Keith and The Girl Podcasts

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Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. Primary Format : Comedy Language : English Also Listed as: City : New York State/Province : NY Country : USA Region : NA User Tags: User Votes: RSS Feed Website People found this Podcast Searching for: View this Podcast on a Google Map. Podcast iTunes Link Text Only listing of Keith and The Girl Podcasts Methings.com listings of Keith and The Girl Podcasts If you like this podcast, you might also like:

1087: Paris Hilton for President "People hate me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1086: Rules of Engagement "I'm not done with you yet. Not by a long shot!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1085: #3 "Tonight I'm gonna fuckin' suck ya." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1084: Unfriend "You're on my Not Allowed list!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1083: Snake Eyes "I'll let a girl know before she's about to go down on me that way it's not a surprise." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1082: Game Over "I don't care! You're not sucking me in!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1081: Excellence in Adequacy "Your marriage is based on a lie already." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1080: Respect My Privacy "The teachers tell me to put the baby under my seat. That's ridiculous!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1079: The Real Dough Face "I can't even anymore." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 28: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce 100 for 30: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1078: Magic Underwear "I actually considered taking my own life." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1077: I'm Happy "Don't cut yourself unless it's from a good place." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1076: Perverted Justice "Ovaries, much?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1075: Forever More "You know what? She should be fearful of her life." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1074: I'm Not Your Mother "I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente "You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1072: A Killer Surprise "Don't even answer the door..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1071: Champions "Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1070: oooOOOooo Scaaarry... "I know you won't eat me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1069: Potato Dick "I will drink all the shit out of my butt." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1068: Who Got Game? "Are you a whore?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1067: On Air "I like him a lot. This hurts me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1066: In This Economy "This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1065: You Said It "Peace, love and Keith and The Girl." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1064: Help Wanted "Whose penis is that?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1063: The Falcon Has Landed "I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 27: Victor Varnado 100 for 30: Victor Varnado Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1062: I Got Your Number "I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1061: Come Again? "He ain't wrong, but he ain't right." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1060: Information Overload "You're putting your penis in his daughter's vagina." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1059: Daddy Dearest "I just got off the phone with your dad, Chemda, and he says you're lying." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1058: The Toilet Paper Diaries "I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1057: For My Eyes Only "You were gonna watch us having sex. It was kinda kinky, kind of interesting." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1056: The Nightmare "This is a girl laying on the floor, and you stomped on her." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1055: Never Have I Ever "Nobody's leaving this alive." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1054: I'm Not an Asshole "I'm gonna fight this guy!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 26: The Hot Dog Eating Contest Keith, Myq Kaplan and Jeremy go for the gold Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1053: Family Values "Have a sense of humor, Shithead." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1052: Get Smart "Don't do acid or mushrooms in an artist's house." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1051: Bear the Shame "You're not the prick cocksucker that was on Keith's DVD after all." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1050: Cum Together "Act like a man! Cum like a man!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1049: Womp Womp "Why do you do drugs in front of your kids?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1048: The Mamas & the Papas "Be careful! Mom just discovered Google!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 25: Myq Kaplan 100 for 30: Myq Kaplan Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1047: Hell-A "I hate doing this talk show! I hate it!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1046: Chicken Fucker "Justice runs on Little Baby Faggot Time." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1045: Oh God, Where Art Thou? "Your lips are a hot dog bun. Want a picnic? I'll bring the meat. Also you're a whore I met on 18th street." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1044: The Greatest "I do have to say something though about the new intern. This is gonna hurt feelings." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 24: Ray DeVito 100 for 30: Ray DeVito Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1043: Twitterific "Which brings me to my next question: Will you get totally nude for $130? That would be pretty wild. Wild and affordable." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1042: Better Than You "You're a shit-box. How can I be clearer?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1041: The Love Experience "I was nuts, and I was an asshole." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1040: The Branding "I do like to get hurt." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1039: Celebrity Robots "Ever wake up with your foot in the toilet?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1038: Five-Finger Discount "I'm gonna fuck way more cancer patients than you before the year is over." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1037: A Perfect World "You both deserved each other! I'm glad you made each other's lives Hell!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1036: Little Baby Faggot Returns "Alright, I gotta go suck dick now. You behave." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1035: Neil Baxter "Only assholes get MS." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1034: Sticky Fingers "I'm about to beep all over myself." