Link to the Show / Show Notes
On
the docket for this week we have:
-Iron Merchandising
-A Legal Black Hole
-Bitter Little Pill
-The Title Says it All, Really
We begin by discussing Largo's
disappointment with the quality of Iron Man's merchandising machine
and the similarly disappointing choice to keep running with the
Salad-Head version of the Hulk in movieland. We then touch on Marvel
editorial's consistently stupid decision making and the fact that
Tony Stark is still an asshole. We then mash up Stallone and
Scooby-Doo, explore the fact that some geeks have their own Repulsor
beams, and then discover that the King has stepped up to the plate
and taken over the comic book movie toy tie-ins that the Happy Meal
had abandoned. Of course, we also realize that the King would also
take the strippers that McDonald's would also abandon, be they alive
or zombie, simply 'cause the King is that damned creepy. Or cool. You
decide.
We then slide over into wearing Guy
Fawkes masks while watching political speeches and Sanguinist's
favorite part of The Man in the Iron Mask.
Kicking back to Iron Man, we discuss
the connection between Iron Man the song and Iron Man the character
as well as Ozzy's gradual disintegration.
We transition between topics by
discussing office decoration and the deadly dangers of Christmas
lights.
We then discuss the fact that a
Hawaiian judge may be the last, best hope to save the universe from
mankind's folly, and how we need Sam Neil narrating the black hole
death of all creation. Then we light the atmosphere on fire and talk
about evaporating diamonds, which the Swiss government thinks is very
interesting and will take it under advisement, just like Nazi gold.
The magic of the Fish-Powered Engine
then takes us to a discussion of how Pope Benedict is the best Pope
for the internet age and then beg for e-mail, regardless of the
language it's sent in.
We then take on the concept of Barak
Obama maybe being right about Pennsylvanians being bitter when it
comes to politics and politicians. Of course, that may be because
Pennsylvanians are a bit on the bizarre side, not taking into account
the international joke that the Pennsylvania Department of
Transportation and it's biggest money pit, I-99.
We then discuss McCain closing the gap
in Pennsylvania, Clinton's sniper fire escapade the KKK presence in
the western part of the state, and Obama's critical failure on his
bowling roll.
We then examine the fine art of zombie
stripping, the downward spiral of Robert Englund's career, and the
relative budget of Sci-Fi's original programming. We then speculate
on the nefarious purpose behind Mike Rowe's omnipresent
voiceover-ness, and the untimely cancellation of Paranormal State.
The Boy then gets a call, and the show
gets pissy.
We close out by discussing how SVR
Films could probably be better than the remake of Day of the Dead,
the complexities of the dildo launcher, and how America is the home
of herpes.
Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com
Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way
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