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SomaCow 409: I Have A Prescription Originally toked at SomaCow.com In this episode, the motley crew talked about: Medical marijuana and the recent legislation Prohibition How did Florida end up the way it did? What should Obama be focusing on? How do you get your high? Black Friday Thanksgiving traditions Sports and their long seasons The UFL and their 4 teams Food that makes you skinny Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 408: Princess Independent Originally sat in on at SomaCow.com NASA tweetup The Space Program Twilight review Vampires Up to review for next week Disney movies no longer little princess movies? Can a princess be demure, independent, and have a prince save her? What 3 movies would you want to see on someone’s shelf to make them  your friend? CGI in films Thanks to Felix from Prime Time Geek [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 407: The Indians Called It Labyrinth Originally Hitchhiked at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys chattered about: Corn Maze New Stephen King Book New Hitchhikers Guide Book Twitter.com/SomaCowGeoff – Real or Fake Christmas Tree? Montine is Captain of the SomaCow Brain Bowl Geoff Wants Traditions for Rowan AND A Train LifeCoaching-  Power Thru That Shit Call From twitter.com/xanderrich OPP – Slacker And The Man SomaCow Challenge vs HexWarrior ComaSowJen smarter than Geoff Horse/Dog Racing Fix Fishing [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 406: Missing A The Originally impacted at SomaCow.com Discussing: Smokey The Bear Caller With Impacted Coffee Cup At the Car Wash prankerz Man Moment Scotch Never Don’t Slash Forum- Board News + Tom Green Twitter Block + NASA Tweetup Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 405: Oh So Wet Originally soaked up at SomaCow.com In this hour of post-flooding, the guys welcomed Felix from Prime Time Geek into the studios. All 5 of them talked about the flooding our our brand new Studio G. Seems maybe stuff went down the drain that shouldn’t and so it didn’t like my washing machine dumping all that [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 404: Going To The Fair Originally inoculated at SomaCow.com In this hour, the crew went over: Fair Crafts Sucking Fair Food Rocking Homeless at the Fair peakarts.com SomaCow Booth at the Fair Studio Invites Hockey Flu Shots Health Care Bill IWearYourShirt.com Mickey wants an agent Atlanta sucks Pittsburgh sucks Detroit sucks Secret Treaty Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 403: Mormons Werewolves and Pee oh my Originally howled at SomaCow.com In this, the first Sunday hour, the guys and Jamie talked about: Vampires = Gay Werewolves Teenwolf Dad Mormons Taylor and Taylor Shark Boy Lava Girl & Robert Rodriguez Fed Up Kids Books Gossip Girl 90210 Mike Jack/Pee in a jar Rhiaanna Beatdown Mike Vick vs Roman Polanski If you’d like to join us live for these episodes, come see us Sunday from 10-12 AM! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 402: Anything But DC Originally inhaled at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys covered: V Miniseries Should kids read comics? Orlando Sentinel Blog Contest 80s Commercials Cure For The Run II, the planning begins! And so much more! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 401: Neuterality Originally chirped at Somacow.com In this episode the following was discussed, or at least mentioned: Christian Chirp Ross tests the hopper Man Things Soft hits radio, safe for the little ears? Stryper 1 Ball vs 1 Arm South Park and acting out after what you saw Motorbikers LifeCoaching Fox News And J Ale Carte TV Hulu pay switch JPP must fire Brian Net Neutrality You might wonder why there is a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 400: We Did It We Did It Originally remodeled at SomaCow.com In this, their 400th hour and their first in Studio G, the guys talked about: Studio G -Thank you to Tommy, J, Mickey, Ross, Jamie, Kelly, Jeff, Xander, Felix, and Gary for all the help getting the garage into an awesome studio! If I forgot you, let me know and I’ll edit this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 399: Not Quite Yet Originally quitted at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys discussed: Quitting smoking Not quitting smoking Shaving Balloon boy memes Fur crabs Wal-Mart caskets ComaSow NASA Tweetup Geoff’s birthday Breaking Up Hey, we’ve got a new studio almost finished! Join us Friday live to see it and get a sneak peek at our forum. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 398: Siriusly Originally overshooting the target at SomaCow.com In this hour the guys discuss: Time Change Our Forums Social Media Cursing Two Pilots Overshoot Target Sirius HD Radio Classic Rock Pandora MySpace Parody Songs/Movies Hope to see you all Friday night for the live show! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 397: Abanadon Your Cart Here All Who Dare Originally spooked at SomaCow.com In this episode the guys talked about: Halloween and the costumes, candy, and traditions therein Cart abandonment at the store-seems Geoff isn’t the only one who has done this Scary movies Scary books Hope you all had a safe and fun Halloween! Visit our forums or join us live Friday to hear about ours. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Somacow 386: Scrubbing Bubbles Originally scrubbed at SomoaCow.com: It is halloween. We are of celebrating. Here are ross’s notes: Punkins Mister 32 Call In Re Punkin Spice Latte Domo- Kitten Killer 7 11 Latte burns Mickey’s bowels 7 11 going downhill Cashews is hard Chinese pwn Toastmasters Toast Sliders TV Show America, Fuck Yeah Words for A- Referencing a movie to prove something IRL B- A Male Cougar I have been up for 30 hours.  Please [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 395: G-Creature Originally unwrapped at SomaCow.com In this hour, the focus was all on Geoff. For someone who seems to always want to be the center of attention, Geoff sure didn’t like having all these gifts and cake showered on him in honor of his 31st birthday this week. Ross brought over some espresso to give us all [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 394: The Four Tastes of the Tongue Originally tooted at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys recap their visit to Willow Tree for the #willowtreeup, podcasting and how it’s moving on up, and children being kidnapped. It seems two great things came out of the Willow Tree trip. If you are wishing you could join us for these trips, make sure to follow us [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 393: Shhhh It Is A Secret Originally tested at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys talked about tweetups (I bet you’ll here some live Friday night about the one we just had… a litre of Kosteritzer oh yeah), carving pumpking, and secret societies. Are you in a secret sociey? Should the guys of SomaCow join one or start their own? Want to join our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 392: What Are You Supposed To Be Originally podcasted (?) at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys discuss our new studio which is almost done! You can follow the transformation here, on our forum. They also discuss if SomaCow is a podcast (hence the ? up there, see it?) or not. I mean they do put the show up for podcast, but are [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 391: On a Loon Originally floated at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys had to talk about the balloon boy and all that drama including the media drama around it. They also discussed a story Geoff found about a Louisiana  judge refusing to marry an interracial couple. He was worried about potential children, after all he had black people in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 390: Innoculate On Wood Originally vaccinated at SomaCow.com In this hour, again their finest, the guys talk about vaccines, specifically the H1N1. Are you getting it? Will you give it to your children? This week we talked to our pediatrician and maybe Geoff will update you Friday during the live show with what he said. I’m so full right now. We [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 389: Addiversary Originally remembered at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys welcome back J with folded arms. Geoff was happy though, his return delayed the man segment where Geoff admitted, very manlyly, that he forgot our anniversary. Yep. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, I said he didn’t forget our anniversary, he just forgot it was [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 388: J Is Being Put On A Boat Originally canned at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys, minus J, fired J. Seems there was an email from a woman listener from New York somewhere sent J over the edge and he didn’t come in. Seems very odd to me… wonder how it will turn out? Also, Geoff went to the mall and in said mall, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 387: Where The Hell Does Chrisp Live Anyway Originally won at SomaCow.com It’s our anniversary, I had some Polish beers that were very good. Chrispy won Listener of the Month which means soon we’ll get him some Pennsylaware shirt! Check out chrispy’s blog, OK? Sweet. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 386: Running The Good Race Originally raced at SomaCow.com In this hour, we got a call in from listener Chrispy and he gave the run down of his um, run! He and Ross had this big challenge re who could do a 5k faster. Carter also called in and updated us on his cross country trek. He was in Austin this time. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 385: Which Side Are You On Originally debated at SomaCow.com In this, their first hour, the guys covered the Letterman debacle, the Roman Polanski debacle, and Alaska. So Letterman, 2-prong situation here. 1) He was getting blackmailed. 2) He had sex with woman who were underneath him. He was the boss, they were the employees. So was he wrong? So Polanski, 2-prong situation here. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 384: The Radio Star Is Still Dead Originally Buggled at SomaCow.com Radio. Ever since the video, it has been dying. Maybe video didn’t kill radio or its stars, but it sure started the downfall. In this, their finest hour, the guys discuss radio yesterday, radio today, and radio tomorrow. Will HD save terrestrial radio? Will internet radio kill it? Oh, and J read a newspaper. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 382: Buh Buh Buh Duh Originally scrapped at SomaCow.com Hey kids!  The “Happiest Song Ever Challenge” is back in full effect. During this episode I (mickey) submitted that the theme from Sanford and Son was just an oozing bucket of happy.  My god daughter learned her first dance to this song and she smiles brightly every time the song is on.  Not [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 382: Drudge Jedd Originally reported with integrity at SomaCow.com What do you say when you are describing a boil filled with pus? Drudge is an idiot. Would you go back to being a 13 year old, taking with you the knowledge that you have now? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 381:Eat Drink and Play Euchre Originally polka danced at SomaCow.com After the debacle of Geoff spilling his water on the board (at least it wasn’t the coffee, that would have pissed Geoff off royally!), the guys talked about bonding. We made the first step making Geoff’s Butt for the guys before the show, and the rest of the crew went out [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 380: A Big Package Originally interrupted at SomaCow.com This hour was full of excitement as the guys prepared for all the new shows starting up their seasons this week: House, Heroes, Scrubs. What’s your favorite? I know that Geoff and I have this thing of watching our shows together and since he is out of town, there are some shows [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 379: A Douche With The Basterds Originally projected at SomaCow.com Geoff went to the movies this week, the first time since before Rowan was born! He saw Inglorious Basterds, most of it at least. It isn’t that he missed the movie because of the subtitles, no, he decided to show someone else in the theatre who the true bastard was! Speaking of subtitles, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 378: Kewpins Originally worth one one millionth of a cent at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss the fact that I got taken, and we take a call from Chrisp, and we stumbled upon a new craze: GodBlocking. Please let me know of any suggestions you have regarding the GodBlock Initiative. I am really looking forward to it! I was [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 377: Everything Sucks Originally sucked out at SomaCow.com This episode, the guys talked a lot about sucking. First, the sucking of vampires and the novels based on them. Secondly, the fact that TV sucks. Thirdly, the guys suck at doing a man thing. In fact, they suck so much that Geoff offered 100 points to anyone who can beat his man thing [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 376: Pie Or Cake Originally snacked upon at SomaCow.com The SweetUp has now occured and I think Geoff is still feeling the effects of all that sugar! Or maybe it was the twice-over late night Euchre playing with Mickey? Either way, I’m writing up the blog and thinking of the nice bag of candy corn from Peglegpug waiting for me [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 375: Sweet Talk Originally presented in a thin candy shell at SomaCow.com In this hour, we talk about candy. A whole freaking lot. I am sort of embarrassed how much we talked about candy. See you on Friday in the Ustream! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 374: Read The Fine Print Originally reupholstered at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys talked about getting screwed over by a company. Have you been told something and then come to find out later it’s wrong? I mean this is more than just poor customer service, we are talking about selling an item under false pretenses. Is it manly to call and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 373: Pipe Dreams Originally piped in at SomaCow.com See that up there ^ ? That’s a podcast. Click play to listen!In this hour, we discussed Hans being poked with hypodermics, we proved why our show does not talk about sports, and we made veiled references to insidey joke bullcrap that has no place in our show, yet we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 372: End Of The Rainbow Originally partaken at SomaCow.com In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about food, the internet, and TV… It’s much more than it sounds, trust me. It’s that time of year again, kids go back to school, seasonal places start shutting down, and Geoff goes out of town a lot. It’s usually good work, him being out of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 371: Back to Work Originally boarded at SomaCow.com Hey! We’re done with the run. Look up there ^. See that? That is a podcast. Press the play button, and listen. It’s that easy. In this hour, we discussed J’s sudden utilization of 20th century technology, we talked up a good man segment, and we took a call from Carter, who has [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 370: Cure For The Run Originally donated at SomaCow.com In this hour, we recap our Cure for the Run with in-studio guest Greg Rollett from Rock for Hunger. We all reminisce about the best parts of the Run and how it went. We presented Greg  with a check for the monies raise, over $3300.00! I hope that they are able to put [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 369: Excuses Excuses Originally rationalized at SomaCow.com It’s been a while since I’ve picked on Ross for notes, but since this episode resolves around Georgia, SoundGuy, and Wes Heath, I’ll take some time to digress. So I open up the notes and from Ross it says “Jen, 30 mins in, I have no chair and just found a pen, sorry. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 368: Getting Manlier As They Go Originally cleaned up at SomaCow.com Hi all, it’s Jen. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you who supported our Cure fo no wait, I promised I’d drop the topic until Friday’s live show. So episode 368! So in the next couple weeks, one of my jobs is on vacation so I find [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 367: Is It Over Originally run at SomaCow.com We have so many people to thank for helping us Saturday at the Cure for the Run! It was very successful and we’ve put pictures up on our Facebook page and also some on the forum. What also sums up the day pretty damn well is the Central Florida Top 5 video here! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 366: I Always Feel Like… Originally hosed down at SomaCow.com In this hour we discussed the rapidly shrinking sandwich, smokes, and we took a call from Tom Sorrells, Local Orlando Weatherman and Darkfire Tale-Spinner. Big event this weekend, and we here on the ‘Cow have been running around like gangbusters, procuring last minute items, assigning blame, collecting an incredible amount of generous [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 365: Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are Originally socialized at SomaCow.com You know, there is so much going on right now so I’m going to take this time to highlight a couple things that are going on and maybe clear out my head. You may have heard of this little thing we’re doing called the Cure for the Run? Well, it’s finally here! This [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 364: Lechedores Originally pasteurized at SomaCow.com In this hour we discussed Famous Fat Guys, Ross’s Dapper Makeover, and An Incident at Chick-Fil-A. I spent a good amount of energy screaming about breastfeeding in this hour, and I know that I sometimes get so hot that facts get ignored, or emotion overcomes discussion. I want to take a moment to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 363: Geocaching and Connery Originally input at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed geocaching, which fascinates me. Leave it to the human race to find a way to connect with other people without even being THERE! A new listener clued me in to the facts, and I spent some time learning at geocaching.com - I think I am ready. Going to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 362: Wurst Man Originally hitched at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed Estonian door-to-door sales shmucks, our manly things of the weeks, and we took a call from The Uberbastard, Chris, in response to my dilemma of etiquette. Still no idea how to proceed with that, by the way. Anyone know how long it takes to get to Miami? I have [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 361: U Fo Crazy! Originally encountered at SomaCow.com In this hour, we talk about Ross’s dereliction of dress, we congratulate our new Listener of the Month, and a bunch of other loosey goosey. RUFF RUFF RUFF Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 360: TA, BE Originally caterwauled at SomaCow.com So it’s no secret by now, but if you missed the video of our own Mickey and Ross invading PTG’s karaoke night with their… rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart, then hie you hence hereabouts and watch it up, won’t you? I am home with a sick little one tonight, the miasma [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 359: Hat Trick Originally donned at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss my supposed resemblance to a certain filmmaker who shall remain chinless, and we went for a prolonged Man Segment. That sounds far worse than it was. So, yeah, I need to take a moment to thank some people who have been instrumental in our upcoming Cure for the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 358: We Tweeted That Originally charitized at SomaCow.com In this, their first hour, the guys talked about tweetups, charities, and many fat subjects! On Thursday night, we went to a tweetup hosted by Orlando Sentinel’s Etan. The first two of these events had large numbers of folks. This one didn’t have as many but the weather was easily to blame. I’m [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 357: Chessutes and Lifeopoly Four Originally drawn four upon at SomaCow.com We talked about games. We talked about Rock for Hunger We talked about The Cure for the Run I am Drunk. Enjoy the Show. See you at karaoke! