Link to the Show / Show NotesOn the docket this week:
-Canadian Bacon
-Kung-Fu: The Legend Dangles
-A New Form of Breakdancing
-Do You Get a Gold Cape When You Retire?
-Something Vaguely Entertaining
We start out with Largo bitching, âI fought the lawn and the lawn won.â We also find out why Autumn is a peelin', how Sanguinist avoided taking a sac to the face, and we issue some Robot Pick-Up Lines.
Autumn starts us off by discussing just how much damage the new law requiring Canadians to have a passport to enter the states is doing to the local economy. We then explore out new Horrorfest entry, Takin' Your Head, Eh? This also leads to some speculation as to what the AVN Award looks like and how our Whorefest film entry could win (and the less said about the new D&D monster, the Jizz Golem, the better.) On a more serious digression, we also look at W's reading habits and Poppa-Largo's recent trip to a (very inept) hospital (and other hospital horror stories.)
Shifting gears, we take a potentially ill-informed look at the death of David Carradine and the conspiracy theories about it. We also revisit Sanguinist's aversion to poo-porn before Sanguinist moves us on to the newest Forbidden Dance. No, it's not the Lambada; it's Daggering, a simulated sex-dance that, when tried without clothes on, can cause penile fractures. Male members of the audience, feel free to cringe. This leads to digressions about Autumn getting duct taped at Catholic school and the Boy's alter ego, The Flaming Penis.
Keeping it in the superhero vein, Sanguinist shows us the online registry for real-life superheroes (and how some of them are scarier than hell.) Invariably, the discussion then turns to deviant sexual behavior. Again. And the X-Files.
Largo launches us into SVE with a quick and dirty look at the prequel novels for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra. He also give props to Revenge of the Fallen Optimus Prime as the most complicated Transformer he's ever owned. The SVR crew then pans the previews for Year One before reveling in the fact that Land of the Lost has indeed failed. We close out the show by reviewing the Horrofest film Dark Ride. Listen to hear our savage review as we compare this turd to other films in the Horrorfest series (and, not that you can really spoil a shitty movie like this, but spoilers abound.) Also listen to hear Sanguinist pull out the 'hidden' meaning of the film.
Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com. Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.
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