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1033: 21 and Over "It feels like they're stealing my farts." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1032: Slide It In "I really don't know if I have something in my ass or not." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 23: Chemda in Chell Chemda laughs at an MS joke and joins the likes of Adolf Hitler and Jack the Ripper Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1031: Wordplay "I'm not the same guy I was a year ago." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 22: The KATG Branding Intern Mike receives and pontificates on his Keith and The Girl cutting and branding. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 21: The Chili-Off Chemda, Matt, Lauren and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Chili Competition Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1030: Bang a Dong "Fuck you! I fuck your sons! I fuck your daughters!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1029: Respect the Gun "Come on over, guys. I got a gun." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1028: Period Break "It's Keith vs. Chemda now. You wanted it!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1027: Party Hard "I really should just beat the fuck out of you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 20: Myka FOX!!! Keith, Brother Love and the KATG audience put Myka FOX!!! on the spot Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1026: Ass Frenzy "Just a simple jerk-off. Who knew?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1025: Sabotage "First time I've been offended by the show." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1024: Skanks a Lot "I can, without slander, call him homosexual." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1023: Speaking of Gay "I'm an advanced man, and I like to do it in the ass." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 19: The Burger-Off Keith, Pat, Jeremy, Cole and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Burger Competition Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1022: General Coonery "If I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1021: Brillo Pad Lovin' "Keith is belittling someone after he talked about tearing his dick with a Brillo Pad." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1020: Count Me In "Shit, I'm pretty fuckin' gay..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1019: Black Comedy "Jesus Christ, can't you lighten up for five fuckin' minutes?!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1018: Gay in the Back "Your mommy sucked my dick for two dollars." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1017: Clickity Clack Bitches "Get the fuck out the way, Nana." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1016: Cold Hearted Snake "There's no way to win is the answer." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1015: Making Boys Cry "My fists are thirsty for Ray's balls." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1014: 5 Stars "Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are like." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1013: Mother Fuckers "Drama will be soon." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1012: I'll Fight You "You apparently have never been ninja-fucked." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1011: The Unforgiven "I will not let a shit-head offend me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1010: Stage Fright "This is a drunk sudden movement venue." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1009: Getting Spooked "I don't have a problem with sleeping with a lot of comedians." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1008: Big Pimpin' "I'll be back later 'cause you like to beat people." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1007: Throwdown at the County Fair "They pay you for this crap. It's amazing. God bless 'em." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1006: Salty Biscuit "I've had an olive in my ass." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1005: 1-900-HAHA-FUCK "I'm very in touch with Me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1004: Goo Goo G'joob "I'm not alone. But you know that don't mean I'm not lonely." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1003: 1-800-FUCK-YOU "I lost my shit." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1002: An Awart Winning Show "Two days notice, and Keith will do whatever you want." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 1001: Awesome "I'm a fuckin' animal, and all I do is fight." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 999: Have a Nice Life "You're gonna sue the child for blowing your husband..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 998: Into the Fire "Now I'm about to violate your trust." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 997: Flying Pussy "Don't Palin Me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 996: Turn the Page "It was the beginning of the end." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 995: Boom Boom Boom "Is this against the law if your baby like looks over here for a second?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 994: Twenty Questions "Let's get a few things straight." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 993: Your Line of Questioning "If you want to know who your real enablers are: It's your listeners." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 992: Keith is a Drunk "One boring fucking day at a time..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 991: Burger War "He brought like Hot Pockets to The Greatest Chefs in the World Competition." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 990: If You Can't Stand the Heat "All my friends are lying to me!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 989: Die, Michael Jackson, Die!!! "It was too soon when you touched my children!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 988: Robot Drinking Problems "Somebody kill me today. It's not gonna get better." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 987: I Love You "I'm the fuckin' meltin' pot, A-fuck!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 986: The Atheist Club "If you are going to pay for sex it better be dirty because at home: the laundry is folded." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 985: The Dragon Returns "For those of you who no longer wish to honor who I am and what I do, I truly wish you death." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 984: Monkey Business "Your backyard is where I vacation! How ya like that?!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 983: Genuine "She vaginad her way into the position." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 982: For Love or Money "I wanna fuck a girl who I put it in her ass and she doesn't even turn around to see who it is." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 981: Seeing the Light "I think we might owe you an apology, actually." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 980: Choke-take "Let's get back to the story: He tells me to cum on his face..