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 356: They Are Not Men They Are SomaCow Originally covered like a Jimmy Hat at SomaCow.com In this hour, the guys wrapped themselves around penis voices, man dates, and condoms. They also did the man segment. I’m just going to leave that there. So condoms, do them? Before I had sex for the first time, I had a great knowledge of sex. I learned at the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 355: Sex’ed Originally avoided the issue at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed pictures of naked ladies, local politic nutbags, and, even though I tried to avoid it, the horrible story in Arizona. Also would like to wish a Happy Birthday to listener FooFa, who tunes in damned near every week and always contributes on our forums at http://www.somacow.net [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 354: Tube Originally dvred at SomaCow.com I am often amazed at the power and freedom enjoyed by us Merrikans. We have the ability to host a show out of my freaking HOUSE, beaming our thoughts and ideas at the speed of cat to the massive masses, speaking freely about any topic we wish. We can discuss history without [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 353: Vagan Originally shot in fuzzy keyhole vision at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discuss Mickey’s weight loss, our friend djgra(e)y who just went Vegan, and our standard manly segments. Please ignore anything I say in this hour re: Roman Candles. Yech! I spent so much time whining about doe-eyed beef that I feel sorta dumb, sitting here eating [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 352: Beach and Moan Originally washed ashore at SomaCow.com In this hour, I rant about the beach, we discuss Ross’s role on the show, and we somehow talk about the Death penalty. I’ve been watching the Whale Wars, on Animal Planet, of late. The show consists of whalers from Japan trying to hunt whales, and mainly Australian conservationists trying to stop [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 351: Beware of the Blog Originally hatched from a meteorite at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed horror, J, and jorts. ALL VERY SPOOKY THINGS INDEED. Horror… What captures the mind, stimulates the shivers, and why in the hell do people like it so much? I used to be an avid horror fan, but lately when I see new movie ads or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 350: Cakes and Wine Originally broke off at SomaCow.com In this hour, we extend our welcome to Ryan of The Channel Project for a round table discussion on topics as diverse as gated communities, what not to do on a first date, and holding the door. Some of you people apparently never took etiquette as an elective in finishing school, or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 349: The Channel Project Originally clicked at SomaCow.com In this hour, we invited Ryan of The Channel Project to join us in studio, and spent some time familiarizing ourselves, discussing Orlando podcasting, radio, business, and some of the behind the scenes stuff we don’t normally get into on the show. I really enjoyed meeting the guy, and not just because [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 348: On Dating, and Nipples Originally snapped at SomaCow.com In this hour, Mickey has a story that he never gets to, Ryan of the Sports Buzz now 1400 AM in Ft Walton Beach (they don’t have a website that I see? Mickey, get on that!) gives us a farewell ring, and we discussing the finer points of dating and headlights. It’s [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 347: The Old Grey Parks They Aint What They Used To Be Originally mudded at somacow.com In this, their 2nd hour, the guys talked about Mickey’s trip, man things, and an allegedness in regards to Mickey’s relationship status. My apologies for this not being Geoff, but he is with our good buddy evanzan, talking wiring of Studio G! That’s right, things are moving forward again. The a/c got replaced. The doors [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 346: Snakes and Shakes Originally shed at SomaCow.com In this episode of SomaCow, we discuss snake people, shakes of people’s hands, and steaks of non-people meat. There aren’t a lot of notes in this episode, Ross busted his butt to drive straight through from his vacation to get back here in time for the show and the coffee hadn’t hit yet, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 345: The Great Question Originally forced out at SomaCow.com In this episode, we discuss the 0.05K, which I am very excited about, opera, kung fu, lego, cake, GRIT, dolphin-unsafe tuna, and I pose what may be the single biggest question to ever tax our brains. You may wonder, “What topic, dear fat digital man, could possibly vex such powerhouse brains on [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 344: Cheats and Codes Originally drizzled at SomaCow.com In this episode, we covered the South Carolina governor’s cheating ways, our manly things, Canada Day, Independence Day, and porn on the iPhone. I feel awful… Our listener Glenn Webber took over writing show notes for me, and I just now got them in my email inbox. They are lengthy and thorough, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 343: Ignorant Originally Deeheed, shaMONed, and Dwongirled at SomaCow.com In this hour, we recant the Hollywood deaths of the dude with the glove, the dude with the jowls, and the chick with the boobs. So much to cover, I do not know where to begin. Farrah Fawcett’s Tushie Tumor gave way to Ed McMahon’s Extremely Elderly End gave way [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 342: Yes Yes Y’all Originally MCed at SomaCow.com In this, our finest hour, we talked about the lyrical gangstas, Tasty Kakes, and Small…. umm…. Packages. No, really! I am now well aware of the fact that J, Mickey, and I are quite white. Quite. That being said, we certainly want to pay respect to great black music. Who among us hasn’t felt [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 341: Damn Yankees Are Good People Orange Onally Posted at SomaCow.com In this, their middle hour, the guys talked about being men, eating meat, and meeting men. The guys talk about their manly things of the week in this hour, and the fact that listener, and friend, Chrispy was coming into town from the great North, to visit The Mouse. Geoff, Rowan, Mickey, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 340: My Baby Daddy Originally gifted at somacow.com You know, it’s Father’s Day and even though the guys don’t talk about being dads until hour 3, I’m taking over the blog today. The guys do talk about our ice skating trip, paper towels and toilet paper, pizza, buying things from door-to-door salespeople, twitter games, SomaCow t-shirts, Other Peoples’ Podcasts, and more [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 339: All I Want For Mickmas… Originally regifted at SomaCow.com. If you are reading this on some con Asian site blathering about pharmecuetacils, our work here is finished. In this, our finest hour, we discussed Bad shoes, Bacon lasagna Fail, and we hark the Harold Anal Gel regarding a holiday of such stupendous splendifferanimousacity, I just don’t have the words. It’s almost Mickmas, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 338: A Tiny One Originally victimized at SomaCow.com In this episode, we discuss beards, magicians, and ogling the fairer sex. The more I research it, the more it seems true - All magicians are con. David Blaine is a sessy eyed demon, forced to walk the Earth and perform silly card tricks and snort snakes and such for mortals, but even his [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 337: Shooting Originally posted at SomaCow.com In this episode, we discussed The Magic being drubbed, Ross’s bet with Felix of Prime Time Geek, the Holocaust Museum attack, and much, much more. I want to take a moment here to address a topic that irritates me. So I will. White Supremacy. My whole life, I have been bumping into people that carry [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 336: Scheduling Originally posted up (get it, another basketball reference but eerily appropriate!) at SomaCow.com OK, seriously, we’ve been putting out SomaCow shows on the Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule for eons. This means the blogs are written Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday night. So why do they keep playing the NBA finals games on blog writing night??? And Geoff is out in the garage Studio [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 335: Gotta Run Originally traveled at somacow.com In this hour, the guys talked about Geoff going crazy, the progress of Studio G, and chicks. Mickey did his life coaching on gardening. And the commercials are over, back to the bedroom to watch the Magic Game! -Jen Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 334: Vendonutta Originally dunked at SomaCow.com In this hour, we discussed the Injustice Perpetrated by Dunkin’ Donuts, the Magic’s chances of winning the NBA Finals, and the fact that the cake is a lie. A Google Search of “Dunkin Donuts Sucks” results in over 90,000 relevant hits, which just goes to show you that the internet is DEAD ACCURATE. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 333: As Funny As APPle Pie Originally laughed at at somacow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Adam and Eve. In this, their finest hour, the guys visited Apps, comedians, and comics. So as Geoff and I get further into our iPhones, we find cooler and cooler apps. Geoff got me this tranquil thingy where you move your finger [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 332: Mint Originally exchanged at SomaCow.com Brought to you in this hour by Spinward Fringe - Broadcast IV is now available for Mobipocket download, with hard copies soon to come. For some of the best space fiction you can find this side of Babylon V, go and enjoy Randolph LaLonde’s incredible series. I love it, Ross loves it, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 331: Schport Originally ham dunked at SomaCow SomaCow is brought to you in this hour by Adam and Eve Dot Com - Enjoy their massive selection, and type in promo code “moo” to receive 50% off on damn near anything, in addition to 3 free dvds and a special gift! It’s the right thing to do, and it [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 330: Dane of the Dead Originally interred at somacow.com SomaCow is brought to you by the lovely ladies (and we assume dudes) at Adam and Eve Dot Com. Hit them up with the promo code moo or follow this link to take 50% off most any item, receive three free dvds, and a special gift from Adam and Eve. In this hour, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 329: I Think I Have Glaucoma In My Eye Originally toked at somacow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by …  uh … wait………….. what? Even with some alleged short term memory loss, it was pretty easy to remember the first topic from this hour. Elross put it very plainly, in bold, WEED! Geoff believes that he is now for legalization of marijuana. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 328: Make It Shallow Originally squirted out at somacow.com SomaCow is brought to you in this hour by adamandeve.com - They have a wide variety of quality adult products, and we recommend them to you. Seriously. Go buy stuff, and type in the word “Moo” for a damned decent discount. In this hour, we discussed Da Rain, again, falling on our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 327: Ignition Originally posted at somacow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Adam and Eve (dot com). In this, their finest hour, the guys welcomed Drew Garabo into the studio. Drew is what talk radio is all about for a lot of us. Geoff and I would come home from work, make dinner, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 326: What Flavor Is That Originally posted at SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Kernel Encore. In this, their middle hour, the guys discussed food (hey, they had a guest 3rd hour, had to bump it up), manly things… and more food. Geoff’s been having to go out of town a lot for his work, which really [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 325: Spherical But Quite Pointy Originally posted on SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Adam and Eve. Check out their site by clicking on their name and you can get 50% off your item, 3 free DVDs and another surprise gift! In this hour, the guys talked about drinking, big heads, and sports! Yes, that’s what [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 324: The Champion Originally posted at SomaCow.com Brought to you by AdamandEve.com - Get down in the Garden with this link, and receive 50% off most any item, plus 3 free DVDs and a special gift from the fine folks at Adam and Eve. Thank them for supporting the show, and support the show by thanking them, sinner! In this, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 323: Looking for Shells Originally posted at SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by SeaDad. Take a moment, and reflect on all that he and soldiers, seamen, and such do to make our lives less explosive every day. In this hour, Mickey gave us some Gulf War Stories, we talked for a few [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 322: The Dom, The Con, AdamandEve.com Originally posted at SomaCow.com SomaCow Media is brought to you by  NSFW Adamand Eve.com NSFW - Order using offer code “Moo” to receive 50% off most any item, plus get 3 free DVDs and a special gift from the fine folks at Adam and Eve. In this hour, we discussed the passing of the enormous and lispy [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 321: Caveat Fatty Originally posted at SomaCow.com In this hour, brought to you by HealingRoni Pizza Delivery, I came to a startling realization. I had just kicked a key member of my show off, and it wasn’t J! I was struck with the situation, namely, I had just sent Ross packing, he was already out the door, and I knew I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 320: Con Versation SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Dr. Phil, Stuart Smalley, and any other blowhard that can heal the rift. In this hour we discussed: Mickey at the Wolverine Premiere - Thanks again to Bad Apple Comics and Felix of PrimeTimeGeek.com - Mickey says he had a great time, but [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 319: Bang And Whimper Originally posted at SomaCow.com in Mega-Uber 3d Imaginavision, is proudly presented by SomaCow Media, brought to you this week by HowStuffWorks.com where they tell you How Stuff Works. The end of the world is always an interesting subject.  It is an event so unimaginable, that people will spend countless hours discussing how they would deal with [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 318: Give Me Some More Of That Hooch Originally posted at SomaCow.com Brought to you by The Willow Tree where you can see Gary of JPP and talk to him about beer! Well this was it! That’s rigtht, the beer challenge we’ve been talking about on the forum! Gary and Ross “made” beer. I say that because, well, you’ll see. But anyway, there aren’t many notes [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 317: Three Point One Four etc. Originally posted at SomaCow.com Brought to you by the Great American Pie Festival of 2009 (2009). We went, and it was pie! In this hour, we discussed failing Inspection, Diet and Anger, The Pie Fest, and we thank you guys for downloading the show - I sincerely appreciate it! So, we hit the Great American Pie Festival, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 316: Fine Slew SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by VOTING FOR SOMACOW. If you listen to this show, and you like it, please vote for us. Thanks! In this hour, we discussed Mythbusters, Gay Marriage, Obama’s gift giving, Apple Viruses, and Mickey’s plan to beat Ashton Kootch to 2 million followers [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 315: Animandate SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by spb designs photography. Take a moment to immerse yourself in some of his pictures. His style is innovative and atypical, and wholly neat. In this hour, we discussed shopping with another man, Technicolor, and some guy who lives in Orlando and wears [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 314: Mish Mosh, Pish What? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Mariano, and her stiletto pen. Wait, no one uses pen anymore. Her stiletto Word Application Software, or Java Open Office Tool, or Proprietary Paper Press, or whatever. SomaCow is happily burping along into our third year of podcasting, and SuperProducer-On-Standby Jen was [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 313: Wizened Himer SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PrimetimeGeek.com - Felix is purported to have sped across the convention center, nabbing interviews and swag aplenty of the recent Orlando FX con, so, all you connie types, Con Up. In this hour, we celebrated two years of phenomenal, swollen, and delicious [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 312: Betty vs Veronica SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Cracker Barrel. In this, their finest hour, they discussed food wait, what? they didn’t really discuss food all that much? hmmm. OK, well they DID discuss what they did manly this week, comics, and condoms. J was a smartass…to a woman! You all might not know [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 311: Domo Arrrrrigato Me Sessy Roboto SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Atomic Sock Monkey Press who agree that “Monkeys are funny”. If ye think times be tough in th’ United States, ye ortin’ ta consider what has happened in Somalia o’er th’ past 9 decades. We at SomaCow Media do nay [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 310: Fat Girls Are The Huggiest SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by  ComaSow. The boys of SomaCow might think that there is no new music out there, but we at ComaSow know that is not true! See for yourself. I do agree with them that not much new is coming out though. So many bands sound like [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 309: Calf Call SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by green beans. They are delicious. In this hour, I rant a rave about a sickening television trend on TLC, we review GlutenFree Books, and we unveil a brilliant idea for a new Theme Park. I really cannot say enough negative about parents who [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 308: Listener Invasion SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Willoughby Mariano, our one-stop shop for all information related to Orlando Homicide. In this hour, we received mad fat loot from Iceman2469, a first person review of the new Yankee Stadium from ChrisP of Chrispforpresident.com, and a call in special analysis of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 307: sTragedy SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by somacow.net - Check out the new studio as we build it, day by day, brick by brick, and refrigerator by refrigerator. In this hour, we discussed the shooting in New York, ways to defeat the bad guy in a hostage situation, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 306: Who Is That In the Host Chair? