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It’s A Barbarian Thing
“Seatbelts?” they say. “What if I’m trapped by a seatbelt in a burning car?”
Maybe you know this person. Maybe you ARE this person. But this one-in-a-million burning car scenario isn’t about reality. It’s about control. It’s about the fear that Johnny Law is crushing our freedoms by passing a crazy oppressive seatbelt law. We get it. And there’s one way Americans always enjoy responding to the crushing of freedoms. With weapons.
So the SOG Bi-Polar Satin Knife is the perfect gift to the sort of person terrified of the hypothetical venus car-trap. It’s a twin bladed, dual assisted knife that’s easy to open. Designed as a rescue knife, the SOG Bi-Polar Satin Knife has a main blade, and then an additional V-Cutter, designed to slice right through paracord, fishing line, nylon straps, and even seatbelt material. You can even strip wire and break glass with the SOG Bi-Polar Satin Knife. It’s the perfect tool for your car or truck!
Of course, seatbelts save lives. But we understand that the feeling of freedom is something that’s hard to give up. So keep a SOG Bi-Polar Satin Knife close by for that poor soul who can’t wrap his or her mind around the idea that safety guidelines aren’t really the cruel demands of a fascist overlord. After all, what says “I control my own destiny” like a well-made knife? Before you answer, keep in mind we can’t sell swords, guns, or enchanted axes.
Warranty: Lifetime SOG
Features:
- Length: 7.5”
- Blade: 3”
- Steel: AUS 8
- Edge: Straight
- Weight: 5.7 oz
- Handle: Hard Anodized Aluminum
- Finish: Satin
- Includes: Glass Breaker, V-Cutter
- Sheath: Nylon
In the box:
Price: $39.99
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