Link to the Show / Show NotesIt's September!Yes August is behind us and there is a whole month of September in front of us to look forward to. And my mum might get a puppy. Hooray! Here is the real news:* Sex gives you cancer. So stop it. Or wear a condom.* Tony Blair tells everyone to"Shut and leave me alone. I'm in charge here. Not you."He then gets poor people backs up by telling them all their children will grow up to be criminals. Oh dear.* The Sun tries to work out if we have enough time to do everything by inventing a pointless quiz. If you have time to do the quiz, then you're fine. Why don't you go out and do something less boring instead sitting at home watching TV turn it off it's no good for me.* The word Munter is now in the dictionary. Next to it is a picture of _____________ (add the name of your favourite ugly bitch here.)* French women spend a fifth of their clothes budget on underwear. Just like in Allo Allo. The rest of their money goes on fags, red wine and strings of onions.* The films"The Sentinel"and"Little Man"baffle Zena. She's got the hang of"Snakes on A Plane"though.* Charlotte Church has a new TV series starting on Channel 4 tonight. It's probably going to be brilliant. The theme tune is long and postmodern. Michael McIntyre is in it??? He is surprisingly posh and possibly fictional.* Jade Goody went to see Radiohead at the V festival thinking they were the band who did"Video Killed the Radio Star". I long for this to be the case.* Robbie Williams isn't retiring after all.* JK Rowling has made a slight continuity error in her seriesof Harry Potter books. One person noticed. The Sun want to see her burned as a witch for this shocking lapse in standards.* James Bond goes gay.* A Husband and wife get married in the same outfits that they met in - she was dressed as a flapper girl and he as a Gorilla. Lucky it wasn't a tarts and vicars party.* Fun fun piddle pervert bagged by a big banana* Diana has been dead for 9 years. Yes it's true.* Jeremy Clarkson is officially cool.* A man aged 100 is still working and has the day off to celebrate his birthday.* Bovril has more beef in it that it did before, like it did before they took some of the beef out.* More kids have ciabatta in their packed lunch that pork pies. We're all middle class now.That is the news.
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