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 979: Beer Hug "Time to go out raping, I guess." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 978: Let's Go Pittsburgh! "I'm the kid you jerked off, you fuckin' son of a bitch." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 977: Our Four Cents "This isn't a town that says, 'Keep the change.'" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 976: Frienemy "Kiss my dick, Spooky!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 975: Burns and Allen "Everything looks sexy. She has no control." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 974: Dream On "It's not a very nice show." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 973: Evolution of Man "It ain't no note-takin' faggot baa! It's a drinkin' baa!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 972: Worse Than Hitler "We are a team! You hate who I hate!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 971: Awkward "Sometimes you gotta put your penis places." 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 964: Why Jews Eat Sand "Do you understand how sad this is, ladies?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 963: The Shed "Go home, and quit touching each other." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 962: Is This Thing On? "I partied even crazier the next night to the point where like my knees are like bloody-colored and bruises and..." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 961: Heckler "That is when your and F-MOS' advice came to mind. She was suddenly feeling doubts, so I just whipped my dick out." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 960: How'd You Get Your Accent? "I'm the undisputed all-time champion comedy king comedy!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 959: LOLz "I happen to be the crossover nigger of America." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 958: Drinking Buddies "Tell me what level of a scumbag I am." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 957: Enjoy Yourself "I can't explain my disease." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 956: Titties and Blood "I think you were high on whiskey." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 955: Entitlement "When you're aware of the world, it makes your heart cry." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 954: I Shit on You "Are you gonna swear again, you stupid bitch?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 953: Mouth Breathers "What the fuck are y'all laughin' at, man?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 952: Shine a Light "You think you can just not answer the phone call? You have to answer the phone call now!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 951: MC Mr. Napkins "Keith, I'm gay, and that's my brother I'm trying to fuck." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 950: Sexperiments "Shit talkers don't get to decide when the shit talking ends." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Show 940: Live in NYC Check out the full video at KATG.com/live Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 949: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner "You have no sense." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 948: Like a Girl "Once in awhile you have to go out and fuck somebody else." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 947: Thug Life "Was she able to fuck the whole collection?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 946: Solid Bits "If you're not uncomfortable, you're not a comedy fan." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 945: Baby Shaker "If you can put up drywall you're in." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 944: Deviance "Have I hit a woman before? Hell yeah." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 943: For Shits and Giggles "Stop spreading rumors about me!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 942: Eye of the Beholder "I'm the only person with human decency!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 941: The Crippler "I know you're fucking lying!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 939: Merit "If you could stop talking about me that'd be fuckin' FANTASTIC!" 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 931: Act a Fool "Maybe you're scared of what you don't understand, because I understand everything." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 930: Silver Dragon "I love Lying Day." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 929: Believe It or Not! "You must have the rustiest asshole this side of the Mississippi." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 928: How to Be Friends "I'm a Butt Sex Pioneer. I'll take it for $5.95." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 927: Just Not That Into You "Why do you cut yourself?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 926: Rules and Regulations "Keith is a bigger pussy than I thought." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 925: Banana, Banana "This heart didn't come with instructions." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 924: Vagina Lip Punching "'Fuck' is okay. 'Cunt' is okay. I think we're ready." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 923: The Ultimate Pleasure "Show that you're a little dirty bitch." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 922: Never Be a Victim "You told me to be more assertive, so I beat the shit out of kids." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 921: Mental "You're an idiot mom. That's why you have an idiot kid." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 920: Fuuuuccck Yoouu!!! "I'm writing to tell you that I've been teetering this way and that over whether or not to continue listening." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 919: Keith vs. Chemda "Oh, let's get it on!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 918: Dan vs. Jesse "This is like, literally, it has to be one of the dumbest - if not the dumbest - thing I've ever done." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 917: Queer as Folk "I'm nicer than all you fake fucks. Fuck you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 916: Keith's Mommmmm "What's your job besides not having babies?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 915: In Hot Water "Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 914: Comics Strip "It was nice talking to you. Now let's never talk again." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 913: Four Years Down "If we have cloning, I would clone you and then murder both of you." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 18: Party! Super Party! Revelers enjoy the Party! Super Party! Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 912: Mo' Money "How much money do you have in your bank right now?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 911: Working Well with Others "He listened to the show, and now does not speak to me." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 910: The Parent Trap "You've been shaming the family since you were nine?