Link to the Show / Show NotesToday's NewsPox is a quickie, which is sometimes all you need.
* David hasslehoff says "Lady Di wanted a piece of my action, so did Elton John, but I am not a gay"
* Tony Blair dies on his arse doing an open-spot at the TUC conference.
* Britney Spears has another baby - it's a boy and she wanted a girl, so she'll probably kill it
* iPod have created an MP3 player the size of a grain of rice. And it has your name on it.
* Boys take Steriods to impress girls. Yeah, because tiny willies and droppy nipples are such a turn on.
* Ugly fish has plastic surgery at the Museum of Scotland.
* Auditions for hobbits take place on Monday at the Drury Lane theatre. You must be a hairy little man.
* You can eat stingray, and make shoes and wallets out of them. you can also have sex with them if you are desperate and a sailor.
* Columbian woman make like the ancient greeks and refuse to put out until the men stop all the guns and drugs and crimes and that.
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