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by our ustream chat where you can join the fun every Friday night from 7-10 PM Eastern. In this, our finest hour, the guys talk about how they are all working too much. I will agree with this! Between the sites needing work, cities down [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 305: Nestled Credit Crunch SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Suze Orman. Seriously, I think Mickey has been co-seminaring with her or something, ’cause his life coaching is downright paraphrased Suzie all day. A lot of you have been sending me emails regarding Mickey’s position with the show. I want to clarify [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 304: What Else Should We Be? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by twitter.com/comasowjen. She does a lot around here, and only gets credit for the mistakes and mishaps. We apologize for that. In this hour, we take time out to apologize to our listeners, each other, society at large, puppies great and small, heteros, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 303: Pointed SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the SomaCow Forums - For a complete list of pointable indulgences, check it out, and say hi to some of the Greatest Internet Radio Listeners, Ever. In this hour, we begin discussion of the leaderboard, Mickey tells us about his sweaty nights [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 302: Are We Men? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the Orlando Sentinel homicide section. Our middle hour this week included various newspaper discussions, magazine discussions, and manly man discussions. The guys, and all of us live listeners (and now you), were graced this hour by a call-in from Willoughby Mariano from the Orlando Sentinel. Willoughby [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 301: B4D SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Crispy and Toasty Show. Normally, we here on the ‘Cow are happy to do what we are best at, namely, being big, fat, great radio hosts. But we spent some time this hour being big, fat, great investigators, and uncovered a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 300: Episode 300 SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by some overweight girls within celebratory headdresses. In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about it being episode 300! It was a time to party, a time to reminisce, and a time to look forward. Geoff asked me to pick up a couple of balloons for [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 299: Coleslaw Crisis SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Yummy Coffee. Good friend of the show Chris sent us a taster pack of some Boresha Coffee, and Mickey and I downed a solid 16 oz.er before we took to the airwaves. It was energizing, and made our brains go into [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 298: iSpeak English SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. It’s a new podcast and Tom and Dan are a very cohesive pair. Check out their first show! In this, their first hour, they discuss speed, how to be less aggressive, and the French. Manly men indeed! Oh, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 297: Fanatical SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Casey’s of Downtown Orlando - Join Mickey, J, Elross, and thousands of potential partiers as they celebrate the aging of listeners, the completion of 300 episodes, the taste of popcorn, the sweetness of booze, and the gnarled temper of Jeff Howell’s [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 296: Prepare For The SomaCowlypse SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Jenga (you’ll see why). In this episode, the guys talk about the apocalypse, the economy, and beer. God I love the range! So leave it to SomaCow to bring up the doom and gloom again. Maybe they just want us all to really be prepared when [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 295: Feedbackbiting SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Chris P For President. It’s the straight up biscuits, served by a man we love and… umm… know. In this episode, I go over some of the feedback to Faux Pas 2009 (2009), we talk about eating alone, and the importance of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 294: KawLiga SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Bojangles. They has a biscuit, we reckon. SomaCow comes outta Florida, it’ll make you think and feel. But no one seems to understand this show: so once again, here’s the deal. See Geoff was a stout boy, known for gnawin’ on vittles like they wasn’t hot. And Mickey [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 293: Wait, where is our producer? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Icabod’s. If you have to be out of town, in a horrible grey haired city for work, at least you can be lucky enough to have an Icabod’s. Just check out the “wicked” menu!!! In this 2nd hour, the guys realize that Ross isn’t here! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 292: An Unfortunate Series of Eatvents SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Bern’s Steakhouse - For all your special family memories, it’s the best steakhouse in the lower 48 for Champagne Room Confessions! (picture from RavishingBeasts.com) In this hour, I talk at great length about my misadventures at my Wife’s Sister’s birthday dinner. Once you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 291: A Separate Peace SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the ant-iPhone, the Blackholeberry, and any other product that stymies the constant flow of infotraction. What is infotraction? It’s the steady encroachment of technology on our lives, the ever present march of emails and faxes and phone calls and tweets and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 290: Ought to Be Brought to You By SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by no one. Really. Nobody likes us. Everybody hates us. We, if offered enough cheese sauce and maybe some bacon wrapping, would probably eat worms. So, it’s time. We’re taking the show towards profit. Sponsorships, all that jazz. We were looking at building [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 289: Twarnival SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Drew Show. Check ‘em out! They invented the word Twarnival, for crying out loud! In this hour we discussed Orlando’s Tweetup, which was a pretty good initial effort, with 100+ attendees crammed into a bar, laughing, talking, and desperately seeking drinks. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 288: Damnit, I Lost R2 SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by ComaSow! If you want to hear some tracks off the new MC Lars album, they can hook you up. Well, we. It’s all part of what gets done here by myself, Mickey, Jennifer, J, Ross, Felix, Gary, CR, Brian, and Nova. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 287: Vulgar Jorts SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Orlando Ichiban - If you want to taste some Succulent Tunas and Juicy Meats, swing on by here in Sunny Downtown Orlando for some of the better sushi available. Tell them SomaCow sent you, and they may blink expectantly before repeating [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 286: Retweeted SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Etan on Tech. In a rapidly dissolving world of “Old Media” he is staying relevant and engaging his audience every day, and we salute him for that. If you are local, come meet Etan (and us, and a bunch of neat twitterfolk) [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 285: Tweet and Tour SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ross’s incredible Twitter Sushi Water Bonanza. We had a lot of fun, and pics are here of the ‘igans. Share and Enjoy! In this hour, we discussed The Chris Factor, a strange phenomenon we’ve noticed here on the ‘Cow, namely, all of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 284: Love Cleavage SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow.  This week it is brought to you by A ShunShine Day. In this episode we discussed how much we all love the Brady Bunch.  It was a heart warming show that provided hope for the many people that suffered from shattered lives due to deaths of moms, dads, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 283: Mixed Nuts SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Underground Comedy Movie (Quite literally the worst movie I have ever laid eyes on). Just terrible. So very awful. Amazingly unsophomorically bad bad. I am being literal when I saw that the movie caused brain swelling, shame face, and a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 282: Podcasting Is Dead SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Twitter because it’s something we talked about which is linkable! It’s been a good run.  282 episodes of self aggrandizing pattings of our own backs.  I’m just as surprised as you are.  I just bought a brand new set of headphones.  I had to go [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 281: Sharing Time SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Capp’s “Your Neighborhood Barber” Shop. In this, their earliest hour, the guys discuss Mickey’s contagions, hair growth and de-growth, and being positive (not in the ‘we tested positive thanks to Mickey’ sense). Last week SomaCow focused on Mickey and his sickness. This week was no different. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 280: Six Rings and a Plague SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow. The SuperBowl is over and the Pittsburgh Steelers have made history.  They are the first NFL team to accumulate six SuperBowl Rings. I am from the Pittsburgh area, and steel was what I grew up knowing.  For show and tell, my dad sent me to school with chunks of iron [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 279: Burn the Bunny SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Operation Clean Sweep. We will be setting fire to everything old and outdated in our studio this weekend, so if you want something, let us know now. In this hour, we chat up some Really Big Oblong Pigskin Bets that Ross may [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 278: Nothing Like Sharing Some Germs SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Tylenol in all its forms. In this, our middle hour, we discussed the germs that Mickey brought into the studio. Now we can’t blame him for sure on our current situation (read 3 people hopped up on Tylenol and Nyquil alternating between hot [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 277: Augered SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by delicious Velvet Duck. It sure is good. In this hour, we discussed our respective takes on the inauguration (it’s mostly painless, I promise), Just what was Peter Frampton doing to his guitar back then, America finally getting on the stem cell bandwagon, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 276: Vegas, Schmegas SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Randy LaLonde and Spinward Fringe. In this episode the guys talk about Vegas… a lot… like the whole episode. Except when they talk about Geoff’s poop or other things scattered about… Not that Geoff’s poop is scattered about, in fact he was stopped up… Although it is scattered [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 275: Bohtrahd, revisited SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Fishy. Today was a huge day. Just got done watching DVRed history, as Mr. President-Elect Obama became the 44th dude to wear the incredibly tight pants of the Presidency. Was some great oratory, and I highly recommend you check it out if [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 274: We Have Shows SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by SomaCow.net. Normally I would take this time to tell you about the topics the guys talked about but they are sort of varied this episode, everything from food (congratulations to our listeners who are actually losing weight in the 1000 pound challenge and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 273: Jumpin’J’s Hoes is Phat SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by one of Felix’s irate students (I think). That’s probably not true, but what the hell, there it is. We round out our third and final hour with Felix of Prime Time Geek with a bit of J. A whole lot of J. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 272: Old McGeoffy Had a Farm SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Geoff’s desk calendar which is pwning him! In this hour, the guys talked about living on a farm, education, and existentialism? Oh, only briefly… Felix from Prime Time Geek stuck around this hour to chat more with the SC boys. Geoff started out the hour talking [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 271: Felix the Catalyst Episode opens with a dedication to one of our listeners. Dominic, aka Beaufort Boy, lost his father this week after a three year battle against cancer. We send our sympathies and empathies to his family, and hope you will wish well upon them. Beaufort Boy is a hell of a guy, and can often be [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 270: Teaching ‘em Young SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by ComaSow back and better than ever! In this, their finest hour, the guys talked about mash-ups, kids’ books, and food (surprise surprise!) So Geoff doesn’t like mash-ups. I have to agree with him, kind of. I guess I semi-agree with him? I remember some of the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 269: But Dad, I’m Jesus Christ SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Bill Cosby Himself.  If you have never seen this video, go buy it. For some, it is hard to believe in Jesus.  Let’s face it, the things he did in the stories are not things that humans can do. But that’s kind of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 268: We Twa Hay Rin Aboot the Braes SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Justin Wilson and his delicious Cajun Style! In this hour, we discussed our respective New Year’s (mine - lame, but nice. J and Mickey’s? Sexy Party). It’s a good hour, and Elross actually finds a way to solve all the problems in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 267: It’s 2009! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by SomaCow.net When reviewing the notes from this episode, I was greeted with the following notes: “Mickey wants to bang Oprah, Geoff’s sack and the shaving thereof, Jen calls…again…” Wow, I don’t know that there is that much more I can say about those that listening yourself [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 266: News Noose SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by our new show, Prime Time Geek - Plug in, and be enlightertained! So, in this hour, we decided to put right a great wrong, namely, underappreciation of our Producer, Ross. The guy goes through so much to get our show out each [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 265: Presents SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by crushing Christmas Debt. In this hour, we basically relaxed, and gave each other gifts. J will never guess what the Chinese character was. Canoe? So, Ross suffered a terrible Christmas Mishap, J suffered a terrible Christmas Blarg, and Mickey suffered a terrible Christmas… naked [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 264: The Day After SomaCow Media Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Peter Billingsley. I do not mind working on holidays.  I really don’t.  And I do not want to abuse this space to bitch about my bosses.  I joined teh SomaCow project because I believe in the project. But let’s face it, while the gang is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 263: Oh Holy Shirt… Er… Night SomaCow Media is proud to present… SomaCow! T’was the night before Christmas, and the whole damned show Was feeling a bit hostile. Why? I dunno. It could be the fact that J and Ross just cannot, Show up in our studio on time, and un-pot. Ted. Perhaps the malaise comes from Mickey or I’s Inability to stop with “We quit Smoking!” lies. Or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 262: A Moment of Silence ‘Always put the other person first and treat them the way you want to be treated.’ That’s my dad! He passed away this week at the age of 61. He was a great man (you can read about him here) and I will miss him horribly! Check out that photo! That old phone…that was back in 1977. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 261: The Gift of the Sausagi SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Dutch. Regardless of what Austin Powers’s father said, they have their…uses. We here at the ‘Cow love our listeners. All six of them go out of their way in their own special ways to make us feel appreciated, nourish our spirits, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 260: Knock Knock SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by The Drew Show, The Redboy Podcast, The Sports Buzz, and Nobody Likes Onions. Geoff doesn’t feel like writing the blog tonight and I don’t blame him. After all, after about 30 minutes of him being at work he got a frantic call from [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 259: It’s Me! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by ComaSow which will hopefully be resurrected soon! Yes, J, sorry, but it’s me. No witty Geoff here, but somone has to write the blog and since you aren’t, I am. Speaking of J, it seems like Brian (tits mcgee) from Just Push Play is the new [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 258: BaCon? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Roseland Ready to Eat Bacon. It’s the Bacon of Choice, when you absolutely, positively cannot stand around waiting for Bacon. We spent quite a bit of this hour discussing the deliciousness of Bacon. I am okay with that. It needed to be [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 257: In House SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Prime Time Geek, coming soon to SomaCow Media, Inc! We welcome them…him…to our network. In this hour we talked about returning items, gas prices, and Christmas presents. Geoff took back a monitor that suddenly just quit on us. Epic fail. What was great [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 256: TCTHINLD,BRAWFNWTSOTL SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by PlentyofFish.com - When s*&% goes south, they’re there to help you find Mr. or Ms. Right for Right Now with a quickness! So, I was rebuffed in my efforts to welcome a new show here to the network, as it seems [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 255: The Liverlilied Nutbear Man SomaCow Media has no idea what the hell they were talking about in this hour. Mickey watched a show, J sang a carol, I pissed and moaned a whole lot about jazz. I think we were using drugs. Or celebrating saltless coffee. So, I went shopping at Aldi. W E I R D. I will discuss [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 254: It’s Beginning To Look… SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Moose. Geoff had such a crush on her. I did love YCDTOT. You know what else I loved? Electric Company and it’s coming back later this month! Yep, PBS is having a new Electric Company. I wonder if they’ll have a new [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 253: Leftovers SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Maalox, Mylanta, Pepto Bismal, Tagament HB, Zantec, Immodium AD, and anything else that will put right what once went wrong. In this hour, we discussed our respective Thanksgiving Aftermaths, Tall People, Aldi? (WTF is an Aldi?), and the Terrible Tantrum of Mumbai. Hopefully [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 252: Kickstart My Heart SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Pepto Bismol. Seriously, whose idea was it to have SomaCow’s finest hour go up on Fridays? That means that the blog has to be written on Thursday which means it has to be written every Thanksgiving night which means that Geoff is full and sleepy, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 251: Thanks, Given. SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Mom’s cooking, Grandma’s Potato Salad, J’s Martinis, and The Redboy Podcast. I know, weird, right? In this hour, we gave thanks, mocked Twilight, and chatted up a good friend of the show, even if he is a Ginger. I would prattle on here [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 250: A Safe Place SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Professor Mixavier’s School for incredible violent child-like superweapons. If you need a kid capable of delivering 47 deathbows per second, he’s your guy! In this hour, we discussed the shocking truth about “A Safe Place” laws, as well as some in house [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 249: SomaCow SuperCade! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Kangaroo - Only by beating monkeys senselessly and avoiding giant apes while slamming down various fruits and ringing bells can we save our children. Oh, Joey! In this hour, I could swear we had topics, but they withered all when somebody played [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 248: SynSowSay? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Def Leppard’s Drummer. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do things one handed? You might laugh and think, ‘Jen I only need one hand for that‘ and to that I say… sometimes you have to switch hands! Cramping! One day Geoff asked [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 247: Your Men, Friday SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ross no, screw Ross,  he got his hour last week. This hour is brought to you by NASA. Since he apparently is the nexus point of the whole damned show, it’s fitting that he feature prominently, I suppose. In this hour, we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 246: Rock For Hunger SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Rock for Hunger - It’s a great cause, a great concert, and we hope you will avail yourselves of it. In this hour, we discussed charity, kung fu, and the Chinee Zodiac. Listen, enjoy, and I will have some information on how [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 245: Ross Did It SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this hour by Twitter. Figured we’d give them this hour since they didn’t have @elross keeping them pumping. Yeah, so Elross hosted this hour! He had his list together as he and Geoff switched places. He had his notes on what he wanted to talk about. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 244: Bloodhound, Barack, and Boobs SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by BloodHoundGang.Com - They’re bonzer, and we’re thrilled to be able to bring you a taste of their music here on the ‘Cow - So, in this hour, we recapped a bit of the election (we promise not to bore - lord knows [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 243: Who’s Got Talent? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by insert your show name here. In this, their finest hour, the boys put out the call, talked about quitting smoking, and did some impersonations. Fine, indeed! So SomaCow is ready to expand. No, not our bellies, but our catalog of shows! Right now we have, of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 242: One Way, or Another SomaCow Media is proud (bereft of hope) to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Popeye’s (Gander Mountain). In this, our finest (worst) hour, we celebrate (decry) the election, welcoming (damning) the President-Elect and looking forward to (dreading with several considerations involving sucking a tailpipe, or perhaps some sleeping pills) the next four years. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 241: And A Side of Bacon SomaCow Media Inc. is proud to present SomaCow.  This week brought to you by any other moving company besides Apartment Movers. (There will be a picture later.  I am having network issues at the facility and if it wasn’t for that horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.) —Okay… fixed the network, fixed the A/C, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 240: It’s Spooooooky SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by The Rich Wierdos doing Rocky Horror. Have you ever seen it live? Does it make it better or can it stand alone? Believe it or not, I’ve never even seen the movie. I always said I’d wait to see it with the whole performance [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 239: Sie sagen, es ist Ihr Geburtstag SomaCow Media Inc. is proud to present SomaCow.  This episode is brought to you, once again, by Hide Tide Harry’s All You Can Eat (which isn’t that much for J) Crab. Today marks a turning point in our show.  For starters, we need to step up security. The host has been infiltrated by OPEC (allegedly) Operatives trying [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 238: The OPECalypse SomaCow Media Inc. is (proud?) to present SomaCow.  This hour is brought to you by piled up disasters. A little back story.  A few months ago, my best friend was in the hospital.  He wasn’t sick.  He was (physically) doing fine.  He was there for the birth of my goddaughter.  Actually he was at the birthing [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 237: We Won! SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by High Tide Harry’s.  Join us tomorrow evening for The Crabacalypse. For most people, the chance to throw your hands up in the air and declare, “I WON!” is a rare thing.  To be completely adn utterly basked in victory, is such an awesome feeling.  [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 236: And Everything After… SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by High Tide Harry’s - If you love the show; if you love us; if you love crab; if you just generally are bored this coming Saturday Night, join us at 5:30 for the 2nd Annual “We Ate the Whole Thinganza”! - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 235: Rest In Peace Tyson Born in Danville, Virginia. Raised in Florida. Educated here and abroad in Germany. Few people lived as passionately, and went about their daily activities with as much zeal, as Tyson. He was friendly to people, always giving the benefit of the doubt to strangers and new friends. He took to electronics from an early age, taking apart anything with screws [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 234: We Can’t Rewind We’ve Gone Too Far SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the Drew Show. Yep, this hour (our finest), we had Orlando’s own Drew Garabo in the studios. Drew used to host talk shows on terrestrial radio here in Orlando and for many of us, was a staple every night from 7 to 11. Drew has [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 233: Sleep Depraved SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Cracker Barrel. They have biscuits. “Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits!”  That was the last thing we heard as Geoff drifted off in to sleepy dream time… finally. For awhile now, Geoff has been a walking zmobie.  Half awake, half asleep.  Everything hazy and watery.  Everything slightly out of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 232: Siriusly, Let’s Do This SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by the Ripoff Report: By Consumers, For Consumers Hi everyone, It’s Jen! Geoff is helping out Ryan with The Sports Buzz doing some producing so I’m helping with the blog while Kali helps watch the baby. Phew! This week the guys discussed the current economic state, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 231: Post A Pock A Lips SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Shoot Straight Gun and Knife and Pawn and Tast-E-Freeze. They need your business, because these cannot come off a single bullet to test fire, nor repair a gun, apparently. I hate when small local business act all small and locally. In this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 230: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang SomaCow Media Networks is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by The Southern Classic Gun and Knife Show. Normally,  this space is used to describe what went on during the show to which you are about to listen.  Let me give you a brief rundown, we discuss sickness, the coming apocalypse, J’s meat, J’s meat [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 229: Disarmed Bandit SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by Vote For Change. Did you register? It has to be done by today! (at least here in Florida) After the debates this past week, how could the guys not talk about voting! We learned that J is pretty apathetic and Ross is completely [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 228: A Reading Rainbow of TMI SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Randy LaLonde and all the Wondah of his many Writings. You want some good stuff, ebook style? Go get these! In this hour, we discussed Jason Statham (Hot), Books and the Way We Read, Late Night ESPN, and how Texas Hold ‘Em has [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 227: Foul Wind omaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by our myspace page! Never updated, and rarely checked, it’s the best way to get in touch with us this side of walking outside of your house and shouting, “SomaCow!” Neighbors done looking at you yet? Good. In this, our… um… Hour, we discussed a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 226: Ode to Booze SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by O’boys and Curtis Earth Trivia. Two great tastes! Ross came in a little late this week but all he missed in the notes was some talk about him…being late… But we don’t blame him too much, after all the night before was his birthday [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 225: Chickety China, the Chinese MilARGHGAGARGH SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by La Leche League. Feed your babies untainted milk! In this episode the guys talk about beefs, small packages, and porn! You know, having a baby sure does change your life. And I’m not talking about the physical act of birthing the baby, I mean just having [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 224: Classic SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, the Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever!  Brought to you this week by Classic Rock Magazine. “Classic Rock” is a phrase that should conjure up pictures of post Pepper Beatles, pre-Kilmer Doors, and Pink Floyd.  Outside of the hippie movement, outside of the Discotheques, there were heavy guitar riffs, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 223: Fidouchery SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The National Debt. Get some! In this hour, Mickey, J and I eschew our standard fare and discuss some financial news YOU need to hear, Icees vs. Slurpees, and Gilligan’s Island. Random, aren’t we? Shut up and tune in, it’ll all make [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 222: That’s A Lot of Twos! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Draft Gore because it ends up our conservative little Mickey wants Gore for president in ‘08. It’s true! It’s been at least a week since I picked on Ross, right? OK, let me explain, if I haven’t before, what Ross is to do as one of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 221: Pokin’ at Ya, Pokin’ at Ya SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Tuck’s Medicated Pads. Number one amongst the newly initiated, every pro-bono rape kit should have some! In this hour, we discussed a horrific story out of Middle American Extracurricular Sporting Entertainment, Discontinued products that MSN demands Americans demand back, and our own [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 220: All Wet SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Sports Buzz. You can catch them live every Sunday from 6-8 PM. In this hour we took a break from having Hurricanes here in Florida to point and laugh at the people of Ike-besotten Texas, we discussed the use of red-light [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 219: Movin’ On Out SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Say… Anything. The best all chick show on the network! So Mickey is looking to move. In this market, should he take the plunge and buy? Or keep on renting? I mean renting at least you wouldn’t have to climb on the roof, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 218: Stroking With Oprah SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow.  This episode is brought to you by a woman with a very skewed view. Oprah is not interviewing anyone on the politics scene.  Oprah is like Heman when it comes to swaying the masses, so she decided to sit this one out. We talked about Masons.  They believe in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 217: Hot Butt On Issues SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Tru-Glass Home Repair Services. When your sliding glass door is shattered by an angry topic, you can always count on Tru-Glass to see you through. In this hour, we discussed Hurricanes, Tree-Trimming, Sarah Palin, Michael Moore, and the Death of That Voiceover [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 216: Ode d’ Randall SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by the Seminole County Cour Due to a pending gag order, we can’t talk about Mickey’s court case. We can only hope that Ross is back with us next week to help us out… although that would mean making sure we have his chocolate [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 215: Kids These Days… SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Reset XC. He’s new, On You Tube, and ever since he cut his hair, I have hope once more for the next generation! In this hour, we valiantly try to solve all the world’s ailments by discussing football season, which lasts for all [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 214: Mmm… Sashes SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by MoveOn.org where you can get free stuff! In this hour, we discussed politics… Which puts me in a bad mood, so I will sing a song to try and get happy once more. Douchebags from Detroit with axes to grind; Slightly hot milfs with right-leaning [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 213: Gayest Show on Earth SomaCow Media is proud(?) to present… ThomaCow! Brought to you this week by PFLAG. So in this episode Mickey talks about his experience eating at a gay bar. He went to Hamburger Mary’s, a new burger establishment/bar in Orlando and gave it rave reviews for scenery (and food)! He says he didn’t realize it was a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 212: I Can’t Take It Anymore SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Say… Anything (which is the most awesome show that you should go check out now!) So this week I was asked, “What does Ross do exactly? Cause it looks like he is just on twitter the whole show?” And, being the supportive friend that I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 211: Fay Victis! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Bounty Paper Towels! For all your sopping needs, the quicker picker upper will get your water beefalopes tumble-dry in NO time! Whatever. In this hour, we whet our appetites with a tale of three men, hunkered and blown by the vicious Tropicane [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 210: Madness? SomaCow Media is proud to present Somacow, brought to you this week by Madhouse Radio and Randolph Lalonde. Here on SomaCow we often do things tongue-in-cheek. We’d like to take a moment to be a little more serious, and recognize two guys this week. First, Carlito from Madhouse Radio stopped in this episode. After listening to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 209: Sad Palm Trees SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Drew Show. Tune in every week - It’s funny, and it’s podcasting worth listening to. (Is that Drew’s actual copy? He ended his sentence in a preposition? For SHAMERS, Drew!) While I pen… well… keyboard this entry, my very life is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 208: Oh Limp Ick Image via Wikipedia SomaCow Media presents SomaCow brought to you this week by the Olympics. Trampoline is an Olympic Sport now? Here in the SomaCow studios, our new Martini Room TV showed us that yes, it is. What? I have a Pagoda? BRB Murp Beep Hi! I am your bot. KoL has eaten Geoff’s soul Blurp. Fat Olympics are [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 207: Morp SomaCow Media is proud to present Morp Zeemt SomaCow brought to you this week by Ribbledoo Whack. This week we talked about J Zima Ahchoo Blurb. J talked about J Vorp Wagglewaggle We love J Whirrrrrrrrrrrrr And this music was Spiddlepunked: Butthole Surfers - You Don’t Know Me Butthole Surfers - Who was in My Room Last Night? Related articles by Zemanta Jennifer [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 206: M, I, C SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by muchedumbre.com. I was told every time a user creates a free account and posts there, a Mickey gets his due dew. Right off the bat, as promised, I just wanted to provide the link to “Office Space” as a drama: http://www.thetrailermash.com/office-space-drama/ Sorry, still cracks [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 205: WTF is WTF? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by Redboy Podcast. Hi everyone! It’s me, Jen. I’m filling in for Geoff while he nurses the baby, er, I mean, sleeps… Do you miss me? You know, you can always come chat with me while I listen to SomaCow on Ustream, and also of course for [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 204: So Who Was On The Phone? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by a big steamy bowl of who cares. In this hour, we complained about wikipedia, podcasters, J, luauers (people that luau), Shia the Beefs, harmonicas, Charlie Chaplin, and the Death of Chivalry. We were going to discuss great comedy partners, but, apparently, “Simpsons [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 203: MaJick Kingdom SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Kingdom of Loathing, log in, create an account, and get on top of the best thing on the internet three years ago… Seriously, it’s a hootNANNY! In brief, I’ll attempt to explain. We at SomaCow worry about people that play the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 202: Of Birds, Bees, and T-Cells Somacow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by J. He really doesn’t get enough credit for all the nothing he does around here, people! Sit down for a moment, and let’s talk. There comes a time in every young listener’s life when they begin to notice other listeners. But for the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 201: The Incident SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Poison Control. I am disgusted, just thinking about it. Go ahead and listen, and ask yourself… Just who IS this Ross guy? Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 200: Refired SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Keila’s Glassworks, located here in sunny Orlando. Check out their awesome demo video, and get to blowin’! In this, our 200th episode, we wrapped up our Trivia competition with Curtis Earth, we discussed our visit to Keila’s incredible studio, and we discussed [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 199: Sorry, Sir, but the Monkey has Spoken. SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by EarthTrivia.com - Check ‘em out! In this episode we reviewed some listener mail, discussed my love for Taco Salad at Tijuana Flats, and had in Curtis Earth for some innerviewin’ and trivianatin’! We get a lot of listener mail, from diet advice to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 198: Blow Job SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Hyper Nonsense the Podcast. If you have had quite enough east coast flavor, you can’t go wrong tuning in to these guys out on the west siiide! In this hour, I am giddy with anticipation, Mickey tells us all The Grating Story [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 197: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ma Bell. For all your “Timmy down the well” style communication, you really cannot get better than Em Bar Que. In this hour, we discussed my struggle to stay home while the best damn movies get released, we take a call from [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 196: Saigonites SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Too Beaucoup Massage Palrol - Check ‘em out for all your rubby nubbies. In this episode, we discussed the show’s new mindset, which is two-pronged! We will change the world, one drop at a time against the wall of ignorance, and we will fight [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 195: One Drop SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by us. We do a show here. We love the show. Many times, the show is about us, or the news, or our families, or food. Mostly, the show is about food. But, in this hour, it was a different feel, altogether. There was a sense of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 194: Say Wha SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by English-Zone.com where Producer Ross is being sent! Yeah, so here I am, trying to help out Geoff as he is working late. So I pull out the green book with the notes… How the hell am I supposed to write a blog when the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 193: Shorn SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by 2broadscast.com. Show them some love, and help them defeat the evil copyright infringers over at 2broadscasting.com - Hoors! In this hour, we discussed How I Fail, How the Simpsons Fail, How Obama will now Fail, and how Our Sales Staff is a Very Big [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 192: Carr to Alms SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Chef Scott. The man makes some incredible meat, and we thank him for his call in from the Gun and Knife and Nose Fireball Show. In this hour, we discussed our various misspent youths (what is a yout?), the need to have bullets and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 191: GTFO SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Randolph’s Blog - Anybody that takes the time to say such nice (J: “And true!) things about our show gets a link. Thanks, Randolph. In this hour, I whine a bunch about my mom, and my parenting, and Mickey and TCTHID went [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 190: Oooh! Ahhhh! SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by nobodylikesonions.com - They’re neat, they’ve been doing it for a while, and we like them. Have a listen, why don’t you? In this hour, we discussed our respective Independence Day festivities, we remembered our listeners abroad, and the first time we ever [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 189: Dancing Queen SomaCow Media Network is proud to present Somacow, brought to you today by Semoran Skateway. If you’re ever in the Orlando area, it’s the only place left, really, for you to throw down and trip the lights on a fat four wheeled skate session. In this hour, we talked about Mickey’s 35th birthday party, which The [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 188: You Know You’re a Redneck, Floridian, Idiot, LARPer, Racist, Bumaphobe If… SomaCow Media Network is proud to present Somacow, brought to you today by Rock For Hunger. *WAVE* Hi everyone! It’s me, producer Jen, and I’m at home one-handed typing…my other options are some desperate housewife bitches of NYC or some “Who’s my baby’s daddy this time” show or Court Shows although I love Judge Mlian… The guys [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 187: We Murder Science SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Mr. Wizard’s Lifeless, Zombeified Corpse. Now we know why that old coot was always trying to strengthen our brains - For Him To SNACK ON! In this hour, we discussed my day trip to a nucular power facility, we reminisce on each of our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 186: Deracistfied SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by Semoran Skateway. Well, Geoff is off at sensitivity training learning not to call black people ‘monkeys’, or Asians ‘Alien slanteyes’.  Hopefully. And while he’s off learning to not call people “durka durkas” vs “woo woos”, I’m here at home watching Anthony Bourdain. See, I know that [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 185: Of Pandas, Emu Legs, and Mickmas SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Kung Fu Panda. Kick, Punch… It’s all in the mind. Listen to me, folks, and listen good. We talked about a range of subjects in this hour, including Mickey’s birthday, turkey legs and sundry street food, and the need for Mike Myers [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 184: Cover Your Mouth SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Halls. Making mouths taste like a sparkly clean pine-solated toilet since the 1930’s - If you have tickle-throat, shove one of their sweet lozenges right in and suck your way to better radio! So, I am sick. I know it isn’t contagious, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 183: The War On Commission SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by War. WAARRRRR! These last three show blogs have blown, entirely because Ross refuses to write down notes for the g-d show. Okay, that isn’t fair, because it is also because J’s blogs have been good, and we’re trying to not overshadow them [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 182: Cutting the Cord SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Baby Place, care of Florida Hospital. Regardless of your feelings on hospitals or this hospital, they took great care of us…all 3 of us. In this hour Geoff finishes his story of our birth. There also is some regular SomaCow talk [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 181: Wanna Go-Onna Bohtrahd? SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Birthing Cottage of Winter Park. If you have a baby bomb you want to drop, there are far worse places you could choose to do so. Say hi to Alice if you stop by! In this hour, we talk about the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 180: Too Close for Comfort SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought top you by my inability to be by myself. I’m late. Yesterday was a great day, but it lent itself to forgetfulness. I (Mickey) have the weekend to myself and forgot about all my duties. The Chick left town, and I forgot to feed [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 179: Cheap Gas Here, Now SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Big Oil Companies who have agreed to bring the price of gas back down to a dollar a gallon by March of 2009. WARNING… what you are about to read is speculation and rumor. In the coming year, WaWa will spread across [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 178: My Dearest Nick, You Got PUNKd SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by ekg’s A Skewed View at MucheDumbre.com Before we begin… A big congratulations to Jen (The Hippy Wife) and Geoff (Your host of The Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever) on the birth of their child. All details are being withheld because [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 177: Kill Your Television SomaCow Media Network is proud to present SomaCow, brought top you by Scott Sigler’s Infected. NOTE: Live shows are moving to Saturday from 1-4PM Eastern. Please pardon the incongruity of this particular blog. I (Mickey) am filling in for Geoff who normally writes the show blogs. Geoff is busy at this very moment. He is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 176: The Mick and the Motorcycle SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Orlando Yamaha Kawasaki. Beats paying 75 dollars at the pump, yeah? In this hour we talked about Mickey’s recent purchases, including his bike, his guitar, and possibly his new tattoo. I am not really sure what is happening. Mickey says it’s a mid-life [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 175: Boom-De-Yada SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Backstage Billiards, the Premiere Place to shoot table balls in Orlando. Go, have fun, and tell ‘em you heard about it from SomaCow Media! We discussed Hillary’s Sad Swan Song, The Best Damn Commercial On TV Right Now, and The Impending Beef [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 174: We’re Gonna Get Ourselves Organized SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by A Space That Works. In this, our finest hour, we had a special guest in the studio, Suzanna from A Space That Works. With her we discuss how she got into this business, what stereotypes come out in people she’s helped, and how she can [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 173: Hate the Pumper, Not the Pump SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Secret Terrorists. Learn the secrets of who killed Kennedy! Thrill to the truth about Bill Clinton! Amaze your friends as you blame every single problem ever met by the world on... The Jesuits? WTF are the Jesuits, mom? We discussed what happens when you give kids the conch, the real reason gas prices are so damned high, and we lamented those hardest hit by the energy crisis. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 172: Podcasting from the Oblivion SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Firkin and Kegler of Orlando, Florida. I am not sure if I want to recommend them to you, but what the hell, you can click on their website and listen to some happy dope beats, sho’ nuff. In this hour, we celebrated [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 171: The Perfect FastBreak SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Wa Wa Coffee. Chrispy introduced me to this jitterjuice, and I have already snurfed down an entire bag of the Original Blend. Get some! In this hour, we discussed my plans for a New Exercise Regime, the contents of the Ideal Breakfast, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 170: Here! Have a SAD SomaCow Media, Inc, is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by StumbleUpon.Com - Look. They serve up the hits, yo. They’re like internet web page DJs, laying down phat tracks and serving up deep cuts. Skillet. In this hour, we discuss J’s Gambling Bonanza, Mickey’s Rapidly Approaching Mid-Life Crisis, and Biscuits and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 169: A Spooky Situation SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Spookhunters.com. Go and scare up some facts, hippies! In this hour, we discussed the New Politika and downfall of Ted Kennedy, we met Owen of Spookhunters and discussed his new project, and we chatted with Sophia on the subject of divination. It’s been [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 168: Douche Ex Machina SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Society to Exterminate Muscovy Ducks. If it isn’t an organization yet, it needs to be. In this, our finest hour, we began floating ideas for the FatManLympics, we helped a mother in need, and home defense. For those of you living [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 167: Did You Bring Enough For Everyone, Ma’am? SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Enfamil. If you want a baby with allergies, stomach cramps, constipation, ear infections, and a low IQ, you CANNOT go wrong with formula! In this hour, we discussed Home Birth vs. Hospital Death, Public Breastfeeding, and just what do you do [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 166: Mom, Meat, and the Magic SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by your mom. We love your mom, often. In this hour, we enjoyed a sweet poem to ex-producer-one-day-soon-mom Jen, Ross joined us on Mic while Mickey was away, and Subway hogged our meats. Hope you guys did something nice for your Moms this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 165: Dinner The Eater SomaCow Media, Inc, is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by SomaCow on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, and Pageflakes. Get up on us, yo! In this hour, we discussed Dinner AND a Show, the dispirited nature of cynicism (whatever), and we began our long, heralded path to the glory of the FatManLympics. Ah, eating, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 164: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Mickey SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by 2BroadsCast.com - If you have consumed all we have here, by all means, head over and grab North Carolina’s neatest new podcast! In this, our finest hour, we discuss a poonbonnet of great topics, including Hillary Clinton’s struggle to overcome… a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 163: No More Caffeine for Mickey SomaCow Media is technically presenting SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Earth Trivia. My sincerest apologies to Curtis and his team, as they will surely want to know what we said in this hour, and yet must slog through our show to get to the content. I pity them. because… In this hour, we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 162: See You Soon, Id. Id. SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Jen from Say… Anything Hi guys! So this was the first week without me, Jen, as the Producer. The guys decided that the pregnancy was making me a little too emotional and me crying in the talk back had proved too much [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 161: Endust SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Game Show Radio! Check out Ross and I and a guest to be named later when we take to the airwaves at 1190AM here in Orlando, laying waste to the triviascape and frightening Curtis Earth and his team. In this, our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 160: Four Eyes Are Better Than Your Mom SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Dr. Joseph Vo and his superior optometry skillz. You made an old, feeble, sweet smelling man feel safe, and for that, we salute you! In this, our finest hour, we discussed J’s new glasses (which you can check out in our [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 159: Jackass Junction SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Desert Inn Motel, Bar and Cafe. A veritable oasis of trucker diner food, nestled snugly in the vas deferens of Dear Old Florida. I highly recommend a visit, if you are ever halfway to Miami and suddenly want pie. In [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 158: Fifty-Two Pick Up SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by… SomaCow! It’s our anniversary, and we’re glad to celebrate it with you, dear listeners. Thank you to all of you that take the time to comment the blog, write Itunes reviews, vote for us on Podcast Alley, send us mail, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 157: J, J, and J - Plus, also, J. SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Uncle Jones Nothin’ Mo’ Betta BBQ. The entire staff of SomaCow (except Ross, who had a date with a cube steak and his bare hands) invaded this friendly little soul food kitchen and broke bread, then seat, then stomach together [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 156: Uncle Ray Touched Me SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Copper Rocket. From Psychobilly to Comedy, this club has it all, plus a decent beer selection. In this hour we discussed J and I’s visit to Open Mic Night, Comedy and Hecklers, and Book to Movie translations. We headed out last Thursday [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 155: You Neveh Carr SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Yes & Know Invisible Ink Games. In this episode, we discussed the Ridiculous Airplane Crises, the Deterioration of Our Nation’s Truck Stops, and Ungrateful Chinese Childrens (is they learning?) We watched United, Southwest, and American Airlines run around like massive chickens sans [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 154: Why Isn’t This Catfight Hot? SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by yardstickofdeath.com. In this, our finest hour, we discussed Saving Gasoline in your life, The Girlfight on You Tube, and The Tibet vs. China Olympic Issue. First off - In an effort to help you, our loyal listeners, make it through the coming [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 153: Quentin’s Dirty Little Fetish SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by soap. With all the filth and flarn we were tossing around as topics, it’s probably for the best that we wash something. Anything. In this hour, we discussed Quentin Tarantino’s sexual hang-ups, rogue monkeys, good and bad advertising, the scarcity of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 152: UnCommonLaw SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the fine folks at Amazon.com where Mickey and ‘The Chick-en‘ are… registered? Yes, Mickey shared some great news with us in this hour. For those of you non-engaged type folks out there, how much money would you need to make to get married? 