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RobOnt Radio Episode 136 – Ass To Mouth Cuz It Feels Like Home Two episodes in one week?!?! How can that be?!?! Well my friends, a little shuffle of the usual suspects this week, Dan and Jason D are not here, but Paul is, as is friend of the show Jason Blanchard. Jason was back from a 4+ week western Canada tour, and about to depart on another [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio Episode 135 – A Shitty Miley Cyrus See Thru And we are back with an early edition of RoR this week my friends, lots on the table to discuss including our nomination for Mature Podcast in the  2009 Podcast Awards (you’re hassling all your friends and Adam Carolla to vote for us right?). Of course we have to talk about the Rob-less date night [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio Episode 134 – Cleaning Jessica Alba’s Asshole Properly And welcome to another action packed episode of RoR, and before I get to deep into the discussion, there is a picture that is relevant to something I say at the beginning of the show, had to throw that out there so that you guys don’t give me the same look of horror that I [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio Episode 133 – Katy Perry Getting Anally Milked God damnit I REALLY want to call this episode Katy Perry’s Fart Box, but in the end I had to go with the anal milking for reasons that will become obvious as you listen to this episode. I want to say there was a lot to discuss, but there wasn’t, and yet we went on [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio Episode 132 – Kim Kardashians Edible Ass aka The Sexy Show Part Deux OK so maybe we didn’t talk about how edible Kim Kardashian’s ass was in this episode…. think that was the last one, but honestly, who’s not gonna wanna listen with a title like that? And who the hell is gonna complain about a show icon like that??? Ohhh right… Caleb perhaps…. Speaking of, after a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio Episode 131 – The Sexy Show Part One So we fired up the equipment last night, grabbed ourselves a Pumpkin Ale (btw Great Lakes people, good job on that, it’s really tasty ) and started with the long awaited *cough* Sexy Show… Well Part One of it anyway as we explain in the show. We start off just shooting the shit [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Free Marc Emery Well this WAS supposed to be the “sexy show” but Dan was away and one of the stories circulating up here today was that of the self proclaimed Prince of Pot Marc Emery being taken into custody to be extradited to the US for selling pot seeds via mail order. Oddly enough it was an [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Ill Informed Doggie Style Sex With Kate Beckinsale Well after over a month off the boys return to podcasting, and not to a dungeon but to a fancy shmancy new “studio” (and for the curious there are pix here, here and here of it ,and yes the pix suck… but it was late.. cut me some slack ). Of course after being [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Britney Spears Bikini and Rebecca Gayhearts Threesome Sex Tape Sooooooo we had one last episode before ye old basement studio gets packed up to move to move to the new place and this was it my friends. Dan was here, as was Rob as was Jason Blanchard for the last basement show, and you would figure there would be some commiserating about our time [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Inappropriate Tuna Sandwiches OK, so Jason’s on vacation, Paulie is off doing whatever a closeted photographer does, which leaves Rob and Dan to their own devices…. And I’m sure those of you that have been listening for a while know exactly what device would get used in such a circumstance, and it doesget used…. and WELL… Which makes [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Forty, Scores and Seven Beers Ago Well the boys are all together to celebrate Dan’s 40th, even getting crazy enough to break out the Fun Dip. Tons and tons on the table this evening for discussion including (obviously) Dan’s b-day, Homo Peter Pan getting married, scary scary Madonna, scary Tara Reid, not so scary but still oddly wrong Emma Watson in [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Megan Fox’s Thumb In Your Bum I fucking love Megan Fox… But then again, who doesn’t? Well as the title might suggest we discuss Ms Fox this evening, argue about her thumb, and of course other things when it comes to her Dan discusses his near death experience as a crazy woman hurtles a 3000 pound missle at him [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Mmmm Chicken Nuggets And we are back for another edition of RoR. Lots on the schedule for this program including (but not limited too), offensive songs, horribly embarassing videos from our youth. Hey speaking of our youth we discuss some experiences working in the Fast Food industry including such memorable topics as “Where exactly does that gravy come [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Perez Hilton Is A Pussy And another week, another edition of RoR, however with no Paul and no Jason, Rob and Dan are left to their own devices to try and fill an hour worth of show time…. Any guesses on how they do that? Well there’s a couple of a phone messages from Ron Stubbings to get to, and [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – Anna Paquin Boobies, Dead Lil Bunnies and Puppies In a Shit Pipe OK so if you wanna take a pass this week, I won’t be offended… Not that I’m ever offended by people taking pass on the show, but this week, well we started off normally with discussions of Anna Paquin’s boobies, some friendly betting on what pubic hairstyle she’ll be sporting when she eventually does the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio – True Bromance I know, I know, hacky hacky name, but it had to be used because it REALLY fit with the show, and well, we are hacky, so wtf, why not go with it and embrace our hackiness right? Besides.. it gives me a chance to use the Super Secret Agent Jason barging in  on Dan peeing [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Kate Gosselin’s Bushy Cooter And the bu bu boys are back together with a lot on the table to discuss, including a potential Rob/Jason stand up showdown…. errr really? Well that’s where it starts, we of course have to talk about the Kate Gosselin bikini pix and what is going on in her crotch area as debate the burning [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Kate Beckinsale Threesome as Her Husband Watches No Dan, no Paul, no anyone else would mean an old school edition of RoR as Rob and Jason do the program alone for the first time in a very long while. We were fully expecting a “I feel dirty for doing that” edition of RoR, but that never materialized, instead we had a [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Jason Blanchards Rotten Cunt Teeth So it was a long weekend here in Canadialand.. one that involved fireworks even! So you would thing that as loyal Canajuns would be doing our civic duty by being out drinking beer and blowing up shit but nooooo people, not only did all of us show up to be locked in a basement, but [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Lose Your Illusion, oh and Rhianna’s Sweet Naked Ass Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.  ~Ludwig Börne I find myself in an odd position today, struggling to write a synopsis for last nights show, it was a different kind of show for us, and yet very much the same. There was still the usual nonsense with really awkward family photos, the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Britney Spears Tampon When one looks at the “quality” of this show it comes as no surprise that absolutely nothing is scripted and it’s clear absolutely zero prep work has been done for it. We all just kind of show up and hope for the best, so you never know if it’s going to be a struggle to [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Brooke Hogan and the Dildo Stick So like, happy 420 eh? (Didn’t think we’d let that holiday go without some recognition did you?) Luckily that didn’t dominate the discussion last night, though one wouldn’t think it would with Jason back on board….. Oddly enough Paul was not however which leads to rampant discussion as to who he may be prepping what [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio -…..up Lady Gaga’s Ass Another Jason-less version of RoR this evening, as we continue to speculate where on earth he could be? Lots of other stuff to discuss as well including Stalkarrazi shots of Jessica Simpson’s ass, Padma Lakshmi and her scar, Billy Douche Thorton’s “interview” on the CBC, what we’ve been up to and some discussion of us [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Chyna’s Clit Dick Welcome to