Link to the Show / Show NotesWhat is the news, you wonder. This is what it is:
* House prices go up by £1000 a day. £1million a day if you are Britney Spears.
* Red ants, red ants, red ants, red ants, read aaaaaaaants.
* Everyone in the UK is getting free lipsuction so John Reid can build prisons out of fat.
* Schools should go back to basics.
* Shilpa wins Big Brother.
* Duck comed back from the dead.

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