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About Last Night
Want two sandwiches? Don’t want to wait? This two pack of Weatherworks CH6565 HomeCookin 2 Slice Toasters can provide four simultaneous pieces of toast. It’s like a dream come true!
Hello? Hey, man, you’ll never believe this. No, I can’t talk much louder, I got lucky last night. Yeah, I did! Even better, there’s two of them! Twins! Yeah! I know, man, I know! They’re in the kitchen right now, so I can talk, but I can’t talk for long. They’re a two pack of Weatherworks CH6565 HomeCookin2 Slice Toasters.
What? Whatever, man, you’re just jealous. Listen, I gotta tell you all about it, it was insane. It started the second, and I mean the second I walked in the door. One of them got up on the counter and just cranked the browning control. While that was going on, the other one flipped open a slide-out crumb tray. You know that thing where normal toasters get all shy and…yeah, well this one was totally into it, man. What makes it even hotter is that they’re both really sleek and compact! And man, sooooo easy to clean. You don’t even know.
What? Hey, man, you can’t be moving goalposts now. You know what? You know what? If this was you, I would have been happy for you. I would have said “Wow, bro, that’s great that you scored a two pack of Weatherworks CH6565 HomeCookin 2 Slice Toasters, good job.” But I guess maybe I don’t know my best bud as wellas I thought I did. So you go back to sleep over in Whineville and eat all your cold, plain, slightly soggy bread. I’ll be making toast till the breaka breaka dawn. Yeah, I do know it’s already lunchtime, it’s just an expression. Whatever, man. Bye. Bye. I said bye!
Warranty:One Year Weatherworks
Features:
- Perfect for everyday toasted bread needs
- Sleek, compact design for easy storage
- Two slots for toasting
- Seven levels using adjustable browning control
- One-button ejection system
- Wide slots for gourmet breads
- Easy to clean and operate
- Slide-out crumb tray
In the box:
- 2 Weatherworks CH6565 Toasters
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