the Where In The World Is Jason edition of RoR as the boys wonder out loud what in the hell could have happened to the aforementioned co-host as he fails to show up for the show. In between wondering segments they also find time to discuss such relevant and timely topics as Chyna’s [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - We’re Here We’re Queer!!! I know what you’re thinking, how can you call the show “We’re Here, We’re Queer” and post a thumbnail/pic of statuatory rapist extraordinaire Debra Lafave?!?!?!? Shouldn’t I be posting a nice bear picture or something!??!?! Well amigos there’s a paper thin reason we’re doing that but you’ll have to listen to the show to figure [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Malin Akerman’s Naked Sweaty C… One replaced encoder machine later we are back with a new edition of RoR, lots to discuss including the Watchmen and of course the hot young Swedish/Canadian Malin Akerman, Bob friggin Dylan for some reason, how Chris Browning or getting Rhianna’ed have now become verbs, with ,examples of course and discussion of our new perfume [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Kate Winslets Fuzzy Cooter And for the first time in a while we are all back together with another edition of RoR. Lots to discuss, including the Oscars of course, Mickey Rourke’s speech at the Spirit Awards, Dans new friend from the Kevin Smith show, body fluids, skid marks and lots and lots of other stuff like Kate Winslets [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Bifurcated Wha? OK so I know last week we said we would be taking this week off, but after seeing Kevin Smith this weekend Jason and I decided we’d be up for a show… So we thought we’d do something a little bit different this evening since Dan wasn’t available and we brought comedian Jason Blanchard into [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Lummoxes,Lunk Heads and Husker Do’s Dooooooooooooooode…. Why the fuck are you putting poor Anna Olson’s picture on an episode entitled Lummoxes, Lunks Heads and Husker Do’s??? While we aren’t sure if she is sporting the husker do (but would love to find out), we can be pretty sure she isn’t a lummox or a lunk head… But why exactly her [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Cake Farts And we are back with a surprisingly hoyster free edition of RoR. Lot’s on the schedule including discussion of our man date to the Trailer Park Boys show, Rob’s review of the movie Teeth, more discussion of The Wrestler after Jason sees it. There’s also a couple of rounds of Guess The Tranny, ohhh, wanna [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Liquor and Whores and Hoyster Do and Balony Aaaaaand we are back for another riveting week of RoR with discussion of Madonna’s recently released hoyster and of course her recent OMG she’s a freaking Grandma pix. Dan takes the hoyster phenomenon further by educating us about a “hoyster do” (as opposed to “hoyster dew” which was also discussed but never actually named). Ron [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Hoysters!!!!! And so we kick off another year of RoR…. with a warning. This is one of “those” episodes, where if you’re the least bit sensitive to dark humor you are best served by staying as faaaaaaar away from this episode as possible. And if you insist on listening remember this, it is not WHAT we’re [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - 3 Years Later Three years to the day we celebrate the third (obviously) year anniversary of RoR, and all hands were on deck for the occasion.. Even Lori!! Obviously some discussion of the show’s past, including past guests, we have to deal with the absolutely crushing amount of phone calls congratulating us on three years. Of course we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Ho Ho Ho Sugar Tits And so we have our last show before Christmas, and it’s even Ron Stubbings free! Show starts off with a discussion about the end of the Trailer Park Boy, check out the meat stealing clip here, or some funny clips here or search them… And then we move on to discuss Emma Watson’s nude future [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The Satanic Verses Well the four old sick horsemen of the apocalypse are back, this time discussing their illness, sore body parts, listener email, the slow death of satellite and regular radio, Sarah Brightman (take a look at this pic, can you believe she is almost 50??). And then we have a Ron Stubbings segment in which he [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Comedy Wars 2 Electric Boogaloo I know you’re thinking to yourself what the fuck has Kim Kardashian in a bikini got to do with this show, and the answer is absolutely nothing. OK well not nothing we were gawking at that picture of her before we started and were in a lil bit of a haze as a result, go [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Grave Robbers and Ron Stubbings and Horse Cock Oh My! Kind of a cool little episode for us this evening, we start off discussing recent events on/for the show and then we get a chance to speak to Terrance Zdunch (aka Grave Robber), co-writer/co-composer and costar of Repo! The Genetic Opera a film Dan and I got to check out recently and really loved. We [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The Dope Show OK so I have to start this off with a disclaimer, we’re not telling anybody to or not to participate in smoking pot, that’s your business, we’re not saying you should try it, or you shouldn’t, do your own research, figure that shit out on your own. We’re also saying this may or may not [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Wait.. We’re Fucking Nominated???? So I know you’re staring at this post and wondering why is there a picture of Paris Hilton wearing some kind of BDSM outfit… Is this one of Rob’s cheap ploys to try and get people listening by using scantily clad celebrities and titles related by just the tichiest thread??? Normally I would laugh openly [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Sarah Palin Makes Men Queer So the show starts off with Rob watching a video of Sarah Palin in a bathing suit and for some odd reason the subject matter becomes very gay sounding. Coincidence people?? I dunno…. What I do know is that Jason could not be here for this show but friend of ths show Ron Stubbings could, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Unplugged And we are back with the show… after almost three years one would think we would have all the technical shit worked out, but we don’t so no opening music and no ham n eggers in Ohio means RoR Unplugged which fits perfectly with the 20 years too late motif of the show this evening. [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - OK, So You’re In Amsterdam… And we are back my friends after a month long hiatus RobOnt Radio returns with a whole bunch of absolutely nothing. What do I mean by nothing? Discussion of Hayden Panettiere, Lindsay Lohan and Xtina, you know the same shit we were talking about two years we’re still talking about… So listen to an old [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The DHARMA Initiative And we are back from our “hiatus” with the freshly fired from our old station edition of RoR and what better way to start things off than by playing a golden oldie from our friends and yours The Bleeding Vaginas with their smash hit “The Most Offensive Song Ever”. Well that new found freedom of [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Strippers and Poopie and Queer Kisses Oh my! OK so this show starts off a little bit slow, but I think it’s worth sticking with cuz as the show progresses we get into stories of stripper experiences gone horribly wrong, accidental toilet clogging and explanations of how and why a recent man on man kiss happened to one of us in full view [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Catholic School Teacher Wii Fit Aerobics Jesus that’s a mouthful of a title….Sooooo yes we’re back after blowing up shit at the cottage, at least SOME of us are back, but more importantly Paul and *ahem* Dori fulfill their obligations and come through on a promise from a past episode and today on the program we have a Catholic School teacher [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Katherine Heigl’s Dumper And we are/were back live on a fine fine Monday evening with absolutely nothing to say…. Sooooo much so we went almost two hours long. We spoke a lil bit about the Wii fit hula chick, Paul found some pix of her… We discussed our Lori doing Wii fit in her underwear show in the [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Amy Winehouse and Jason Should Sing a Duet Another week, another opportunity to prove just how horrible we are as people. One would think that no Paul or Lori would mean the “Make fun of Paul