Link to the Show / Show NotesA man's sophistication about women is inversely proportional to the size of his sex budget: the more he disburses, the less he knows. Whether he spends lavishly for sex on his girlfriend, mistress, wife, or prostitute, his mere purchasing of sex is proof of ignorance about the female libido. Given what we've learned about the magnitude, complexity, and logistical deployment of Eliot Spitzer's sex budget, it's clear that the ex-governor of New York is sexually naïve.

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