10 [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 151: Consider the Gun Pried SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Tijuana Flats. Hot damn, people, that is a delicious megajuana burrito, all wet and slathered with queso. I may not be able to type out the remainder of this blog due to cheese on the keys. Nobody said this job [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 150: Brick Wall and Mortar SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by newegg.com - If you need something computery, it’s a damned good place to get it. In this hour, I bitch, moan, cajole, whine, wheedle, piss, complain, consternate, grouch, grump, bellyache, bitch, and generally have beef with the guys at Cheap/Smart Guys [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 149: Boomtown Fell Down SomaCow Media, Inc. in proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Text-Link Ads… If you have a blog worth a damn, you should be using them. Ah, Florida - In this hour, we discuss what is wrong with our home state skillet, and why the rest of you people no longer want [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 148: No Shoelaces for You, Blockbuster SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Ustream.tv - We love the folks over at Ustream, and if you are thinking of doing something creative and social on the internet, swing by and sign up for an account. It’s free, it’s simple, and the staff and service [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 147: Manifest Destiny’s Child SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this, our finest hour by Mickey’s Life Coaching and Old People Computer Use Help Desk. The ladies of Say Anything sit in with us for a final hour, which, again, is far prettier eye candy than what we are used to. We start [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 146: How To Enjoy a Baseball Game SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Kevin’s stupid hat. It really is the dumbest looking hat a man can wear. If you personally own such a hat, throw it in a trash can with all speed. Seriously. So, SomaCow invaded Disney’s Wide World of Schportzen to watch the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 145: Eat Sir, Monday SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Jesus. For all your savior needs, drink Jesus Christ! Fah who for-aze, Dan yelsza hor aye! In this J-free hour of SomaCow, Mickey and I entertain ourselves discussing Easter, and religion, and the creepiness of my neighbors, who constantly stare at my [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 144: Palpable Palpatine SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Specialty Pizza Express. It’s damned fine pie. Seriously. I recommend the Super Cheese, cause it doesn’t plate off the cheese into a gooey death mess on your neck on the first bite. Just mouthful after mouthful of steamy hot wet moo. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 143: Ich Liebe Dew SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by They Might Be Giants. A phenomenal band doing remarkable things utilizing a modicum of skill playing various instruments. In this hour we discussed Producer Jen and I’s two concerts in one day. As she gets frothy talking about TMBG, I will allow her [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 142: Blah Blah Blarney Somacow Media is proud ter present SomaCow, broot ter yer on dis gran’, bonny day by Finnegan Seamus, McMeck o’Malleys Sheep Shaggerin’ ‘all an’ Bail Bonds Service. Fer al’ yisser four legged legal endeavors, call Finnegan! we spent a gran’ porshun av dis ‘our discussin’ al’ things Oirish, includin’ de nade ter draink, me [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 141: Shameful SomaCow Media, Inc. is ashamed to be associated with this episode of SomaCow, brought to you this week in spite of good taste and sensibility. Geoff is incredibly offensive and rude to people in this hour, and I only hope Mickey, J, and our listener can forgive him for such offensive material. Mickey makes a special announcement [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 140: IKEAd, IKEAd! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, strangely not brought to you in this hour by IKEA. It’s a known fact that skynet is a pansy, when compared to the SKU tracking system that must be in place at IKEA. Okay, this whole episode hinges on how freaking big that store is. It’s big. It’s [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 139: The Aftermath SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Aftermath. Every Saturday night from 8:00 to 10:00pm (Eastern), check out their relentless and entertaining show! So, we’re always growing here on the network. We’ve enjoyed success with many new additions over the last few months, and we are [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 138: Enjoy Your Spaghetti… SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by the fine folks at Rational Riot. It’s sort of like that Candlebox song, but without all the emotive rocking. Okay. Shocker episode this time around, because we talked about food, and drinking, and rude. We were champing at the bit to get [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 137: Reach Out and iTouch Somebody SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Say… Anything. Listen to three chicks talk about life, love and sex… For free! We fired up some new intros, and the Hopper rejected them. After a quack recovery, Mickey informed us that this week has just been an all around bad [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 136: Carne Assaulted SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Lunar Room. Check out Xander and Lauren and all their guests each week on Saturdays at 5pm Eastern. SomaCow had a run-in with the fine folks at Texas de Brazil tonight. Sometimes you eats the beefs: And sometimes, the beefs eat [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 135: Cannibals! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by The Sports Buzz. Check out Ryan and Todd’s recent interview with ESPN’s Buster Olney on SportsBuzzRadio.com! In this hour, we talk about a subject unheard of here on SomaCow - Meat! Specifically, the eating of copious quantities of beefs, at a very [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 134: What Do You Call A… SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the fine folks giving away a free iTouch media player, SomaCow! Click here for a chance to win! We dedicate this hour of SomaCow to the woman behind Danielle is a Hor. Take a moment to hear her plight in this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 133: SEIZE the Fat One!!! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Repticon. For all your stinging, biting and creeping horror needs, Repticon is a one stop shop for pets sure to scare the living crap out of your neighbors. Saturday was a big day for me and my wife, as we decided [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 132: WHAT… Is Your Quest? SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Olde Cup and Saucer. It’s the best damn gypsy business in town, and Jen and I absolutely love it. In this episode, we discussed my newfound love for tea, in all its forms, from the new Pure Leaf stuff being [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 131: For teh WIN! SomaCow Media,Inc. and their free iPod are proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Just Push Play. Tune in every Friday on Ustream and get informed on everything YOU need to know about north of center pop culture. (Slightly Edited by Mickey and D. Phezzuel Phree I. Pod) In this episode, we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 130: A Farewell to Harm SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Steak and Ale. If you still have a good set of teeth, and your rest home allows for it, it’s the place to BE! We host the black flag this morning here on SomaCow, as we bid adieu to our dear [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 129: Never Forget SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Hormel’s Delicious Beef Au Jus. It’s just nummy! I am dedicating this blog to the fact that George W. Bush is a flipping retard, a boob, an idiot, an imbecile, a half-wit, a moron, a blockhead, a featherbrain, a dolt, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 128: Eat Up, Fatty! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Barackolyspe Now, coming soon to a theater near you. In this, our finest hour, we lay waste to the waste layer of an entire generation, namely, World of Warcraft. It’s time, good people of the world, to slough off the scales [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 127: So Retarded It’s Gay! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Say Anything Radio. They’re not gay, or retarded. In this episode, we discuss the abuse of the words “Gay” and “Retarded” by common society to indicate that something sucks, or isn’t intelligent. We need to find new words, because, honestly, gay [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 126: We Don’t Need No Water SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by The Sports Buzz. Great takes on huge games, without the giant schnozz of Rome. Tune in Sunday Nights at 6pm and gitcho buzz on. History is filled with crazes. In the late twenties, grown men would leave their high paying and lucrative [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 125: Welcome to Primetime, B!7CH SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by The Lunar Room, starting live shows this weekend. Check ‘em out, Saturday Nights at 5:00pm Eastern. In this episode, we pay tribute to the rootinest, tootinest, should probably be retired already horror villain of them all, Messier Frederick Krueger. We run [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 124: I DO Believe in Spooks, I Do, I Do, I Do SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by Spookhunters.com - For all your paranormal quackery-busting, it’s a damn fine source for a real take on the fake. In this hour, we discussed the state of the world with Owen, owner/operator of the Spookhunter’s site and good friend of the show. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 123: The Crockpot of Freedom SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, sponsored in this hour by drewshow.com (again!). The first of what needs to be many of his podcasts is now available on his webpage, so listen here, then listen there, then overlap them, and create a remix, and then sell it to BMG records for millions, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 122: Now EVERYONE Will Be Amputating Their Legs! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, sponsored in this hour by ustream.tv - a phenomenal service! In this episode, we tread through dangerous waters, so much so in fact that we got a letter from our lawyers and I think that will say it all! I’ve cut out all the scary lawyer names up [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 121: The New Hotness SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this episode by DrewShow.com - Check out Drew, unleashed and unfettered! In this hour, we celebrate the rise to power for Mr. Obama. In all honesty, it is refreshing to have such a candidate, summated by Dear Ol’ Joe “Whole Lotta Darkies Under My [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 120: Me Bake You Pay, Roundeye SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by the Muchedumbre Harbinger - Check out next week’s issue for a special interview with Tim Dorsey, as well as some insightful articles about stuffs! In this hour, we wrap up our third hour with Cassandra of the East. She is winsome, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 119: Even If It’s Wearing Big Funny Shoes… SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by the fine folks at BJ’s Brewhouse. Cause, seriously. wow. That is just some good damned food. So, yeah. We talk about something all too near and completely undear to me - Clowns. Their caked makeup, their faux sad/happy/stupid faces, their shiny clothes, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 118: The Cassandra Complex SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Mickey, the hardest working man in show business. Contact Mickey@somacow.com for all your technical, emotional, and spiritual needs. In this hour we talk about the death of an American Hero. Almost as influential as Martin Luther King Jr. Nearly as inspiring as [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 117: If I, Could Save Time, In a Bottle SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by the Hollywood Writer’s Strike. We would like to take this opportunity to thank the WGA and the MPANAMBLA for allowing us to surge forward in downloads, as their continued bickering has really allowed the masses access to the wonderful world of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 116: There’s a Meth Id to My Madness SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow. Brought to you this week by Boy Scouts. So it looks like we are all Boy Scouts here on SomaCow. Yep, even female producer me! (If you can figure that one out, I probably have a CD you’d like I can send ya!) But the boys have the good [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 115: Lemme Hold a Dollah, White Bread SomaCow Media, Inc proudly presents SomaCow, brought to you today by American Idol which starts Tuesday! Well, I made my 2nd error in well over 100 shows today, so here I am, writing you wonderful fans a blog (hopefully it is not a punishment for you!) Check out the show, that’s your entertainment! Just as a little preview…to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 114: Get Your Fiddle, Nero! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by The Sports Buzz. Check out Ryan and Todd as they run game all day. New podcasts available every Sunday! In this hour, we were joined by Ryan, prodigy and heartthrob though he may be. He did a decent job of helping us [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 113: Shuffle the @&*# Up! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Diabetes. After finishing Mustangsally’s brownies, we are all now far more bloaty. In this hour, we learn, through the magic of the Tarot, that Mickey is the unwitting victim in a plan to destroy SomaCow. Tune in to hear the startling details [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 112: Tarot, Tarot, Tarot SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Popeye’s Tasty Chicken and Biscuit. get down to Popeye’s for some scrumdiddilyumptious chow, what? In this hour, we welcome Sage, Mystic, venerable Shaman Kevin for an hour of divination. We asked him about a multitude of subjects, including the sex of Jennifer [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 111: That Poor Horse SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by Guinness. Ah, the majesty that is St. Augustine, Florida. Surely divine providence was in play when this noble town sprang forth from the yielding bosom of a fort known as Castillo de San Marcos (Literally, “Castle of Sand and Water Sports That [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 110: Goodbye, 2007… SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this hour by High Tide Harry’s, where crab eat YOU! It’s a brave, new year! We here at SomaCow Media Network wish to thank our listeners for giving us such a wonderful 2007. We’ll be stepping it up to give YOU an even better 2008! At this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 109: I’ve Had My Fun… SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this episode by the fine folks at Nobodylikeonions.com. If you like podcasting, these boys broke serious ground and have held up admirably over the years. So, in this hour, we say goodbye to ‘07 and all that it entailed, including a rundown of our respective [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 108: Low-Cals Only SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you today by ESPN radio. Please check out Ryan of zoos and museums. In Orlando, we have a significant dearth of these establishments, and it seems that any amount of funding is spotty, and usually pays just enough to renovate the establishment to a two [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 107: Do Not Be A Three Five One SomaCow Media, Inc presents SomaCow brought to you by Christmas! In this, our finest hour, the men try to say that shopping with women is tough but we all know this just isn’t true. You guys make it difficult by insisting on stopping at every gadget store and then want cookies which so obviously [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 105: Cheddar Biscuits SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by Mustang Sally’s Delicious Chaddar Biscuits. There just are not words capable of thanking Gary, of JustPushPlay, for swinging by the compound and dropping off the ingredients to make the world’s perfect food. 2 cups Bisquick 2/3 cup milk A crapload of shredded cheddar cheese A [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 104: Here’s to My Hell. Th. SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this time by House, M.D. No, seriously, we talk about that show a lot in this hour, and I apparently, am one of the last people to hear that doctors are putting maggots and leeches and bandages on their patients. Is this the 1400s? [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 103: Ok, I Love You, Goodbye SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you this week by MucheDumbre.com. Social misfitication is a horrible affliction, and I have it bad. Seriously. Before I retired from the Professional Drinker’s League, I used alcohol as a way to hide the fact that I was a complete social square peg in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 102: Renounce, Resist, Rebel, Revolt SomaCow Media Network proudly presents SomaCow (featuring portions of The Lunar Room). In this, our finest hour, we create the machinations for the overthrow of the world powers. When SomaCow Media Network takes over the world, things are going to change. Rules will be put in place to change a lot of things. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 101: Put My Name On The Card SomaCow Media Network proudly presents SomaCow, sponsored by MucheDumbre.com. We are quickly approaching Christmas and tensions are high. Xander and Laura Lorna Lauren from The Lunar Room join us to expel the grandness of The Christmas Spirit. Mickey and “The Chick” (formerly known as The Chick That He Is Dating) had a mega-blowout stemming [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 100: Coming Up; A Look Back SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow], brought to you by The Sports Buzz. We crest the wave of a century of fine, heavily salted episodes by waxing nostalgic over all that has been, and greedily hankering for all that will one day be. We play some clips, pat ourselves on the back, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 99: Say Goodbye to Double Digits SomaCow Media Network, Inc. presents this, our 99th episode of SomaCow brought to you by The Lunar Room. So what’s in Mickey’s envelope? What in the world could he have written down? Put your guesses here before Sunday at 1 PM Eastern as he will be doing his reveal at that time during SomaCow’s special 2 [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 98: Big Packages Equal Disappointment SomaCow Media Network, Inc is proud to present this episode of SomaCow, brought to you by Say… Anything as they just recorded an awesome show.OK, so maybe I’m a little biased but check out Say… Anything this Saturday and I think you’ll agree. Oh! And the “Big Packages” well it’s not what you are probably thinking [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 97: Of Human Badinage SomaCow Media, Inc., proudly presents SomaCow, brought to you today by the fine folks at JustPushPlayOnline.com. In this hour, we tackle the tough issue of Venezuela’s crazy fat dictator in training. The Red Menace has returned, and we, frankly, are ecstatic in finally having an enemy we can understand. I, for one, was sick and tired [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 96: Oh! Tanning Bum! SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you today by robcalvert.com. In this episode, I go off on the Grincharian practice of putting out the tree too early. Long has the argument raged on when it is appropriate to cut down and mount ye olden tannenbaum, with some folks preferring the day [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 95: What the Hell Is Up Your Bonnet? SomaCow Media, Inc. presents SomaCow, brought to you today by muchedumbre.com. In this hour, we talk about the Bee Movie, which I cannot escape from, and the “B” move, namely, divorcing your rich husband. Not a day has gone by in the last three months that I was not subjected to a full page ad, magazine [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 94: Bippity Boppity Moo So, this episode was brought to you by the letter B, and the number poot. Lots on the docket today, including: New Babies! A huge congratulations to all involved, I now believe kids can be cute. J is stalking Jen and I, by having his family give birth in the room next to where we were, or something… [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 93: The Leg Drop of Black Friday How do you recover when life drops the Hulk Hogan leg drop on you? You listen to SomaCow and get some hardcore life coaching that puts you back on the man track. It’s Black Friday… so, I’m off to go buy a Zune. We shook the ropes with these great tunes: Straight Outta Junior High - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 92: Thank YOU In this, our finest hour, the guys talked about food. Now I know what you are saying…what’s new? Well this one is about the best meal all year, Thanksgiving! Of course the guys put their own spin on it. We’ve all heard of baked turkey, smoked turkey, even fried turkey but there are so many other [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 91: Should Have Taken Warning… Red Seas at all, we’re all screwed. Shove that bullet in your bizone, nudge. We talked about the impending disaster set to sweep America away in a rising tide of… Gravy. Or something. It’s all greek to me, because now that the right wingers and the White House are on board with this whole global warming [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 90: AOL? LOL! SO MUCH WAS DISCUSAD IN THIS OUR FIENST HOUR!