Link to the Show / Show NotesComedian Allen Chao professional comedian sits in, Music Producer Chris V calls in who has the most friends on myspace. He tells us how to use myspace to promote yourself or business and teaches us how to add friends the right way.
Luis V sits in this week. We want to know why he isn't at work. Has he taken a day off? Nope he just clocks in and leaves? How does he not get caught? Well Luis V says hes the boss that's why. Hes so dumb he gives out the name of the company he works for. We had to bleep him to protect his job. Who would know someone with a 1.9 GPA who thinks he can get into Harvard University would have a filter on his thoughts.
XXavier talks about an article she read in Newsweek where there are men out there scamming women on match.com. The guys think its about time men were scamming women. Women have been scamming men for centuries. We ask Luis V if he can pretend to love a woman for some money, of course Luis V says he can do anything for money.
We are having a contest to get more votes for our show Get Laid Radio Comedy Podcast on podcast alley. Who ever can get us 50 votes on podcast alley will be winning a podcast shuffle. Luis V asks if he can have an ipod and we say no. He says he will just steal it. So if you get us 50 votes and don't get an ipod then you can blame Luis V.
We have Chris V call in from myspace. Chris V is a music producer who has made a lot of friends and contacts from myspace. He stops in to tell us how our listeners can get just as many friends. Chris Started off as a break dancer and ran around with his boom box in his neighborhood. It was tough being the only white guy in his neighborhood but Chris not only survived but prospered. Chris gives us tips such as using backdoors in myspace to find friends as well as using the browse and search tools to access the people you want to get at. One of the things that Chris has done is he has given away about 25 free beats on his webpage that artists can use for their albums. This has helped him get his beats out far and wide on many albums. You gotta give something up to get some according to Chris. He says that if you are in places such as Arkansas, Bosnia, or Iowa beats are hard to find and he has been helping kids all over the place. He gets tapes all the time from youth centers and other places from kids that have used his beats. H-Dizzle ends the interview by playing one of his own rap songs called Dreams that is about him wanting to be in Radio and be the next Howard Stern. Check out Music Producer Chris V's myspace page.
Luis V was begging to ask a question but couldn't get it out. He wanted to know if he could get into the music business. H-Dizzle thought it was a stupid question but everyone else though it was a good one.
Allen Chao talks about having a hard name to pronounce. His name isn't really the proper pronunciation. When Allen says he is Mandarin H-Dizzle wants to know if he is an orange or a duck. Dizzle wants to know why XXavier was heckling the comedians up on stage. Allen brings up a story he discusses in his act about an Indian guy that smells. He says that this Indian guy owned a Quiznos and would always boss around Allen. One day he had some money missing from the register and the boss made Allen pay for it. Allen says that not all Indian people stink but enough do that when you say that an Indian guy smells it obviously rings a bell. H-Dizzle gives us some insight on why people assume that all Indian people stink. Allen Chao disagrees and thinks that Indian people are the only race that come with their own smell. Allen talks about never having sex in his life. He has come across situations in a day spa with an older asian lady and he tells us all about it. His story includes a thumb in a butt. Whose thumb was in whose butt? Find out by listening to the show. Allen also talks about getting caught masturbating to some disgusting pictures by mistake by his mom. He had a medical page and another window with Jenna jameson porn and he was masturbating when his mom walked in so he closed the Jenna Jameson page his mom walked in and it looked like he was masturbating to medical websites. This leads into discussions about getting caught masturbating and the best masturbating techniques not to get caught.
Finally Dizzle brings up a story about the Indian Cricket team getting in trouble for having cheerleaders being outsourced from foreign countries such as Armenia and Russia to dance for them. A lot of these cheerleaders in Indian Cricket face jeers and harassment by the audience and fans. He has a clip from BBC newshour of an indian professor giving his viewpoint on why they should not be allowed. XXavier talks about stripping for some Indian men and they were too shy to look at her naked. They told her later on that they were virgins and paid her to come and sit with her and not dance.
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