Link to the Show / Show NotesOn the docket for today:
-It's Over, Primary!
-We Are Not Amused. Or Maybe We Are.
-Something Vaguely Scientific
We begin my celebrating the end of the
Pennsylvania primary and the pleasing mental image of drowning Chris
Matthews in milk. We then discuss the increasing divide between the
two democratic camps and the possibility that the Democratic party is
unintentionally deconstructing what should have been a bulletproof
campaign. We then explore the possibility that the whole process
could collapse if the superdelegates upset the popular vote. We
divert then into comparing the political candidates to pies made of
chicken and pig feces, then discuss using gym floors as a way of
dealing with pesky childhood memories.
On a lighter note, we then discuss the
massive folly of building an amusement park in Baghdad. We then
discover that we don't even need to make a joke about EuroDisney; the
laughs come all by themselves. Sanguinist then spoils everything by
finding a plausible (if cynical) way for this whole thing to make
sense.
We then slide on to skateboarding as a
method of avoiding gunfire, the polygamist raid in Texas, and tequila
boarding.
We then, regrettably, discuss Tila
Tequila and Rock of Love. We apologize and promise not to do it
again. We at least compensate by drawing a parallel between Brett
Michaels's choice of mate and a Lovecraftian horror.
We then diverge over on the the
'pregnant guy' and his/her appearance on Oprah, then we look forward
to the summer movie schedule (and take a quick look back at The Mist,
Cloverfield, and AVP:R.) We then close the topic out by reminding
ourselves about a crappy horror move that we had to see the trailer
for waaaaaay too often.
Something Vaguely Scientific opens by
discussing the quest to open a commercial spaceport, moves on to the
commercialization of Earth Day, and the fact that humanity has almost
wiped itself out (and the fact that the media seems to rediscover
this fact every four years or so.).
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Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way
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