Saturday's exclusive weekend podcast as well! On Today's Show: - Ball Bearings In Your Butt - Where Should Homeless People Bump Uglies? - Stuck in a Shitter Links: Tim Henson Impression: O ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/06/09 Hey Freaks! Back here to end the week. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Dont' forget I've got a weekend show for Sideshow freaks, so if you want to check it out, sign up. Otherwise, have a great, STD-Free weekend. On Today's Show: - Needed: 20 Vagina Models To Complete Optimus Mega-Coont -  Dining On Blood Poop - What's That Hangin From Your Belt? Links: Tim Henson Impression: On Youtube Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On T ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/05/09 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode today, but you freaks can enjoy a classique episode. I'll be back tomorrow with a new show for everyone. Of course, if you would like a new show TODAY, you know what to do. Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Maggot Ciggy's - Portable Car Toilets - Where The Fuglies Live Links: Butt Fudge Sundae: Download Corey's NEW CD! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTE ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/04/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show. Tomorrow's program will be Sideshow exclusive, so if you want to hear it, sign up now so you don't miss once stupid second. Non paying freaks will get a best of show, and then I'll be back on Friday with another new program. On Today's Show: - Chicken Nugget Emergency! - Up-Skirt Camera Pervert Loves Your Children - A Walmart Worker Done Did Blowed Himself Up Links: Butt Fudge Sundae: Download Corey's NEW CD! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Frea ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/03/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's extended show! Sideshow freaks will be getting an additional 10-15 minutes of show. Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow! You can also grab the latest videocast that was just posted. On Today's Show: - Daddy's Little Glue Sniffer - Cat in a Bong - The Elderly Can't Even Operate Mobility Scooters Links: Butt Fudge Sundae: Download Corey's NEW CD! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter D ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/02/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of programs! Now is a grea time to sign up for the Sideshow so you can get the videos, exclusive shows, and extended programs I have planned for this week. On Today's Show: - Return of the Kidney Snatcher - Beating a Deaf Girl's Dog - Too Raunchy for the Sexpo? Links: Butt Fudge Sundae: Download Corey's NEW CD! Yahoo Answers: Sabotaged! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTOR ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/27/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show. Want more DV? I just posted a videocast and this weekend I'll be doing an exclusive show just for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Octopussy - Rapists Going Down In A Blaze of Glory - Torching Kitty Cats Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/26/09 Hey Freaks! Today on the show I spend like 8 minutes over-analyzing a clip of a mentally handicapped kid picking his favorite hamburger. Naturally, I get the listeners involved. I have a videocast for Sideshow freaks today and a bonus episode planned for this weekend, so sign up right now! On Today's Show: - Would You Like Tit Cream With Your Coffee? - Starting a Fire In Your Vehicle To Keep Warm - MORE Pervy Dentists Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow M ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/25/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! It's an extended program, so Sideshow members will be getting about 13 or 14 minutes of additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Eyeball Tattoos - Testicle Popping - Urine Soaked Drunk Dudes Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/24/09 Hey Freaks! I'm back for your Tuesday show! I've got a NEW story for ST, and a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks later today. Good stuff, right!? Enjoy! On Today's Show: - Fecal-Urine Spray - Methhead is a Devout Satanist - Fondling Granny in a Public Park Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/23/09 Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend. I'm back with the Monday show, so enjoy that big ball of bullshit. If you're not a member of the Sideshow, you missed a great weekend program and a videocast as well. Fear not! You can still check it all out and nab tomorrows' bonus episode by signing up. Click here to get started. On Today's Show: - A Tidy Suicide - Old Bowling Ball Head - Teenagers Beat The Crap Out Of Loved Ones Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Foll ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/20/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! On Today's Show: -Anal Explosions! -Crocheting With Your Penis - Nipple Biters Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/20/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/19/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program, my twisted lil chirruns. I posted a videocast yesterday and I've got a bonus episode this weekend for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now and support the show! If you got a healthy chunk of cash back from your taxes, I've brought back the Lifetime membership for a very short time. Take advantage of it if you want. On Today's Show: - Scissoring Your Child To Death - Bitch Employee Causes MORE Trouble - Penis In A Meat Grinder Links: Vote For DV: Podcast ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/18/09 Hey Freaks! I'm back with your Wednesday show. Enjoy! Today's podcast has a little of everything, including a DV insensitive re-enactment, which I know you freaks love. Yesterday's bonus episode featured my first attempts singing with an auto-tuner, and loads of other bizarre moments. Sign up now. I've got a videocast on the way. On Today's Show: - Dr. Creepy In The Holiday Inn - Adult Diapers and the Bible - Ladies: Pee Standing Up! The Future is NOW Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/17/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show. If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow and get a bonus episode of the show later today. Rawk. On Today's Show: - Strapping On Some Adult Diapers - Stealing 150 Bowling Balls - Handful Of Hair: The Crazy Bitch Story Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Toda ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/16/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows. If you want more DV RIGHT NOW, you can get some! Just sign up for the Sideshow and you can check out this weekend's bonus episode, and another bonus episode I have planned for tomorrow. On Today's Show: - Special Ed Kids Left To Fend For Themselves - Shot (With a Nailgun) Through The Heart, And You're to Blame - Sex Passes At School Links: Schizophrenia: The Message Board Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/13/09 Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Friday show (FINALLY!) with an explanation as to what happened. Sideshow freaks got a new episode yesterday along with a videocast. This weekend I'll be doing another show (probably on Sunday) so if you want to check out all this new stuff, sign up now! On Today's Show: - Cattle Prodding Your Princess - Even School Teachers Make Fun Of Fat Kids - Decapitating For Christ Links: Amazon: The Now Pulled Rapelay Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Fo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/11/09 Hey Freaks! Back for your Wednesday show...and it's on time. Rawk. Enjoy the program, and as always, if you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Voodoo Then You Die - Slaves: Get Shit Done - Shooting Up Urined = BAD IDEA Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distort ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/10/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry for the delay posting today's show but here at the DV Operations Center, the IT department had to deploy a new SQL Meta-Database and backup the T-3 CMS mainframe core. Just kidding, my dog had the shits. Today's program is extended for Sideshow freaks! Want 18 additional minutes of pure audio hilarity? Sign up now and you can also check out yesterday's videocast. On Today's Show: - Mommy Cooks Me Like Turkey - Attacking Your Mechanic With A Circular Saw - Ass Injection Lin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/09/09 Hey Freaks, Back with your Monday show! I've got BRAND NEW audio from DV's patron saint of urethra's, Scott Taylor! Oh yes, it's true! I've got a videocast for Sideshow freaks today and a bonus episode tomorrow. Sign up now so you don't miss a thing. On Today's Show: - Hot Wheels Fetish - Get Back To Class, Cottage Cheese Thighs - Going Gay In Second Life = Divorce In First Life Links: Adam Curry: I Demand Respect Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Dis ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/06/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday program. I know what you're thinking: "I want more DV! I Need it! GIVE IT TO ME" Ok, you twisted my weak, nancy-boy arm. Sign up for the Sideshow and you'll get another episode of DV this weekend and a videocast. On Today's Show: - A Gay Guide To Facebook Blackmail - Crippled Crotch Thrusting - 2 Blowup Dolls, 1 Honda Civic Links: Adam Curry: I Demand Respect Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/05/09 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Here's a best of show for you. Sideshow listeners are getting a new program, and a videocast, and a bonus weekend show. Sign up now and you can too! I'll be back tomorrow with new stupidity for you. On Today's Show: - Rabbit Shit Causes Death (by gun) - Doing Body Shots off of your Dentist - A Pencil In Your Head Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441AS ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/04/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show. Yesterday I posted a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks, and tomorrow is another exclusive program. Sign up now and get all of this stupidity, plus a truly twisted videocast. On Today's Show: - Mommy, Why Did You Kill Me? Answer: SEX - A Burgler Gets The Squirts - Selling Heroin While Calling 911. That's Called Multitasking. Links: Adam Curry: Seriously. I'm Losing Patience. Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted Vie ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/03/09 Hey Freaks! Back with the first of two brand new episodes today. Yes, only the Sideshow freaks will get the second episode. But that's ok, because you can sign up by clicking here! You can also nab yesterday's videocast that answers the question, "Is there an all children version of the Chippendale dancers?". On Today's Show: - Football And Porn: Best Superbowl EVAR! - The Distinct Stank of Rotting Feet - A 12 Year Old Male Escort Links: Adam Curry: I will NOT be Ignored Vote For DV: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/02/09 Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend, but now it's time to get back to the distortion. Enjoy the show! Don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow. It takes just a second and you'll get to hear this weekend's exclusive show, my planned videocast today, and another bonus episode tomorrow. On Today's Show: - Door To Door Penis Measuring - Beaten With a CB Antenna - Luring Children To Your Perv Van Links: Adam Curry: DV Is Calling You. Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Fo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/30/09 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday program! If you're Sideshow freaks, I've got another show for you this weekend and if you're good maybe a videocast as well. Sign up now, support the show, and save a child (me) from a life of prostitution and scabies. On Today's Show: - A Rubber Freak's Nightmare - Pumpkin Sex - Ripping Your Ex-Girlfriend's Breasts Out Links: Rejected: Life is Good! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/29/09 (BEST OF) Hey Freaks, Enjoy the best-of stupidity! On Today's Show: - Window Masturbaters - Porn Star Executions - Testicle Attack! Links:Goth Public Access: Soo.....Sad.Kitty Leukemia: Get Ready To Die! Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/29/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/28/09 Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show! Tomorrow is going to be a Sideshow-exclusive program so non paying freaks will get a Best-Of show. I'll be back on Friday to end the week with you all, though. Why not sign up for the sideshow and get all of the exclusive shows, bonus shows, and videocasts from the past week? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Home Alone 12: Stuck With Shitty Pizza and Skee Ball. - Smearing Shit In The Courtroom - Slicing Too Much Off The Leg Links: Vote For DV: Podcas ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/27/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Want more DV? I'm doing a bonus episode just for Sideshow freaks a little bit later today. I also posted a new videocast last night. Check it all out by clicking here. On Today's Show: - Magic Cheese Facials - Never Let a Raccoon Blow You. - Ghost Ride The Whip Featuring The Neardead Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/26/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start the week with a great Monday show! Want more DV? I did a bonus episode just for Sideshow members this past weekend. I also have a video cast for them today and another bonus episode tomorrow. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Sextastic Tuesday Goes Mainstream - Porn Goes 3D - Boom Goes The Dynamite (not really, but I thought it fit) Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTAB ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/23/09 Hey Freaks! I'm back for your Friday show! Enjoy program. If you want more DV, now would be a great time to sign up for the Sideshow. Why? I've got a weekend program just for the Sideshow freaks. I also just posted a new videocast. Grab it all right now! Sign up now. On Today's Show: - Flying Toilets - Fatty Shackles - Peticures For The Homless Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 4400 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/21/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your Wednesday show. I've also got a videocast coming up just for Sideshow member, so make sure to sign up if you haven't already. On Today's Show: - The Near-Dead Are Eating Babies! - Tea-Bagging On The High Seas - Cocaine Tits Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/20/09 Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show. It's an extended program, which means Sideshow listeners get an additional 15+ minutes of show. Want to hear it all? (and catch yesterday's BONUS show!) Sign up for the Sideshow, DV's member site! On Today's Show: - The Uterus Is a Choking Hazard? - Attack With A Deadly Taco - No Gay Pig Sex Orgy On Inauguration Day, Please. Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 4 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted Review: 1000 Episodes of DV! Hey Freaks! What started out as a 15 minute recap for new listeners so they'd understand some of the more often played audio clips and obscure DV references grew into a 2 hour and 15 minute look back at the first 4 years of DV. I didn't just want to play sound clips and say, "this is what I mean when I say ___", so instead I tried to find the old shows from where these references and clips originated. I think this will be entertaining for new listeners and old alike. Hope you enjoy it! ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/16/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Don't forget I'm giving away a 120 gig iPod to the person who gets the most people over to our site. You be my marketing/promotion person, tell me the wonderful things you've done, and you could grab the brand new shiny ipod! Likewise, even if you do little things like tell your friends about DV, link to the show on your facebook/myspace page, spam twitter, etc etc I'd be happy to send you some bumper stickers. I've got a bonus episode for Sideshow freak ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/15/09 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show....FINALLY! Tommorow I should be posting the program at the normal time. This weekend there will be a special RECAP program that will get all of you new listeners up to speed on what DV is all about. Sideshow freaks got a video cast yesterday and will be getting an exclusive weekend program as well. Sign up NOW! On Today's Show: - Gay Superheroes - Waving Your Penis As A Gang Sign - Just a Virgin Boiling Bones Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalle ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/14/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show. I posted a bonus show for Sideshow freaks yesterday and I've got another videocast today. Sign up now and grab the goodies. On Today's Show: - Ripping Cheeks Off - Charred With A Hint Of Febreeze - Beating Strangers Heads With Dildos Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Lis ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/13/09 Hey Freaks! Back with your Tuesday show. If you're Sideshow member, you'll be getting another showe in the afternoon. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Ancient Chinese Bride - We'll do it live! Fuck it! - Awarding Sex Offenders For A Job Done Forcibly Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/12/09 Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of show! Enjoy the stupidity, and if you'd like more, sign up for the Sideshow! I did a bonus weekend show, a videocast, and tomorrow I've got another bonus show just for Sideshow freaks. Sign up here! Oh, and thanks to Lyall for the great and annoying horse jingle. On Today's Show: - Pickling Your Dead Boyfriend - Sleepytime Sex - Ripping The Wings Off The Bird That Shit On You Links: Newground: Lazy Boy's DV Cartoon Vote For DV: Podcastalley The ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/09/09 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show. If you want more DV, I've got a bonus episode and a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Tugging on Dog Testicles - Barbie's Creator Was A Sex Freak - Shootin' and Pukin Links: Newground: Lazy Boy's DV Cartoon Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/08/09 Hey Freaks! Sorry for the delay, but today's show is finally posted. Enjoy. I've got a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks tomorrow and mmmaaaybe a videocast today (i have some new software I want to play with). Sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today's Show: - Razor Blade Abortions - Abandoned Sex Dolls - A 4 Year Old Gunmen Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Em ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/07/09 Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today. Enjoy. Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow. On Today's Show: - Beating Up Hookers - A Fresh Perked Stabbing - Catching Your Wife At A Whore House...Awkward Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/07/09 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/06/09 Hey Freaks! It was bound to happen. Every January it takes me awhile to get used to saying the correct year. I was doing pretty good...until today. Yes, I said 2008. I'm sure I'll be hearing about THAT on the voicemail line. Anyways, enjoy the show. I have another one today for Sideshow members. Sign up now if you're not a member. On Today's Show: - Hooter Abuse - Fake Babies: Still Creepy - Flame Broiled Penis Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/05/09 Hey Freaks! I am TIRED! It's like 6:00am and I'm posting the show. You know what that means? I'm fucking loopy as hell. Which explains a lot of the content on today's show. The sleepier I get, the sillier (ie RETARDED) i become. Enjoy. Sign up for the Sideshow this very instant! You'll nab today's videocast and tomorrow's bonus show! On Today's Show: - Tranny Needs Work On Her Approach - Worst Suicide FAIL EVER - Leaving The Tards In The Dark Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Fr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/02/09 Hey Freaks! It's the new year and I'm sick. SICK! And so it starts. Anyways, I have a great show for you despite my impending death. Enjoy! Yesterday I gave the Sideshow freaks a bonus show. I've got an exclusive weekend show and videocast coming so sign up right now! On Today's Show: - The Legend of 'Ol Fecal Face - A Frying Pan To The Face - Penis Tattoo DRAMA!!!! Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/31/08 Hey Freaks! Well here it is. We find ourselves at the end of another year. Will 2009 finally be the year of DV? What does that even mean? Whatever it is, I look forward to continuing our mission of discovering audiophonic stupidity where ever it may lie. Tomorrow I decided to do a new show just for Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? Sign up now. You can also catch yesterday's bonus episode. Happy New Years! On Today's Show: - What's More Cute: Puppies or Cancer? - Angry Drunk Houd ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/30/08 Hey Freaks! Back to continue the stupidity. For those of you wondering, I'm only taking the 1st off for New Years (there will be a best-of show) and WILL return on the 2nd. Sideshow freaks will be getting a bonus episode today, so if you're not a member, sign up now. Want to win a new 120gig iPod Classic? Promote DV. Direct people and traffic to the site and the show and the iPod could be yours. Listen to the show for details. On Today's Show: - Girls Hate 3rd Degree Burns - TASE ME IN ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/29/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back! Hope you all had a great Christmas, but it's time to get back down to work. You know, stuff like semen-snorting. Enjoy! Not a member of the super cool, super inexpensive, secret DV club? Sign up for the Sideshow now. On Today's Show: - Barack The Magic Negro - Shot For Not Shutting Up - Second Degree Shit Burns Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005   ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/24/08 Hey Freaks! It's DV's Christmas Eve Spectacular! What eexactly does that mean? You get to sit through 4 or 5 Christmas songs worth of my screeching voice! Enjoy! Want more DV? I've got a bonus show for Sideshow freaks and then some more exclusive stuff this weekend! Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Nuns Vs. Vomit Food - Sex Wounds - Why Not To Blowtorch Your Home Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/23/08 Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show! Enjoy. If you want more DV, please sign up for the Sideshow. I've got a bonus episode today. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Too Young To Divorce - Simulated Dog Sex Art - Condoms In The Snake Maze Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted Vi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/22/08 (NEW EPISODE) Hey Freaks! Finally, I'm back with today's podcast. Tomorrow's show will be posted at the normal time and I'll have a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks! Sign up now On Today's Show: - Flame On Churchlady! - 200 Orgasms A Day From a Rumbling Train - Burger King: The Fragrance Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-446 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/22/08 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! I hope to have a new show for you later today, but for now, here's a best of! On Today's Show - Penis Hood Ornament - Racist Congressmen - Attack of the Toelicker Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/22/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website A Special Video Message From Tim We're just a few days away from Christmas! Download This Special Message Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/18/08 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks! Back with another Best-Of show. Today I've got a program from 2007, and it was an extended show for paying listeners. I thought I'd play the whole extended show for you. Enjoy. If you're not yet a member, please Sign up! On Today's Show: - Bed Bug Tortillas - Dog Shit Parking Tickets - Full Release Daycare Centers Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005  & ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/17/08 Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Enjoy all of the stupidity. Sign up for the Sideshow because I've got more exclusive programs heading your way. Don't forget: memberships make great holiday gifts. Baby Jesus approved! On Today's Show: - Pissing In The Closet - Adolf Hitlers WORST. BIRTHDAY. EVAR! - When Gays Fight, Puppies DIE! Links: This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Fr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/16/08 (BEST OF) Hey Freaks! Yes, it's another best of show. Today I take you back to 2005 for DV's 200th show. We're now approaching the HUGE milestone of 1,000 episodes, and I actually think this particular show still holds up, unlike the abortion that was yesterday's 2004 replay. New episodes are being posted this week on the Sideshow feed only. Want to hear a new episode of DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Burn Baby Burn - Sex Party From Hell - Giga Turd Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/15/08 (BEST OF) Hey Freaks! This week there are new shows being posted, but just for Sideshow freaks. I *WILL* be back on Wednesday for a show for you, though. Sideshow freaks are also getting videocasts and bonus episodes this week. Sign up now and you won't miss a thing! Today's Best of Show Comes From December 2004! On Today's Show: - The Softer Side Of Hitler - One Man's Internal Junk Drawer - Breastfeeding Pets Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted V ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/12/08 Hey Freaks! Ending the week with the Friday show! Hope you all enjoy it. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new videocast today and a weekend show, so we're not quite done with you yet. Next week will feature primarily best-of shows on free feed, and all new shows on the Sideshow feed. Another reason to sign up now! By the way, the Distorted View podcast turned 4 years old!! Thanks to all of you for keeping this thing going. Love you freaks! On Today's show: - Shiit and Tits on the ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/11/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! There's been a change of plans for Sideshow freaks. Today I received my package from Japan containing Pepsi White, the pepsi and yogurt abomination. Instead of an extended show tomorrow I'll be posting a video taste test a la the pepsi cucumber video. This weekend I'll have a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks too! Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Boob Jobs For Dead People - Santa Got Mauled By A Bobcat - Sucking Out Your Girlfriend's Eardrum Links: Vote F ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/10/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Lots of great bizarre audio and news today. Yesterday I gave the freaks a bonus show, and today I'm back with a video cast. Want to see it? Sign up for the Sideshow! Memberships also make fantastique gifts! On Today's Show: - Hello Kitty Delivers Babies - Using Your Nude Wife As A Target - Handcuff and Plastic Bags Over Your Head  = FAIL Links: Missing Angel: Dead Baby Pics! LOLZ WTF OMGZ Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/09/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back for the Tuesday show! Phew! Lots of computer problems, but I *HAD* to somehow record the show just for the brand new ST! Enjoy! I've got a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks later today, so if you're not a member, sign up now! On Today's Show: - Drunk Jerking Leads To Death - Someone Pressure Cook Me, PLEASE! - Killer Karaoke Links: This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/08/08 Hey Freaks! I'm to do this all over again with you. Enjoy today's show. If you want more DV, I did a bonus episode yesterday, and I've got another one planned tomorrow. Sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today's Show: - Slavery In Our Public Schools - A Child's Cigarette Neck Burns  - A Child's Forehead "Bitch" Scar Links: Monkey Future: Turn Your Photo Into An Ape-You Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/05/08 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week! Have a great show for you today. Sideshow freaks will be getting ANOTHER bonus episode this weekend! Lots of great stuff has been popping up on the sideshow feed. Sign up now and check it out. On Today's Show: - The Legend of Melty Face - Deadly Cheeseburger Assault - Masturbating To Death Links: This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: LIVE SHOW Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new DV Daily for you that will be posted in a few hours. As promised though, here's the video of yesterday's first attempt at a live show. It was SOO much fun. Thanks to everyone who tuned in live or participated in the chat room. I apologize for the quality of the video. My computer didn't save a local copy and I had to nab it off of ustream, so the quality is of the suck. This first attempt at a live show is not very polished and full of technical fark ups. S ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/04/08 Hey Freaks! Ok, I lied. It's not really the show. Today I'm doing something different: The first EVER live videocast. Consider this an experiment. If it goes over well I may do more. The live show starts at 2pm, but come early (around 1) when I open the video feed and chatroom and play some DV shorts, music, etc. If you can't make it for the live show, I'll be posting the finished program on the feed here. Here's the link to ustream. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/distorted-view I'll also tr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/03/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show. Yesterday Sideshow members got a video and a bonus episode. Today they get an extended show! Over 15 minutes of additional content. Sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today's Show: - Maggot Infested Women - Teenage Girls Taunting The Elderly - Meth Free and Nude Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoice ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/02/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back for the first of two shows. Today's bonus episode is just for Sideshow members. Sign up now and get access to nearly 1,000 episodes of DV, plus all sorts of extras! On Today's Show: - Squeegee Duel - Crotch Grinding At The Cheesecake Factory - Hitler Was Sexy? Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005    Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/01/08 Hey Freaks! So glad to be back with you to start a new week of shows! Enjoy! Today I've got a videocast for Sideshow freaks, and tomorrow I'll be have bonus episode. Sign up now to nab all of this weeks extras. On Today's Show: - LARPing Madness - Fingering Beauticians - laming Diapers This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View O ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/28/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back as promised to end the week. Enjoy the REAL Black Friday with our stupid DV version of Black Friday. It's time to start thinking about Xmas..why not gift yourself a membership to the sideshow? On Today's Show: - Sugared Up Assholes - Butt Billboards - Maggot Invested Monkey Heads Links: The Greatest American Here: Gimp Edition Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/26/08 Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show. I'll be gone for Thanksgiving, but return to end the week on Friday. Sideshow freaks will get a videocast tomorrow. Sign up for the Sideshow and catch up on all the exclusive content! On Today's Show: - Baked Poodle - Kitten Pillows - Cooking With Semen Links: Spunky Recipes: The Book Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005 &nb ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted view Daily: 11/25/08 Hey Freaks! Back with the Tuesday show and I'm not done yet. I've got a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks. Not a member? Sign up now and catch allllll of the stupidity. On Today's Show: - Culture (S&M) Club - Trim Trim The Clown - Stabbed Over #2 (Whoops! I was supposed to read a necrophilia story..my bad) Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 441ASHTABULA, OH 44005   Email ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/24/08 Hey Freaks! Here we are! Another week starts and the stupidity begins! Enjoy the show. This past weekend we did an exclusive show, today I've got a videocast, and tomorrow another bonus show. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Fecal Puddles - Fast Food Breast - A Meth Userguide: For 13 Year Olds This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/21/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show and have a great weekend. I'll see you back here on Monday to do it all over again. Still want more DV? Sideshow freaks are getting another new bonus episode and videocast this weekend. Sign up so you don't miss a thing! On Today's Show: - Fighting The Odor Nazi - A Trail of Intestinal Tears - Plastic Garden Prostitutes This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Links: July For Kings: Chec ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/20/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back with your Thursday show! Tomorrow I'll have another bonus episode, plus this weekend I'll be posting another videocast. Sign up for the Sideshow to get it all! On Today's Show: - Sex Ramps For Fatties - Grandma Machete Psycho - Penis in the Pasta Jar Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/19/08 Hey Freaks! Sorry the show is being posted a bit late. I got done around 6:30am, but my hosting company was doing routine work on my SQL server. Anyways, it's back up. Enjoy the stupidity! Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Lice (and Face) On Fire - Meat Cleaver Necklace - Flushed Out of Cash - Ham and Cheese Attack! Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@d ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/18/08 Hey Freaks! Back with the Tuesday show, and I'm not done yet! Sideshow freaks will be getting another show today. They also received a videocast yesterday. Sign up for the Sideshow and you'll get it all! On Today's Show: - Shit Stained Underwear: Serious Business - Peanut Butter and Corpse Sammich - The Logest Shit In The World This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakip ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/17/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back to start a new week of shows! Enjoy Monday's stupidity. Want more? You know what to do: sign up for the Sideshow. I did a weekend podcast just for Sideshow freaks, a video case is being posted today, and another exclusive show is on deck for tomorrow. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Rat Poison And Bleach Cookies - Anything Goes Resorts - Holy Water = GHB? Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Add ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/14/08 Hey Freaks! Scroll over the Tell a friend button at the bottom of today's post. You can E-mail your friend about today's show, blog about it, share it on variou sites, lots of cool stuff. If you like DV, please, SPREAD THE DISTORTION. Sideshow freaks: Corey has created a flash based DV game called Distorted View Gold! Try your luck, vegas-style, with DV flair! Bonus episode and video case coming this weekend. Sign up now if you're not a member. On Today's Show: - Loud, Booming Group Sex - S ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted Diew Daily: 11/13/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the stupidity. If you're a Sideshow member, I'll be back with more bonus content for you tomorrow! Not a member? Sign up now do you don't miss a thing. On Today's Show: - The Sex Offenders Version of Avon. - Cheese & Mac Attack! - Spraying Piss on the Police Links: This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My S ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted Vew Daily: 11/12/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back with your Wednesday show! Enjoy. Want more DV? Yesterday I posted a bonus show just for Sideshow freaks. There's more exclusive stuff coming, so sign up now and support the show! On Today's Show: - Vienna Sausages Ruin Lives! - Injecting Cooking Oil Into Your Face - A Coffin To The Head Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoic ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/11/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Want more DV? Sideshow freaks are getting a bonus episode today. Click Here To Sign Up! If you missed yesterday's show, make sure to download it. I posted it in the late afternoon, but it featured a BRAND NEW SKANK. On Today's Show: - A Trail of Stinky Chicken Blood, - Glacial Gushing Nymphos - Plus why Are My Gentlemen Bits Black? Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Addres ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/10/08 Hey Freaks! Sorry about another late show but I was preparing a brand NEW SKANK for you to say "thanks" for making Distorted View a winner at the podcast awards! That's right, for the 3rd time, DV took home one of those glorious little trophies and hopefully with it gads more exposure . Tomorrow I've got a bonus episode featuring another skank just for Sideshow freaks. Not a member? Sign up now! How do you like the new website? Something now working? Let me know! On Toda ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/07/08 Hey Freaks! Ok, it's the 8th in some time zones, but I'm counting this as a Friday show. I'm still working on the new site. Hopefully this weekend it'll go live. Anyways, if you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow. Like, right now. This second. On Today's Show: - Amputation Celebration - Tranny Love -  Flaming Siphon Of Doom Links: The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoic ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/06/08 Hey Freaks, I'm back with an extended show today! Sideshow freaks get over 15 minutes of additional stupidity with lots more audio clips from the hellish bowels of the internet. Sign up for the Sideshow and support the program! On Today's Show: - Coo-Coo For Canned Air - When a knife and an Axe Are Your Kid's Babysitters -  Today's Travel Weather: Cloudy With A Chance of DP Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Di ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/05/08 Hey Freaks! Posting this show a little late. I was watching the election results all night. Sideshow freaks got four exclusive election-themed minicasts yesterday: two videos and two audio casts. Sign up for the Sideshow and listen to history! On Today's Show: - Crystal Meth Treats - Another Penis Bites The Dust - Spreading Shit At Obama HQ Links: This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Po ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/04/08 Hey Freaks! It's Election day! Today's ST story involves Barack and Mccain getting a little freaky. It's a must hear! Don't forget to get out there and vote for the president Distorted View at the podcast awards! Everyday, fools! Today for Sideshow freaks I'll have continuous election updates with DV minicasts throughout the day. Get your election updates from respected political experts including Satan, a depressed teenage cutter, and Trig Palin. Sign up for the Sidshow now! On ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 11/03/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Tomorrow I've got a bonus episode and I plan on doing a few minicasts with election updates from the DV Team. That's right: expert analysis from Satan, Trig Palin, and Cassie Hope. Sign up for the Sideshow now so you don't miss a thing. On Today's Show: - Toilet Art - Baked In Rodents - Vote Out With Your Scrot Out Links: This podcast is brought to you by AdamEve.com.  Get 50% off most items using the promotional code Tim Vote For DV: At The People's Cho ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/31/08 Hey Freaks! Happpy Halloween! I've got a SPOOKTACULAR episode of Distorted Boo for you! The return of Satan, the return of Fat Man, a bonus episode for Sideshow Freaks! Great Day! Enjoy and have a great weekend! If you're not yet a Sideshow member: support the show! - Sock Handed Freaks - Aquaholic OD's - Grocery Sex Emporium Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/30/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Sideshow freaks will be getting a bonus episode this weekend! Sign up now so you catch the upcoming stupidity. On Today's Show: - Run Over By A Mobility Scooter - Stealing Dick Cream - Dressing Granny Like A Gangsta Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/29/008 (BEST OF) Hey Freaks! That's right, I've got a best of show for you today. Sideshow freaks are getting a new installment of DV's Top 5 Video Countdown. Don't forget I also posted a bonus episode yesterday, so if you want a DV fix, sign up for the Sideshow. I'll be back tomorrow with a new program for all! On Today's Show: - Condom Hammer - Gluing Your Fat Ass To The Excerisce Machine - Tasering Dog Children Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/28/08 Heeeey-oooo Freaks! I'm posting the show a bit early today, so enjoy. I've actually got an UNAIRED bonus sextastic Tuesday story for Sideshow freaks later today, PLUS a 2nd full episode of DV and a videocast. Lots of great stuff being posted today. Sign up right now and join the DV Sideshow. On Today's Show: - Metal Pipes And Masturbation Do Not Mix - Roadkill in Garlic Sauce - Spicy Pork Diapers - Frozen Chicken Attack Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/27/08 Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Thanks for checking out the Monday show. If you like what you hear, support the show by becoming a member of the Sideshow. You get all sorts of DV extras. This past weekend I posted a bonus episode. I've got another bonus episode for the Sideshow freaks tomorrow. Sign up this very second. On Today's Show: - Disfigured Poopers - Porn By The Dashboard Light - Peeing On Your Girlfriend's Dog Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/24/08 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with big Friday show, although I've got a little more show just for Sideshow freaks. That's right: a weekend program! Sign up for the Sideshow if you're not already a member so you can get all of the extra content. On Today's Show: - Coffee Tits - Bloody Tampon Based Weaponry - Dead Women are KINKY! Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS C ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/23/08 Hey Freaks! I'm posting the show early so I can go to bed. I'm sooooo tired! Sign up for the Sideshow, DV's member site. Oh, and don't forget to vote for DV at the podcast awards. Click Here to do it to it. On Today's Show: - Fishy Stank - Lawrence Of Analia - Shrimp Groin On Today's Show: - Tumble Dried Infants - Hogtied Poodles - Giving The Mentally Handicapped A (Sexual) Helping Hand Links: Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/22/08 Hey Freaks! It's time to kill this thing old-style, my friends! Back for the Wednesday show. If you're a Sideshow freak I've got another video cast for you today. If you're not a member, cancel your monthly UNICEF or World Wildlife Foundation contributions and participate in a better charity: me. BONUS: you actually get GOOD stuff in return, not just some monthly hippy-dippy newletter featuring sob stories on how panda cubs are being stabbed for their delicious eyeball m ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/21/08 Hey Freaks! Back for another ST! Rawk. Sideshow freaks get an additional 14 minutes of audiophonic stupidity. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Don't Talk Down To Plants - Porn Surfing Infection - Sleep Screwing Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/20/08 Hey Freaks! Back here to start a brand new week of shows! Today I've got a BONUS episode of Distorted View just for Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow. Thanks to everyone who nominated DV for a People's Choice Podcast Award. DV is up for best Mature Podcast! RAWK ON! Voting will start in a few days. On Today's Show: - Women Love Lady Tasers - Curtain Rods in Your Pee-hole - Changing Your Facebook Status May Kill You Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: F ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/17/08 Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show, although Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast this weekend. Thanks for a great week of shows! On Today's Show: - Tainted Donkey Feast! - Pierced By A Stripper Heel - Baby Nap Time At The Rare Cherry Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/16/08 Hey Freaks! It's already Thursday, can you believe it!? I've got a great show for you today. Fighting Crackheads? Check. Verbally abusing hookers? Check. Tim harassing the elderly? Check Check Check. Want more DV? So far this week I've posted an extended show and a bonus episode for Sideshow members. Listen to it all by signing up right now.. On Today's Show: - The Whizzinator Goes Down - The Elderly Are Weak, Gullible, and RICH!!! - A Brady Bunch Coke Whore Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastal ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/15/08 Hey Freaks! Great show for you today! It's an extended program for Sideshow freaks, so if you want an additional 10-15 minutes of show, Sign up now! On Today's Show: - The Soothing Properties of Pissy Diapers - Flaming Rats - Teenage Whores Want You To Call Them Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/14/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show! In addition to today's 37 minute program, I've got a BONUS episode coming later today just for Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? You know what to do. On Today's Show: - Meaty Cat Burgers - Surprise Anal - "Euro" Edition = EXTRA NASTY On Today's Show: - Seahorse Buttplugs - Shot In The Crotch (And You're To Blame) - Tranny Rambo Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Addr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/13/08 Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of DV. I'm working on Columbus Day. Can you believe this shit!? I can't remember if most people get Columbus day off or it's just the pussies at the bank and gub'ment. I take any chance I get to bitch about working, though...so jesus christ! Do you see what I do for you!? I work on national f'ing holidays! I just posted a video cast for sideshow freaks along with the extended show on friday and the upcoming bonus show tomorrow means it's a GREAT tim ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily:10/10/08 Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Friday show. On Monday we'll be back to posting the show at the normal times. Today's show is EXTENDED, which means if you are a sideshow member, you'll get 10-15 minutes of extra DV goodness. Plus I'm planning a videocast this weekend. It's a great time to sign up and support the show. On Today's Show: - I'm Gonna Eat You're Boyfriend! - Mighty Morphing Castration Rangers - Fat People Like Food Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipe ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/09/08 (BEST-OF) Hey Freaks, As you may know, I've recently moved, so today I've got a Best-Of show for you while I get my shit together. I *DO* plan on doing a Friday show, but it will most likely be posted in the afternoon. It will be an EXTENDED show! Rawk on! Sideshow freaks will be getting 10-15 minutes of additional content. I'm also planning a videocast for Sideshow freaks this week as well. Sign up for the Sideshow NOW! On Today's Show: - About one year ago today, we celebrated our 666th show. Satan ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/08/08 Hey Freaks! I'm in some deep moving shit. My new place has a gas leak and I can't have heat until they fix that. Everything I attempt to do turns to shit. Anyway's, I recorded a show and here it is. I'll be back before the end of the week. Not sure if there will be a show tomorrow. I DID do a fantastic Tuesday show with a NEW sextastic Tuesday story. Want to hear it? You know what to do: become a member of the Sideshow On Today's Show: - Kill a man? Be prepared to knit a WHOLE LOT OF S ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/06/08 Hey Freaks! Back to start an abbreviated week of shows. Tomorrow's program will be Sideshow exclusive. So..suck on that shit, freeloaders. Sign up for the Sideshow so you don't miss the sound of one juicy, gurgly cum fart. On Today's Show: - Space Porn! - A Testicle Cookbook - School Administrators Flinging Shit Links: Amazon Amanda: 76 Butt Drops Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/03/08 Hey Freaks Back for the Friday show. I've got one more show this week, just for Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? Sign up now! On Todays Show: - Liver Ripped From An Angel - Sarah Palin Porn - Tony Soprano Raped Me Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/03/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/02/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy. I've got a videocast today and a bonus episode of DV tomorrow for Sideshow freaks. Not a member? Sign up for now instant access to all sorts of exclusive content. On Today's Show: - Fake Cows Gone Wild - Gatorading Your Wife - A Flock of Breasts Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 10/01/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Want more DV? Yesterday I did a bonus show for Sideshow freaks and another will be posted before the week is over. Sign up now so you don't miss one painful second. On Today's Show: - Beaten With Lasagna - Killed By Tweezers - Murdering Your Mom For New Boobs Links: Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemai ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/30/08 Hey Freaks! What happens when an African-American DV listener writes a Sextastic Tuesday story? Get ready for some crazy ethnic fun on today's mildly (READ: VERY) racist edition of ST. Want more DV? Sideshow freaks will be getting a bonus episode a little later today. Sign up now so you don't miss it! On Today's Show: - Fridge Beat Down - Throwing Feces: Courtroom Edition - Bald Chick Makes The Extinction List Links: Nominate DV: For A Podcast Award! Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wik ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/29/08 Hey Freaks, Back to start a new week! Enjoy the program. Sideshow freaks got a bonus episode on Friday, and another one is coming up tomorrow. Did I promise a videocast today? I can't remember. If I did, you'll get one. Sign up for the Sideshow and support the show! On Today's Show: - Penis Amputations - Naked Clowns - Hot Steaming Diaper Fashions Links: Nominate DV: For A Podcast Award! Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter P ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/26/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's show! Bonus episode later today if you're a Sideshow subscriber. If you're not, why not sign up!? It's only $5.00.. it's payday.. and in these tough economic times, you need a little more tranny grannies in your life. On Today's Show: - Milk Vomit Pileup - Decaf Urine - Impaled Rectums Links: Nominate DV: For A Podcast Award! Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMIN ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/25/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the first of TWO new shows. Sideshow freaks will get the second bonus show. Want it? Sign up! On Today's Show: - Beating The Diabeeeetus Out of You - Monkey Ass Recognition - Butts Stapled Shut Links: The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee! PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/24/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you're a Sideshow freak, I've got a video cast coming your way later today. Not a member? Sign up now and support the show! On Today's Show: - A Train Runs Through Us - Lick Your Own Blood - Abandoned Children With The Help of Craigslist Links: The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee! PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON) ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/23/08 Hey Freaks, Chrrriiiisssst. Another week, another problem.This time the server that hosts freakipedia and the Sideshow is all garfunkled up. My hosting company is on the case, but it's still not resolved. So to my Sideshow freaky deakies: I apologize. Today's show is an extended one, and as soon as the site is working, you'll get it. As for right now.. why not download the free version and see how poor people live. On Today's Show: - Creepy Dudes In Your Kids Bed - Blistering, Popping Child ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/22/08 Hey Freaks! Well, it's great to be back! I missed you freaks. Enjoy today's stupidity. Want more DV? How about *3* bonus episodes of DV? This past weekend I posted a metric shit-ton of Distorted View. Sign up for the Sideshow and listen to them all! On Today's Show: - Flaming Hot Pockets of DOOOOOM - Drizzled With Human Breast Milk - Truck Humpers Links: The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Vote For DV: At Podcastalley! Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a B ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Tim's Bad Day (Corey Mashup) Corey pretty muched sums up my week with this loving tribute...to me. See you freaks back on Monday to get back to work (japanese poop eating audio) PO Box Address:(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)  Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Listen To Tim's Bad Day Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website DV Daily: Juiced and Ready To Electrify You With Comedy. Almost. Hey Freaks! The power is back on. Finally. New shows will start on Monday for everyone, but I had recorded three episodes prior to the storm to "get ahead" so I'd have new material to play while I was moving and unpacking. Those three shows will be posted throughout the weekend on the Sideshow feed. Not a member? You know what to do. Thanks for hanging in there. I promise comedy so hilarious your balls will be blown out of your sack is coming. Not from me, but from someone, I ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/12/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! Have a great weekend. If you want more DV, today's episode is EXTENDED for Sideshow freaks, who will get 15 minutes of additional stupidity. Another videocast is also on the way this weekend, so it's a great time to sign up and support the show. On Today's Show: - Cock Fighting - A Creepy Man Asking Children If They Want Ice Cream Can Only Lead To Wonderous Things - Random Genital Messaging Links: The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Vote For DV: At Podcastall ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 09/11/08 Hey Freaks! There was a power outage in my neighborhood for HOURS today. So, as soon as it came back on I busted ass and put together a show. It's a bit rushed, but it's still pretty good, IMHO, Regardless, I'll have more Sideshow content this week. It'll eaithe be a bonus show later today, or an extended show. If you're not a member, sign up and be surpised with what's to come this week. On Today's Show: - Kim Kardashian's Ass Has Ruined MORE Lives - My Magical Bag of Excrement - $240 Wor ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/11/08 Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday show. Enjoy the stupidity. Tomorrow is a Sideshow exlcusive program, so non-paying members will have to wait until Friday for another episode. Why not sign up now so you don't miss a thing? Bonus: I've got a stupid videocast for you today. On Today's Show: - Brain Freeze Ruins Area Home - Brining Penis Back - Rum and Cock  Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by se ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/10/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! If you're a Sideshow member you'll be getting a bonus episode of the show today. On the bonus program, I've got lots of great audio (singing tards, ass cleansers, etc etc). Not a member? Sign up now! 2 podcasts in one day! Rawk! On Today's Show: - Running Over the Elderly - TV Death - Ripped Vaginas Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/09/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the big Monday show! I hope you're all well rested, because I've got an extended show for you! Rawk. If you're a Sideshow member, you'll get the additional content. Not a member? Sign up now and you can even hear this past weekend's exclusive program! On Today's Show: - The Trainwrecks are Back - Stuck in the Shitter - Skydiving Without a Chute. Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sen ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/06/08 Hey Freaks! It's the end of the week, but fear not! If you are a Sideshow member, I've got a bonus episode of the show for you today! Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! It's only $5.00 a month or $50 for a yearly members. On Today's Show: - Tasering Jesus - Athiests Getting Busy In A Catholic Confession Booth - Electrician Murder! Links: Insane Films: Car Lovers!! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/05/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Tomorrow I'll be posting two shows! That's right: Sideshow members will get a bonus episode of DV. Want to hear it? How about yesterday's extended show? Sign up now and get access to all the Sideshow goodies. On Today's Show: - Penis Furniture - Sexual Assault on a Hoverround - The Near-Dead and Rifles: A Dangerous Combination Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sendin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/04/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! I've got more Wing for you (she was on an episode of South Park, FYI). Sideshow freaks will also be bless with the return of another DV favorite. Today is an extended show. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! You can also check out yesterday's fantastic musical Sextastic Tuesday! On Today's Show: - Glass in Your Ass - Slutbucks Coffee Whore - Steel Washer Dick Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you ca ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/03/08 Hey Freaks! Yes, today's new show is for Sideshow members online, so I have a Best-Of show for you freaks. Want to hear today's program? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Naked Man Tasered - Deadly Manicures - Stinks Like Fish Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoice ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 06/02/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back for the Monday show, and it's a good one! Enjoy. Tomorrow is a Sideshow exclusive program, so non-paying members will get a Best-Of Show. You fail. Scheduled to air is Corey's continuing masterpiece: Harvey and Musical Harmonica Part II. Not a member? Sign up and get all the good shit. On Today's Show: - Boobs on Fire - Crackhead Sex Fiend - X-Rated Jury Duty Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sidesho ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/30/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! Sideshow freaks, oh boy...do I have a video for you. Sign up and watch it with someone you love. You can also catch up on all the other great extra content that popped up on the feed. Do it! On Today's Show: - Scorched Crotch - Saltwater Christmas Shoes - Women Rapes Man Bites Dog Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/29/08 Hey Freaks, Back for your Thursday show, and it's extended one! Rawk. What does that mean? If you're a DV Sideshow member, you'll get 10-15 minutes of additional show. Not a member? It takes just a second to sign up! On Today's Show: - Chocolate Penis Envy - A Couple of Trainwrecks Get Trainwrecked - Brown Snake Bites White Penis Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Addr ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/28/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Sideshow freaks will get some videos I've been threatening/promising. Tomorrow should be an extended show as well, so now is a grea ttime to sign up! YOu can even hear the bonus show I did yesterday. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Moon Pie Assault - Magical Pigeons Steal Penises - Shit Spit  Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Ad ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/27/08 Hey Freaks! hope you all had a great Memorial Day weekend! It's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to work. Enjoy today's podcast. Today, Sideshow members are getting a bonus brand new episode of DV as well. Enjoy the show but not yet a member? Sign up today and get both new episodes of the show! On Today's Show: - X-Rated Library Story Time - Do Not Inflate Childrens Assholes - Baby: Shaken, Not Stirred Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/23/08 Hey Freaks! Ending the week with a great show for you today. There will not be a show on Memorial Day, so I'll see you back here on Tuesday...unless of course you're a Sideshow Member. Sideshow freaks will be getting a weekend program! Sign up today to get the weekend show and the jigoo video. On Today's Show: - Wolf Whistling Israeli's - Necklacing - Chermically Fueled Vomit Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow members ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/22/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! Listen to it with someone you love. Today's podcast tackles a very serious subject. If you thought teaching your children to honk when they are in danger was the right thing to do, you're wrong. Sideshow members will get the video on the feed. