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What Part Of “Novela” Don’t You Understand?
And now, today’s episode of the telenovela that has all of Mexico asking “¿Lo que hizo acabas de decir?”... presenting the world’s only automatically translated soap opera, El Corazón Mal Traducido!
COL. VAZQUEZ: You! You have some testicles to go my private chambers! But you have made a final joke, the Raccoon! This revolver is told that you hang from the gallows in the square before breakfast!
EL MAPACHE: I am not here to place you underground, the Colonel, although that could be available before you could rooster that hammer. No, what brings me here is a heart issue. Not come as a murderer, but as a lover.
COL. VAZQUEZ: I must confess I’m flattered, but a man of my height could never touch hands with the most notorious insurgent-
EL MAPACHE: Not you, Colonel! I invade his sanctuary to sniff the rich odor of another rose who resides in this dwelling!
(Burst ANGELICA, the daughter of Colonel pulchritudinous.)
ANGELICA: The Raccoon! You came back to me to take her in his arms, my beautiful stallion!
COL. VAZQUEZ: My daughter? In the arms of this rebel scum? As I die at the point of thousand bayonets to see this disgrace! Make peace with your creator, the Raccoon, for now you die!
EL MAPACHE: No, Colonel! Not that Angelica nor whose loving succor I crave!
ANGELICA: Not?
COL. VAZQUEZ: Not?
EL MAPACHE: Not! True the apple of my affection is the Kodak CD82 Blue 12MP Digital Camera!
ANGELICA: No!
COL. VAZQUEZ: No!
EL MAPACHE: If! I have only to look deeply into its large 3-inch LCD screen! My heart beats only for its sharp resolution 12.4 megapixel! It can detect up to five faces, Colonel – five, you hear me? – but a just and loving God would let me be the only face it sees! If I can not belong to it, your iron to heat and kill me as I’m here to stand!
ANGELICA: My heart! Hurts like a child’s knee skin! Only people who apply the iodine to my heart? Tell me, who?
COL. VAZQUEZ: Disgusting pig of a dog of a filthy Raccoon! You dare to claim their prize Kodak?
EL MAPACHE: I dare, Colonel! I dare all this and yet more!
(Burst GANSITO, a man into a dress goose. Begins to dance.)
GANSITO: Listen, children! Enjoy the delicious new Gansito Double Chocolate! Serve as the company comes after school snack or for fun!
(Everybody dance. Any nothing makes sense.)
Until our next exploit passionate, keep your ears open to the bewildering beat of… El Corazón Mal Traducido!
Warranty: 90 Day Kodak
Features:
- 12.4MP resolution captures images up to 4096 x 3016
- Records 640 x 480 VGA quality video at 30 fps
- 3x optical zoom with an additional 5x digital zoom
- Accepts SD/SDHC cards, supports up to 32gb
- Detects up to 5 faces
- Use panorama to “stitch” up to 3 pictures into a panoramic scene
Specifications:
- CCD: 1/2.33-type, 12 MP
- Effective pixels: 12.4 MP (4096 x 3016)
- LCD: 3.0-inch (7.62 cm), 230K pixels
- Optical zoom: 3x
- Digital zoom: 5x continuous
- Internal storage: 16 MB internal memory (11 MB available for image storage)
- Image storage: accepts SD/SDHC card (maximum supported size up to 32 GB)
- Lens: f/2.9-f/5.2; 35 mm equivalent: 32-96 mm
- Built-in lens protection
- HD still picture capture
- Auto focus control: Still: Continuous and Single AF (Multi-zone, Center zone)
- Face detection: up to 5 faces
- Shutter speed: 0.5-1/1400 seconds (Long Time Exposure: 0.5-8 seconds)
- ISO speed: Auto: 80-250 / Manual: 80,100, 200, 400, 800, 1000
- Exposure metering: TTL-AE; Multi-Pattern, Center-Weight, Center-Spot
- Exposure compensation: ± 2.0 EV with 1/3 EV step
- White Balance: Auto, Daylight, Tungsten, Fluorescent, Open Shade
- Color Modes: High Color, Natural Color, Low Color, Black & White, Sepia
- Burst Mode: Maximum 3 pictures @ 1.7 fps; Auto Exposure, Auto Focus, Auto White Balance executed for first shot only
- Capture Modes: Smart Capture, Program, Sport, Close-up, Scene modes, Blur Reduction, Video
- Sharpness Modes: Sharp, Normal, Soft
- Video blur reduction
- Built-in microphone
- PictBridge support
- Tripod mount: 1/4-inch
- Communication with computer: USB 2.0 full speed (PIMA 15740 protocol); via USA cable model U-8
- Video Output: NTSC or PAL
- Operating temperature: 0-40 C (32-104 F)
- Includes 53” USB cable
Interface:
- USB 2.0 (mini)
- Video Output: NTSC or PAL
Electronic Flash:
- Auto flash; Auto, Fill, Red Eye, Off; Guide No.6; working range: @ ISO 250 in Smart Capture mode: 0.6–3.1 m (2–10.2 ft) @ wide; 0.6–1.7 m (2–5.6 ft) @ telephoto
Image File Format:
- Still: EXIF 2.21 (JPEG compression); file organization DCF
- Video: QUICKTIME (CODEC Motion JPEG; audio: PCM)
Picture Size:
- 12.0 MP (4:3): 4000 x 3000 pixels
- 10.7 MP (3:2): 4000 x 2666 pixels
- 9.0 MP (16:9): 4000 x 2250 pixels
- 6.2 MP (4:3): 2880 x 2160 pixels
- 3.1 MP (4:3): 2048 x 1536 pixels
- 2.1 MP (16:9): 1920 x 1080 pixels
- 1.2 MP (4:3): 1280 x 960 pixels
Video Capture:
- < 80 minutes maximum in VGA, QVGA
- VGA (640 x 480 @ 30 fps)
- QVGA (320 x 240 @ 30 fps)
Product Dimensions:
- Size: 3.8” x 2.4” x 1.1” (95.9 x 62 x 27.9 mm) at power off
- Weight: 4.4 oz (125 g) without card or batteries
Note:
- SD/SDHC cards are not included
In the box:
- (1) Kodak EasyShare CD82 Digital Camera
- (2) AA Batteries
- (1) USB Cable
- (1) Wrist Strap
- (1) User Guide
Price: $39.99
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