Link to the Show / Show NotesOn this very merry Hoofmas eve, there once were…..ah fuck it! No more rhyming. I'm pretty sure no one even reads this shit anyways. Everyone knows what we're gonna do. We do the same old schtick every time we do a special episode! Walken shows up, McConaughey reads something, we usually do a song or something, ugh. How bout a story instead. This guy I know named Carl likes to dress like a bus driver so that I, I mean he can steal sack lunches while the kids go on field trips. Then he likes to sneak into the school and lick the chalk boards! Ha! Lickin' chalk boards, what a freak! i know what you're thinking. You're probably like, "Oh and I bet a kid gets molested. Real funny!" Well you're wrong! No one gets molested and Carl becomes a millionaire because of his ridiculously hilarious podcast! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! ENJOY!!!!
WARNING: HOOFCAST is intended for mature audiences only! What you're about to hear may shock and repulse you to the point of being scared for the very nature of your being. The show contains adult language, situation and other material unsuitable for human ears. In other words DON'T LISTEN TO THIS SHOW!!!
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