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Stripped of Her Meat - Those Aren't Meth Sores, They're Ghost Bites - Slitting Wizard's throats Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: yo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/21/08 Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late post, but hte web server was down earlier. Enjoy the show and if you're a Sideshow memember, enjoy the extended content (including my version of Chock Full of Love). Not a member? Sign up here. On Today's Show: - Flying Penises of Doom - 'Ole Sticky Leg - Myspace Nudes Flying Penis: Here it Is Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTOR ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/19/08 Hey Freaks! Back for a Best-Of Show. We haven't done one of these in awhile. Enjoy this show from nearly 2 years ago. Tomorrow: a Sideshow exclusive Sextastic Tuesday! Bonus: It's musical. Sign up for the Sideshow and make me a happy little fucktard. On Today's Show: - Pissing on Plants - Cock Biting - Cocaine Flavored Breast Milk Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/16/08 Hey Freaks! Ending the week with the Friday show! If you want more this weekend, why not sing up for the Sideshow and catch up with some exclusive DV shtuff? Sideshow freaks got 6 episodes this week plus extended shows. Non-paying freeloaders got 4. Sign up and support the show! It's Friday! Payday! Exclamation Mark! On Today's Show: - Biting The Penis to Freedom! - More Gay Porn in the Classroom - Head First into a Wood Chipper Links: Corey's Site: Butt Fudge Sundae Have something you thin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/14/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Like what you hear? Want more? Unfortunately, tomorrow's podcast is a Sideshow-exclusive program. Sign up for DV's member site now so you don't miss a thing! On Today's Show: - Shatner Sex! - Driving Instructor By Day, Pain Slut By Day. - Knife Plunging Foreplay Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/13/08 Hey Freaks, Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Sideshow freaks get about 14 more minutes of stupidity with today's extended show. Want to hear it all? Become a member! On Today's Show: - Your honor, would you blow me? - Elderly Corpse Sex - Ecstacy For Lunch Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoic ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/12/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back with your Monday show! Mondays in general typically suck, so I'm going to brighten your worthless day. How about a BONUS episode of DV today? Oh yes, it's happening. Want to hear the extra episode of DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Emo Dies / World Shrug Shoulders - Death By Coaxial - Catheter Ripped Out of Pee Hole Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/09/08 Hey Freaks, Enjoy the Friday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting a video cast as well today. Want all the extra DV-goodness? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Cash In Your Rectum - Skull bongs - Family Day Ruined By Dog Feces Links: Bad Christian Music: No, Really...This is BAD Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261C ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/07/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy! Keep in mind, tomorrow is a Sideshow Exlusive show. If you're not a member, DV will return on Friday. Want to hear the Thursday show? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Stroking Your Putter In The Bunker For A Little Green - Holy Potato - Oral Sex From A Cow Links: Two Women Describe Their Love: For Animals! Oh The Humanity! 4 Men and a Trailer: I Married My Horse Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/06/08 Hey Freaks! Back with your Tuesday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting an additional show on the Sideshow RSS Feed! Enjoy the extra DV. Not a member and want the extra program? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Revenge of the Polite, Underage Vampire - Men Love Whores - Pabst Blue Ribbon In The Afterlife Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWP ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/05/08 Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today! It's even greater if you're a Sideshow member, as we have an extended episode of the show for you today! Rawk. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Mr. Gay is a Cannibal! - Whitetrash Meltdown - Deformed, Saggy Penis Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/02/08 Hey Freaks! Have a great weekend! Want more DV? Catch up on all the extended and exlusive shows by becoming a member of the Sideshow! Sign up now! On Today's Show: - McCain's Ex-Wife A McCunt? - Castration? The Dog Did It. - Pepper Spraying Infants Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 05/01/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program. If you want more, subscribe to the DV sideshow! It's Distorted View's member site. This week we've done two extended podcasts and an exlusive show! Sign up now and check out all the stupidity. On Today's Show: - Pinned By Corpse - Seat Sniffers - Killing Jesus in Heaven Links: Bro and Sis: Taunting While She Pees PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-446 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/30/08 Hey Freaks! Believe it or not, I'm back with ANOTHER extended show! Not a member or Sideshow? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - A Very Polite (Underage) Vampire - Return (AGAIN) Of The Penis-Pumping Judge - An Ice Scraper Full of Pain   Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: Links: Our New Bub Rub: 7 Year Old Gangsta Car Hijacker PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWP ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/29/08 Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show! Sideshow members will be getting an EXTRA EPISODE of DV today! Not a member of the Sideshow? Sign up and get the goods. On Today's Show: - Lie Detector w/Lampshade - Clogged Toilet Baby - Rock to the Head Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.com ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/28/08 Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to whats important: DV. I've got an extended show for you Sideshow members today and tomorrow you'll be getting TWO shows. Not a member of the Sideshow, DV's member site? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Inappropriate Touch-Toning - Death Stench Pharmacy - You Got To Eat Penis to Make Penis Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Si ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/25/08 Hey Freaks! Ending the week with the Friday show. If you want moer DV, sign up for the Sideshow and check out the video casts and extended programs you have missed. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Porn Shanked - Blinded By A Flathead - The Gangsta Grandma PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/25/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/24/08 Hey Freaks! Back for more audio stupidity! If you're a Sideshow member, you're getting a video cast today. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Setting The Penis Straight - Dead Dog Carcasses - Stinky Dental Fillings = $$ Links Buy Young Girls: Marry Your Daughter Tripping On Shrooms: Magic! PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show: Distor ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/23/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Got some good audio/video for me? Email me! Here's another question: Do you enjoy DV? Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow, DV's member site! Get longer shows, extra content, videocasts, etc. On Today's Show: - Microwaveable Turd Burgers - Wizards Are Shrinking Penises - The Pink Cauldron Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: Linka: Gimps Go ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/22/08 Hey Freaks! Back for a breakfast themed ST! Plus, today is a another extended show! If you're a sideshow member, you'll get around 14 more minutes of extra DV content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Holy Strip Clubs - Piss on Babies - Spreading AIDS Through Youtube Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/21/08 Hey Freaks! Hope you had a great weekend! I'm back with an extended show for you. If you're not a sideshow member and want to hear all of DV, sign up now! On Today's Show: - Elderly Gum Jobs - Bloody Baby Bits As Art - Scrapbooking Perverts Links: Chris Chan: A Very Important Message Chris Chan: His Myspace Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTOR ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/18/08 Hey Freaks! Back with the Friday show! Enjoy! On Today's Show: - Happy Crack - Unique Potty Training Techniques - Mentally Handicap Racist Links: MoonStar Ripoff: The Moon and The Stars And The This and The That Lil Killer: Taking Out The Prez? DV Sideshow: Join The Freak Family Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/17/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program, and if you like what you hear, support the show and sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - More Celebrity Penis - Chilis: The Place For (Broken) Ribs - Drunk Mommy At Daycare Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/16/08 Hey Freaks! I've got an extended show for you today, and it's chock full of fantastic audio! Like new music from our "Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious" friend! Want all of the extra DV content? Sign up for the Sideshow. On Today's Show: - Bitch Sells Bread Balls! - Toddler Goes WHOOSH! - Wife in a Dog Cage Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/15/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting another video-cast today featuring some stupid stuff I found, and we'll be doing an extended show tomorrow. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - A Walk-In Colon - The Breast Defense - Cock Hoarding Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMB ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/14/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Want more DV? If you're a real freak, sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Aliens And AIDS - Dirty Dish Death - What To Do With The Porn And Condoms? Links: Theatre Hag Gone Wild: Tricia Walsh-Smith Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distorte ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/12/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back for the promised weekend show for all! Not a member of the Sideshow? Normally weekend program are reserved for the paying freaks. Sign up now so you don't miss anything! On Today's Show: - Alicia Keys = Insane - Pissin On Da Choo-Choo Tra--BOOM - Kitty Litter Assault Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/11/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! It looks like there WILL be a weekend program! Want more? Support DV and sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - The Return of Cat Feces Coffee - Piss Tickle Victims - Storm Squirters 2 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/10/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! If you haven't voted at Podcast Alley, do so now! And if you're not a Sideshow member, what are you waiting for? On Today's Show: - SIXAXIS PWNS TODDLER FTW! - Pedophile Babysitters - Sledgehammering A Penis Links: OB Wire Saw: Cut That Fetus Out! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLU ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/09/08 Hey Freaks! Back for your Wednesday show! If you�re a Sideshow member, you�re getting another extended show today. Enjoy the program, and for the love of God, if you�re not a Sideshow Freak, sign up now! On Today�s Show: - Hedgehog Attack! - Return of the Fetus Thief - Baby Meth Formula Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/08/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back with your Tuesday show! Want more DV? I've got an extra 15 minutes of show for you Sideshow freaks! Lots of great audio today, so if you're not a member and want to check it out, SIGN UP NOW! On Today's Show: - Chainsaw Headwounds - Incest Spawn - Hot Dog Assault Links: Lil J: It's Your Girl! The Maury Girl: She's a Playa Like That Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sendin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/04/08 Hey Freaks! Ending the week with an extended Friday show! If you're a Sideshow members you'll get 10-15 minutes more stupidity! Enjoy! Not a member? Sign up! On Today's Show: - Bleach Cures AIDS / BITCH SELLS CRACK - Biological Warfare Fetish - Flaming Shits Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: sh ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/02/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the hump day show! Want more DV? Yesterday Sideshow members heard an extended show, and on Monday there was an exclusive show. Get more DV by signing up to become a member! On Today's Show: - Pay Per View Funerals - Beached Heads - National Broadcasting Cunts Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 432 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 04/01/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you've got an extended program today! Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Grilling The Elderly - Diaper and Doll Fetish - Fetal Toilet Clog Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcas ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/28/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! I'm off to Ashtabula this weekend for family stuff and then to grab my dog! Finally! Lil Walter will be in da house, lickin' peanut butter off of all sorts of my body parts. Rock on! On Today's Show: - Is Your Pixelated Penis A Bootcock? - Craigslist Ruins Another Life - Bigfoot Rape Links: Burger: The Now-Dead Cat From Hell Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/27/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program, and if you like what you hear, consider becoming one of Timmy's Kids. It's different than, for instance, becoming a Jerry's Kid. If you're a Jerry's Kid, you get stuff because you're a tard. Timmy's Kids actually GIVE TIMMY MONEY, because Timmy is a tard. On Today's Show: - Meth 4 Baby - Castration Celebration! - Wombat Rape Juicy For Jesus: Love HIM! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you ca ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/26/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! That's all I have to say. On Today's Show: - Polite Underwear Fetish Freaks - Hallmark for Inmates - Killed Over Myspace Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/25/08 Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late post, but I'm back with a brand new edition of ST! Bonus: It's an extended show for you Sideshow Freaks! Want more DV? Get extra-long shows, exclusive programs, videocasts, and more! Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Hepatitis Cheese - Miss Bimbo Online - Flaming Elderly People Miss Bimbo: Virtual Skank Game Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/24/08 Hey Freaks! Finally back from my Easter with the family. Hope you had a great weekend! Enjoy the stupidity! On Today's Show: - Mrs. Fletcher Gets It Good - Fat People Crush Toddlers Skulls - Pooping On Homeland Security Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-6 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/21/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! Enjoy the program! If you're a Sideshow member, you're getting a BONUS episode of DV today! Sign up now so you don't miss a thing. It's only $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year On Today's Show: - Naked Elderly Drivers - Cruicifed X 22 - Festive Designer Crack! Links: Support July For Kings: Vote For Them Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/20/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow. There should be either an extended show tomorrow or a weekend show for the members, so sign up now and you won't miss one idiotic moment of DV. On Today's Show: - Oral Sex and the City - Pussy For Gas - Slumping Humping Sales Links: Support July For Kings: Vote For Them Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $ ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/19/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the stupidity. Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow. Easy! On Today's Show: - Penis On A Hot Tin Roof - Military Dildo ASSault - Shit in a Lunchbox Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast All ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/18/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show! For you Sideshow freaks, you're getting an extended program. Not a member? Sign up now and you can also access the exlusive Sideshow-only Monday program. On Today's Show: - Why You Shouldn't Fly Coach (It involved semen, natch) - A Vegan's Nightmare - Fucking a Lampost Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED V ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/17/08 (BEST OF) Hey Freaks! As I have mentioned on the Friday shownotes, today I've got a Best-Of Show for you. Tomorrow the show will start to be posted earlier in the A.M. again since I know many of you like to listen to the show on your way to work. Sideshow Members: There *WILL* be a brand new full episode of DV for you later in the day. Not a member and want to here it? Sign up! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow memb ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/14/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! We might have a Best-Of Show on Monday and then be back on track with updates at normal times (in the wee hours of the morning instead of mid/late afternoon) Sign up for the Sideshow for more DV Goodness On Today's Show: - Aqua Net - The Silent Killer - Dirty Feet Never Smelled So Flammable - Dwarf Fighting Cage Matches Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/13/08 Hey Freaks! I feel like I'm playing catch-up all this week. Sorry about the late shows. Today I've got an extended program for you Sideshow Freaks! Over 18 minutes of extra stupidity for you. Nont a member? Sign up now and make me a happy little mid-op transexual. On Today's Show: - Lady Beavers - Midget Pimp - Stuck On The Shitter PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 List ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/12/08 Hey Freaks! Sweet Christ Almight. If you knewwhat I had to do to get you this fucking show, you'd be showering me with praise and blowjobs. Any of you tech freaks know what a CRC Redundancy Error means? Is my Hard Drive farkled? I ran a scan disk and it fixed some shit and I was able to save today's show. Huzzah. Another Installment of Tim Henson is a dumbass: I say today is Tuesday. Please...no voicemails. On Today's Show: - Teen Girls Are Whores  - French Kissing Toddlers - A Sh ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/11/08 Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Tuesday show! Enjoy a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I forgot to thank Lauren for sending it in. Thanks, Lauren! Not a member of the Sideshow? you missed the weekend program! Sign up now and listen! On Today's Show: - Cockstar - Stiff and Roll - An 800 Pound Man Get Laid PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show: Dist ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Best Of Distorted View: 03/10/08 Hey Freaks! I'll be back on Tuesday with a new show (it will probably be posted around noon). Enjoy a Best of Show! PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/10/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/07/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! For you Sideshow freaks, the promised videocast will be posted shortly, and the weekend show is coming tomorrow. If you're not a member, now is a great time to sign up! On Today's Show: - Douchebag School Staff - Pressure Washing Your Princess - The Perfect Length of Anal Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 1412 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/06/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Not a Sideshow member? For shame. On Today's Show: - Grannies Gone Nude! - Hot Coffee: Part II - Goldfish in a Blender Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Dai ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/05/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! You missed an extended show yesterda, so if you're not a member, sign up for the Sideshow now to check it out. On Today's Show: - Acid Soaked Mommy and Daddy - The Worst Anger Management Student Ever. - Burn, Stab, Die: How Not To Cook. Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: sho ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/04/08 Hey Freaks! I've got an extended show today for you Sideshow Freaks! Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow! It's only $5.00 a month (or $50.00 a year) On Today's Show: - Nude Celebrity Trainwrecks - Garden Gnoming Your Daughter - Hoovering Your Penis Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedvie ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 03/03/08 Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the program, and don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Blood Sausage - Sporked! - Pissing On The Elderly Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/29/08 Hey Freaks! Fuck this leap year shit! I have to do an EXTRA show for you because of this? It's being posted late, but that's more than you should ever expect from me. Enjoy the show! On Today's Show: - Pube Steak - Frog Head Salad - Gasoline Makes Homeless ANGRY Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distorte ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/28/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday Show! On Today's Show: - Tropicock Castration - Don't Drink The Acid - Poop Stabbing Links: YouTube: 11 Year Old Rapper Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Da ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/27/08 Hey Freaks! Got a big show for you today! If you're a Sideshow member you'll get well over 15 minutes of additional audiophonic stupidity. Sign up right here! Enjoy today's Sci-Fi themed Sextastic Wednesday! On Today's Show: - Suckle on Dog Teats - Cream of Child Soup - Rott Fucker Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, O ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/126/08 Hey Freaks! On Today's Show: - Chunky Monk-y - Pseudo-Kiddie Porn Bust - Begging For a Hooker Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/26/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/22/08 Hey Freaks! Check it out: I finally got around to getting a new PO BOX! You can once again sign up for a yearly sideshow membership (just include your name and email address so I can send you your password). Today I've got an extended show for you Sideshow freaks, so sign up now! On Today's Show: - Penis Wagging - KISS it, Gene - The Borat Rapist Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/21/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Sorry it's being posted a bit late! On Today's Show: - Panda Porn - Cock Brush - Asian Worms Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/21/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/20/08 Hey Freaks! On Today's Show: - Delicious Murder - Piss From Heaven - Simmered Fuck Face Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/20/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/19/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! Like the show? Sign up for the Sideshow! Love the show? Sign up for the Sideshow again. On Today's Show: - Attack of the Pelican Man! - Auction-ing Off Your Baby Batter - Silent Night In The Key of ..... Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/19/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/18/08 Hey Freaks! I am back and feeling much better after a gross and mucus-filled weekend of horror. I've got a fantastic show for you freaks today. It's an extended program so sideshow members will get over 20 minutes of extra content. That's almost an hour of DV stupidity today! Sign up now so you don't miss all the great shit on today's dopey show. On Today's Show: - The Choking Game - Oven-Cooked Daughters - Smoking Will Rape You Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast A ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/14/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Show! On Today's Show: - Meat Clevered - Penis: NAILED - Nutcracking Chokehold Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/14/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/13/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! Yesterday there was a fuck-up with the RSS feed for several hours and the wrong show was being downloaded. Yesterdays program featured a Night Court themed ST story. If you didnt get that version, check your podcatcher because the correct one should have been downloaded when I fixed the feed. Of course, you can download it on the website. Sideshow members did not have this problem. One more reason to sign up :) On Today's Show: - Weed and Cake!- - Drun ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/12/08 Note: For some stupid reason, the correct show was not playing when I first posted this. I have no idea why. Anyways, I re-uploaded the program and I think it's all fixed. Enjoy today's show...finally. Oh, Sideshow members didnt have this problem..so..you know, you should sign up. Hey Freaks! Finally! What Distorted View has needed for a long time: More Richard Moll. Today's Distorted View is an extended program for Sideshow members. Sign up now and get all the extra musty goodness. On Toda ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/11/08 Hey Freaks! Back with your Monday show! Sign up for the Sideshow if you're not yet a member. Tomorrow there will be an extended program! On Today's Show: - Pot Crotch - Taping Down The Tards - Rape Training? Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/11/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/08/08 Hey Freaks! Ending the week with the Friday show! Yesterday we did an extended show full of audio stupidity. If you're not a Sideshow member, you missed out on an additional 15 minutes of content. Sign up now so you can hear it all. On Today's Show: - A Penis On The Dresser - Strapping In Your Booze - Circumcision Blues Link: CBWalker: Sickly Psychic Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Toda ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Dialy: 02/07/08 (NEW SHOW) Hey Freaks! Ok, it's late, but as promised here is the Thursday show! It's an extended program, so for you Sideshow members, you'll get over 15 minutes of additional content! Sign up now so you don't miss it! On Today's Show - 1Granny3fingers - I'm a Dead Puppy! - More Toe Licking Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/07/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/07/08 (BEST OF) Hey Freaks! Have no fear, I'll be back later today with the new, extended show. It just wont be posted until later, and I know how my freaks like to listen to stuff on their way to work or school. Enjoy this CLASSIQUE episode of audiophonic stupidity. Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/07/08   Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/06/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Tomorrow I've got an extended program for you Sideshow members, so if you haven't signed up yet, do so now! On Today's Show: - Turning Tits Into Wine - ZOMG! Tweens Luv Meth 4EVR!! - Strategic Defense Orgies Links: The Fatman: My Mind Is Exploding. How Can Someone So Fat Be So Stupid... The Wine Rack: The Booze Bra Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/05/08 Hey Freaks! Ok, I think I've got a great ST story for you today. We'll see how it goes. Regardless, enjoy over a half hour of DV stupidity! Also, if you've got some funny audio or video, send it along to me! Also, it's a brand new month at Podcast Alley! Show your support: VOTE! Finally, America has fallen in love all over again with Katie and her Skanking ways. Hear the latest skank and much, much more by signing up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Bleach Based Enem ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/04/08 Hey Freaks! I'm starting a brand new week of DV for you with a great Monday show! If you're not a Sideshow member, you missed a brand new skank! Sign up now and you can download Sunday's skankcast! On Today's Show: - Crack In Your Ass Is Whack - Smirking In The Urinal - His Ass Eats Pencils! Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/04/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 02/01/08 Hey Freaks! It's the end of the week, but if you're a Sideshow Member, you'll get an additional show this weekend! Don't want to miss a program? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Doggy's Chew-Toe - XBOX Death (Blunt Force Edition) - Directory ASSistance Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/01/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/30/08 (NEW SHOW!) Hey Freaks! As promised, here's the Wednesday's show! Enjoy! On Today's Show: - Para-Rape - Hearing Impaired Hookers - Jello Hips Links: Fatty Vs. Gay: The Fight Is On Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/30/08   Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/30/08 (BEST OF) Hey Freaks! Yes, I've got a Best-Of Show for you, but fear not! There will be a new, proper show. It'll just be posted a little bit later (in the afternoon). Today I was swamped with car shit. Yes, my old car finally died and I had to scramble to find some poor sucker to finance me a vehicle. Some stupid car dealership actually said, "So, you tell cum fart jokes and make fun of rape victims for a living...you're approved!". I'm very happy with the new car, and will be paying for it for the ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/29/08 Hey Freaks! Are you ready to get down and dirty? Welcome to the Tuesday show. Oh man, you probably want to fast forward past the ST story. Awful. Just....AWFUL. On Today's Show: - Zapping Toddlers - MORE Microwaved Babies - Punching Horses In Their Pony Heads Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/29/08   Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/28/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I'm tired so lets make this quick: On Today's Show: - The Cat Found Your Stash - Electric Sliding To Heaven -  Movie Sanitizer = Sex Predator Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/28/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/25/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! For you Sideshow freaks, I'll try to have some weekend updates for you, like posting the opening song for you to download and enjoy, and the long-promised videocast. Sign up now! On Today's Show: - Penis Stomach - Shoe String Jesus Crisps - Rocking The Crotchless Panties at 60 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/25/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/24/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! If you've got some funny audio or video you've run across, send it along to me! Want even more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Piss Hammer! - Blowtorching Down The House - Jesus Sanctioned Fucking Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/24/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/23/08 Hey Freaks! Back with a really good show for you today. Why is it I seem to have good shows everytime something horrible happens in the world or  someone famous dies? I'm a tragedy-whore, I guess. Regardless, enjoy the program! If you like what you hear, support the show! Sign up for the Sideshow! You get a ton of extra content, I manage to stay off the streets for another day. It's a win-win. On Today's Show: - Gushing Robot Sex Machines - The Legend of Old Maggot Eyes - Why is Your G ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/22/08 Hey Freaks! Back with another extended show for you Sideshow freaks! Plus a brand new edition of ST Tuesday. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Want all the extra, peanut-buttery goodness? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Sofa Blob Monster - I've Got Your Intestines In My Hands - Mannequins are not Sexy Toys Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/22/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/21/07 Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Monday show! It's extended, so Sideshow Members will get over 15 minutes of additional content. Tomorrow will be ANOTHER extended show, so sign up now so you don't miss a thing. $5 a month or get a whole year for $50. Do the math, it's a BAR-GON On Today's Show: - Flaming Pouches of Doom! - Beaten With A Deadly Leg - Poop In Your Laundry Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distor ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/17/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the big Thursday show! Tomorrow I believe we will end the week with another extended show, so if you want to hear the extra content, sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today's Show: - Head To Toe In Ketchup - Newsflash: Brit Brit Still Crazy - St. S/M Hospital Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/17/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/16/08 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you've got some funny audio or video you've run across, send it along to me! Want even more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Super cheap, just like your mom. Ohhhh snap. On Today's Show: - Eye Cripples - Fine Young Movie Stars - Rubber Testicles on the Interstate Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/16/08   Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/15/08 Hey Freaks! Good morning! I've got a pretty gross STT for you today, along with all of the other stupidity you've grown to tolerate from me. Are you a Sideshow member? If so, enjoy the bonus extended content. Not a member? You are a disgrace to me. Why can't you be more like your brother? Get a job! (and then fork over some cash to me) Sign up here and earn your Freak Card. On Today's Show: - The Baby Chuck - Drinking High Octane - Black Magic Sex..and Subsequent Death Email: show@dist ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/14/08 Hey Freaks! Hope you had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to work. Enjoy the stupidity. Tomorrows show will be en extended program, so if you're not a Sideshow member, sign up now so you don't miss one idiotic minute. On Today's Show: - Baby Loaf: Heat at 450 degrees for about an hour - Bitch Tits: The Silent Killer - S&M Corporate Retreats Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today' ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/11/08 Hiya Folks! Ending the week with a great show! Alexyss? Check! Black Friday? Check! The return of the original Fat Man? Check! 2008 is going to be fucking GREAT. Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Scalding Baby Stew - Feces Flingers - Jizz Art! Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/11/08   Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/10/08 Hey Freaks! Oh man, I've got a big show for you today. If you are Sideshow members, I've got over 15 minutes of additional content including the possible return of a DV favorite. Not a member? Sign up now and get all the extra DV content! On Today's Show: - Wheeling The Dead Around In An Office Chair - Killing Retards For The Sport of It - Scissoring (not the hot kind) Links: PUS NATION: Get Your Scab On Elderly Coughing: Phlegmy Near-Dead Action Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206- ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/08/08 Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show! I was so tired when I recorded this, I'm sure you'll hear a healthy dose of sleep-deprived stupidity today. Tomorrow I've got an extended show for you, so if you're not a member, sign up to the Sideshow right now! On Today's Show: - Microwaved Cats - Boiled Ears - Where's The Fire? Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/08/08 & ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/07/08 Hey Freaks! A new week is here and with it comes the start of another batch audio stupidity. Enjoy the show, and if don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow and support the program! Scott Taylor would want it that way. On Today's Show: - Crunchy, Deadly Bagged Crack! - Go Choke On A Weiner - Do A Deer, A Fucking Deer Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/07/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/04/08 Hey Freaks! The Friday show is here! Enjoy! On Today's Show: - Beastiality Ends On Oct 1 - Go, Die, Go! - Monkey Whores Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/04/08 Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 01/03/08 Hey Freaks, I'm back with a brand new episode! Hope you've all recovered from your New Years partying.  Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep checking the DV Blog for additional stupidity, My crack team of writers are constantly posting oddities from around the net. On Today's Show: - Impaled On New Years - Life Saving Panties - Masturbating Bikers Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted V ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View: 12/31/07 - 01/01/08 Hey Freaks! I'm virtually straddling two years! Play this show at exactly 11:50pm and you can celebrate the New Year with me! Retarded? Yes. On Today's Show: - Flying Dinosaurs Found In Surburban Washington - Shower Sex With The Dog - A Pedophile's Toy-Sale BLOWOUT! Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/01/08   Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/30/07 Hey Freaks! As promised, here with the weekend show! Normally I'd offer this to Sideshow members only, but because there were only a few shows posted this week because of the holidays, I thought I'd give you free-loading sons of bitches just a taste of Sideshow Exclusivity. Ting. Enjoy. On Today's Show: - FonDOOOM - Christmas Shits - A Fully Loaded MP(orn)3 Player Links: Another Random Day: From The Genius Behind ICanLickWindow! Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/28/07 Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! I'll be back this weekend with another program for everone. I'll be updating the Sideshow with more content as well! Sign up now and become a card-carrying FREAK! On Today's Show: - The Pig Spleen Says This Weekend Will Be Partly Cloudy With a Chance Of Bacon - Your Dad! - Thor's Mighty Hammer Links: MaryAnn: Sims On Stage Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show: Distorted V ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Distorted View Daily: 12/27/07 Hey Freaks! I'm back from my short Christmas break! Hope you all had a great holidays, but it's time now to get back to the stupidity. Want more DV, plus my mom's reaction to 2girls1cup? Sign up to the sideshw now! On Today's Show: - Attacked By Hamburger Patties (OF DOOM!) - Pissin in the Closet - The Worst Gift Under the Tree EVER Links: Winnebago Man: Gibberish Edition Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Listen To Today's Show ... Listen