and Lori” edition of RoR, but noooo people, we had FAR too much to get to this week including breaking out the smoke machine so that we [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Megan Fox Does Naked Wii Aerobics Wow… what an episode… I don’t know even where to begin so I’m just gonna throw out some of the highlights, we discuss this picture, Lori… err I mean Dori rejoins the program, discussions of how ridiculously hot Megan Fox is and Naked/Scantily clad Wii aerobics. Lori/Dori gets some homework which involves the Wii Fit, [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Desperately Seeking Sam Dunn Two years people… two freaking years… That’s how long we’ve been trying to get an interview with Sam Dunn director of Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey and Global Metal. It grew to the point where it became a bit of an ongoing story line with the show… Well, more of an ongoing gag where every six [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Worst of RobOnt Radio - Worst of Dan Well it was a holiday here in Canadialand yesterday so there was no new RoR… It’s alright though people, don’t cry… Seriously I know you may think your life will come to an end because of it, but as with all wounds time will heal it and you will realize that this RoR-less Tuesday made [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Megan Fox’s Clam Made Us Stupid OK so I’m gonna preface this by saying, if you wanna pass on this episode, I’m not gonna hold it against you….really…. I also want to thank Megan Fox for those pictures, actually I don’t want to thank her… I want to curse her… First of all, what the fuck is she wearing Pastie’s for?!?!?! [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Megan Fox’s Clam Made Us Stupid", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=149" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Mischa Barton’s Ass Gets Thrashed So we had a good night last night, on the table for discussion was the fallout from last weeks interview with Chaunce Hayden pertaining to the ONA guys. We discussed the retraction in the Post. Dan brought up the fact that he might of been reprogrammed from going to a Ministry concert, of course we [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Mischa Barton’s Ass Gets Thrashed", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=146" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Chaunce Hayden Interview For those of you that are just looking for the Chaunce Hayden interview. Here it is. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Chaunce Hayden Interview", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=144" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Chaunce Hayden on Stern and Opie and Anthony Man, where to start with this episode of RoR? OK first off we talk about what happened with us and the Ron and Fez shows Night of a Hundred/Thousand Podcasts. I know, I know you’re hanging on the edge of your seat for the answer, well it’s in there. And then…. well we speak to [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Chaunce Hayden on Stern and Opie and Anthony", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=143" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Show Monday Night OK kids I believe we’re gonna give it another try Monday night. Paulie from Cleavland, Dan still having to broadcast from home… and Jason… well I dunno where the fuck he is… but until Monday night something for you to mull over… ohhh and ps….. for you RoR faithful with too much time on your hand… [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Show Monday Night", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=141" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Attention Whores So another week another show my children, on the table this evening were some listener phone messages, Dan’s take on our psychoanalysis of him last week, the situation surrounding the Uwe Boll interview, Jason getting sound back on the show and discussions of a new super secret episode we may or may not do. Soooo [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Attention Whores", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=137" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Uwe Boll Interview Hey amigos something a little different this evening, I read a post over on Myspace made by Eli Roth that linked over to this video, being a huge fan of his I checked out the video and it was of Uwe Boll taking shots at Eli and a few others and talking about a petition [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Uwe Boll Interview", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=134" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Paul Didn’t Eat Mylie Cyrus’s Ass but…. While trying to organize this show earlier that day I sent out an email asking who was in, Paul responded he wasn’t because he felt like ass and we discover why early on in the show my friends (and yes the show icon is clickable), sadly though Dan didn’t show up which could mean only [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Paul Didn’t Eat Mylie Cyrus’s Ass but….", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=132" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Worst of RobOnt Radio Volume Two Well it’s been a while since we’ve done one of these so I thought it was about time to edit together another Worst of Show. Lot’s of cringe worthy moments in here including Py Kim Conant, Story Time With Dan, the boys watching 2Girls1Cup and THEN moving to the really sick stuff and a [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Worst of RobOnt Radio Volume Two", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=130" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Lori’s Moist Vagina Busy busy show this evening… Ok not really, but with the special one night only (or until she gets the itch again) return of our favorite educator, so as you can imagine there were lots of discussions about her various body parts and lots of coaxing for some on air action with her husband..And [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Lori’s Moist Vagina", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=129" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Mischa Bartons Naked Ass Man oh man where to start with this one. Rob and Dan burnt out after seeing Iron Maiden (and stupid Sam Dunn) the night before, Saint Patrick’s Day, Guinness (no Mill Street Stock Ale because we’re boycotting them, more on that in a bit), us hating Skype, Mischa Bartons naked ass, ohhhh and then the [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "RobOnt Radio - Mischa Bartons Naked Ass", url: "http://www.robontradio.com/?p=124" }); Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Comedy Wars!!! I am the master of Hack Radio… That should have been my mantra as we started off the show last night and after bitching about our favorite beer being sold out everywhere I subjected the boys to an absolutely ill conceived attempt of the baby diaper moustache gag… From there however, the show rocked my [...] Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The Phoebe Cates Incident Sooo as usual I put out the call Monday morning to see who would be showing up that evening for RoR, Paulie had a late sperm production run trial that he had to "analyze" so he couldn't make it, but it looked like everyone else would be there. Then 10 WHOLE minutes before the show started Master Jason let us know that he would not be able to make that evening events leaving me and Dan... alone... in a basement... staring at each other awkwardly trying to figure out what on God's green earth ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Dog The Midget Hunter And we're back from Rob's Paternity Leave with another swashbuckling episode of RobOnt Radio.... Wow should have used that Paternity Leave line last night during the show so that they could have told me what I douche bag I was but instead we decided to discuss Dogs return to tv, drink beer, talk about the sex tape antics of an aging rocker, drink beer, discuss our past interview escapades and decide we need to do more interviews, drink beer and I think to top it off I drank more beer... All ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Miley Cyrus Masturbation Accident and Poo Hmmm... Maybe there should be a comma in that show title.. Ahhh I was never good at punctuation anyway why worry now??? Surprisingly for a show that we had absolutely nothing to talk about we ended up doing a lot of talking including a show members ummmm how do I say this, uhhhh evacuation issues. A disturbing story in a book Rob is reading, a news story with a threat to the show that Dan "stumbled" upon, we actually turn down a celebrity for the countdown timer because she's too young (wo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Lindsay