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We
start this completely random show by clumping like kitty litter and
discussing taping genitalia down. We then slide over out total lack
of docket and discuss green solutions and their lack of applicability
in getting off. We also broach the topic of girls chewing snuff and
their relative levels of hotness.
We
try to get on course by discussing Hillary's pursuit of
Pennsylvania's younger voters, then promptly veer off into the gutter
before noting that we managed to forget about all of the cool topics
we'd found over the course of the week to discuss on the show. Voting
comes up again with an anecdote about your humble host trying to vote
twice. We then migrate onto misty watercolor memories of high school
gym teachers and the requisite idiocy.
We
then pull the guns from Chuck Heston's cold, dead hands. Much
amusement is had. Especially when we speak of an 'armless' society
and the 'Miss Landmine Survivor' pageant.
The
fish powered engine then brings us to Ann Coulter's visit to campus,
her... interesting take on the war on terror, and Autumn's desire to
give us a mature rating for the episode.
We
then move on to Zael's belated review of Transformers, which mainly
quibbles about the overuse of a Secretary of Defense led gang of
Scooby Kids. The concept of Frenzy taking the form of a Hawaii Chair
brings us to the clip-show portion of this episode, where we revisit
the ghosts of topics past. We then discuss the level of firearm
accuracy shared by Cobra troopers and Imperial stormtroopers. We then
give a half-assed, ill-prepared preview of the G.I. Joe movie and a
bit of Joe history, but not before exploring the after-market uses
for M.C. Hammer's back-up dancers and New Jersey hair. We then point
out the idiocy of turning things into musicals, particularly when
they're bad (but so good) old horror movies and movies that should
have been made into movies. The clip-show mentality returns briefly
as we discuss the Horrorfest experience yet again before moving on to
plans to set up viewing for last year's films. We then discuss a bad
show that may or may not be Torchwood (most accounts state that
Torchwood is good), old shows finding new life online, and Z's
frustration with Sci-Fi's marketing of Battlestar Galactica. We then
digress into Scottish remote control and Alton Brown's inability to
cook haggis.
Seriousness
then threatens to take over as we discuss puppy mills before saving
ourselves by discussing the Amish stumping their daughters for fresh
genetics.
The
new website makes its stunning debut, though it's still the color of
a bodily fluid. Unsurprisingly, this leads to discussion of
star-filled dildos and wacky wavey penis guys. And we don't mean the
guy from the basketball team that got suspended for whacking off in
the university library. We end with a drive-by jizzing.
We
swear that we'll do better next week.
Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com
Music provided with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way.
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