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Flight of Fancy
The official government story says there was no boy in that balloon. But a growing number of Americans are demanding the truth about what really happened on 10/15.
If you accept theCIA’s version of events, the whole incident was merely a misunderstanding. A joke, really. The kid was in the attic all along and everybody got worked up over nothing. Har dee har har. Well, I know what I felt was real. The terror and confusion of that terrible afternoon were too vivid to be wished away by the Big Lie Machine and its profusion of Smaller But Still Pretty Good Size Lie Machines.
Just look at the facts. As I saw on the Philips 19”LCD HDTV Ikeep in my taxidermy studio, the “balloon” in question spiralled lazily through the crisp autumn sky, its silver foil glistening in hi-def 1440×900p resolution. But I’ve watched enough Road Runner cartoons to know how a balloon behaves when punctured in flight, especially in the American West. A real balloon would’ve either zig-zagged quickly and crazily around, slamming into various rock outcroppings along the way, or simply fallen straight down like an anvil. So that begs the following question: this so-called “balloon” wasn’t even a balloon at all!
Now, let’s look at the landing. The world saw – or thought they saw – the “balloon” bump gently to Earth in a freshly plowed dirt field. It looked realistic enough to me, thanks to the Digital Crystal Clear picture andNASA’s experienced team of special-effects experts. But I bet I could find a Professor of Balloon Physics (let’s call him Dr. Herschel Flibbo of College Academy University State Tech) who would say that such a landing could only be executed by a trained balloon pilot. Why is the so-called “scientific” world so terrified of what Dr. Flibbo has to say?
Also, that field looked suspiciously flat to me. Have we forgotten that Colorado is known as the Rocky Mountain State? Guess whoever mocked up this hoax missed that day in 6th-grade geography class.
But here’s the most damning piece of evidence. Remember when everybody crowded around the fallen “balloon”, and a nation waited breathlessly to see if the boy would emerge OK, only to be told that there was nobody inside? Thanks to the crisp detail of my PhilipsHDTV’s 800:1 contrast ratio, I was able to see that, on the contrary, there were actually hundreds of children being briskly spirited away from the crash site into an underground passageway located directly under the so-called “balloon”. Skeptical? Come over and watch it. Or buy a PhilipsHDTVyourself along with a copy ofHot Air: Puncturing The 10/15 Conspiracy, my fearless, eye-openingDVDdocumentary that will forever change the way you view fearless, eye-openingDVDdocumentaries.
They say there was no kid in that “balloon”; I say there were hundreds of kids. They say the kid was actually hiding at home in his attic; I say the kids were led down into the bowels of the Earth to toil in theFBI’s undergroundLSDmines. Examine the evidence on a neutral, objective PhilipsHDTVand you can only reach one conclusion. And no, wiseguy, that conclusion is not that I need to go back on my meds. Whatever my lying fraud of a doctor says, I feel just fine this way.
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Features:
- HD LCDdisplay, with a 1440×900p resolution
- Up to 5ms response time for clear, fast moving action
- Dynamic contrast for incredible rich black details
- Incredible Surround for enhanced audio enjoyment
- Dolby Digital output for connection to a home theatre system
- 2HDMIinputs for full digital HD connection in one cable
- PC-input allows you to use your TV as a PC monitor
- Auto mode selects the perfect mode for what you are watching
- ATSC&QAMtuner receives over the air and unscrambled cable
Picture/Display:
- Aspect ratio: Widescreen
- Brightness: 300 cd/m²
- Contrast ratio (typical): 800:1
- Dynamic screen contrast: 4000:1
- Response time (typical): 5 ms
- Viewing angle: 160º (H) / 160º (V)
- Diagonal screen size: 19 inch / 48.1 cm
- Visible screen diagonal (inch): 18.95 inch
- Panel resolution: 1440×900p
- Picture enhancement: 3/2 – 2/2 motion pull down, Digital Crystal Clear, Dynamic contrast enhancement, Progressive Scan
Supported Display Resolution:
Computer formats
- 640×480 60Hz
- 800×600 60Hz
- 1024×768 60Hz
- 1280×1024 60Hz
- 1440×900 60 Hz
Video formats
- 480i 60Hz
- 480p 60Hz
- 720p 60Hz
- 1080i 60Hz
In the box:
- Philips 19PFL3403D/27B 19” 720pLCD TV
- Remote Control
- Power Cable
- 3.5mm to 3.5mm Audio Cable
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Price: $149.99
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