Lohan Gently Spreads Her Ass Cheeks And.... How do I describe this edition of RoR... hmmmmm.... We start with messages from South Africa and one of our long time faves James From Texas, we discuss our latest video game acquisitions, what's been up with us and then.... Well... ahhhhh... ummmmm... There's a new segment "Story Time With Dan" and if you listened to our 2 Year Anniversary show a couple of weeks ago you KNOW what that is all about, all I can say is that one of my contacts came out from laughing so hard. From there it all ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Can You Feel The Love? Yes my friends, gather your guild friends around the virtual hearth. Mages, Elves, Dwarves and even those faggoty little Pixies are all welcome to this simply magical edition of RobOnt Radio as we celebrate our 2nd year anniversary. I don't how to sell you on this episode other than to say we went an hour and a half straight, people called in, Jason discussed his latest Worlds of Warcraft antics and there was much laughter and gay jokes. You REALLY need to listen, and share this with your E ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Your Mom's Box Sooooo after much discussion and speculation SOMEONE got a job working for a religious institution and finally had to leave the show. While I'm no longer supposed to mention her name let's just say it rhymes with the Blue Fish from Finding Nemo or if you don't have kids that name is also the name of Terry Funks older brother... And if you don't have kids or don't get obscure wrestling references, tough shit.. That's all I got... It's New Years day and I should be playing video games or some ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Dan Gives Jessica Alba An Alabama Hot Pocket OK so the picture is not of Jessica Alba but of "sexpert"/school teacher Py Kim Conant who called into the show to discuss her new video podcast, lesbian sex, hot carls, anal, rusty trombones and all kinds of other deviant sex acts. So where does Jessica Alba come into play and what the fuck is an Alabama Hot Pocket and how exactly was Dan lucky enough to score that from her?!?!? For the answers to that my friend you need to listen to this episode :) RobOnt Radio 12/17/2007 - Dan Gives Jes ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The We Didn't Have $180K To Spend on Zepplin Tickets Edition Well we checked our pockets for change, and Dan and I couldn't scrounge together the $180k to buy tickets to the Zepplin show tonight over in London, so we decided to drink some brews and do the show as usual... Yep you read right, me and Dan, no Jason, no Paul, no Lori.... Two boys in a basement, with a bunch of other men in a chat room... Sounds like a good purely heterosexual time doesn't it? Well it was, we prepped for an interview next week, became officially old by discussing what/who ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Hayden Panettiere's Incredible Regrowing Hymen On the eve of Rob's 28th birthday he decides he wants a new direction for the show, serious, informative, no more of the nonsense we've done in the past. So in that vein we discuss such serious topics as whether or not having sex with Claire Bennet (Hayden Panettiere's regenerating character on Heroes) would be like having sex with a virgin every time, then we discuss what age do boys typically start abusing their genitals like the dirty lil monkeys they are. Not serious enough for you peop ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - We Suck Sigh.... this is one of those episodes that was just not destined to be.. well come to think of it, it was destined actually.. destined to be crappy (though some might argue all our shows are, but at least this one we can agree on). Servers not responding, machines dieing, calls not working, all that great stuff lead to one big clusterfuck of a show... So feel free to skip this one is what I'm saying.... But for those of you that insist on listening: RobOnt Radio 11/19/2007 - We Suck 47.5 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - V For Vagina Remember, remember the 5th of November we did indeed. I have to admit this weeks episode may rank as one of my favorite episodes of RoR (in the top 10 anyway), Jason made out for the show, but sadly Paul and Lori didn't and while usually this would mean we would turn into the heinous version of RoR we didn't...... Ok let me rephrase that... while we may have had some heinous content on the show it wasn't really mean spirited at all, but very funny. We cover the Dog the Bounty Hunter stuff o ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - V For Vagina Remember, remember the 5th of November we did indeed. I have to admit this weeks episode may rank as one of my favorite episodes of RoR (in the top 10 anyway), Jason made out for the show, but sadly Paul and Lori didn't and while usually this would mean we would turn into the heinous version of RoR we didn't...... Ok let me rephrase that... while we may have had some heinous content on the show it wasn't really mean spirited at all, but very funny. We cover the Dog the Bounty Hunter stuff o ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Britney Spears Bangs a Furry Poo(h) Ahhhh halloween, Britney Spears dressed up as a witch sitting beside Pooh our Gay Furry Bear... Or would that be our Gay Furry Plushie??? Fuck I dunno... One of the two.. All I know is that Pooh Bear's "Frontal Equipment" doesn't work but rear access is not a problem (btw you can click the pic for a bigger version)... I guess that would make him a bottom right? Ohhh speaking of furry bottoms, Jason calls in from a Leaf game to complain, word has it he's trying real hard to show up for next ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Britney Spears Bangs a Furry Poo(h) Ahhhh halloween, Britney Spears dressed up as a witch sitting beside Pooh our Gay Furry Bear... Or would that be our Gay Furry Plushie??? Fuck I dunno... One of the two.. All I know is that Pooh Bear's "Frontal Equipment" doesn't work but rear access is not a problem (btw you can click the pic for a bigger version)... I guess that would make him a bottom right? Ohhh speaking of furry bottoms, Jason calls in from a Leaf game to complain, word has it he's trying real hard to show up for next ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Lori Plays With Pauls Snowbird Paul and Lori make their return on this wholesome edition of RobOnt Radio featuring Anne Murray Sing A Longs, repentance for the sins of last weeks show, Lori's swollen boobs, queefing, crime scene sex, discussions of Megan Fox, Britney, Hillary Duff and of course our favorite Hayden Pantierre. And a whole lot of discussions about Jason.. probably cuz he wasn't there to defend himself ;-) Ok so maybe it isn't so wholesome, but it was kinda entertaining I must say :) RobOnt Radio 10/22/2007 ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - All About Enemas aka We Feel So Dirty For Doing This Episode **READ THIS BEFORE DOWNLOADING** OK look, we're horrible people, we know that... Paul and Lori couldn't be here for this episode so they left me, Jason and Dan to our own devices. Those of you that have followed the show will know what that means, those of you that haven't, if you get offended by "cringy point your finger and laugh" type humor, well boy oh boy are you gonna fucking hate us after this episode, so do yourself a favor and skip this one. It's offensive and heartless and horrib ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Welcome To The Lesbian Nunnery So no Dan and Jason this week which pretty well made this the No Name Show with special guest cohost Rob.. For the first half hour anyway when we discussed the death of NNS friend of the show (and celeb porn tape pioneer) David Hans Schimdt, of course we discussed the Britney situation and the "Eva Longoria sex tape" as well. And then... well it reverted back to RoR as Rob discovers Lori has lesbian friends that were Nuns... As one would expect discussions of much depravity ensue.... RobO ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Jason's Back, Lori's Naked What a fine fine night for Jason to make his return to RoR, Dancing with the Stars was on, Heroes was on, and we were on, the webcam in the chat room last night that is. Yep Jason came back, we (I) made fun of him for a bit, we drank, he gagged, we talked about whether or not the pic of Lori's tits I used last week was real... Then we talked about our gay listenership anxiously awaiting Jason's return, he answered some questions Caleb asked... and just to celebrate the fact that there were ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Lori's Nipples! Well it was supposed to be Rob, Dan and Paul this week, but surprise surprise, Lori bounced back from date with non lesbian friends just in time to go get beer!!! Apparently