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 909: Acting! "I don't believe in baking. I never did." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 908: Keith and The Girls "I will not be a victim!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 907: Gag Me "He looks at me and goes - and I quote: 'What have you done lately?'" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 906: Tit for Tat "Who's to say we don't want to just show our tits and need a good excuse?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 905: Connect the Dots "Nothing's ever sick enough for the Asians." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 904: Get the Funk Out "He's not gonna try something. I'll punch him in the mouth." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 903: What's Yours is Mine "Let's just say I've been kind of a mess lately." 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 896: Intent to Distribute (John DeForest Petrie) "You go to KeithandTheGirl.com right now: there is video where something shitty is going on. And maybe literally." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 895: Know Your Shit "That is gonna be just a horrible day when you figure shit out." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 894: The Reaping "Every time I act, this guy's pointing a fucking camera at me!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 893: Vote Me "Let's see if Patrice is an idiot." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 892: Shout It Out Loud "I'm gonna kick your ass!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 891: Drink the Fat "You got something to say to this prick?!" 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 652: The Boss' Wife "Death or drugs? Just tell me that." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 651: KATG The Musical "The only diss I want to give her is disinfectant." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 650: Truth to Tell "I got the crap kicked out of me by one of the American Gladiators yesterday." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 6: Personal Time Personal time with Chemda and Keith Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 649: Dead Funny "I'm fine, and I don't mind him telling this story." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 648: Next Case "Stop making me laugh about this! It's foul!" 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 21: The In or Out Club Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 20: Thick Sweat Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 19: Believe the Hype Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 18: Conveniently Located to Many Accidents Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 17: Klass Dismissed Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 16: My Serioso Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 15: Let it Shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 14: A Patrice Tour de Force Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website BEGINNINGS 13: Be at Ease! 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 625: Thinking Out Loud "You never wanted to just stomp a baby?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 624: Douchebag Necessities "Remember the days they dropped babies off a cliff because it wasn't good enough?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website KATGtv 3: Phenomenon Keith performs his magics Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 623: A KATG Outing "I will not be on the show, and I will not discuss any of that." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 622: Hog Hunting "All you're doing is sending her home to cry." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 621: Bros Before Hos "Do you wanna talk about buttplay?" 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 603: Reunited "The sincerity of your shit is amazing." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 602: Pulling Out "I was worried that I wouldn't get a boner, and then she would be insulted." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 601: As Bitch is to Cunt "'Member when crazy made sense?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 600: Jesse Joyce "I got ten days to give a fuck." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 599: Power Position "So he's watching you jerk off." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 598: The Dissing Game "How do you get into someone's butthole like that?" 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Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 585: Nerd Holocaust "We are no longer friends." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 584: Backstage "I'm very logical. I'm scientific. I will break you down. I'm mathematical." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 583: Shit Talking "I messed up. I didn't slash the." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 582: Playing Yourself "I'd date the shit outta you, Patrice." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 581: Rock of Love? "Do you think after Chemda and I break up the show can still work?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 580: :-) "Do we have to be naked?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 579: Knowledge is Power "I gotta say, between your mouth and your hairy bush..." 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Well you shouldn't have done it!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 559: Clean and Sober "On bringing uh... uh... liquid refreshment: no liquor, no wine, no beer in any form." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 558: The Price is Right "I see what you're doing, Keith. Don't do it." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 557: Locked Up "Jail did not tame you, and I like to see that!" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 556: The Heat is On "Why would I go into a situation where I'm kind of surprised I wasn't arrested?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 555: Eat My Class "And these people are watching you on your knees?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 554: Public Indecency "People don't understand my trials!" 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Parked my car. I wish everyone who ever was nice to me well. See you in the next life." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 546: Crazy Mike "Admit to yourself you're powerless." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 545: Dead Zone "Doesn't everybody understand that Keith is sensitive?" Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 544: Team Drunk Ottawa "You just picture 'em walkin' around that whole country like dummies." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 543: Manic-Depressive "Tyrone pissed in the bed last night." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 542: The Simpsons Movie "Aughh, I don't want that bony hug." Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website 541: I'm Adorable "Great news for members of PodShow." 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