Link to the Show / Show NotesMany subscribe to the adage that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all. Sorry, folks, this is not the time for etiquette: Christmas is at stake! So this week, we take a look at the most horrendous Yuletide musical offerings over the years. Why would you subject yourself to this gauntlet of chintz? Well, we here at Awkward Silences are experts at making catty remarks. Also, it's considered "with it" to like things ironically. So here we go...PLAYLISTShirley Temple - All I Want for Christmas is a HippopotamusThe Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy vs. the Red BaronAlvin and The Chipmunks - The Christmas SongJose Feliciano - Feliz NavidadCindy Lauper - Christmas CongaThe Beach Boys - Little Saint NickThe Beach Boys - Santa's BeardPaul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas TimeWham! - Last ChristmasNewSong - The Christmas ShoesJackson 5 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausBand Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas Time

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