missing two weeks had created a huge mountain of stuff everyone wanted to talk about because the way we bounced back and forth between topics, well let me tell you it was just like (Rob hasn't had enough coffee with cream yet so insert your own metaphor for people bouncing maniacally around here). There was however a t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Ms South Carolina is into Gerbilism Ok so you had to know we would spend some time on Ms South Carolina's lil speech debacle at the Ms Teen US awards, but for some reason we seemed to fixate on it... Probably because all the other "news" stories involved, death, and suicide attempts and car crashes, nothing really fun in other words. Though Lori and Rob did discover they had a mutual affinity for a certain ringtone... Speaking of Lori, our lovely co-host agreed that next week should be naked show time... which should give you ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Hayden Panettiere Tossed Dans Salad?!?!?!?!!? We celebrate Hayden Panettiere's 18th Birthday in this episode and more importantly the fact that we can now talk about performing the most heinous acts known to man with her freely. Paul let Hayden's people know that we were celebrating her birthday, does she call in?? I'm SURE you need to listen to the episode to figure THAT one out. We also start taking over/under bets on how long it will take for nudes of her to surface. Lot's of other stuff as well NOT related to Ms. Panettiere, includ ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - In Sean Connery We Trust Sooooo Danny had to this show because of accident that involved an anal fizzure, so it was Rob, Paul and Lori until Rob's wife decided to barge in and demand to be on the show.... K maybe not exactly like that but you get the point. We cover a fair bit including Paul's explosive weekend, redecorating tips and of course our plans for Hayden Panettiere's upcoming 18th birthday, because THAT my friends is an important event :D RobOnt Radio 08/06/2007 - In Sean Connery We Trust 33.7 meg MP3 B ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Blunt, Gay Ross The Hater and a Challenge You know, the show started off like any normal show, we had nothing to talk about, Paul and Lori had no internet so they weren't playing along, Dan and I were staring blankly at screens wondering what would come next. And then low and behold, something strange happened, PEOPLE were in the chat room(s) and on the phones!!! Actual, live people!! Blunt called in to discuss FANDICKS call from last weeks show and to issue a challenge to him, Ross the Hater calls in (can you believe it?!?!?!), re ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Jessica Simpson Ass Sex Well as it turns out it wasn't the end of the world and the CRB/Soundscan gave internet radio a reprieve so they boys were back on TiNR last night, and suprise, suprise, they had listeners!! They even had a *gasp* caller!! Noooo not Ross The Hater, but the one and only FANDICK made his triumphant return to the show (why it would be triumphant I dunno... but it just sounds good...). It must have been that we had the camera up in the chat room so everyone could Rob's gut during the show... Re ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - End of Days OK so not quite THE End of Days, just our End of Days at ThereIsNoRadio.com because of the recent CRB rulings. But then again with that other ummmm thing that Rob drops at the beginning of the show... and then throughout the show who knows?? Some angry ****** fan might very well do away with him. Rob and Dan reminisce about their TiNR days, what they will do in the future, they have some fun getting rid of listeners by mentioning the unmentionable several times through the show just to wat ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Howard Stern Sex Tape? Yes Hack Radio is back, sadly without Ross The Hater this time though.... Lots of stolen hacky bits on the show tonight including Cabbie on OnA discussing the Howard Stern Sex Tape he has and whether or not to release it. We try those tofu bars the bu bu bu boys were eating to see if it leads to explosive diarrhea. Lots of non stolen stuff too though, some discussion of the Scooter Libby fiasco, Rob and Dan's weekend at the cottage trying to burn down the dock, trying to get Lori to let us ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Hack Radio/Lexi Bardot oi where to start with this episode.... Ohhhh I know! Shortly before going on air Rob get's into a discussion on his website with a fella that goes by the name of "Ross" that insists that we should give up the Radio show and I should worry more about fixing my shitty site. Well as it goes with these things it spills over into the show when Ross joins in the chat room and critiques the show in progress.... Which has Rob totally fixated on the chat room and "Ross The Hater".... Of course I ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RoR - Lexi Bardot Interview I'll post the whole show tomorrow but the lovely Lexi Bardot called into the show tonight to talk about why she quit porn.... sorta quit anyway... and of course we had to ask what happened with the whole Stern show thing... thought it was kind of interesting actually despite Ross the Hater... but more on him tomorrow... Lexi Bardot Interview 8.52 meg MP3 Thanks again to Lexi for calling in and don't forget to check out her site: LexiBardotxxx.com Rest of the show will be up tomorrow! ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - What Happened With Katie Spades? Sooooo last night Katie Spades was scheduled to make an appearance on the show, and wouldn't you know it, technical difficulties were a plenty. So much so that I cut 20 minutes from the podcast. We lost Katie, we lost Paul and Lori, and half an hour in, there were, Dan and I, looking at each other and wondering if we should break out the Gloria Estefan and start discussing 7th Heaven again... But we didn't somehow, what we did do was we yapped about nothing and everything for the next half ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - What Happened With Katie Spades? Sooooo last night Katie Spades was scheduled to make an appearance on the show, and wouldn't you know it, technical difficulties were a plenty. So much so that I cut 20 minutes from the podcast. We lost Katie, we lost Paul and Lori, and half an hour in, there were, Dan and I, looking at each other and wondering if we should break out the Gloria Estefan and start discussing 7th Heaven again... But we didn't somehow, what we did do was we yapped about nothing and everything for the next half ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Awkward Silences You're probably thinking to yourself, "Self, what is that scantily clad woman doing as the episode icon?", which is a perfectly valid question. I would like to tell you that it's a metaphor for you the beautiful listener soaking in the awkward silences contained within this episode, but that's a bit heavy on the load-of-shit-o-meter even for me... Really it's just cuz you deviants seem to listen more when there's a suggestive title and/or a scantily clad woman, at least that's our working t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Awkward Silences You're probably thinking to yourself, "Self, what is that scantily clad woman doing as the episode icon?", which is a perfectly valid question. I would like to tell you that it's a metaphor for you the beautiful listener soaking in the awkward silences contained within this episode, but that's a bit heavy on the load-of-shit-o-meter even for me... Really it's just cuz you deviants seem to listen more when there's a suggestive title and/or a scantily clad woman, at least that's our working t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The Amateur Porn Hour Yes Dan and I did go out on our Man date last weekend to see a musical, and yes we do discuss it, but that's not the focus of this episode.. (and for those of you in the Toronto area, go check out Evil Dead The Musical, you wont' regret it). We discuss a bunch of things this time around, like the continuing "War Against Radio That We The Special Interest Find Offensive" going on in The States, and umm Dora and Diego, Rob's latest podcast addiction Smodcast, but because Lori joins us yet aga ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The Amateur Porn Hour Yes Dan and I did go out on our Man date last weekend to see a musical, and yes we do discuss it, but that's not the focus of this episode.. (and for those of you in the Toronto area, go check out Evil Dead The Musical, you wont' regret it). We discuss a bunch of things this time around, like the continuing "War Against Radio That We The Special Interest Find Offensive" going on in The States, and umm Dora and Diego, Rob's latest podcast addiction Smodcast, but