Link to the Show / Show NotesAvast, me hearties! Welcome to the one and only, official, accept-no-substitutes, Hex the Dex, where things have taken a turn for the uber-minced. Fans of good taste will be disappointed as we discuss dolphin suicide and stunt-pimped euthanasia. Meanwhile, will someone please bring me the Dirty Sanchezed head of Gillian McKeith!

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