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It’s spring. Things are warming up. People are wearing less and less everywhere you go. And your mind is firmly in the gutter.
All
those leaves to clean, all that wet mulch and strange molds and maybe a
venomous millipede with a rifle. You don’t want to go up there. You
certainly don’t want to pay a stranger. And your kid’s been at a
slumber party for a week. They always know, those kids.
But never you fear, because if your gutter fits well against this template,
the iRobot Looj will be there to fulfill Issac Asimov’s dream. No, it
doesn’t have breasts, that was Heinlein’s dream. Pick up a book,
jerkface.
This recertified iRobot Looj is a little bot with
only one prime directive: to clear your gutter. The Looj moves both
forward and backward and has a three stage auger that spins in both
directions. You keep the remote. Rebellion is impossible!
With
the fury of a hundred toothbrushes the iRobot Looj gnaws through your
forgotten gutter trash like Jack the Ripper, the auger spinning at a
terrifying 500 RPM. Soon your Looj will be
such a part of your life that you won’t even imagine how you managed to
live without it. And it’s not just for gutters!
Take it to
the pool and let it fight your Scooba, Prince Namor. Tie razor wire to
the end and let it slowly lay your perimeter. Put it on a xylophone and
drive out a scorching solo. Dress as Mon Mothma and send your Roombas
in for lay cover support so Looj Skywalker can navigate the trench.
What can’t you do with this exciting little friend?
Don’t
let a crippling fear of aluminum and tin keep you from having a clean
house this year. They won’t be calling you coward once you’ve got a
robot to protect you! Your recertified iRobot Looj will be a mighty
addition to the pride of technology that already prowls your abode.
Entropy hasn’t got a chance.
Warranty: 1 Year iRobot
Features:
- Makes regular gutter cleaning faster, easier, and safer
- Cleans dry and wet leaves, pine needles, pine cones and other debris typically found in a gutter
- Works with standard K-style, aluminum, copper, metal or vinyl gutters
- Can clean a 60-foot section of gutter in 10 minutes
- Wireless handle/remote, you control the direction of the robot and the 3-stage auger
- 3-stage auger spins at 500 RPM to break up sludge and clogs, lift out debris and brush your gutters clean
- Clean-up is fast and easy. Simply remove the handle/remote and hose off dirt and debris
- Looj
fits in gutters that are at least 3-1/4” wide. Gutter straps must be at
least 2-1/4” from the bottom of the gutter, as Looj is just under 2 ¼”
high and must pass under the straps during operation. Measure your
gutters and straps to ensure Looj will work properly
- Operates
on a 7.2V Nickel Cadmium rechargeable battery, and lasts for 30 to 45
minutes depending upon the amount of debris and sludge clogging your
gutters. (Battery life can be improved by only charging the battery
when it is fully depleted)
In the box:
- iRobot Looj 120 Gutter Cleaning Robot
- Auger
- Handle/Remote (2 AA batteries required)
- Belt Clip
- NiCad Rechargeable Battery
- Battery Charger
Price: 69.9900
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