because Lori joins us yet aga ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Happy B-Day Jason aka The Vagina Hour Sooooo we celebrate Jasons birthday without Jason this year, and by "we" I mean me, Dan, Paul aaaand LORI. And nothing says birthday better than pictures of Lori in her underwear right??? Yes we start off the show discussing a picture Paul and Lori sent Jason (and us of course) of Lori in her underwear (and yes it is the icon photo and yes we did include the big picture after the jump). Of course this sets the tone for the next hour and a bit of show as we discuss all kinds of sexually expl ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Happy B-Day Jason aka The Vagina Hour Sooooo we celebrate Jasons birthday without Jason this year, and by "we" I mean me, Dan, Paul aaaand LORI. And nothing says birthday better than pictures of Lori in her underwear right??? Yes we start off the show discussing a picture Paul and Lori sent Jason (and us of course) of Lori in her underwear (and yes it is the icon photo and yes we did include the big picture after the jump). Of course this sets the tone for the next hour and a bit of show as we discuss all kinds of sexually expl ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - We Wanna Be Journalists Well we made it back for another episode, well 3/4 of us did anyway. Lots of discussion about what's been happening with regular and internet radio the last few weeks, some discussion about what's been going on in our lives, as well as some audio proof of it, and then.... well then we start discussing people that have asked us to interview them.. You know up until that segment I thought we had been doing so good at being a middle of the road, vanilla, non-offensive show the last few episode ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - We Wanna Be Journalists Well we made it back for another episode, well 3/4 of us did anyway. Lots of discussion about what's been happening with regular and internet radio the last few weeks, some discussion about what's been going on in our lives, as well as some audio proof of it, and then.... well then we start discussing people that have asked us to interview them.. You know up until that segment I thought we had been doing so good at being a middle of the road, vanilla, non-offensive show the last few episode ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The Voyeur Radio Edition Jason couldn't make it last night so we were gonna do the show with just me Dan and Paulie No Nuts but wouldn't you know we got a last minute fill in that was... wait for it... wait for it... a GIRL!!! Yes RoR last night might as well have been called RoR vs NNS because Paul's wife Lori filled in for Jason and it was well, what you would expect. Rob grilling Paul and Lori about their sex life, their parents sex life, and their siblings sex life. OK well it wasn't really all that, we talked ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Yes We All Grew Vaginas Well after a looooooong hiatus RoR returned live last night for the first time... and can I just say it sounded like we took a looooooooong time off as well ;-) Lots of technical problems abound, including a noisy mic from new resident bitch Lucky_Groom, dead computers, awkward silences, but hey, it's our first fucking time... that shit we can write off to that, we can't however make any excuses for the fact that we sounded like Barbara Walters and company over at The View (and yes I'm the ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Merry Fucking Xmas Well it is that time of year and we thought we would celebrate X-Mas by playing horrible X-mas songs, talking about "THAT" scene in Clerks 2, Rosie's hypocritical little rant, the atomic sit up, the future of RobOnt Radio and various other shit. Luckily I think we got all the important stuff in the 40 minute clip of the show that we did so you can listen to that, the rest of the show is just the usual non-sense that only the hardcore listeners need to listen to... whatever the fuck that mea ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The B-Day Show That Wasn't Sooo we did the birthday show last night... not that anyone heard it because apparently there was a problem with TINR which meant people got to tune in and watch my mouth flapping while a giant set of inflated cans bounced over me, which normally would be good.. except for the whole it being a radio show thing... Twas a shame because it was actually a relatively good show for us (which really isn't saying a lot). I have to thank Jen The Sex Therapist for calling in.. Of course there is a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - B-Day Show Tonight OK kiddies I turn 37 today and it's show night sooooooo tune in tonight for our Birthday Show Edition of RoR. Call in and leave a message if you want 1-888-RobOnt1 OR call in LIVE tonight between 7-9 when we do our show on ThereIsNoRadio.com. I would urge you to listen live tonight and more importantly head over there and join in the chat room while we do our show. Why you ask? Yes I DID listen to the whole fucking show. Listen to that and let me remind you that the chat room HAS video cha ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Newman Made Us Do It Soooooo another After Dan Leaves So It Usually Sux episode under our belt BUT this time we were saved!!! Robin Bougie director of "The Cumming of Jizzus" (you know the XXX Live Action retelling of the story of Jesus) calls in to discuss the film and manages to convert us ;-) Our buddy Paul from The No Name Show calls in to discuss the latest celeb porn gossip as well as his Thongs For Thanksgiving thing. We talked about the Kramer story that broke over the weekend and managed to stay out of ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Sex Secrets of An American Geisha....*cough* So Monday night the boys did an "interview" with Py Kim Conant author of the book Sex Secrets Of An American Geisha...... I swear we started off with the noblest of intentions... Here we had a chick that wanted to talk about sex and how to keep your man satisfied sexually, I mean you can't get more inline topically with the site than that right??? Well what followed is probably the cringiest half hour of "radio" we've done... and coming from us, THAT my friends is a booooooold statement. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - You Can Take A Midget Out Of The Circus But You Can't Take The Circus Out Of.... We always seem to worry about the show after Dan comes in, Jason and I have a completely different dynamic around other people and when we're left alone we take on this old couple that doesn't have anything to say to each other routine. Well normally anyway... This show kind of starts off that way, and then our buddy Fandick calls in, and we talk to him and it starts to look up... and well then the BossMan (aka BadMonkey) over at ThereIsNoRadio.com logs into chat and things seem to go downh ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website ThereAreNoRockStars.. Except for Mat Weddle Ahhhh where to start? Well Dan joined us for his monthly episode and along with him came lots of pictures, music and video from Dan and Rob's various "We wanna be rock stars" attempts. Goes without saying Jason had lots of fun with that ;-) We talk about Rob's attempt to get another "cyber" celebrity for an interview, attempt and then failure that is, but Jason manages to get Mat Weddle fromObadiah Parkerto call into the show and we talk to him. Rob made a post on his porn site about twins ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website Obadiah Parker Interview Will get the rest of the show up tomorrow but for those of you guys that are interested in the interview with Obadiah Parker frontman Mat Weddle tonight here it is:Mat Weddle From Obadiah Parker InterviewMP3 6.46 megDon't forget to check out their website athttp://obadiahparker.comandtheir MySpace, they're definately worth a listen to so check them out. And thanks to Mat for taking the time to give us a shout!PS->If you're wondering why on earth we would do a serious interview, remember tha ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Borat takes his Rad Turducken Synchronized Swimming Rob and Jason return live after Thanksgiving weekend off to this clusterfuck of an episode... and I mean that in the best possible way. You like sexy time? Niiiice. We play a deleted scene from the upcoming Borat movie on the show, we revisit hacky radio time with a discussion of Turkducken, then we discuss Jason's ummmm "reenactment" of a certain scene in a movie and what sports Rob was involved in at an early age.... I know I know doesn't sound terribly exciting but trust me, You listen, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Ladies Eat Your Yogurt Part Two Since some of you people are insistent you want this shit, here's another segment from the show.... and no I'm still not posting the whole show ;-) We talk to Al from HTR BTW, forgot to mention that Jason won't be here for Monday's show, I will most likely just to a Best of by myself, playing segments and shooting the shit with whoever decides to pop by the chat room. