Link to the Show / Show NotesThis week's show starts off with Madd Jay trying to get into Zen mode by drawing some doodles on a piece of paper. Dizzle has a story hes dying to tell about a large corporation trying to mess him over. But he cant really talk about it because of some legal mumbo jumbo going over. He does say that once its all over that there will be a story to tell but until then we will have to go on with the regular show.
Dizzle has some Nosy neighbors - XXavier and Dizzle were walking up to the studio and his neighbor stopped them to ask him stupid questions. He is some old guy that spys on everyone all day and then asks them questions. His neighbor wanted to know why H-Dizzle is always carrying water with him. Dizzle says it reminds him of the movie Rear Window. XXavier says that his neighbor is not cute like Shia Labeouf. H-Dizzle says that his apartment complex reminds him of the video game Pac-Man.
How not to spend too much money and make a big impression on a date Dr. Doug calls in
Dr. Doug owns a restaurant and personal catering company that personalizes dates for his clients. His company is located in Newport Beach and Laguna Beach but with his advice he tells you how to put together a fine romantic dinner without a lot of money. He gives us a lot of potent advice that would help all our listeners get laid. First of all he says if you are planning on having sex don't overeat. Blood is needed in all the right spots and if you drink too much wine or eat too many carbohydrates then the blood will have a hard time going to those spots.
H-Dizzle wants to know what are the best wines to purchase on a date that would not break someone's budget. Dr. Doug says that bubbles are the way to go. Champagnes are a real great way to impress a woman. There are Proseco, Kava and other wines that are available at stores such as Trader Joe's and Costco. Chile is another country that has great wines. H-Dizzle wants to know if you can turn on a woman with a twist off wine such as Arbor Mist or Manischewitz. There is another wine that comes with a Pewter Base available at Trader Joes that is a Spanish Kava. This is one of the best values out there for wine.
Dr. Dough recommends some cheeses to go with the wine. He suggests keep the carbs low and high in protein because of the simple fact that carbs blocks the effects of alcohol. If you have to go carbs he suggests that you purchase some of the pre packaged salads.
Dr. Doug tells us about Viagra and other sex enhancing drugs such as Cialis. He also talks about women using Viagra and the dangers associated with prolonged erections. Learn about the wonders of L-arginine and Vitamin B to turn on a woman. You can buy it as brand name Arginmax. The doctor tells us about places where you can purchase other sex enhancements.
Dr. Doug used to be a plastic surgeon and talks about using implants on strippers. He finds them disgusting himself and tells us about the different experiences he has had performing implant surgery. Hear first hand from a doctor his feelings on breast implants and the plethora of fake implants out there. Do men like natural or fake breasts? What do you think?
You can contact Dr. Doug about creating your dream date for you at alacartelagunabeach.com
Dizzle talks about getting a massage last time he was in India. He saw a sign for ayurvedic massage and decided to go in. It was the worst experience he has had at a massage parlor. Dizzle always asks for a female masseuse but the place said he can only get a male masseuse. He had some 18 year old kid come in and make him strip and get into a cheese cloth. Then he was laid on a wooden table and then the guy just pretty much beat him down for an hour. It had to have been the worst massage experience ever. At the end of the massage the guy took some hot oil and rubbed the sides of Dizzle's hair real hard. Dizzle thinks the friction caused his hair to fall out. Madd Jay says that Dizzle pretty much got beat up by a 14 year old bully.
Finally up we call up Luis V to give him a Harvard Business School Interview application. Luis V had read on the news that some guy had applied to Harvard with a 3.0 GPA and got in. Luis V thinks that he might have a shot with a 1.9 GPA. When we give him a call we find Luis V at blockbuster renting a movie. Madd Jay wants to know who is working in his spot as a OSHA health inspector while hes at Blockbuster. Luis V says hes the boss so who cares. Dizzle wants to know why Luis V does not rent his movies at the Redbox at McDonalds. Luis V says that he keeps forgetting to return them and they charge him for the movie. You can also hear about Luis V's job at the bank and how everyone at his office got an email by mistake that he was getting fired. As soon as Luis V found out he was going to get fired he looked at the clock and saw that he had 15 minutes left before he was fired and quit. He tells us about how he used to steal change from people who would come in to cash his checks.
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