Link to the Show / Show NotesThe latest breaking news from Monday:
Tony Blair says he's done nothing wrong. Middle East is buggered, everyone is going bombing mad. Tara Palmer Tomkinson gets a new nose. Naomi Campbell goes mental on a yacht. Kate Moss earns loads. Wayne Rooney wastes loads of money running hairdryers all ngiht to lull him to sleep - this will one day result in a terrible fire which will burn him and all his money.

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