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Ladies Eat Your Yogurt I dunno what to say about last night's show other than ummmm "Sorry some of you had to listen to that shit". That's it... that's all.. Oh wait, no it's not... Thank you to Fandick for calling in to discuss his new show, and his old show, and marketting and the benefits vagina's derive from yogurt.. Ohhh and Al from Hate The Radio for calling in and talking about their retardly long time on internet radio... And the usual deliquents in the chat room.... Half hour clip only this week... the ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - ThereIsNoSausageFest So Da-knee made his triumphant return to the show last night, for this week anyway.. And the people piled into the chat room, not at first, throughout the show slowly but surely, and there were many discussions of Battlestar Galactica and Howard Stern. And people turned on their webcams, and we laughed at stapled testicles over Rob's shoulder and discussed such hot button topics as Shrimping and the Alligator Fuckhouse and then (no and then) and then (no and then) and then we realized it wa ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Boobies!!!!! Last night's episode was a very educational one children, we had our guest host Paul from The No Name Show hanging out in studio... err in basement with us. We learned that Jason is not into water sports, we actually learned a LOT about Jason last night. We learned that it's hard to look at somebody when a picture of your shorn stitched scrotum is directly over their shoulder, most importantly we learned that when a beautiful young lady starts flashing us in the chatroom the show grinds to ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Sounds Shitty As Opposed To.. Tonight we find out what happens when Rob has to scramble to get a new encoding machine ready in 20 minutes just before the show.. Wanna know the answer? He fucks it all up and the result is a show that makes AM sound fucking golden... It's a shame too cuz we had some fun with callers and people in the chat room and well you can hear for yourself if you can bear the sound quality (or lack of it as the case may be).RobOnt Radio 09-11-2006 Half Hour Clip(btw this clip has us errr I mean me RE ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Crikies Mate! So we walked into ye ole trusty recording dungeon completely unmotivated when it came to doing a show, thinking we were just gonna phone it in and yet somehow we ended up with 2 hours of the most heinous filth imaginable. On the table in this episode, making fun of Steve Irwin's death, Rob's 15 year old sister inlaw's breasts, Jason watching a midget documentary, the lovely Mackenzie calls in, this and ohhh sooooo much more. Just go ahead and listen, ya know ya wanna.... Again we're trying ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Sanitized For (Y)Our Protection Man I wish I knew where to start with this one... OK here's where I'll start.. the best part of this show is missing... No I'm not happy about it but BadMonkey from ThereIsNoRadio.com asked me to remove it because there some legal stuff going on around all of it apparently soooo this is the Sanitized version of that show, basically there's 20 minutes or so missing. Right now no I can not talk about it more, no I do not know if I can make it available later and no I can't send it to anyone. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Nice Horsey OK we're mixing it up a little this week because the last 1/2 hour of last nights show was soooo heinous I just had to share (that and we realize that it's hard to get people to listen to a 2 hour show where 1/2 is a lil bit easier). Without getting TOO much into it think farm animals and then a game of who gags first generously peppered with a mixture of absolutely inappropriate, totally socially unacceptable and downright nasty comments and you have that last half hour. Give it a listen, ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - You Paid For What?!?!!? As I look at this lovely shit fountain I think of many things.. but really what comes tomind the most is how excited I was that last night's show was our first show with an actual advertiser, the kind people over atTheBurtonReport.comwere good enough to buy some ad space and support the show (btw do me a favor and visit that link, let's support the people that support us :) ). Well since Jen is back at work now Rob was left playing the part of Mr Mom which left only half an hour to prepare ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Too Hot For Satellite Well kids Dan and Jason are back from vacation and just in time for me to crack out the highly hacky 1993ish Flaming Logo for this podcast! The bu bu boys discuss their vacations, the status of Dan's testicles (and a kind doctor named Rough Hands from Sri Lanka calls in!), Rob's latest Cease and Desist and of course this past weekends satellite show which was a *gasp* big censored mess. Well that leads us to a discussion what to do about our lil censorship problem on that show... and woul ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Worst Of Well Jason and Dan have left me alone again and instead of playing bad 80's music this time I decided since I was putting together this weekends satellite show why not play some of our worst of bits from show's past? For those of you that are new to the whole RoR thing this is a good catch up episode, for those of you have been with us since the beginning... well listen anyway damn it ;-) Lots of cringy shit in here including our first show, us dumping on other podcasts.. tranny games.. fuc ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Satellite Radio Here We Come! Dan returns to the show tonight so that he could be there for our "big annoucement" which is that we will now have our own satellite radio show (for the month of August anyway and hopefully longer if things work out well :) ). So lots of discussion about that, some discussion of what Dan's been up to, a rousing game of Guess The Tranny (and pix below the cut so that you too can play along ;-) ). We play some listener messages, Jasons new love interest calls into the program to try and convi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The End and Beginning are Near And so Jason returns to the show and you are all spared another week of bad hair metal and rocketboom parodies. Instead you get discussion of the beginning of World War 3, Rob teasing a huge HuGe HUGE announcement next week, discussions of what celebrities we should try and get rejected by (give us your suggestions people) and a lot of other stupid, as in designer ripped jean, ironic t-shirt and pretentious film school glasses wearing stupid discussions... Actually including a fair bit abo ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - RobOnt UnOnted Jason misses the show... What could this possibly mean?!?!?!?! RobOnt Radio 07-10-2006 778 KB Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Kevin Smith You Can Call In Now Welcome to the Canada Day/Fourth of July edition of RobOnt Radio!! Lots to get covered this week including Rob's super expensive Canada Day Weekend, Jason ditching Rob, Dan's penis, fireworks at the cottage, Rob's email to Kevin Smith, World Cup of Sex Tapes, Rob dragging a real person into his obsessive quest to grow the show, the tired cliche's of podcasting, Bell Canada's new terms of service which leads into some political talk and discussion of the new film The US vs John Lennon. Speak ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - The Jeff N His "Friend" Michael Edition Dear Lord where do I start with the description of this clusterfuck of a program? Just as we went on the air last night a hub went down and set the tone for the program.... Let's just say we had one cranky frenchman (I know, nothing new)... Awkward silence ensued and normally I would be telling you to ignore this show BUT for the fact that thanks to a few callers the rest of the show turned out fucking great. Our virtual girlfriend Kelli fromThe Nobodiescalls in after she hears us talking a ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Happy Anniversary The Fear Factor Edition So what do you get when you mix together, two Canadian Podcaster wannabe's, Playboy Radio, a female podcaster nude, burning children, a thirsty porn star, a bowl full of sperm, a gay man bent on making Jason squirm, a pair of wire cutters, a penis, blood, a glory hole accident, a scalpel, rim jobs, a friends wife, gutted cod, a