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contents of this show may mutate in speaking...
We
start the show with a disclaimer that we've already used up most of
our funny for the weekend, then proceed to talk about politically
incorrect Mario brothers and why Uwe Boll can continue to make
movies.
Officially
on the docket is:
-Mrs.
Clinton, stop; just stop.
-I
went to break up this kegger and all I got was a lousy rootbeer
-The
American President that America has been waiting for. From America.
-You
can put an eye out, kids.
We
promptly then digress with discussions about a Stallone zombie vs.
Godzilla, improvised weapons from the days of our youth, and poo
flinging monkeys. Trying to drag this runaway train back on track, we
then move on to the belief that Hillary Clinton is doing more damage
to the Democratic party than the Republican machine, then digress
again onto pornstar Muppets, Bill getting laid when he was in town,
Obma's speech about racial issues, and, surprise, zombies. We then
link back to Hillary from zombieland and promptly segue into how
politics prematurely age folks and the Pennsylvania primary. The
primary leads to another digression into the Magic Bullet Theory and
how the man who helped design it can sometimes make sense. We then
drift on to using human waste as energy and mining landfills for
methane and precious metals. We close this topic by examining using a
penis as an anti-theft device.
The
second topic touches on schools overstepping their boundaries by
suspending a couple of kids for suspicion of drinking alcohol and the
ingenious response put together by their fellow students. We then
digress into doing donuts in the parking lot in the short, green bus
and get serious again by examining parental responsibilities and
professional responsibilities. We then somehow slide on to the
Inquisition.
After
that, we examine the concept that every president has been an
American and the implications therein for the McCain candidacy and
Arnold's future in politics. We also explore the Founding Fathers'
definition of American. And the concept of a D&D god of plastic
surgery somehow creeps in, as do a few celebrity divorces.
We
then diverge once again into the lunatic fringe of celebrity e-mail,
morning show rip-offs, and talking to demons.
We
close the show out by discussing the dangers of flying with nipple
piercings. Namely, the dangers of TSA agents overstepping their
authority. We then somehow fall away to rats eating severed penises,
cannibalism practiced on mimes, and polar bear and tiger attacks.
We
close with a special delivery from Pandora and the Indiana Jones
Christmas Special.
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Music provided with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way.
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