Link to the Show / Show Notes* It's all kicking off in the UK's airports - hand luggage has been banned and flights are all delayed due to naughty terrorists trying to get us again.
* A very old man makes a baby and does lots of shagging. He puts it down to the Goat milk.
* Is Big Brother a fix? Oh I don't know.
* Fat man's beer belly saves him from being speared by a broken ladder.
* Vodaphone make a crop circle.
* Girl and her mum get in trouble with the Greek cops because the girl got raped in the toilets of a bar. I suspect the family in question are dreadfully common.
* Rolf Harris raps to save seals.

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