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Live From The Borscht Asteroid Belt, Again
Ladies, gentlemen, and blxnzxii, please give a warm, slimy Betelgeusean welcome to the filthiest insult comic in the galaxy: Frank Blrgrooool!
Thank you, thank you. I can feel the warmth in this room. Anybody awake in here? It’s like my wife’s znifnorx on our wedding night! Somebody roll me over when it’s my turn to f’glurg’og, am I right? Ah, but I love playing Betelgeuse-9, I really do. Every time I come here I have the happy thought that maybe Thisbe doesn’t smell so bad!
Hey, look who we have with us in the audience tonight: the Dell Inspiron 17” Notebook! Get him another round, waitress, his xorxx membranes are starting to dry out! This guy, we go way back. I’m not saying he’s got an ego, but when he walks into a room, he expects everybody to kiss his 500 GB hard drive. What’s worse is, he keeps it in his t’khhorkhll! And ugly? Whew! This guy makes Emperor Uqqrowxx look like Jude Law! Hey, Inspiron, can I borrow your face? My vrqurq is going on vacation!
Oh, and that Multiformat DVD±RW/CD-RW drive, that sounds real nice – if he’s not too sloshed to keep from crashing it into a space-tree! This guy drinks the way a Venusian makes snrkulnrk: with all three tentacles at once! Nah, but seriously, folks, he’s a good guy, Dell Inspiron 17” Notebook. He’s good for home multimedia, he’s good for video chatting, he’s good for creating customized CDs and DVDs. And for 20 quaxols, he’ll let you uuzquuox his sister’s xhoxhl! You can’t even get a deal like that on Neptune!
Ooh, you Neptunians don’t like that, huh? What, have your prices gone up? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I must take my bow. My wife’s going to see her mother on Ceres and my barnaxx are due back in her purse! Thank you! G’night!
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 90 Day Dell
Features:
- Intel Core i5-430M Processor with Intel Turbo Boost Technology
- 4GB memory for multi-tasking capabilties
- Multiformat DVD±RW/CD-RW drive with double-layer support
- 17.3” WLED high-definition plus widescreen display
- 500 GB hard drive for plenty of storage space
- HDMI output for connection to an HDTV
- Built-in 1.3MP webcam to stay in touch with family and friends
- Convenient 7-in-1 media reader
- Full keyboard with numeric pad
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Product Specifications:
- Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Edition 64-bit
- Processor: Intel Core i5-430M processor
- Processor Speed: 3MB cache and 2.26GHz processor speed with Turbo Boost up to 2.53GHz
- System Memory:4GB DDR3 SDRAM memory (expandable up to 8GB)
- Optical Drive: Dual-layer DVD±RW/CD-RW
- Display Type: High-definition plus WLED
- Screen Size: 17.3”
- Hard Drive: 500 GB Serial ATA hard drive (5400 rpm)
- Graphics: Intel HD
- Speakers: Built-in stereo speakers
- Video Output: HDMI output
- 7-in-1 media reader: Supports Secure Digital, MultiMediaCard, xD-Picture Card, Memory Stick, Memory Stick PRO, MultiMediaCard Plus, High Density Secure Digital and Secure Digital High Capacity formats
- USB 2.0 Ports: 4
- Built-in Dell 1520 wireless LAN card
- Wireless Networking: Wireless-B+G+N
- Networking: Built-in 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 connector)
- Battery Type: 6-cell lithium-ion
- Battery Life: Up to 4 hours
- Weight: 6.4lbs
- Dimensions: 16.5” x 10.9” x 1.3” (L x W x Thickness)
In the box:
- (1) Dell Inspiron Laptop with Intel Core i5 Processor (Color: Black Obsidian)
- (1) AC Power Cord
- (1) Owner’s Manual
Inset credit: cosmobc
Price: $599.99
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