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL FIRST OF W3 TOKED A LITLA ABOUT DA WORST DMN R OUT THER3 AVEN MORA DANGEROS THAN NOR2N BY WHICH I M3AN AOL!!!!!! OMG S3RIOSLEY PEOPL3S.!!!!!!!111!1!!!111!11 WTF GET RID OF THES DMN PROGRM ALREADY!!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL I ALWAYS 3ND UP LAUGHNG WHAN [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 89: LOL Cool J We at SomaCow Media, Inc. rarely get the opportunity to rest, relax, and unwind. Between the constant twittering, facebooking, myspacing, vote whoring, and ummm… Kongregate, it’s just not that often when we can knock back a few and shoot the breeze. Thankfully, last Saturday offered just such an opportunity, until J made an indecent proposal, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 88: Thank You to the Troops For your service. For your dedication. For your sacrifice. For us. Thank you to the veterans of the United States of America. “Do you know what a soldier is, young man? He’s the chap who makes it possible for civilized folk to despise war.” Richard Cheese - American Idiot The Milwaukees - American Girl NOFX - Franco Unamerican Gogol Bordello - American Wedding Click here [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 87: Oh, Dennis! Hiya, Heard! Thanks for joining us for another episode of SomaCow, the rootingest, tootingest… sigh I can’t lie to you people. My world is upside down. It turns out nutty Kucinich was fully insane… Obama Hates Freedom… and Hillary may, in fact, be mentally retarded. This is why I didn’t want three years of election coverage, because it’s just a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 86: Pittsbourgeios Who knew Mickey, our very own Philly-Minus-the-Bread eating freak had a whole language in him? You know, other than the loose meat sandwich that he calls English. J and I stand, stoically, as Mickey regales us with tales of the twisted tonguing going down every night in the city of brotherly and matronly love. Jesus. I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 85: Anybody want my octopus thingy? Hello there. I’d like to talk to you about what we talked about in this episode. First, we talked about how our Halloweens went. Second, we talked about how our Thanksgivings will go. Third, we talked about which way we shake hands to say if we are a top, bottom, or a Lucky Pierre… And we played some great music! Bayside [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 84: Milk=Poison? I know! I was shocked to hear it, too! But the more I examine the list, the more I agree… Look at the cohorts of milk, in your local “convenience stores” The Slim Jim! Fact is, NO ONE LIKES THESE. We all eat them in some vague effort to enjoy meaty salty, perhaps even beefy juicy, but [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 84: Milk=Poison? I know! I was shocked to hear it, too! But the more I examine the list, the more I agree… Look at the cohorts of milk, in your local “convenience stores” The Slim Jim! Fact is, NO ONE LIKES THESE. We all eat them in some vague effort to enjoy meaty salty, perhaps even beefy juicy, but [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 83: Happiness is a Full Sack It’s Halloween, it’s Halloween! You didn’t get any candy, either? Well, just listen to this episode, and we’ll call it square. And then if you really like me, well, even if you don’t, please check out the WERA website of one of our super-fans, Sean Auf Weenershame! Check out these ghoulish tunes: No More Kings - Zombie Man Three Bad Jacks - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 83: Happiness is a Full Sack It’s Halloween, it’s Halloween! You didn’t get any candy, either? Well, just listen to this episode, and we’ll call it square. And then if you really like me, well, even if you don’t, please check out the WERA website of one of our super-fans, Sean Auf Weenershame! Check out these ghoulish tunes: No More Kings - Zombie Man Three Bad Jacks - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 82: The Incredible Bulk It’s my birthday, it’s my birthday! You didn’t get me anything, either? Well, just listen to this episode, and we’ll call it square. And then if you really like me, well, even if you don’t, please check out the WERA website of one of our super-fans, Sean Bis dahn! Creature Feature - Greatest Show on Earth Kai Motta - Welcome to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 82: The Incredible Bulk It’s my birthday, it’s my birthday! You didn’t get me anything, either? Well, just listen to this episode, and we’ll call it square. And then if you really like me, well, even if you don’t, please check out the WERA website of one of our super-fans, Sean Bis dahn! Creature Feature - Greatest Show on Earth Kai Motta - Welcome to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 81: Pig go whee So on this episode we have to start with a little scolding of Mickey. Lately he has been letting his pigs get a little lackluster. And his excuse? Don’t know how much we believe that one! What Mickey doesn’t blame it on, is his little wasp sting. You would think after splitting his head open as [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 81: Pig go whee So on this episode we have to start with a little scolding of Mickey. Lately he has been letting his pigs get a little lackluster. And his excuse? Don’t know how much we believe that one! What Mickey doesn’t blame it on, is his little wasp sting. You would think after splitting his head open as [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 80: Vote Your Cockles Oh, poor, sweet, happy members of The Heard. The time is almost upon us where we must elect what farmer will lovingly lead us to slaughter for the next four years. Should we elect the corporate mouthpiece, who guarantees we can have our guns, but wants to check our children’s diaries for terrorist threats? Or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 80: Vote Your Cockles Oh, poor, sweet, happy members of The Heard. The time is almost upon us where we must elect what farmer will lovingly lead us to slaughter for the next four years. Should we elect the corporate mouthpiece, who guarantees we can have our guns, but wants to check our children’s diaries for terrorist threats? Or [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 79: Boobs Drop the Bomb Ball Ah, America. Land of the free, home of the brave, fomenter of bureaucratic incompetency. It seems that, I don’t know, Chris Hansen from Dateline sent a bunch of bombs or IM messages through our airports baggage security checkpoints, and a preponderance of the fake explosives got through. Chilling… And I cannot say we are shocked, as [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 79: Boobs Drop the Bomb Ball Ah, America. Land of the free, home of the brave, fomenter of bureaucratic incompetency. It seems that, I don’t know, Chris Hansen from Dateline sent a bunch of bombs or IM messages through our airports baggage security checkpoints, and a preponderance of the fake explosives got through. Chilling… And I cannot say we are shocked, as [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 78: Looks Like We Got Ourselves a Convoy We at SomaCow do not believe that civil order is to be maintained by color coded sequencing charts, but if we did, we would be on Terror Alert Fuchsia! I moseyed down to ye olden Post and retrieved another bonanza of SomaCow Music, one of my favorite chores, and was directed by the heavyset post [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 77 - The Running of the Boobs Imagine if Wilfred Brimley and Charlie Sheen were dodgeball captains… Who should they pick for their teams? In this hour, we talk about so much stuff, it’s impossible to tie together. I will give a prize to whoever can interlace the following topics into a cohesive story that flows nicely: G hates sports Go Bulls! blitz vs. madden tiger woods [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 76: A Very Slippery Slope In this, our finest hour, we talk about a greased up vietnamese guy who… Wow, really? That was just uncalled for. Let’s try that again. Okay. In this hour, we talk about lots of stuffs, including Orlando’s latest evolutionary disaster, The Casselberry Cop That Slipped On A Puddle While Responding To A 911 Call Whereupon She Sued [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 75: Bee Strong We’re all abuzz about this episode, with Bill joining us once more in the studio as we examine topics aplenty, including: Moms that like a sip of the hooch while driving - I submit that women drivers are already awful, and anything they can do to stabilize those poor, frazzled nerves would probably benefit the situation. Huge [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 74: Download Strong I said look man, Download Heah. In this septabulous hour of SomaCow, we made a show about you, our dear listener. We know you are a smart guy/hot chick/barely coherent porn addict with a real ear for great radio/desire to hear men age on mic/inability to close your browser, and we appreciate that about you! We covered [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 73: Oh No, Be Strong Some of you may not be aware, but local Failebrity Justin is set to walk across America. We were very excited to see what would make a man of his… stature want to do such a Herculean Effort. At first, we were sure it must be cancer awareness! Surely, someone he loved was stricken with [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 72: Cougars and the 100 Rawr! We talk up hoors again in this hour, but a very special kind of hoor: The Cougar. Ancient… Knowing… Leathery… Too Deaf to Hear the Safe Words… sorry… SO, I still say that there is no greater gift an older gentlelady can give a manboy than to show him the ropes. I still regret to this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 71: A Black Pussy Over the Shoulder Saves Nine… In this, our finest hour of SomaCow, we discuss Superstitions, among other things. We left a bunch out, and I ask you to suggest some of your favorites, from the knock on wood to the step on a crack. Let’s get a list of all the stupid shit we do and agree, as a race, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 70: I Propagate a Baby! Well, one way to not run out of topics: Please notice how weak and not there the “pink” lines are, and how strong and true the more manly “blue” test reads. In other words, it’s a boy! W00t! So, in this hour, J and Mickey take me by the hand and show me all of the wonders that [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 69: Screwed In this episode, we enjoy a good long jaw about Mickey getting pantsed by his cell phone guy. He was used. In fact, he was abused. He was so abused that Ursula Sunshine’s ghost rose from the ground, pointed her decomposing finger at him, and said, “abused.” DAMNIT! I must not Dane Cook. I must not Dane [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 68: Slumbar Support Or, as I like to call it, Doofus and Awesome Dudes talk about sleep. In this episode of SomaCow, we cover the secrets of the snore. Doofus says, “I’ll sleep plenty when I am rich, biotch.” Awesome Dudes know that they will be less likely to drop kick potential investors if they have had forty winks before. Doofus says, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 67: Not So Short Round In this, our finest hour, we submitted our take on Mattel’s apology for their reprehensible and despicable acts over the last few weeks. Last Friday night, the oppressive heat of summer had begun to lend itself to the cooling September rainy season in the white-hot manufacturing Sling Pu district of Beijing. Stepping from his cab [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 66: Here’s Your Gasmask, Timmy So, China and India are pumping out the kilowatts and the carbons like nobody’s business, and America is rolling in fat, asthmatic and allergic children. We hearken back to yesteryear, when we’d all spend hours playing idly in sandboxes and playgrounds, hunting lizards and smelting steel, the fun times of a childhood rich in exercise [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 65: Why The World Needs Prostitutes In this sultry, silky episode of SomaCow, we take the bull by the horns and call for the legalization of the World’s Oldest Profession. No, not hosting that boring Labor Day telethon thing; we’re talking about Whores. Hooers. Ladies of the Evening. Call Girls. Hookers. Tramps. Trollops. Now that the search engine optimization is accomplished for today… We [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 64: We Were Robbed Two dedications, first off, our good friend Rob is headed for the City of Brotherly Love, where he is poised to dominate the #7 morning market in America. We always knew he would be famous, we just had no idea it would be, like, now. The best of luck to him as he prepares for [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 63: Leave the Ring, Take the Showtunes This is a toughy. We talk about lots of stuff, and somehow get on the topic of gay marriage. It’s in the papers, it’s on the streets, it’s in this podcast. I’ll throw it to our audience: Gay Marriage - What up with that? We also discussed gays in the military, and a whirlwind of news stories. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 62: Boobs Not Bombs We often get silly on SomaCow, and I usually spend some time here promoting what we talked about, making snarky links for you to click on and generally having fun, but in this episode, we attempt to tackle a very real thing that you, private citizen, can do this week to support the men and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 61: The War on Druggists Sup, man. You holding? In this hour we let the Fake Docs have it, Blasting Pharmacology (or as Mickey calls it, pillcounteroutyology) for the wack pseudo science it is. We’re tired of Pharmacists refusing to hand out birth control, pretending they know better than doctors, and generally acting snobby in their silly white coats. Say what [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 60: Rest In Pasta The crisis, by now, is surely upon us. Reports are sweeping in from Rome, as millions of the Eyetalians try to deny themselves their birthright, forsaking Big Noodle. What will the ramifications be? Thinner, less yeasty Europeans? Less compacted stool? The world stands, breathless, on the precipice of this, the Italians greatest struggle. Mussolini? Pshaw. Mickey [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 59: Eastbound and Down, Mang In the first of our salutary episodes to Truckers, we suffered an alligator, namely J napping off his cold medication. I had just laid the hammer down for fifty eight empees when my good buddy mickey sidled up next to me in the Granny Lane, and proceeded to ask me if I wanted to knock this [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 58: La, La… Laborious It’s labor day but we at SomaCow do not stop, even if we are sick and coughing all over the studio! Mickey has grown up, or at least his son has. We all reminisce about what it was like to be 13. The talks about sex, drugs, alcohol. Mickey was looking at boobies and watching Star Wars, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 57: Salad, Hold The Muffin So here I am again, Jen the stoic producer, taking up the slack for the boys. Mickey has passed out on his keyboard, after making 52 of his 53 hour caffeine “I will stay awake” marathon, which looks something like this: sak;lhkgahgdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. J has grumblypants of the lungs and is high on some green liquid which [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 56: What a Ray Crock Badah dah dah daaaah. I’m hatin’ it. Apparently, after having my entirely easy order of two double cheeseburgers, plain, large french fry, big mac, large vanilla shake, and twenty chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce, plus two bonus cheeseburgers (just in case) screwed up last night, I am on a rant against America’s Fast Food [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 55: Suchas I have no idea where to begin. In this hour of SomaCow, we talked about this: (If you REALLY want to see the video, click the picture.) I mean… Seriously. Fund education now. Please. Holy God. We are already planning on visiting the lovely country of Suchas, located equidistantly from South Africa, Asian Countries, and The Iraq. We [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 54: Eatertainment at its Finest We crest our collective caffeine and sucrose highs and crash into hilarity and hate-groups in this hour, as Mickey and I confront J on the fact that he is trying to destroy us. His constant tempting, aimed at getting us to try ever-increasing quantities of food, will at least be recorded here for posterity. The [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 53: Get Thick or Die Trying It’s all about the Benjamins here on SomaCow in this episode. Well… The Grants. The Hamiltons? We are experimenting with a payperplay system for this episode, so simply deposit 5¢ into this handy receptacle: (no canadia munny, if you please) and we will thrill you with many a get-rich-quick scheme! Covered this hour: The Stock Market is whack, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 52: Don’t Eat That! We went to Cracker Barrel and ate a lot of food. And it was good. In this episode, though, we talked about the things you SHOULDN’T put in your mouth. China is at it again, this time it’s messing with Wilford! So we bat around some ideas to solve the problem of China’s importing skillz. Hurricane Dean is [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 51: J Has The Grumblypants In this sweltering episode of SomaCow, J lets loose with an ill wind, as we cover this Summer’s swatch of Reality TV. How NOW, Brown Cow? The March of the Fatties? No, REALLY! We discuss this novelty show with a premise weaker than the spandex between the contestants thighs. I try to draw a comparison to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 50: Why China, Mexico, and San Francisco Hate Freedom Fifty episodes! Celebrate with us by diving deep into a tasty chicken sandwich as you enjoy this, our finest hour. Well, one of them. In this episode we find out that San Francisco, as a whole city, is condemning Michael Savage. But as they say, even bad press is good publicity, right? Mickey lets loose with [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 49: This Christmas’ “It” Toy Seriously… I want one of these so bad it hurts. 