helicopter, madagascar hissing cockroaches and Joe Rogan?? Well my friends you got RobOnt Radio's 25th Show also known as The Fear Factor edition. Lots of very funn ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Ann Coulter Loves Us OK so maybe she doesn't exactly love us... for that she would actually have to know who we are, but I'm sure she would mighty proud of all the non-sensical politcal drivel that takes place in this episode, I mean she knows all about that so she would have to be proud right? I'm getting ahead of myself a bit here, yes we talk about Ann, and Henry Rollins, but we also talk about trips to a nudist resort, and SOMEONE saying horribly mean racist things to lil innocent children and Rob's surgery ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Rob's Having Surgery When? Wait wait wait.. Rob realizes on the eve of his surgery that he will be under the knife on 6-6-06 and begins to worry if they will implant the spawn of Satan inside of him when he's sedated... OK no not really but we had to try to figure out some fucking way to tie this into that date right? Cringe radio returns right off the bat in this episode dedicated to the complaints generated from last weeks episode claiming that when Dan disappeared Brokeback Radio returned, so much so that Rob's wi ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - It's Too Fucking Hot To Talk OK so our first Post-Pre-Partum_Danny show is now here (until he makes an appearance via phone), and what a way to start it off.... with a fucking heat wave in full swing.. I know right now you're making some lame joke about how cold Canada is, but 114 degrees farenheit with the humidex is NOT fucking chilly.... Then add in that Rob is fighting a mystery bug which turns his rectum into a supersoaker like device and you get the makings of a rather interesting episode ;-) The first 20 minutes ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Buh Bye Danny OK so Dan isn't quite THAT old and he isn't sitting on the shitter, but none the less we wish our lil Danny a fond farewell this episode as he departs (for a while anyway) the show and come to think of it, during part two there was some discussion of someone's bloody anus, so maybe the picture is perfectly appropriate ;-) What a way to celebrate Victoria Day huh? But wait!! There's more!! There's fucking an electrical socket with a tin foil covered penis, dumping on some other podcasts (not ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Buh Bye Danny OK so Dan isn't quite THAT old and he isn't sitting on the shitter, but none the less we wish our lil Danny a fond farewell this episode as he departs (for a while anyway) the show and come to think of it,during part two there was some discussion of someone's bloody anus, so maybe the picture is perfectly appropriate ;-) What a way to celebrate Victoria Day huh? But wait!! There's more!! There's fucking an electrical socket with a tin foil covered penis, dumping on some other podcasts (not ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Buh Bye Danny OK so Dan isn't quite THAT old and he isn't sitting on the shitter, but none the less we wish our lil Danny a fond farewell this episode as he departs (for a while anyway) the show and come to think of it,during part two there was some discussion of someone's bloody anus, so maybe the picture is perfectly appropriate ;-) What a way to celebrate Victoria Day huh? But wait!! There's more!! There's fucking an electrical socket with a tin foil covered penis, dumping on some other podcasts (not ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Buh Bye Danny OK so Dan isn't quite THAT old and he isn't sitting on the shitter, but none the less we wish our lil Danny a fond farewell this episode as he departs (for a while anyway) the show and come to think of it,during part two there was some discussion of someone's bloody anus, so maybe the picture is perfectly appropriate ;-) What a way to celebrate Victoria Day huh? But wait!! There's more!! There's fucking an electrical socket with a tin foil covered penis, dumping on some other podcasts (not ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Crippled Old Men Love Boobies and Arguing Well well well, our 20th episode already!!! Only problem is we didn't realized it until about ohhhh 2 minutes before the show ended, well no matter, we'll just celebrate or 25th instead. The show starts off with Jason and Rob discussing how they both crippled themselves this past weekend, some discussion ofWWOD's 50th show anniversary and some talk of the Survivor finale and such nonsense. Well we return in part two to discuss a recent heated debate between Rob and Dan which left Jason feel ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Crippled Old Men Love Boobies and Arguing Well well well, our 20th episode already!!! Only problem is we didn't realized it until about ohhhh 2 minutes before the show ended, well no matter, we'll just celebrate or 25th instead. The show starts off with Jason and Rob discussing how they both crippled themselves this past weekend, some discussion ofWWOD's 50th show anniversary and some talk of the Survivor finale and such nonsense. Well we return in part two to discuss a recent heated debate between Rob and Dan which left Jason feel ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Crippled Old Men Love Boobies and Arguing Well well well, our 20th episode already!!! Only problem is we didn't realized it until about ohhhh 2 minutes before the show ended, well no matter, we'll just celebrate or 25th instead. The show starts off with Jason and Rob discussing how they both crippled themselves this past weekend, some discussion ofWWOD's 50th show anniversary and some talk of the Survivor finale and such nonsense. Well we return in part two to discuss a recent heated debate between Rob and Dan which left Jason feel ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Crippled Old Men Love Boobies and Arguing Well well well, our 20th episode already!!! Only problem is we didn't realized it until about ohhhh 2 minutes before the show ended, well no matter, we'll just celebrate or 25th instead. The show starts off with Jason and Rob discussing how they both crippled themselves this past weekend, some discussion of WWOD's 50th show anniversary and some talk of the Survivor finale and such nonsense. Well we return in part two to discuss a recent heated debate between Rob and Dan which left Jason fee ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Jason is officially old Ahhh May, spring is definately in the air, the birds are chirping, and our own Jason officially turns 30... Gone for him forever are the fast metabolism, hair free ears and erections on demand, now he must learn about things such as RRSP,s and fibre rich diets and of course every mans favorite prostate exams!! So the boys talk about Jasons birthday, more specifically his birthday party, Rob of course has his own observations on the selection of breasts there that evening, not to mention th ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website the No Name Show Episode Eight - The One That Runs Too Long Rob gave me the keys to the blog this week so I'm going post this episode myself. Let me start by saying "We're back." That's right - WE. Lori has returned to co-host a second episode. This week we spend way too much time going over Victoria's Secret What is Sexy List. We end that with enough time to mention that Britney Spears is pregnant again and to read some of Charlie Sheen's voicemails to Denise Richards - dick face! There is also time to watch Jeremy Piven carry a drunk Vane ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Make Friends, Break Friends The return of Jason to the show heralds a new beginning as the boys try to produce a more family friendly version of the show with less foul language and questionable material in order to make more friends in the podcasting community.... Any guesses on how long THAT lasts? Lots of stuff in todays show, the first half covers Jasons new get in shape scheme, the usual pop culture blather and off course what would an edition of RobOnt Radio be without an OnA vs Stern bruhaha? The second half st ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website RobOnt Radio - Make Friends, Break Friends The return of Jason to the show heralds a new beginning as the boys try to produce a more family friendly version of the show with less foul language and questionable material in order to make more friends in the podcasting community.... Any guesses on how long THAT lasts? Lots of stuff in todays show, the first half covers Jasons new get in shape scheme, the usual pop culture blather and off course what would an edition of RobOnt Radio be without an OnA vs Stern bruhaha? The second half st ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website