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We’re Not Kidding Around Here
Mr. Meier, don’t force us to make an example of you.
That’s right, Mr. Meier. We’re talking to you. Because we’ve heard that you read our site, and we’ve also heard that there’s a young man named Christian Schlachte who also reads our site. And so, we’re pre-empting our usual funny description regarding the Kingston 32GB DataTraveler USB Flash Drive. Because today, today we’re going to talk to you directly. And you probably know exactly why.
But, for the fewer than thousands of people who have no idea what the heck is going on, here’s a short recap. You see, much like a Kingston 32GB DataTraveler USB Flash Drive, Christian Schlachte is full of information. Texts, pictures, MP3 files, Christian and the Kingston 32GB DataTraveler USB Flash Drive can hold it all. Only unlike the Kingston 32GB DataTraveler USB Flash Drive, Christian holds more than 32GB. In fact, he’s gathered so much data that he’s about to graduate high school! So, on his big day, Christian wants his favorite teacher, Mr. Meier, to hand him his diploma when he walks. Only for some reason Mr. Meier won’t say yes.
Look, Mr. Meier, it’s not often a good sized corporation is asked to intercede in such a special situation, so we’re taking our duties very seriously. After all, is it so much to ask that you be there to hand Christian his diploma? Is it stage fright? Office politics? Are you hiding from the mob? What could possibly be the reason you wouldn’t want to give poor Christian his diploma? No, no, don’t start making excuses and saying we only have one side of the story. We’ve made a career out of having one side of the story and we’re not changing up now. And plus, he wrote to us first. Good call on that btw, Christian.
Anyway, Mr. Meier. Now the eyes of the world are upon you. Your students are already racing to our site in wide-eyed awe, discovering that the Kingston 32GB DataTraveler USB Flash Drive works with Windows, OS X and Linux, and also laughing at seeing their teacher’s name. Even now, rumors are spreading around your school like the medley scene in “Bye Bye Birdie” as the kids wonder “What will Mr. Meier do?” And the trust of those kids you’ll be teaching next year? It’s hanging in the balance.
So, Mr Meier. It all comes down to this. Will you do the right thing and teach Christian one final important lesson, a lesson in how thinking outside the box can change a person’s world for the better? Will you help your future students understand that there’s nothing they can’t accomplish if they only believe in themselves and reason out a solution that no human being has ever attempted before? Will you use this day to set a new standard, for every American, in how capitalism can be turned into a force for the greater good? Or will you just be remembered as “the guy who turned his back on Woot.com in a crisis and just stayed home to watch a That’s My Momma marathon”?
Teaching is a noble profession, Mr. Meier, just like the Kingston 32GB DataTraveler USB Flash Drive is a noble way to store or transport large amounts of data. So we’re confident you’re going to do the right thing. Especially once you read that boldface type right below this sentence.
THE SAGA OF MR. MEIER ISN’T OVER YET! COMING SOON TO THE WOOT.COM BLOG ARE THE DETAILS OF CHRISTIAN’S GRADUATION! THAT’S RIGHT, MR. MEIER! IF YOU CHOOSE POORLY, THE WORLD IS GONNA KNOW!
Warranty: 5 Year Kingston
Features:
- 32GB storage capacity
- Speed: 10MB/sec. read, 5MB/sec. write
- Dimensions: 2.19” x 0.82” x 0.45” (55.62mm x 20.82mm x 11.43mm)
- Operating Temperature: 32°F to 140°F (0°C to 60°C)
- Storage Temperature: -4°F to 185°F (-20°C to 85°C)
- Simply just plug into any USB port, compatible with USB 2.0
- Convenient pocket-sized for easy transportability
Compatible Operating Systems:
- Windows 7
- Windows Vista
- Windows XP
- Windows 2000 (SP4)
- Mac OS X v.10.5.x+
- Linux v.2.6.x+
In the box:
- Kingston DT102/32GB 32GB DataTraveler USB Flash Drive
Price: $39.99
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