800 or so bucks, to be able to skate UPHILL? Without sweating??? In this hour of SomaCow, we reflect on brilliant inventions, like the self powered RC skateboard I saw flying through my neighborhood this week, in addition to several other crackpot schemes of our own devising. Tune [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 48: Her Name Was RIAA And She Finances All The Bands In this hour, we tear back the veils covering the hideous bride of modern music, namely, Rhea Pearlman! Too long has Carla held sway over us, serving bad drinks in a surly manner and popping out yet another lazy eyetalian to sup and suckle on the government teats. It’s high time this bit- Oh. The RIAA! Sorry. Yes, they suck [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 47: That Beefy Juicy Taste Cows… The Source of All That Is Right In This World - In this mouth-watering hour of SomaCow, we cover toxic beef from across the pond, foot fetishes, the utter nastiness of toe rings, sandals, and fungus galore! J and I got to spend a collective moment hating Mickey, who bragged endlessly about what his boy-toy back [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 46: Finally, a long-overdue focus on J In this J-am packed episode, we bid Aloha to the Luau that J didn’t attend, because he would schedule a beach event in late September so as to avoid heat-stroke-related lawsuits. J would like to extend his personal thanks to Gryffyn for bringing the party, whut WHUT! J was alarmed, appalled and a little bit curious [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 45: Now On Sale At Your Local Grossery We infect the masses with a whizbang hurdy whirly of topics in this episode, covering H2O’s dirty little secret, plus proper pool etiquette (Please only pee when no one is looking), and Mickey drowns us in non-facts pertaining to diet soda. Also discussed: Botulism! It seems that the lower-end food markets do not care about their [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 44: I Can’t Find My Baby Do debates have any significance, whatsoever? Have you changed your mind, or made it up, after watching one? We discuss the recent YouTube democratic debate and the upcoming republican version of same, and the candidates on the tickets. J went and watched some cute puppies run around in circles making left turns, and educated us on [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 43: I Want To Bereave In this unfortunate hour of SomaCow, we delve deep into the nerd sandwich, discussing facets of both Star Trek and Star Wars in an effort to beat off the advances of our female listeners. I still am amazed that neither Mickey nor J have seen this movie: It shocks me. I remember seeing EGA no less than [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 42: If It Walks Like a Doctor… In this episode we talk about Chiropractics, Acupuncture, Massage Therapy… Quackery! Some of you might think that Radio is not a dangerous job. Hey, it might not be crabbing on some sodding boat near Alaska, but one can not say that you can not get hurt doing this job. It is sad that Tammy Faye passed away. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 41: We Won’t Sit For It Mickey, in a blind rage, destroyed my back porch, literally throwing chairs to and fro with reckless abandon. He’s a scary man. Soma may ask what could drive him to be so grr, and all I can say is that it might have something to do with the following topics: SomaCow - Snubbed out of a nomination [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 40: Delicious to the Ears! In this tasty hour of SomaCow, I reveal my secret love for, shocker!, FoodTV. We provide a review of the triumphs and shenanigans behind the network, including the shows Good Eats, Next Food Network Star, and more. We did a riff on teppanyaki, and what we would like to see in “our” restaurants. Jag = Official [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 39: Strike This In a World… Where Laughter was… Ummm… Uhhhh… In this hour of SomaCow, we report on the upcoming strike set to shake the nation to its very core. Doctors? Pilots? Please. We’re talking about Hollywood writers. It’s kind of terrifying to think that there are people that get paid to write, when you consider the fact that [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 38: A Dweam Wiffin A Dweam… SomaCow is what bwings uf togebbah, twoday… God, I watched that movie WAY too many times. Okay, J’s Daughter got hitched, but he doesn’t think of it so much as he lost a daughter as he has gained a loan. In a very real, and legally binding way. (watched that one too many times as well). So [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 37: The Damn Brakes We put a halt to the very show this week, as my Flea World lifestyle and bargain basement buffoonery cause us to be down a producer. Tune in for an exclusive SomaCow Introspective, and then: Lots and lots of talk about our good friend, Joey. He’s a gem. We dedicate this entire episode to the tragic and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 36: Oh, Joey, If You’re Hurting So Am I This ride is more wild than a trip with Mr. Toad. In this episode we covered: Fat Kids revisited - Kids across America are more portlier than ever. Natural Child Birth Vs. C-Sections - Cone headed babies come one way, perfectly beautiful children come the other. A Man should not be there when kids are born - [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 35: Tom Petty Was Ugly and Right In this hour of SomaCow, we decide to lighten the mood by discussing…. Racism! AHAHAHAHAH Whee! Honestly, though… Racism lurks, everywhere… Sometimes racism stalks even the darker regions, say, in a Peruvian restaurant? We rail against the arrogance of slightly brown people as they try to say they are better than mostly brown people, which is funny, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 34: Assay! Assay! Insomnia Depressing Indian Story: More Depressing Indian Stuff Johnny Hempseed More Depressing Indian Stuff Depressing Indian Stuff And a little bit more of Depressing Indian Stuff Objects in J’s stomach may actually be larger than feared Buying Tuxes J’s daughter’s getting married Die Hard Review Weedy Factory-Did It For The Money NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants Notorious MSG - Dim Sum Girl Notorious MSG - ChinaTown Hustler Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 33: Extra Pale! MAN, Rolling Rock is good! In this episode, we call people and ask them to fix what is broke, and a week later, I am here to tell you that it worked! Got a new box of shiny, clean, well printed, properly colored business cards, and man are they neat! Charlie Crist is waste of a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 32: A Marriage of Incontinence I guess, for the most part, some people just cannot hold it. Good friend of the show and editor of the Muchedumbre Harbinger (part of SomaCow Media, Inc.), JackiOh is getting hitched to some dude… And on the Fourth of July, zwei boot. We wish her the best of luck, and celebrate her impending nuptials [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 31: A Firm Motive In this sad hour of SomaCow, we bid adieu to our fine friend J, whose heritage simply does not fit in with the Master Plan of SomaCow Media, Inc. It’s a tearful moment, but we simply have to make room for a more diverse employee base. Only through such diversification can we hope to gain [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 30: The Devil Inside Everyone has Pet Peeves and SomaCow is no exception. Hear why J hates you, in this episode!J wanted to know what everyone thought the selling points of the show were. Charisma? Honesty? What do you think? Why do you enjoy listening to SomaCow? How about Satan? Hollywood has definitely given us some awesome Satan representations. We [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow 29: They’re Watching Us… Through a Wide Lens A wise man said, “Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean that JFK didn’t land on the moon with a black helicopter”. In this episode of SomaCow, the Hoo goes NANNY, as we recant and recount common conspiracies, and send thousands of internet listeners running for the privacy bunkers, their final Twitter a garbled text [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 28: Someone Musta Slipped ‘Em A Mickey Get up, celebrate, and rejoice! I don’t really know how to do this. I am used to pushing buttons and putting up a playlist. After the recording of the show, we all decided to have a carbohydrate fest at Cheesecake Factory to celebrate the birth of Mickey (on J!) Now the whole staff of SomaCow is lying flat [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow Episode 27: I Want To Get Married and Have Fat Kids Screw love, marriage is the real battlefield. We at SomaCow are all at various stages of married life, including the post-married life. It can be a harsh life if you ended up with the wrong person. You kinda have to wonder: Could things have been made better if the right marriage proposal had [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow Episode 26: The MANifesto I’ll let Mickey speak for this episode, mainly because he does. Ladies, please forward your thoughts on this episode to Mickey@somacow.com. I will be over here, trying to convince my wife to speak to me again. The MANifesto I am a man. I have a penis. I rule the world. This, is my MANifesto. We are simple creatures, us men. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow Episode 25: Quienes tu Papa? Spaniards… I have no truck with them. This hour of SomaCow, the hottest internet show since “Montana MoonPies”, is riddled with great content! Like bulletholes! We discussed Father’s Day (Call your dad, people), and realized that the men of SomaCow may have some daddy issues. We also discussed the Florida Aquarium… Well, we tried to. Just go check [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow Episode 24: We Do It With Relish! It’s been a very life threatening week here on SomaCow, as J was ALSO endangered by a fate worse than falling from a great height. WORSE than having tens of thousands of naughtyvolts shot through his skeleton. J was made to… ROUGH IT! The horror. I’ll let him tell you all about it. J? J? Guess he still ain’t [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow Episode 23: 13 Reasons To Listen I understand to the outside observer, the SomaCow pants may be a bit off-putting to wear the first time around, and so I, a marketing genius and wearer of large pants, am now prepared to impart unto YOU, the casual blog reader, 13 Undeniable Reasons to Listen to THIS EPISODE! 1. Become acquainted with strange beers [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 22: Hazardous Sporkk Environment We at SomaCow offer this show as a public service, contained within are harrowing real world accounts of Black-Ladders, Forked Up Lift Stories, and Scary True Tales of Terror in The Torkplace… Work with me, please… Mickey, who, according to Mickey, is the hottest member of our show, was almost lost forever to the podcasting world [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 21: Positive Hit Radio! Ah, Mickey Rooney, I hardly knew you. This hour we hit it from the cheap seats with a celebrinanza of topics aplenty. Try and keep up, loyal members of The Heard. We have a silence button now for the mics, and I am thrilled to mash it repeatedly with my massive, hammy hands. Episode 21 featured [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 20: 8 Things a Man Needs Hey Jim! We’re running low on SomaCow!!! In this episode, we lay out the groundwork for a successful life as a man. Tune in and listen as we compile a list of the people you absolutely MUST befriend, enslave, or subvert to your cause! I would post something else, but that would give away the episode… Oh! [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 19: For My Next Trick, I Will Make the Waitress Go Away This hour we discuss our recent adventures in sundry bars and restaurants. J, being a man of culture and sophistication, apparently whets his appetite at Bonefish or Fishbones or whatever icthyian skeletal establishment by berating the staff at Wendy’s. And I salute him for that. You have no idea how many pleasant drive-thru visits of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 18: Pink Throbbing Twirly Hummingbird Do you like sex toys, sexual harassment, sexual infidelity? We got it all on this episode of SomaCow… But first, allow me to introduce our newest show here on SomaCow Media - Hosted by Jen, we welcome ComaSow into the fold. This easy to consume byte sized podcast combines coffeehouse and rock, with great beats and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 17: Neutering the SomaBulls I am enraged. Geoff SMASH! I had a full hour of weight-lifting tips to discuss, now that I am working out and starting a new “cycle”, and out of nowhere, Mickey just shoves the emotional broomstick into the spokes of my fatboy. That entire sentence may in fact be the most awful mental imagery I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 16: The Charleston Chew My left heel still aches from the sheer volume of margaritas. Happy Memorial Day to each of you, loyal members of the Heard and first time listeners. We hope today finds you grilling with your loved ones, or at the very least, grilling. We did a review of my trip to Charleston, South Carolina, arguably the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 15: Open the Glovebox, Reach Inside… For the five of you that listened to The Offspring in the early nineties, you now know what this salty and somewhat scary episode 15 entailed: Road Rage. Specifically, I get all on Mickey’s foot about his bad driving, and J has the sense to avoid direct eye contact with us at any point. We covered the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 14: Bush - 0, Jimmy Carter - …0? Ever have one of those days where everything just goes… south? I awoke at 4:40AM, and realized I was 40 minutes late, slammed into my vehicle and tore off for the Floridian Coast to work. Spent a good amount of the day watching people enjoy the Spring Weather while I worked, got a flat tire [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 13: Seven “Mehs” of the World Hey! Thanks for stopping by! While you’re here, grab a beer and I will commence to telling you what went down this episode: First off, we investigated the seven wonders of the world. Well, the One Wonder, because apart from the Pyramids, “they” seem to have decided the whole list needed a revamp. So see you [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 12: Six to Eight Weeks For Delivery Ah, the blog. The blog that is SomaCow. It just wouldn’t be the same without you, here with me, reading deep into the painfully obscure and convoluted complex sentences that I insist on constructing each and every day, as is my wunt. Wunt. Lotsa people letting us know they hated the morning show voices. Message received, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode 11: Boomer Ate My Nudge We treated our audience to a humdinger of a morning show, just to try on the voices. The chat room filled with revulsion and hatred, and we assume that can only mean: J, apparently, has no morning show voice, or at least not one he is willing to share with us. I am saddened, as the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Ten: Mommas Don’t Letch’er Babies Grow Up T’ Be Poets They’ll never get laid, they’re seldom not lame, And most people, see ‘em, will prob’ly throw rocks. Hmm… What rhymes with rocks? So, it’s Mother’s Day, and the men of SomaCow give a finely manicured salute to Your Mom. And Our Mom. And all moms in general. At one point, I could swear that J and/or I specifically [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Nine: Oh, The Moohanity J had an idea. We go into this idea a WHOLE DAMN LOT. I am not sure of the exact date we will be doing this event idea… But I will say this: It will be magical. We will heal boobs… Couple things I need from youse: Where would you like to see this event held? We brainstormed [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Eight: The Short, Short Version Do you? Do you? Good, you’re married, kiss her. This episode exposes my suffering… Specifically, sick drunk queasy feelings I had after enjoying far too much meat and vodka. A little known side effect of never eating a carb is that there is NOTHING to soak up the alcohol… Specifically, the grape vodkahol… Which tastes like Welch’s… From [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Seven: Melts in Your Mouth Ahhh, Prime Rib. This entire episode is devoted to Prime Rib. And drinking… And the joys that spending time with friends can bring to one’s life. But mostly, this episode is about the meat. J is warming up nicely to the mic, and we are really starting to find our places in each others’ streams. You [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Six: DeGifted Ah, yes… The feel of ungummy underdesks, the sweet simmering swell of Mozart, the pleasant odor of Oxy and Sexual frustration… There is nothing like the Gifted class. Once heralded as a brilliant method of forcing the cream to separate at an early age from the chaff, it turns out that telling little Pendleton that [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Five: Alas, Babble On A cold wind blows across the dusty plains of what was once a fertile land. Harsh, acidic rain pours down upon the horrorscape that the world has become. Mutants leap with delight on the outskirts of the few remaining pockets of humanity… A dark and mournful “moo” their only warning, before leaping upon the stragglers [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Four: Buttery Morsels We announced today the addition of one of our favorite people in the whole wide world, a man without peer in the ways of humor, intellect, and smoothiness, J. That’s it. J. We invite you to join us and welcome him to our little thing. We are sure that his input will help us to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Three: Dark and Fit Jokes Yeah. Um. Our bad. I suppose, if one thing can be gleaned from this episode, it is that Mickey called me fat. I would write more, but I need to go do some sit-ups. Maybe svelte Mickey can add some more. Southern Culture on the Skids - Camel Walk Hydrovibe - No Fury Hillbilly Hellcats - Hot Rockin’ Rhythm [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website SomaCow - Episode Two: The Dupes in Hazzard Hello again, friends! I have missed you bunches, and I trust that you have weathered our absence with a minimum of itching. In this delicious and brimming hour of SomaCow, we got some legs and went hunting for topics galore. Earthday was the main theme, which I think we can all agree is a giant [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Somacow - Episode One: Phat Phoenix We congratulate you, as a person of taste, class, and sophistication. We hope you will put that all aside and enjoy the wonder of our new show, Somacow. We began this venture under a different name, and with a different cast, in a different studio. Lots of adversity has befallen us, including one of our show [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website